Monday, March 31, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:41 It's snowing big, wet, slushy flakes. #
  • 11:34 Waking up too early to gaze at the snowfall has thrown me out of whack. Had to take a nap. Need some lunch. #
  • 13:21 Made to-do lists for this week. Entering stuff in food diary. Settling in to work on email for an hour or so. #
  • 14:08 Instead of email, I wrote & posted this catch-all blog post: tinyurl.com/2lmhq7 -- NOW emails! #
  • 16:27 Is "Fertile Trixie" a misnomer? tinyurl.com/2jkgdp #
  • 16:47 Having a hard time getting through the emails in my box. Maybe I need to have a snack & a break from the computer . . . #
  • 17:50 I can see Delia is ass-deep in a private show and her GROUP show is going to start in 8 minutes! How will she do it all? #
  • 18:08 Woops! I forgot that her show doesn't actually start for a whole other hour. Got her show time mixed up with mine. I'm a jackass. #
  • 22:35 Taking a bath after having quiche and watching our embarrassing Sunday night television shows (Extreme Makeover Home Edition & Big Give). #
  • 23:56 Jesus; if I counted up how many crossdresser jokes one encounters in entertainment on a daily basis I'd be . . . like . . . counting a lot. #
  • 00:09 Upskirt shots highlighting my blood-soaked maxi pad: tinyurl.com/3aymqy #
  • 00:30 This gallery upload is taking forever so I'll post it for members tomorrow. Going to hit the sack. #
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Sunday, March 30, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:51 Boo to bad cramps that made my first 2-3 hours of trying to sleep last night torture. Yay to feeling splendid (and gooshy) this morning. #
  • 09:59 Have to eat breakfast then start getting ready for show day. Need to do some cleanup in my room & on my body. #
  • 12:33 Going to reset my machine. For what I hope will be optimal performance during my show (is it optimum or optimal? Hmmm. . . WORDS). #
  • 12:48 I accidentally look like a boy for my show. Afterwards I think I'm going to need a nap since cramps robbed me of full night of sleep. #
  • 14:03 Ahhhh . . . the viewers camz network have been a lot nicer than usual the past few weeks; shows have been really enjoyable. #
  • 15:40 Going for a brisk walk alone. #
  • 17:05 Oh soooooooooo tired. Would go to sleep now if I didn't have a show coming up in less than an hour. Would a half hour nap work? #
  • 17:06 There's a weird flavor in my mouth that makes me think either my apple ginger cider or seaweed ricecakes are off. Or is it just the combo? #
  • 17:43 I look like death warmed over; in a great mood but my energy level is super-low; my show will be a bore. Too tired to masturbate. #
  • 17:59 To expect in my show starting now: in panties: kotex. On stereo: Explosions in the Sky. General atmosphere: remains to be seen. #
  • 19:07 Wow. I think my past 6 or so shows have been extremely pleasant. What could account for the change in energy? Bangs? Shaved pussy? Easter? #
  • 19:08 I didn't even get any freak-outs when I stuck my diving nun dildo into my dripping-with-blood cunt. Very unusual; I like it. #
  • 19:40 What is going on with the world? Everywhere I turn, people are insanely nice, lovable, and rainbow-riddled! And it's not even annoying me! #
  • 20:59 Going to work on getting my catalog & magazine hoarding under control; throwing stuff away, organizing what I keep & setting limits. #
  • 22:22 Going to do some stretching and pick out a book to read before bed after that. #
  • 22:55 Had a really awesome, balanced, wonderful day today. Looking forward to starting a new week tomorrow on the right foot. #
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Saturday, March 29, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:27 It's 9:25 am; I just got up. My period is due today. I hope dreaming about a retarded baby instead of bleeding means I'm pregnant. #
  • 11:21 Encoding some video, messing with music files, listening to a gorgeous version of a song I otherwise loathe: Mandolin Rain. #
  • 11:32 Who does your favorite version of Frankie & Johnny? That song hardens my nipples. #
  • 11:58 On what version did Napster decide to make it impossible to burn a cd? This has never happened to me before. Itunes & Napster both chap. #
  • 12:48 Hungry, crampy, and I feel like I'm PMSing. Experiencing numerous time-sucking tech problems for things that should be simple. #
  • 13:02 My period just started. Cried on the toilet. Need to set some time aside for us to schedule dr. appts & spooge rationing for shows, sex, etc #
  • 13:06 FYI: I haven't been responding to email much lately so nothing personal if you haven't heard from me. Today? Really not feeling chatty. #
  • 13:31 The longer, more self-centered version of "my period started" tweet: tinyurl.com/38pm32 #
  • 13:48 I still appreciate that there are worse things than not being pregnant: like being my sister, with evil flu sickness, & baby wanting to play #
  • 13:56 Going to have some soup and an anti-inflammatory pill for cramps that are mild . . . for right now, at least. #
  • 15:58 Crampy, crampy . . . CRAMPY. The thought of doing shows tomorrow is very unappealing, but could actually be helpful. We'll see. #
  • 16:24 Shouldn't watch Discovery channel when you're having infertility issues; I see myself in depression med ads, not pampers ads & baby shows. #
  • 18:31 Petting/massaging our dog reminds me to embrace our animal intuition to lean right into pleasure. LEAN. IN. Tilt towards what feels good. #
  • 19:59 Just had dinner & watched LA Ink. Grabbing a calendar & lighting some candles now for us to figure out what to do re: trying to conceive. #
  • 21:16 Taking a bath / getting ready to shoot a little solo period porn picture set. #
  • 21:21 I doubt I'm even going to be able to zip up the dress I want to wear for good pad-in-sheer mesh panty upskirt shots. Too hefty. #
  • 22:39 Oh god -- editing pics and getting weepy over Willie Nelson singing "Angel Flying too Close to the Ground". Kills me!! #
  • 00:28 Getting ready for bed. Feeling hungry & crampy, but actually in a great mood. Guess there was nowhere to go but up today. #
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Friday, March 28, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:58 Did I mention I'm awake? I am, & trying again to mimic graphics I made for my members-only area in different colors, sizes, etc. for Delia. #
  • 10:03 Here are screenshots of our current member areas for comparison: mine: tinyurl.com/2l7wv2 & Delia's: tinyurl.com/32wtwt #
  • 10:14 I need to interrupt my work for some breakfast, deep breathing & a round of prioritizing. #
  • 10:44 I feel like I could use another hour of sleep. I could also use an extra 12 hours a day to work, though. Can't always get what you could use #
  • 13:04 Ahhh, sweet relief; I just dropped a gigantic log in the toilet. Did that earn me a nap? Head is oozing fuzzy sleepiness, craving blankets. #
  • 13:17 Finally; got a few promo galleries finished. Need to email affiliates now. Samples: tinyurl.com/29mhol & tinyurl.com/ytl58v #
  • 13:49 Irritated; passed up going for exercise with Delia earlier to take a class later which I just learned is a no go due to renovations. #
  • 13:54 Potty cam is down because Delia was editing video & I'm going to hide off cam for a bit; embarrassed about how tired/low-energy I feel. #
  • 15:17 Just enjoyed watching/hearing/feeling an innocent bout of hail. Going to take a bath now. #
  • 16:10 Oops; I fell asleep instead of taking a bath. NOW I will take the bath since I no longer feel like conking out. #
  • 17:31 Doing all the little time-consuming tasks associated with the simplest promos. I FUCKING HATE checking every fucking link myself. WASTE. #
  • 17:34 Sorry to whine; I know the more of this I do myself now, the closer I get to being able to hire some drone to do my bitch work. #
  • 17:57 I wouldn't have the luxury to bitch about my webmaster duties if not for Delia doing 99% of the housework. She's busting ass now, in fact. #
  • 18:09 Price increase for my net radio station jumped up; I either need to enjoy it more & make it effective as ad tool OR give it up. Good push? #
  • 19:01 Getting hungry. Promised each other no TV today/tonight. Uploading music to try to justify radio station expense to myself. #
  • 19:17 Totally want to take a pic of Delia while she cleans; she looks SO cute but I know it would make her mad. Oh, the tears of Trixie . . . #
  • 19:56 Bought TrixieRadio.com today. Had on to-buy list for years. Hard to juggle/balance/prioritize ideas for development. Why I hate little tasks #
  • 20:22 Breaking today's no-tv rule. Posted my boring thoughts on radio stuff: tinyurl.com/36oegx #
  • 21:34 Just watched America's Best Dance Crew finale & letting ourselves watch one more show I'm less inclined to admit to. Then books! #
  • 22:44 Trying to decide whether I should do a couple of hours of work or try to get to sleep early; leaning towards sleep. #
  • 22:54 New playlist on shuffle: www.live365.com/stations/whipsofopinion ; 5+ hours of stuff you might not have heard in months or years. #
  • 22:55 Unless, of course, you listen to my spycams/shows a lot. I need to buy & rip more music & harvest entire cd collection for .mp3s. Overdue. #
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Thursday, March 27, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 06:54 Up early for the disappointment of another negative pregnancy test. Going back to bed & pulling the covers over my head. #
  • 10:23 Getting ready to make the trek to suburbia / mall-land for Delia's laser appointment. We'll be gone for many hours eating fast food. #
  • 10:34 Can't stop smelling my fingers; yummy cunt scent -- so hot . . . and soothing. #
  • 18:53 Just got home; looking forward to warming up in bed, eating and vegging out. #
  • 20:51 Confession: went to the store to procure unhealthy snackydoodles to eat while watching Idol, ANTM, & The Oprah on Hoarding Pt. 2. #
  • 21:31 I think I need to start wearing real shoes instead of slippers in the house; my range of motion in hips is getting fucked up by shuffling. #
  • 23:55 Going to brush my teeth & read more of the magnificent Sarah Waters before bed & what I hope will be a productive work day tomorrow. #
  • 00:11 I lied. I'm doing some work first before I get in bed with that book. #
  • 00:27 OK; NOW I will go to bad after adding dorky & hot handful of porn to trixie.com. I'm unsure if the galleries refresh properly for all though #
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:34 Just established a "boycott" section on WebWhoreBucks. I don't even believe in boycotts, but it will help me remember who to hate hardest. #
  • 09:48 Correction: not that I don't *believe* in boycotts, I just think they should be used wisely/efficiently. Not being wise now, just sensitive. #
  • 10:29 Perhaps some turkey bacon with my oatmeal & blueberries will soothe my savage beast . . . yes, I believe it will. Tummy growling. #
  • 11:19 Getting back on track/calming self by doing some brain-dead tgp work/porn-surfing. 30 minutes on the timer and . . . go!! #
  • 13:34 Waiting to poop and then I'll take a shower in order to wash prick judgments about our parental suitability out of my hair. #
  • 14:17 Old ranty/celebratory blog draft I finally just posted (with pussy pic): $pread 'Em! tinyurl.com/2v82r9 #
  • 14:51 'Tis lunchtime: chili leftovers and some reruns. Then a shower. I promise! I totally plan on practicing good hygiene for at least half day. #
  • 15:15 Do you ever feel like you can't wonder aloud about anything or comment at all unless you've googled & researched it thoroughly first? #
  • 16:31 Immediate drying using round brush and more styling goo that I'm used to has resulted in first successful episode of styling my new haircut. #
  • 20:18 I've been working on a new mix to play during my shows and building promo galleries. Takes me forever & ten days to finish anything. #
  • 22:54 I have become one of those laughable freaks who is TOTALLY INTO American Idol & takes it seriously. People watching our spycams may laugh. #
  • 23:03 Working on standardizing our members-only areas by tweaking my design for the rest of them with different colors, fonts, etc. #
  • 00:47 It's been SUPER windy, which is probably why our main net connection is down, & with it most of our cams. #
  • 00:49 Need to go to sleep but now I feel like I have to stay up waiting for our connection to return & juggling cams since Rude seems down too. #
  • 00:52 Okay -- I logged our Rude cams into Housecamz using our DSL & am now going to check to see if the cable is back up for audio cams. #
  • 01:32 Cable still going down and up; can't stay awake all night reconnecting cams so we're going to sleep with just the HouseCamz up. Goodnight! #
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:33 This is the time AFTER I've completed my quick AM routine (cams up? email emergencies?) that I need to step away & come back later to work. #
  • 12:36 Just completed my Monday morning bill-pay / checkbook-balancing ritual. It should depress me but I usually enjoy it (as I did today). #
  • 12:57 Coaching self: "Rise from chair. Go to bedroom computer. Check off completed to-do's. Stretch? Eat lunch? Attack next to-do! GET UP!!!!" #
  • 14:11 Downloading a bunch of This American Life to iPod as alternative to television tonight. Plus some truly dorky new age music; I love!!! #
  • 15:12 Mmmm!!! Delia brought home yummy green grapes & it's sunny out so they taste like May. She's going to make wraps for lunch. I'm LUCKY!! #
  • 15:13 Taking off all of my clothes to lie in our sunny parlor eating grapes like bon bons. #
  • 17:16 About to build some promo galleries & listen to my FAVORITE totally embarrassingly dorky SCA-styled music disc. #
  • 18:31 Disconnecting our Parlor Cam to free up resources for Delia's webcam show at the top of the hour. #
  • 18:35 Got distracted by high school memories brought back by The Mechanical Universe: www.learner.org/resources/series42.html #
  • 19:29 Industry friends: if you're bored, methinks an argument is brewing here between "Hammer" and I: tinyurl.com/ytowj6 #
  • 21:41 Had some chili in bed while we watched Heroes (still getting caught up on 1st season). Going to take a call with my wanker. #
  • 23:46 Yay! I love getting paid to talk about real dolls and get good feedback on my site. Thanks, "Anchor"! Time to take a bath & go to bed. #
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Monday, March 24, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:09 Ooooh; it was SO windy last night! Rattling the windows/doors, windy. Delia stayed up really late making me a quiche so she's still in bed. #
  • 09:53 I like how my birthday is stretching out into an entire week to include Easter. It's fucking AWESOME, & what makes being a webwhore great. #
  • 14:43 Just got back from buying dog food & getting keys made for our latest hand-me-down vehicle. I always love going into the hardware store. #
  • 15:04 God almighty -- what the FUCK is wrong with sponsors who suspend webmasters for being inactive? Way to shoot yourself in the foot. #
  • 16:20 I'm really sleepy, heavy, relaxed and dizzy. But in a good way. They're not feelings, though, that lead to high productivity. #
  • 16:39 Just wasting time waiting for the appropriate amount of time to pass for me to begin eating again. Is 4.5 hours long enough to have waited? #
  • 16:41 If I had a laptop that wasn't 11 years old and wasn't chained to webcams, I would totally be in bed being productive right now. #
  • 20:10 Spent a couple of hours brainstorming, taking notes on fantasies, & making lists. Now in my office which stinks of my poop-scented farts. #
  • 23:00 Debating when to take a pregnancy test & whether or not to videotape it: tinyurl.com/35j62c #
  • 00:00 Going to do some stretching in our moonlit parlour. My neck and back and shoulders really need it. And hips. #
  • 00:51 I would be content to just sit outside filming the clouds blazing across the moon. #
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Sunday, March 23, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:10 Ahhh, morning! Glad my headache is gone. Have to clean up me and my room for shows today. #
  • 10:36 Fantastic! I love having an early poop on my show days. I just hope there's not another one waiting in the wings . . . #
  • 11:28 Need to jump in the bath for a shave. Not even going to wash my hair for fear of a bangsy styling fuck-up for my shows. #
  • 12:52 Getting cams all set up for show to start in 8 minutes. #
  • 14:17 My show was marvelously calm & enjoyable. Was a really nice surprise to have such nice people in chat during a softcore show. Splendid! #
  • 14:27 There was even lots of frank talk of me saying I only do certain things for money w/out anyone freaking out about what a mean whore I am! #
  • 16:11 Had mexican for lunch then jumped Delia's ex-wife's car that she just gave to us; going to go drive it around to get it all juiced up. #
  • 17:29 I need to get ready for my next show in 30 minutes. Considering wearing same legwarmers, cupless bra & sheer black blouse as in 1st show. #
  • 17:42 Brrrr . . . I need to turn up the heat or I'll never be able to take off my clothes to get "sexy". Still trying to decide what to wear. #
  • 23:38 Was trying to make an ipod compatible version of my show archive from today, but software was giving me grief & editing down so blagh. #
  • 00:39 Added a few new galleries to trixie.com/ -- Delia's working on her members-only update & I'm ready to go to sleep. I feel cozy/good. #
  • 00:43 I let Delia off the hook: no church tomorrow (what I asked for my bday present); instead she's making us breakfast in bed. Mmmmm. . . yum! #
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Saturday, March 22, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:40 REALLY ready for family to go home. I think they are ready, too. I will be burrowing into blankets, soft coma & comfort food when they go. #
  • 09:41 But before that, I think I should write down some of the GOOD things we talked about for my mom. She needs praise. Like a ten year old. #
  • 09:49 Guess that alt payment processor everyone's using for bloody porn isn't an option anymore: tinyurl.com/2wdcpr #
  • 11:01 Sigh. Biggest waste of money & calories is going to eat w/someone who drives me crazy. Will only want to eat more when I get home. LEAVE!!! #
  • 13:06 Feeling 23 pounds lighter now that my mom left. Not only is she crazy, but *I* act like a total fucking asshole when she's around me. #
  • 14:44 Car troubles galore at our house. Ours AND sister's car not starting. PLEASE let their car start so they can go home. PLEASE PLEASE! #
  • 15:17 Phew! Their car started so they're gone; as soon as Delia goes to the gym, I'm getting into my comfort zone/nest/bed with food. FOOD! #
  • 18:16 Are my boobs bigger? Am I nauseated because of cheese or did I catch whatever my bro-in-law had or ___? I'm dizzy. #
  • 19:15 Going to take a bath. My eyelids are on fire. But that's not why I'm taking a bath. I'm taking a bath because my asshole stinks. #
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Friday, March 21, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:04 Okay . . . taking advantage of family being out of the house to have my breakfast and breathe deeply before my mom arrives & chaos reigns. #
  • 12:21 Mmmmm . . . burrowed under heavy blankets & piles of pillows & slept, having a much-needed dream-induced orgasm during my nap. #
  • 13:16 Didn't realize my mom's here; she's talking to Delia now re: her usual "let's calculate the mileage here from 3 different starting pts". #
  • 13:18 Hiding in my room waiting for her to exhaust this extremely annoying & bizarre fixation of hers. Maybe next will be more entertaining . . . #
  • 14:50 It's so weird; talking to my mom is like 150% awesome and 20% batshit crazy annoying infuriating. I do love her! #
  • 17:34 Mmmmm -- my bday party dinner made by Delia was potato leek soup, deviled eggs & sprout beds, and a cold noodle salad I love. #
  • 21:46 Awesome. Major confrontation with our mom over her for-shit communication winds up with just about the worst response possible. Whatever. #
  • 23:55 After hours of emotionally exhausting talking & shouting (on half-deaf ears) with my mom, my sister & I are taking a walk. #
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:31 Just woke up; made the mistake of starting my day by revisiting a really offensive thread on an adult "webmaster" board. #
  • 12:53 Another bitch from Trixie: I loathe all the little details I have to focus on, like having to jump through hoops to verify info on domains. #
  • 13:24 Must break out of cycle of click frenzy by getting up for some breakfast. After just three or four more clicks. Click! Click! #
  • 14:25 Sunshine is yummy; just did some naked stretching & unwinding in our southern-exposed parlor. Might go back for more. #
  • 15:35 Coming soon for members: the difference between 6' and 6'4" (in words, not pictures, but that's a good idea for the to-do-someday list). #
  • 15:41 Perfectly timed poop is allowing me to now take my shower content in the knowledge that my conscience will remain clean for rest of day. #
  • 16:54 Reminder to self: having bangs again means never, EVER, letting them dry naturally. Wavy cowlick craziness doesn't set well on my forehead. #
  • 17:19 So what if I have Leif Garrett bangs??? Fuck off!!! #
  • 17:21 I know it's a silly problem to have but I just have no fucking idea how to work with this haircut. Think I need to embrace heavier products. #
  • 18:05 Yummmmmm . . . just shared a kiss after the tastiest morsel of mushroom Delia fried up. So romantic & delicious. #
  • 18:37 Watching Aliens in America, eating cous cous with lemon, shrimp, onions, and sun drieds. With a side of steamed broccoli. #
  • 21:24 GodDAMN -- how many bony, skinny-ass girls can the hegrephiles possibly want to see? The Peterphile needs JUST ONCE to have a plumper. #
  • 21:50 Something is really wrong with a world where someone got paid to write this promo text: "THE HOTTEST MOST ARMATURE BOYS ON THE NET". #
  • 23:33 Watching Idol. After demolishing a whole plate of sliced apples, I still want MORE FOOD. Heating up chili. I just want to EAT MORE. #
  • 23:39 And I'm not over-eating because I'm sad. I'm over-eating because I feel great & only need to shovel in food to reach perfect state of being. #
  • 00:17 Glargh!! Foiled by our DVR which apparently fucked up everything past twink angel David Archileta. Watching Wild Things instead. #
  • 01:13 Photo of lucky charm we found in the woods on St. Pat's Day: trixie.com/?p=207 #
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:57 Slept really well last night. I have an hour to do a million things before chat session at noon. #
  • 11:04 Sign of webwhore: buying myself some traffic for my birthday. #
  • 13:18 Rock on!! Got this (in black) for my bday: tinyurl.com/2qmbet (been wanting long time) #
  • 13:18 Now I am going to get outside for some MUCH NEEDED fresh air & exercise. #
  • 16:17 Just got an awesome email from the splendid www.redlightruby.com . Flattery gets me humbly horny. #
  • 18:24 Need to reset my machine; both it and our connection has been very sluggish today, posing annoying obstacles to uploading promos & stuff. #
  • 19:09 Delia's doing her show & I am very sleepy. Must press on to post green gallery before St. Pat's day is over for everyone. #
  • 20:17 Going to take a quick bath before my chat session at the top of the hour. Having hard time resisting my new black cordless vibrating dildo. #
  • 21:19 I think it's cool to play Nina Simone on St. Patrick's Day. #
  • 22:11 It's probably not a good idea to put the bottle of nail polish remover right next to the bottle of mouthwash. #
  • 22:41 I cannot watch High School Confidential; it is way too exploitative and makes me feel uncomfortable. It's just wrong. #
  • 00:32 Is it my imagination or are all the pajama sets at Nordstrom hideously ugly & unflattering? Going to bed. In ugly old pj's. #
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Monday, March 17, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:13 Just woke up; going to have some more morning sex today after we do a couple of other things (let dog in & out 11 times, etc.). #
  • 12:33 I sleep so much better with a hot load of spooge in my cooze (and I wake so much better by rattling off obscene words). #
  • 13:10 Thinking about breakfast. And housework. And my sore knee and back. And how I'm aging. #
  • 14:59 Having a good time cleaning house at my own scattered, inefficient pace. #
  • 16:11 Sorting & organizing my (don't laugh) candles between bedroom & hall closet by scent, color, size, shape, etc. Need more unscented candles. #
  • 16:56 Survived phone calls with my mom & sister making arrangements for their visit later this week for my birthday. Mom on phone = torture. #
  • 17:13 I need to have some lunch or something like it. A yolky fried egg on a muffin and hot tea, perhaps? #
  • 21:16 Our bedroom smells delicious & will be even BETTER when we bring in enchilada leftovers. Been working now it's time for a break. #
  • 23:34 Listening to Big Country while I edit some really dorky pictures of me for St. Patrick's Day. #
  • 02:09 Lucky green pics of me & blog entry: tinyurl.com/2ruxpr #
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Sunday, March 16, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:38 Awake for two seconds, sitting at computer when we just lost power momentarily. Thank god for my surge protector/battery backup. #
  • 09:39 FYI: we are going to have some extremely lazy sex within the hour. #
  • 09:54 Okay, we've almost got all of our cams back up after that interruption in our power. #
  • 10:00 Sigh. Have to reset a machine to get our spycams back up on HouseCamz. This power blip has been almost like coitus interruptus. #
  • 11:29 Had a pleasant fuck and now it's time to start getting ready for show #1. Going to be dorky & no orgasm; I'm abstaining from vibes til April #
  • 14:49 My show was pleasant, but better was reading cool pen-pal-like letter from a member WITH PICS of things girls like to see: house, yard, etc. #
  • 15:21 Feeling very sentimental (in a good way); hope to have time & focus to blog about it later. MUST complete members-only update & promo now. #
  • 17:02 Raven Loves Trixie: trixie.com/?p=204 I need to find someplace to go play chess. #
  • 17:21 New gallery & vlog posted for TastyTrixie.com members only. Time to get ready for show #2 (will also be softcore today). #
  • 17:56 I got out a sheet of paper to jot down notes for some "brilliant" scheme. What was it? I can't remember . . . showtime in four minutes. #
  • 19:05 Ready for dinner after getting way too horny watching my puffy cunt on cam. Seeing it is way more of a turn-on to me than feeling it. True! #
  • 00:46 Lucky charms: added a bunch of redheads & green to trixie.com/ . Some other politically incorrect stuff, too. #
  • 00:52 Stupid description of implantation: "it may feel as if an angel is touching you inside the womb with the tip of the feathers of his wings." #
  • 01:03 Was getting ready to hit the sack in a healthy way til I spied Delia's Nerds Jelly Beans; ohhhhh so naughty & crunchy & goo! #
  • 01:50 I have lost the ability to distinguish Bono from Robin Williams. #
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Saturday, March 15, 2008

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  • 11:22 Just got up after another conception attempt. Going to crawl back into bed, though, with breakfast. Have had a headache since last night. #
  • 12:43 Gross; headache morphed into the shits, nausea, and chills. Trying to figure out if puking will make me feel better. #
  • 15:41 Urge to puke has almost passed, but still shitting brown frosting. Finally breaking the fast with a banana. #
  • 16:39 I'm going to unfurl a yoga mat and pray/meditate/whatever-you-want-to-call-it. #
  • 17:38 Responding to a few of my buttloads of backed-up emails. #
  • 18:14 Going to make some soup to keep that banana company. Maybe tonight I can pop into chat while I make a music mix for shows tomorrow. #
  • 20:51 Brushing my teeth, taking a bath, and hoping to finish my update for members. #
  • 23:42 Uploads proceeding painfully slow. Updated Trixie.com galleries during the wait, still slogging so will post for members tomorrow. #
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Friday, March 14, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:47 We set the alarm this morning to have sex. That's what conception is all about: spontaneity (snort). #
  • 10:34 Been lying in bed keeping my cunt full of spunk; getting up temporarily to make some tea and grab a luna bar (which I'll enjoy IN BED). #
  • 11:34 Picking out some music to listen to while I download pics, edit a bunch and try to get a new gallery posted for members. #
  • 13:24 Feeling frustrated by all of the little details I have to attend to and work I have to redo due to tech problems. #
  • 13:34 A photo of my legs in stockings from yesterday: trixie.com/?p=202 #
  • 13:43 Hypothesis: (head) hair fetishists tend to express their appreciation in "romantic" terms aka sounding more stalkerish than others. #
  • 14:39 I wish my mom would NOT talk on her stupid fucking phone when she's driving. It both worries and annoys me. #
  • 14:41 Tested undeniably positive for LH surge just now; means we jumped the gun fucking this morning (for maximum results; hard to explain). #
  • 15:30 Super stressed out; turning 35 next week & can't handle thought of socializing even with family for bday with stress of trying to conceive. #
  • 15:41 Did I miss Dacia on CNN? Shit. Tuned in to see someone who needs to be told that psychs don't choose psychology; they're just damaged. #
  • 15:42 I need to eat & calm down, maybe even have a good cry. I won't, but if I were to do it, I'm sure it would be healing & restorative. #
  • 17:31 Taking my widening ass to an exercise class; it will do my mind/body/spirit good. Be back soon, greatly improved. #
  • 18:58 Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I *love* new agey dancey exercisey martial artsy dorky classes. It's like church & very tasty medicine in one. #
  • 19:00 Now heading to the store to pick up some emergen-c: b-vitamins really REALLY help me to be/feel like less of an asshole. #
  • 21:52 Edited some more pics & am now tired. Not as tired as other people I know, but tired enough for me to call it a night. Exercise = good sleep #
  • 23:29 Frying some meatless sausage. And an egg. And toasting a muffin. Because it will FEEL good to eat them. #
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Thursday, March 13, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:24 Didn't get enough sleep but surfing new porn galleries for Trixie.com helped ease me into wakefulness. #
  • 11:47 Downloading pics we shot yesterday and brewing some tea for breakfast. #
  • 12:42 The only time my sister emails me is to try to get me to like Scarlett Johansson. It's very strange. #
  • 12:53 Back to the hotel for more shooting. We will probably come back home again to sleep (aka watch Idol, ANTM, etc. before bed). #
  • 19:43 We're HOME! We might be trying to conceive tomorrow AM; depends on how my next ovulation prediction test turns out tonight. #
  • 22:38 Going to sleep early. Super wet & painfully horny all day = ovulation is on the way. Hope tomorrow is the lucky day (barf now if you want). #
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:28 So much we need to do to get ready for shoot, but I need to waste time calling ccbill asking why our custom emails are gone/fucked up. #
  • 12:42 On phone for 12 minutes now. Guy is really nice/helpful & prob is on their end, but honestly - this is the stuff I *hate* about my job. BS. #
  • 12:58 Time for some breakfast and packing; Delia just got home from the gym but I'm still just waking up. #
  • 14:31 There is something thrilling about the sound of leather & studs as I sort through and take down strap-on harnesses w/intent to use. #
  • 14:57 Putting finishing touches on packing then we're leaving for a couple days of shooting. Well, 1.5 days. I'll be in & out for shower, dog, etc #
  • 15:14 What I mean to say is that we're staying very close to home. A good thing, but also leads to much distraction & procrastination. #
  • 16:57 I'm getting showered, shaved & made-up at home while Delia does same in hotel room. So far we've accomplished: check-in & lunch. Ummm . . . #
  • 17:17 Being poor & a girl w/a gf means sharing hair products & makeup. Meaning I'm at home without a single smear of leave-in conditioner. :( #
  • 18:08 And being a dumbass means blaming your gf when you can't find something (like a bottle of conditioner) that's right in front of your face. #
  • 18:56 Trying to repress urge to bitch about how annoying the whole GROOMING thing is. Fucking nails, whiskers, hair & makeup. Ugh! #
  • 19:09 Heading back to hotel now. My hormone levels are rising so Delia might not get to shoot any loads since we'll need them for ovulation. Tense #
  • 23:13 We decided to come home & sleep here, then go back to hotel tomorrow to shoot more. Only to discover our sites are down. WTF? Calling host. #
  • 23:19 Host said they installed new hardware & something went awry but should be back up within the hour. Frustrating since I bought traffic today. #
  • 23:38 Phew! Sites are back up so I can stop sitting here compulsively refreshing over and over again. Going to have a late dinner & tv. #
  • 01:34 I'm embarrassing people around the world can hear how overwrought I'm getting re: American Idol. But Checkezie(sp) got gypped on praise! #
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:41 Just paid some bills & wondered why it's so hard to get my gym membership & an online subscription (not porn) canceled. #
  • 12:59 Yay! BlogsAutomator now installed; enjoying the programmer's "accent" you can read/hear in text ("don't wait more!"). #
  • 13:39 I think I need to eat some breakfast before I try to use more of my brain. #
  • 15:42 Running downtown to check out a room we've reserved for shooting this week and going to the bank. #
  • 17:03 Delia is feeling down in the dumps; wish I could do something to cheer her up but I know everyone has down days. #
  • 17:42 Just RSVP'd a "no" on party with chicks I went to high school with. Between the porn career & trans partner it would be total Q&A all night. #
  • 18:58 Delia's show about to start. I'm doing little things on Trixie.com - adding adults-only meta tags & wondering why tag cloud isn't updating. #
  • 19:10 Mmmm . . . warming patchouli, rosewood & lavendar oils, munching on Green & Black's dark choc. & cherry bar & tidying in bedroom. #
  • 20:02 I'm in tears reading my Dr.'s newsletter (the one I can't afford to go to now that I have insurance). Rock on, subversive Dr. Rock on. #
  • 21:58 Reconnecting some of our spycams that inexplicably dropped. Had some dinner & going to watch High School Confidential. #
  • 23:14 Replied to some email. Going to do some bizarre new agey guided dancing stuff. Must get new webcams w/better low-light sensitivity for this. #
  • 01:01 Loaded up a dozen galleries to Trixie.com; my faves are the boys on the picnic & the blonde in the tight jeans. Time for bed! #
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Monday, March 10, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:00 Leaving a comment on a celebrity hate blog that is hotlinking one of my Paris images. Pay for your own bandwidth, cocksmokers! #
  • 13:09 Let's see how many drafts of blog posts I can write then never publish . . . I hope these posts I pile up are useful someday . . . #
  • 13:11 I do believe it's breakfast-time now, to be accompanied by a hot water bottle & maybe a book. Forcing self to finish _The Meaning of Night_. #
  • 13:49 Postponed bfast to respond to guy on webmaster board selling unusable taboo books; only $10, but he's either stupid or purposely cheating. #
  • 13:51 The suck part of it is that he has my real name/address (since I bought on paypal) so maybe I should be afraid of outing him. #
  • 14:58 Installing a different syndication tool for Trixie.com; WP-O-Matic is not really working for me. Might have to buy something better. #
  • 15:28 Fuck me running. Now need *another* piece (zend optimizer?) to install but the site appears to have tech problems. Waste of time. #
  • 15:58 Writing to my hosting company again for help. I don't know why I needlessly force myself to try doing things for myself in the first place. #
  • 16:29 What am I doing? What time is it? Why am I so hungry? How did it come to be late afternoon so quickly? Where did I put my left hemisphere? #
  • 17:20 Thinking I should eat while I wait for yet another chunk of something (curl library?) to be taken care of. I hope. #
  • 17:32 If I had a multi-use servant right now, I would have him go get me cheeseburgers from two or three locations. Oh, burgers! #
  • 17:46 One of our internet connections (the one we use on all but one machine) is REALLY SLOW. Going to have to call them . . . soon . . . #
  • 22:25 Mmmmm. . . heirloom tomatoes and burritos and Next Top Model (didn't record for us on Wednesday for some reason). #
  • 00:53 Posted a handful of new galleries on Trixie.com ; my faves are girl w/her horse outside, Kristin Davis' tiny boobs & Ivana (again). #
  • 01:20 It's bedtime now . . . my body is really tense/sore from so much uninterrupted computer time. My fault, totally. #
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Saturday, March 8, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:31 Awesome. This morning I look like Dana Carvey on Wayne's world courtesy of my new hair cut and glasses. #
  • 12:16 Ivana Fukalot never fails to get me super duper horny: nats.ivanafukalot.com/track/NzcxNjo1Ojg/ #
  • 13:40 Added some new free porn galleries to trixie.com/ ; it's time for breakfast & mail sorting now. #
  • 15:39 Hmmmm. . . I might need to reschedule one of my shows tomorrow so we can go see "Until the Violence Stops". #
  • 17:50 It's dinnertime; lemony couscous, shrimp and steamed broccoli (Delia always gets it PERFECTLY tenderized). #
  • 20:50 Just watched a fight after dinner; boxing is both relaxing & motivating to me. Now I need to work on an update for members. #
  • 21:28 I *really really* want to buy this to make my web designing life easier & prettier: www.medialab.com/sitegrinder/ #
  • 22:53 Waiting for content I bought to finish downloading before I upload my galleries for members. Think I will do some stretching while waiting. #
  • 23:28 Oh dear! These stories I bought are *very* naughty . . . I can't wait to record some of them. #
  • 00:18 We need to go fuck. Right now. Or at least after I brush my teeth . . . #
  • 00:37 Awesome -- I love a good sticky hot quickie. I really needed that orgasm! And now I just want to retire to bed without posting my update. #
  • 02:01 I decided I need a top ramen nightcap & a healthy dose of Northern Exposure in order to really get a good night's sleep. Boiling water now. #
  • 02:08 Thank you, hitachi magic wand and story, "sleep-in for daddy", for making the water boil so much faster! #
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Friday, March 7, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:20 I just woke up & need to find pictures of bangs(! just wait) for my HAIRDRESSER (see?) so I can hide my wrinkly forehead. Cut in 2 hours. #
  • 15:35 My new shorter haircut with bangs is like a cross between my mom and SATC Samantha Jones. Attack of the nympho bitch milf! #
  • 18:02 Just got back from dinner & very naughty ice cream cone; even with lactose intolerance, I cannot resist the lure of lemon custard. #
  • 20:07 My new hair(s) in video: tinyurl.com/2t7a9u #
  • 21:27 WP-O-Matic is not working for me. Reading a bunch of stuff on boards about alternatives. Blargh . . . #
  • 23:48 Notes from a TV junkie: I can't WAIT to see Pixie get her ass reamed on LA Ink! Oh, Jason Castro; Hallelujah indeed! #
  • 01:23 Did a little of this and a little of that; slightly annoyed with self for not meeting writing goals this week, but accomplished other stuff. #
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Thursday, March 6, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:07 Been awake for awhile now, but didn't get enough sleep. Maybe that will be a good thing? It worked all right for me yesterday . . . #
  • 12:25 I guess what I *really* need to do with Trixie.com is make it an aggregator to syndicate all of our blog posts. I guess. #
  • 12:31 And then maybe I need to do the same thing to BestSexBlogs.com and/or BlueDiaries.com #
  • 13:02 Someone please MAKE ME GO OUTSIDE. It's a beautiful day and I should get some air and move my legs. #
  • 13:37 I love my hosting co. (nakedhosting.com/) - I'm going to take a walk while THEY set up my cron job. #
  • 14:27 First attempt at fetching older blog entries for syndication is a big mess. Still haven't left for my walk. NEED TO GO & stop fiddling. #
  • 16:13 I enjoyed my walk and am not back to doing very tedious work. A smarter, more knowledgeable person would know a way around these tasks . . . #
  • 16:36 Mmmmmm! Whatever Delia's cooking, it smells super yummy! Hard for me to leave current wonderfully simple tasks at desk, but food calls. #
  • 19:04 Just woke up from an after-dinner nap. Or was that more like lunch? Yes, let's call it lunch and the call root beer floats to come "dinner". #
  • 21:15 Omygosh . . . I totally CRIED watching Christian win Project Runway (even though we were Chris fans; human hair is hot). #
  • 22:44 When you conjure up images of Eve in the garden, how old do you imagine her being? Mine looks like she's about 30. Definitely a brunette. #
  • 23:00 If only being a top 10k site translated into top $$: www.quantcast.com/trixie.com Must keep working on it. #
  • 23:57 Just got back from the store where we bought really healthy snacks to accompany a movie. I LIE!!!! I love junk food! Salt & vinegar chips! #
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:13 Do I need to shave my biscuit whiskers for doc who will catheterize my cervix, shoot dye through my tubes and x-ray me? I hope not. #
  • 09:38 Pics of smoke rings from Mina in my latest post: trixieblows.com/?p=10 #
  • 10:15 Getting up early & going somewhere in the morning MAKES ME CONSTIPATED. I *hate* that. #
  • 10:58 Going to miss the ferry if we don't leave in about one minute. #
  • 15:45 Rock on! The x-ray dye-through-uterus-n-tubes thingy was so fucking cool! At my sister's now. Will blog about it later. #
  • 19:30 Just walked in the door; changing into comfy clothes & planning to watch coverage on the primaries. #
  • 20:10 Hmmmm . . . scanning an x-ray slide is much less effective than I thought it would be. #
  • 23:09 Driving myself insane; brain constipated with too many unprioritized ideas. What I want to do SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD. #
  • 01:24 Step # 5 (?) in simply wordpressing all of my neglected domains: trixie.com That leaves about 57 to go. #
  • 01:48 I guess I should go to bed now. No longer efficient, but still want to sit here scheming at the computer. #
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:22 Glargh; feel like puking. The scent of old emergen-c isn't helping. And no, I'm not pregnant. Just too many little schoolboys (cookies!). #
  • 13:53 My reflections on smoking & bubblegum fetishes: trixieblows.com/?p=9 Balanced checkbook. Going to have some breakfast now. #
  • 16:55 My head is SPINNING. I know I need to step away from the computer and get some exercise but it's SO HARD. #
  • 23:36 Need to go to sleep early tonight for Dr. tomorrow; pretty nervous about this procedure. #
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Monday, March 3, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:18 My good morning blog post about my middle-of-the-night fears: tinyurl.com/39pdwl #
  • 12:37 Just got back from grocery & lotion shopping. Going to brew some tea and have some breakfast now. #
  • 13:37 Got sidetracked doing little site fixes & tidying. Brewing tea NOW, filling hot water, getting ready for cozy breakfast. #
  • 16:19 Just updated the SpyOnUs.com members-only area. Now I must prioritize other tasks and desires. #
  • 17:15 Canceled my gamefly and VIP-listener radio subscriptions. Need to put that money to better use. #
  • 20:26 About to eat dinner. How did it get to be dark so quickly? #
  • 21:45 Eating peanut butter cups and watching Oprah's Big Give. #
  • 23:12 Big headache from massive chocolate overdose. #
  • 00:17 Just spent 30+ minutes stretching -- sooooooooooooo yummy and good. #
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Sunday, March 2, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:48 Up a little too soon. Time to flip the calendar page to the month I turn 35. I always like getting back on an odd number. #
  • 10:57 Time for me to start getting ready for show #1 of the day. Need to shower, capture video, get toys ready, blah blah blah. #
  • 12:31 What a mess; where is the motherfucking head cleaner? Ahhh, there it is. Good spot for it. #
  • 12:31 Going to reset my machine to pave the way for smooth and lovely camshow broadcast in <30 minutes. #
  • 14:04 Sigh. After all the prep I did I forgot to press record; very annoying since I squirted a little & would have liked to have had it on tape. #
  • 14:20 Just wrote back to a couple of members who'd been waiting for me to set them up with BloodyTrixie access. Very hungry now. #
  • 16:47 Having a hard time doing anything, I'm so sleepy. Just going to watch gymnastics until it's time for my next show (about an hour). #
  • 19:03 Just had an awesome orgasm during show #2. Getting to be dinner time. Main focus tonight is hitting my 2 hours of writing later. #
  • 19:08 Q: what is the average person's incentive for reviewing lots of books on Amazon? #
  • 22:59 Just had sex and now I'm going to do some worldbuilding. #
  • 23:14 Why do I feel like vomiting all of the sudden? Must be all the groin-grinding on top of overeating. #
  • 00:52 A more creative Trixie than I: deadtrixie.com #
  • 01:01 It's totally bedtime. I want some munchies & tv even though I should just go straight to sleep. #
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Saturday, March 1, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:01 I'm so glad I have insurance now to make doctor-selection & appt-making totally complex & a ridiculous waste of time. #
  • 12:23 I have to wait more than a month for a simple fucking eye doc appt. Tell me again how we have it better than Canada, etc.? #
  • 13:21 I love getting unexpected checks in the mail. Our grocery-money tin is filling out. #
  • 13:51 Next up: lunch? exercise? more research into features of various camsites? reply to emails? make long-term plans? hair appointment? LOST. #
  • 14:27 A post on FertileTrixie re: my blood tests, how I feel about needles, etc.: tinyurl.com/334x5o #
  • 15:16 Sometimes I just want SAUSAGE, and lots of it. Know what I mean? #
  • 15:57 Fucking with design concepts. Glad Delia just got home; maybe she'll be interested in purchasing some sausage? #
  • 19:28 Just got home from the store where we bought cheap sausage, pizza dough, and other naughty things. Writing to wanker now. #
  • 20:56 I made a good decision/goal today: trixiefontaine.com/about.html (that site's not done, but it has the goal on it). #
  • 23:01 It's time & I must decide whether to write something naughty or something that only one person (me) will want to read . . . #
  • 01:20 Ahhh, life is fun/good. I decided on "naughty" for tonight's writing project. Already in love with some characters. Outlining tomorrow. #
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