Monday, June 29, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 19:08 How to kill your career as a hot musician: marry someone who frequently drags you along to eat dinner with Jennifer Aniston & pals. #
  • 19:40 Got not-so-great Mongolian grill for dinner. Bought stamps & a magazine & came home & made yet another twitter account: @TrixieRadio #
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Sunday, June 28, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:59 I believe I need a little more sleep before doing my show & members-only chat this afternoon . . . #
  • 12:13 Goofy pics of me & @DeliaTS dancing in the kitchen and tech rants: is.gd/1gd47 #
  • 12:45 Getting ready for my webcam show in 15 minutes. Members go here: tinyurl.com/ourcamshows then to Rude from there. #
  • 14:02 Nice! I had a huge orgasm during that show AND a few people who were nice enough to tip me which is always encouraging/a turn-on. #
  • 19:18 Someone I had 25% of a MMF threesome with many years ago is asking me for tips on making homemade porn with his GF or help filming it. #
  • 19:36 @StripperTweets That's because he abandoned the threesome before it really got naked. More like a threeway makeout session. #
  • 19:40 I wonder if Oprah has ever done an episode about how "psychic hotlines destroyed our family". Because the woman was calling all the time. #
  • 19:48 I am constantly tempted to record a YouTube video in which I perform "Wham Rap". #
  • 22:08 Ever noticed that people who've been brainwashed (for better or worse) are often more articulate/have bigger vocabs than average folk? #
  • 22:11 I wish I could buy a "grow mildly painful and oddly delicious crust on skin" kit so I'd have more stuff to pick off me. Don't say "glue"! #
  • 00:11 Just watched "Factory Girl". My face is a little tearstained now. #
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Saturday, June 27, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:59 This morning was a vast improvement over last night. Until we lost our main internet connection. Cust svc line says "all circuits are busy." #
  • 11:57 @heathercorinna OT morning laugh = me trying to search for "nazi" but with fingers on wrong keys, typed "mazo". Anyhoo, Mengele now found. #
  • 11:58 RT @spyonus: Yay! our cable internet connection is back up so we're logging in all of the disconnected spycams now. Carry on . . . #
  • 14:51 RT @spyonus: Logging in Parlour cam on SOY for exercise soon; first @TastyTrixie does cardio & stretching, then @DeliaTS. #
  • 16:42 You'd be amazed at the effect of Vitamin B12 on my asshole & poop-functions. Thank B-Jeezus! B vitamin shots are like MAGIC! #
  • 21:08 Show's over! Loved it, but it's time to put my frumpy nightclothes back on. #
  • 22:35 Been working on the design for deliats.com, uploading the gallery & zip file for our self-shot set together, etc. Time for grub now. #
  • 00:12 Sweet Jesus; I never gave a thought to how hard this might be for Elvis' daughter: RT @IzzyCharm: blogs.myspace.com/lisamariepresley #
  • 01:03 @msnaughty Yeah, I was too lazy/hate myspace too much to verify it was the real deal. So I totally assumed it is & cried! #
  • 01:06 Just surprised my "boyfriend" with a phone call. #
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Friday, June 26, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:38 Fascinated by the way my arm, neck & shoulder muscles hurt when I trip but don't fall down. Balance is such a challenge for my body. #
  • 12:56 DORKY PICS: just a couple from our first remote control test: bit.ly/QZDM9 #
  • 14:30 Just called to beg my sister to bring out our nephews for a visit; haven't seen them since the new one was born. #
  • 14:32 WTF? First Farrah dies & now Michael Jackson has a heart attack? This is sad . . . #
  • 14:54 Our power just went out. No wind, middle of summer . . . Cams will be back when everything comes back on. #
  • 15:40 Yeesh! I guess we *do* have some wind going on out there; hope the power stays up. Logging all our cams back in. #
  • 18:38 Awesome = a nephew who's old enough (just turned three) to talk on the phone and say "I love you" to both of his aunties: me & @DeliaTS. #
  • 18:46 RT @DeliaTS: twitpic.com/8f9pz - A sample pic from my last gallery. It's rated ARRRRRRRR ;-) #
  • 20:54 Settling in to make a backup of my Most Important Hard Drive that's been rattling around too much for comfort lately. #
  • 21:19 Fucking yuckface. Getting blue screens of death upon/since trying to install backup software. This is really perfect. #
  • 21:21 Like, my main machine won't stay alive for more than 15 seconds now. Could NOT be worse timing. No clue what to do. #
  • 21:33 Sending myself a message on how to fix this piece of crap: tinyurl.com/FUdell Good thing we have 500 computers at our house. #
  • 21:57 Members: my computer problem could put a major crimp in update & show plans tomorrow. Hope to get everything fixed soon. Not looking good. #
  • 22:08 One more try & then I'm going to bed to resume in the AM. WebWhoreHQ cam on SOY will be down until machine's fixed. #
  • 22:27 Never fear; prob partially solved. Ironically, part of the prob was the drive backup software. Snort. FYI @striptaculous that didn't work. #
  • 23:07 Trying to think of something entertaining to say after all my whining. Failing. I *did* just put lotion on my naked body on our spycams tho. #
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:34 Had a nightmare that I had breast cancer in my left boob which has been giving me pains. I was fairly chill about it, though. #
  • 09:38 SOY took a dive during the night & Hcamz was still down when we went to sleep, so we JUST those spycams reconnected. Time now for breakfast. #
  • 11:29 I'm acting like a total asshole to @DeliaTS because she's been saving what were SUPPOSED to be our best quality videos the wrong way. #
  • 11:33 I simultaneously feel like a monstrous jerk & totally justified in being 1. After all, I'd be even harsher on myself if I'd fucked that up. #
  • 11:51 If I see another stupid headline about a politician apologizing for his stupid affair that's nobody's business I'm going to barf. NOT NEWS! #
  • 12:01 @wonderingsub I guess the 1 good reason for it is to point out the hypocrisy of those who blame gay marriage for destroying the institution. #
  • 12:05 LMAO @ this idiotic comment from a minister about praying for Sanford: is.gd/1ceSC It's called having a dick, not politics. #
  • 12:10 Maybe my real complaint is that the media reports the wrong thing; headlines should read "Another judgmental asshole exposed as hypocrite". #
  • 13:51 @amberlily Oh no -- that's massively shitty news. Sorry to hear that. Hope you're able to get some quality cat & mourning time in. #
  • 14:51 Stupid Qwest/phone co. has been doublebilling me since they fucked up in Feb & had the balls to send me to collections for not paying twice. #
  • 14:52 Just sent letters to them via certified mail. There were half a dozen f-bombs in it, but I deleted them before I pressed print. Grrr. #
  • 15:07 @TalkToQwest In 140 char.s or less? No. I don't think there's anything you can help me with if hours on phone with your reps didn't help. #
  • 19:48 Getting into the bath to get ready to self-shoot stuff of @DeliaTS & I together. Going to shave snatch for this one. #
  • 23:32 I should've turned the audio off the spycams to keep our self-shot scene totally private; that was hard. Video only is (relatively) easier. #
  • 00:35 Just established that while @DeliaTS has had some "dark meat", I've had more "dark meat" than she has. See how offensive I can be? DARKMEAT! #
  • 00:39 @JaneBurgess Hope you feel better; amazingly my back & neck felt *better* tonight after shooting rather than worse; unusual, but nice. #
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:07 Lovely -- I slept so much better last night after a sweet fuck with @DeliaTS. I like booooooooooobs. #
  • 11:41 "Nature's Credit Card" (blog entry in which I consider performing sex acts to obtain money for gambling): is.gd/1aGDC #
  • 12:58 Just ordered a few days on the Sex Blogger Calendar: www.wakingvixen.com/store/ #
  • 15:35 Going to play with our new/1st camera remote. This is a "dry" run, literally for learning purposes. Not getting sexed up for it. #
  • 15:48 @AaliyahLove69 Ours is a Nikon D300. Hoping I can connect it to the laptop too to use as a monitor to compose ourselves, too. #
  • 16:02 I really want this 8" monitor for shooting: www.ikancorp.com/pages/monitors/V8000hdmi/index.htm #
  • 21:55 YUM - @DeliaTS picked up some delicious cherries & made fish tacos with heirloom tomatoes, avocado, cilantro, onions & cabbage. #
  • 22:07 Did our trial run with the remote. Couldn't get the D300 to do a live view on the laptop without buying $160 software from Nikon, though. #
  • 22:31 Lame "fan"mail of the day: "I have something serious & important to tell you . . . please I think we can make it together." #
  • 22:35 Awesome message of the day: "i remember watching your webcam almost ten years ago when i was in college." #
  • 23:28 Been figuring out the live broadcast mode for trixieradio.com but with all our webcams broadcasting it's choppy. #
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:25 Spending my morning being afraid that I have MS. Wondering if it's worth the expense of going through diagnostic process. #
  • 12:32 @wonderingsub I can't explain why I'm worried about MS in 140 characters or less. #
  • 13:09 Woot! Our new camera remote came. @DeliaTS is going to experiment with it while I go out & get brain supplements (B vitamin shot, etc.). #
  • 20:30 Gooey Glasses Porn / cam caps from my "Interview with a Nerd" video: bit.ly/tQhsr #
  • 20:47 Will cute nerdiness never cease? Check out @AmberLily's nostalgic take on Archie & Veronica's comic book engagement: is.gd/19NqR #
  • 20:49 And now for some more of the delicious lentil soup @DeliaTS concocted. #
  • 21:15 VERY excited to dig into the Twin Peaks Gold dvd set a member sent me . . . VERY VERY. #
  • 21:19 Last night I had a dream about a big raven. I don't remember the details, but it was big. And black. And I loved it. #
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Monday, June 22, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:20 Happy solstice &/or Father's day! Now WHY AM I AWAKE this early? Oh yeah, the sun comes up so early our dog thinks it's time to get up at 6. #
  • 10:52 @twitter Could you unsuspend @bloodytrixie please? Pretty please? #
  • 10:58 Updating our clips4sale store which I've stupidly let languish: clips4sale.com/studio/8131 #
  • 17:26 Why do some people pronounce "drawing", "DRAWLING"? People who have no discernible accent otherwise? #
  • 20:29 Had to get out of the house. Spent an hour wandering around the casino playing pennies during @DeliaTS meeting. I smell stinky & I like it! #
  • 21:30 Sweet JESUS, fingerbang me! JohnnyDepp & Christian Bale: ultimate threesome. Can't wait for that Dillinger flick. #
  • 00:49 Just got home from seeing Star Trek -- fucking phenomenal AND nothing could have been more perfect on Father's Day. #
  • 01:05 @SpacedRant We *love* Zack G. & Mike T. but nope, haven't seen Hangover. Star Trek is the 1st movie we've seen out in at least 3 months. #
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Sunday, June 21, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:14 I figured out what my problem's been lately: I tried a new thyroid stimulating supplement & wasn't taking enough of it. Back on iodine now. #
  • 10:31 @sissydollyanne Iodine (+ other stuff) worked great but "Thyrostim" requires taking more than I was popping past few weeks. All OTC. #
  • 13:47 I just posted a new PH gallery & silly video for our members and @DeliaTS is about to upload video for members for tonight, too. #
  • 14:08 Taking a break from the computer for lunch & a shower. Will try very hard to stay awake / not to nap. Hard time sleeping last night. #
  • 14:09 I have no idea what all this #openvideo stuff is that ppl are tweeting about, but it's all true. #
  • 16:31 I just posted a little something on the Trixie's Houseboy blog (yes, in dire need of a makeover): is.gd/17HRV #
  • 21:23 I shouldn't have looked at this before bed: Grrr... RT @swopusa: From Ontario, Canada: Yes, but are hookers REAL Women? bit.ly/TuXX6 #
  • 23:02 Ohhhh . . . YEAH! Great movie, "Hard Eight", hidden for $9.99 at the store. Lovely surprise gift for ourselves tonight. #
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Saturday, June 20, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 13:17 Thanks, monitor stand for breaking like the cheap plastic piece of crap you R. How the fuck am I supposed to work now? Duct tape it to wall? #
  • 13:46 If it weren't for @DeliaTS I would probably check myself into a psychiatric facility. My coping skills are in the toilet. It's unattractive. #
  • 13:47 The good news is @DeliaTS patiently jerryrigged the broken monitor stand to give it new life & usability AND the angle's better than before. #
  • 14:54 New blog links post with pics to three of my "special ladies" (to be said with a Conesy accent): is.gd/16Fgp #
  • 20:29 Attempting to edit down some embarrassing video into something reasonably short & entertaining without being humiliating. #
  • 21:20 *Some* people will think this lo-fi video is worth the work I put into it . . . have to put finishing touches on it tomorrow, though. #
  • 21:24 Phew! Finally had a good day of sales -- THERE IS HOPE! Thank you, members, for supporting our work. #
  • 22:59 Going to try a new work schedule tomorrow. Always trying to find a balance between efficient structure & chaotic freedom. #
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Friday, June 19, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:01 Thanks, brain, for that really stimulating dream about water filtration systems. *rolls eyes*. #
  • 14:57 Pretty annoyed with all the daddy-themed shopping spam I'm getting for Father's Day. Those emails are so not delivering. #
  • 15:50 Contracted another computer virus. My patience is wearing thin. I know, it was already like a sheet of phyllo dough, but yeah. #
  • 17:30 Just had a nice conversation with @AmberLily. Hmmmm, is it weird that my fingers smell like pussy after just TALKING on the phone w/her? #
  • 18:33 How long do I have to chant, "PEANUT BUTTER ZIG-ZAG! PEANUT BUTTER ZIG-ZAG!!" before @DeliaTS goes & gets us some ice cream? #
  • 18:46 Dear highway robbers Chase bank: stick your fucking contests up your ass & just cash our fucking checks. Your holds are UNJUSTIFIABLE. #
  • 20:53 Someone please tell my brainz that my left eye socket is not a door through which it should attempt to exit. #
  • 22:33 I know I suck for never doing follow friday and all of that. But here's a tip: FOLLOW @StripperTweets #
  • 22:37 Blogger is cockblocking the hot blog post I was about to write. Feck it. I need to try to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight. #
  • 23:34 The way I'm feeling lately/right now reminds me of a domain I bought but haven't developed yet: WatchMeGrowOld.com #
  • 23:45 Laughing at @rollertrain's response to someone looking for "business partners": rollertrain.tumblr.com/post/122408860 #
  • 23:53 I ran out of acidophilus pearls and have been eating soy products. As a result, you can hear me farting 24/7 on our spycams. I'm ON FIRE! #
  • 00:43 It's so not awesome how I only begin to function halfway-normally at 9 or 10 pm. I'm flubbing up on all of my dreams & ambitions. #
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Thursday, June 18, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 14:15 If anyone is holding a contest for the World's Noisiest Fly, I've got a serious contender - nay, the WINNER - buzzing around in my office. #
  • 15:35 Finally buying (aka charging) a remote control for our camera so @DeliaTS & I can take pictures of us TOGETHER. #
  • 18:20 Sigh. Got sucked into feeling a little sorry for ourselves by a fucking HALLMARK movie about an infertile couple. Opened still-gooey wounds. #
  • 20:08 Jesus fucking Christ. My stepbrother is concerned about his 7 yr old learning too much about life if she meets @DeliaTS & I. Grow up, bro. #
  • 20:09 What he's really afraid of is that he won't be able to reconcile his own fucking right-wing anti-gay bullshit with having queer family. #
  • 20:18 @thattoychick Thanks -- she is actually not my hubby though (we're not married yet) & now that she ID's as a transwoman, isn't "he". ;) #
  • 22:44 Me, complaining about having to come out to conservative friends & family: is.gd/153fY Feels neverending & tiring. #
  • 23:03 I feel emotionally much better after posting that . . . & clearer in my head than any of the incoherent things I said. #
  • 02:01 I needed some caffeine to fend off the headache I got after giving myself some massage (literally massaging mySELF; no, not a euphemism). #
  • 02:09 @UndressJess Not jealous of your machine probs but I'm *so* jealous that you can do Taco Bell therapy; we're 75 miles from closest. #
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 15:32 Wow! Who knew the Hitachi Magic Wand is actually good for use as a back massager? I mean, I *knew* it, but somehow forgot to apply. #
  • 16:38 I'm having a major OCD problem with a scab on the back of my head that I can't leave alone. Just want to be alone with my scab. #
  • 21:00 Just got off the phone with the strikingly gorgeous & wonderful sequoiaredd.com/ #
  • 23:18 Is it inappropriate for me to comment on facebook pic of my classmates in 3rd grade, "aw - that cute little boy grew up to give me crabs!"? #
  • 23:19 @evilchris I love scalp-scab-eating but with all these spycams staring at me I try to restrain myself. Otherwise I'd TAKE that dare! #
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:30 It's so "funny" how outspoken people are against porn & its ill effects & shutting it down, but SPORTS? Ah, what's a little riot now & then? #
  • 11:37 I also "love" how no one acknowledges it's men/boys doing the rioting. How often do you see a chick smashing out a patrol car windshield? #
  • 14:17 Getting ready to take a spontaneous day trip to do some shooting outside somewhere. Totally unprepared, but want to GO. #
  • 15:05 How come it's so late? Oh yeah . . . because I stayed up til 4 am, slept til 11, and read a book. #
  • 15:27 As usual, I'm turning a fun idea into a stressful, anxiety-riddled doomed-to-failure excursion. It's going to suck! It's too late! We can't! #
  • 17:15 I wouldn't be so worried that these bones in the woods might be human except that they're next to garbage bags & a bloody bedsheet. #
  • 20:06 No worries; @DeliaTS found the skull & it was just a deer. We're home now & I'm ready for dinner. #
  • 00:15 Browsing the amazing www.jordanrudess.com (Dream Theater keyboard player). #
  • 00:22 @robgokeemusic Sad to say, I've never really listened to them; crazy, eh? Anyhoo, just added a Moog Little Phatty to my wishlist. #
  • 00:50 I lit a candle, put on some Explosions in the Sky, and I have heartburn. Need to backtrack & stop eating shit. I know; when will I learn? #
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Monday, June 15, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:49 Yikes; sorry about the snot & sneezing! Allergies galore for me lately. Must be the weeds. Going through kleenex like crazy. #
  • 13:19 Spent the past hour cleaning up assorted messes from being hacked. Anyone know how long it takes google to review a site after request? #
  • 14:24 Reading that FTP is inherently not secure. Finding an easy alternative is inherently over my head. Apparently. #
  • 17:22 Went to the hardware & grocery stores; ran into a Brazilian lady I absolutely adore. She makes me want to hold hands & wear cotton dresses. #
  • 19:48 Thanks @quinola & @iceheartx - I'm going to start using FireFTP more which apparently "uses" (is that the right word?) SFTP. #
  • 20:09 I love reading books and saying the word "sausage" with a big exclamation point. SAWsedge!!! #
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 14:35 Had a pleasant show with a really good orgasm. Now I'm sitting here paralyzed by hunger & lack of enthusiasm for feeding myself. #
  • 14:36 RT @melissagira: Cell phone footage of the streets of Tehran tinyurl.com/ma5xlo (via @tommiesunshine) #
  • 15:58 Just had a delicious lunch of tea, ryecrisp and cheese (and lactaid, of course) accompanied by reading more of Abhorsen (LOVE these books). #
  • 15:59 And now it's just about time for members-only chat: tinyurl.com/ourspycams #
  • 21:41 Fucking PISSED. It appears that Twitter suspended my @BloodyTrixie account. #
  • 21:55 Of all the shit Twitter (rightly) overlooks, that they suspended my @bloodytrixie infuriates me. I'd expect this from other corners. #
  • 21:55 The only good reason they could have for suspending me is if someone hacked my account, which is possible (but I've no way to check). #
  • 22:01 Oh my fucking god. It must be because my sites got hacked. God I want to fucking kill myself now. #
  • 22:14 OK FINE I don't feel like killing myself. Maybe BloodyTrixie.com is the only one that got flagged. And I have lots of sites. So I'll deal. #
  • 22:17 Sometimes (most of the time) I just don't even know where to start. I am a shit for being so easily overwhelmed & defeated. Saaad at myself. #
  • 22:19 Someone throw a vat of cold noodles at me and tell me to SNAP OUT OF IT! #
  • 22:24 Thanks @wonderingsub & @CJSensei ! I needed those cold noodles & encouragement! #
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Saturday, June 13, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:35 Groan . . . not enough sleep . . . not enough sleep! Glaaaaarrrrrr . . . #
  • 15:49 A little blog celebration of sex and not being as old as my mom: bit.ly/mURUd #
  • 17:31 I need to close my twitter app to avoid seeing hockey spoilers. Hope to avoid them in our webcam shows, too. #
  • 17:55 I just had to masturbate by/for myself. And now I need to exercise. And then I need to clean up. #
  • 18:44 Cool -- nude hikers in WA: bit.ly/3lX99E #
  • 20:17 UGH: someone fucking hacked our sites; I don't know how many at this point; just realized as I tried to start my show. WANT TO KILLLLLLLL! #
  • 00:28 Fun Friday night at our house: I do a search for hemorrhoid pics, then call in @DeliaTS to see the good ones. Ex. "Bolus of Roundworms". #
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Friday, June 12, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:21 Some ppl won't get how fucked this is, but: RT @joepennant & @jhames "I stole your images and now I'm suing you." bit.ly/3Mfci #
  • 11:42 RT @DeliaTS: Recovered from minor kitchen disaster this morning as @tastytrixie 's mom made coffee by putting grounds in the electric kettle #
  • 12:38 My mom started crying talking about Bea Arthur's death and want that meant for her / what Bea Arthur meant to her. #
  • 12:44 Whoah. Some things this tobacco regulation thing could do are sort of disturbing. Reduce nicotine to non-addictive levels? That's fucked. #
  • 12:48 Yes, I KNOW you're surprised to hear there's a tiny little Republican inside me but what's next? Making alcohol non-addictive? Endorphins? #
  • 12:50 I sincerely hope they start regulating products with caffeine in them now, with warning labels & not selling to minors. CATCH UP FUCKERS! #
  • 16:25 Just got home from lunch and a Very Long Walk with my mom & @DeliaTS. Now my mom has her head & the table, moaning about wanting chocolate. #
  • 21:03 Voyeurs: if you're wondering who I'm in bed with, that's my mom. We're watching The Golden Girls. #
  • 23:33 I have a huge crush on Caitlin on So You Think You Can Dance. She reminds me of Rebecca Demornay. SO HOT, wicked & sweet looking. #
  • 03:29 Even after a hot middle-of-the-night fuck I still can't fall asleep. Consoling myself by sniffing my intoxicating-smelling fingers. #
  • 03:47 I truly think the best kid's chapter books & young adult novels are really just books that were way too fucking good/creative for adults. #
  • 03:58 Moon is behind clouds but I saw a bright something in the southeast . . . after googling I think it must be Jupiter. Lovely! #
  • 04:09 I really wish I had a dark, sound-proof little nerd cave to retreat to in the middle of the night with mac-n-cheese, books & new age music. #
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Thursday, June 11, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:33 My attempt to get a good night's sleep was interrupted/almost foiled about three times by various electronics and those damned BIRDS again. #
  • 15:05 Just back from lunch; limited quiet time left before my mom comes out for a visit. Let's hope this one doesn't end in tears. #
  • 23:36 My mom bought us dinner . . . AND ICE CREAM CONES!!!! #
  • 23:38 Me: the brown smears on your sheets are just bits of luna bar. Her: even if it were your shit I wouldn't care; you're my daughter. Me: aww! #
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 15:39 Just got home from a long walk -- my thigh muscles are twitching. #
  • 22:46 One of the gross things about camsites: they always have WAYmore info & lures for web"masters" than performers. #
  • 22:50 My face is officially sunburned; I've got that hot-donut-mustache feeling combined with boiling eyeballs. #
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:38 Today's payday! After paying bills I have successfully depleted our account of all the money but $97; that is my job in our household! #
  • 16:26 I need a psychological swing shift: bit.ly/bTUqn (with June nymph moon pic). #
  • 17:04 I already feel like deleting my most recent blog post. Hate being a sadsack crybaby saggypants. #
  • 19:16 I am going to do some video editing so the SOY WebWhoreHQ cam is going to be down for awhile so I can devote all resources to video. #
  • 19:26 I would literally KILL for a soundproof work room. Like, strangle a chimpanzee with my bare hands. Or at least choke a chicken. #
  • 21:08 Yay! Glasses BJ/Interview with a Nerd video is edited. Now encoding 4 file types, then to upload; will take many hours, unfortunately. #
  • 00:20 Score! Vlog, Nerdy BJ vid & sex confession .mp3 posted for TastyTrixie.com/members - forgot to apologize for not finishing Panty Phantom tho #
  • 04:46 Haven't been able to fall asleep and now the dawn & chatty fucking birds have poked a thousand beaky holes in the silence & darkness. #
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Monday, June 8, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:33 I know I can't be the only one NOT mystified by David Carradine's death. Not surprising, not confusing. #
  • 13:06 Gave myself a massage with our "happy hearts massager" and promptly fell back to sleep. Haven't been able to get enough of the stuff. #
  • 00:17 Cried like a sucker through entirety of World's Fastest Indian then danced like noodles by the light of the full moon in our living room. #
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Sunday, June 7, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 13:42 MMmmm . . . stepping into the backyard it's dewy & overcast with the scent of wild roses. #
  • 15:16 Hormones! RT @Toni_KatVixen his is a great piece for men who don't understand what a woman can go through: tinyurl.com/kvdhed #
  • 16:55 My eyes and the muscles around them are puffy and exhausted. It's my own fault. I'm so ashamed. I have been LOOKING at things on computer. #
  • 19:16 I have a dream. That dream is to one day a) own a house b) with a toilet/plumbing that doesn't require a plunge every time I drop a deuce. #
  • 20:59 Damn, blueberries are SO delicious!! That reminds me; my anus is SCREAMING for a sitz bath. #
  • 00:24 My body keeps having to remind me that I'm making it sick. Need to stop carbing out. Again. Symptoms? You don't want to know. #
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Saturday, June 6, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:29 Getting ready to go to @DeliaTS laser appointment and my doctor appointment. SO happy our bridge is open so we can get there by car. #
  • 16:41 Just walked in the door & all I can say is THANK GOD FOR DERMATOLOGISTS. Not GOD exactly, but yeah. Such a relief to see a good specialist. #
  • 18:47 God almighty . . . sometimes when I see images of k.d. lang I just want to scream and cry and throw my panties at her. #
  • 18:55 @adorableaudrey What a shitstain -- that takes some real balls. Crazy balls made of an insane, damaged sense of entitlement. #
  • 21:50 Been sleepy all day -- I think I'm going to have to give up on Friday early. Like, NOW. #
  • 22:21 The person I enjoy most on my straight facebook friends list is a guy from school I was never friends with & is my political polar opposite. #
  • 22:40 Today's the birthday of the (now) sex offender I lost my virginity to. Fucking Geminis. #
  • 22:45 Ribbit! There was the cutest little froggy on our sliding glass window! #
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Friday, June 5, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:20 Last night I stained our sheets by killing a mosquito so fat with either my or @DeliaTS blood I could smell iron after I smushed it. #
  • 13:08 Nothing like havinf the fucking border patrol strike up conversation w/you when you're on a nice walk. They have no fucking business here. #
  • 14:00 Ugh - people! I loathe litterbugs & miidle-aged "men" skateboarding shirtless, barefoot & without protection. Where is the dipshit patrol? #
  • 14:16 Speaking of dipshits w/out protection, why didn't I *listen* when @DeliaTS told me to put on sunblock? My whiteness is TOASTED PINK! #
  • 16:28 If you thought @DeliaTS had a hot ass before, you should see it now that she's been on hormones. She's walking around in boyshorts now: HOT! #
  • 16:30 @AlexaRPD I started using twitter as a microblog, not a chat tool; I actually didn't "get" why people were doing the replying at first. #
  • 16:32 @AlexaRPD I would definitely share a quickie, if only AT&T didn't seem to require a $40 data plan to message pictures. #
  • 16:43 @AlexaRPD Meh - I still think twitter works better for microblogging than interaction. Some of the best twitter feeds would be ruined by @s. #
  • 16:49 @AlexaRPD No. Some questions or requests for response are stupid, repetitive, require over 140 char. to respond, interrupt flow of feed etc. #
  • 16:52 Nutshell: I am not under an obligation to respond to every single person who tries to communicate with me. Not interesting � possible. #
  • 17:10 Awesomely hysterically funny microblog example: @fireland - would be RUINED if he was all, @curious DENVER! Can't u read my sidebar?!? #
  • 17:23 FYI: if I don't reply to your tweets it's not NECESSARILY because they're stupid, repetitive, or annoying. It's all about the FLOW, see? #
  • 23:23 Just recorded a slutty (but still nerdy) confession for members that I'll post tomorrow. Would do 1 more, but not sure of volume settings. #
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Thursday, June 4, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 16:24 We're watching NBC's white house reality porn show or whatever they call it. Some of the music choices are . . . yeah. Funny. #
  • 19:25 I feel like I'm just waiting for the sun to go down and news to come out of our bridge connecting us to the Seattle area opening, like, NOW. #
  • 21:03 @pg240 Hehe -- it's not really hot, not compared to what other people are used to. Just for us, after the long "winter" we had. ;) #
  • 21:32 Ooogh . . . @DeliaCD's family still doesn't know about her transition & they want to fly us in for a visit. Trying to make coming out plans. #
  • 22:02 Thanks very much for the well wishes & encouragement, @reptilegrrl & @sapphirachanel - I will pass it on to @DeliaCD, too. #
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 05:31 @redheadlust My other tweetanality? Let's see, these are mostly for announcements: @spyonus @bloodytrixie etc. Is that what you meant? #
  • 05:55 Okay . . . my brain hurts after staying up all night, but I LIKE IT! Haven't uploaded the new music yet . . . that will have to wait. #
  • 13:56 I love getting emails that start out with, "clearly, you are a genius." Even if they're clearly saying it tongue in cheek. #
  • 14:05 @Stewpot Perhaps if you'd said, "you have the nose of someone who is clearly a genius" it would've ranked up there with today's email? ;-) #
  • 14:08 FYI: I do *NOT* think I'm a genius. For real genius check @brentspiner / www.therealbrentspiner.com/ #
  • 14:14 And just like that, we flipped the calendar to June and our house suddenly became indecently hot & sweaty. #
  • 16:31 Oh god, Duane Eddy's "Boss Guitar" is the grooviest joint EVER. #
  • 00:26 I love having everything open in the house & experiencing the shift from sweaty afternoon heat to a perfectly cooled midnight. #
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:36 Trying not to let bills break my spirit. Buying something expensive & taking drugs would ease the pain but alas, would only worsen probs. #
  • 00:35 Yes, today I decided having my period was a full time job. #
  • 02:12 It's 2 am and I'm perking up; going to stay up doing hobby-justified-as-semi-work ripping & uploading music to trixieradio.com #
  • 04:30 Yes, I *am* sitting here shivering with excitement listening to Elvis songs I remember being "stimulated" by in my youth. #
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Monday, June 1, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:23 Getting ready for a show on not-enough sleep, looming migraine & on the back of very unfortunate comp. virus problem with deep roots. #
  • 15:55 Roleplay video of me chatting up @DeliaCD as schoolgirl to see her panties while I lie under her looking up her skirt: is.gd/KWRC #
  • 20:20 WHY am I reading specs on fancy camcorders when we can't afford one? Because I might as well max cards out now before limits all lowered? #
  • 20:46 Online shopping carts that don't store shit you stick in them if you keep shopping for more than an hour are FUCKING STUPID. #
  • 21:24 Did not buy camcorder. Stuck to immediate, cheaper needs: bootable backup drive, ink, memory, adaptors: boring (but shiny!) stuff. #
  • 21:32 @vickinicole I love the way you describe your cuddle parties! bit.ly/1aoc5n #
  • 21:33 @mandyblake Same to you, dahling! Thanks! #
  • 22:56 Dear liberals: remember how we're supposed to be opposed to criminalizing thinking & talking about crimes or saying unpopular, crazy shit? #
  • 23:01 @sapphirachanel I like giving head & all, but blowjobs are NOT like flowers for men. Unless it's a REALLY expensive bouquet. #
  • 23:28 Now I feel totally justified in having been scared shitless of the heights on Rattlesnake Ridge: www.komonews.com/news/46555002.html #
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