My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:55 @JaneBurgess Being blonde again? It's very dirty! I might have to walk around town without a bra to get the full "feeling" of blonde again. #
• 11:56 Pics of my dirty blonde hair: tinyurl.com/cp9hz5 #
• 12:26 Did "Fat Burning Fusion" workout with @DeliaCD. Now feel like taking a huge poop and zonking out for an hour long nap. Trying not to (nap). #
• 12:30 What is the best bathroom reading material to use for coaxing out a stubborn turd? Any suggestions? #
• 12:37 Thanks for the suggestions, all - I LOL'd, but turns out it wasn't as stubborn as I thought; _The Goddess in the Bedroom_ sufficed. #
• 14:14 This Hempz lotion makes me smell like I bathed in a vat of cheap beer. Can't decide if I like that or not. Working on gallery submissions. #
• 14:22 I'm going to go buy a sushi roll or 2 & kaiso. I need the omegas & the iodine. And the deliciousness! Feeling guilty about spending the $. #
• 17:15 Mildly jealous of worker bees who look forward to getting tax refunds. Wondering how we'll ever pay ludicrous self-employment taxes sucks. #
• 18:07 Wasting my time making hotel reservations, talking to credit card companies & phone companies, etc. DEPRESSES ME. Sorry for crankiness. #
• 18:27 The good news is that I got a credit card interest rate lowered from 22.9% to 14.9%. Yes, this is my erotic porno life. Credit cards. #
• 19:29 Whoah! When did Niteflirt start imposing a fee/penalty for inactivity? I'd like to penalize THEM for deleting customer feedback/notes. #
• 19:32 @SinnamonLove It's $2 a month only on 1 of my accts there (the 1 w/a listing they deactivated for supposedly being adult in non-adult). #
• 22:35 I'd describe today as a gigantic crock of shit. I'm going to read the RL Stine Babysitter books I got from the free box. So there, bad day! #
• 22:42 Ah, looking at facebook pics of the mormon boy I went out with on our not-prom night brings back memories & makes me chuckle. Chaste times. #
• 22:47 @Elligirl Are they awesome fun? Only things I know about R.L. Stine are 1) Stephen King recs and 2) they were in the free box. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter