Thursday, September 30, 2010

From Twitter 09-29-2010

  • 09:59:13: The 1st comment I got on this blog entry made me rethink the whole thing about wanting to fuck 19-yr olds again:
  • 10:02:31: Me in toeless nude pantyhose, @DeliaTS in a red satin nightgown & other recent updates:
  • 10:18:08: We stayed up too late last night watching True Blood. I just want to watch every single moment w/Lafayette over again 3 or 4 or 5 times.
  • 15:24:01: I have a lot of pictures (287) to edit & cull if I want to get this gallery of me in the cabin loft posted tomorrow . . .
  • 15:24:45: Whoah: good luck! RT @audaciaray: Am en route to Fox News to argue about sex work & whether or not sex workers should be able to be teachers
  • 17:48:15: Goddamn it motherfucking Thunderbird! Your new improved bullshit has so fucked up my shit. Didn't want this update! Gnashing teeth.
  • 19:29:52: @wbahner Yes! I accidentally started the "upgrade" when I was toggling between screens. Thanks for letting me know it's possible to go back!
  • 19:31:47: @wbahner Was it hard/a headache?

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

From Twitter 09-28-2010

  • 08:50:33: Oh man, this chick's a gas to watch sweetly, sharply calling a pest a free-loading fuck:
  • 09:26:28: Brilliant. I just wasted twenty minutes filling in a promo profile that didn't save. Going to the cabin. Where there IS no blasted internet!
  • 15:04:54: Porn is cool, but heads up: it's possible to masturbate without it. Why do so many people ALWAYSthink "porn" when they hear "masturbate"?
  • 18:21:00: About to take care of the bills while @DeliaTS logs back in for more camshows:
  • 20:51:24: I feel so so so SO grateful that @DeliaTS and I are on the same page in all the important ways regarding "spirituality".
  • 22:34:56: LOL @DeliaTS - I *love* your text on that . . .
  • 23:13:59: Ending the day on the positive note of freshly-changed sheets & pillowcases. Wish I was ending it by getting that stubborn clod of poop out.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

From Twitter 09-27-2010

  • 00:57:04: Just watched A Single Man. One second at the end I was scoffing tearfully, then WHAM . . . bawling. I feel like such a sucker. Delicious!
  • 05:40:35: We just lost power. Looks like whole town. Really fucking weird.
  • 05:50:29: Power back. Leaving computers (& therefore cams) down until morning, though. My period JUST started, too. Cold moon eye high above.
  • 09:29:08: Getting all of our spycams logged back in after power went out in the middle of the night. A semi tore down power lines on road to our town.
  • 14:06:48: Just got home from the cabin and @DeliaTS is working hard for her money:
  • 14:28:06: Trying to finish editing set of pics that are NOT among the best. Want to post something better, but would take too long; already behind.
  • 14:39:29: Oooh, I made myself a winning photo by chopping off my torso and head! Now THAT one looks GOOD! Can't do that on all of them, unfortunately.
  • 14:44:23: Note: there ARE some awesome pics in here too, I just need to pare them down to make them stick out more amongst the tons we shot.
  • 17:01:59: I don't know what my problem is but I'm full of anxiety and self-loathing today. It's not good for me to have caffeine; it fucks my brain.
  • 17:05:46: I'm excited about @furrygirl's sweet new blog: - I love checking out stuff like that so SUBMIT!
  • 17:10:40: Tempted to take an ativan but am SO full of aforementioned self-loathing I don't feel like I "deserve" it. Because it's my fault I feel bad!
  • 17:11:18: Of course it's my fault I feel bad. Because I won't take an Ativan when they're sitting right in front of me. WTF is my fucking problem?
  • 17:16:30: LOL -- thanks, @DiamondJames - I just let myself have HALF of one. So now I'm going to stfu and start being sweet to myself.
  • 17:38:01: That is really good advice, @JaneBurgess - exercise does help so much. I haven't been getting enough; definitely part of the problem!
  • 18:15:31: @DiamondJames @JaneBurgess Totally agree; for me trying to maintain stable blood sugar & hormones are a big thing, too (meshes w/exercise).
  • 18:57:53: Fucking Democrat-paid phone "survey" (ad). Yeah I vote for you down the line but you're really infuriatingly pussy-ass conservative weiners.
  • 21:00:01: Recorded my vlog in specs & black & white tonight. Got carried away doing a hand dance & vocal theramin-ish sdtrk.
  • 21:27:22: Members: I just posted 224 new pictures for you and a vlog: - going to bed or something now!
  • 22:22:37: Some things are way better than celeb autographs, like when the hologram Dr. on Voyager gives out 8 inch replica holograms of himself.

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Monday, September 27, 2010

From Twitter 09-26-2010

  • 06:59:51: I think the problem is I don't like crime dramas anymore in general, @amberlily. I want to, but I'm more of a "True Crime"/docudrama lover.
  • 07:01:21: Up so early I caught the deer family busily eating a drizzly breakfast. Been lying in bed for the past 45 minutes unable to quiet my mind.
  • 07:24:57: RT @amberlily: 12seconds - Hey @Captain_TheCat, Mommy needs those panties...
  • 14:04:15: Just home from an amazing wet, misty, foggy, fogHORNY, beach walk.
  • 15:10:52: I really need a special treasured spot to lovingly store my strap-on harnesses & "accessories".
  • 15:42:11: @reynashouse Good idea - sounds like it might work for hosiery, too - hard to keep the stockings, socks, gloves, pantyhose, etc. sorted!
  • 19:14:12: I finally updated ONE of my many pages advertising where to get private shows with me now that I'm on
  • 20:23:52: Someone I like just joined my site. I wonder if I should put on deodorant . . .
  • 20:24:50: I just found a typo on my most recent photo gallery. I must have wanted to type "silliness" but instead it came out "williness".
  • 21:18:04: I fucking can't wait for @DeliaTS to get home so we can watch more Lexx: Rad Laughs!!

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

From Twitter 09-25-2010

  • 14:16:48: Washing up my sex toys. Hoping to log in for private shows at BEFORE my group show & members-only chat.
  • 15:59:57: @Baileyjay88 Did you know that St. John's Wort decreases the effectiveness of hormone therapy? I stopped taking it bc of that.
  • 20:56:55: We checked out 1st disc of Sons of Anarchy and 1st disc of Lexx (thanks for the rec, Cliff!). Hitting bed with snacks & these dvd's.
  • 21:15:41: My GF @DeliaTS looks like she's ready for a sexy slumber party. I look like a nerd standing outside party house peeping thru hole in wall.
  • 22:39:17: Sons of Anarchy stunk like poo-vomit, but Lexx is RAD!!!

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

From Twitter 09-24-2010

  • 07:43:04: We have webcam shows (free to members) scheduled today: mine is at 4 pm Pacific (@DeliaTS an hour before at 3):
  • 07:44:20: Me? Dance?? @Singleniceguy83 Haha, no . . . I don't dance anywhere "professionally". Thanks, though & hugs to your fiancĂ©e!
  • 08:02:19: NICE!!! RT @amberlily: Can't go wrong with Jack Skellington Over-The-Knee Socks, right? #sockfetish
  • 08:08:21: In dire need of a stretch before doing shows today . . . I always mean to make sure to stretch after shooting, but rarely follow through.
  • 13:22:48: Ahhh, yeah; guess summer is officially over @danaseverance. Glad you made me look this up, though:
  • 13:30:45: My whiny first-world complaint of the day: deciding on and preparing healthy food is just so haaaarrrrrd! Will overeat "bad" food instead!
  • 13:37:24: RT @spyonus: So. Fucking. SICK of our cable going down, especially on our show days!!! Grrrrr . . .
  • 14:37:49: I just sent a few people an email making fun of somebody. Sometimes my asshole instincts win out. Don't worry: subject wasn't a follower.
  • 15:04:37: Yes, our cable is/has been back up - spycams &shows are ON (and yes, @DeliaTS is on RIGHT NOW; they fell off her Rude page mysteriously).
  • 17:22:13: Love it - been doing privates for about two minutes & have already seen someone shoot a load of cum to/for/because of me!
  • 17:32:48: Catch me while you can:
  • 17:40:14: I need to record a video imitating a naked dude trying to get out of/end a cam-to-cam show stealthily / without confrontation/saying bye.
  • 18:40:36: I kind of loathe how voyeurs on our sites get the pot-belly profile view of my body when I'm doing private shows.
  • 18:49:58: Taking a break from camming for dinner . . . probably be back on after we eat.
  • 21:44:24: I feel like the luckiest girl in the world for having a camshow customer who loves my little blue hemorrhoid & when I fart.
  • 21:51:59: No, I don't want to tase my asshole tonight. Oh . . . no, I don't want to TASTE it, either.

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Friday, September 24, 2010

From Twitter 09-23-2010

  • 10:53:26: Getting really irritated at girl in big house: her dog's been barking to be let back inside in for 10 minutes. WTF?
  • 13:05:28: By my gf, @DeliaTS: Being Trans in Clothing Optional Spaces: (with pics!)
  • 13:27:25: Starting in 33 minutes we're taking the rest of the day/night off. Trying to squeeze in as much work as possible before then!
  • 13:45:19: Some half (and mostly) naked sex pics from us:
  • 13:53:19: Enjoy the full moon tonight, everybody!! It's the last one for the summer, so maybe do some naked dancing under it?
  • 14:09:45: RT @joepennant: Harvest Moon over Vegas Chinatown
  • 21:16:09: Watching the 1st episode of True Blood, excited to find out what the hype is about. OMG Lafayette is BEAUTIFUL!!
  • 22:28:40: Yayayay!! Thanks @amberlily @TastyTracy @mandyblake & @Weebeasty - SO glad to know I can look forward to lots more Lafayette hotness!

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

From Twitter 09-22-2010

  • 08:14:37: Hope some of our voyeurs got to enjoy our sweet midnight sexy time on the spycams last night!
  • 09:08:11: Time to get ready to do a couple of outdoor softcore/striptease shoots. I hope I don't look as sleepy as I feel!
  • 09:56:18: I really really want to finish reading _The Book Thief_ but whenever I pick it up I start crying. It's due back at the library tomorrow!
  • 10:37:18: Things that delay photo shoots: 1. trying to find the necklace you're looking for. 2. UNTANGLING your necklace from knot of 7 others.
  • 10:39:33: Seriously, it is BEYOND MY KEN how this leather necklace & wire one became so bizarrely interwoven. STOP FUCKING EACH OTHER, necklaces!!
  • 13:04:40: Only shot one set. Because taking pictures of a middle-aged woman's fat & floppy parts in harsh, bright sunlight is really unflattering.
  • 13:08:11: Awww, thanks, @reynashouse ! Actually even beautiful & fit people look bad in bright sun pics w/o fancy lights (shadows under noses, etc.).
  • 13:10:48: I really REALLY want to go treat myself to bad BAD delicious food. Trying to remind self that slightly less bad food here at home is better.
  • 13:17:52: @reynashouse Don't say that! Do I need to send you a zip file of my worst, nastiest pics? LOL.
  • 18:00:33: I don't know why, but just the WORDS "rekindle your desire" make me snort with derision. I'd rather be eating salt 'n vinegar chips.
  • 18:16:22: There's a deadline for something (actually, more than one thing) tomorrow that I thought I wouldn't do but now think I should hurry up with.
  • 18:26:14: Oh yeah. I remember why I hesitated to do this. Because it would mean outing myself by my porn name to a bunch of (probly)judgmental locals.
  • 20:17:22: About to make up for that 2nd outdoor shoot we scrapped today by shooting something inside. Unique toe socks, white panties & more!

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

From Twitter 09-21-2010

  • 09:46:03: Going to shoot a couple of picture sets of me today . . . maybe a blowjob video . . . we'll see how it goes.
  • 10:01:47: Indie porn biz advice from people who DON'T MAKE & SELL INDIE PORN ON PAYSITES is really REALLY insulting. You've no clue. Can it.
  • 15:12:04: In between sexy photo shoots, I just love to spend an hour or two paying bills, balancing our accounts & budgeting! It makes me so WET!
  • 21:38:40: Just ate @DeliaTS cum. Logging into VERY BRIEFLY so catch me asap if you want me! I'll be on in a few minutes.
  • 22:16:28: Mwaha! I'm such a mean tease: I could only stay on a little while to retain energy for shoots tomorrow. LOVE logging in & making fast cum $!

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

From Twitter 09-20-2010

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Monday, September 20, 2010

From Twitter 09-19-2010

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

From Twitter 09-18-2010

  • 01:31:45: Just watched "I Think We're Alone Now": Exploitative? Maybe, but also really humanizing.
  • 10:45:51: Tempted to make it a resolution for next year to go to as many Pac NW fairs as possible. Or at least one or two! Haven't been in years.
  • 10:51:13: Read Darling Jim by Christian Moerk
  • 11:10:03: My dark curly pubes are laying around all over the place.
  • 11:16:52: 3 of 5 stars to Bachelors Anonymous by P.G. Wodehouse
  • 11:21:38: 3 of 5 stars to Bachelors Anonymous by P.G. Wodehouse
  • 11:23:26: @Stewpot Yeah, but I don't want people to have such easy access to my DNA!! They might frame me for a sick pervert sex crime!! ;)
  • 18:49:12: Just took a long soak in epsom-salted water. For the health and well-being of ALL of my lower holes.

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

From Twitter 09-17-2010

  • 08:24:08: Catching up on @AmberLily via her new blog post (with pics!)
  • 13:12:32: I have to get my hair done today. DREADING it, as usual. torturetorturetorturetorture
  • 14:10:56: Even on I get emails asking, "do u let me to fuck u dear?"
  • 17:06:44: Uhhh . . . it's torture because I *totally cannot relate* to women who think getting their hair done is a pleasure, @emersonsalon .
  • 17:16:58: I will say, though, that I like our stylist enough that the torture level has NOTHING TO DO WITH HER; she makes it as bearable as possible.
  • 20:11:21: Brainstorming shoot ideas. Trying to stay focused on things that are inexpensive and not too cookie cutter.
  • 20:11:44: RT @BambiDollface: RT @reynashouse Telling a girl that you have pirated things off her website or own pirated dvds of her, etc is NOT HOT!
  • 20:33:38: Trying to find the perfect pair of socks to go with an adorable mostly-pink patchwork tubedress I have & should shoot in.
  • 21:52:05: House smells so good because @DeliaTS is baking up a storm for a potluck tomorrow. Quiche and apple crisp.
  • 21:55:03: Goddamn it . . . when I google "gypsy porn" I do NOT want the top image result to be the bloody, mutilated face of a pit bull.
  • 21:56:57: We really need more belly dancer, goth gypsy chicks, swarthy men-with-earrings styles of porn. WISH I WERE RICH. Would make it.
  • 22:34:33: The sound of @DeliaTS beating eggs in the kitchen is very similar to the sound of wanking. With lots of lube.
  • 22:43:40: Hey members: I posted a new vlog (video blog) entry for you!

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Friday, September 17, 2010

From Twitter 09-16-2010

  • 15:58:13: RT @ACLU_WA: ACLU Files Lawsuit Against Police Officers Who Planted Drugs On Suspects
  • 18:29:40: For convenience sake we met family at hamburger joint of backwoods racist hatred hell central: the Pacific Northwest version.
  • 20:17:43: I need to look at my peehole closely with a mirror . . . it's been feeling funny lately.
  • 20:22:55: I don't know what the deal is, but my peehole keeps getting bigger. It's to the point where an amateur would mistake it for the big hole.

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

From Twitter 09-15-2010

  • 00:01:04: I decided to have a sleeping pill WITH a *small* amount of caffeine. I am now in a fantastic mood. Too good to waste it on SLEEP!
  • 00:09:26: There aren't a lot of options where we live @joepennant & T-1 is too pricey for us. I keep looking but find nothing better than we have.
  • 09:28:31: Bringing assorted shower fixings (towels, shampoo, lotion, soap, etc.) to the cabin because there's a nice rainy showerhead there.
  • 09:36:58: Dear Chase: pretending that your site is back up for online banking is even more annoying than it just be down.
  • 09:39:17: Sometimes I give very serious consideration to going an off-the-grid, under-the-mattress banking system. Someday . . .
  • 11:27:14: The only real problem with this cabin is the way all this SUNSHINE comes in even on days you expect total grey. LOLLOLLOL I'm a lucky bitch!
  • 11:28:32: Okay, I need to stop masturbating and crying over good music and get some work done.
  • 11:32:17: Oh wait, best song ever came on: "so I HADDA play football for the coach / and I WANNA play football for the coach!"
  • 11:36:59: Different people have peculiar tastes, indeed. I'll second that for sure. I love you, Coney Island baby. Harvey Milk: you're ok too.
  • 17:32:02: Super duper thankful for Russian Caravan tea for giving me the caffeine to concentrate & crank out pages & pages today. Home now. Fluffy.
  • 19:26:18: Lovely gypsy-esque trailer:
  • 21:25:11: I am behind on almost everything & for once I don't care. Because it's worth it. And I know it this time.
  • 22:12:51: Love this from @minasmusings "Women of all ages are hot. And there is nothing wrong with you finally realizing that."
  • 22:31:08: Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy, we want some poooooooooding!
  • 22:32:59: @Fatty_D Oh NO! How am I going to masturbate to him now? At least it's not as bad as Tina Fey; he's really insulting reality shows, not porn
  • 22:34:27: The funny part to me, @Fatty_D , is that he/his character IS porn to most chicks & lots of dudes who watch Mad Men. Really GOOD NN porn.
  • 23:17:53: @Fatty_D Yeah, that is fucked up. I do think reality show people sell their dignity, though, but equating that with porn is wrong.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

From Twitter 09-14-2010

  • 08:58:29: Getting ready to go to the cabin, but before I do, a preview of @DeliaTS latest photo update:
  • 13:44:05: My gf is being all sexy on cam while I'm paying the bills & balancing the checkbooks. With her money, mwahaha!
  • 14:32:50: RT @spyonus: Our cable keeps dropping out while @DeliaTS is camming. Might need to add a THIRD internet connection. Sigh.
  • 14:51:59: You'd be in here on my lap if not for my allergies!
  • 15:01:19: @reptilegrrl I know! I'm irritated that neighbor doesn't have a collar on her. was about to make her my girl thinking she didn't have home.
  • 15:19:17: 4 of 5 stars to Devil in a Blue Dress by Walter Mosley
  • 15:20:55: 4 of 5 stars to Light House by William Monahan
  • 15:23:50: 2 of 5 stars to Diabetes Rising by Dan Hurley
  • 15:35:01: 2 of 5 stars to Diabetes Rising by Dan Hurley
  • 15:35:35: RT @belledejour_uk: Belle de Jour's Guide to Men now available in paperback - RT for a chance to win a signed copy!
  • 15:56:58: On the phone with the cable company. Again. Super pissed. Waste of time. Not a beautiful way to spend life. Also, fuck you Chase bank.
  • 16:53:41: Oops! Forgot to bring wallet/driver's license etc. out with me to do errands. Probably a good thing I didn't have my card at the library.
  • 16:54:54: Dirty drug pushers! RT @Elligirl: Corn Refiners Assoc asking permission to rename #HFCS as "corn sugar." Sounds sweet, right?
  • 18:53:39: One of the last days of summer, so we HAD to take a walk.
  • 23:42:46: We're/that's actually in WA, @EcstaticOne along the Strait of Juan de Fuca. Even farther away than you thought!
  • 23:43:39: It's a few miles from our house so sometimes we drive there and THEN walk @SammyTyler - because I like to be both tranquil AND lazy!
  • 23:44:35: Thanks @rollertrain @I_am_Cliff ! Kills me to be taking pics of that gorgeousness with a crappy camera phone, but the real camera's 2 heavy!

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

From Twitter 09-13-2010

  • 08:52:22: Sometimes using NPR as an alarm means waking up crying when there's a touching story. And it doesn't take much for me to be "touched".
  • 14:03:41: @jizlee You do? I don't. Not AT ALL. I posted a long comment which is pending review.
  • 15:38:45: My pussy is super wet after shooting solo pics & vid of @DeliaTS. Speaking of pussy, we have some beautiful ones roaming our yard.
  • 15:41:29: No collars on these gorgeous siamese-y kitties. Looks like one either just had babies or is about to. Sigh.
  • 17:53:52: My gf is live right now in pink crochet knee high socks:
  • 18:20:28: RT @chrisorourke: THIS is the correct way to burn a holy book (with copious amounts of cannabis inside)" #420 #bible
  • 18:33:41: Editing down a huge set of dorky pictures. My poor-person teeth are FULL of charming (I think, anyway) personality in this one.
  • 18:40:50: Every so often I think about selling my "ugliest" photo outtakes in little packets. They are my favorites/the most me in so many ways.
  • 18:47:20: By removing some of those straining-faces-on-the-toilet pics I've narrowed this set down to 196: bare feet, bush AND shaved!
  • 19:22:49: I'm a never(or rarely)-change-your-avatar girl . . . those are part of your branding and reinforce recognition; counterproductive to change.
  • 19:25:45: Going to give myself a mechanical massage & maybe a nap to try to revive my brain for the mentally-challenging parts of my update.
  • 22:07:39: Celebrated moonday by stretching with a big fat yellow half-moon glowing out the window. My body needed that. STILL needs it, MORE of it!
  • 22:19:16: FUCK that's amazing -- I feel like I'm in a whole new body that is all one whole again. Even a little stretching is life-changing, I swear.
  • 23:02:55: @AaliyahLove69 not really EXACTLY yoga so much; I'm not good/strong/flexible enough for it to flow right for me. Tai chi I love, though.
  • 23:04:10: I also took a couple of anti-inflammatories for my headache, so that might be contributing to my profound sense of well-being, too.
  • 23:10:33: Late night dork cred: I'm *loving* this episode of Star Trek: Voyager Totally reminiscent of Barclay on Next Gen!

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Monday, September 13, 2010

From Twitter 09-12-2010

  • 09:39:56: Every cabin morning its path gives me spiderweb face.
  • 16:38:46: Listening to George Michael & Wham songs while editing pictures of me in toeless pantyhose & wooden platform disco sandals.
  • 23:06:15: RT @chrisorourke: Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Bible turned out to have been written by time travelling Onion writers? #justsayin

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Sunday, September 12, 2010

From Twitter 09-11-2010

  • 09:18:05: @heathercorinna So "funny" to hear unschooling talked about as a NEW movement. I think I first heard that word in '91 or before, right?
  • 09:55:08: Really nervous about GoDaddy being up for auction:
  • 12:01:08: Getting some toys ready for my webcam show at the top of the hour. Members go to to watch/hear/chat!
  • 14:04:54: I worked up quite an appetite masturbating and showing off in my group show just now . . . looking forward to lunch then private shows?
  • 14:57:20: I'm #reading A Red Death by Walter Mosley
  • 15:27:47: Brilliant. Cable is down in the middle of @DeliaTS show. Calling fuckers now.
  • 15:35:29: RT @spyonus: @DeliaTS is trying to log in and finish her show via our bedroom machine on the dsl. Cable co. pissing me right the fuck off.
  • 16:04:50: Sorry to say we're canceling members-only chat today because the cable doesn't seem to be coming back up any time soon. :(
  • 16:59:38: @heathercorinna Ohhh, yeah -- HOLT! I don't know about Summerhill . . . I kind of miss learning about all that stuff. KIND OF!
  • 19:37:10: We left home while our cable was down. Now we're back and it's back up . . . getting all of our spycams logged in again now.
  • 19:39:55: Our town is swollen with 1000's of sailors!
  • 19:52:58: @heathercorinna Thanks for the recs; added them to my "to-read" list on
  • 20:57:59: Turning on the blues on KPLU to do some dishes!! That is the apex of our hot Saturday night 'round here.

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

From Twitter 09-10-2010

  • 10:01:38: Hmmmm... The girl in the big house is home/not at work it seems. I guess I won't test the bass in these new speakers then.
  • 10:23:37: Sweats pulled down, vibrator poised over panties . . . Switched it on just aching for the buzz only to discover it's unplugged.
  • 12:30:32: It's amazing how long a child can keep up a very loud impression of a siren.
  • 12:57:26: My girlfriend @DeliaTS is a webwhore MACHINE!
  • 15:42:07: I'm clutching my biscuit with swagger right now. Well, I was until I decided to use both hands to tweet about it.
  • 17:35:10: We're doing shows tonight! @DeliaTS at the top of the hour, mine a little later. Members go here to join in:
  • 17:38:07: Now to move a Very Large Spider out of the tub so I can shave. Or maybe it's time to grow my pit hair out again.
  • 21:26:47: Won't be on long so catch my chubby loveliness stuffed in a corselette!
  • 21:50:21: Thanks for the RT, @streamate !
  • 21:54:52: You have a purple corselette like this one or a purple jackhammer jesus, @roxxiecyber ?

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Friday, September 10, 2010

From Twitter 09-09-2010

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

From Twitter 09-08-2010

  • 09:11:43: Going to spend a little time with our nephews today & do my cabin thing later . . .
  • 09:37:17: I love your new avatar, @Elligirl ! Really any image of you is just fundamentally gorgeous and sexy, though!
  • 10:10:03: People & their fucking grapes! Think porn's bad? Try wasting land on addictive decadent booze. Lefty faux farm capitalist indulgence.
  • 10:11:17: (I don't really think it's that bad, I was just trying on a new rag).
  • 10:56:34: Whoah . . . my butt cheek is sore from that b-vitamin shot! I feel like drifting into a dense coma, we're going on a trek to visit family.
  • 17:41:38: My nephews are so far beyond adorable. They're in, like, the Delta Quadrant of adorable!!
  • 18:13:42: Calling our cable company to see why our internet connection went down, taking most of our cams with it.
  • 18:15:08: Cool! All I had to do was dial the number and tweet about it and it came back up -- woohoo! Cams will be back in a few moments.
  • 19:28:13: Do you think eating a green apple Zotz might be a good cure for nausea? I'm going to give it a whirl!

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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

From Twitter 09-07-2010

  • 08:29:13: RT @melissagira: "if there was no specific area for these chippies, they would be cropping up all over..."
  • 13:01:34: The world is still a shithole in so many ways for women: RT @DesireeAlliance: rape victims subjected to 'finger test'
  • 13:58:48: No foot night for me THIS time (with beach feet pics):
  • 14:02:23: Typing is so much more fun and skippy and fast with SHORT fingernails! It's like, "BAM-BAM-BAM!" my fingers are strong & speedy!!
  • 14:30:18: Made some fast & sloppy fixes/additions to, namely adding a mailing list option.
  • 14:38:05: Hilariously enticing: RT @fireland: Do you like things? Maybe you will like the trailer for my new project, Chokeville:
  • 16:13:43: I just reset our modem, router & main cam machine to speed things up for @DeliaTS while she does shows:
  • 16:14:45: Now? To fix the problem with our new-member introduction form that flaked out when new subscription took over. Sigh.
  • 16:46:02: @nakedhosting! RT @reynashouse: Website owners: who do you host with? Who's reasonably priced & has good tech support that responds quickly?
  • 19:38:02: Gnashed teeth many times today for not having the real camera.
  • 21:09:46: My face is on fire w/ anxious concentration after an hour of doing the bills. Not done yet. Starting work earlier & still working late SUX.
  • 21:29:36: Feeling extremely guilty about eating a whole bunch of bad food (fried food & sugar) & sure that's why I'm stressing out/being a bitch.
  • 22:22:17: Was going to record a members-only vlog but my computer has other ideas - it wants to cockblock you! I think it's telling me "GO TO BED!"

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

From Twitter 09-06-2010

  • 08:34:04: Preview of new handjob video I just posted for members:
  • 09:06:18: I think it's about time for a vibrator to move into the cabin.
  • 09:27:09: Day 3 at the cabin: (I should be over there right now, actually).
  • 09:35:14: Downloading stuff to my laptop from google docs. Because no internet at the cabin (good/preferable but inconvenient).
  • 09:39:52: Maybe I should put more porn on my laptop too. To go with the vibrator in my backpack.
  • 13:12:58: Just got home from the cabin & some serenity. Looks like @DeliaTS is webwhoring: She's such a "hard" worker!
  • 13:52:58: @Seska Pinnacle Studio: affordable & works well. J's Photographer, Torn & Katvixen use it / recommended it & we're glad because we like it!
  • 14:33:21: Going back to the no-internet hidey hole with more doodley-doos.
  • 15:58:59: Masturbated for the first time in the cabin. Considering my first cabin nap.
  • 20:51:23: I got a little carried away in the bakery aisle at Safeway singing along with "Wouldn't it Be Loverly?" Perfect song for a rainy day!
  • 20:55:28: I know, I get surprisingly theatrical dancing around in grocery stores at night for a person who says she hates musicals.
  • 22:49:09: Enjoyed commentary by Paul Verhoeven on The Hitchhiker and conversation with @AmberLily. Time for sweet showgirly dreams, I think!

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Monday, September 6, 2010

From Twitter 09-05-2010

  • 09:47:16: Here was day 2 at the cabin: - getting ready to head out &enjoy day 3 now . . .
  • 16:47:12: Home from the cabin to exercise, stretch & get a vlog & sensual lady-like hand job video ready to post tonight & tomorrow.
  • 18:28:25: I love how whenever we make room in our lives for something my mom gets a wild hair up her ass to require we get stuff out of her garage.
  • 19:54:01: You know, I have no idea who's phone numbers are on our caller id. It's like . . . who ARE you? I'm not picking up to find out.

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Sunday, September 5, 2010

From Twitter 09-04-2010

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Saturday, September 4, 2010

From Twitter 09-03-2010

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Friday, September 3, 2010

From Twitter 09-02-2010

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

From Twitter 09-01-2010

  • 11:03:26: The sun came out so we might actually get some sweet porn shot on this little trip of ours! Yesterday was a day full of rain.
  • 13:50:53: Just shot a hot & inviting cabin-y fall-is-coming photo set & video of @DeliaTS in tights & velvety camisole dress. Now something sluttier!
  • 13:54:31: RT @seattleweekly Man Killed by Seattle Police for Not Dropping Knife Was a Carver, Deaf In One Ear, Wearing Headphones?

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