My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:29 Just read something by @rollertrain that has me clutching my neck & chest (pain in there) with recognition, relief, heartsickness, etc. #
• 12:47 I smell like spunk & salt-cured meats. Like musky cunt hair and prosciutto splashed with sweaty vinegar. #
• 13:38 The process of downloading, duplicating & backing up photo files is not sexy or intrinsically fulfilling to me. Just time-consuming boredom. #
• 13:39 @SequoiaRedd SCARY!! Yeesh -- I hope you find out what it is fast & get treatment & full recovery ASAP. #
• 14:29 My mind continues to be bogg led by women who describe having PMS-like symptoms when they are HAVING their period & should be relieved. What? #
• 15:55 Getting ready to do some bouncy-bouncy exercise. Members go here if you want to spy: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 16:00 I keep picking a tiny zit-scab on my face hoping it will make way for a big fat plug of yellow grease to emerge for me to pull out slowly. #
• 16:32 My exercising only lasted about 20 minutes before I crapped out. Blaming it on the overwarm weather. #
• 16:42 I have to stop feeling like a failure when minor internet celebs and/or people I like stop following me. My feed is my FEED. No compromises. #
• 16:50 Catching up with @adorableaudrey 's tweets that I've missed out on. Sigh. I am so out of touch with people I adore. LIFE, you know? #
• 17:13 I would love to take a shower now but there's a stubborn clod of poop I'm hoping to move out of my bunghole area first. #
• 20:10 GodDAMN the neighbor's all-hours-of-daylight construction project. Hammering at sundown on a Sunday is just shithole intrusive. #
• 20:11 I would start blasting a really loud porno with the windows open, speakers aimed at him 4 revenge but I do not want to hear that now either. #
• 23:21 I gave a big chunk of today over to self-love in the forms of reading, exercise, masturbation, self-massage, weird dancing & a nap. #
• 23:56 3 of 5 stars to The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms by J.P. Donleavy bit.ly/9oiFSJ #
• 23:58 3 of 5 stars to The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms by J.P. Donleavy bit.ly/cqVNSX #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter