Saturday, April 30, 2011

From Twitter 04-29-2011

  • 09:21:30: Going to have a morning stretch & hope that an instantly DOABLE but pretty May Day shoot idea/plan strikes me. Grand ideas not manageable.
  • 09:22:46: Note: this is not a call out for shoot ideas which requires a knowledge of our resources on hand. Plenty of IDEAS here, just none doable.
  • 10:53:22: Great. Bad attitude strikes w/tears in my eyes; I can't possibly pull off something special for my site anniversary after much agonizing.
  • 10:54:40: This would all be so much easier if we had some reliable everhard trustworthy semi-attractive boy toys to shoot with.
  • 10:58:18: You guys have no idea how much whining & crying @DeliaTS puts up with from me. Why can't I fucking suck it up?
  • 15:31:28: Took an ativan to settle my bitch ass down, but now I just want to sink into a deep pillowy sleep with white satin & eighties hair.

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Friday, April 29, 2011

From Twitter 04-28-2011

  • 10:05:18: Yum - love the feeling of a fresh pair of contacts in my eyes. Doing housework now; not quite so "yum".
  • 10:37:43: With my big time astigmatism and eyes still changing I have no interest in lasik, @myredbook - I think I'd still have to wear lenses.
  • 10:40:33: I feel so old! @DeliaTS is paying for us to have yard work guys. This fellow is an adult, but younger than we are. I have food on my shirt.
  • 10:53:08: Trying not to stare (on accident!!!!) at him out the window while he's working. Trying to leave boy in peace. I'm wearing old lady sweats.
  • 11:57:01: LOL @pg240 - I think I only said "on accident" BY accident! And "on accident" might be backwoods, not generational. ;)
  • 12:38:40: Weird! The yard guy left without getting his money . . .
  • 16:23:27: RT @DeliaTS: Slipped on some black nylons and a six strap garter belt for my webcam shows on @streamate -

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

From Twitter 04-26-2011

  • 09:37:10: Good news: I weaned myself off my hot water bottle (til next winter?). Bad: woke up with a headache & feel like puking.
  • 12:02:46: I guess I just can't think of anything more fulfilling in life than photoshopping a long blonde hair off of a brown sock.
  • 15:18:00: Yay! I'm done with the bills and am not going to *worry* about money again until around this time next week.Thankful for @DeliaTS hard work.
  • 15:44:20: I just posted 189 pictures of me in see-through polka dot bikini panties!
  • 15:51:36: Nice! @DeliaTS green & purple outfit is not as crazy as it sounds; look at her live!
  • 21:03:54: I love it when people tell me what their favorite pictures are in my galleries. Thank you much to those of you who do that sometimes!
  • 21:04:46: Not that I would ever want anyone to feel obligated to do that. I just want people to know how helpful and nice and huglike it is!

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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

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Monday, April 25, 2011

From Twitter 04-24-2011

  • 08:13:51: I think Easter is a great day to start my period! Brewing tea & getting ready to get back into bed to nurse my cramps.
  • 09:28:45: Fewer Jesuit priests (who have done so much radical work): so sad yet so hopeful: via @washingtonpost
  • 10:46:44: Doing housework while getting Easter-themed show archives encoded & ready to upload 4 members. In panic over lost sock despite best efforts.
  • 10:47:06: RT @celery66: @tastytrixie - Glad to see E. B. out & around, and not outsourcing duties to raccoons or other s ...
  • 13:30:20: Sigh. Sometimes privately rolling my eyes at people just doesn't seem to be enough.
  • 14:55:15: Just posted Easter-themed webcam show footage & a few words on my practical "faith":
  • 15:45:14: On calendar for next Easter: stay away from the motherfucking internet & people shitting on it with their oversimplifications & soundbytes.
  • 20:17:37: Can't decide whether or not to travel out of state for cousin's memorial service. Editing pictures. Listening to Dead Can Dance.

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

From Twitter 04-23-2011

  • 10:00:51: Our cousin died last night. Colon cancer. I kind of wish I didn't have shows & chat scheduled today, but don't want to cancel them.
  • 21:31:44: We saw the Easter bunny on our walk tonight!

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Saturday, April 23, 2011

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Friday, April 22, 2011

From Twitter 04-21-2011

  • 10:04:23: 4 of 5 stars to Sing the Light by Louise Marley
  • 19:56:50: My hot water bottle split on the seam so my side of the bed is drenched. Going back to the cabin for a shower. Might stay the night there.
  • 21:20:35: My lips are chapped and bleeding. It tastes delicious.
  • 22:28:32: I don't want to sleep on a wet mattress, but I also can't stand the thought of being away from @DeliaTS tonight (or most nights).

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

From Twitter 04-20-2011

  • 18:25:47: Some rich asshole's alarm is going off on his stupid Mercedes on the ferry with the tight squeeze. I want to shit all over it and slap him.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

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Monday, April 18, 2011

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

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Saturday, April 16, 2011

From Twitter 04-15-2011

  • 08:47:28: Hope that a) it stays cloudy/overcast but b) does not rain for ease in softcore picture-taking. And c) girl in big house stays at work.
  • 14:13:02: 3 of 5 stars to From Fatigued to Fantastic! by Jacob Teitelbaum
  • 15:28:35: I'm so dysfunctional I just made us a safe word (LIGHTNING) that means "I CAN'T MAKE EYE CONTACT W/YOU NOW PLEASE GO AWAY REALLY FAST!"
  • 20:19:55: So glad @DeliaTS was in the mood for nice drive, cheeseburgers & fries. Now putting on cozy clothes to continue working on pics for members.
  • 21:06:30: Oh my! My girlfriend @DeliaTS looks so fucking hot on cam right now!
  • 21:11:18: Nope . . . no lightroom, just photoshop, @chrisorourke Do you ask because you keep seeing me tilting my head? LOL.
  • 21:11:52: LMAO - RT @greenguy89 @DeliaTS You're such a dirty slkut! :)
  • 23:14:21: I posted a new gallery for members! I also wrote a blog entry with lots of sample pics but I'm sitting on it because maybe it sounds cranky.
  • 23:27:46: Oops . . . I failed to remark on my ten year blog anniversary on March 9th. I'm not good at paying attention to those things.
  • 23:29:01: Maybe, but you've been AWESOME at camming, @DeliaTS !

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Friday, April 15, 2011

From Twitter 04-14-2011

  • 13:18:16: Feeling pukey but good after only 15 minutes of Jillian Michaels Last Chance Workout. Love her and the chubby eye candy in it.
  • 18:09:53: Ppl need to disclose stock photo use! That's One Delicious (Dairy) Sundae You're Seeing In That (Vegan) Magazine:
  • 21:53:24: Spilled enchilada soup down my front & all over the bed, then connection got interrupted while trying to watch Arrested Development.
  • 21:53:57: Then ran out of characters to whine "why me, God, why ME?!?" Life is tough, eh? Haha.

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

From Twitter 04-13-2011

  • 08:52:41: New rule I need to remind myself of over & over: if I'm going to waste time, make sure I waste time doing something I *really* WANT to do.
  • 10:15:21: I'm #reading Sing the Light by Louise Marley
  • 10:32:41: My Tuesday afternoon bill-paying routine has moved to Wednesday morning. Sometimes I like to have routines. Like now.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

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Monday, April 11, 2011

From Twitter 04-10-2011

  • 09:17:38: I just made short poop-oriented blog entry:
  • 09:22:12: Friends: can you delete tweets & posts telling people how to look up our personal info? It's really counterproductive telling fans about it.
  • 11:53:53: Weirded out by sudden smell of hot chlorinated water or melting plastic filling cabin loft.
  • 13:23:13: It is amazing how a good night of sleep and stepping miles away from computers can REVIVE and inspire me!
  • 13:25:50: LOL @reynashouse - it DID smell like a hot melting vibrator, but haven't used one today!
  • 22:44:10: Just got home from a special GLBT potluck. My chinese chicken cabbage salad was devoured! I'm positively giddy with success . . .

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Sunday, April 10, 2011

From Twitter 04-09-2011

  • 14:40:40: CLUE: notice how the majority of people writing about the malicious privacy leaks are NOT THE PEOPLE VIOLATED BY IT???
  • 22:44:38: Such fun, sleepy Saturday night cuddling! (watching Moonraker via @gomiso)

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Saturday, April 9, 2011

From Twitter 04-08-2011

  • 06:44:20: RT @amberlily: - Good Morning, Happy Friday Dance!
  • 06:50:02: RT @audaciaray: Why don't police care when sex workers disappear? great piece in NY Times (w/ nice Red Umbrella Project shoutout) http:/ ...
  • 11:47:36: We have SHOWS today & Saturday, 4 pacific/7 eastern for me & 5 pacific/8 eastern for @DeliaTS !
  • 13:57:18: Fuck the Republicans, for this & so much more: (link via @polybi2 ): House votes to repeal regs on Internet access
  • 18:51:00: Having some food & body image & allergy issues today. Going to engage in mini-binge in bed. Not proud of it & know it's counter-productive.
  • 19:02:42: Basically I need to spend more time with the real beauty of regular people my age & older in real life, less looking at sexy photos online.
  • 19:03:44: Oooh, I'm excited to see Hannah - thanks for the twitter review, @sashayman !
  • 23:45:33: Looking hot as always! Hugs to you, @christianxxx1 from @DeliaTS & I.

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Friday, April 8, 2011

From Twitter 04-07-2011

  • 11:40:45: Where is the search feature on , @AmazonKindle? Or do you not have one? Google not helping either. Frustrating.
  • 19:59:01: It turns out smoking a corncob pipe isn't as easy as it looks!
  • 20:03:46: I'm totally not joking here; had an overwhelming desire to smell juicy pipe tobacco so went out & bought some. The ritual appeals, too.

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Thursday, April 7, 2011

From Twitter 04-06-2011

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

From Twitter 04-05-2011

  • 09:04:31: Would people think it's weird if I started wearing blue coveralls everywhere, every day? Because I'm tempted. I truly am.
  • 13:43:53: Little blossoms offering of today.
  • 14:37:46: Unbelievable. These are the days when I actually do regret doing porn. Feel like changing our names & hiding in a bunker in the hills.
  • 16:05:44: Yum! @DeliaTS is looking very juicy on cam in white fishnets & plaid schoolgirl skirt:

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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

From Twitter 04-04-2011

  • 13:56:26: Just home from a long walk in the drizzly rain. Love that. First exercise I've gotten in too long; I failed at my five days in a row thing.
  • 17:48:47: Odd: I've had wet socks on since my walk and not only are they not bothering me, but it actually feels good. Cozy in a fresh, warm damp way.

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Monday, April 4, 2011

From Twitter 04-03-2011

  • 01:13:23: I don't know where people are getting idea that 2257 automatically makes porn performers' id's & personal info googleable. It does not.
  • 01:14:50: Yes, 2257 makes us more vulnerable to our privacy being compromised but you can comply with 2257 without making that info available online.
  • 07:21:01: @GOtrixieracerGO Didn't see you there (my follow notifications don't come through to my email so I never know 'til someone @s me) - hi!
  • 07:21:48: Oh the birds wake Trixie up so early when she doesn't wear her earplugs and make her tweet in third person like a weirdo.
  • 07:24:28: @reptilegrrl The place of biz/custodian of records thing is trickier but the goons said you could put a lawyer's address instead of home.
  • 10:23:50: At the cabin right now, loving life, trusting my happiness, untethered from fear and urgency. Surrounded by books, birds, beauty & comfort.
  • 10:41:59: Lately all roads lead to Whitman. Walt, mostly. Via Stoker, Wilde, Miller, and other related scribblers & admirers.
  • 11:48:53: Just watched porn vids on my still-new smartphone for the 1st time & came thrice. Gay daddy bj's & self-sucking WIN!
  • 15:42:10: Hate to admit I came to a free tube site from googling "gay daddy blowjob" followed by "self suck", @LadyErisiana .
  • 15:46:37: My partner IS a tranny (, @moktal - beware your own face, dipshit. Also? You don't understand the self-sucking concept.
  • 15:49:28: So you're saying you're NOT turned on by self-suckers @AaliyahLove69 ? I can't imagine! It gets me every time (unless the guy's too skinny).
  • 15:54:50: My phone is an HTC Inspire, @SugaKaneSteve - 8 megapixel camera, android OS (so I can enjoy flash, particularly live cams), etc. It's great!
  • 16:53:01: "Beware the faces" of trannies wasn't an insult, @moktal ? Don't tell me to "chill". Apologize! Sorry to be harsh, but listen to yourself!
  • 17:24:36: Oh god come on FOX13 News; I'm a Pierce County gal & I want to know the NAMES of those folks shot in Roy! I mighta fucked one of them dudes!
  • 20:03:08: Had a long and lovely phone talk with @AmberLily - thanks for calling and pepping me up!

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Sunday, April 3, 2011

From Twitter 04-02-2011

  • 08:00:04: For the record: I woke up at 7:30ish. I'd say "on a Saturday!", but weekends have no meaning for us except that more people are around.
  • 08:01:17: As long as there are no poop stains or gridmarks on them, nobody will look at the curtains, @savmedoc - but if there are? The eyes will see!
  • 20:59:47: There's a saying I can't get out of my head: "half measures availed us nothing." Sigh. I need to make some decisions.

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Saturday, April 2, 2011

From Twitter 04-01-2011

  • 08:20:44: Forgot to mention: last night I posted a couple of show archives/videos for members. About 90 minutes of teasing & paralyzed self-pleasing!
  • 13:32:22: I love worms and birds and the rain. And birds and worms IN the rain.
  • 15:19:51: For once I'm ironing curtains before hanging them so they won't look stupid and fold-line-y in photo shoots.
  • 15:56:32: Right now I hope the people or person committing hate crimes against tens of thousands of porn performers is fucking HUNG. That's all.

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Friday, April 1, 2011

From Twitter 03-31-2011

  • 09:12:54: Dreamt Entourage's Turtle was a porn webmaster I was going to fuck; I was totally excited about it but it took too long to happen so didn't.
  • 10:13:20: Searching all over for the netflix disc I was supposed to put in the mailbox but didn't yet & have somehow lost/misplaced.
  • 10:25:43: I think I have the worst short term memory (well, and long term too) of anybody I know. Recently found out cortisol fucks your memory center
  • 23:16:30: Able to go to bed feeling better than I would've about my undone stuff today had I not gotten email; at least 1 member still loves me.
  • 23:19:17: Ladies: are any of you allergic to hormonal birth control? Like, breaking out in rashes kind of allergic?
  • 23:30:47: I loathe trending hashtags. #noonecares what you think #noonecares about. Some people actually DO care. Thank lord fuck almighty for them.

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