Saturday, January 31, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:34 I dreamed that my old doctor wanted me to prank call Dr. Martin Luther King in heaven & offer him a blowjob. #
  • 16:15 Making fairly minor, temporary changes to spyonus.com/ took over four hours. One page only for now because no time for more. #
  • 16:32 Getting up & out of the house will be good for me right now, even if only to cash a check & pick up "show day" sushi. @DeliaCD's on cam now. #
  • 18:13 Brrrrr . . . it's way too fucking cold. Need to log out one of my office cams while I capture the video we shot last night. #
  • 19:40 Yay! Just got off the phone with one of my dearest, longest camgirl pals, Sabrina/PrettyFace. Now getting ready for my show in 20 minutes. #
  • 22:27 Twitter: please stop sucking ass because you're fucking up our members-only pages by not loading. Makes us look like crapstars!! #
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Friday, January 30, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:30 Millions of violent dreams, including being shipwrecked & having to try to kill a freaky man with a hammer to his head. He was resilient. #
  • 11:23 OK. I have already blown my email wad for today. Hoping to do some shooting behind closed doors today/tonight. #
  • 11:38 RT @audaciaray important piece by @violetblue about teens, self portrait nude pics, and child porn twurl.nl/x18drl #
  • 11:42 RT on a lighter note from @jimmcanally re: ZOMBIES AHEAD: tinyurl.com/c2s3nw #
  • 12:29 Apparently I need to tweet more about @DeliaCD's creative housewifely cooking skills so people stop critiquing my love of canned foods. #
  • 12:30 Yes, we know about the magic of recipes & "from scratch". Do you know about the magic of "saving time" & devoting energy to "making money"? #
  • 12:32 On the menu for this evening: @DeliaCD will prepare moonfish using her secret sauce accompanied by zucchini & couscous. Tomorrow? CHILICANS! #
  • 12:59 I need to make me some eating-in-bed porn: tinyurl.com/bsppkn #
  • 13:05 There are so many beautiful things in this world I want to buy: tinyurl.com/bugp8a #
  • 13:55 @LexiLapetina I *love* your dark prom queen gallery: tinyurl.com/dxz4yw #
  • 14:12 Only had time to post 5 new galleries here trixie.com/ - fave new one is the bodybuilder, Kathy. Time for lunch now! #
  • 15:55 Looking for hooks my fingers have absorbed that weird junk-drawer smell of rubber bands, nails, inexplicably greasy screwdrivers, etc. #
  • 17:47 My hair is shiny and smells really good. I just spent the past hour doing extremely boring site maintenance stuff. #
  • 18:09 Ugh. Electricity just flickered. Submitting sites for review at one place. Looking forward to dinner. I am a bore. Dot Dash Dot. Space . . . #
  • 19:55 Getting ready to shoot a little video action tonight; cleaning up in the bedroom, listening to Loreena McKennitt bcus we are dorky ponros. #
  • 20:31 Sigh. Where is the head cleaner? Seriously, you think shooting porn is just SEX but it's all (not that kind of) head cleaner & power cords. #
  • 22:54 Okay. I *think* that will be a sweetly nerdlyesque amateur porno vid with a nice juicy cumshot at the end. #
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Damn @ All!

I just realized that none of my tweets mentioning @DeliaCD or @ ANYBODY have been posting here, which means most of the tweets involving fucking haven't been posting.

I changed the formatting to include @replies which means now some things will be included that I don't *want* to include, but at least nothing will be left out. Except when there's a LoudTwitter or Twitter glitch.

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:08 Feeling thankful for waking up to bright sunshine and clear blue skies after a FULL night of sleep, even if too much was dreaming. #
  • 11:18 Treated myself to buying some stamps! I don't collect them, but I still geek out over them. Particularly excited about Poe & Alaska. #
  • 14:38 Just got back from meeting, bank & drugstore. You never knew the life of a webwhore was so mundane, right? I bought tongue scrapers & Tucks! #
  • 14:40 Also, I picked up birth control pills. I need to go back on them for awhile so that I don't feel mentally ill. Will try to blog about it. #
  • 17:36 Finally decided on frames today & ordered glasses; need to take more pictures w/my specs. Rx is -6.75, -4 (not to mention astigmatism). #
  • 00:00 Massively exhausted in a good way. Going to go to bed early. Oh wait, it's already midnight? Well . . . semi-early? #
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Monday, January 26, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 06:09 To say that my sleep has been disturbed or nonexistent lately would be an understatement. #
  • 06:29 #myfirstjob Besides babysitting? 15 yo, data entry for school district. Input curriculum to db. Clear the teachers thought it was stupid. #
  • 06:32 #myfirstjob Annoyed at self for dismissing babysitting as not a "real" job worthy of "myfirstjob" tweet. Child care IS a real (& hard) job! #
  • 14:26 Network Solutions: it's enough that you overcharge; must you also renew domains/bill me 4 fucking months before the domain expires?? #
  • 14:50 Checking out www.happy-neuron.com/ to see if it will help my BRAINZ. #
  • 16:41 Why was there an abandoned sock in front of our house? I took pictures of it & brought it inside to check for cum. None, so must be a sign. #
  • 20:17 There's no way I'm going to finish this video tonight. Especially since I wasted 45 minutes finding kinky stories & masturbating to them. #
  • 20:27 I've only been taking Evening Primrose Oil (for hair, hormones, etc.) for two days, but it's already obvious it makes for a very wet pussy. #
  • 20:40 Posted my show & chat schedule for Friday & Saturday for members. Wondering what I can do tonight to sleep better than I have been. #
  • 21:51 Maybe I'm one of those weird hillbilly nerds they make fun of on American Idol: tastytrixie.com/blog/2009/01/competition.html #
  • 22:49 We're watching Ballet Shoes - I only vaguely remember reading those books when I was little, but we're loving the movie. #
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:16 I don't know why, but lately I've been agitated with horniness in the morning. It's actually a very annoying feeling. #
  • 13:26 Holy sudden stomach cramps; does the aroma of patchouli make anyone else suddenly feel like shitting their pants? #
  • 20:24 Took ritalin after dinner, promptly fell asleep. Forced myself to get out of bed to do some exercise. Taking a commercial break to tweet. #
  • 22:47 That exercise was great! Finally finished a couple of promos & sent them out to affiliates. Hope to finish a video for members tomorrow. #
  • 23:18 Posted a few new galleries at the bottom of trixie.com - twinks don't usually do it for me, but boy getting sucked by sideburns DOES! #
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Saturday, January 24, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:26 Hoping our SOY cams didn't go down last night before we had fun middle-aged sex grooving to the tune of Heart's Magic Man. #
  • 10:50 Someone should find out how many FTM transgender people had/have moms with underactive thyroids. If they haven't already. #
  • 13:57 It wasn't easy, but for once they were able to get blood out of my arm instead of resorting to back of my hand. May get results in hours. #
  • 19:55 My goal for tonight is to relax, get to sleep early, and get an hour or two more sleep tonight than what I've been getting in nights past. #
  • 00:12 Just finished watching "Burn After Reading": 1st movie we've watched from start to finish in MONTHS, it seems like. #
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Friday, January 23, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:12 Tossed and turned last night in the dark for at least an hour before I fell asleep. And dreamt. All night long it felt like. So. TIRED. #
  • 11:25 Made Monday appt. @ good Dr. office where I can order which lab tests I want myself. Must google a lot of thyroid & hormones before then. #
  • 11:38 All I know is the 3 tests bad place ordered aren't enough/same ones everyone says missed their thyroid prob. No T3, free testosterone, etc. #
  • 13:21 FUCKING pissed. The fertility place that supposedly tested my thyroid last year & said results normal? Just found out they *didn't* test it. #
  • 13:22 I love how we paid thousands of dollars to have them invade my body, but the simple & obvious things they SKIPPED. #
  • 13:27 Really really upset that I'm having to make this a part time job, researching & doublechecking & doing stuff DOCS WE PAY should do & know. #
  • 18:42 Took a bath, put on my warm red dress, & feel like enjoying a long, hibernating coma. Continuing to read hormone stuff. #
  • 18:51 Only reason I'm not in bed sleeping or completely zoned out: afraid spycam voyeurs will think I'm lazy. Going to go for it now anyway! #
  • 18:59 Voyeurcams suck in the winter; all of our camless rooms are freezing cold; feel like I have no private place to cry. Going to cloak some. #
  • 23:46 Bust mag: do you really think the "Amber Alert" headline for the Amber Tamblyn piece is wise? Oh, the tacky things we do to be witty. #
  • 01:14 My earlier frown has been turned upside down by 1) brownies, 2) beginning to watch X-files movie, and 3) FUCKING. #
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Thursday, January 22, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:26 And you may ask yourself, "how did I break a toenail while I was in bed sleeping?" Could those kinky 1ncest dreams have done it? #
  • 21:21 Just got home; going to cuddle up and get cozy. I have a headache from too many stores with over-perfumed people & products. #
  • 01:04 Felt like blogging to wind down tonight: tinyurl.com/argtx6 #
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:56 Whoah! Aretha! Thanks for screaming "MY CUNT" front and center! Why NOT shout, "My Cunt!" at inauguration? LET IT RING! #
  • 09:07 Hearing Simple Gifts made me start bawling (again). "Oaf of office" broke the tension though. #
  • 09:46 Obama is the Star Fleet Captain of my heart. Also, LOVED the poem. Now I'm going to stop crying for awhile. #
  • 09:55 Oh, Jill and your naughty tall black boots! You're so hot! And I totally love Michelle's buttery green leather gloves. Yum! #
  • 09:59 I have a lot of kleenex to throw away now. And new boxes to buy. #
  • 11:27 I love invoking the wrath of Obama & spouting the word "usury" when I'm on the phone with credit card companies. Not that it helps . . . #
  • 13:50 Getting ready to go to Dr. armed with NOTES. I've never done that before, but since they treat me like crazy without them I might as well. #
  • 15:51 If you're a doctor and you think body mass index is something meaningful, I think you're a fucking quack. #
  • 19:44 Going to get RIT tomorrow to dye a couple old sets of curtains different colors. Probably red and . . . something else. Darker brown? #
  • 20:59 I wish more people would talk about the poem today. Or at least MENTION it. #
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:41 Listening to a great song called "Broken Monitors": sounds kind of like a synthesized Explosions in the Sky. #
  • 11:08 Just spent some time journaling recovery stuff. Thinking about how/why I radiate anger, irritation & disgust. And how/why I can stop that. #
  • 11:35 What time does the official inauguration action happen tomorrow? Do I really need to watch from 7 am to 1 pacific not to miss the glory? #
  • 12:28 If I were Harry Potter for 10 seconds I'd totally clean my toilet using my magic wand. Having never been to Hogwarts I must do it manually. #
  • 15:06 Just finished an hour of "pilates sculpt" with some cardio & stretching thrown in. Feeling warm, salty, strong and delicious. #
  • 16:50 I feel like falling into a blissful sleep but not going to let myself; too much work to do. In a good way! #
  • 17:31 It's sushi time, motherfuckers!!! #
  • 19:53 I'm so glad I downloaded these elaborate videos a guy made of himself fucking his blow-up dolls. They're the best! #
  • 20:27 With the lights off I saw the silhouette of an owl swooping in our backyard while I danced. I love raptors of the night! #
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Monday, January 19, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:14 Mmmm . . . woke up to a bright fog. First things I did: pet the dog, let the dog out, and snapped some pictures/played with light & camera. #
  • 14:45 Very hungry after spending hours immersed in listening to/buying music & organizing it on iPod. #
  • 17:32 My clit is so much more excitable & sensitive now that I'm doing camshows every other week instead of every week. #
  • 20:09 Sorry, but I need to block a few people who are constantly dishing out guilt trips, BEGGING/WHINING for attention, etc. It's disturbing. #
  • 20:13 If you find I've blocked you, do me a favor; recognize I don't have time or interest in tweeting hello, good morning, etc. to every/anyone. #
  • 20:16 Look at my profile; I do not engage in those interactions w/ANYone, so don't take it personally/send me mail with how hurt & bewildered U R. #
  • 20:26 Burned three cd's full of belly dance music; trying to make more time for music/dancing. With that, I'm going to dance in the dark now. #
  • 21:35 Seeing myself in very DIM lighting is an incredible ego boost. Definitely an advantage of living with the long nights of winter. #
  • 00:04 Don't laugh, but I'm TOTALLY looking forward to going to bed now to watch "Illuminated Chakras": www.sacredcenters.com/ SO COOL! #
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Sunday, January 18, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:02 Dreamed a camgirl was doing a show where she dunked her cat into her gaping vagina filled w/cheerios & vomit. It wasn't a pretty sight. #
  • 12:03 In members-only chat right now: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 17:00 Instead of having a nice aired-out bedroom, we now have a bedroom that smells like neighbor's woodstove smoke. So "natural". #
  • 18:58 About to jump into the shower & get ready for my show in an hour. I didn't mean for that to rhyme so make that "my show in 60 minutes". #
  • 21:47 The only BAD thing about owning The Polar Express dvd is I saunter through the house aggressively shouting, "hot CHAWklit! hot CHAWklit!" #
  • 21:49 When I was twelve I could have so many more orgasms per 30 minutes than I can now. Oh well. I can always content myself with hot CHAWklit! #
  • 00:25 I could spend all night watching shoperotic & pranking their 1-800 operators. The lady on the "men's" line hung up on me. #
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:39 I dreamed I went to the Dr. to show her thick, blood-coated surimi-like uterus debris I passed (whole thing was dream; no fish loaf here). #
  • 15:31 God, I just want to work but at the same time I really NEED to get exercise. NEED, my friends, I NEED to exercise in fresh air. #
  • 16:19 Guess I will exercise later. Took some Ritalin and will try not to explode physically until later. #
  • 17:44 twitpic.com/13md6 - Even if I shot 1000 sets of pics in these shiny red pumps, tan stockings & white panties I'd never get bored ... #
  • 00:29 Mmmm . . . did some stretching, breathing, moaning, and rocking in the dark. My muscles and guts and brain and heart needed that. #
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Friday, January 16, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:53 And . . . my period started! Happy to have a temporary reprieve from PMS. Getting back into bed with tea and my hot water bottle. #
  • 14:30 I can't remember how old I am; am I still 35 or did I turn 36 already? This is confusing . . . Let's see, I was born in March of 1973 so... #
  • 14:46 twitpic.com/136pr - Doesn't really show the auburn; I'll be posting better pics in my blog in the next couple days & weeks. #
  • 15:58 Better/bigger pic of my new hair plus my (same old) BOOBS: tinyurl.com/axrqfq #
  • 22:16 Still not done editing photos. Got sidetracked jotting down a pornographic fantasy. For my own eyes only at this point. Getting sleepy. #
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:05 Too much dreaming last night; best part: a lucid flying dream which almost turned into a sex w/hot girls dream until the Russians showed up. #
  • 13:43 Watched some Twin Peaks for inspiration with my "morning" tea and luna bar. Now I need to do some shaving before we shoot. #
  • 16:09 I hate time-consuming, imperfect process of shaving. I enjoy smearing on lotion afterwards & sliding things between smooth meat, though. #
  • 17:04 Ugh. I forgot how annoying it is to pee without hair on my cunt, #
  • 19:47 I thought my period was going to start the whole time we were shooting; would've been cute on my white satin panties, but glad it didn't. #
  • 22:27 This auburn hair color looks so much better on me than blonde. Still not as good as dark brown, though. #
  • 02:59 Can't fall asleep so I'm looking for the perfect make-me-sleepy book to read under the covers with a booklight. #
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 07:11 Woke up to pee & couldn't fall back to sleep. Heartburn from binge last night. Making some chamomile tea. Still like middle of night here. #
  • 12:55 Heading out the door to get my hair colored and eyes examined. Looking forward to getting new frames & lenses! #
  • 17:47 I am home now with an outrageous auburn-tinted Peg Bundy hair bump style & plano glasses to sample. Will try to snag a couple pics. #
  • 21:15 When you do a retweet do you RT @ the person whose tweet you saw, or the person that THEY retweeted? #
  • 23:39 Finishing up work on spreadsheets of expenses & credit card stuff. #
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:35 Urrgghhh . . . I can tell I'm going to have to poop RIGHT when I should be leaving for a meeting. #
  • 13:43 I'm a tired, puffy, unpleasant mess. If I were you, I'd set me on "ignore" until my period starts. #
  • 13:44 Fucking papercuts!!! Hate you envelope!! IHU SOOOOO MUCH!! #
  • 15:07 I had a much easier time getting to see a doctor quickly when I was uninsured. Go America, GO! Seriously, I should wait til FEBRUARY? WTF? #
  • 16:29 Burst into tears after condescending nurse said, "so you're worried you have a thyroid problem because you gained 3 pounds since last year?" #
  • 16:30 Yeah, you've really got me all summed up you patronizing cunt. Actually I think I have a hormone problem BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL YOU! #
  • 21:42 I hope they still have that five-after-five deal going on. My Fellow Fatties: you KNOW what I'm talking about. #
  • 23:24 2 things I loved so much I ripped 'em out of magazines: Elizabeth Hurley w/ash blonde foil on brunette & illustration of LDS TEMPLE SQUARE. #
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Monday, January 12, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:29 It's nice to wake up with a load of spunk in my cunt. What variety of tea should I brew to go along with that for breakfast? Hmmm. . . . #
  • 12:57 Dear AOL user: no, I don't know why you're not able to download a .wmv file. Wish I could help but I'm not sure if we'd make much progress. #
  • 13:10 Let's see how many emails I can respond to in two hours. Realistically I know it won't be very many. #
  • 13:54 Man, who knew so many men in the south want to see women menstruating? I am so behind on these emails . . . #
  • 19:23 Is there time tonight for: eating, shaving, shooting, talking to my wanker/"boyfriend", AND finishing this thing I'm working on? #
  • 21:06 For sugar daddies: assuage my guilt over having two massages in one week: tinyurl.com/9apjva #
  • 01:33 My boobs feel like giant heavy fat-balloons and I have a zit about the same size slowly mounding up on my chin. #
  • 02:00 I could come from someone jiggling & shaking my belly fat back & forth & up & down. If I weren't self-conscious about it. It moves my clit. #
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:32 Excited that all the stuff we ordered for near-future shoots should be here today/earlier than anticipated so we have more wiggle room. #
  • 12:22 I'm going CRAZY setting up different Google calendars for planning purposes. Very full. Hope it also makes me more realistic about limits. #
  • 13:06 Sigh. Home alone means I can't take a shower or I might miss the FedEx guy who needs a signature on this package we need. #
  • 13:56 "From Scary Clowns to Republicans . . . no American citizen should be without one": www.velvetpaintings.com #
  • 21:19 It's amazing how much can be accomplished -- how much you WANT to accomplish -- when you don't allow yourself to watch television. #
  • 22:14 Do you think it's weird that I'm clipping my pubic hair & saving it in a lavendar envelope? All I need is a pink ribbon to tie 'round it... #
  • 22:35 FYI: I haven't shaved in months & no, I don't do it every time. It just smells so good; surely it'll fetch a high price on the black market. #
  • 00:29 I'm ashamed to admit that I gave into temptation; we're watching tv. A little Simpsons, a little Fargo & who knows what else. #
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Saturday, January 10, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:57 We're entering a three-day television blackout & the full moon! It would bode well for fucking, but if my period starts I might have cramps. #
  • 13:35 Trying not to growl about blue screen in the middle of massage mix burn. Grrrrrrr -- oops. GRRRRRR -- stop that! #
  • 20:04 Phone post from me bitching about Oprah's "makeunders" for Housewives of OC: tinyurl.com/8r5yy6 #
  • 21:21 Listening to This American Life in bed by candlelight w/curtains open to take in the nearly-full moon. #
  • 23:53 Did some bizarre "dancing" & stretching by moonlight; tummy's still super-full. Going to do some reading, daydreaming & sleeping. #
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Friday, January 9, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:15 Thanks to dark chocolate, a bowl of noodles, hot bedroom & aromatherapy stress blend I slept like a solid 125 lb mound of fat with lungs. #
  • 10:16 While that temporarily cured my PMS, it unfortunately put me on the verge of a headache. Will be watching my brains closely. #
  • 12:38 Sigh. Even when we only lose power for 1.5 seconds, it really fucks our shit up. The surging off & on quickly is worse than anything. #
  • 13:10 Damn, that wind sounds menacing. Especially when part of the sky is bright blue and the sun is shining. It's nutso-calypso. #
  • 13:24 Taking a break from photo editing to cash a check, grab some sushi, and stuff that raw tuna into my hungry maw. #
  • 14:57 Power out at the store; heard it was a downed tree, blown transformer AND car crash into pole. Fortunately we still have electricity here. #
  • 16:17 WTF!?! Everywhere we've got our tweets posted (our blogs, etc.) Twitter API is asking for our un/password to display/when page loads. #
  • 16:18 Same is happening for other people; check it. Sucks, because it makes our blogs & members areas look like they need an extra un/pw to load. #
  • 18:40 Uploading members-only vlog & gallery & looking at pics of my family at Christmas (which we spent at home alone, so all are surprises). #
  • 20:29 A few pretty (but NOT porn) pics in my blog from today: tinyurl.com/9rlduc #
  • 21:14 On the phone w/my mom who's hysterically bored, trapped w/no sex because of the floods. #
  • 00:14 Just posted a handful of fresh galleries on trixie.com - my fave is the busty girl in the snowsuit using a nice fat toy. #
  • 00:19 I want to blog about how flooding in my hometown relates to girl who drowned newborn baby in toilet, but I'll save it for later (or never). #
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Thursday, January 8, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:19 I'm awake too early because I was having bad dreams about our dog & wanted to get up with her to see if she's peeing & pooping properly. #
  • 09:24 Have you ever gargled pee to cure a sore throat? tinyurl.com/7mznnj #
  • 11:50 Do I want to first come in for a consultation about my hair color? No. No I do not. I want to MINIMIZE my time in lady hair salon land. #
  • 13:20 Slowly getting ready to shoot a couple sets of pictures. Really want to go back on the pill; shooting + PMS = unpleasantness. #
  • 13:47 This will be my last hairy armpit / totally untamed bush shoot for awhile; I'll be shaving the pits & trimming the underbrush for a bit. #
  • 15:42 The pics we just shot won't be everyone's cup of tea, but I love them. I look very . . . robust in a deliciously creamy way. #
  • 18:31 I really need to respond to some of the nice emails in my box. Sadly, my energy level is at zero & I need to edit & post pics tonight. #
  • 19:32 I want to be sedated right now by a vat of mashed potatoes and gravy sprinkled with a generous helping of crushed xanax. PMS fucking SUCKS. #
  • 21:33 Hard & soft nipples: a photo preview of what was shot today/is to come tomorrow: tinyurl.com/a476h4 #
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:19 Massage is on sale again so I scheduled one for SOON. Hope that will help my neck muscles/diffuse my headaching. Also toenail polish change. #
  • 11:16 Mmmm . . . . Prince of Wales tea and neck/back/shoulders stretching in bed. My life is lovely. #
  • 15:17 Now that I'm thoroughly greasy from my massage I really need to take a shower. #
  • 18:32 We were going to try to shoot tonight but I'm about to pass out and my face/eyes are all puffy after massage. #
  • 21:34 I'm so old-fashioned; making a vhs tape for my mom & nephew of music & dancing stuck on our dvr for months. #
  • 22:59 Tomorrow is going to be a day of work. Tonight is going to be a night of fake chicken nuggets, Gossip Girl & true crime television. #
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:50 Mmm! Instead of my Monday morning bill-paying routine (which I did on Saturday) I had delicious lazy bed time. Now getting ready for a walk. #
  • 21:12 Just got back from an extra long meeting; have a headache & am super hungry, but it was worth it. #
  • 23:33 Watching intervention & struggling with my headache. I think it's a muscles-in-neck thing tonight from doing many head slides last night. #
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Monday, January 5, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:12 The morning is always better when we've had fucking the night before. This is a byoooooootiful morning! #
  • 13:11 So far today I've 1) drafted a long, self-indulgent blog entry and 2) listened to/watched the wind blowing through the trees. #
  • 15:04 Ugh. Snow predicted for today. Right now it's just super windy here, though. And lunchtime. #
  • 15:18 It's too cold for me to stand in the kitchen long enough to try to decide what to have/make for lunch. As a result, I'm starving. #
  • 18:51 Glargh -- it's snowing again. I've been sterilizing sex toys, doing some exercise, and cleaning up WebWhore Headquarters. #
  • 22:07 Really, I'm not fat! It's just a VERY fluffy robe! I'm just warm/comfortable. Underneath this pink fleece I'm quite svelte. Truly, I am! #
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Sunday, January 4, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:59 Our sleep schedule is totally fucked up. Barely awake, about to eat breakfast. Brewing my Toastaroma right now. #
  • 12:00 Ooops -- ROASTaroma, not TOASTaroma. #
  • 14:37 Yay! I placed carefully chosen/budgeted/timed orders for props & stuff for upcoming shoots (inauguration day, Valentine's, etc.). #
  • 17:46 The power went out downtown while we were eating out at our amigos'. It was an adventure. #
  • 18:34 Just as my anus was split by a giant poop & I screamed, "Ay enorme!" the Mormon boys knocked on our front door. #
  • 18:38 Have I ever talked to a missionary? Umm, have you ever sat down to chat at a table w/a giant black rubber dong w/balls as a centerpiece? #
  • 21:03 Toys in Babeland: why do you send emails advertising awesome sales & the very same hour those things are OUT OF STOCK? #
  • 21:07 Making room in our closets, getting lots of stuff ready to take to Goodwill. Our house is a disaster area, but will be better when done. #
  • 22:05 twitpic.com/zizm - Wanker waiting on phone patiently while I capture my cap flap folded up to accommodate earpiece. #
  • 22:52 Just got off the phone with wanker and now feel hungry and sleepy. Hope tonight's the night I go to sleep at a decent hour. #
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Saturday, January 3, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:14 Plan to go to sleep earlier foiled by catching "Alone in the Wilderness" on PBS. I can't explain why it made me cry like a baby. So cool. #
  • 12:40 www.aloneinthewilderness.com/ is what I watched (missed the first part) last night. Self-shot, solitary, happy, journaling loner. #
  • 15:14 Going to the hippy grocery store is the ultimate test of my premenstrual breaking point. So busy it was like a mental war zone for me. #
  • 17:09 Rearranging furniture in guest room for our shoot; should have done this two years ago. #
  • 20:11 About to start shooting. About three hours later than planned. But that's okay because now the room is easier to shoot in & change up. #
  • 21:24 Our camera still confuses me. Need to take classes or get a private tutor or something. Someday. #
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Friday, January 2, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:04 It's time for my breakfast then members can join us in chat in a couple of hours / at 2 pacific / 5 eastern. #
  • 13:39 After two huge poops so far today I thought I'd weigh 20 pounds less than last time, but I've actually gained weight. Cold = overeating. #
  • 15:36 Had a splendid, relaxing chat w/members - now we have to drop off the rent check & grab some food before my show at 5. #
  • 16:43 There was nothing healthy open so yay, McDonald's on New Year's! Now that my mouth is coated with grease, getting ready for a camshow. #
  • 19:37 Ugh. Writing my year-end wrap-up seems really just too personal, too mundane . . . too old-ladyish. #
  • 20:14 Tip: if you want to start out 2009 with a guilt trip, try calling your grandma! Yes, I know I'm lucky she's still alive, blah blah blah. #
  • 20:53 Tentatively scheduled most of our days to do shows through July. Now going to make a tentative shooting schedule. #
  • 22:34 Trying to find a good photo from 2008 to contrast with a picture of me in 2002. Good meaning "highlights the contrasts in interesting ways". #
  • 00:02 My personal New Year's post: tinyurl.com/7ate8c (with pics, but otherwise may be boring). #
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Thursday, January 1, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 13:13 Finally got enough hours of sleep. Been doing some customer service-y stuff and am about to cuddle with my hot water bottle, tea & luna bar. #
  • 14:33 In between peeing, blowing my nose from allergies, & charging/changing batteries in remotes, toys, etc. I waste WAY too much time. #
  • 16:54 Awesome. Just found an affiliate who built a promo gallery of me with the title "Busty Milt". Just call me Mr. Berle. #
  • 18:44 Resetting my computer in prep for my show starting in 17 minutes. #
  • 20:08 Nice relaxing show. Thank you to the nostalgic/kinky sounds of eighties music (Naked Eyes) & thoughts of Clive Owens in a brotherly role. #
  • 20:39 Uploading a couple small sets of barely-nude photos for members that are very revealing for other reasons. #
  • 20:59 Q rec'd via email: "how would you like to take a 19 year olds virginity?" No thanks. Been there, done that. Except he might've been younger. #
  • 22:15 Twitter is EXACTLY my speed for a rockin' New Year's Eve party. EXACTLY. This is perfect! Still have almost 2 hours to go here . . . #
  • 22:50 I can think of no better way to begin the new year than by ACTIVATING NEW CREDIT CARDS!!! Bwahahaha! Just kidding. So bad. #
  • 23:05 Was hoping to post my update for members BEFORE midnight, but hipcast is not cooperating. Will try again after snackydoodles, etc. #
  • 01:01 Happy New Year! Psst . . . members: weird little update posted. #
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