My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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From Twitter 08-30-2009

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From Twitter 08-29-2009

• 00:50:12: Sorry for my cranky tweets - it's just not good, me being off the pill. You might THINK being angrily horny is fun, but not really.
  
• 10:13:18: My eyes are so dry off the BC pill that I dreamt someone gave me KY jelly to lubricate my eyeballs.
  
• 10:53:09: Classic response to guy who thinks his GF doesn't wash her bra often enough: http://www.slate.com/id/2226405?nav=wp
  
• 11:12:21: I must now put on my thinking cap & read Important News Items & Coverage of Things that Piss Me Off in preparation for a meeting.
  
• 11:18:38: I wish I knew how to unbrainwash people so they'd recognize the ACLU as our ally, not The Enemy. What would it take, huh?
  
• 11:20:20: @Annette_C_37 LOL - I knew a girl who had a rotation including washing every other wearing, but yeah - I'm a dirty-bra girl.
  
• 11:22:11: My rarely-wash-bras habit is built on recognizing their expensive, elaborate hardware/construction: frequent washing weakens bra structure.
  
• 11:29:12: No, I don't want a Kennedy Commemorative Photograph for fuck's sake. West coast redneck lefties don't like your east coast lefty spam.
  
• 11:31:26: @Michellelay69 http://twitpic.com/foc55 - I'm jealous of your stop 'n chat! Cute pic -- looks like he's trying SO HARD not to quell his ...
  
• 11:32:17: @Michellelay69 http://twitpic.com/foc55 - Oops; meant trying so hard TO QUELL his desire, not to not to. I'm so double negating myself.
  
• 18:32:57: Need to spend some time hyperfocusing on something stupid for an hour or two to silence the meeting conversations replaying in my head.
  
• 18:37:18: Would it be worth it for me to try to become more socially adept? Or should I focus my efforts where I actually have a CHANCE at success?
  
• 19:56:10: In spite of having a tiny brain, our dog eventually beats me at standoffs every time. AGH! She has an unbeatable repertoire of dirty tricks.
  
• 23:15:15: Really enjoyed this episode of ST Deep Space 9: "In the Cards" http://stds9.epguides.info/?ID=123 Because I'm a fucking DORK like that!
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:20 Allergies . . . glad I don't have them as bad as some people, but wish I didn't have them at all. Going to do some stretching. #
• 12:14 Need to bathe & shave around the edges before my show at the top of the hour. See you then? #
• 16:00 The line about the kidney is the cherry on top of this masterful @Dooce multi-rant/story: is.gd/2EHtD #
• 16:03 On cam & in members-only chat right now: www.spyonus.com/members/SpyCams.htm #
• 16:09 Oh jesus -- for REAL? Something is wrong with our connection RIGHT when we have chat sc heduled. Can I shoot myself now? #
• 16:31 I just asked @DeliaTS what's for dinner. Her reply: "how's about a knuckle sandwich?" Bwahaha! "Knuckle sandwich" always makes me LOL! #
• 21:21 God, I almost feel guilty being able to see so much Statcounter data on my neighbors for the activism site I'm working on. Yeesh! #
• 22:36 @TastyTracy The little black one? It's the Tantus throb; maybe too short for strap-on action: is.gd/2Fjlh Rocks the g-spot, though. #
• 23:02 "Reading" @DeliaTS latest newsletter with sample pics/gifs: www.deliats.com/Newsletter/August09/index.html #
• 00:50 Sorry for my cranky tweets - it's just not good, me being off the pill. You might THINK being angrily horny is fun, but not really. #

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From Twitter 08-28-2009

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:13 I wish our dog would stop doing stupid things for a few days. She just decided to lie down under our car & couldn't get back out. #
• 11:25 All of the fuckers whining about govt bureaucracy & health ins. seem to not recognize that for-profit bureaucracy is WAY FUCKING GROSSER. #
• 11:26 Seriously, I think that AT&T and Qwest & Blue Cross/Shield should be fucking HUNG. Just off phone w/AT&T. Hate their guts. #
• 11:57 Time to pay the bills & stuff. Members can watch me ripping my hair out on the roving cam. #
• 12:19 That giant poop log I just dropped is no doubt going to be the most satisfyin g thing I've produced/accomplished today. #
• 13:47 It would be so cool if, when overwhelmed by money problems & bullshit, I became very motivated instead of wanting to curl into a fetal pos. #
• 13:48 I'm overdue for a pap smear but the thought of sitting on the phone begging for an appt sooner than 3 months away makes me want to die. #
• 13:57 Miracle! Got an appointment to have my cervix & boobs & stuff doctor-inspected in just over two weeks! I'm amazed. #
• 17:43 Voyeurs: I'm about to exercise on the Anywhere Cam. Not wearing anything sexy, though, so not really "hot" to watch. #
• 18:32 Our dog likes to play this game where she goes IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT. When we're busy. "OOogh?" In? Out? INOUTIN? YIP! #
• 21:00 OMG -- I think I might be super-ovulating; just produced a giant cum-booger during my show. Like super-stretchy egg white snot. #
• 22:24 What was I thinking when I made a reservation for THREE nights to shoot at a cabin with no electricity/no running water? Too LONG. #
• 23:26 If you believe there are no coincidences, then the universe apparently wants to make SURE I am totally FUCKED. #
• 23:54 twitpic.com/fjlug - Am I tryi ng to channel too many Twin Peaks characters at once? Name 4 or more! #
• 23:57 twitpic.com/fjlzo - Seriously folks, this would be my new look if the eye patch didn't give me a headache. #

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From Twitter 08-27-2009

• 00:59:54: I'm ovulating (or ovulated recently). No wonder I've been in a masturbating frenzy.
  
• 01:01:59: @man_onthe_moon Explain it? Well, it smells like hot, salty dough with a faint wet touch of Elmer's. It's delicious-smelling.
  
• 11:13:44: I wish our dog would stop doing stupid things for a few days. She just decided to lie down under our car & couldn't get back out.
  
• 11:25:55: All of the fuckers whining about govt bureaucracy & health ins. seem to not recognize that for-profit bureaucracy is WAY FUCKING GROSSER.
  
• 11:26:47: Seriously, I think that AT&T and Qwest & Blue Cross/Shield should be fucking HUNG. Just off phone w/AT&T. Hate their guts.
  
• 11:57:53: Time to pay the bills & stuff. Members can watch me ripping my hair out on the roving cam.
  
• 12:19:46: That giant poop log I just dropped is no doubt going to be the most satisfying thing I've produced/accomplished today.
  
• 13:47:17: It would be so cool if, when overwhelmed by money problems & bullshit, I became very motivated instead of wanting to curl into a fetal pos.
  
• 13:48:57: I'm overdue for a pap smear but the thought of sitting on the phone begging for an appt sooner than 3 months away makes me want to die.
  
• 13:57:03: Miracle! Got an appointment to have my cervix & boobs & stuff doctor-inspected in just over two weeks! I'm amazed.
  
• 17:43:49: Voyeurs: I'm about to exercise on the Anywhere Cam. Not wearing anything sexy, though, so not really "hot" to watch.
  
• 18:32:10: Our dog likes to play this game where she goes IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT. When we're busy. "OOogh?" In? Out? INOUTIN? YIP!
  
• 21:00:10: OMG -- I think I might be super-ovulating; just produced a giant cum-booger during my show. Like super-stretchy egg white snot.
  
• 22:24:31: What was I thinking when I made a reservation for THREE nights to shoot at a cabin with no electricity/no running water? Too LONG.
  
• 23:26:50: If you believe there are no coincidences, then the universe apparently wants to make SURE I am totally FUCKED.
  
• 23:54:53: http://twitpic.com/fjlug - Am I trying to channel too many Twin Peaks characters at once? Name 4 or more!
  
• 23:57:01: http://twitpic.com/fjlzo - Seriously folks, this would be my new look if the eye patch didn't give me a headache.
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 14:30 RT @audaciaray: . . . "I want to bring Indian sex workers a digital culture gift from American sex workers: bit.ly/xkZu3 " #
• 14:43 twitpic.com/fdggo - I kinda hate it when chicks put on makeup to exercise, but I wanted to try my new cheap lip crap before mini- ... #
• 16:32 Who *are* these people with memories of high school as a "simpler time"?!? I'd fucking kill myself before I'd go through that hell again. #
• 18:52 Dontcha hate it when you turn on the wrong burner, walk away, and almost set the house on fire? #
• 23:03 Just watched Synecdoche, New York. I'm not smart enough to be *totally* depressed by it -- we really enjoyed it. #
• 23:04 At this moment I am really thankful for my eyeglasses. I think these frames are the most stylish & flattering accessory I've ever owned. #
• 23:43 This might sound gross, but I love it when my cunt smells like pretzels dipped in glue. #
• 00:59 I'm ovulating (or ovulated recently). No wonder I've been in a masturbating frenzy. #
• 01:01 @man_onthe_moon Explain it? Well, it smells like hot, salty dough with a faint wet touch of Elmer's. It's delicious-smelling. #

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From Twitter 08-26-2009

• 01:35:34: FUCK. Pulled over, expired tabs & lic. Plate prob on car given to us for free. I love how the cops pull you over just for having a shit car
  
• 01:52:25: RAD! We are so bonafide ghetto! The plate on the front is for a stolen car! What a magical evening.
  
• 02:33:11: We wonder if our extremely stupid car-thieving shithole neighbors stole one of our plates & put on a different one in its place.
  
• 02:34:28: The good news: Inglourious Basterds is a fucking American Cinema MASTERPIECE & we will have to see it a couple more times on the big screen.
  
• 03:00:35: The coyotes are super vocal tonight -- I love that sound. I know, you thought I hated ALL sounds of nature, but you're wrong!
  
• 14:30:53: RT @audaciaray: . . . "I want to bring Indian sex workers a digital culture gift from American sex workers: http://bit.ly/xkZu3 "
  
• 14:43:36: http://twitpic.com/fdggo - I kinda hate it when chicks put on makeup to exercise, but I wanted to try my new cheap lip crap before mini- ...
  
• 16:32:12: Who *are* these people with memories of high school as a "simpler time"?!? I'd fucking kill myself before I'd go through that hell again.
  
• 18:52:47: Dontcha hate it when you turn on the wrong burner, walk away, and almost set the house on fire?
  
• 23:03:20: Just watched Synecdoche, New York. I'm not smart enough to be *totally* depressed by it -- we really enjoyed it.
  
• 23:04:45: At this moment I am really thankful for my eyeglasses. I think these frames are the most stylish & flattering accessory I've ever owned.
  
• 23:43:28: This might sound gross, but I love it when my cunt smells like pretzels dipped in glue.
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:34 Thanks again everyone for the well-wishes & congrats on @DeliaTS coming out to her parents! Hugs to you all! #
• 12:07 Just went out & got a Vitamin B injection -- that shit is SO good. Why do I not make sure I do it regularly? I'm a dumb ass, that's why. #
• 12:18 @jaxsully B's do lots of things, for mostly-healthy folks helps with fatigue, weight loss, etc. For me it also gets rid of chronic headaches #
• 12:19 @SexySierra I started getting them to prevent migraines, but there are a host of reasons to get them. I get B12 + B complex. #
• 13:23 If you just found yourself BLOCKED by me & wonder why, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AN INSULTING FUCKING MORON. #
• 13:24 With that, I am going to further cleanse my timeline by taking a big giant POOP. #
• 13:27 Awwww @DeliaTS - I wish I could've afforded to buy you a set of C-cup titties, too! Someday, honey, someday! #
• 14:19 You'll probably hate hearing this, but looking at surgery sites I really want to get some of my fat stuffed into my labia for chubbier puss. #
• 14:20 Serving up another wet burrito for myself & planning to take a nap. Not just express desire for one, but actually HAVE one. #
• 20:22 twitpic.com/fapo0 - Sparkly luxe plastic toilet seat in pink church bathroom. #
• 20:35 twitpic.com/far4n - Me, looking somber in the old lady cocktail hour church bathroom #
• 21:58 Excited: about to see Inglorious Basterds. Hope all the dillholes are here for time traveler's wife & gi joe & stuff. #
• 01:35 FUCK. Pulled over, expired tabs & lic. Plate prob on car given to us for free. I love how the cops pull you over just for having a shit car #
• 01:52 RAD! We are so bonafide ghetto! The plate on the front is for a stolen car! What a magical evening. #
• 02:33 We wonder if our extremely stupid car-thieving shithole neighbors stole one of our plates & put on a different one in its place. #
• 02:34 The good news: Inglourious Basterds is a fucking American Cinema MASTERPIECE & we will have to see it a couple more times on the big screen. #
• 03:00 The coyotes are super vocal tonight -- I love that sound. I know, you thought I hated ALL sounds of nature, but you're wrong! #

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From Twitter 08-25-2009

• 10:34:31: Thanks again everyone for the well-wishes & congrats on @DeliaTS coming out to her parents! Hugs to you all!
  
• 12:07:23: Just went out & got a Vitamin B injection -- that shit is SO good. Why do I not make sure I do it regularly? I'm a dumb ass, that's why.
  
• 12:18:37: @jaxsully B's do lots of things, for mostly-healthy folks helps with fatigue, weight loss, etc. For me it also gets rid of chronic headaches
  
• 12:19:44: @SexySierra I started getting them to prevent migraines, but there are a host of reasons to get them. I get B12 + B complex.
  
• 13:23:38: If you just found yourself BLOCKED by me & wonder why, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AN INSULTING FUCKING MORON.
  
• 13:24:11: With that, I am going to further cleanse my timeline by taking a big giant POOP.
  
• 13:27:50: Awwww @DeliaTS - I wish I could've afforded to buy you a set of C-cup titties, too! Someday, honey, someday!
  
• 14:19:12: You'll probably hate hearing this, but looking at surgery sites I really want to get some of my fat stuffed into my labia for chubbier puss.
  
• 14:20:02: Serving up another wet burrito for myself & planning to take a nap. Not just express desire for one, but actually HAVE one.
  
• 20:22:16: http://twitpic.com/fapo0 - Sparkly luxe plastic toilet seat in pink church bathroom.
  
• 20:35:10: http://twitpic.com/far4n - Me, looking somber in the old lady cocktail hour church bathroom
  
• 21:58:34: Excited: about to see Inglorious Basterds. Hope all the dillholes are here for time traveler's wife & gi joe & stuff.
  

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• 09:40 When I am not on birth control pills my whole vulva and vagina feel like they're SCREAMING for a fucking orgasm. #
• 09:45 If I were really rich, right now I'd be in our solarium with tea & a platter of fresh blueberries, strawberries & melons cut up by the help. #
• 12:35 Recreating blogroll for redesign is taking FOREVER. And still so incomplete & wrong & not followed-up-on. Someday . . . #
• 13:15 Snort - the cops are next door AGAIN. Our neighbors are so noisy and . . . high maintenance. And really fucking STUPID. #
• 13:17 What I really hope is for once they take the woman. Cart her ass away and give us some REAL peace & quiet for awhile. #
• 17:09 Most days my Exciting WebWhore Career consists less of sex, and more of data entry. LOTS more. Filling my wet fields with hard WORDS, bb! #
• 17:10 Nervous: @DeliaTS is on the phone with her parents now, planning on coming out to them. #
• 17:20 We're in the house together, but I can't hear her so I'm watching her on her cam. Appears to be talking fast (unusual!) & gesticulating. #
• 17:21 She is really emphasizing something. I wonder if she's reading the letter she wrote them (but didn't send) out loud? #
• 18:16 Y ay! @DeliaTS parents know, now & it was good/reassuring. Heard laughter while they were talking. Thanks much for the well wishes, folks! #

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From Twitter 08-24-2009

• 09:40:31: When I am not on birth control pills my whole vulva and vagina feel like they're SCREAMING for a fucking orgasm.
  
• 09:45:12: If I were really rich, right now I'd be in our solarium with tea & a platter of fresh blueberries, strawberries & melons cut up by the help.
  
• 12:35:47: Recreating blogroll for redesign is taking FOREVER. And still so incomplete & wrong & not followed-up-on. Someday . . .
  
• 13:15:33: Snort - the cops are next door AGAIN. Our neighbors are so noisy and . . . high maintenance. And really fucking STUPID.
  
• 13:17:09: What I really hope is for once they take the woman. Cart her ass away and give us some REAL peace & quiet for awhile.
  
• 17:09:25: Most days my Exciting WebWhore Career consists less of sex, and more of data entry. LOTS more. Filling my wet fields with hard WORDS, bb!
  
• 17:10:24: Nervous: @DeliaTS is on the phone with her parents now, planning on coming out to them.
  
• 17:20:39: We're in the house together, but I can't hear her so I'm watching her on her cam. Appears to be talking fast (unusual!) & gesticulating.
  
• 17:21:38: She is really emphasizing something. I wonder if she's reading the letter she wrote them (but didn't send) out loud?
  
• 18:16:17: Yay! @DeliaTS parents know, now & it was good/reassuring. Heard laughter while they were talking. Thanks much for the well wishes, folks!
  

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• 09:25 Woke to discover lost main net connection at some point overnight. Back up now. Other cams will be back up soon with the fam leaves. #
• 10:02 It's amazing that even with three people taking care of only two kids, it's still a big challenge. Even with one being an expert! #
• 10:04 I better go poop right now while there's a semi-dull moment and enough time to thoroughly wipe myself. #
• 10:23 Count yourself lucky, voyeurs, if you caught my sis on cam just now as I asked if she wants to review sex toys we don't want. #
• 10:24 To the Scandinavian dude who just signed up as our affiliate: there's no such place as Sout h Carolina, Sweden. #
• 11:04 @glamourimages Thanks for asking; soon I hope! 1st we need to finish/launch DeliaTS.com & redo my free area; probably be at least 2 weeks. #
• 12:52 I just wrote a blog entry about the fun we had this weekend: bit.ly/uVXxq #
• 15:11 I have a mild sunburn. A beautiful, beautiful sunburn. FUCK those skin-cancer/wrinkle-scare commercials. #
• 15:49 @reptilegrrl Yeah, but so are Vitamin D deficiencies that lead to stuff like MS. Everything in moderation; a little sun is worth the risk. #
• 15:50 My grandpa had skin cancer on his nose, btw & I know I have the skin/genes to be high risk so I *do* pay attention to it/don't go sun crazy. #
• 15:54 Just had a very romantic, yet practical, discussion with @DeliaTS. Brain is whirling. #
• 19:44 Did some masturbating & called my wanker (only a LITTLE overlap there, btw). Now I feel like going to sleep. Sunburns make me tired. #

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From Twitter 08-23-2009

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 08:06 Having a baby & three year old in the house makes sleep difficult. And my poor sister? Only got an HOUR of sleep. #
• 08:07 Oops -- I forgot to hit send on that last tweet . . . at, like, 6:30 am. Worth it, though, to see my baby nephew's dimples when he smiles. #
• 09:05 OMFG - our dog got into a hornet's nest - @DeliaTS is stung, they're still swarming around Nico -- I'm freaking out. #
• 09:43 I think we're all okay; @DeliaTS has a handful of stings and our dog's snout is swelling up, but gave her benadryl. So scary, though. #
• 09:44 I'm glad my sister was here to help think fast & hose down the dog & ;clouds of bees. And *so* glad the babies weren't out there. #
• 10:21 I guess I'm leaving the house. Because it's impossible for me to say no when my nephew asks, "Auntie Twixie? Would you pweez come wif us?" #
• 14:07 Had a super SUPERfantastic time (except for the heated sidewalk argument we had with a guy about health care). #
• 21:04 RT @amberlrhea: Read @melissagira's post about self-identified feminist man calling sex workers "used" - bit.ly/98AwL #
• 21:44 The kids should be gone and our cams all back up before noon tomorrow. Right now my atrophied arm muscles are killing me from lifting them. #

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From Twitter 08-22-2009

• 08:06:38: Having a baby & three year old in the house makes sleep difficult. And my poor sister? Only got an HOUR of sleep.
  
• 08:07:14: Oops -- I forgot to hit send on that last tweet . . . at, like, 6:30 am. Worth it, though, to see my baby nephew's dimples when he smiles.
  
• 09:05:47: OMFG - our dog got into a hornet's nest - @DeliaTS is stung, they're still swarming around Nico -- I'm freaking out.
  
• 09:43:17: I think we're all okay; @DeliaTS has a handful of stings and our dog's snout is swelling up, but gave her benadryl. So scary, though.
  
• 09:44:17: I'm glad my sister was here to help think fast & hose down the dog &clouds of bees. And *so* glad the babies weren't out there.
  
• 10:21:31: I guess I'm leaving the house. Because it's impossible for me to say no when my nephew asks, "Auntie Twixie? Would you pweez come wif us?"
  
• 14:07:50: Had a super SUPERfantastic time (except for the heated sidewalk argument we had with a guy about health care).
  
• 21:04:22: RT @amberlrhea: Read @melissagira's post about self-identified feminist man calling sex workers "used" - http://bit.ly/98AwL
  
• 21:44:19: The kids should be gone and our cams all back up before noon tomorrow. Right now my atrophied arm muscles are killing me from lifting them.
  

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• 14:02 Got the audio working again on our NightVision cam & am now editing cocksucker video that I *hope* to get posted tonight. #
• 15:56 Cleaning house in prep for my sis & nephews to spend a couple of nights. Also, encoding BJ video for members. #
• 17:34 BJ vids are only about 25% uploaded and the family's only about an hour away SO it will be LATE tonight or tomorrow that they post. #
• 18:46 The family is here so most of our spycams & audio will be down for the next . . . 40 hours or so? #
• 23:40 Members: here's the new blonde cocksucker video (I'm not able to record a vlog on the updates pg until tomorr ow so here): is.gd/2t3ED #

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From Twitter 08-21-2009

• 01:26:37: Knock on Wood: brilliant song & performance. ♫ http://blip.fm/~c25vo
  
• 02:39:35: Mmmmm . . . love the decadent richness of smearing my face with almond oil. Makes me feel soothed, pampered and beautiful.
  
• 04:05:02: I so love staying up all night with a good book. Or even a bad book. Any book that's even a little worth reading all night. "Edward! Jacob!"
  
• 14:02:31: Got the audio working again on our NightVision cam & am now editing cocksucker video that I *hope* to get posted tonight.
  
• 15:56:37: Cleaning house in prep for my sis & nephews to spend a couple of nights. Also, encoding BJ video for members.
  
• 17:34:28: BJ vids are only about 25% uploaded and the family's only about an hour away SO it will be LATE tonight or tomorrow that they post.
  
• 18:46:30: The family is here so most of our spycams & audio will be down for the next . . . 40 hours or so?
  
• 23:40:34: Members: here's the new blonde cocksucker video (I'm not able to record a vlog on the updates pg until tomorrow so here): http://is.gd/2t3ED
  

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From Twitter 08-20-2009

• 12:30:24: Mmmm . . . going to do some stretching. I've been hunched over the keyboard & mouse in very ugly ways for too many hours &too many days.
  
• 13:34:35: I look like a crazy person, but I am *NOT* fixing my hair hours before we shoot tonight . . . going to the bank and stuff sloppy now.
  
• 17:14:44: I just did a weird self-massage with some so-called "yoga" balls and think the toxins I released are about to squirt out of my eye sockets.
  
• 22:29:06: http://twitpic.com/eomrl - Guess what kind of video we're about to shoot! Lip Gloss? CHECK! Mouth open? CHECK!
  
• 23:03:12: @AaliyahLove69 Awww, thanks! I too am really glad I am getting to know you through Twitter (& away from GFY madness, etc.).
  
• 23:06:33: It always amazes me how impossible it is for me to watch video of myself sucking cock without licking my lips as I watch.
  
• 23:12:37: Oh god, people think it's uncomfortable when I *don't* talk during videos, but when I do talk? GUARANTEED TO MAKE THINGS *REALLY* AWKWARD!
  

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• 09:52 Holy crap! I expected to get spambot comments on my test blog, but not REAL actual comments 1 day after installing it. Wacky . . . #
• 09:53 Disregard. I haven't been awake long enough to recognize it was on my blogger blog, not my WP test blog. Self: don't type before waking up! #
• 11:13 Going to spend more than 30 minutes in bed with a book this morning because I need to finish it before giving it to sister on Friday. #
• 12:19 My favorite Huey Lewis & the New Song (next to New Drug) & the video is FAB! ♫ blip.fm/~byz7x #
• 12:22 Man, that blonde girl in the video is like the beautiful template/precursor of Laura Palmer and pink goth. #
• 14:20 Some of my Christian-type old non-porn friends would come across as a lot less freaky if they HAD A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Total Jesus Robots! #
• 15:31 Mmmm . . . another woodchopper sighting at the store / in the parking lot. Got close enough to smell his hot, rank, sweaty, hairy body. #
• 15:32 I know, I totally sound like a weird stalker/wanker/fetishist/freak. I promise, I'm totally harmless, though! #
• 15:54 @KTAranui LOL -- yes, that's the one! But it's not really stalking as long as I don't actually FOLLOW him anywhere! He just APPEARS unto me. #
• 16:08 It's unfortunate, but not surprising, that I feel like taking a gigantic long nap right now. Doesn't mean I *will*, just that I want to. #
• 19:26 Oh man, I hate it when my poop is reluctant to leave me and go out for a swim. #
• 23:09 Feeling happy with the progress I made today towards revamping my site & blog. Now it's time for snackydoodles and television. #

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From Twitter 08-19-2009

• 09:52:12: Holy crap! I expected to get spambot comments on my test blog, but not REAL actual comments 1 day after installing it. Wacky . . .
  
• 09:53:44: Disregard. I haven't been awake long enough to recognize it was on my blogger blog, not my WP test blog. Self: don't type before waking up!
  
• 11:13:57: Going to spend more than 30 minutes in bed with a book this morning because I need to finish it before giving it to sister on Friday.
  
• 12:19:52: My favorite Huey Lewis & the New Song (next to New Drug) & the video is FAB! ♫ http://blip.fm/~byz7x
  
• 12:22:53: Man, that blonde girl in the video is like the beautiful template/precursor of Laura Palmer and pink goth.
  
• 14:20:54: Some of my Christian-type old non-porn friends would come across as a lot less freaky if they HAD A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Total Jesus Robots!
  
• 15:31:20: Mmmm . . . another woodchopper sighting at the store / in the parking lot. Got close enough to smell his hot, rank, sweaty, hairy body.
  
• 15:32:11: I know, I totally sound like a weird stalker/wanker/fetishist/freak. I promise, I'm totally harmless, though!
  
• 15:54:46: @KTAranui LOL -- yes, that's the one! But it's not really stalking as long as I don't actually FOLLOW him anywhere! He just APPEARS unto me.
  
• 16:08:50: It's unfortunate, but not surprising, that I feel like taking a gigantic long nap right now. Doesn't mean I *will*, just that I want to.
  
• 19:26:14: Oh man, I hate it when my poop is reluctant to leave me and go out for a swim.
  
• 23:09:15: Feeling happy with the progress I made today towards revamping my site & blog. Now it's time for snackydoodles and television.
  

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From Twitter 08-18-2009

• 10:18:00: Just woke up and everything seems okay after our server was moved; let me know if you notice anything wacky with our sites, though!
  
• 10:31:28: Just want to say a big THANK YOU to @NakedHosting for everything you do for us & our members and fans!
  
• 11:56:45: Brain whirling; trying to figure out what to do first, like right now. Many irons in fire. Going to try to do an outdoor @DeliaTS shoot.
  
• 14:50:39: Learning/playing with a new (to me) piece of software . . . tell you about it later if I eventually make it work for us.
  
• 15:19:53: FYI: this software experimentation isn't a distraction, it's possibly going to make (some of) the stuff we're now working on easier.
  
• 20:17:03: Just got home from shooting some sweet summer pics of @DeliaTS outside by our favorite old apple tree. Hungry now!
  

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From Twitter 08-17-2009

• 11:04:17: The harder I work/more time I spend doing the nerd work of a webwhore, the more boring I am/less effective I am at hornying you all up. Oops
  
• 13:04:12: I really need some fresh air & exercise even though I want to just sit here on my ass taking care of business.
  
• 14:05:45: My bones are crunchy. Got a bag packed for a couple of hours outdoors away from computer machines. Be back (all too?) soon!
  
• 14:27:10: OMG - not gone yet; got distracted looking at one of those catalogs for everything you need to decorate your double wide. NEED THAT STUFF!
  
• 14:31:31: Heads up, fans & members: sometime tonight after 11pm (2 am eastern) our server is being moved so our sites couldl be down for 2-3 hours.
  
• 16:04:28: Yummy -- blackberries are getting ripe. Picked a few good ones. Back home now with sweat trickling down the back of my neck.
  
• 17:41:08: Example of an irritating blog comment that doesn't make someone want to start blogging again: "Boooo!! Miss your posts... " Booing SUCKS.
  
• 19:09:59: My advice to you: don't have a url containing both the words "trap" and "bugs" if you want to get porn-buying traffic.
  
• 19:13:31: PETA couldn't be more stupid: RT @Miss_Darling: HOLY SHIT. Damn, PETA, you sure know how to offend fat people. Jesus. http://bit.ly/uqtTz
  
• 19:21:34: I hate people who confuse alienation & insults w/ persuasion. Also: skimming comments, not finding anyone mentioning the gender component.
  
• 21:07:35: Blogger doesn't want to let me upload pics today/tonight for some reason. Trés annoying. But at least I finally can type é, right or wrong.
  
• 21:55:06: Made one of those lame-ass "I'm alive" blog entries people do. Need some tv-time & an early lights out now.
  
• 22:59:50: Do you ever look back at old entries you made in your blog and think my GOD how fucking stupid was/am I?
  
• 23:54:35: Our sites are down right now while they move the server. Please let me know if you notice anything strange when they come back up.
  

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From Twitter 08-16-2009

• 01:00:13: We're firm believers in "if it's yellow, let it mellow" which is all well & good until your eye gel falls into the toilet.
  
• 12:00:20: @LukeIsBack Oooh -- good project! I'd love to be listed, too.
  
• 12:24:05: Going to install & fiddle with wp blog & theme for civil rights & liberties group I'm in; perfect opp to test template suitability for porn.
  
• 12:38:44: Con: I totally had to plunge that log. Pro: I now feel lighter than air! Or at least lighter than, like, your mama.
  
• 12:42:02: Looking at all my new activist-related media laying around I realize I now have the perfect excuse to go shop for a new 3 ring binder. COOL!
  
• 14:16:14: HATE wordpress themes/widgets that post all the links under one heading instead of categories of links. Hate that I can't seem to fix it.
  
• 15:25:28: Don't listen to me; I'm a cranky, impatient, attention deficit disordered poopy-pants. Figured it out / WP has advanced since last time.
  
• 20:07:31: I've seriously been accomplishing all kinds of things. Just not done with them or for other reasons can't share them. SOMEDAY SOON . . .
  
• 21:21:55: Dear http://blogger2wordpress.appspot.com person: WHY NOT TELL US AHEAD OF TIME that if you're file is over 2 MB it won't work? Feeling SOL.
  
• 22:14:21: Sweet JESUS, I do not know how to do this command line shit. Trying to use python to run the blogger2wordpress app locally.
  
• 22:25:43: In way over my head with my ugly-concentration-face on. I don't want this anymore.
  
• 22:43:05: Yay! Finally found the solution(s). Glad I didn't put off this ordeal and will be able to move on to simpler things. And @DeliaTS is home!
  

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From Twitter 08-15-2009

• 01:52:02: If I added up all the time I've spent browsing, researching & sometimes even testing wordpress themes that I'll never use or that don't work
  
• 10:21:19: I know, my life is weird; the only day this week we set an alarm to wake up was today (Saturday). Have to make signs for a protest.
  
• 15:40:22: We're back home . . . and I might just need to take a nap.
  
• 16:26:39: I love having an excuse to stand on the side of the road waving at people & talk about politics with strangers. SO RAD!!
  
• 16:29:08: I know I should try to look cute on our spycams and get some work done, but I'm sitting here failing miserably on both counts.
  
• 19:39:32: Getting way too horny snagging stills images from my nerdy blowjob / cum-on-glasses video.
  
• 21:21:23: Orange thing in the sky either a UFO or maybe a meteorite? Gotta go!
  
• 22:30:17: Called 911 and we're not crazy, but apparently whatever it was was small enough our local police were able to "pick it up". Hmmm.
  
• 22:47:40: @boontdustie No, I think it's been identified now, but the 911 operator didn't know what it was herself; she made it sound like no big deal.
  
• 23:03:49: Now that the UFO thing is sorted, we can go back to talking about how we think our phone line is tapped. I wish I were joking.
  
• 23:50:51: @boontdustie No - is it about a crazy woman who does phone sex, believes her calls are being recorded & sees orange orbs traveling the sky?
  
• 23:51:18: I meant to say "traversing".
  

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From Twitter 08-14-2009

• 03:31:49: I want to stay up all night reading and find someone to deliver unto me eggs benedict. I mean, deliver eggs benedict unto me.
  
• 03:32:25: Deliver ye spermies unto me eggies! Benedict? Pass the tabasco, I'm feeling FRISKY!
  
• 11:54:39: Enjoying @AmberLily's "MySpace Sucks" blog entry & pics: http://bit.ly/qX4g3
  
• 20:02:47: Trying not to fall off my chair into a dead sleep before finishing/posting a couple of new galleries for members.
  
• 20:09:35: Considered shooting a facial video tonight but really I just want to fuck for fun (not photos/vids) in bed then fall fast asleep.
  
• 20:51:22: Members-Only Update: POSTED. And now? After waiting forever for video to render? Just. Want. To SLEEP. And watch Merv's Crosswords.
  
• 21:41:39: Yay, for sweet, messy period sex! Just enjoyed some much needed fuck-n-cuddle (not in that order) time.
  
• 22:38:31: @TastyTracy Oh man, how did I *miss* those? Hehehe - bleeding on unicorn maxis would be great.
  
• 23:55:53: Considering making my site "tour" a wordpress blog / letting my blog function at a more visible/integrated level.
  

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From Twitter 08-13-2009

• 12:05:48: Debating the pros and cons of @DeliaTS shooting hardcore with other people. In LA. Pro: HOT. Con: bareback.
  
• 12:17:14: Don't worry, people. 140 characters to make people lose their minds doesn't reflect the thought going into it.
  
• 13:25:04: Time to pay the bills, or carefully pick which ONES to pay . . . roving cam logged in for all the hot computer accounting action.
  
• 15:26:42: Working on getting another outdoor gallery ready to post for members tonight. 192 pics is too many.
  
• 15:27:42: My middle finger smells like it came out of someone's butt because I dipped it into a powdered cheese & milk mixture.
  
• 20:10:51: I tried a different method for uploading and IT IS TAKING WAY TOO FUCKING LONG! Granted, it IS a lot of pics, but still . . .
  
• 20:18:44: My suspicions that someone is badmouthing me are becoming confirmed. It's too bad people can't always see through other people's bullshit.
  
• 22:23:59: I got way distracted by a couple of things at the computer; now I'm sweating and dehydrated and hungry. Need to get away from machine.
  
• 23:12:43: IT guy from my job b4 webwhoring friended me on FB. He probably knows WAY too much about me; the days b4 I understood my shit wasn't private
  
• 23:14:01: And yeah, I typed b4. Don't give me any shit for abbreviating. Hate when people don't forgive anything even with 140 character limits.
  
• 23:16:15: Like, "OMG!! Someone paraphrased my tweet all wrong when they retweeted it! My reputation is ruined! My brilliant thoughts raped!" SHUT UP!
  

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From Twitter 08-10-2009

• 08:28:35: tastytrixie: I'm sorry to say, 6 hours of sleep just isn't enough motherfucking Z's.
  
• 12:08:35: tastytrixie: I went back to sleep & dreamed about the woodchopper guy. Unfortunately I wasn't lucid so just got really horny & didn't get any.
  
• 18:59:05: tastytrixie: Sitting here, just staring at 70% unfinished @DeliaTS design. Wishing I could just go to sleep & wake up with it magically finished. I suck.
  
• 19:07:12: tastytrixie: At the point where I can't justify working on anything else before finishing THIS, but feel paralyzed & exhausted so am doing NOTHING. Ugh.
  
• 19:19:51: tastytrixie: Blueberries are good. REAL good. So was getting to see a rerun of that time Joaquin Phoenix announced his rap career on Letterman.
  
• 22:00:06: tastytrixie: Feeling guilty about working on my phone sex listings instead of working on @DeliaTS site.
  
• 22:57:08: tastytrixie: We just spent over a half hour stretching; TOTALLY needed that. Felt great. Stiff & semi-painful, but great. I feel so warm now!
  
• 23:05:28: tastytrixie: Sigh. Just got hit with malware checking out a thread on a forum with a big list of my free galleries.
  
• 23:40:17: tastytrixie: I think I'm turning off my machine tonight / WebWhoreHQ cam will be down in case this virus isn't gone; don't want it to play overnight.
  

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From Twitter 08-09-2009

• 01:12:33: tastytrixie: Heading out for a shoot. Not sure why my main machine isn't letting me tweet.
  
• 13:18:55: tastytrixie: "Tiny Geometries" is one of my favorite classic New Age ditties. Good listening while photo editing. ♫ http://blip.fm/~bffoo
  
• 13:24:56: tastytrixie: Making a prioritized list of the languages I want to learn with links to places online where I can get free lessons.
  
• 14:56:27: tastytrixie: At the top of my list of old-lady wants: kleenex kozies / box-holders. Because I really despise ugly kleenex boxes.
  
• 17:58:42: tastytrixie: Good healthy SIGH -- just did a wee bit of cardio and some stretching (and stomping/breaking apart my stale chi).
  
• 17:59:08: tastytrixie: So what are some languages to learn that don't require a person to roll her "R"s? I've never been able to master that.
  
• 20:46:08: tastytrixie: Phew . . . done editing a set of pics that I love; need to do a better job this week of culling out duplicates and not-so-greats, though.
  
• 20:55:17: tastytrixie: It's official: this more-feminizing birth birth control pill is making me want to sleep 600 hours a day. Need to get a different Rx.
  
• 21:28:50: tastytrixie: Sometimes when twitter is being a bitch I have to go browse a reliable site just to remind myself the internet actually works.
  
• 22:22:40: tastytrixie: Ummmm, no I DIDN'T know that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite: http://bit.ly/NJNyE
  

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From Twitter 08-08-2009

• 00:26:27: tastytrixie: I feel sorry for you if you missed me on spycam audio tonight doing my impression of Adam Lambert crossed with The Fly singing Night Train.
  
• 11:07:57: tastytrixie: Icky; hate when I leave a half-full glass of emergen-c in a room; the next morning it smells like someone pissed all over.
  
• 12:37:10: tastytrixie: I have a show at the top of the hour / in half an hour, then @DeliaCD has one 2 hours after that, followed by members-only chat.
  
• 14:09:46: tastytrixie: I love doing shows where I adore looking at myself. It's so narcissistic, but whatever. It's lovely & massively erotic.
  
• 14:20:24: tastytrixie: I think I might fucking die if I can't find an excuse to get the more-channels-satellite-package in time for Mad Men Season 3 . . .
  
• 15:57:23: tastytrixie: My favorite Elton John song is: &#266B; http://blip.fm/~bdwn2
  
• 16:24:46: tastytrixie: LMAO at the marketing genius who came up with these reasons to visit Russia instead of France, Italy, etc: http://is.gd/28mPv
  
• 19:51:44: tastytrixie: Having a hot Saturday night listening to the blues on @KPLU and cleaning house. My toilet now sparkles & I can do a Texas two step!
  
• 20:44:59: tastytrixie: We're going to play a rousing game of Geographical Pursuit. Logging in the roving cam to catch all of the action (use Kitchen Cam for audio)
  
• 21:48:52: tastytrixie: Oops; I forgot to click "connect" so you missed some of our game. But now IT'S ON! Saturday night nerdfest!
  
• 23:56:22: tastytrixie: @wonderingsub I don't think Nat Geo makes the game anymore, unfortunately so we have this old edition with the Soviet Union, etc.
  

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From Twitter 08-07-2009

• 12:40:58: tastytrixie: http://twitpic.com/d2c4v - From yesterday, when I lost my ability to tweet: http://tinyurl.com/njhnte WTF @twitter?
  
• 12:47:15: tastytrixie: http://twitpic.com/cg1zt - See here for the rest of the story: http://pd.am/ca (and why oh WHY can I tweet through twitpic but not twitt ...
  
• 19:06:39: tastytrixie: Getting ready for my show in an hour & @DeliaTS is doing hers now. More masturbation material here: &#266B; http://blip.fm/~bcfwd
  
• 21:10:05: tastytrixie: Had an orgasm to the sounds of Lavendar Diamond cooing in the Purple Rain.
  
• 23:45:47: tastytrixie: Yay! Cowboy boots gallery and new vlog posted for my members. Now I can go to sleep without a guilty conscience!
  

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From Twitter 08-06-2009

• 23:14:22: tastytrixie: Song from the SYTYCD "butt" dance. Also testing to see if I can get this to post to my twitter which has been C... &#266B; http://blip.fm/~base7
  
• 23:18:28: tastytrixie: My twitter acct is cockblocked! Can only post via Blip.fm, not phone or 1 of 2 isp's, though @DeliaTS can on SA... &#266B; http://blip.fm/~basjd
  

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From Twitter 08-05-2009

• 01:46:05: tastytrixie: Sweet Jesus - I hope the multiple-shits I just blasted into the bowl mean that cheese curd is done fucking with my guts. No more cramps, PLS
  
• 11:05:50: tastytrixie: EGADS!! Some crazy bitch is using my "real" name for porn!!! Suggested I friend her on facebook.
  
• 12:57:29: tastytrixie: Going to my mailbox place to fax some exciting work/friend stuff. Also to store to take back chunky soy creamer.
  
• 14:28:08: tastytrixie: Painted my toenails in prep for what MAY be an outdoor shoot. Still have to apply 2nd & top coats & do more planning & primping.
  
• 14:33:13: tastytrixie: Coke Zero tastes a billion times better than Diet Coke. Not that I ever drink those chemical poisons, ahem.
  
• 16:58:11: tastytrixie: Not sure if we're getting outside to shoot; my face feels puffy & I just want a nap. Debating whether to forge ahead or do geek work tonight
  
• 19:25:31: tastytrixie: Sigh. Have spent hours on this design but I don't like how it's turning out. Hate to do it, but might have to discard what I've done so far.
  
• 22:35:04: tastytrixie: The more I get done, the more depressed I am about how much I have LEFT to get done. Like, YAY, I just did .005% if my site to-do's! Snort.
  
• 22:35:47: tastytrixie: I know, I know . . . one thing at a time.
  
• 23:21:02: tastytrixie: Do you ever compulsively check email, feeling/thinking (not in words) that you'll receive some message that will solve all your problems?
  

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From Twitter 08-04-2009

• 09:28:03: tastytrixie: Mysteriously, our alarm went off an hour too early. And almost all of our cams discoed (short 4 disconnected?) at some point in the night.
  
• 10:03:31: tastytrixie: Going to get some cardio (that means jiggly exercise) -- I'll be logging in a spycam, voyeurs!
  
• 11:52:01: tastytrixie: Going to another one of these civil rights-y meetings & to pick up some birth control pills.
  
• 14:51:08: tastytrixie: It's hysterically funny for me to be in the role of the moderate who doesn't want to alienate right-wingers from a cause. Must be done, tho.
  
• 18:23:42: tastytrixie: Holy fuck . . . did that half-a-cheese-curd sample at the store really wreak this much havoc on my guts? Retch . . .
  
• 21:54:07: tastytrixie: My life would be so much richer and EASIER if I didn't have to be afraid of the legal & social implications of saying what I do/who I am.
  
• 22:06:14: tastytrixie: @reptilegrrl I'm following you because I like you, feel like I know you from online discussions & you've contributed comments to my blog.
  
• 22:18:04: tastytrixie: I first heard Art of Noise - Moments in Love thanks to a mix on cassette from my gay pen pal in high school. Se... &#266B; http://blip.fm/~b6sy4
  
• 22:20:01: tastytrixie: Ugh -- accidentally blipped the WRONG version. THIS is the good one: &#266B; http://blip.fm/~b6t2c
  
• 22:23:58: tastytrixie: One of my fave 80's songs: Naked Eyes - When the Lights Go Out (& the vid totally captures that little fad made... &#266B; http://blip.fm/~b6t9c
  
• 22:29:57: tastytrixie: My favorite David Bowie song: Sound and Vision (I also love Rebel, Rebel & others, but this one feels personal). &#266B; http://blip.fm/~b6tj0
  
• 23:26:00: tastytrixie: Oooh, there is good news in my inbox . . . good for me, but even better for you. Surprise for later.
  
• 23:28:12: tastytrixie: @peacetara Maybe like, "that's a real hooker" like, you're really hooked/snagged on the horns of a dilemma?
  

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