Saturday, February 28, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:41 twitpic.com/1qat4 - A snag/pic of my boobs from one of the camshow archives I'm posting for members today. #
  • 13:15 I'm improving -- I only opted out of about four minutes of that cardio burn exercise dvd today. Had to do all my sweating BEFORE showering. #
  • 13:57 @catchwmw BIAS = presenting "lady of the night" as unquestionably guilty & the gay-bashing is only "COULD be"/"an apparent" hate crime. #
  • 14:00 @catchwmw In other words, the gun-toting "victim" of the prostitute is somehow more believable than the gay victim wearing the sailor suit? #
  • 14:15 Or maybe I'm just being oversensitive. Anyhoo, some ham & eggs will distract me from what makes me love & hate cops & robbers (et al) shows. #
  • 16:20 Getting ready to shoot some pictures of @DeliaCD then she has a show, then I have a show. Hey, it's 4:20! Not that that means anything here. #
  • 17:41 Going to use new giant silicone anal beads in my pussy during show tonight. Because my ass is so not up to this particular challenge. #
  • 17:50 I need to stop feeling like taking a nap and start feeling like taking a shower. Tempted to go with third option of masturbating instead. #
  • 18:57 Just came to this vid tastytrixie.rude.com/v/63m39BKGPd8 after watching his hands-free nut: tastytrixie.rude.com/v/JgiDNCmeh84 #
  • 21:09 Stupid tiny-diamond tennis bracelet; you are SO hard to get off. Good thing I just had orgasms or I'd cut off my hand to spite my bracelet. #
  • 21:13 I believe it is now time for @DeliaCD's delicious enchilada soup and DOLLHOUSE! Oh, and I need to pee my head off, too. #
  • 22:33 Holy toledo . . . . it's only 10:30 and I'm about to conk out. See yoou in the morning. #
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Friday, February 27, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:19 My new mobile phone and wireless router do not play nice together. Lots of weird feedback noises. #
  • 10:22 The good news is that I'm looking forward to making this a super productive day. Starting with breakfast at my desk instead of in bed. #
  • 11:34 Getting email list updated so @DeliaCD can send out her five year site anniversary newsletter to past/current members. #
  • 13:52 Uploading some camshow archives for members & am about to get some exercise. Because my body is muy importante. #
  • 14:49 Feeling really bitchy about so much of my time being taken up by mundane bullshit. If I could just buy provisions & costumes to last a year! #
  • 15:47 Ahhhh . . . spending time outside petting the dog and plucking her excess floof/fur always calms me down about 25 notches. #
  • 16:16 What easy WYSISWG software are people using to build sites optimized for mobile devices? Porn-friendly, so NOT web-based please. #
  • 18:43 @_Wren_ Whoah!! Go to her site and you can figure out who she is yourself: www.isobelwren.com/ She's great, IMO. #
  • 19:45 Singing, "My girlfriend makes me deviled eggs!" to the tune of "My Baby Takes the Morning Train". I *love* @DeliaCD's eggies! #
  • 19:48 Now I'm going to take a bath. A *hot* bath. I need to close the door on the pottycam though to keep the heat inside the bathroom. #
  • 20:57 OMG -- it's amazing how quickly Tina Turner can put an 80's synthesized whipcracky smile on my face. Better be good to me, INDEED! #
  • 21:00 Now we're on to Tush . . . boring tasks (confirming TGP submissions) sometimes suck, but if you can do them with music it's a huge bonus. #
  • 21:59 Need to unglue myself from desk in WebWhoreHeadquarters and head to bed . . . going to have bran cereal for a "treat". Hope it "moves" me. #
  • 23:23 Enjoyed some stretching and going to do some reading and try to get to sleep earlyish. #
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Thursday, February 26, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:26 I deserve a do-over on sleep since I wasted it dreaming about site design. The suck part is I didn't even come up with any new ideas! #
  • 10:53 On hold w/phone co. again. Apparently someone has all my info & hijacked my ph#/had it ported out to a different co. Sigh. This is ugly. #
  • 11:03 @vinyl_mike Who is Mr. Peniston? What I don't get is how someone has my SS# to do this, so makes me feel it's a neighbor not some1 online. #
  • 15:49 The luddite attempts her first text message to Twitter. Did she succeed? #
  • 16:19 The very definition of bullshit is the fact that IT'S SNOWING RIGHT NOW. #
  • 18:54 twitpic.com/1p485 - The white shit is sticking! #
  • 19:41 We were going to go see The Wrestler tonight, but with the snow . . . bloogh. Can't even watch tv because our DirecTV isn't working. #
  • 19:48 Having a hard time getting anything done with this being the first day without a headache since . . . Thursday? Friday? Dunno. Very sleepy. #
  • 20:02 Phew! Our satellite reception came back JUST in the nick of time. For Idol, of course. If we can't see The Wrestler, we CAN see Nick/Norman! #
  • 22:18 @catchwmw Get that guy out of the middle of I-5! Does your man on the streets have a death wish? Stop him if he tries to dress like a sailor #
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:59 We had great sex last night which recharged my period. And now I'm running late with my Monday morning routine . . . #
  • 13:50 Just got home from a meeting and running an assload of errands. Have a BLISTERING hot headache. Wish I could just go lie down. #
  • 14:12 Blocking someone who doesn't like my menstrual tweets & I don't like his comments about how girls' faces look like run over by a Zamboni. #
  • 14:46 twitpic.com/1nnm1 - 6 weeks ago if I'd have had a headache I couldn't have mustered even a half-smile like this one. Today? YES! #
  • 15:15 Ha! I don't think it's a coincidence that my headache is fading 20 minutes after taking my 1st birth control pill in a week. I <3 estrogen! #
  • 15:23 Sweet -- I just posted my Masked Mardis Gras Gallery & vlog for our members. Now for some lunch and a lie-down. #
  • 15:33 Man, I thought "poop" would be one of my top five words tweeted, but I was wrong: tinyurl.com/b8c2qy #
  • 19:51 Just spent a few hours celebrating my headache's fade by doing things that practically invited it to return. Now? Getting back to work. #
  • 21:01 Last night's foreplay & 3 pics from my Mardi Gras Strap-On gallery: tinyurl.com/d25xdr #
  • 00:00 Just watched a harrowing episode of Intervention (Nicole) where I was screaming at her parents on the tv. Women need asylum in this country. #
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:10 Holy shit - just woke up to sunshine and news of impending arrest in Chandra Levy case?? Will miracles never cease?!? #
  • 09:33 In the middle of this awesome post by @amberlrhea with her notes & experiences of class: is.gd/km1V #
  • 09:35 For the record, I think personal blogging about class is way more intense, intimate, and revealing than blogging about sex. #
  • 10:16 Working on sending out another promo. Boring, I know, but we've only met our daily sales goal ONCE this entire month. Need to double it up. #
  • 11:56 @HeavyB & @AdorableAudrey an hour or 3 of pleasure on a Saturday morning is more than acceptable! This is the weekend for "normal" people. #
  • 11:57 Proud of myself for exercising five days in a row. Going to grab the mail, water some plants, and resume working now. Maybe have some lunch? #
  • 12:53 Running low on lube & also need condoms for a couple of toys we want to use/shoot with that smell toxic, so doing some online shopping. #
  • 14:29 Shit - forgot I was brewing tea. Going to have to start over from the start. That's what happens when you're too impatient to stand there. #
  • 14:35 @Mia We call it cock sauce, too. And man, you're making me so hungry for pho and greasy pork dong. #
  • 14:44 Considering throwing one computer out the window that won't stop making a loud vibrating sound. Tried milder measures, but only temp fixes. #
  • 14:53 @Mia I *like* the cock sauce, but @DeliaCD is a way bigger fan of the cock sauce. She wants a hot load of cock sauce on EVERYTHING she eats! #
  • 14:55 @captainjack63 Thanks for the tip. There's nothing I like better than tightly screwing hardware. And I need to put a drive in my box anyway. #
  • 17:37 OMFG - logged into #qwest and THEY CANCELED MY ORDER TO GET MY PHONE BACK THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY. #
  • 18:10 Freaking out. All my cell calls are being forwarded to mysteriously disconnected home # so THAT looks not in service as well. #qwest SUCKS. #
  • 18:19 Holy shit -- I wonder if it's our crazy neighbors (who we've called 911 on b4): portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/04/315036.shtml #
  • 18:48 I'm also now convinced that my previous paranoia over our power bill being so high & lights flickering is our neighbors stealing from us. #
  • 20:48 I know other people love shopping for mobile phones, but I detest it. Still, has to be done. Recs welcome, particularly from PSOs. #
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Saturday, February 21, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:34 Made a massage appt for this afternoon. I haven't had one since I got my wacky hormones normalized; it'll be nice to have it feel GREAT. #
  • 11:24 Heads up: WaiterRant wants to interview Vegas sex workers, strippers, etc. about TIPPING for next book: waiterrant.net/?p=880 #
  • 12:11 Do you think the "puberty" text is pushing it in this free gallery I made of @DeliaCD? tinyurl.com/bxyf6b #
  • 13:19 Somebody shoot me; I'm considering going back to blonde again. Blonde is so money! And the sun is shining . . . . fuck. FUCK BLONDE HAIR! #
  • 17:57 Started watching unrated Max Payne with our sushi; it kinda blew so we switched to Forensic Files. #
  • 18:35 Yay -- finally finished the 12 steps it takes to build & send out promo galleries to affiliates. Should do this every week but sheesh . . . #
  • 19:13 Time to call my wanker -- "girlfriend" needs to replenish her depleted massage account money. Mmm, I'm still greasy from today's! #
  • 20:36 Even with a headset the sound of a mobile phone just sucks out my lifeforce. #Qwest better have my shit back up by Monday. #
  • 21:52 Holy crap -- we just did a slow stretch/yoga thing that rocked, literally. Hips rocking and opening and lower back massaging. Now hungry. #
  • 23:35 Squeeee!!! Dollhouse did NOT disappoint tonight. When she was punching that fucker in the face I totally creamed my panties. #
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:38 Sigh. Didn't have the most fun paying bills and stuff this morning. Going to get ready to go to the bank. #
  • 14:11 Feeling great after getting some exercise. Well, MOSTLY great. All except for a sneaky headache being a nuisance above my eyes. #
  • 15:34 Nothing exciting to report unless you get off on hearing me talk about housecleaning, meal-planning, grocery lists & sleepiness. #
  • 16:35 Having a sneeze attack after vacuuming & plucking tufts of fur off of our husky. #
  • 20:38 The hell? Tried to call my wanker & our line is dead. Called home ph from cell says # not in service. Bill paid on time, very confused/mad. #
  • 20:41 No, person w/accent I can't understand. It's not the dsl causing a problem or why would it say my number is not in service when I call it? #
  • 20:42 #qwest Guaranteed most obnoxious, longest, rudest, most bullshit hoop-jumping customer "support" ever. #
  • 20:44 Hanging up on #qwest. I am not wasting my evening on this. They better have the bitch fixed by tomorrow & us have no need for 911. #
  • 20:47 If I could buy jewelry for @DeliaCD on a whim, I'd buy this Frank Gehry necklace for her: tinyurl.com/gehry-fish Surprise, honey! #
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:35 I wonder if my period will start before, after or during my show today at 2 (pacific) . . . #
  • 11:21 Getting ready to go out and buy some trashy romance books. For . . . ummmm . . . research. So I can practice my skillz. #
  • 16:13 Spent some time lavishing myself with warmmmmm sunshine while I had a snack in the parlor. Going to do some blogging & thinking w/tea now. #
  • 16:36 I like this image of the man with the blue balls all over his face: www.artistaday.com/?p=3397 #
  • 17:50 How my new hormones are effecting my cunt: tinyurl.com/azdcj4 #
  • 21:16 Just got back from a twelve-step meeting. Really glad I went. #
  • 23:52 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I chose to watch House Bunny. And enjoyed it. #
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Monday, February 16, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:33 Getting ready for some hot, soothing tea for breakfast before our members-only chat at noon (pacific)/in 90 minutes. #
  • 11:33 Awesome. I just filled my pill box up with my supplements and promptly set it somewhere I'd never find it again. NEED my iodine! #
  • 17:52 OMG. Googling an ex I found a page with paypal logins (username & password), cpanel logins, voicemail logins, bank logins, etc. #
  • 18:37 I can't believe how many people charge other people money for services (ex. web security) that they don't understand. God help them. #
  • 00:45 Had two great orgasms during my show earlier. Just spent way too much time answering some questions about porn and the recession. Bedtime. #
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 14:23 Just got home; gotta pee, warm up the house, log all the disconnected cams back in, etc. then check the email pile-up. #
  • 14:50 God, porn review sites annoy the FUCK out of me, the way they sell people short who are LIVE on cam, interact w/customers, etc. #
  • 17:21 Mmmm . . . so good to be home. Still trying to warm up, though. Towards that end, I'm going to take a bath. #
  • 20:19 Enjoyed some anchovies & salad. Posted a blog entry with Valentine pics of me wearing legwarmers & little else: tinyurl.com/cqt6zh #
  • 20:29 Oh! Forgot to mention we came home to presents from @AmberLily. One naughty, the other naughtIER! #
  • 20:47 Thank GOD I finally pooped . . . it's been, like, three days. I guess when I'm away from twitter I just can't GO. #
  • 22:58 Submitted free gallery of @DeliaCD w/Obama dildo to 373 tgp's, some of which might ban me because it's not "straight" enough for them. #
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 00:50 Our Friday the 13th has consisted of winning & losing $20.50 at the casino w/my mom & playing Peggle Nights. Rock on!! #
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Friday, February 13, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:21 The thing that sucks about getting my hormones straightened out is that MY CLIT IS SHRINKING. I want my little fatty back! #
  • 09:25 FYI: it's WAY too sunny today to duplicate the shot I wanted to. And to think I was afraid of rain/snow. Shoulda been worried about SUN?!? #
  • 11:54 Emo blog post & snapshots from our motel room: tinyurl.com/cofwbm #
  • 12:49 My gf, @deliacd, is buttoning up her sweet little cardigan now so we can go shoot naughty photographs. Pulling on pencil skirt . . . #
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Thursday, February 12, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 19:36 Having fun in our skanky motel room with junk food, junk magazines, & the stale smell of loggers' cigarettes. #
  • 09:21 The thing that sucks about getting my hormones straightened out is that MY CLIT IS SHRINKING. I want my little fatty back! #
  • 09:25 FYI: it's WAY too sunny today to duplicate the shot I wanted to. And to think I was afraid of rain/snow. Shoulda been worried about SUN?!? #
  • 11:54 Emo blog post & snapshots from our motel room: tinyurl.com/cofwbm #
  • 12:49 My gf, @deliacd, is buttoning up her sweet little cardigan now so we can go shoot naughty photographs. Pulling on pencil skirt . . . #
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:28 @seeper76 twitpic.com/1ey7c - Taking pics of strangers to post on the internet & make fun of them is really fucking lame. #
  • 08:38 Gnashing teeth at 100% snow forecast. And look, it's doing it on us right now. Baaaaaaaaaarf. This is western WA . . . at SEA level. #
  • 12:12 Just posted: 2nd part is my rant against a very annoying "fan": tinyurl.com/aoprff #
  • 13:37 @furrygirl Yeah, I'd seen his messages to you & others & blocked him but the blog comment pushed me over. Hope he applies lesson to ALL. #
  • 16:27 My farts have been so, SO rank the past 2 days - really raunchy; the stench combined w/the rattling sound & feeling is quite satisfying. #
  • 16:34 Mmmm! Desert Essence Organic Coconut lotion combined with my farts makes me smell like a sewer-zombie pig being roasted on a tropical isle. #
  • 16:35 Not that I'd know what a tropical isle smells like, having never been on one. The only zombie pig roasts I've been to were in my hometown. #
  • 20:09 Responded to a couple more comments on this entry & then I will go back to not publishing comments that annoy me: tinyurl.com/aoprff #
  • 20:12 And yes, I'm totally procrastinating on more important things. If I'm spending time in blog comments, it usually = procrastination. #
  • 21:49 Being nice & tactful & sensitive to people is sometimes really really hard for me. I do try, I really do, but I just fail miserably. #
  • 22:16 I've got a folder of outtakes from my shoots labeled "Ricky Gervais". Me looking like Ricky Gervais, Ricky Gervais on PCP, "Sexy" Ricky, etc #
  • 23:05 Okay. I've spread enough jeer for today. Uploading my "Unlucky Valentine" gallery for members to post tomorrow before we leave. #
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:48 Enjoyed reading a deliciously evil email from @AmberLily this morning. #
  • 10:35 Famous last words? "If the weather report is correct, Thursday and Friday will be PERFECT for shooting outside!" #
  • 11:55 Got most of the bills paid, need to go to the bank, and then try to buy all the modest plaid skirts we can find in downtown thrift stores. #
  • 15:35 Hail and snow, NO NO NO!! Ugh. Fortunately the timing was perfect & we were just finishing up our errands as it started pouring down. #
  • 15:40 @clubmix1996 A sex dream about us? It's flattering (especially if the sex we had WAS creepy ;-)! So . . . was it? Hehehe. #
  • 17:16 @ramblingwebgirl It's really shocking that kid isn't wearing a helmet!! I'll have to remember to post that on worsethanporn.com #
  • 17:30 Really need a nap but have too much on to-do list to relax enough to take one. #
  • 18:47 We *have* to shoot tonight. Someone send me a second-wind? Shopping 2nd-hand stores always infect me w/lethargy. Any shopping, actually. #
  • 19:34 Did the shaving part now going to try to nap while the hot water heater replenishes before I shower/wash my hair. #
  • 20:13 I'm refreshed & awake after some guided meditation in bed and (a very small amount of) exercise with @DeliaCD. #
  • 20:37 If I have any fart fetish voyeurs, Right about now I'm making them VERY happy. Except they can only hear, not smell. #
  • 22:02 OMG - I drank, like, 10 emergen-c packets & now I'm totally high. @DeliaCD said she won't let me go next door & bark at the neighbor's dogs! #
  • 22:03 I was like, "I'm gonna give those dogs a taste of their own medicine!!" I've been laughing hysterically ever since. B vitamins KICK ASS!!! #
  • 22:04 The problem is they're like acid; you think they're not taking effect, take more & totally OD (or so I've heard that's what acid's like). #
  • 22:10 Me: there's, like, an acorn of poop up my butt that won't come out! @DeliaCD (sagely): someday? It will be a mighty oak . . . #
  • 22:56 God, I hate people who take pictures of strangers in public to post them on the internet then mock them. HATE those people. #
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Monday, February 9, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:42 Ooogs! Notification that Jean Harris' Stories from Prison is in stock at a certain bookstore! I read it before, but need to OWN it. #
  • 09:08 A really nice morning wakeup: browsing "Operation Pinup"/For the Boys pics: www.pinupglamour.net/ #
  • 12:02 Got some exercise, need some lunch, & then I should do the thing I avoided doing yesterday. Two things, actually. Wait, make that three. #
  • 13:44 Sigh. Doing a half-assed job of updating old info on one of Delia's tours before I promote it. So much out-of-date stuff on our sites. Blech #
  • 13:45 Everything needs a redesign. EVERYthing. Having websites is like building houses need to be rebuilt every year. Hard to get ahead. #
  • 15:11 Yum! @DeliaCD is frying whole grain teff-cakes bound with egg & a little wheat flour then she's going to pour thai soup concoction over it. #
  • 16:27 Off to purchase some photo shoot supplies while a painfully-slow promo upload is in process. #
  • 21:30 Been doing busy-work that I hope will pay off soon. Hasn't left time for much else & is totally boring to talk about. #
  • 21:40 Did someone take a thick, slow-moving shit inside my internet? #
  • 23:23 Suddenly became stormy here with wind and rain. #
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Sunday, February 8, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:07 Calling around town trying to find a lady I can pay to give me a massage today. My regular girl is out of town. #
  • 11:17 To find out how I just lost TEN POUNDS in five seconds, check out all my other tweets containing the words "giant poop"! #
  • 11:19 Feeling intimidated by the detail-oriented nature of the first task on today's to-do list. It's really NOT that hard but I'm nervous anyway. #
  • 15:03 Just posted a long-overdue update to TrixiesHouseboy.com members area. Also made a form for potential houseboy/boi/models to apply. #
  • 17:32 Sometimes my mom has the most unrealistic bizarre expectations even after I've thoroughly explained why something is TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL. #
  • 18:36 I love taking walks with @DeliaCD. I also love taking walks by myself. But Delia always wants me to stay out of the kitchen while she cooks. #
  • 21:18 So far even though I feel a billion times better, I'm not a billion times more productive. Not even TWICE as productive. Maybe soon . . . #
  • 21:55 Why do shaved ass hairs have to grow back into sharp ass whiskers so quickly? My crack is begging for mercy! #
  • 23:10 @AlexaRPD I live in a small town & just can't bring myself to have the few local spa girls who do that, do THAT to me. Feel self-conscious. #
  • 23:34 @AlexaRPD Someday . . . someday I *will* have my ass-hair ripped out at the roots! It's on my bucket-list along with getting a colonic. #
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Saturday, February 7, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:45 Mmmmmm . . . had an orgasmic, full, thick, deep night of sleep and again the amazement of enjoying getting up. #
  • 11:14 Dorking out over how lovely/moody the four books I'm reading look together and have similar vibes even though all so different. #
  • 11:14 Also, will I ever get sick of how beautiful my seventy-nine cent dancing bananas ashtray looks? I don't smoke, so it's still pristine. #
  • 11:26 Why I just cried on cam: tinyurl.com/cyet6m #
  • 12:19 Off to run errands & pick up a check, I hope, that will buy me a massage. My first since I stopped feeling like ground-in carpet poop. #
  • 13:11 We're going out for a drive and a REAL burger (not McD's, etc.). I shall attempt to skip the fries. It's drizzly & partly sunny outside. #
  • 14:57 Just popped 2 Vitamin D sofgels. Bit down & let their lemon-scented cod-liver goodness burst in my mouth then chewed the beef gelatin hides. #
  • 14:58 Seriously, though; one of the things I learned last night is Vitamin D is *more* important for our bones (& other stuff) than calcium. #
  • 15:15 I wish porn industry people would learn the difference between PIGtails & PONYtails. Both hot & taboo, but pigtails are WAY naughtier. #
  • 17:03 I need a masturbation sanctuary far from the maddening crowd. @DeliaCD & dog playing w/the squeaky ball are distracting, to say the least. #
  • 17:07 Fortunately(?) the taboo allure of certain horrid sites with the word "sleep" in the title only require 90 seconds of concentrated "effort". #
  • 18:04 Sometimes when I go into @DeliaCD's room to interrupt her work I just stand there picking my nose & talking. It's what keeps our love alive. #
  • 19:15 OMG -- we just did a dorky walking (indoors) work-out & it totally kicked my ass. I love exercise dvd's. #
  • 20:16 Looking at pictures of my sister on their new family gallery pages and marveling at how outrageously gorgeous she is. #
  • 20:35 @mandyblake Ours is Cardio Burn w/Madeleine Lewis; it was on sale on Amazon I think & we love her am/pm stretch dvd/use it all the time. #
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Friday, February 6, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:17 @BigBugger It was a cherry red Jaguar strap-on dildo harness. There was a paddler too, but anyhoo . . . #
  • 10:19 It would be awesome if businesses understood that 7:30 in the morning isn't a good time to telephone to apologize for fucking up your order. #
  • 10:45 Figured out what I want to do and HAVE to do today/tonight. Now I'm going to do breakfast and blogging from bed. #
  • 14:39 Just did some really dorky (when we tried to do it) afro-latin dance exercise stuff. We had to quit early because it was too hard for us. #
  • 18:03 Pics of me semi-nude in pigtails & PJ's: tinyurl.com/c3znaz plus endocrinology thoughts. #
  • 20:11 Just got back from a naturopath's class on female hormones. Again, more clues, confirmations, and assistance I'm grateful for. #
  • 20:51 Reading about Vitamin D while we wait for our quorn nuggets to heat up. #
  • 22:27 Getting ready to do some reading before bed. Poor @DeliaCD has had to put up with a much chattier-than-usual chick-like Trixie lately. #
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Thursday, February 5, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:33 Video uploads got interrupted overnight so still have to wait for the Mid-Winter Sex video. #
  • 12:17 Squee! Going to pick up my new coke-bottle glasses & some roast beef. Two great tastes that taste great together . . . #
  • 15:45 twitpic.com/1byp5 - Hey everybody, take a look at me! I've got nerd credibility! #
  • 15:47 twitpic.com/1byq5 - Dig: my new specs #
  • 15:59 tastytrixie.com/members updated with vlog & Mid-Winter fuck & suck video. Getting ready to shoot @DeliaCD tonight for V-Day. #
  • 16:59 Just wrote a bitchy email to Babeland about always being out of stock on stuff they advertise within SECONDS of receiving the email ad. #
  • 21:54 I have unfulfilled pussy aches right now after shooting @DeliaCD's Valentine's video. #
  • 22:07 Chaos erupted here when our husky (the loudest dog in the universe) wouldn't stop "talking", phone started beeping, etc. But soon? IDOL! #
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 07:06 Up three hours too early, suffering from the two slices of cheese I ate last night without lactaid. Oh, the monster grip twisting my bowels. #
  • 11:21 If we had a Denny's within 50 miles I totally woulda been ON that shit this morning! Crispy hashbrowns, gooey yolks, a PANcake, a PANcake! #
  • 11:37 @joepennant Ahhh, damn; I've never ordered a grand slam & couldn't remember the commercial enough to recall that hashbrowns aren't in it. #
  • 12:37 @hugnation Testing the hugingest party eight days a week! #
  • 14:25 Ha -- video I'm editing is turning out to be hardcore cheese ren faire styley. I think it will qualify as porn for pagan women. #
  • 16:46 Phew -- video editing finally done. Going to take a shower & get ready to go out while files render. #
  • 19:12 Hoping videos will be down uploading when we get back from the movies so I can post them for members tonight! #
  • 21:57 We're going to enjoy hot bowls of chili that came out of CANS! Yes, CANS!! I know these things can be homemade, but I LOVE CANS!! #
  • 21:58 Garnished with fresh green onions & tomatoes. I even chopped them myself while @DeliaCD was in charge of opening THE CANS & stirring! #
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 16:58 Is there a twitter dns issue going on? Because we can access it from our dsl connection, but not our cable. What up? #
  • 22:28 We're watching Poison Ivy -- I forgot what a fucking classic film this is. CLASSIC! And tomorrow I'm going to tell Tom Skerritt I think so! #
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Monday, February 2, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:03 Man, yesterday was not just a fluke; I feel great again, minutes after getting out of bed. Will wonders never cease? Going to enjoy bfast. #
  • 11:21 God only knows how much I love making giant poops, but suspense over whether or not our toilet has the power to whisk them away kills me. #
  • 11:27 Trying to decide what to do next: grocery shopping? Video editing? Stretching? Blogging? So many choices . . . #
  • 11:30 I think we need snackydoodles for the game. I really hope the Steelers fucking LOSE, but I'll probably be disappointed. Mostly watching ... #
  • 12:04 Delightful: Quorn products on sale! Not delightful: creepy neighbors' friends sitting in front of our house smoking & staring in our windows #
  • 13:35 I'm not sure I agree with @DeliaCD that we'll be the only people in the universe eating Dal Mix & sipping Chai while watching the #superbowl #
  • 13:45 It's hard to compose an email reminding someone they haven't yet billed you for your $425.95 a month payment. Should I feign ignorance? #
  • 14:29 Soon I'll be popping in and out of our members-only chat while we watch the #superbowl - tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 15:13 #superbowl that anti-steroid commercial was the SUCK (which reminds me, there's an anti-pot commercial out now that makes me want to SMOKE). #
  • 15:20 #superbowl I'd like to order one Samoan gang bang, population twelve (plus me, for thirteen). #
  • 15:25 #suberbowl OMG you JERKER of tears, Jennifer Hudson! Am I the only one who thought the ad for GI Joe looked like a Brazzers trailer at 1st? #
  • 16:55 #superbowl OMG -- even rooting against Steelers that "longest play in superbowl history" was massively exciting to watch. He's SPENT. #
  • 17:08 Yay!! #superbowl Let the halftime phallic symbols be a tradition! Thanks for showing us & gripping your long metal wang, Bruce! #
  • 17:18 #superbowl Singing glory days at halftime really makes me feel like this economic depression is real. Welcome to a new 1930's. #
  • 17:21 And I mean that in the best, most bondingest-with-my-fellow-Americans way. Yeah fireworks & rock 'n roll & high fiving has-beens! #
  • 17:28 People under thirty shouldn't be allowed to comment on Bruce Springsteen. At all. Unless they are aware he's an American Treasure. #
  • 17:32 And people who don't grasp the connection between certain working class demographics and Bruce Springsteen should also remain mute. #
  • 17:45 Going to make sure not to watch late night tv tomorrow because I can't STAND "old" people jokes. AARP, Bruce, geritol, etc. references suck. #
  • 18:27 @JaneBurgess Very true; what I meant is more a taste of the FEELING of being down & out. My grandparents were alive during great depression. #
  • 18:29 Actually, my dad was alive during the Great Depression, too. He was born in 1932. And now doesn't hold a candle. But it might in 2 years. #
  • 19:02 #superbowl Well -- that was exciting even if it didn't turn out the way we hoped. #
  • 19:05 @DClaudeKatz But more people have a lot farther to fall. And other stuff. Are you trying to distract me from important things like Football? #
  • 19:58 I'm glad we don't make TV sports-watching a regular part of our lives. Feel like I've wasted the whole day. #
  • 20:41 Wondering if there's a fast way to import/format tweets from a certain timeframe if loudtwitter didn't grab them. Want my "changes" logged. #
  • 21:35 Now that I've talked to my 2-year old nephew on the phone & heard him laughing I am massively happy. Time for a snack & bed. #
  • 21:59 I hope tomorrow I can figure out why blogger isn't agreeing with ftp-ing; I have blog entries & pics to post, but it won't let me upload. #
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Sunday, February 1, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:10 Sweetness is waking up seconds before my alarm went off and recognizing sunshine pouring in around the edges of the curtains. #
  • 10:16 Excited to read more of _The New York Trilogy_ with my breakfast tea & luna bar in bed: www.paulauster.co.uk/thenewyorktrilogy.htm #
  • 11:32 You wouldn't believe how awesome I feel today (1 billion % better) 1 week after starting to treat my endocrine sys probs myself & w/BC pill. #
  • 11:57 About to enter members-only chat: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 14:02 Just made a low-brow motel reservation for shooting in a couple of weeks. One step up from the no reservation place that only takes cash. #
  • 14:52 @avflox You don't think married women who like men are likely to also like women? Or at least want to go to "the hottest new lesbian club"? #
  • 15:02 I've got a show coming up in an hour; going to enjoy a leisurely bath and shave in preparation . . . tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
  • 19:47 Was about to make a post to my blog but having difficulties uploading my pics. I'm going to give it a rest & do some reading. #
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