Saturday, July 31, 2010

From Twitter 07-30-2010



  • 01:32:02: The only thing I don't like about eating lots of blueberries is that the little tiny seeds make my poop gritty.
  • 10:37:23: I awoke to watch the neighbor's dog shitting in our yard. Guess this "mystery" is solved: http://is.gd/dTk3M
  • 14:03:53: Have you ever noticed how you (almost) never hear the word "rectum" used in porn? And it's only three letters away from the word "erect"!
  • 16:21:23: Heating up leftovers to fuel up for some camming. Less than 3 hours until my group show for members, might do pay-to-play too.
  • 19:36:31: Attempting to build a playlist with a couple of new songs (and ten old ones) for my show at the top of the hour. Computer. so. SLOOOOWohno.
  • 21:40:38: We are doing pay-to-play camming you can spy on as members OR get shows: http://deliats.cammodels.com http://trixie.cammodels.co
  • 21:50:16: OMG -- the cutest boy with the biggest cock and total hyperactivity disorder just displayed himself frenetically on cam for me. SO funny!
  • 22:21:07: I *loved* the show I did for the boob-fan guy who wanted me to moan and display my breasts. BOOBS! http://trixie.cammodels.com
  • 23:05:37: Yum . . . I love Asian boys . . . it's hard for me to put on a show when I mostly just want to WATCH these guys . . .
  • 23:06:27: I'm hungry now though so that's enough camming for tonight . . . @DeliaTS is still doing shows it looks like: http://deliats.cammodels.com
  • 23:31:14: Just posted 56 pics of me in white satin panties playing with a beaver (rabbit-like) style vibrator with a shaved pussy (taken awhile back).


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Friday, July 30, 2010

From Twitter 07-29-2010





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Thursday, July 29, 2010

From Twitter 07-28-2010



  • 08:24:53: Just awoke from a dream that I was working in a sawmill. Because of the noisy sawing our neighbors are doing for real. #noisepollution
  • 08:31:09: Also, my right leg and feet are so sore from my massage yesterday I can barely walk. I am limping and in pain. #firstworldproblems
  • 08:32:25: RT @jizlee: RT @laughingsquid: world's oldest person on Twitter @ivybean104 passed away in her sleep at age 104 http://bit.ly/bzQz5L /vi ...
  • 08:40:44: I also dreamt I was one of The Golden Girls. I now have big band music stuck in my head: "I'm the SHEIKY man . . . of Araby" #oldsoul #dork
  • 13:34:06: It may have been overkill to take ambien this morning in attempt to reclaim just 2 hours of wayward sleep.
  • 15:26:57: Awesome! Stumbled unwittingly onto a beasty site from a clips4sale store. Their theme song is Greensleeves sung in German w/accordian.
  • 23:45:04: I think I've realigned my brain to make the rest of this week both awesome AND productive.


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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

From Twitter 07-27-2010



  • 00:09:58: The past couple of hours I've tried to prevent myself from typing this, but can't fight it any longer: I feel depressed tonight. Boo.
  • 10:02:04: I love it when guys who were members of my site years ago rejoin years later. They remember me & still want to jack off to me! That is nice!
  • 10:08:54: @SabrinaMorgan Thank you - that means a lot to me and alleviates some of my sad. I'm very glad #desireealliance is a success w/good energy!
  • 10:50:09: Been working with @DeliaTS on putting together outfits to shoot her in tonight for her first new-boobs photo sets.
  • 11:25:31: Why do I procrastinate on stretching when it makes me feel so good in so many ways?
  • 11:35:52: Fuck your shitty "journalism" @seattleweekly Brent Magarrell Charged With Raping 16-Year-Old Girl on Her Bday: http://bit.ly/bvHGMx
  • 11:44:25: Totally @Elligirl - @seattleweekly has become tasteless & stupid (to put it mildly) in attempts to be "edgy" to compete w/ The Stranger.
  • 13:32:15: Sitting in a stranger's home waiting for a massage therapist I've never seen before. Where the fuck is she?
  • 15:37:23: I really dislike dudes who lose their sense of humor when their penises harden (if they had 1 in the 1st place). Lighten up: IT'S A BONER!
  • 15:39:38: Oh, but my massage was GREAT & worth the wait/mix-up. Plus I got 2 hugs!! First good massage I've had since March. My body LOVED it!
  • 17:05:15: 4 of 5 stars to On Subbing by Dave Roche http://bit.ly/clIonp
  • 17:54:51: I'm dire need of sleep reclamation, but I don't WANNA take a nap (& can't concentrate on work). Reading Fledgling (RAD!) by Octavia Butler.
  • 17:56:15: Come now @stripperhusband! The little woman & @rollertrain can attest to the fact I've never posted any of my poop pics online! Yet...
  • 18:10:35: Oh well. It's bill-paying day so I'll take care of all of that nonsense & maybe pursue that nap afterwards.
  • 22:36:23: @stripperhusband maybe @rollertrain & I should have an artistic poop-off or perhaps a collaborative photo blog with additional contributors.
  • 22:51:36: Incisions aren't healed yet, but when @DeliaTS took off her tie-front top and was all naked-like while shooting it looked REALLY DELICIOUS!


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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

From Twitter 07-26-2010



  • 03:18:14: We lucked into an awesome koto performance. So beautiful! http://twitpic.com/28ti84
  • 11:37:39: Yes, I am kind of sad I'm not at the #desireealliance conference.
  • 14:37:04: Blueberries are so so so so SO awesome! We bought a flat of them last night and they make me feel so comforted & well-treated by the world.
  • 15:21:37: Contemplating changing our relationship status on my civilian FB profile to "in an open relationship". Interesting to consider definitions.
  • 15:24:09: How many people subscribe to other people's twitter feeds in an RSS reader rather than (or in addition to) following them? I do sometimes.
  • 20:43:42: I am going to unveil a contest soon on my site to try to get guys to record more self-shot jack-off videos for me to enjoy. Need new ones!
  • 21:02:56: CLASSIC= vid a guy shot of himself slowly jerking off with romanti-foreplay music playing & firelight shadows flickering on wall behind him.
  • 21:18:56: RT @BradSabbath: Vitaminwater Isn't Healthy, Rules Federal Judge - The Consumerist http://bit.ly/cFdYaE
  • 21:32:32: Sometimes it feels really awesome to just pee all over my hand.
  • 21:33:47: Weird. Why is my pee turning my fingers numb? This is like a freaky science fiction golden shower porn movie book!!


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Monday, July 26, 2010

From Twitter 07-25-2010



  • 00:10:51: Reading some ignorant biased shit on an adult industry board about genital warts. Oh SURPRISE/duh! AIM testing doesn't help you there!
  • 09:54:09: Last night we made beautiful, sweet love with the super-bright moon streaming blue light onto us in bed. Window open; could neighbor's hear?
  • 11:41:18: Okay, I've had enough for the day of being an asshole on GFY. Time to move on to more positive endeavors.
  • 22:46:14: Really glad to be home but SO HAPPY we got to see our nephews after months of not & before they leave on a longish trip.
  • 23:29:54: Listening to a camgirl explaining with disbelief/irritation that it's not her CLIT that is pierced, it's the hood.


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Sunday, July 25, 2010

From Twitter 07-24-2010



  • 01:08:22: Full moon on our way to see Inception (TOO LONG). http://twitpic.com/284vj2
  • 01:14:24: I see a vision of hell before me: being a waitress at Shari's after midnight on a Friday night in Silverdale, WA. Lots o drunk, stupid, etc.
  • 03:35:03: In the foggy moonlight the ship's foghorn was echoed by the basso rumbling of my brooding flatulence. The coyote shivered in her sleep.
  • 12:30:06: 5 of 5 stars to Lean on Pete by Willy Vlautin http://bit.ly/af6lSW
  • 12:40:02: I'm sorry, but I am just not into adults using photos of children as their avatars. I don't get it. Same with using celeb photos.
  • 14:15:26: Check out http://londonandrews.blogspot.com - You are the most gorgeous woman I've seen on the internet in recent memory, @LondonInAustin!
  • 14:40:59: @bellabellini the only thing I've seen like that is http://www.amember.com which is used by http://crashpadseries.com - looks interesting!
  • 16:14:19: OMG . . . camming is going SO SLOWLY right now. And I refuse to "audition" for a show: http://trixie.cammodels.com
  • 16:30:52: Godammit! Don't show me a big beautiful cock with a throbbing knob then take it away from me!!
  • 17:08:51: Whoah! I am shaking all over after that orgasm.
  • 18:40:13: One guy must've given me, like, a 3 out of 5 rating. I wonder if it's because of my belly overhang?
  • 22:32:43: I just lifted the corners of my toenails (on big toes) & shoved cotton soaked in tea tree oil under them to try to keep them from ingrowing.


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Saturday, July 24, 2010

From Twitter 07-23-2010



  • 16:07:36: The word "coo" is pretty . . . hehe . . . COO. And by "coo" I mean that cute sound babies and ladies make.
  • 19:04:56: @chaosaka Thank you! I'm so glad you noticed and told me. I was in the middle of fixing that earlier in the week & must've gotten distracted
  • 20:40:45: I know I'm a sorry sack of shit not getting anything done, but I need to take @DeliaTS off cam and out to a fun movie. Finished a sad book.


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Friday, July 23, 2010

From Twitter 07-22-2010



  • 00:10:18: Mentally giving myself 5 silver stars for that bit of cardio followed by stretching by candlelight followed by stretching by moonlight.
  • 01:31:57: Description of Star Trek: Voyager episode "Night" we watched tonight: http://is.gd/dBQmc - definitely one of my faves in this series!
  • 11:40:24: There's nothing more satisfying than having a hearty poop within an hour of waking up. I've succeeded on that front three days in a row.
  • 12:47:39: Just got back from getting a new box of Roastaroma (my fave NO caffeine morning tea) & mind-altering drugs (aka books) from the library.
  • 12:50:43: {shudders} I should NOT be reading this: RT @washingtonpost Passenger describes 'free fall' onboard United jet http://bit.ly/dcnQfG
  • 15:55:07: Such a cool name for Playboy's new safe-for-work site, but such POOR, tacky, unsophisticated execution: http://thesmokingjacket.com
  • 16:31:46: Prepping to moisten my soft poochy belly with a sheen of sweat doing cardio before shaving 'round the edges of my bush, showering & camming.
  • 16:42:13: Oh lord . . . how do you unfriend/block people on facebook quickly?
  • 18:32:20: I think @DeliaTS is about to log in to do some camming. Members can spy on her or you can buy a show from her: http://deliats.cammodels.com
  • 20:04:08: Today's Portrait in Gluttony: me stuffing huge bowl of noodles down my throat so fast it wadded up/hurt/could barely breathe. Wanted MORE!
  • 20:06:01: RT @Kaibutsu: http://bit.ly/9yqRvN Please check out my articles. I'm self-promoting & only get paid if people read & comment. Help a brother
  • 20:44:08: I want to hire someone to help clean our house, but feel stymied by confidentiality issues, the spycams, etc.
  • 20:45:18: AWESOME! RT @AaliyahLove69: @tastytrixie my maid always cleaned around my dildos and dusted my webcam with a straight face:)
  • 20:55:55: Okay, I'm getting too late of a start in the "beautifying" department to make it worth shaving & putting on makeup for camming. Tomorrow!


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Thursday, July 22, 2010

From Twitter 07-21-2010



  • 15:02:19: About to exercise but want I really want to do is put on an invisibility cloak & order two full servings of eggs benedict & hashbrowns.
  • 15:21:46: Fuck it. I'm going to engage in some more gluttony and procrastinate on that whole stupid "exercise" thing.
  • 15:24:08: Note: my recent superconsumption coincides with me quitting taking St. John's Wort. I feel great aside from being sugar/starch addicted.
  • 18:08:45: 4 of 5 stars to The Eye of the Heron and Other Stories by Ursula K. Le Guin http://bit.ly/ce6cqy
  • 18:13:19: Wow! I'm impressed by this huge, massively-aggressive fly buzzing around me. It acted like it was going to braid my stinky unwashed hair!
  • 22:50:09: I know you've lost hope in seeing me do something that doesn't involve sitting on my ass, but I *am* going to exercise in MOMENTS on cam!


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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

From Twitter 07-20-2010



  • 12:53:08: Link for members (and free preview/description/.gif for others) of the kinky role play video we just posted: http://is.gd/dzMB9
  • 13:20:02: Wow . . . I have a major caffeine buzz from my decaf English Breakfast.
  • 17:38:06: 4 of 5 stars to The Sealed Letter by Emma Donoghue http://bit.ly/d5noCJ
  • 18:05:36: FUCK rich scientologists & their vendettas against critics: via @candice http://bit.ly/9gwkT6 #stupidscientology Good luck @JohnLDixon!
  • 18:10:30: I can't help wanting to send hate mail to these assholes trying to steal from their daughter-in-law: via @aagblog: http://bit.ly/cqqx1X
  • 23:00:31: I'm disgusted by how little I accomplished today, but am blaming it on a lack of good fortune making me waste time being a frugal shopper.


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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

From Twitter 07-19-2010



  • 15:21:19: My mom just left. I should start cracking immediately on catching up on work not done during her stay, but oooohhh my I really want a nap!
  • 16:17:21: I have got to get this role-play video ready for members. Even if watching it to do minimal edits will make me cringe with embarrassment.
  • 22:31:15: Watching Star Trek Insurrection while our kinky video encodes & uploads (4 files of 2 formats & sizes, 21+ minutes long).


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Monday, July 19, 2010

From Twitter 07-18-2010



  • 18:02:38: Kinda casts a pall on a meal hearing woman at next table emotionally abuse her husband.
  • 19:41:05: All of the San Francisco pounds I just managed to lose are coming back with a vengeance thanks to my mom being here. EATING LIKE CRAZY!
  • 19:44:43: I'm talking about PIE, deep fried battered breaded fish, french fries, monte cristo sandwiches, pasta . . . all in speedy succession.
  • 21:48:00: 4 of 5 stars to Bottomfeeder by Bob Fingerman http://bit.ly/c2meiV


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Sunday, July 18, 2010

From Twitter 07-17-2010



  • 17:35:31: To @DeliaTS: You know my mom is going to want to inspect your new boobs, right? (my mom is on her way over to our house right now).
  • 18:17:05: Sigh. Wish I'd have advised my mom to plan ahead better / not do what she did regarding the stupid fucking ferries to get out here.


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Saturday, July 17, 2010

From Twitter 07-16-2010



  • 11:10:51: Both @DeliaTS & I have webcam shows & chat on the schedule tonight & tomorrow: http://trixieandfriends.com/2010/07/webcam-shows-chat-3/
  • 13:45:01: Okay, that's the 5th time I've walked straight into a doorjamb or piece of furniture this week. I need to stop shoulder-tackling wood. HURTS
  • 17:27:29: Back from salon. My hair is blonde mini-Elvira style. Have tried on 25 things hoping to find match to shoot in/take advantage. Failing.
  • 20:16:19: Is there any reason someone's handle in chat would be "burningcross" if not a racist? I kicked him out since no one could provide one.
  • 20:27:07: Ahh, thanks @I_am_Cliff - I wish he would've responded to my question as to the meaning of his nick so I would've known if that was it.


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Friday, July 16, 2010

From Twitter 07-15-2010



  • 00:21:52: Glad to be home! Looking forward to some Star Trek & cuddles with @DeliaTS.
  • 14:42:37: RT @BitchMedia: TelevIsm: Police Women of Memphis depicts trans women with respect http://bit.ly/9PbhYr
  • 15:28:50: 4 of 5 stars to The Intuitionist by Colson Whitehead http://bit.ly/9leIgy
  • 16:06:33: Why would anybody want to take a trip to Florida in August?
  • 17:29:27: Listening to Mel Gibson's "racist rants". Because a phrase like "violent misogynist dehumanizes & threatens to kill wife" is too complex.
  • 17:59:51: @LadyErisiana VERY good point. I've never been to FL so I've never felt its heat or experienced its more amazing qualities.
  • 18:00:53: If the word "nigger" only applied to black WOMEN, I'll bet it would be treated just as casually as bitch, whore and cunt are.
  • 22:32:14: I love walking at dusk with the bats weaving and flop-fluttering between @DeliaTS and I.


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Thursday, July 15, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:59 Really sleepy after having nightmares all night long. Seriously, I was asleep less than 90 minutes & already deeply immersed in freaky shit. #
  • 13:28 HILARIOUS: World War II is full of plot holes, and the writers should all be fired: bit.ly/c43Lyf #
  • 14:45 People making me suck up their cigarette smoke on a summer day waiting for a ferry make me HATE.HUMANS.SO MUCH!!!! #
  • 14:54 Seriously, the skin around my mouth is burning from these shitholes' smoke. I turned up STATIC on my radio to drown out their noises tho. #
  • 15:08 Ugh. Just noticed they have those stupid TESTICL ES hanging from the rear of their stupid shiny red moron truck. #
  • 15:21 On a more positive note, The Mountain: twitpic.com/25bfxz #
  • 00:21 Glad to be home! Looking forward to some Star Trek & cuddles with @DeliaTS. #
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From Twitter 07-14-2010



  • 01:00:10: Sometimes camming just makes me extra horny. So @DeliaTS and I just had some sweet sex. Must say, her new tits are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 08:59:21: Really sleepy after having nightmares all night long. Seriously, I was asleep less than 90 minutes & already deeply immersed in freaky shit.
  • 13:28:26: HILARIOUS: World War II is full of plot holes, and the writers should all be fired: http://bit.ly/c43Lyf
  • 14:45:36: People making me suck up their cigarette smoke on a summer day waiting for a ferry make me HATE.HUMANS.SO MUCH!!!!
  • 14:54:23: Seriously, the skin around my mouth is burning from these shitholes' smoke. I turned up STATIC on my radio to drown out their noises tho.
  • 15:08:17: Ugh. Just noticed they have those stupid TESTICLES hanging from the rear of their stupid shiny red moron truck.
  • 15:21:42: On a more positive note, The Mountain: http://twitpic.com/25bfxz


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 14:41 Yay! Done with bill-paying for another week. Very thankful it looks better than last. #
  • 17:16 Cleaning & prettying up to do some pay-to-view camming (which my members can spy on but they're not the most flattering vantage points). #
  • 19:55 Logged into a less-busy site hoping to get the money that's accrued from non-live stuff over the months. Boooooring . . . . #
  • 21:54 Thanks to badgolfer for giving me time for my orgasm tonight! That relieved a lot of pentup pressure from the other shows. ;) #
  • 22:34 Getting ready to eat some dinner and watch some Star Trek: Voyager but I will come back to my machine to post vlog for members before bed! #
  • 01:00 Sometimes camming just makes me extra horny. So @DeliaTS and I just had some sweet sex. Must say, her new tits are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! #
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From Twitter 07-13-2010



  • 14:41:26: Yay! Done with bill-paying for another week. Very thankful it looks better than last.
  • 17:16:11: Cleaning & prettying up to do some pay-to-view camming (which my members can spy on but they're not the most flattering vantage points).
  • 18:42:30: OMG the boys watching me on cam are so fucking young looking it is almost scary
  • 18:42:40: 18ish, but still . . . I am getting older and pervier!
  • 18:55:45: These role plays are making me way way WAY too fucking horny. Might have to log out to get my rocks off
  • 19:55:24: Logged into a less-busy site hoping to get the money that's accrued from non-live stuff over the months. Boooooring . . . .
  • 21:54:09: Thanks to badgolfer for giving me time for my orgasm tonight! That relieved a lot of pentup pressure from the other shows. ;)
  • 22:34:21: Getting ready to eat some dinner and watch some Star Trek: Voyager but I will come back to my machine to post vlog for members before bed!


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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:39 Having a hard time prioritizing work so going to exercise because that's ALWAYS productive! On cam, members: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 15:20 As I get older it becomes increasingly satisfying to get into loud confrontations with shitty drivers. #
  • 16:41 Time for a shower. Thinking of doing some camming tonight so I want to look shiny and like I smell good and stuff. #
  • 18:32 Message in my goodreads inbox: "wow you look like a whore". My guess is he didn't like my bad review of _Needful Things_. #
  • 18:56 I'm on cam now showing cleavage & playing a countdown t o striptease!! Members: check the schedule for the link: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 20:10 Okay, fuck that shit. I'm logging in somewhere else where I can make some money. #
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From Twitter 07-12-2010



  • 12:39:25: Having a hard time prioritizing work so going to exercise because that's ALWAYS productive! On cam, members: http://tinyurl.com/spyonus
  • 15:20:52: As I get older it becomes increasingly satisfying to get into loud confrontations with shitty drivers.
  • 16:41:46: Time for a shower. Thinking of doing some camming tonight so I want to look shiny and like I smell good and stuff.
  • 18:32:02: Message in my goodreads inbox: "wow you look like a whore". My guess is he didn't like my bad review of _Needful Things_.
  • 18:56:58: I'm on cam now showing cleavage & playing a countdown to striptease!! Members: check the schedule for the link: http://tinyurl.com/spyonus
  • 20:10:03: Okay, fuck that shit. I'm logging in somewhere else where I can make some money.


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Monday, July 12, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:29 Just read something by @rollertrain that has me clutching my neck & chest (pain in there) with recognition, relief, heartsickness, etc. #
  • 12:47 I smell like spunk & salt-cured meats. Like musky cunt hair and prosciutto splashed with sweaty vinegar. #
  • 13:38 The process of downloading, duplicating & backing up photo files is not sexy or intrinsically fulfilling to me. Just time-consuming boredom. #
  • 13:39 @SequoiaRedd SCARY!! Yeesh -- I hope you find out what it is fast & get treatment & full recovery ASAP. #
  • 14:29 My mind continues to be bogg led by women who describe having PMS-like symptoms when they are HAVING their period & should be relieved. What? #
  • 15:55 Getting ready to do some bouncy-bouncy exercise. Members go here if you want to spy: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 16:00 I keep picking a tiny zit-scab on my face hoping it will make way for a big fat plug of yellow grease to emerge for me to pull out slowly. #
  • 16:32 My exercising only lasted about 20 minutes before I crapped out. Blaming it on the overwarm weather. #
  • 16:42 I have to stop feeling like a failure when minor internet celebs and/or people I like stop following me. My feed is my FEED. No compromises. #
  • 16:50 Catching up with @adorableaudrey 's tweets that I've missed out on. Sigh. I am so out of touch with people I adore. LIFE, you know? #
  • 17:13 I would love to take a shower now but there's a stubborn clod of poop I'm hoping to move out of my bunghole area first. #
  • 20:10 GodDAMN the neighbor's all-hours-of-daylight construction project. Hammering at sundown on a Sunday is just shithole intrusive. #
  • 20:11 I would start blasting a really loud porno with the windows open, speakers aimed at him 4 revenge but I do not want to hear that now either. #
  • 23:21 I gave a big chunk of today over to self-love in the forms of reading, exercise, masturbation, self-massage, weird dancing & a nap. #
  • 23:56 3 of 5 stars to The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms by J.P. Donleavy bit.ly/9oiFSJ #
  • 23:58 3 of 5 stars to The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms by J.P. Donleavy bit.ly/cqVNSX #
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From Twitter 07-11-2010



  • 11:29:58: Just read something by @rollertrain that has me clutching my neck & chest (pain in there) with recognition, relief, heartsickness, etc.
  • 12:47:46: I smell like spunk & salt-cured meats. Like musky cunt hair and prosciutto splashed with sweaty vinegar.
  • 13:38:19: The process of downloading, duplicating & backing up photo files is not sexy or intrinsically fulfilling to me. Just time-consuming boredom.
  • 13:39:25: @SequoiaRedd SCARY!! Yeesh -- I hope you find out what it is fast & get treatment & full recovery ASAP.
  • 14:29:38: My mind continues to be boggled by women who describe having PMS-like symptoms when they are HAVING their period & should be relieved. What?
  • 15:55:49: Getting ready to do some bouncy-bouncy exercise. Members go here if you want to spy: http://tinyurl.com/spyonus
  • 16:00:17: I keep picking a tiny zit-scab on my face hoping it will make way for a big fat plug of yellow grease to emerge for me to pull out slowly.
  • 16:32:26: My exercising only lasted about 20 minutes before I crapped out. Blaming it on the overwarm weather.
  • 16:42:21: I have to stop feeling like a failure when minor internet celebs and/or people I like stop following me. My feed is my FEED. No compromises.
  • 16:50:32: Catching up with @adorableaudrey 's tweets that I've missed out on. Sigh. I am so out of touch with people I adore. LIFE, you know?
  • 17:13:25: I would love to take a shower now but there's a stubborn clod of poop I'm hoping to move out of my bunghole area first.
  • 20:10:51: GodDAMN the neighbor's all-hours-of-daylight construction project. Hammering at sundown on a Sunday is just shithole intrusive.
  • 20:11:50: I would start blasting a really loud porno with the windows open, speakers aimed at him 4 revenge but I do not want to hear that now either.
  • 23:21:50: I gave a big chunk of today over to self-love in the forms of reading, exercise, masturbation, self-massage, weird dancing & a nap.
  • 23:56:25: 3 of 5 stars to The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms by J.P. Donleavy http://bit.ly/9oiFSJ
  • 23:58:33: 3 of 5 stars to The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms by J.P. Donleavy http://bit.ly/cqVNSX


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Sunday, July 11, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:14 Dear sweet JESUS, let me stay away from computers at least one day a week . . . this should be the day but you know how it goes. #
  • 12:35 Oh, sweet bliss . . . my anus is twitching. It's that most splendid time of the day. #
  • 13:58 Shit . . . I totally spelled "lavender" wrong on my last gallery. I'm guessing the finger touching my butthole made up for it, though. #
  • 14:05 You can preview our latest updates here: trixieandfriends.com (check @DeliaTS open-bottom panties & bullet bra: is.gd/dnchg ) #
  • 14:11 @DiamondJames OMG I love it -- you're going to get all of us redhead lovers wishing you'd stayed a ginger, though! #
  • 14:49 Apparently I'm incapable of relaxing in the house unless I'm in bed, covered with foodstuffs, eating my time away. #
  • 15:27 4 of 5 stars to Young Men in Spats by P.G. Wodehouse bit.ly/99AZ9b #
  • 15:56 Sometimes I am so glad I'm not super smart. It must be such a strange bore and/or too frustrating for words. #
  • 19:40 Grrr! Wanted to punch drivers at 4 way stop who totally drove through / ignored / almost hit poor little chubby girl trying to cross street. #
  • 19:44 As a porno-photographer, I look at some authors' head shots & promo photos and just cringe recognizing the earnest amateurity of them. #
  • 22:58 It's very difficult for me to restrain my own arousal when giving gents explicit instruction in how to stimulate their penises to climax. #
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From Twitter 07-10-2010



  • 12:14:55: Dear sweet JESUS, let me stay away from computers at least one day a week . . . this should be the day but you know how it goes.
  • 12:35:25: Oh, sweet bliss . . . my anus is twitching. It's that most splendid time of the day.
  • 13:58:06: Shit . . . I totally spelled "lavender" wrong on my last gallery. I'm guessing the finger touching my butthole made up for it, though.
  • 14:05:55: You can preview our latest updates here: http://trixieandfriends.com (check @DeliaTS open-bottom panties & bullet bra: http://is.gd/dnchg )
  • 14:11:40: @DiamondJames OMG I love it -- you're going to get all of us redhead lovers wishing you'd stayed a ginger, though!
  • 14:49:18: Apparently I'm incapable of relaxing in the house unless I'm in bed, covered with foodstuffs, eating my time away.
  • 15:27:08: 4 of 5 stars to Young Men in Spats by P.G. Wodehouse http://bit.ly/99AZ9b
  • 15:56:09: Sometimes I am so glad I'm not super smart. It must be such a strange bore and/or too frustrating for words.
  • 19:40:52: Grrr! Wanted to punch drivers at 4 way stop who totally drove through / ignored / almost hit poor little chubby girl trying to cross street.
  • 19:44:11: As a porno-photographer, I look at some authors' head shots & promo photos and just cringe recognizing the earnest amateurity of them.
  • 22:58:51: It's very difficult for me to restrain my own arousal when giving gents explicit instruction in how to stimulate their penises to climax.


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Saturday, July 10, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 13:03 Plowing through more of last night's task of manually setting people up for special access, emailing them individually, etc. Hours to go. #
  • 21:16 Phew! I'm officially all caught up on ONE thing! I hope the folks I wrote back to tonight & tomorrow enjoy the "ladyjuices" I sent them... #
  • 21:50 I am many hours overdue for a day off, but not at all sure whether/when/how I'll give myself one. I'm not bitching, I'm bragging! ;) #
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From Twitter 07-09-2010



  • 13:03:45: Plowing through more of last night's task of manually setting people up for special access, emailing them individually, etc. Hours to go.
  • 21:16:42: Phew! I'm officially all caught up on ONE thing! I hope the folks I wrote back to tonight & tomorrow enjoy the "ladyjuices" I sent them...
  • 21:50:39: I am many hours overdue for a day off, but not at all sure whether/when/how I'll give myself one. I'm not bitching, I'm bragging! ;)


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Friday, July 9, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 13:12 Going to do some dishes while waiting for the mail to come. Feeling paralyzed until those checks come. #
  • 15:53 Uploading a new gallery for our members; won't post it 'til later though when I'll have a vlog entry & ADDITIONALgallery or something else. #
  • 16:24 The tiniest bit of a cool breeze just kissed my shoulders ... almost made it worth listening to one of our neighbor's table saw. #
  • 18:45 Can I blame acting like an asshole on the hot weather? PRETTY PLEASE? Because it's hot. And I'm acting like an asshole. Need to cool off. #
  • 22:12 About to do something I've been procrastinating on for MONTHS. Fe eling anxious about it, knowing I've disappointed people who waited. #
  • 22:48 LOL @greenguy89 - lots of things I haven't gotten to like that, but no -- this is one with more people & a more formal waitlist/procedure. #
  • 23:42 Two new galleries posted for members; didn't vlog or finish setting up the whole list of people wanting access to my secret sauce, though. #
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From Twitter 07-08-2010



  • 13:12:39: Going to do some dishes while waiting for the mail to come. Feeling paralyzed until those checks come.
  • 15:53:37: Uploading a new gallery for our members; won't post it 'til later though when I'll have a vlog entry & ADDITIONALgallery or something else.
  • 16:24:25: The tiniest bit of a cool breeze just kissed my shoulders ... almost made it worth listening to one of our neighbor's table saw.
  • 18:45:24: Can I blame acting like an asshole on the hot weather? PRETTY PLEASE? Because it's hot. And I'm acting like an asshole. Need to cool off.
  • 22:12:08: About to do something I've been procrastinating on for MONTHS. Feeling anxious about it, knowing I've disappointed people who waited.
  • 22:48:20: LOL @greenguy89 - lots of things I haven't gotten to like that, but no -- this is one with more people & a more formal waitlist/procedure.
  • 23:42:17: Two new galleries posted for members; didn't vlog or finish setting up the whole list of people wanting access to my secret sauce, though.


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Thursday, July 8, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:20 So disturbed by the 10% tan tax. Shitty shitty bass ackwards regulation & taxation reminds me how fucking stupid "my" party can be. #
  • 12:29 Going outside for some ball bouncing on the patio to self-soothe/hyperfocus/break up my brain's stale chi. #
  • 12:39 Instead of ball-bouncing I took a big huge cleansing poop. How's THAT for breaking up stale chi? In my butthole! My root chakra feels great. #
  • 14:31 Remaining calm in spite of having 45 cents in bank account. Checks I wrote for the 11th & sent early because of holiday already cashed. :( #
  • 14:33 Oh well, it's fun, right? Like, life's a g amble!! We have a bunch of checks coming TO US any day now, but hard to predict when (holiday). #
  • 15:03 I know it's really hard & super challenging at times, but life feels better when you don't take other people's stupidity so personally. #
  • 17:05 My nose is back to ye olde photo-editing grindstone. #
  • 17:31 We consistently fail to make the soles of our shoes photo-ready. Made-in-China shoe-size stickers or gum with fuzz & stuff stuck to it, etc. #
  • 22:31 Just spent over an hour walking outside. And it was good. #
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From Twitter 07-07-2010



  • 12:20:59: So disturbed by the 10% tan tax. Shitty shitty bass ackwards regulation & taxation reminds me how fucking stupid "my" party can be.
  • 12:29:54: Going outside for some ball bouncing on the patio to self-soothe/hyperfocus/break up my brain's stale chi.
  • 12:39:58: Instead of ball-bouncing I took a big huge cleansing poop. How's THAT for breaking up stale chi? In my butthole! My root chakra feels great.
  • 14:31:22: Remaining calm in spite of having 45 cents in bank account. Checks I wrote for the 11th & sent early because of holiday already cashed. :(
  • 14:33:32: Oh well, it's fun, right? Like, life's a gamble!! We have a bunch of checks coming TO US any day now, but hard to predict when (holiday).
  • 15:03:18: I know it's really hard & super challenging at times, but life feels better when you don't take other people's stupidity so personally.
  • 17:05:16: My nose is back to ye olde photo-editing grindstone.
  • 17:31:10: We consistently fail to make the soles of our shoes photo-ready. Made-in-China shoe-size stickers or gum with fuzz & stuff stuck to it, etc.
  • 22:31:42: Just spent over an hour walking outside. And it was good.


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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 13:50 Wasted hours chatting on a camsite today for the first time & got suspended, for what I don't know. I hate mainstream sites. #
  • 13:59 Thanks for the message @monkeystick - yeah, it's ludicrous, the perception people have of webwhores as a bigger threat than anything else. #
  • 14:45 Considering a nap.Kind of like hitting my biological reset button. #
  • 15:52 I love GT's Kombucha but they're lying to act as though the alcohol content isn't noticeable. Unfair to people trying to maintain sobriety. #
  • 16:21 We have 2 family and 1 friend get-togethers we want to do this month. But that adds up to, like, a week of not working. How to swing it? #
  • 16:28 It looks like I have a bald spot in my leftern eyebrow but it's actually just a large whitehead of a zit parting the hairs & poking out. #
  • 17:31 Editing pics of myself. First one was SO CUTE looking at it sideways. Rotated properly, though, I look grinning, mad-dog crazeeee. #
  • 22:31 RT @spyonus: Want to know where I'm chatting & camming at? I'm TrixieTeases at myfreecams.com: profiles.myfreecams.com/TrixieTeases #
  • 23:31 Just recorded a vlog that I'm not sure I'll post for members. Feel like I *need* to log into another camsite as long as I have on makeup. #
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From Twitter 07-06-2010



  • 01:50:27: Sex is a good, good thing. And so is looking down at your GF's new boobs in the candlelight and PUMPINGahhhh!
  • 13:50:09: Wasted hours chatting on a camsite today for the first time & got suspended, for what I don't know. I hate mainstream sites.
  • 13:59:00: Thanks for the message @monkeystick - yeah, it's ludicrous, the perception people have of webwhores as a bigger threat than anything else.
  • 13:59:07: RT @monkeystick: @tastytrixie justin.tv is ridiculous, they sell ads over pirated movie/tv streams yet they ban anyone who even remotely ...
  • 14:45:05: Considering a nap.Kind of like hitting my biological reset button.
  • 15:52:19: I love GT's Kombucha but they're lying to act as though the alcohol content isn't noticeable. Unfair to people trying to maintain sobriety.
  • 16:21:48: We have 2 family and 1 friend get-togethers we want to do this month. But that adds up to, like, a week of not working. How to swing it?
  • 16:28:19: It looks like I have a bald spot in my leftern eyebrow but it's actually just a large whitehead of a zit parting the hairs & poking out.
  • 17:31:16: Editing pics of myself. First one was SO CUTE looking at it sideways. Rotated properly, though, I look grinning, mad-dog crazeeee.
  • 22:31:18: RT @spyonus: Want to know where I'm chatting & camming at? I'm TrixieTeases at myfreecams.com: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/TrixieTeases
  • 23:31:12: Just recorded a vlog that I'm not sure I'll post for members. Feel like I *need* to log into another camsite as long as I have on makeup.


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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:45 Lovely overcast, damp morning with a doe and her spotted fawn mowing our lawn in frantic-mouthed nibbles. #
  • 11:30 I gained five pounds in SF. Every last one of them, apparently, in my gut. The unusual part is it didn't bloat my face out this time. #
  • 13:53 Latest update from @DeliaTS = her Red, White & Spooge Vid: trixieandfriends.com/2010/07/red-white-and-spooge-video/ #
  • 15:14 Going to hit the shower now in order to try out a new (for me, but well established) camsite. I *might* give you a link later. MAYBE! #
  • 20:05 After a bout 3 hours the jury is still out on whether or not a certain camsite I signed up for this weekend is for me. #
  • 20:06 I'll have to test it more when I'm able to do private shows / am not having my period (their rules expressly forbid menstrual shows). #
  • 20:09 Wait, I was only logged in 2 hours. So $$ not bad. Ego bruised from my poor "CamScore" & relatively low # of viewers, though. #
  • 21:21 LOL @jayhafe - thanks! I think I might log back in after we eat some dinner. Mwah! #
  • 22:21 Hmm . . . I'm super sleepy. Trying to decide if I should keep on my makeup & cam some more after dinner or just pack it in for the evening. #
  • 23:02 I *want* to cam more, but it's smarter to do some stretching & hit the sack now for earlier start tomorrow. Maybe @DeliaTS & I will fuck? #
  • 01:50 Sex is a good, good thing. And so is looking down at your GF's new boobs in the candlelight and PUMPINGahhhh! #
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From Twitter 07-05-2010



  • 10:45:21: Lovely overcast, damp morning with a doe and her spotted fawn mowing our lawn in frantic-mouthed nibbles.
  • 11:30:13: I gained five pounds in SF. Every last one of them, apparently, in my gut. The unusual part is it didn't bloat my face out this time.
  • 13:53:31: Latest update from @DeliaTS = her Red, White & Spooge Vid: http://trixieandfriends.com/2010/07/red-white-and-spooge-video/
  • 15:14:39: Going to hit the shower now in order to try out a new (for me, but well established) camsite. I *might* give you a link later. MAYBE!
  • 20:05:12: After about 3 hours the jury is still out on whether or not a certain camsite I signed up for this weekend is for me.
  • 20:06:26: I'll have to test it more when I'm able to do private shows / am not having my period (their rules expressly forbid menstrual shows).
  • 20:09:52: Wait, I was only logged in 2 hours. So $$ not bad. Ego bruised from my poor "CamScore" & relatively low # of viewers, though.
  • 21:21:20: LOL @jayhafe - thanks! I think I might log back in after we eat some dinner. Mwah!
  • 22:21:01: Hmm . . . I'm super sleepy. Trying to decide if I should keep on my makeup & cam some more after dinner or just pack it in for the evening.
  • 23:02:02: I *want* to cam more, but it's smarter to do some stretching & hit the sack now for earlier start tomorrow. Maybe @DeliaTS & I will fuck?


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Monday, July 5, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:55 Been researching & signing up to a few different camsites. One g-rated lifecasting to bring back audio at times, one free but naughty, etc. #
  • 12:56 So yeah, members stay tuned for more information, links, embeds, etc. #
  • 13:51 Made some useful (though not very pretty) additions & edits to our members-only spycam portal: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 15:39 It's hilarious how "adult webmasters" do not GET camgirl culture or camsites that are awesome, but don't pay big bounties. #
  • 16:48 Getting ready to do some exercise on the parlor cam, members: tinyurl.com/spyonus First I have to stick a tampon in it, though. #
  • 19:57 Gooooooooo! I've spent hours creating profiles on camsites today & jumping through the hoops but haven't hide time to get sexy & log in! #
  • 21:03 Setting off my own 4th of July explosions. Using gas. In my pants. Looking forward to something a little more colorful soon . . . #
  • 21:05 On the West Coast (west coast?) it's always weird to see fireworks pics from those farther (further?) East (east?). #
  • 22:31 Fireworks are awesome! And people? People are assholes, god love 'em. #
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From Twitter 07-04-2010



  • 00:19:51: It's hard to resist the siren song of sleeping pills. Last night I took a benadryl on top of half an ambien: HEAVEN w/Wodehouse & noodles.
  • 00:22:00: Wishing @minasmusings & Joe blessings, fast healing & money to see you through Joe's cancer & tonight's scary-sounding hospital trip.
  • 12:55:38: Been researching & signing up to a few different camsites. One g-rated lifecasting to bring back audio at times, one free but naughty, etc.
  • 12:56:02: So yeah, members stay tuned for more information, links, embeds, etc.
  • 13:51:53: Made some useful (though not very pretty) additions & edits to our members-only spycam portal: http://tinyurl.com/spyonus
  • 15:39:32: It's hilarious how "adult webmasters" do not GET camgirl culture or camsites that are awesome, but don't pay big bounties.
  • 16:48:19: Getting ready to do some exercise on the parlor cam, members: http://tinyurl.com/spyonus First I have to stick a tampon in it, though.
  • 19:57:12: Gooooooooo! I've spent hours creating profiles on camsites today & jumping through the hoops but haven't hide time to get sexy & log in!
  • 21:03:19: Setting off my own 4th of July explosions. Using gas. In my pants. Looking forward to something a little more colorful soon . . .
  • 21:05:27: On the West Coast (west coast?) it's always weird to see fireworks pics from those farther (further?) East (east?).
  • 22:31:23: Fireworks are awesome! And people? People are assholes, god love 'em.


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Sunday, July 4, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:20 Oops . . . I guess that final round of camming I was going to do today isn't going to happen; my period just started. #
  • 12:45 Is this my body's way of telling me that if I don't take a day off it's going to just start squirting blood? Out of my eyeballs next time? #
  • 14:23 Just spent a hella long time writing a long comment on my own blog entry: www.tastytrixie.com/aging/pretty-mommy-like-poetry-pics/ #
  • 21:24 The only way I seem to be able to stay away from work/the computer(s) is to leave the house. So we went & saw a movie! Ondine - it was nice. #
  • 00:19 It's hard to resist the siren song of sleeping pills. Last night I took a benadryl on top of half an ambien: HEAVEN w/Wodehouse & noodles. #
  • 00:22 Wishing @minasmusings & Joe blessings, fast healing & money to see you through Joe's cancer & tonight's scary-sounding hospital trip. #
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From Twitter 07-03-2010



  • 12:20:13: Oops . . . I guess that final round of camming I was going to do today isn't going to happen; my period just started.
  • 12:45:26: Is this my body's way of telling me that if I don't take a day off it's going to just start squirting blood? Out of my eyeballs next time?
  • 14:23:12: Just spent a hella long time writing a long comment on my own blog entry: http://www.tastytrixie.com/aging/pretty-mommy-like-poetry-pics/
  • 21:24:31: The only way I seem to be able to stay away from work/the computer(s) is to leave the house. So we went & saw a movie! Ondine - it was nice.


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Saturday, July 3, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:19 Imagining fondling your shiny bikini boobs! RT @Elligirl: tweetphoto.com/30362406 What are you doing with your summer long weekend? #
  • 13:17 A suggestive new post WITH LOTS OF PICS from me: Pretty Mommy Like Poetry tastytrixie.com/aging/pretty-mommy-like-poetry-pics/ #
  • 13:37 I handled @DeliaTS being gone last night, but I am *so* ready for her to come home. A few hours to go . . . hope she beats holiday traffic. #
  • 14:30 Just a tiny part of why I want the border patrol to FUCK STRAIGHT OFF: is.gd/dd8pp Happy 4th of July from our expensive police state. #
  • 15:06 Aggravatingly, persistently aroused lately. My genitals feel achingly needy. I don't think there's enough estrogen in my birth control pill. #
  • 15:12 I've a very unscientific suspicion that my squirtbox gets overfilled with fluid since I rarely squirt & it keeps me uncomfortably horny. #
  • 15:32 It's fucked up how I'm simultaneously elated and scared shitless when local folks land upon our sites. It's stupid this still surprises me. #
  • 17:26 Poor @DeliaTS is stuck in horrid horrid holiday weekend traffic so it will STILL be hours before I can welcome her home. Doing housework. #
  • 17:59 I have sweat dripping down my body from cleaning the kitchen. And it's still not very clean. Better than nothing, though. #
  • 22:24 It's upsetting watching someone who molested you, your sister & friend as kids appear to be grooming new victims on Facebook every day. #
  • 22:26 Don't bother replying with 140 characters of advice: unfortunately it's too complex & subtle, both then & now, to make action clearcut. #
  • 23:16 My girlfriend @DeliaTS brought home the most thoughtful presents to me. I'll try to take pics later/tomorrow . . . #
  • 23:52 Watching a super hot camgirl, totally nude, PERFECT per former, great smile, you buy into her whole thing: giving too much away 4 free! #
  • 23:57 OMG this is crazy: she is gushing & squirting & crazy gorgeous. Like a young Tyra with a hot latin accent. I hope she gets rich. Exquisite. #
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From Twitter 07-02-2010



  • 00:14:24: Ummm, there is a lot of creamy slick & slimy pussy-cum on my veiny black dildo after that show. (oops forgot to hit send).
  • 00:15:07: The actual last show I did was one of these dudes who wants a gaping pussy & keeps telling me to "open" it. THAT IS AS OPEN AS IT GOES.
  • 00:32:16: The fact that my water glass is empty & I'm starving leads me to believe I should now log off.
  • 00:42:27: Planning to do more camming tomorrow to meet a $$ goal even though I *should* be doing other kinds of work. Maybe? Hmmm...
  • 11:19:22: Imagining fondling your shiny bikini boobs! RT @Elligirl: http://tweetphoto.com/30362406 What are you doing with your summer long weekend?
  • 13:17:19: A suggestive new post WITH LOTS OF PICS from me: Pretty Mommy Like Poetry http://tastytrixie.com/aging/pretty-mommy-like-poetry-pics/
  • 13:37:18: I handled @DeliaTS being gone last night, but I am *so* ready for her to come home. A few hours to go . . . hope she beats holiday traffic.
  • 14:30:06: Just a tiny part of why I want the border patrol to FUCK STRAIGHT OFF: http://is.gd/dd8pp Happy 4th of July from our expensive police state.
  • 15:06:14: Aggravatingly, persistently aroused lately. My genitals feel achingly needy. I don't think there's enough estrogen in my birth control pill.
  • 15:12:39: I've a very unscientific suspicion that my squirtbox gets overfilled with fluid since I rarely squirt & it keeps me uncomfortably horny.
  • 15:32:22: It's fucked up how I'm simultaneously elated and scared shitless when local folks land upon our sites. It's stupid this still surprises me.
  • 17:26:32: Poor @DeliaTS is stuck in horrid horrid holiday weekend traffic so it will STILL be hours before I can welcome her home. Doing housework.
  • 17:59:22: I have sweat dripping down my body from cleaning the kitchen. And it's still not very clean. Better than nothing, though.
  • 22:24:59: It's upsetting watching someone who molested you, your sister & friend as kids appear to be grooming new victims on Facebook every day.
  • 22:26:22: Don't bother replying with 140 characters of advice: unfortunately it's too complex & subtle, both then & now, to make action clearcut.
  • 23:16:47: My girlfriend @DeliaTS brought home the most thoughtful presents to me. I'll try to take pics later/tomorrow . . .
  • 23:52:06: Watching a super hot camgirl, totally nude, PERFECT performer, great smile, you buy into her whole thing: giving too much away 4 free!
  • 23:57:17: OMG this is crazy: she is gushing & squirting & crazy gorgeous. Like a young Tyra with a hot latin accent. I hope she gets rich. Exquisite.


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Friday, July 2, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:33 Giving myself a late start because I plan to stay up later than usual camming. It may also be educational/entertaining for members/voyeurs. #
  • 13:52 I am so so so tempted to obtain some tender fancy vittles for myself instead of making do with what's in the house. #
  • 14:13 Trying to replace one makeshift hardware-box-as-webcam-stand with another hardware-box-as-webcam-stand. Looking for perfect fit . . . #
  • 14:14 The reason for this, of course, is that webcam manufacturers fail to grasp the usefulness of making cams TRIPOD mountable. Fucktards. #
  • 14:51 @bellabellini Awesome -- so you're able to do live shows with it and record them on it? Via usb or firewire? #
  • 14:59 @bellabellini USB on camcorders, particularly with sony, & no firewire or promise of using it to broadcast as a webcam makes me wary. #
  • 15:00 @bellabellini So that's why I'm asking to make absolutely sure if this is what YOU use to broadcast your live shows without any problems. ;) #
  • 15:06 I know, the detailed tech specs of camcorders vs. webcams & grey area between deserves lengthy emails, blog entries, etc. Hard on twitter. #
  • 15:13 Perfect box found. Emptied of contents to wrap it so edges stay smooth. 1st fill w/ heavy stinky candle for stability. Wrap to hide stench. #
  • 15:20 @bellabellini All cam broadcasters I've used (Rude Camz iF & more) locate DV via firewire consistently; rarely recognize camcorders via usb. #
  • 15:21 I wish I could find our duct tape. #
  • 15:35 @bellabellini Ah, that probably explains it. On a pc I just won't buy a camcorder 4 live webcam unless it explicitly states that capability. #
  • 16:01 The plan: exercise (ON CAM), eat, pay rent, shower, fix hair & makeup, get all "sexy", then make some $$ on cam (members can spy free). #
  • 16:11 Voyeurs note: I do my cardio 90% naked, but the stretching afterwards is usually more clothed. Bouncing commences in mere minutes. #
  • 17:07 I love when trying to combat migraines you open the window to keep it cool & your neighbor's noxious fucking INCENSE invades your house. #
  • 17:11 Incense smells delicious, I understand, but it's like a death knell to migraineurs. #
  • 18:29 teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/ RT @aagblog: This is brilliant. And it hurts my heart: teapa rtyjesus.tumblr.com/post/707840172 #
  • 18:31 What's that body? You say that one bowl of cereal isn't enough to sustain me all afternoon & evening? Those were fucking heirloom grains!!! #
  • 21:02 So yeah . . . I'm wasting way more time than necessary on my face and none at all on shaving my armpit & bikini line stubble. LICK IT!! #
  • 21:37 Frustrating . . . everything went smoothly camming on Sunday. I made "improvements" & now it's choppy & sound ruined! Not sure what to do #
  • 21:49 Pulling out laptop to try to self-troubleshoot cam & mic problem(s). Can't rely on people who say "I'm frenchy you static bad english ". #
  • 00:14 Ummm, there is a lot of creamy slick & slimy pussy-cum on my veiny black dildo after that show. (oops forgot to hit send). #
  • 00:15 The actual last show I did was one of these dudes who wants a gaping pussy & keeps telling me to "open" it. THAT IS AS OPEN AS IT GOES. #
  • 00:32 The fact that my water glass is empty & I'm starving leads me to believe I should now log off. #
  • 00:42 Planning to do more camming tomorrow to meet a $$ goal even though I *should* be doing other kinds of work. Maybe? Hmmm... #
These were chunks of my life yesterda y as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

From Twitter 07-01-2010



  • 00:13:07: @JaneBurgess Yeah, I see the girls doing it getting shows so hey: whatever works! Definitely a personal preference but good for them!
  • 00:15:50: @ShayMorgan LOL -- I'm not even a mommy . . . my sags and poofs are just from age & my comfort-food-loving, ass-sitting lifestyle.
  • 00:17:08: Thank you for chiming in @chaosaka & @Tommy_Katt & as always, you lovely sprite @AaliyahLove69
  • 00:19:30: Since @DeliaTS has to wake up very early tomorrow she's already in bed. Not sure if I should tire myself out more, crawl in now or pop pill.
  • 12:33:42: Giving myself a late start because I plan to stay up later than usual camming. It may also be educational/entertaining for members/voyeurs.
  • 13:52:10: I am so so so tempted to obtain some tender fancy vittles for myself instead of making do with what's in the house.
  • 14:13:59: Trying to replace one makeshift hardware-box-as-webcam-stand with another hardware-box-as-webcam-stand. Looking for perfect fit . . .
  • 14:14:46: The reason for this, of course, is that webcam manufacturers fail to grasp the usefulness of making cams TRIPOD mountable. Fucktards.
  • 14:51:21: @bellabellini Awesome -- so you're able to do live shows with it and record them on it? Via usb or firewire?
  • 14:59:38: @bellabellini USB on camcorders, particularly with sony, & no firewire or promise of using it to broadcast as a webcam makes me wary.
  • 15:00:56: @bellabellini So that's why I'm asking to make absolutely sure if this is what YOU use to broadcast your live shows without any problems. ;)
  • 15:06:01: I know, the detailed tech specs of camcorders vs. webcams & grey area between deserves lengthy emails, blog entries, etc. Hard on twitter.
  • 15:13:40: Perfect box found. Emptied of contents to wrap it so edges stay smooth. 1st fill w/ heavy stinky candle for stability. Wrap to hide stench.
  • 15:20:19: @bellabellini All cam broadcasters I've used (Rude Camz iF & more) locate DV via firewire consistently; rarely recognize camcorders via usb.
  • 15:21:37: I wish I could find our duct tape.
  • 15:35:05: @bellabellini Ah, that probably explains it. On a pc I just won't buy a camcorder 4 live webcam unless it explicitly states that capability.
  • 16:01:26: The plan: exercise (ON CAM), eat, pay rent, shower, fix hair & makeup, get all "sexy", then make some $$ on cam (members can spy free).
  • 16:11:23: Voyeurs note: I do my cardio 90% naked, but the stretching afterwards is usually more clothed. Bouncing commences in mere minutes.
  • 17:07:39: I love when trying to combat migraines you open the window to keep it cool & your neighbor's noxious fucking INCENSE invades your house.
  • 17:11:36: Incense smells delicious, I understand, but it's like a death knell to migraineurs.
  • 18:29:31: http://teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/ RT @aagblog: This is brilliant. And it hurts my heart: http://teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/post/707840172
  • 18:31:03: What's that body? You say that one bowl of cereal isn't enough to sustain me all afternoon & evening? Those were fucking heirloom grains!!!
  • 21:02:57: So yeah . . . I'm wasting way more time than necessary on my face and none at all on shaving my armpit & bikini line stubble. LICK IT!!
  • 21:37:02: Frustrating . . . everything went smoothly camming on Sunday. I made "improvements" & now it's choppy & sound ruined! Not sure what to do
  • 21:49:35: Pulling out laptop to try to self-troubleshoot cam & mic problem(s). Can't rely on people who say "I'm frenchy you static bad english".


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