Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:59 Some people are content with seven hours of sleep. I'm not usually one of those people. Might need a catch-up nap soon. #
  • 10:48 I wish I had 2 dozen scabs hidden in my head-hair to worry and pick. It's such a blissful way to pass the time. #
  • 14:35 Just did cardio on cam. Feel like barfing now, but that might be from the assload of vitamins & pills I'm taking these days. Need lunch. #
  • 17:41 It was probably a mistake to mix bulk-forming laxative with emergen-c 2 hours before I'm scheduled to do a webcam show. But I *like* it! #
  • 18:21 When my little sister speaks to me in that goddamned condescending tone I want to punch her. Clearly she learned from the master. #
  • 18:27 Can't help laughing at a youtube asshole's remark on a slender dancing girl: "you look like a dancing bamboo"; she doesn't, it's just funny. #
  • 19:03 Just beginning a show! If you're one of my members go to tinyurl.com/ourcamshows and Rude #
  • 20:03 To enjoy performing an hour long camshow with hardly any chatters you have to LOVE looking at yourself. Tonight? I did. Very much. I <3 self #
  • 21:43 The Libertine. Finally watching it. So wickedly motherfuckingly hot and brilliant! Best Johnny Depp EVER, hot mess of fuck. #
  • 00:49 Just off phone w/wanker. Compared services I get at Korean spa to services HE'S gotten at (different) Korean spa. His $65 goes way farther! #
  • 01:17 It's hysterical to me that LiveJournal has my post on "My Bible Knowledge" hidden & labeled with a stern warning about adult content. #
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Monday, March 30, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:39 Didn't get a whole lot of sleep, but DID get a whole lot of fucking. #
  • 14:28 A beautiful, sunny day - we took a drive, got a sexy lunch of panini & pastry & ate it in the warmth of our car. B4 that I went 2 "church". #
  • 14:32 Trying to decide between a) taking a nap to freshen up before my show or b) doing a brain purge of recent thoughts, twisted fantasies, etc. #
  • 16:32 Hate trying to remove cunt stubble with a dull razor. Ah well; show must go on! In 30 minutes for members: tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
  • 18:16 Wanted my orgasm to happen during the guitar solo of "Sister Christian" but was happy with coming right at the tender ending. #
  • 18:43 Tormented by my hair not being blonde enough. I *hate* complaining/never go back to salons for do-overs BUT when I said BLONDE I meant it! #
  • 19:42 My brain is thinking too hard to relax & not hard enough to work. Tried four different books of recreational reading & couldn't focus. #
  • 20:48 Our neighbor must have very elaborate masturbation rituals that he becomes so engrossed in he can't hear HIS DOG BARKING FOR HOURS. Fucker! #
  • 20:51 Speaking of masturbation & dogs, I just posted a blog entry that starts out with some: tinyurl.com/newboobies #
  • 01:40 So yeah -- just spent almost three hours on the phone with @AmberLily. Turned audio off on spycams so we could be UNCENSORED. #
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Sunday, March 29, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:34 How did I forget that "Q" is *not* the first letter in the word "conquests"? I know life isn't a spelling qontest, but geez. #
  • 12:06 Thoughts on guys printing out pics of me & jerking off all over my image: tinyurl.com/c3739c #
  • 13:06 Annoyed by bigger names, mags, etc. that followed me on twitter, then unfollowed after I added them. Do not like collectors/users/exploiters #
  • 13:09 What makes it MORE annoying is that there are people who "deserve" my attention whose names I don't recognize/haven't researched & followed. #
  • 16:00 Are you on GoodReads? I'd love to add more friends. Reply or DM me if you like. I'm goodreads.com/trixiefontaine #
  • 16:12 I need to stop hating a certain someone. Or maybe not since hate is just love that's twisted up. So maybe I need to stop LOVING this person? #
  • 18:41 So cold. So wet. So miserable outside. All I want to do is have brownies delivered (not possible), a vat of sweet hot tea & bookworm out. #
  • 22:03 Dollhouse is really started to be super-duper good. Just finished watching yesterday's ep. Now? We're watching FIGURE SKATING! I <3 my gf! #
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Saturday, March 28, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:24 Paperback book covers were so much cooler in the eighties. The people on them looked real and the letters were so . . . BUBBLY. #
  • 12:26 About to stretch after cardio. Totally winded. I burped barf into my mouth. Other than that I feel GREAT! #
  • 14:05 I need a 2nd bowl of greasy noodles to go with Gosford Park for lunch. I could watch a zillion times - best Clive next to Close My Eyes. #
  • 17:05 Out of luna bars, my breakfast staple, so I need to go to the store now. YesyesYES . . . I'm a bore and a half. #
  • 18:15 Had to call the people sitting around at the candle store INSISTING Ann Coulter is transsexual and tell them she's not. #
  • 20:02 Figuring out ensembles for upcoming/April hotel shoot(s). Need to order colorful stockings. #
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Friday, March 27, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:34 Phew! Just finished that Mt. Rainier book in time for the meet-the-author thingy tonight. Need to get out of the house AND be prepared. #
  • 11:48 I might have to stop tweeting until I stop being such an ungodly bitch. Calls from my mom & sister today stressing me out. #
  • 12:42 My mom is trying to figure out how to tell HER mom/mygrandma that @DeliaCD is trans & my sister & nephew are making a surprise visit. CRAZY. #
  • 12:43 And our trials & tribulations with the phone co. are never-fucking ending. Makes me totally fucking insane. Hate my vulnerability to crazy. #
  • 12:46 YES, my life is awesome in a billion ways & my complaints are trivial, but for my pea-brain some of these irritations feel gigantornormous. #
  • 14:21 Ahhhh - walked to the most beautiful place in town (the paper mill); meditating upon the beauty of industrial pollution is like my church. #
  • 14:27 Thanks @bambidollface & @BellaVendetta66 for the magicjack.com testimonials -- very helpful. #
  • 14:48 How do social people DO it? The time suck of WHERE do you want to eat, WHEN will you be here, etc. I don't want to synch w/or wait 4 people. #
  • 15:35 Just had a total meltdown/temper tantrum/crybaby fit. People with REAL problems would want to kick my ass if they witnessed it. #
  • 16:37 Our bedroom cams are going to be cloaked & quiet for a little while or maybe the rest of the evening. Office cams remain up & at 'em! #
  • 19:40 Watched @DeliaCD's Feb/March sample video on the tv -- it's . . . funny: www.deliacd.com/newsletter/FebMarch09/index.html #
  • 01:03 Awesome -- ended the day on a positive note with a long conversation with my wanker. #
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:55 @JaneBurgess Being blonde again? It's very dirty! I might have to walk around town without a bra to get the full "feeling" of blonde again. #
  • 11:56 Pics of my dirty blonde hair: tinyurl.com/cp9hz5 #
  • 12:26 Did "Fat Burning Fusion" workout with @DeliaCD. Now feel like taking a huge poop and zonking out for an hour long nap. Trying not to (nap). #
  • 12:30 What is the best bathroom reading material to use for coaxing out a stubborn turd? Any suggestions? #
  • 12:37 Thanks for the suggestions, all - I LOL'd, but turns out it wasn't as stubborn as I thought; _The Goddess in the Bedroom_ sufficed. #
  • 14:14 This Hempz lotion makes me smell like I bathed in a vat of cheap beer. Can't decide if I like that or not. Working on gallery submissions. #
  • 14:22 I'm going to go buy a sushi roll or 2 & kaiso. I need the omegas & the iodine. And the deliciousness! Feeling guilty about spending the $. #
  • 17:15 Mildly jealous of worker bees who look forward to getting tax refunds. Wondering how we'll ever pay ludicrous self-employment taxes sucks. #
  • 18:07 Wasting my time making hotel reservations, talking to credit card companies & phone companies, etc. DEPRESSES ME. Sorry for crankiness. #
  • 18:27 The good news is that I got a credit card interest rate lowered from 22.9% to 14.9%. Yes, this is my erotic porno life. Credit cards. #
  • 19:29 Whoah! When did Niteflirt start imposing a fee/penalty for inactivity? I'd like to penalize THEM for deleting customer feedback/notes. #
  • 19:32 @SinnamonLove It's $2 a month only on 1 of my accts there (the 1 w/a listing they deactivated for supposedly being adult in non-adult). #
  • 22:35 I'd describe today as a gigantic crock of shit. I'm going to read the RL Stine Babysitter books I got from the free box. So there, bad day! #
  • 22:42 Ah, looking at facebook pics of the mormon boy I went out with on our not-prom night brings back memories & makes me chuckle. Chaste times. #
  • 22:47 @Elligirl Are they awesome fun? Only things I know about R.L. Stine are 1) Stephen King recs and 2) they were in the free box. #
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:44 Wasn't it bad enough that our DVR decided to be a shitheel & not record Gossip Girl last night? Now I ruined layout of google reader. HOW!? #
  • 09:53 Awesomeness may now resume; discovered there's a little tiny blue triangle/arrow that toggles stuff if you click it. Even accidentally. #
  • 14:00 Preparing to leave for the awkward lady-land known as the hair salon. Where I feel massively out-of-place. #
  • 16:38 I need to put on something sluttier to go with this new bouncetastic hair. Maybe after some soup . . . #
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:32 You know you're really constipated when metamucil starts to follow you on Twitter. #
  • 11:47 I'm nervous about paying bills/balancing our checkbook today. It's going to be tight, to put it mildly. But it COULD be way worse, I know. #
  • 14:16 Stupid remark sent to me: "i really wanna fuck yo sexy ass so hard till yo fuckin pussy bleeds". The holes don't bleed vicariously, dumbass. #
  • 14:29 On the other hand, maybe I'm totally underestimating the few people I did tell by thinking they wouldn't keep it a secret all these years. #
  • 16:11 I'm going tanning, bitches. But don't worry - I won't overdo it. You won't even notice it, but I need to be warmer/darker to go with blonde. #
  • 16:53 Yes, I'm back already and my freckles are POPPING! #
  • 17:45 Sent emails to two highest contributors to the Make-Me-Blonde campaign. Feel like falling asleep. While eating. Something wet & salty. #
  • 18:44 My armful of belated bday books, movies & an awesome picture of my ASS! tinyurl.com/dbnqef #
  • 18:53 Just added myself to the wefollow.com twitter directory under: #random #porn #woman #
  • 20:30 Feeling tortured inside by seeing pics of my ex-girlfriend. Making a straight/non-porn facebook profile was a big fucking mistake. #
  • 22:01 Ahhhhhhhhhh . . . just finished reading The New York Trilogy. So. GOOD. Worth savoring. #
  • 22:14 CanNOT believe the first chick I had grown-up sex with had kids. She said she never would - so cute they're bringing a tear to my eye. #
  • 00:23 Just bawled watching most recent Dollhouse. When @AmberLily said she cried I thought she meant the show was going downhill, not SAD! Was gd. #
  • 00:29 Speaking of dollhouse, I wonder if non-sex workers feel the same way about it as we do. Like would they "get" this most recent episode? #
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Monday, March 23, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:52 Is ten minutes enough time for me to eat & get ready for "church"? We'll see . . . #
  • 11:03 Ten minutes wasn't enough time. I'm dressed, but hungry. Plus I have a small headache threatening to become a big one so no "church" for me. #
  • 11:22 What if I brought this pic of my unruly bush to my hair colorist and asked her to dye my head to match? is.gd/oqTC Ash blonde + mouse #
  • 11:57 Just read a very interesting introductory letter from one of our new crossdressing members. #
  • 12:40 Feeling bad about spending time tweaking a page in my members area for my own satisfaction instead of working on promotion to get new sales. #
  • 13:15 @kimberleecline No; fortunately it hasn't snowed here (near Seattle) since the 15th, I think it was. But last night I DREAMT it was snowing. #
  • 15:19 Can YOU distinguish between a hairy vs. a downy woodpecker? Because @DeliaCD can. SKILLZ! Wish we had a telephoto lens for her bird hobby. #
  • 16:59 @bobbibillard The funniest "tweeter" alive is @fireland. Have spent nights reading his tweets aloud to friends, crying with laughter. #
  • 17:19 Voyeurs: if you see me opening & closing my mouth a lot, it's because my jaw is totally fucked up today; probably why I've got a headache. #
  • 18:36 Spent hours refining the format of my "stories" page for members-only: Now I just need to, you know, write/add more stories. Sigh. #
  • 22:10 Chatted w/a childhood friend I thought I might have pissed off in an email I wrote. Going to try to stay in touch with my straight friends. #
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Sunday, March 22, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:56 If you're the kind of person who likes to maintain a dream journal or do anything in a leisurely way in the morning, DON'T GET A DOG! #
  • 10:57 Members only can chat with me in 5 hours/at 4 pm Pacific: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 12:43 Throwing away what's left of my birthday box of ding dongs. Exercised. Am constipated. When will the mail get here? #
  • 15:15 I just took my first dose of psyllium powder (w/Emergen-C & Water) to try to make better poops. So very WEARY of forcing out pellets. #
  • 15:32 Just bought 2-for-1 prints from my artist-friend as a late bday present to myself. Members only chat in 30 minutes! #
  • 17:47 Had a mellow chat with members. Now reading about "good" bokeh and "bad" bokeh (yeah -- totally wtf? just learned the word "bokeh" myself). #
  • 19:33 Was that post-dinner nap totally necessary? Why YES . . . yes, it was. And it felt delicious! #
  • 19:52 Oh god, I'm SO excited about the MOVEMENT I feel 3+ hours after taking that fiber powder stuff. Will I need the plunger? Better than sex! #
  • 19:57 Sigh . . . nevermind. I totally jumped the gun. Just a few more hard rock pebbles. #
  • 20:29 LOL @ suggestion to buy VoIP-compatible electrons off eBay to sprinkle on equipment to fix skype call delays: is.gd/onB5 #
  • 21:12 Made our meal plan for the next five days and a grocery list -- heading out to the store. Yes, our lives are TRES SEXY! #
  • 21:15 Dear PSOs (phone sex operators): does skype work for calling clients on landlines or is there a terrible delay? #
  • 22:30 To new cashier at grocery store: 1) don't put 36 cans of food in ONE bag & 2) you can't just fan out the money & expect it to count itself. #
  • 23:09 Considering making a separate twitter account for replying. So it doesn't overwhelm my feed/microblog & ppl won't hate my unresponsiveness. #
  • 23:18 My UK wanker is obsessed with March Madness. I'm guessing it has something to do with alpha males and spring fever. Going to find out . . . #
  • 00:10 Ahhhhh . . . the satisfaction of having drained my Wanker's niteflirt account never grows old. Time for shredded wheat and Deep Space Nine. #
  • 00:15 On the verge of writing an extremely tasteless DM/reply to @JimAyson but don't know him well enough to know if he'd laugh or unfollow. #
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Saturday, March 21, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:04 First day of spring and I'm so so so ready to embrace it. #
  • 10:28 Going to read one of my many "brainwash yourself into thinking you can have anything you want" books with breakfast. Because it feels GOOD. #
  • 14:14 Body feels great after cardio & stretching with sunshine & door open to breeze. I feel tall and floaty and full of spring. #
  • 14:33 I love many things about this house, but one that I hate is the half-tank water heater & crappy bathrooms. We BOTH want to shower but can't. #
  • 15:02 Trying to decide whether or not to go see Harvard Beats Yale. Wondering if it's worth seeing in the theatre &/or for great inspiration. #
  • 15:34 @robgokeemusic You overestimate our tiny, nasty plastic shower cell's capacity; we couldn't both fit in if we tried. :( #
  • 16:16 I *knew* this would happen; half hour after I take a bath and shove in a tampon I have to poop. Sigh. Hate half-spitting out tampons dry. #
  • 18:38 Our Friday night excitement = moving the playstation into the bedroom and watching The Oakridge Boys sing Wichita. #
  • 22:16 While @DeliaCD and I played SSX3 (a snowboarding video game) in bed I thought how nice that activity would be for an "ignore" call. #
  • 22:25 Going to undo damage done by gaming with some more stretching. And kitchen cleanup. #
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Friday, March 20, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:11 It was great getting 8 hours asleep. All except for the dreams of Scott "Blind Guy" Macintyre & odd couple Ryan Adams & Mandy Moore. #
  • 13:06 Considering taking today off to celebrate my bday since I didn't on Tuesday. But not worth it if I don't have a plan to DO something. Maybe. #
  • 13:57 Having a wicked-good time cleaning out the mess in one of our hand-me-down, trashed vehicles. Free car to become clean car. #
  • 18:27 While @DeliaCD prepares our 2nd quiche for my birthday week, I'm going to play one of my birthday presents: HITMAN! #
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:59 Trying to remember/log my dirty dream. Wish I'd done that the LAST time I dreamt about this particular person. Intensely taboo. #
  • 10:03 @iforza8 Yes, those are *totally* the best dreams! Which is why I wanted to write it all down. #
  • 10:07 Oh no, you tweeples are making me laugh too hard too soon after getting out of bed. It huurrrrrts, funny ats! #
  • 12:14 Later: I'll be blonde again on Tuesday. Now: my farts are fucking RANK! #
  • 13:19 Now that I had an orgasm (watching a guy fucking a fleshlight this time) I can get on with my day. #
  • 13:54 My period just started while I was trying to do some exercise. And here I thought I was just wet from my earlier masturbation session. #
  • 14:00 Can you take your can openers somewhere to get them sharpened? Or does it not work that way? #
  • 17:47 I don't understand why Fritzl isn't charged with over 3000 counts of rape. I don't understand a lot of things, I guess. #
  • 18:05 Cheap way to feel/smell awesome: find a store selling real sandalwood oil with testers. Visit store liberally & smear on frequently. #
  • 19:25 Blargh. Have minor cramps & major tiredness from period with show to start in 35 minutes. It's going to be bore, folks (but I'll still come) #
  • 23:58 OMFuckingGod. WHY did I decide we should watch Changeling w/o knowing 1st thing about it/that it would be sheer motherfucking HELL? HELL! #
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:09 Awwww -- so nice to wake up to so many birthday wishes: thanks tweeple! #
  • 11:34 Just "wasted" a bunch more time researching cam software, server stuff etc. I *hate* relying on other sites for our spycams. HATE it. #
  • 13:24 Exercise. I don't *want* to do it right now, but I must. Then shower, then show. #
  • 14:23 @greenguy89 Trust: I shower as *little* as possible/only when necessary. Gotta wash hair for shows, though. Otherwise I do the whore's bath. #
  • 15:35 Have to reset my machine to pave way for smooth show broadcast in 25 minutes. #
  • 17:22 Felt like my cunt was trying to turn itself inside out during the orgasms I just had in my webcam show. #
  • 17:31 I always feel weird about getting emotional over strangers' tragedies, but this Natasha Richardson thing is really sad. #
  • 18:10 @mandyblake Most effective painful acne antidote is pure almond oil (or cheaper oil); sounds counter-intuitive, but it works. #
  • 18:15 Today has been great so far. Except that I haven't pooped. Wait. Positive spin time; Ihaven't pooped YET. #
  • 18:20 @greenguy89 Right! How could I've forgotten the 2 poops yesterday?!? Thank goodness I tweet my poops AND YOU LISTEN! Now I can relax. #
  • 18:26 Gah! Forgot about leftovers on stove. Now they're a stinky thai crisp goocake. That's why @DeliaCD does 99% of the kitchen work. #
  • 19:09 @RonCarlo *says* he's in our chatroom but he's not chatting . . . name just SITTING there . . . #
  • 22:27 Sorry, Danny Gokey lovers: the boy didn't sound like he was really praying - PLEADING - for Jesus to take the wheel & THAT is why he sucks. #
  • 22:28 Yeah, I know you think that tweet came out of left field but I meant every word of it. He is not all that. Okay fine, he doesn't SUCK. BUT! #
  • 00:04 I clapped & *squealed* like a stuck pig when Chuck walked in past Derota. But now must post a gallery for members: "Mommy's Spring Flowers". #
  • 00:26 Oooh! I spoke too soon when I assessed my "make me blonde" progress as going poorly. Mommy IS going to be shiny and bright again! #
  • 01:35 Finally got vlog and photo set posted for members. Didn't update archives yet, but need to get to sleep. #
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:37 Brewing tea and mentally prepping to pay bills & finish the promo galleries I didn't complete yesterday. #
  • 12:44 Panting & sweating after taking a much-needed long walk to the bank; totally needed the fresh air & exercise. #
  • 14:42 Ooogh . . . sadly, I'm not sure I can be productive without a nap and lunch first. #
  • 14:52 Ugh @ "webmasters" who write promo text for my site saying "guaranted to" contain bullshit my site doesn't. So very fucked up. #
  • 20:29 Working to make up for the time I spent earlier napping & eating and watching television. #
  • 22:24 Just made a mundane little blog entry with tomorrow's showtimes & pics of @KrisMadison's pug: is.gd/nEu1 #
  • 22:35 I should totally weigh myself now that I just unloaded huge poop number two for today. At least I've been very productive in ONE way today! #
  • 00:52 Phew!! Feeling SO much better -- awesome even -- after stretching to a few new age songs in the dark with @DeliaCD. Getting ready 4 bed now. #
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Monday, March 16, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:28 Unbelievable. It's fucking snowing again & my office chair is like a joke chair that keeps getting shorter. #
  • 11:55 Wish I didn't have to, but am working on building promo galleries to send to affiliates. Wish I knew for sure efforts will bear fruit. #
  • 13:05 Putting the promo work on hold for a bit while I do a scan for malware. #
  • 15:50 Omylord - a terrible pain in my nostril just gripped me. No idea WHAT that's about. Uploading the 1/2 done galleries. Still lots to finish. #
  • 15:54 I can't stand people who think EVERYONE should use Twitter the SAME way they do/value it for the SAME reasons & insult those who don't. #
  • 17:02 Took advantage of our friends being downtown to indulge in some fucking with @DeliaCD. 2 orgasms later: impending headache now gone! #
  • 19:51 About to eat quiche @DeliaCD made after I took a much-needed post-fuck nap. Dreamt of dead sea cucumbers. #
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Sunday, March 15, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:46 I'm awake, but only temporarily, I hope, to eat something so I can take some aleve so I can nip this headache in the bud. #
  • 13:23 Trying to get some work done even though I really want to be visiting with our company. #
  • 18:19 Just had hot conversation w/ @KrisMadison about how we both like straddling penis people & pretending to jerk "our" cocks like we own them. #
  • 21:02 Just got back from watching Coraline -- LOVED everything except the idiot 18-ish boy retching over the naked claymation phat old lady boobs. #
  • 21:41 I just got some presents for my PS2! Games!! And now I'm working on a newsletter thing. Must send tonight. #
  • 22:27 Just sent out a newsletter. Here it is for those of you who aren't on my list: tastytrixie.com/newsletter/March2009/index.html #
  • 00:26 Logged in the Wherever Cam with audio while we play a karaoke game on the PS2. #
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Saturday, March 14, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:59 Poor @DeliaCD's back is fucked up. It must be really bad because she *never* complains about pain. Only other time was salmonella poisoning. #
  • 09:47 Working on an update for members & feeling groovy because I love getting my poop on before 10 am. It's totally a good omen! #
  • 11:58 Going to take a shower before I record vlog for members. Maybe have some lunch, too (but I don't need to shower for THAT). #
  • 13:13 Anyone have a fave recording of Brother Can You Spare a Dime and/or Sunny Side of the Street? Looking for recs - love both those songs. #
  • 14:54 twitpic.com/22gc1 - I freshened up just to record a vlog post for members, but now I need to recapture some of the sleep I lost l ... #
  • 15:02 Why is it that when I watch videos of myself sucking cock my mouth involuntarily gapes open? #
  • 15:30 Sample pictures from the Friday the 13th gallery I just posted for members: is.gd/ngJ5 #
  • 16:15 I talk a big talk about naps, but then I never end up taking them. Doing laundry and craving food instead. #
  • 16:19 How is it possible that today I weigh 5 lbs less than I did day-before-yesterday? Either our scale is wrong or I really *was* constipated.. #
  • 19:00 I cannot get a break; try to nap -- that's foiled. Try to masturbate -- that's interrupted, too. Going to scream. #
  • 19:02 Phew -- thank god for the Hitachi Magic Wand; 27 seconds & a self-suck video & I got a *little* relief. Would like 3 more of those. #
  • 20:24 We've been doing housework but I think our friends are used to our level of household filth so I can call it quits after the toilet. #
  • 21:54 Just turned off our cam audio because our friends are *almost* here . . . they drove a long-ass ways to see us -- I'm feeling lucky/blessed. #
  • 03:58 How is it almost 4 in the morning? I guess that's what happens when you open old wounds from the last argument regarding Les Savy Fav #
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Friday, March 13, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:54 So is @AdamRifkin really "the REAL Adam Rifkin"? And if so, why do I feel so dirty that he's @-ing me about Mousehunt being 1 of my faves? #
  • 09:56 In other news, last night before I went to bed my constipation felt like a log jam on skid road; eventually disastrous overload will strike. #
  • 10:44 @TerryBain Man, I would *love* to shoot me some porn with a big furry Chewbacca stand-in. Especially if he were capable of ululating right. #
  • 10:56 Editing photos and listening to some of my favorite deliciously cheesy new age music. Woodblock, flute, drones, & tambo I love you all. #
  • 11:19 Going to reset my machine & capture some video; WebWhoreHQ cam will be down during that process. #
  • 12:09 Feeling guilty because awesome fan burned Sita Sings the Blues for me & I still haven't watched it (reminded by @Graydancer and @AudaciaRay) #
  • 12:12 Also feeling guilty because I've a massage appt today & @DeliaCD's back is hurting & we/everyone's poor & I'm doing it for pure pleasure. #
  • 12:56 @Toni_KatVixen twitpic.com/21brg - Hubba, hubba! #
  • 14:44 Told massage woman about our for-shit sales this week and I swear I got the best, most loving/healing massage EVER. Even better than usual. #
  • 18:00 The good thing about massage is it makes you totally relaxed/induces healing coma. The bad thing about massage is it makes you SLEEPY. #
  • 18:32 To avoid the 3-5 day headaches I often get post-massage, I am forcing myself to get in bed, take it easy & drink assbaths of water. #
  • 18:54 Put that whole going-to-rest thing on hold; just slurped down an anchovie and @DeliaCD is making avgolemono. #
  • 20:17 Dieting NOT an option with a lush lesbo BBC biopic of Daphne du Marier in dvd player. I'm *obligated* by my estrogen to eat dessert w/tea. #
  • 23:39 I *totally* cried over Daphne (the movie). Super-satisfying flick if you're into melodramatic music, old-fashioned scene segues AND CHICKS! #
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:42 Just deleted a tweet without posting it that made dirty business of some of my fave Mr. Rogers lyrics. Couldn't commit that act o sacrilege. #
  • 10:49 The day is off to a great start: sunny, motivated, and I'm about to poop then exercise. After that, the world is my oyster. #
  • 11:15 Okay -- so installing adobe air to use twhirl appears to be worth it. Thanks, all. Getting ready to take a walk . . . #
  • 11:21 WebWhoreBucks just got its first random job applicant. Or maybe it's a cleverly disguised virus everyone's getting. Can .docs do that? #
  • 13:09 Nice invigorating walk! I've got big underboob sweat marks on my t-shirt. Maybe I worked off part of yesterday's ice cream cone? #
  • 14:11 Mmmmm . . . just enjoyed the most delicious lunch of apples & scrambled eggs & soaked up some much-needed vitamin D. #
  • 15:18 Agonizing over submitting sites for review, writing notes with CAPS POINTING OUT OUR SELLING POINTS. Can't believe I'm hungry again. #
  • 16:41 I doubt taking a bath will help wake me up, but it needs to be done anyway. Tubtime! #
  • 17:45 Listening to Randy Newman singing "Lonely at the Top"; can anyone rec similar tunes? If so, I want. #
  • 18:20 Trying so hard not to bitch about the motherfucking cold, but godDAMN it's so fucking COLD! Editing pics & shivering. #
  • 19:15 I'm really having a hard time resigning myself to being this chubby forever. This old & older? Sure! 10-15 pounds overweight? Not sure. #
  • 19:19 There are many things I love about being plump, I just can't commit to NEVER being my slender self (with a pot belly) again. #
  • 22:18 Now that I'm enjoying a normal endocrine system, I just made a goal to lose 15 pounds by June 1st. Unless 10 looks/feels plenty good enough. #
  • 22:37 Getting ready to do some stretching with moonlight pouring in on us, then hit the sheets. #
  • 23:53 Trying not to let a couple of fraudulent transactions ruin my evening. #
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:16 Almost ready for breakfast and a book before we get ready for shooting today. I so wish we could just get AHEAD. #
  • 11:09 Some half-baked morning rambling about Intervention, sex work, etc.: tinyurl.com/cr8mcy #
  • 15:28 My pussy is super duper wet after shooting a blowjob video. I'm also hungry, but I think that's unrelated. #
  • 15:54 I thought sales were bad Sunday, but today is worse. Didn't think was possible. Kind of freaking out here. Not asking for pity, just saying. #
  • 16:03 @SavannahDarling I don't know if I'm relieved or more scared knowing it's not just us. More scared, I think. Shuddering . . . #
  • 16:06 Sitting here paralyzed by worry. Sucks that the only things I think of to feel better are a) spending $ on food or b) spending $ on movie. #
  • 16:13 Fuck this. The sun is shining -- I'm going outside and downtown to get my fave lemon custard ice cream cone. Cheap comfort. #
  • 16:16 Book & lactaid in hand, stepping out the door. I hope I got all the dried cum off my face. #
  • 17:33 What the fuck is an .air file? Whatever. Maybe I should ditch the idea of trying out twhirl. I don't want to install TWO things. #
  • 18:44 @ramblingwebgirl Gotcha ;) I sorta posted that tweet to be a brat, then figured it out from there. Downloaded both, but haven't installed. #
  • 19:35 Had fried eggs over black eyed peas & rice for dinner; now getting ready to do MORE shooting. #
  • 19:48 We have so much cool stuff we never enjoy! Like: @DeliaCD and I each have our own pair of fangs that we never wear! So many missed opps! #
  • 21:39 The fangs didn't fit me so well, probably because my teeth are crooked or because the denture mold stuff was old & didn't set well. #
  • 21:40 I know, you all were wishing I had the custom made dentistified perfect fangs, but alas. None of those. No cool animal contacts either :( #
  • 21:42 twitpic.com/1zu6s - Hello? Eighties? #
  • 21:43 twitpic.com/1zu81 - It's me . . . Trixie. And there are certain things about you (the 80's) that I miss. #
  • 22:11 @badinfluencegrl I don't care about/have patience for hair/makeup either; webcam snaps just make artificial prettiness easy post shoot. ;) #
  • 22:32 Yay -- candles lit in bedroom in prep for a romantic bedtime of . . . refried beans, chips and American Idol. We're too sexy for our shirts. #
  • 00:14 Helen Hunt sucking a cumsicle? tinyurl.com/cu7u6t Yes or no, still makes me very aroused. #
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:16 Surprisingly, we've adjusted to daylight savings time; woke up at 8:30, got our bills paid . . . ready to proceed with the day! #
  • 11:28 Did my banking, picked up the community read book & now we're going to do some stretching which I hope will keep away headaches. #
  • 11:31 Aaaaaaaaaaaaand in news of complete and utter bullshit, it's snowing again. Little tiny dry sting-your-eyes swirling frozen flakes. #
  • 12:19 twitpic.com/1ym8v - Even our husky is starting to get sick of this snow. #
  • 13:08 Feel noodly & delicious after cardio & stretching; heating up some chili to cuddle up with for lunch; it's too damned cold out. #
  • 14:09 Just downgraded our Directv package to the "cheap"est one. Performing our own TV intervention means no more WATCHING Intervention. Damn. #
  • 14:39 @vancouverderek Oh god, I know - we love First 48, too! And I'm going to *die* not getting to see Mad Men season 3. But it's for the best. #
  • 14:50 Washing our bedding to welcome the almost and full moon into our bedroom this week & getting ready to buy something we need 4 shoot 2morrow. #
  • 20:30 Edited down a white noise track so it will loop instead of annoyingly fading in and out every half hour while we're sleeping. #
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Monday, March 9, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:35 I totally want to curse the pileup of snow outside, but it *is* pretty and we (fortunately) don't have to go anywhere so . . . yeah. Wacky. #
  • 10:03 twitpic.com/1xotq - #
  • 10:12 Why aren't my texts accompanying my phone posts to twitpic? Grrrrr . . . arrrrgh. #
  • 10:15 twitpic.com/1xp5l - #
  • 11:20 After a week of squeezing out rabbit turds I finally dumped a giant log of poop. The bleeding will subside but the satisfaction will linger. #
  • 11:37 Blog entry and self-indulgent pics of me (& my boobies) in the woods: tinyurl.com/arzsp6 #
  • 11:39 My opinions on Twilight (the book AND the movie) and OTHER people's opinions of Twilight: tastytrixie.com/blog/2009/03/twilight.html #
  • 14:04 Phew! Just got in a bunch of cardio & stretching, about to eat lunch, then take a bath, then finish the update I promised members yesterday. #
  • 14:08 I like to wallow in my sweat & let it dry on me before I bathe/shower it off. Feeling my muscles come down from exercise w/o watering down. #
  • 16:22 Want to chip in to make me blonde? tinyurl.com/bcoeba I'll send the highest contributor an autographed book or movie. #
  • 17:11 Edited the "contest" so even small contributions will be entered into a drawing for a book or movie: tinyurl.com/bcoeba #
  • 17:15 We are currently having the worst sales day I've seen since, like, 2002. #
  • 17:23 Just ate a widget of ryecrisp topped with roast beef. I think I'm going to start calling all of my compact snacks, "widgets". #
  • 17:47 twitpic.com/1y3pz - If I'm too broke to get blonde hair again, I'll have to switch to THIS look. PERMANENTLY! #
  • 17:48 twitpic.com/1y3rg - Don't worry though; whatever happens, I'll never lose my sparkling personality or sense of humour. #
  • 17:59 @clubmix1996 She gets her hair like that by having crazy-ass, kinky, giant, curly hair naturally & finger-curling it strand-by-strand w/goo. #
  • 18:09 Going to eat now that I finally got vlog & gallery posted for members; I kept needing to post connected blog entries 1st. Done ... for now. #
  • 19:49 Sweet old black girl dog came into our house so we did some traipsing around the neighborhood with her and found her back to her people. #
  • 21:29 @BellaVendetta66 Grapes are bad for ALL dogs; can't find the link off the bat, but google it. SCARY. #
  • 21:34 Going to step away from the computer and stop thinking refreshing our stats over and over again is going to change how bad sales were today. #
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Sunday, March 8, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:32 It's a sunshiney morning with massively high winds here. Sounds like our roof is going to be peeled off. #
  • 11:42 Enjoying work this morning in spite of a looming headache. Was it the three squares of dark chocolate last night? The laptop glare? Sigh. #
  • 11:55 I cannot. Fucking. Believe. There is MORE motherfucking SNOW in our forecast. This is supposed to be Western fucking Washington, weather! #
  • 14:40 Promo done and getting ready to eat lunch and possibly take a nap to ease this headache and catch up on what I didn't get last night. #
  • 17:50 Head feeling a little better after five different pills and a nap. It's hailing sideways. #
  • 18:00 Sex for FUN is on the agenda for tonight (if I can keep my headache at bay) since shooting on my face is out of the question. #
  • 18:36 Uploading new gallery for members; going to sip tea and blog and/or read while that's chugging along. #
  • 21:29 I took a bath, @DeliaCD took a bath, lit some candles, put the good lube by the bed, and going to pop in some music . . . it's time to fuck! #
  • 21:54 Mmmm . . . I enjoy having my orgasm on a semi after there's already a load of cum sloshing around in my pussy. #
  • 23:01 OMG - just remembered this weird dream I had; Yanni & Vangelis were talking trash to each other then took their dicks out & started jerking. #
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Saturday, March 7, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:46 Annoying = waking to the sound of your nose whistling and the strains of Waltzing Matilda playing over & over in your mind. #
  • 10:46 Trying to figure out what/where to shoot. Wondering if my problem is that I've too MANY options, not too few. But none are PERFECT, I whine. #
  • 13:20 Just found out my sister has gestational diabetes. Calling her back. #
  • 14:00 Getting ready to go out and do a shoot. Feeling nervous about it being a sunny (populated) Friday afternoon and trying to do outdoor shoot. #
  • 16:58 Our shoot was fun with lots of fresh air. Will download the pics and take more after we have some dinner. Super hungry here. #
  • 17:09 Totally procrastinating on the dinner thing in favor of trying to catch up with friend's art blog, etc. Need to save it for AFTER dinner! #
  • 19:15 Took a half hour nap and am editing pics now to post tonight instead of (or maybe in addition to?) shooting more this evening. We'll see. #
  • 20:44 Yay for sweet $4.99 Old Navy nighty - can't wait to shoot in this so I can wear it every day for fun without worrying about "ruining" it. #
  • 21:45 Downloading another load of pics; don't think I will get the other gallery built & uploaded for members tonight, but tomorrow for sure! #
  • 23:58 Just got off a long call with my "boyfriend" which is good because I can use the spending money! #
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Friday, March 6, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:33 Dreamt that our billing stats were all wrong/fucked up/looked like we had negative sales yesterday. Suck-ass recession dreams! #
  • 09:40 Buckets of hail being dumped on our house sounds almost as cool as if we had a tin roof in the rain. Maybe cooler? #
  • 11:17 I was just sitting here cutting tags off panties and wondering if Paula Abdul has any kind of a sex life. #
  • 12:32 Frustrated about having three fucking phones that don't work right. Frustrated by doctors offices. Could they use fucking EMAIL? #
  • 13:03 I love seeing family, and I love seeing them go. Countdown to regaining our solitude in progress . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . #
  • 16:08 Got some exercise, took a shower, getting ready to do errands. I know, my life's a THRILL a minute! #
  • 16:23 Considering making a Make-Me-Blonde-for-My-Birthday chip-in/donation thingy. #
  • 18:00 Listening to Emmylou Harris' "Wrecking Ball" and working on submitting a promo gallery to different TGPs. #
  • 21:34 Just got home from seeing The Wrestler. Definitely destined to be a classic and interesting from the perspective of a sex worker. #
  • 23:11 Just watched a Lemonheads video featuring a woman I've exchanged certain "intimacies" with. Tribadism, for one. #
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Thursday, March 5, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:17 @avflox The teachers should be fired if it's a student at the school where they work, but it shouldn't be a crime. #
  • 18:13 I need to figure out what we can shoot tomorrow and Friday after family goes home but I mostly just want to veg out tv-side. #
  • 20:16 I ask my sister over and over re: my nephew, "isn't he tired yet? Is he about to get really tired? When is he going to be tired out?" #
  • 21:31 Showed my nephew videos of Jewel and other people yodeling on YouTube. He was mesmerized. Oh, & the fraggle rock/let me clear my throat vid. #
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:33 Sister & nephew coming over so we had to move the big toxic black dong from guest room to my office. Chemical dildo smell fills my nostrils. #
  • 11:15 Mostly procrastinating on cleaning house 4 fam visit. So far I moved poles that could fall on nephew's head & told @DeliaCD to fix something #
  • 13:58 Blog entry & video of one of my FAVORITE dark children's books, The 3 Robbers: tinyurl.com/dc9c8c #
  • 19:42 Been watching Charlie & The Chocolate Factory with Mr. Squishypants. Guess who gave us that movie? A flower, a positive FLOWER! #
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:16 The wind made so much noise last night it woke me up even with my earplugs in. #
  • 10:43 Thanks to taking care of bills yesterday, I eased into this morning with Constant Comment (tea) & staring at our triple goddess flags. #
  • 10:57 WTF? After they told me I couldn't get my landline/number back because someone stole it, today a guy shows up in our yard & hooks it back up #
  • 13:37 Phew -- just got some much needed exercise & warmth. About to have lunch then run errands, including picking up props for @DeliaCD's shoot. #
  • 13:39 @ThatLawyerDude Yikes! I of course(?) am now totally paranoid that my phone craziness is a govt plot to listen in on my phone sex calls. #
  • 17:05 Really sleepy but going to be proud of myself for exercising four out of the past six days. Might take a nap while @DeliaCD gets ready. #
  • 17:13 Nevermind. I feel too guilty about being tired to fall asleep. So I'm going to have a snack and work. #
  • 20:41 Ahhh, yes! Another cream-filled shoot from @DeliaCD that will inspire thousands of "reactions" around the world. I'm hungry now. #
  • 20:43 @amberlily I know you tried to "get off" the phone earlier but I am always so *desperate* to drag our conversations out as long as possible! #
  • 22:52 Brrrr . . . feeling chilly. Going to brew some tea and get back into bed to watch more true crime trash. LOVE you, Dominick Dunne! #
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Monday, March 2, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:17 Feeling very anxious about money. Trying to take things as they come and not worry, just forge on. #
  • 13:31 Totally f'd up of me, but I can't handle the prospect of running a zillion errands by myself so I'm begging @DeliaCD to go with me. #
  • 16:21 How is it that today is the first day I've experienced the pleasure of an electric toothbrush (on my teeth, not my clit)? #
  • 17:31 Brewing ginger tea & picking stuff up/putting it away (ex. unpacking from the mini-trip we took last month). I know -- I'm SO exciting! #
  • 18:28 A blog entry I just posted noting a few anniversaries: tastytrixie.com/blog/2009/03/anniversaries.html #
  • 19:13 Cool -- my radio station host now offers widgets so I put that up on my members-only home page. Need to work on that radio thing . . . #
  • 21:29 Spent some time playing piano badly. Then I got up and walked straight into our big easy chair. Sigh. Hope I don't wind up with a bruise. #
  • 21:51 Lately I've been deleting a lot of tweets. Usually they have something to do with my anus. #
  • 22:16 Oh, YUM! @DeliaCD brought home some of the yummiest green salsa that we can't get in town. #
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Sunday, March 1, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:30 Couldn't bring myself to get out of bed at 6 am, so I might have gotten too much sleep. Brewing my breakfast tea now. #
  • 09:31 We've got my show to give at noon, a members-only chat at 3, @DeliaCD's show at 6, and somewhere a shoot in there, perhaps. #
  • 09:45 twitpic.com/1r51i - My cold-morning look of tiger-striped robe over polar fleece. #
  • 09:49 @audaciaray Sweet! The twitter is the power! Or the pow-wow. Or the powhuh? #
  • 09:57 @NixyValentine I fave tweets I want to follow-up on (links to read later, good info, blog fodder, etc.). It's also good for boosting people. #
  • 10:31 twitpic.com/1r6ch - A pic of @DeliaCD with me in the foreground from the "Zebra Whale Tail" set we shot last night. #
  • 11:34 Going to wear my favorite brown slip thingy. I know, it sounds boring & I've done a thousand shows in it, but I love it. #
  • 11:48 Having a quick bite of cereal & resetting my machine in prep for my show starting in 12 minutes. #
  • 13:22 After my orgasmic show, going to have some hot soup and spend some time spottily catching up with a few blogs via google reader. #
  • 16:47 There should always be a hot pot of soup steaming on the stove. Trying to decide if I should resist another bowl . . . #
  • 17:09 I set aside Auster's New York Trilogy because I didn't ever want it to end, but how long can I hold out? Are the rest of his books as good? #
  • 17:41 Nature's Way cereal is fucking irresistible. Lately they've got me with the pumpkin flax granola boxicle. Crrrraayyyyve it. #
  • 19:35 @roxxiecyber Some people are actually so into "the obvious weirdness of boob jobs". Artifice is a huge turn-on to some people. #
  • 20:43 Now is really not a good time for a $425 bill that used to be due on the first of the month to be due on the 27th. Not. Really. Good timing. #
  • 20:49 Actually, I guess it doesn't make a really big difference this month. Having only 28 days and all. #
  • 20:51 Just posted g-rated pic of me & my sister for members only: tinyurl.com/co9cmj #
  • 21:14 Working on another TGP submission while @DeliaCD works on posting another Twin Peaks gallery for her members. #
  • 21:38 It's hysterically funny to me how some lighting can make my cellulite disappear in pics. Other kinds of lighting, however . . . #
  • 21:57 I think I have more voyeurs who are devoted to watching me fold laundry than voyeurs who care to watch us fuck. #
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