Thursday, March 31, 2011

From Twitter 03-30-2011

  • 09:05:21: Breaking into a song of thanksgiving for my poop coming on BEFORE we leave for an arduous, annoying & necessary day-long shopping trip.
  • 21:57:26: Just got home. Picked up one of those awesome headaches you get at the mall. Did you know too-loud music & cheap perfume is on sale there?
  • 22:31:21: Pretty excited to dip into another season of Mad Men. (watching Mad Men, Public Relations S04E01 via @gomiso)

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

From Twitter 03-28-2011

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Monday, March 28, 2011

From Twitter 03-27-2011

  • 00:30:13: Inspired by Project Runway, @DeliaTS and I have been going through one of our closets, packing up clothes to get rid of / donate.
  • 13:01:44: RT @groobydotcom: Tranny Awards Winner @DeliaTS shows off the goods! And her awards too! #NSFW -
  • 16:11:19: Dear at&t - wtf is up with sending me a phone preloaded w/ porn? Whoever selected it likes Asian chicks, girls in glasses giving bj's etc.
  • 20:14:20: Gnashing teeth that Netflix is taking streaming away of this away on the 1st. This is my go-... (Arrested Development)

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Sunday, March 27, 2011

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Saturday, March 26, 2011

From Twitter 03-25-2011

  • 09:06:10: All the crows seem to have nest-building materials in their beaks. I wish that dog would stop barking.
  • 13:20:00: Oh, groan: do I really have to go all the way to Seattle for Jane Eyre? If going there for a movie, would rather it be Sucker Punch in IMAX.
  • 14:56:16: RT @spyonus: We have shows today. @TastyTrixie started her period. Frustrated by Rude's weird time zone/schedule issues, but we'll be there!
  • 16:03:29: My show is right now! Where is everyone?
  • 17:22:31: I feel so calm & peaceful. Combo of warmth & gravity from period, warmth & light from card in mail from E. Shrdlu, and smell of spring dirt.
  • 19:23:06: Just home from dinner at the cabin & a walk with @DeliaTS. Going to edit pictures for my members now while Delia cams.
  • 20:17:43: Unbelievable, but @DeliaTS looks even hotter in real life in this outfit than she does on cam (which is HOT!):
  • 20:40:31: Hearing "The Last Man" by Clint Mansell ( #pandora reminded me of a movie I totally forgot about seeing: The Fountain.

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Friday, March 25, 2011

From Twitter 03-24-2011

  • 16:56:16: My girlfriend @DeliaTS sure does work hard! Fortunately she still had some "energy" left for me last night. Hope our members were watching!
  • 22:06:01: New cleavage-heavy vlog and a thank you pic posted in my members-only secret blog:
  • 23:31:19: Finished watching this episode with me bawling through the whole thing. Maybe I just needed a good cry? (Circus)
  • 23:32:58: I have PMS, a tear-stained face and a rash. Sounds nasty, but I actually feel pretty happy. Today smelled SO springy!

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

From Twitter 03-23-2011

  • 09:24:13: I've got domains that have been w/same registrar whole time that aren't showing records going back as FAR as they should, @DomainTools
  • 17:28:31: Thanks! RT @titsandsass We're proud to have our first post from @tastytrixie! Tits and Sass: .XXX Domain Makes Me .MAD
  • 22:30:00: There's a little burnt up twist of candle wick in my dancing banana ashtray. Looks like a mouse turd. I leave it right next to my earplugs.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

From Twitter 03-22-2011

  • 11:26:04:
  • 11:39:04: Nobody will play MTG with me, @chrisorourke so I am mostly left to my own devices of just admiring my cards. I'm not up on rules, etc.
  • 12:14:10: Sucks that people need to be reminded, BUT THEY DO! Tits and Sass: You’re Not Funny: The Content Farm
  • 16:01:51: Hmmm . . . whois history no longer appears to be reliably accurate in addition to no longer being free.
  • 16:23:59: Writing up something now about the whole .XXX domain fiasco and why it sucks shit on so many levels.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

From Twitter 03-21-2011

  • 08:19:14: RT @spyonus: Just fixed the clock on the main spycam computer so the bedroom cam is now displaying the correct time here again.
  • 10:18:46: It's unfortunate that I got this whole tethered setup at the cabin so am now shopping for Star Trek action figures instead of writing.
  • 10:58:20: Aren't rodents just ADORABLE?!? You naughty little squirrel . . . I see you. I also love it when rats stand on their hind legs.
  • 12:24:30: Just off phone w/my sister, crying. One of our cousins is dying of cancer and it's really sad. Need to spend some time with her.
  • 14:58:27: How I celebrated my birthday . . . LAST year:
  • 17:24:14: I'm at the cabin, burning up my data plan spying on @DeliaTS while she entertains all hot & naked on cam:
  • 21:39:30: We're going to watch this with dinner, I think/hope. If our dsl cooperates & it's as interesting as I'm sure... (Moog)

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Monday, March 21, 2011

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Sunday, March 20, 2011

From Twitter 03-19-2011

  • 19:08:06: Having one of the best days of my life; so far spent majority of it with @DeliaTS doing yard/gardening work at the cabin. Beautiful day!
  • 23:05:21: Congratulations and LOVELOVELOVE to both of you, @amberlily !

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Saturday, March 19, 2011

From Twitter 03-18-2011

  • 10:12:02: Okey dokey friends and fans: the new picture set is up for my members. I'm wearing green satin, nylon stockings & flowers in my hair.
  • 10:12:44: Speaking of flowers in my hair, I should do a shoot that's just a whole crazy-ass head-full of fake flowers in my hair for spring I think.
  • 10:13:20: (this would be an excuse to buy more fake flowers, which I'm quite fond of in all of their colorful sparkly splendor)
  • 12:20:23: Some people do not fucking get it. And of those people, some of them are very attached to staying that way so it does no good to argue.
  • 12:23:49: Anyway, the good news is I'm going to the cabin for fresh rainy air to do some weeding to try to make it more photogenic.
  • 17:11:00: My middle left finger smells heavily of the inside of my cunt. Have been masturbating furiously past couple of days at the cabin.
  • 20:09:12: Came back to the cabin to listen to rain & NOT listen to the bottomless ashore of the internet. Check @deliats on cam!
  • 20:11:59: Oops ... still not used to auto complete. That should've read "bottomless asshole" not bottomless ashore".
  • 22:07:33: Acquisition of smartphone (is smart phone 1 word or 2?) means I can pimp from the cabin, checking whether @DeliaTS is in a camshow or not.
  • 22:08:35: Note: that is a pathetic joke, one that is totally on me.

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Friday, March 18, 2011

From Twitter 03-17-2011

  • 10:59:16: Blue skies & sunshine on my birthday - sweet!
  • 11:20:34: Let's see if I can finish editing these pictures of me wearing a green satin bustier in time to share today / tonight . . .
  • 12:31:34: Aww - just checked my email & got a very very nice gift card from one of my long-time book & panty friends! Looking forward to book-buying!

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Thursday, March 17, 2011

From Twitter 03-16-2011

  • 08:01:01: Cleaning up for cable guy to come over & make our interwebs faster; some cams will be down at some point until he's gone.
  • 10:30:43: don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv..
  • 11:48:46: One benefit of not having insurance: 40,000 Washington residents impacted by insurer's data breach via @seattlepi
  • 11:52:29: THRILLED with our speedier cable internet connection!! Now if we can just get the DSL fixed for real; hasn't been stable since November.
  • 20:08:45: It gives me a very special feeling when @DeliaTS hands me her debit card and just says, "don't get TOO crazy" . . .
  • 20:29:56: Decisions, decisions ...

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

From Twitter 03-15-2011

  • 01:23:56: @lomatoutfaire My hands are remarkably & uniquely tiny. That didn't help. But @DeliaTS aggressive stance w/swiss army knife worked it out.
  • 01:25:23: Again, I'm not approving your friend request if your avatar is of an adorably chubby 10 year old boy or a babe in nappies.
  • 09:25:51: 40 year old men in nappies instantly approved, @BradSabbath !
  • 11:25:00: Look at my beautiful new old table at the cabin!
  • 15:52:25: Trying to pull myself away from hysterical semi-trainwreck webwhore's hilarious vlog. HI-LARRY-US!!! It's kind of adorable in a way, though.
  • 16:29:15: Reading personal ads on craigslist. One guy generously says, "i'll bring the boos".
  • 17:03:59: I've got to go soak my anus in the tub. It's sore from these massive logs I've been dropping two or more times a day lately.
  • 20:07:28: Shot a set of pics of @DeliaTS & am doing bills & other stuff while she logs in for private shows:

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

From Twitter 03-14-2011

  • 08:29:48: Watched this last night. (watching National Geographic: Solitary Confinement via @gomiso)
  • 10:05:41: A couple of pics of my spring green daisy panties:
  • 16:18:39: Am I the only person who has to exert herself so much trying to open the battery compartment on a phone that she SWEATS?
  • 16:26:09: Apparently I'm not alone: I've used 6 implements already to TRY to open this motherfucker. Scratched already.
  • 18:39:57: So you go into stores & open and close battery cases before you buy things, @lomatoutfaire ? That's what I call "wasted life".
  • 18:41:18: I read reviews before purchasing phone, @lomatoutfaire & I don't think "hard to open battery case" would have stopped me from purchasing.
  • 18:42:28: Also, I live 100 miles round trip away from phone stores @lomatoutfaire so even if I didn't detest such places, it's not exactly practical.
  • 20:43:18: This shit is too freaky: Japan stepped closer to a full blown nuclear catastrophe - The Washington Post
  • 21:34:11: Wow! I like shopping the Kindle store via my new phone way better than on my actual Kindle. This is pretty cool! Nuclear meltdowns aside...
  • 22:07:31: Ugh - tell him to get on cam for you & try to stay hard while he pinches his nose shut & breathes only through a straw, @DiamondJames
  • 22:35:02: Was going to blog tonight, but getting the new phone so fast means I spent those hours learning to use it somewhat. Oops!

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Monday, March 14, 2011

From Twitter 03-13-2011

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Sunday, March 13, 2011

From Twitter 03-12-2011

  • 00:24:37: Right up my alley . . . so far more about BDSM than I expe... (SICK: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist)
  • 14:11:32: OMG - just opened carefully stuffed package full of bday delights! Going to stretch out & savor unwrapping individual delights.
  • 22:02:21: These songs are going to be STUCK in my head! (watching Crazy Heart via @gomiso)

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

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Friday, March 11, 2011

From Twitter 03-10-2011

  • 10:00:43: Got some stuff shot last night, nothing destined to be FAVES though. Still worth it, I hope. Going to try again this morning!
  • 12:16:01: I should REALLY be taking more plumper pics on purpose because I've got the apron of fat & rolls & chubby face going ON these days!
  • 12:17:10: Note: that is not a put-down of myself. It's just hard for me to conform to one niche standard of body size. In other pics I look slender.
  • 13:23:44: I seem to be in a really good mood when I take my birth control pill in the morning instead of before going to sleep.
  • 13:29:30: So when I try to take plumper pics on purpose, then I don't look plump ENOUGH. Just sort of all . . . out of proportion.
  • 14:44:12: Sometimes it kind of freaks me out, how many people have seen my hole where the poop comes out. Total strangers on the internet. Bizarre.
  • 14:47:07: I'm listening to "Passion" by Hot Club Of Detroit ( #pandora - and so many other good tunes!
  • 15:26:46: With the addition of my chins, I sometimes look like Dig'em the Honey Smacks frog in certain pictures. But what can you do . . .
  • 20:36:17: Narrowing down a fresh set of pictures I just edited and hope to post tonight, but probably tomorrow AM.
  • 22:33:58: The Spring Green Daisy Panties gallery is now ready for members; does it inspire new growth in you?
  • 23:48:06: Bought a present for my bday I might regret: a smartphone & data plan w/tethering for possible roving cam (& ruination at the cabin).

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

From Twitter 03-09-2011

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

From Twitter 03-08-2011

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

From Twitter 03-07-2011

  • 11:48:10: Just took an hour long walk with @DeliaTS - it was lovely, including morning sun sparkling on wet rocks & chat with an elder on beach.
  • 12:16:35: I get deja vu when I douche my nose with saltwater & drink apple cider vinegar straight up. Was I a vagina from the 40s in a past life?
  • 22:53:04: Watched the 1st of these last night - good stuff! (watching Robot Stories via @gomiso)
  • 22:56:50: Looking forward to watching some more of this tonight. Not while we're eating, though. T... (Until the Light Takes Us)

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Monday, March 7, 2011

From Twitter 03-06-2011

  • 00:36:15: I despise the premise of this show, but liked enough of the pilot & the actress that I kinda want ... (Drop Dead Diva)
  • 01:13:58: Fuck that other show I mentioned. Xena is so much better! (watching Xena: Warrior Princess via @gomiso)
  • 10:31:59: shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock words get stuck in my head & just keep repeating . . .
  • 13:56:09: A delicious & naughty breakfast @DeliaTS & I shared on a snow day: on
  • 15:07:18: On the plus side, there's plenty of good bumpy, scabacious pickins to be had on my acne-riddled face. pickpickSCRATCHpick.
  • 15:38:03: Going to get some exercise on the parlor cam. Here's how to watch: (new site in rough draft, fyi)
  • 16:33:59: Ah! Nothing like the refreshing post-workout feel of sweaty nausea, headache & sight of bugs crawling around out of the corner of my eyes.
  • 16:41:12: RT @DeliaTS: Here's a sample pic from my last update. It was kind of a moody set but I like the way they turned out. ...
  • 16:43:03: RT @furrygirl: Ewww. Sorry for the tweetspam. I did not mean to authorize a spam-sender. Don't click on that "see who visits your Twitte ...
  • 16:52:44: Anyone have recipes for crazy-sexy-cool cocktails using Pepto Bismol as the starring ingredient playing opposite gin or other such spirit?
  • 16:55:41: Don't worry -- I'm only joking. I'm not the kind of pussy who EVER waters down her Pepto. I like my pink shit straight, no chaser.
  • 18:54:39: When you just don't feel like you can do anything right, you can always turn to cleaning the toilet.
  • 22:49:17: Awww, thanks! RT @iamjarob316 @tastytrixie you look so unbelieveably sexy right now in that pink shirt.

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Sunday, March 6, 2011

From Twitter 03-05-2011

  • 12:19:50: An unsexy description of how I've been sick since December: Yes, a post about lame-o ill health.
  • 14:03:21: Judging from the view of her spycam, @DeliaTS is really fucking herself hard on right now!
  • 14:04:42: LOL @Volfie99 - that's what I like to hear! I want @DeliaTS' wang to ALWAYS be in the corner of people's eyes when they communicate w/me!
  • 15:09:37: Woohooo!! That's awesome, @hypnoticriver - getting riled up and excited thinking of you slamming fists to the table.
  • 15:15:27: Working on a small site intended to clarify all the different ways to see me on cam, etc.
  • 17:19:45: Why am I so afraid people will mock me for loving Chuck Klosterman so much? It doesn't make SENSE . . . what's not to love?

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Saturday, March 5, 2011

From Twitter 03-04-2011

  • 10:50:10: Thank you my divine smoking goddess, @minasmusings - mwah!
  • 10:51:24: I think we just have a couple more episodes of The Tudors left, @amberlily - we've enjoyed it & are glad you got us to watch it!
  • 12:17:31: Ask an Abortion Provider | The Hairpin
  • 13:15:21: She's in a premium show right now, so you can jump in on the action or wait to get her alone:
  • 13:41:24: Putting on my invisibility cloak (aka going to the cabin). Bringing along cameras in case urge for more self-portraiture strikes.

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Thursday, March 3, 2011

From Twitter 03-02-2011

  • 10:24:41: Man, I looked so young six years ago. I was also so fucking stupid.
  • 19:03:59: Spent the day at the cabin while @DeliaTS went to her doctor in Seattle. Enjoyed cleaning & cozy, quiet solitude.
  • 19:17:24: Sometimes I hate the internet. Can we PLEASE go back to making fun of people BEHIND THEIR BACKS instead of publicly online???

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

From Twitter 03-01-2011

  • 01:51:17: Henry Cavill is so fffffffUCKING HOT!!! And he's going to play Superman? Be still my quivering cunt! (The Tudors)
  • 10:52:42: We fucked last night. And it was GOOD. And it was VERY GOOD. Like, "hope I didn't wake up the neighbors" good.
  • 12:12:47: Spent important & good time with @DeliaTS past half hour talking about where we're at, where we're going, our desire for change, etc.
  • 12:13:55: Note: this talk was about work, money goals, midlife, home, etc., not where "we" as a romantic couple are at/going/changing.
  • 13:05:02: I'm writing the checks/doing the bill-paying right now while @DeliaTS makes the money:

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

From Twitter 02-28-2011

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