Thursday, January 31, 2008

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

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  • 08:48 Wonder if this morning rain is going to turn to snow . . . hmmmm. Doubtful. Ah well. Now to catch up on those shoots we didn't do yesterday! #
  • 10:14 Narrowing 863 pics from a new porn site down to a reasonable number for a guest gallery for my members-only area. Fun work! #
  • 11:24 Okay, I need to try to look pretty now and figure out which of my ensembles will look best and make me feel supah saxay. #
  • 12:46 The light isn't cooperating for the one space we have clean to do a shoot & I have nothing to wear outside that doesn't make me look fatso. #
  • 13:05 Postponing shooting til sun goes down when we can control the light. Switching gears to video editing and guest gallery posting. #
  • 14:10 It just took me about three minutes to figure out that it's Tuesday, NOT Wednesday. I'm SO CONFUSED. #
  • 14:14 More snow dog pics & view of the Olympics: tinyurl.com/22zazp (bigger when you click 'em) #
  • 14:56 What $472 in singles looks like: tinyurl.com/2asz4d #
  • 16:33 Editing a funny behind-the-scenes video of us riding a ferry that's since been retired because of hull corrosion. #
  • 21:13 Editing the pics of me we shot earlier, before a scrumptious dinner consumed while watching LA Ink. #
  • 22:56 Updates posted for members, pictures edited for next update, and now time to wash off my makeup (a step I too often skip). #
  • 00:22 Three of my favorite recent blog reads: tinyurl.com/2fzz6g #
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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Monday, January 28, 2008

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

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  • 08:55 Children certainly do wake up early, don't they? I hope when we have one s/he's a night person. Not betting on it though. #
  • 09:51 Spent some time at the keyboard w/nephew. SO cute; he controlled rhythm button, doing dance . . . . now stop! now dance . . . (& giggles). #
  • 11:21 Trying to get ready for a show in 90 minutes; very difficult with family in house. They know what I do, but I need them to get out SOON. #
  • 11:22 FYI: reason bedroom cams are dark is because my 1.5 yr old nephew wanted to be in there (the keyboard & running space appeal to him). #
  • 11:46 Phew! Silence in the house for a few hours 'til my shows are over. I'm putting together a new playlist now for them. #
  • 14:11 Technical probs with cam network's new broadcaster made for frustrating nonshow. Now probs w/tripod threaten next show. I must eat. #
  • 17:47 Had a very pleasant show and now the rest of our night is babysitting (which is, in many ways, bliss). Some cams down or veiled. #
  • 20:23 I have so many nice emails I need to respond to in my inbox. Just put nephew to bed; going to have a snack and hit the sack ourselves. #
  • 20:50 Blue screen of death on machine that broadcasts our housecamz and SOY bedroom cam. Resetting now. THEN eating. #
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Saturday, January 26, 2008

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  • 10:14 Okay, what are the most important things for me to do today before my sister, bro-in-law & nephew come over for the weekend? #
  • 10:49 I think it's time for breakfast, but I'm waiting for an offensive porn video to download so I can be outraged first. #
  • 11:44 Going to get some luna bars for bfast, cash a couple of checks, and pay the balance at dentist's. Sigh. #
  • 13:09 Seaweed rice cakes and bone health emergen-c for breakfast = good, but not warm enough. Need hot tea. #
  • 13:29 Tidying up the guest room (which is also our costume/prop/exploded suitcases storage room) b4 sister, bro-in-law & nephew get here. #
  • 14:23 Trying to put together boob-focused promos is actually hard for me; we take WAY more pics of my legs and butt than my boobs. #
  • 15:21 Spent awhile in our billing admin making sure thank you emails to members say the right things & um, raising prices for certain doorways. #
  • 15:46 Delia's going to have such a huge load to shoot by the time I ovulate. FYI: Lundberg koku seaweed organic rice cakes = YUMMY! #
  • 17:46 Family missed ferry they were aiming for by 10 cars; we're going to eat a little without them, now (and a little WITH when they arrive). #
  • 19:52 Family here! Some cams might go down to protect my nephew (and us) from federal persecution. #
  • 20:23 I have issues; just got really annoyed with my sister upon hearing her dumb-ass plan to go to Vegas in June for coworker's bachelorette p. #
  • 20:24 And in that other tweet? Yes, I meant persecution, but prosecution too. People think you can't have a porn site w/o losing your mind. #
  • 22:10 Giving my sister some alone time with guitar hero. #
  • 00:03 Took all of those links to my argumentative porn pricing pages I was so proud of off my join page. Tons of hits today but very few sales. #
  • 00:04 Not really sleepy yet, but tomorrow is show day AND we have company so I need to rest and reserve energy. And think positively. #
  • 01:01 Just had long venting/brainstorming session with sister about our mom's annoying behaviors. #
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Friday, January 25, 2008

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  • 10:37 Today's not nearly so bright and beautiful as it was yesterday. Moon's on the wane, now. Still, it promises to be a good day. #
  • 10:52 Going to pick out a book to begin reading & have tea & toast (and BOOOOOOK) in bed. GOOD morning! #
  • 12:55 Just ordered Pinnacle Studio Ultimate. Hope to use it to improve our video editing process & what we're able to offer (more formats, etc.). #
  • 13:43 Want to read about my transvaginal ultrasound? tinyurl.com/2z76yh #
  • 14:27 So, when you read this article doesn't it sound like Heath was found by an escort? tinyurl.com/yumzft #
  • 17:48 Back from the dentist. I look like I have bell's palsy. Tempted to shoot a jagged-mouthed photo set. #
  • 18:50 Trying to get some promo stuff done (major multitasking going on right now); annoyed by big webmaster board's INTENSE slowness. #
  • 19:16 I think my filling is not filed down enough; newly huge tooth is impacting my bite, and probably ability to chew. Ugh. #
  • 19:20 I'm being obnoxious in thread where webmaster brags about content w/girl bleeding from big cock; asking why my period pics aren't cool 2! #
  • 22:55 Just enjoyed a pleasant call with my wanker who sounded very chipper for being woken up before 6 am his time. #
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

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  • 08:21 Brrr! It's so cold & frosty! Wish we didn't have to go to Seattle today. At least we'll get to see my nephew, though. #
  • 09:53 We're off to see the wizard! The fertility wizard of oz, in the emerald city (for reals!). #
  • 15:30 Ultrasound showed both of my ovaries BURSTING with many potential eggies. Forgot to ask for pic for blog. At sister's house now. #
  • 20:37 We just got home. I'm tired, and haven't really done anything all day except ride in the car, have a wand stuck up my twat & visited. #
  • 21:23 It's time to pack it in and call this day complete, but not before some hot tea, peanut butter cups, and television! #
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

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  • 09:48 I am so SO happy the days are getting longer. It's rare you'll hear me say anything positive about morning, but morning sunshine ROCKS! #
  • 09:55 Why do my tits feel GIGANTIC? Like, they grew a cup size? According to preg tests & periods I am NOT pregnant. But my boobs are growing? #
  • 12:50 Starting work on new free video sample. Also, trying to organize old files & folders on, like, a dozen different hard drives & machines. #
  • 15:33 Posted a funny gallery for members; me, with almost 100 virtual makeovers! It's kinda sexy, actually. In a metrosexual way. #
  • 17:34 Delia made fried yam & eggs for dinner; yummy! I got the bills & checkbook caught up. Going back to work on video stuff. 1 cam may go down. #
  • 20:26 Finished my little video preview/montage. Sorry I missed debates. Going for a walk with Delia in the full moonlight. Uploading video. #
  • 20:32 Here's my new TastyTrixie porn preview video: tinyurl.com/2azqo3 (obviously NOT work safe). Feedback welcome. #
  • 22:04 Struck by painful gastrointestinal distress during moonlit walk. Forced to take a messy shit in roadside bushes. Had to throw away panties. #
  • 22:45 Charting my periods & ovulation for fertility doc appt. tomorrow: tinyurl.com/2y48bp #
  • 22:47 It sounds crazy after losing control of my bowels, but we're having chili. Doubt the doctors will appreciate me tomorrow. #
  • 22:55 Best thing about today: bro-in-law got 1st client from website I built him; she gave awesome feedback on the site. Yayayay! #
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Monday, January 21, 2008

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:23 It's showday! Going to have some breakfast then start getting ready to do my shows. #
  • 11:44 Put together a playlist for today's shows. Setting up cams. Hoping urge to poop will hit soon. What to wear? Glargh. #
  • 12:55 Almost Showtime! In a hurry -- 5 minutes to finish getting ready. #
  • 19:53 Trying on new hairstyles/colors! hairmakeover.instyle.com/ Dark ash blondes and light/medium auburns look best on me. AND bangs. #
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Saturday, January 19, 2008

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  • 09:43 I'm awake, but not fully committed to it. Dreamt about getting tattoos. The devil, a pinup and the word "defiance". #
  • 10:25 I need to get another hour or so of sleep. Have a headache and feel a little pukey. Going back to bed with a book, tea & clementines. #
  • 10:39 Ready to begin reading _The Speed of Dark_. Sounds like a Flowers for Algernon plot, though. #
  • 11:58 Started reading _The Speed of Dark_ (slightly futuristic w/autistic protag). Loving it. Keep thinking of Cherie's guess that I'm Aspie. #
  • 12:16 Made a post in my members-only masturbation log: tinyurl.com/2bjtyl #
  • 13:47 Been editing pics. Resigning myself to ramen for 1st meal of day. Headache gone (thanks tea & tylenol). Still not functioning at high level. #
  • 15:01 Listening to NPR stuff while editing pics, mostly to make sure I know how to pronounce names of certain authors. #
  • 15:58 You'd have had to be watching/listening very closely on our spycams to know I just had an orgasm. #
  • 16:36 Reeeeeeeally dragging. SHOULD drag myself to bed for a nap & be done with it, but I'm resisting. Know I'll just stay awake reading if I do. #
  • 17:59 It's dinnertime: Delia made salmon, beets, yams & onions. She didn't MAKE them in a creator-way, she cooked them, I mean. #
  • 21:42 Of course. After being sleepy all day I am now in the perfect, focused, AWAKE state to work efficiently and all night. Must adjust self. #
  • 22:12 Putting together promo galleries to unleash when I'm finished with/ready to unveil new "tour" for affiliates to push my site. #
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Friday, January 18, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 15:11 Just got home. It's cold in our house! I feel like I just got off a sailboat excursion; sort of wavy and dizzyish. #
  • 16:13 Going through friends' twitter archives 1-by-1 to see what I missed past 4 days. LOTS! I have much blogging to do. #
  • 16:15 And now to sort through 4 days of snail mail. I'm in WebWhore Headquarters, still wearing my furry-hooded coat. #
  • 17:28 What the FUCK?!? They remade A Room with a View? Jesus H. NO ONE could compare to Julian Sands or DDLewis or Rupert Graves. #
  • 17:29 Hope Delia gets home from the gym soon. We need to take some of the strain off of our neglected DVR. And eat! #
  • 19:55 I totally just feel like binging on peanut butter cups and television. #
  • 23:23 PIC tinyurl.com/3xmjbs Now that I've made this dumb post maybe I'll have clarity to blog about things that are actually interesting. #
  • 00:02 Glargh. Lost our net connection. Came back up, but now need to log in all of our cams again. Tedious. #
  • 00:06 Our SOY cams refuse to connect; they're probably doing server work, but I can't stay awake just to sit here trying to reconnect over & over. #
  • 00:13 Yay! Was just able to log SOY spycams back in so all should be back to normal (except kitchen cam; laptop not recharged yet). #
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Thursday, January 17, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:45 Getting ready for Delia's hormone doctor appointment. My fingers smell like my pussy (in a very good way, owing to fruit I ate yesterday). #
  • 09:46 Well, and also owing to the fact that my fingers have spent a lot of time fooling around down there. Fruit doesn't make them smell on own. #
  • 14:04 Going to read more of Atwood's _The Blind Assassin_ while we await the arrival of our friends, Toni & Torn of katvixen.com/ #
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:25 Woohoo! Delia got our laptop to turn on finally by removing the battery. One hotel spycam logged in. #
  • 12:14 Almost ready to shoot Delia. In a good way. #
  • 14:41 I am at the point where I am too fat to wear many of the outfits I have to shoot in. You know what that makes me want to do? EAT!!!! #
  • 18:58 Enough shooting for today; we're going to go get our Powell's on. City of books! #
  • 21:57 Travel always throws off my body's rhythym of poop. Haven't pooped all day. Bound up. Maybe that's why I feel mentally ill. #
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:15 Nightmares SUCK donkey dong. Glad to be awake because of them, even with so much packing to do. 2 me: don't forget Powell's books list! #
  • 10:11 I think dark chocolate peanut butter cups are a PERFECTLY healthy breakfast, don't you? #
  • 11:40 We're off!! 45 minutes later than the latest we wanted to leave by, but whatever -- no problem! #
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Monday, January 14, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:38 It's morning now. Thank god for the orgasm I had while dreaming. Wish it happened during a less disturbing dream scene, though. #
  • 12:17 Had some breakfast and did some inspirational reading. Getting ready to go the gym now. I *need* some exercise. #
  • 12:34 Ahhhh, I love having a perfect poop at the perfect time. Right BEFORE going to the gym, for example. Thank you, salad from last night. #
  • 14:37 We're going to have canned soup for lunch, the Campbell's chicken gumbo with the squeaky sausage slices I love so much. #
  • 16:18 Trying to resist the urge to go to sleep. Have a lot of organizing to do for our Portland trip tomorrow through Thursday. #
  • 16:54 Shutting WebWhoreHQ cam down so I can edit some video. Bought 7 packs of Newman's dark chocolate peanut butter cups. #
  • 17:35 It's no use. I need a nap or an hour with a book or something. Sounds of voices/human activity like razor blades in my brain. #
  • 18:00 Phew! Caffeine in chocolate must've kicked in so now I am able to work (editing video for members). #
  • 19:34 Just answered a bunch of questions online for fertility clinic profile. #
  • 20:40 Spent the past hour or so searching for (photo) studios to rent. It's weird how difficult it is to find good places to shoot. #
  • 00:07 Making a list of books to look for at Powell's City of Books. #
  • 00:23 Top of my Powell's list: a bunch of Japanese writers. Hoping to find more winners like Natsuo Kirino's _Out_. #
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Sunday, January 13, 2008

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  • 10:12 If Delia & I both die unexpectedly b4 I write a will, make sure no one takes my sites down. Blog entry in order. Can't believe assumptions. #
  • 12:01 Time to bathe, shave, and pick out something "sexy" to wear. Oh, and let's not forget retrieve my wand from the parlor. Need my vibe HERE. #
  • 12:21 Having all kinds of problems with Camz WME setup; maybe last week WASN'T my connection's fault after all? Not a lot of time to fuck w/this. #
  • 15:53 Would it be whining to say I feel mildly exhausted? And that I don't really want to do a show in 7 minutes? I'll fill it with closeups. #
  • 18:29 A viewer asks about my "flat" pussy: tinyurl.com/2gprfe (PIC) #
  • 18:31 Going to make some hot chocolate. Feeling even MORE exhausted than earlier. Had delish deviled eggs & salad for dinner: thanks Delia! #
  • 20:12 "Studying" one of my archived webcam shows (actual meaning: gaining narcissistic pleasure from observing myself). #
  • 20:31 I think it's time for me to give in and just go to bed and doze. We've got a busy week ahead of us; want to start it rested. #
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Saturday, January 12, 2008

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  • 09:11 It pains me that almost every morning for the past week when I've woken up our spycams on one site have disconnected overnight. Goddamn it. #
  • 09:56 Should be getting ready for a long day/night of ferry-riding and family-visiting. Leaving in 90 minutes or less . . . #
  • 21:55 Just got home. Delia banked a load. Appointment made to check my tubes & stuff for fertility issues. Need to brush teeth. Very tired. #
  • 22:41 Heading to bed with some quorn nuggets. Tomorrow is my show day. Still sorta having period, so a string & maybe some anal will be involved. #
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Friday, January 11, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:09 Hello, morning! My plan today is to reward myself for the past couple day's work with a fancy pedicure & to (mostly) stay off the computer. #
  • 11:32 Screenshot of new members area plus work-related reflections: tinyurl.com/2fefwl #
  • 12:41 Spent a half hour DDRing. Need to shower and shave lower legs for my pedicure. CAN'T WAIT! Love having my feet caressed by a chick. #
  • 13:45 Out the door to get my feet fondled. #
  • 15:17 Ahhhhhh, such a gentle, delightful pedicure I received. Now I need some lunch. #
  • 16:23 I just stalled; I think I might need a nap while Delia is getting ready for me to shoot (photograph) her. #
  • 19:16 Delia's shoot was a success, so now we're going to eat the dinner she made. #
  • 22:57 Wow. Touching the void was INTENSE. Too bad we missed that when it was in the theatre; I remember we *almost* went to see it. #
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

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  • 10:42 Good morning to you too, my red period friend. We're not pregnant. #
  • 12:04 Picking up where I left off on members-only portion of redesign. Going to hyperfocus on that as much as possible today to try to finish. #
  • 12:46 Roadblock/interruption: why are my pic archives so fucked up & out-of-order? I need to remedy that a tiny bit. Many need to be rebuilt. #
  • 13:13 Having some moderately powerful cramps right now. #
  • 13:57 Overwhelmed by mass quantities of work & details. Amazed I ever get a single fucking thing accomplished. Forced to half-ass so much. #
  • 15:04 Getting out of the house to get subs for lunch. Crampy & I have a bad attitude/low self esteem, but I *am* going to snap out of it. #
  • 16:18 Took a pause to eat and begin watching Touching the Void. I guess if they could keep climbing, I can keep designing & ignore futile feelings #
  • 20:23 Uploading/prepping to unveil new members-only area. Should be happy, but just see how. much. i have. left. to do. oh god. HEAVY blarghhzzzzz #
  • 00:26 Feeling better. I hate being a twitter grouch: the bluebird of doom. Sex and exercise would straighten me right up!! #
  • 00:32 I believe that if my porn site web design is at all reminiscent of classic automobiles, even vaguely, I have done SOMETHING right. #
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

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  • 06:21 Woke up an hour ago with tooth pain where new filling is & nightmare about it. So sleepy; can't get back to sleep. Need some toast. #
  • 10:07 Unable to regain lost sleep due to rogue smoke alarm beeping. Got up, Delia said she didn't hear anything. Transmissions to my new fillings? #
  • 13:01 Picked out & bought some sound effects for our chatroom and new navigation. I could get very carried away with sound effects . . . LOVE! #
  • 13:20 Going to get ready to take Delia to the dentist & complain about my own ill after-effects. Errands too (bank, grocery shopping, etc.). #
  • 15:49 My mom is endowed with some special quality to her voice that AMPLIFIES on the phone and PIERCES my mental marrow with the might of nails. #
  • 17:12 All I am doing right now is wishing Delia were hungry & no longer mouth-numb so we could eat some dinner. That's all. #
  • 19:06 Jesus H, Ron Paul & his type annoy me. #
  • 19:10 Hoping to unleash a members-area redesign tonight. Not sure if that's realistic, though, especially with my lack of sleep. #
  • 21:28 Tempted to post preview screenshots or link for members of redesign; going to hold out until it's done though. 14 pages & new graphics left. #
  • 21:56 I think I've officially run out of steam, yet I want to keep working. It's too inefficient though, so I'm going to bed. #
  • 23:11 I wonder if I'll have to be hospitalized for OD'ing on this video: tinyurl.com/2y64sq Can't stop watching. #
  • 23:32 Yay! Bedtime now that Delia posted video of her jacking off into a cup at the fertility center. It felt naughty shooting that . . . #
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

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Monday, January 7, 2008

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Sunday, January 6, 2008

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  • 08:58 Dreamt I was in a really bad Prince movie with ruffled skirts, terrorists, tennis, & lithium battery-based explosions. It's good 2 be awake. #
  • 09:01 Was all geared up to download some new music for shows today, but Napster doesn't seem to be cooperating. My plans: foiled again. #
  • 10:42 So if we buy a real doll at some point and also have a child, do we have to hide them from each other? #
  • 11:24 Beginning to get ready for my show(s) today; showering, shaving, and all that other bullSHit. #
  • 11:42 Our internet connection is really up/down in terms of speed today, probably because of storms. Hard to keep cams connected. Shows impacted? #
  • 12:26 SonofaBITCH. Going to try resetting machine and modem and router and see if that helps anything. Show to start in 30 minutes. Pissed off. #
  • 14:19 Ass-sucking connection so slow my show was barely visible/mostly buffering. Canceled SCC show. Cable co. doesn't answer. Going to eat. #
  • 15:53 Love for my anus-honoring doctor: tinyurl.com/26a953 #
  • 16:02 Prioritizing: shooting porn featuring Delia's ejac. in/on me somewhere, site redesign plodding, work on gallery-in-progress, & orientation. #
  • 16:36 Heating up bedroom for homemade sex pics & vid. Members can spy (but without audio bcus of bossy directions that might ruin the "magic"). #
  • 16:51 Pooping can be so fun, yet so inconveniently timed. Must go lick my butthole with a warm, wet washcloth before we shoot reverse cowgirl vid. #
  • 18:42 MMmmm. . . . hot and creamy. Looking forward to posting this video. But photos first! #
  • 20:21 From our reverse cowgirl shoot tonight: sample pics & insight - tinyurl.com/22w3tv #
  • 21:16 Shared a stretch by candlelight & XM Audio Visions. Going to store for fresh fruit bedtime snack. Just blew thick bloody booger out of nose. #
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Saturday, January 5, 2008

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  • 09:16 Awake at 9 am is much better than awake at 7 am (almost happened to me!). Rescheduling today's shows for tomorrow. I'm still sick. #
  • 10:32 Working on replying to the most pressing of my backlogged (as always) emails. Eating a luna bar and sipping on constant comment. #
  • 11:12 Couldn't resist mass quantities of lentils in creamy sauce last night, I am now on lactose-intolerant pooping bonanza. #
  • 11:57 Update on my resolutions & Obama's victory in Iowa speech: tinyurl.com/288oru #
  • 12:16 My cable internet connection seems to be really slow this morning. And last night. And this week. Glargh. #
  • 12:51 Time for lunch. Siren song of ramen is calling in her throaty, noodly, salty, msg voice. #
  • 13:25 Awesome. I have a noodle segment stuck between my distended-by-dentist gum and one of my molars. Disgusting. #
  • 14:48 I'm home and delighted with my new necklace. It was only $48 but that's still the most I've ever spent on jewelry for myself. #
  • 15:06 GEEK ALERT! WANTED: someone capable to install this for me: urltea.com/2h0z in exchange for membership to my porn site. #
  • 15:39 Posted one of my videos on our clips4sale store (pricey compared to site membership): www.clips4sale.com/studio/8131 #
  • 16:04 Heating up leftovers, checking stats, doing a bunch of weird little tasks. Going CRAZY. Teeth/gums hurting. #
  • 17:03 Logging into our chatroom & multitasking with posting some free porn (I could also call this "doing research" & serving customers). #
  • 17:05 Uh-oh -- lights just flickered. Perhaps the massive winds & storm predictions are finally going to take us down. #
  • 21:30 Relaxed myself by posting new galleries on my (unfinished) tgp: www.free-porn-trixie.com/tgp/ #
  • 22:47 Just posted a RealDoll guest gallery for members and a vlog. Am reading some of the true stories I've shared in there, too. Funny/sad stuff. #
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Friday, January 4, 2008

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  • 08:22 Up a bit earlier than I'd like to be, sucking on a cough drop. Wondering if I have it in me to be ambitious about work AND exercise. #
  • 08:45 Found some years-old pics I need for update. Did some checkbook maint. Realize I am still really very sleepy. #
  • 09:09 Reading awesome Hobo Stripper post: tinyurl.com/22pwgg #
  • 10:15 Had some bfast, did some reading & research; going to brew more tea, download pics and do some photo editing & gallery building. #
  • 10:29 Wasting time trying to download pics from camera since PC refuses to acknowledge drive as anything but an mp3 device. WASTE OF TIME. #
  • 12:21 Posted in members-only masturbation log: tinyurl.com/yunk3g #
  • 12:39 Sometimes it's really weird to google yourself. Interesting what gets reposted in a legit way and what gets stolen (like my twitter profile) #
  • 13:45 Had some lunch and now I need to bathe & get ready to go have some cavities filled. Mouth open endlessly while congested? Prospect sucks. #
  • 14:24 In my googling-self sidetrack came across this cool personal queer foot site: www.bqfp.net/bergwww/index.htm #
  • 16:45 I love to eat for comfort; after dentist appointment I am sorely in need of comfort, but am too numb to eat. I'd gnash my teeth BUT . . . #
  • 18:37 Obama???!!!????!!!! Excitamente! Going to have dinner now. Glad Delia keeps up on THE NEWS. #
  • 20:43 We're both feeling very emotional after watching coverage of the Iowa caucus. Go www.barackobama.com/ !!!!!! #
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Thursday, January 3, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:32 I think I'm awake too early. Back of my throat tastes like hard green snot, ears plugged up & my lips are chapped. NASTY. #
  • 08:43 I have so many very important things to do today, like changing the toilet paper roll and trying to make my first million. #
  • 13:35 Did half-assed pussy-shave job. In the middle of doing a cute little photo shoot in every day clothes; just realized some spycams are down. #
  • 13:42 Glittery underwear is cute 'n all, but it's not good to have little metal flakes in your folds and vag. Just had to wipe myself off. #
  • 13:49 Getting ready to go to the bank then out of town for Delia's laser hair removal treatment. #
  • 13:57 I am going to have one unhappy crack once this razor trauma rears its ugly head. And I have a dentist appointment on top of it tomorrow! #
  • 20:52 Just got home; going to slip some fresh new pillows into cases and settle into bed for the night. #
  • 21:22 Delia's site has almost 3 times as many members as mine. My now almost whiskerless biscuit is itchy. Time for Gossip Girl, etc. #
  • 22:54 Goddamned DVR didn't properly record Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl, LOST . . . how will we survive? Going to cry myself to sleep. #
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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:51 Prepping to have some tea, gaze at the mountains, and do some inspirational reading. #
  • 10:45 Doing some clean-up around the house. Washing sheets & pillowcases. Because it's nice to start out the year with fresh flannels. #
  • 11:16 Buying light bulbs can be hard when it's for lighting sets and you don't have a clue about which bulbs are right. #
  • 11:42 I *love* the xm bluegrass station. I'm hungry. #
  • 12:02 Trying to figure out & make reservations for shooting in Portland & Delia's endocrinologist appt. & visiting friends; overwhelmed. #
  • 12:44 It's official: I need to get OUT of the house, like, RIGHT NOW. Going to be naughty & eat out for lunch. #
  • 12:45 Oh, and we need to buy calendars, too. #
  • 15:37 New HP calendar procured & hung. Putting together "costumes" for upcoming shoots & figuring out what we need to buy to go with them. #
  • 16:02 It's very unfortunate, how easy it is to spend all day doing things that don't directly make me any money. Cleaning bedroom now. #
  • 21:27 Of great interest to webwhores & chick pornographers: deleted scenes from 2nd episode of Heroes. Can't wait to see how that hero "develops". #
  • 21:28 Just took a hot, steamy shower; I smell delicious, but look something the cat drug in and then managed to electrocute & saute in oil. #
  • 22:45 Uploading four behind-the-scenes videos for members, writing intro text to go with them, etc. Hot rollering hair for members' vlog. #
  • 23:28 A couple more of my New Year resolutions: tinyurl.com/2delnk #
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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 06:44 I don't feel THAT sick, but it's just bad enough I can't stay asleep. Heating up lemony chicken broth, stretching, then watching Bogart. #
  • 11:28 Working on a somewhat bizarre members-only update: a bunch of numbers & dollars signs instead of pussy, but more private than my cunt. #
  • 12:34 Going to have a private moment off-cam with my hitachi magic wand & some hard copy porn. #
  • 13:25 Having tedious retardulent design challenges. Wish I could just hire someone to DO IT FOR ME. #
  • 13:57 Design frustration solved. Going to do some exercise now in our sun-warmed parlor. #
  • 16:34 Applauding Mistress Matisse's decision to remove comments from her blog: tinyurl.com/yojx4d Getting ready for dinner here. #
  • 17:13 Eating boil-in-bag Indian food and FINALLY beginning to watch Heroes from its genesis. #
  • 19:26 After watching first Heroes episode: now we know what all the fuss is about -- wow! Going to take a bath. #
  • 19:27 On phone with wanker. He's giggling & embarrassed. Going to take him into the bathtub with me. He's saying, "oh God" right now. #
  • 21:57 Not feeling so great. Having a hard time breathing in more of an allergy/asthma way than congested. It's not bad, just sorta tiring. #
  • 23:34 Sweet read from Heather: "abortion freaking rocks": tinyurl.com/2ztyml #
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