Thursday, April 30, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:20 We have shows scheduled for later tonight (LATE for people east of us in the Seattle area) & I kind of want to get a shoot done today. #
  • 12:27 Awesome. I take a bath to shave then a shower for my hair and THEN my body decides it needs to deliver a huge soft-serve poop. So. ANNOYING. #
  • 15:31 Totally felt like a lovely spring hippy princess during that shoot -- going to make a sweet May Day gallery. #
  • 19:32 Need to reset my machine to get ready for my show at the top of the hour: Members go here tinyurl.com/ourcamshows then click on Rude. #
  • 00:24 Okey dokey -- new vlog & 158 pic Silver Silk Slip gallery posted for my/our members. Womanly curves, blue eyes & many nods to foot lovers. #
  • 00:55 I never do this, but I'm going to release a more magically-photoshopped zip of the gallery I'm posting Friday to augment the natural set. #
  • 00:58 We edit pics & bandaid out zits, etc. but rarely use filters & blurs, keeping things really natural. But sometimes? A set begs for MAGIC! #
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:38 Been tidying up WebWhore Headquarters. Finding a box for extra buttons, getting distractions & overwhelming lists out of line of sight, etc. #
  • 12:41 Uhhhh . . . just joined a twibe for adult webmasters. Visit twibes.com/AdultWebmasters to join (if you are one). #
  • 12:43 @Akelaa What is this PG Porn you've been talking about? Link please (sorry if I missed it earlier - you can DM me if you want). #
  • 12:46 Considering ebaying our Nikon battery pack that we NEVER use & getting a remote so @DeliaCD & I can try to take pics together. #awm #
  • 13:08 Feeling depressed by how incredibly sleepy I am. @DeliaCD just asked if I want to exercise but I can barely summon energy to keep eyes open. #
  • 17:49 You know what I fucking hate about hashtags? A WASTE OF MY 140 CHARACTERS. The content should already indicate keywords. #hashtagfail (barf) #
  • 17:50 Relieved my computer is still operating (and smoothly!) after I beat it with my hand and begged it to "please stop vibrating, cocksucker!". #
  • 18:28 Editing a set of pictures I really love for members. Definitely more cougar than schoolgirl this time around. #
  • 18:58 This gallery's taking way longer than usual to edit because there are huge cumstains on the slip I'm wearing that I'm photoshopping out. #
  • 19:02 There are some pictures in this set where I look 28 and others where I look 45; I love them all. 36 years old = age chameleon. #
  • 20:24 Uploading gallery while @DeliaCD cooks bacon & eggs for dinner & BUYING/downloading some songs. Radiohead's "Creep", for one. #
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:31 I'm off to the bank, a meeting, and getting rid of a few stacks of books. #
  • 13:54 Why yes I *DID* stay after the meeting to talk to a hot blonde about boobs & all the other girl parts she's missed out on by being straight. #
  • 17:32 Going to scout out some outdoor locations to shoot this week. Hoping for blossoming fruit trees somewhere we won't get caught. #
  • 17:36 BTW if you live in WA & can offer privacy, a picturesque location, vehicle(s), etc. where we can shoot nudes, LMK; we can do customs as pmt. #
  • 20:09 SCORE! We saw a barred owl and got photos of it, not once but TWICE. I felt bad that we interrupted her snake dinner, though. #
  • 23:05 Wrote to friends to see if it's possible to talk to a cop re: sex worker rights who was involved in the Green River Killer investigation. #
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Monday, April 27, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:44 Is this a bruise under my left eye or just a Very Dark Circle? In other words, Hello morning, you cruel bitch. #
  • 12:40 I just posted a blog entry about our Portland trip & hotels as cum-dumpsters: is.gd/uJ0t #
  • 12:50 Edited the last to add another paragraph plus a link to @DeliaCD's post with pics: deliacd.com/weblog/2009/04/portland-trip.html #
  • 12:59 An awesome post from @heathercorinna balancing out the "periods (& my BODY)-are-embarrassng" BS messages girls get: is.gd/uJdi #
  • 13:23 It's asinine but I'm making a spreadsheet to keep track of webwhores & "celebrities" who follow me 1st then UNfollow me after I add them. #
  • 13:26 It's not that I expect Twitter reciprocity - I don't - there are just a few people where it makes me wonder & impacts my opinion of them. #
  • 13:30 I also wonder if it's random tech-prob droppage, but how do you ask someone if they MEANT to unfollow you without sounding like a whiner? #
  • 14:36 Just off phone with my wanker; heading to the store to get provisions for a quiche @DeliaCD is going to make for a potluck tonight. #
  • 22:23 Super hot dyke at the potluck/meeting was like a cross between kd lang and Matthew McConaughey. Hot fucking accent/voice & everything. MELT! #
  • 22:32 Loving @rollertrain's blog post "about her breasts and more significant things": snipurl.com/gtcvf #
  • 22:35 That whole "thrill of victory/agony of defeat" thing could be the conflicted motto summing up a lot of women's lives (esp. in sex industry). #
  • 22:45 Jesus, my ex-girlfriend can be an incredibly snotty little bitch. She's like a comment troll. WHY did I make this straight facebook acct?!? #
  • 22:50 Can I post a reply on my wall to her asking how in the WORLD we ever wound up eating each other's pussies on a regular basis? Mind-boggling. #
  • 23:15 Past couple of years I've felt sentimental about old lays thinking maybe I was too critical of them. Truth is? A LOT OF THEM WERE ASSHOLES. #
  • 23:52 @StripperTweets Good advice, but if I'd have deleted it I wouldn't have had the chance to be a sarcastic bitch BACK to her. I'm an ASS. #
  • 02:17 Just watched "Heckler" & so should you if you're an entertainer of any kind who people want to criticize, shit on & take your voice away. #
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Sunday, April 26, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:45 Mmmmmm . . . . I plan to have some breakfast and ritalin then go back to sleep for an hour. Then get back up & have breakfast again! #
  • 15:40 I feel better than I have in a month after immersing myself in wasting about five hours doing something I'm too ashamed to admit publicly. #
  • 16:05 Going to warm up & stretch (members: on SOY wherever cam: tinyurl.com/spyonus ) #
  • 21:33 Just posted my webcam show & members-only chat schedule for the upcoming week (they'll be on Wednesday night and Thursday afternoon). #
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Saturday, April 25, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:39 I canNOT stand to see another morsel of the bullshit about cracking down on ads for "illegal services", etc. on craigslist. OFF TOPIC! #
  • 12:30 Some of our cams (housecamz & ballroom on SOY) will be down while @DeliCD installs a new hard drive to store our newest photos. #
  • 17:07 RT @webgirltweet just added Trixie Fontaine to WebGirl Tweet! Check it out tastytrixie.webgirltweet.com #
  • 22:14 Working vicariously through @DeliaCD tonight; she's editing a hot set of pics for her members while I've napped & experienced gravity. #
  • 22:37 Sigh. I think I overdid indulging in carbs while we were away: mashed potatoes, stuffing, french toast, grape juice, etc. Now hungover. #
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Friday, April 24, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:41 On our way home. Totally want to go to sleep when we get there. Room wasn't dark enough to get good rest but cool other than that. #
  • 17:19 Just got home . . . reconnected disconnected cams & am now wading through email to check for bombs. #
  • 21:01 We need to install a new hard drive before I can download all the pics we took while in Portland. Tomorrow! #
  • 23:44 Just joined bookmooch.com (not as Trixie) - hope it encourages me to not horde books AND saves money (I didn't go to Powell's, fyi). #
  • 23:56 Lucky voyeurs would have just heard me rip a long fart punctuated by two little pops. #
  • 00:40 Why the fuck am I still awake? #
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Thursday, April 23, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:55 You shouldn't be allowed to have Mickey Rourke as the wrestler AND Dog the Bounty Hunter in the same dream. #
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 17:14 Logged a cam in for awhile here at the hotel. Nothing to see though. @DeliaCD getting ready for me to shoot her. Life's good! #
  • 17:56 I have to turn this cam off. I'm playing solitaire while @DeliaCD works. It's shameful. #
  • 23:26 Goddamn it! Every time the people in the room next door start fucking, @DeliaCD makes too much noise for me to listen to her moaning! #
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 08:23 It's a beautiful morning, full of sunshine & promise, yet I'm wearied by rectal bleeding. And AT&T keeps interrupting my network connection! #
  • 08:36 @NixyValentine Word is just reading it as "one was dead" when you really are trying to say "all were dead but one". Were is right, I think. #
  • 08:43 Will go to Powell's but ONLY going to let myself by books to finish series I already started reading. And maybe the new Natsuo Kirino. #
  • 09:54 7 minutes to go until the time we planned to be out of the house. For once I think we might make it (or be close). Wish us safe travel! #
  • 22:51 Shot HOT schoolgirl vid of @DeliaCD as bellboy was in hall helping "neighbors". Think they heard me call her a slut. #
  • 23:08 GOD my vag is so wet and achy now. Drives me insane. Oh well. I'm going to eat leftover meatballs now. #
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Monday, April 20, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:45 Just did some stretching - my thigh & butt & calf & neck & shoulder muscles are mega-tight. Need them to melt. #
  • 12:22 Need to prep everything for our departure tomorrow. Might need to buy some cheap jewelry for shoots. Lining up clothes . . . #
  • 19:57 Trying to decide if it's worth the $40 a month data plan to be able to email twitpics via our phone when on the road. Sigh. #
  • 21:16 OMG, we're spending SO much money we DON'T EVEN HAVE!! It's HILARIOUS! (in that crazy, off the rails, scared shitless way). LOL or cry. #
  • 21:46 @BootyPirate I can't send a picture without email. I'm behind the mobile times & haven't had time to fiddle; I could be missing something? #
  • 22:23 Do you ever find something you totally can't afford to buy online & resist closing that browser tab/window in case there's SOME WAY? #
  • 23:41 Making some hot caffeine to treat my headache. Yeah, I know it seems weird right before bed but it works. Sometimes. #
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:25 Woke up to my fingers smelling like my own really hot, musky pussy. Now it's time for breakfast which will smell like sweet cinnamony tea. #
  • 10:59 Hope I get something more than laundry and exercise done today, but you know? That might be it. I've got a lot of dirty panties, after all. #
  • 13:18 A disgusting & offensive blog entry with more of those blonde in black & white webcam pics I took of myself: is.gd/tbGl #
  • 15:11 Just got done exercising. Had to put a sprung uniboob sports bra over a minimizing bra to be able to jog in place. Need better sports bras. #
  • 15:24 twitpic.com/3jzyi - My doubled-up bras & belly post workout. #
  • 15:25 twitpic.com/3k04p - At the stage where I'm reluctant to try to lose these beautiful belly rolls. They're cute! #
  • 15:27 twitpic.com/3k0ap - But I'll try to lose a couple more tummy inches so I can get pants that aren't loose around my annoyingly sma ... #
  • 20:28 Sbpbpbpbpbplplplplpolplooooooooooooop. So. SLEEPY. It's never-ending, my hunger for sleep. Blog post about why coming . . . someday? #
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Saturday, April 18, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:35 We're chatting with members only in 90 minutes / at noon pacific: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 11:14 Reading Caramel's interview with @DeliaCD: tinyurl.com/d6muy5 (not work safe) #
  • 12:11 Almost out of Ritalin, but I have prescriptions for Vyvanse, Focalin & Concerta to try. Hmmmm . . . must research/refresh memory. #
  • 12:12 RT @swopusa One-day sentence in prostitute killing upheld; mom distraught - Nova Scotia News - bit.ly/IPfJD #
  • 13:25 Grrrr: not breaking TOS/only non-nude! but RT @Penthouse Twitpic Suspending some Porn Stars ow.ly/381v #
  • 13:29 For the record, I totally understand why accounts would be suspended for posting nudity given the homepage of twitpic. #
  • 15:10 Trying to figure out how I'll get to a doctor appointment when the Hood Canal Bridge is closed. I feel like a little old housebound lady. #
  • 15:21 @Weebeasty They're rebuilding it so it's going to be closed at least six weeks (much better than original estimate which was way longer). #
  • 15:46 Going to fill Focalin & Vyvanse scrips and tan, then camshow tonight. The life of your stereotypical pharmed up webwhore? #
  • 17:23 Sigh . . . I'm a dumbass and took too long to fill those prescriptions; they expired last month. No fancy ADD meds for me today. #
  • 18:25 Accidentally watched stupid tv coverage of Boston murder. "If women would just stop doing illegal things they wouldn't get selves killed!" #
  • 18:26 For the record: I'm paraphrasing, of course. #
  • 19:18 It's time for me to get ready for a webcam show that *probably* won't be well attended. Cus it's Friday night & I'm a boring masturbator. #
  • 19:44 twitpic.com/3hz9l - Am I really 36? Yes! And through the magic of 320x240 webcam grabs & adult acne YOU could look younger TOO! #
  • 21:16 I'm in a really good mood. So good, it's scary!! Can touching my own shaved vulva really put THIS big of a smile on my face?!? VULVA!!!! #
  • 22:22 I'm pretty much ready to go to sleep now. Maybe do a little reading. Why wasn't Dollhouse on tonight? I'm mildly bummed about that. #
  • 23:31 Got up from reading to "help" @DeliaCD in the kitchen. My big contribution? Stroking her ass while she washes the dishes. Good job, hun. #
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Friday, April 17, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 13:21 I just "warmed up" for my show with three private off-cam orgasms stimulated by gay porn story magazine & hitachi magic wand. #
  • 16:33 Just dove right into my new higher-estrogen birth control pill pack rather than taking a whole week off to be a psycho androgenized asshole. #
  • 16:37 FYI: lately twhirl (or perhaps twitter) hasn't been posting all of my tweets or sending all of my direct messages, so there are gaps. #
  • 17:19 Just attached the laptop to the tv so we can watch the Gossip Girl episode we missed when our DVR fucked up. We're 3 episodes behind! #
  • 19:24 I'm needlessly agonizing over which pics to include in a blog entry. @DeliaCD is doing a show. Orgasms my only real accomplishments today. #
  • 20:19 My blogging efforts are being stymied by inability to upload pics via blogger. Going to have more Gossip Girl and leftovers, I think. #
  • 22:03 Reading about how turmeric paste is a remedy for cysts. Not sure which is worse: the cyst or having the cyst-area YELLOW for weeks. #
  • 22:36 Still having bizarre blogger publishing problem. Would *really* like to be able to post this. . . #
  • 22:51 Blech -- figured out blogger is uploading my pics fine, just somehow getting hung up on formattin/resizing/inserting them into the post. #
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Thursday, April 16, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:36 Settling back into bed with breakfast and the makings of today's to-do list. Must be ambitious, yet manageable. #
  • 10:18 Ahhhh, I love taking big wholesome poops that leave no brown residue on the toilet paper when you wipe. The way nature intended? Or not... #
  • 10:30 If I've learned anything about life from Twitter, it's that people are ACHING for permission to celebrate the cheap, healthy joy of poop. #
  • 10:50 About to file for an extension, grossly underestimating what we probably owe for last year. Because I have no other choice. Charging it. #
  • 11:22 I love pulling on clothes I haven't worn in months and being struck by scents/perfume/lotion clinging to them I haven't smelled in forever. #
  • 11:30 Heads up, members: just posted my show schedule & members-only chat for tomorrow & Friday: tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
  • 11:56 I'd rather have Chef Ramsey come in & criticize our work than @DeliaCD & I have to criticize each other's photography, etc. It bites. #
  • 13:07 Sadly mapquesting where our young hair stylist/colorist is moving/opening her own business. Butt-fucking Egypt, is where. Sigh. #
  • 13:09 Grack! Trying to edit Slutty Blonde "Schoolgirl" pics stymied by slow-ass machine. Need to reset & run a scan, I think. #
  • 13:30 Listening to Ben Harper's Burn to Shine album, wondering how he can stand to hang out w/Jennifer Aniston. Things a man does for Laura Dern. #
  • 16:59 Ate lunch outside. Just sprayed the plants @DeliaCD put in pots today with stinky deer repellent. Back to editing pics. #
  • 17:58 Yum - smells like sun-warmed basil and frying onions in our kitchen. Yay for spring & dinnertime! Out of noodles though; gotta run to store. #
  • 21:11 For all that's painfully stupid about Next Top Model, it's thought-provoking. Like balancing realism & work ethic vs. body positivity. #
  • 22:31 RT @boundnotgagged Urgent: Masseuse Advertising on Craig's List Murdered in Boston. Please circulate widely: snurl.com/fz8v4 #
  • 22:37 About to record members-only vlog; taking WebWhoreHQ voyeur cam down to do that & while it uploads (to speed up process). #
  • 22:51 twitpic.com/3e2ts - Another blonde webcam pic, this time in color (and pigtails). #
  • 23:47 Voyeurs: if you wonder why my underwear is streaked & spotted, these are my period panties with layers of menstrual skid marks. #
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:12 An important #amazonfail read (complete with Amazon non-apology) by @HeatherCorinna on The Guardian: tinyurl.com/cqtadb #
  • 11:45 The asshole in me must be attracting every single bad customer service experience one can possibly have in a 3 month period. #
  • 13:15 My thigh & butt muscles are twitching after getting back into the warm house after a walk in the cold & wind. #
  • 18:15 OMG. Just got home from salon & I have Welcome-to-the-jungle / Axl Rose blonde, ratted, straight hair. My girl has a Rock of Love fetish. #
  • 18:58 I knew I should've shaved BEFORE I got my hair done. Trying to get ready to shoot a set of pics. #
  • 21:30 @audaciaray twitpic.com/3bnvx - Rock on!! I hope the law students loved hearing about my & @FurryGirl's bloody pussies! This & ne ... #
  • 21:31 twitpic.com/3ca4y - Welcome to the jungle, bitches! This is my new hair! Only wish I could fix it myself this way. #
  • 22:59 Thanks for all the nice pic compliments before bed! Trust though, I had to snap about 50 lamers to land on one that sexeh. Narcissism WORKS! #
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 06:40 I'm awake, but I'd rather not be. #
  • 07:20 @audaciaray It's not corp. censorship if someone types a title in search & all results aren't "published"? Or sales rankings purge titles? #
  • 07:40 @audaciaray You can "censor" things without it being a 1st amendment violation. There are lots of KINDS of censorship. Semantic prob? #
  • 11:03 Toggled back & forth between paying bills & drafting a blog entry I'll probably never post. Feeling morose & eye-baggy. It's raining. #
  • 11:38 Getting ready to go to suburbia for @DeliaCD's laser appointment. #
  • 15:43 Just shared a big, hot bowl of pho. Hoping the snow's melted off roads home. #
  • 18:27 Ever walk away from a sales counter afraid to look cheap by checking receipt only to get home & discover they DID overcharge you? Sigh. #
  • 19:42 After discovering our can of lardy beans had a very strange flavor, we decided to get takeout. On 4 hours of sleep it's the best I can do. #
  • 22:08 I can't tell if I feel depressed because I'm behind on so many things or if I'm behind on so many things because I feel depressed. #
  • 23:00 Yes, I am crying on cam. No, it's nothing to worry about. It's therapeutic, feelings-processing crying. #
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Saturday, April 11, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:11 We're about to do some exercise. Voyeurs/members can spy on it on the Wherever Cam on SOY: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 12:29 We ( @DeliaCD and I) just had a long talk about how enacting my crazy hair-brained scheme is not prudent right now. I feel a little sad. #
  • 15:02 Looking at ratty old pillow I saved for a "special" shoot; did I *really* think photos of me tarred & feather would arouse someone? #
  • 15:15 To be fair, I planned to use molasses, not actual TAR. #
  • 15:54 We pulled 119 books off our shelves at home to trade, donate, etc. and @DeliaCD just took a few van loads of recycling to the dump. Phew! #
  • 20:24 Took an after-dinner nap and am preparing to wake my wanker up with a surprise phone call to see how he's holding up with purity challenge. #
  • 20:36 What a bad BAD boyfriend! He's on the phone w/another girl in the middle of his night! I'm going to charge him double for next phone call. #
  • 22:20 Tired in a good way. Looking forward to Dollhouse. Trying to decide if I should abstain from having more quorn tacos. #
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Friday, April 10, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 12:41 Home from shooting. Starting to get rid of a bunch of things (like books that I do NOT need to keep, aren't special, rare, faves etc.). #
  • 15:55 We're scheming to make a change. A life/lifestyle change. Don't ask, but we will share more info in a month or sooner. #
  • 18:04 I'm hopelessly behind on reading people's tweets; my apologies if I've no clue what you're up to. Also behind on Idol so going to watch now. #
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Thursday, April 9, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 16:37 Sigh. I can't help someone w/an access problem when emails I send to him are bounced back as undeliverable. Need to go back to shooting. #
  • 18:11 Heading back to the hotel. For the third or fourth time. Monkey wrenches galore, but these pic sets & vids of @DeliaCD will be worth it. #
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:07 After a night chock full of disturbing dreams (like a domme kicking a golden retriever to death) I need to pack, etc. for shooting venture. #
  • 10:11 And that, my friends, is why I'd really prefer more deep, DREAMLESS sleep instead of experiencing horrifying bullshit all night long. #
  • 11:11 Appointment made to be MORE BLONDER next week & call put in for a birth control pill with MORE ESTROGEN. #
  • 12:03 On plans to shoot & become a REAL blonde: tinyurl.com/c96u2e #
  • 13:53 Painting 40 fucking nails takes a long time. We've invested about three hours in it the past two days. And I'm expected to SHOWER too? Gah! #
  • 15:27 I'm so cool! I don't even have to EAT hard-boiled eggs for my farts to SMELL exactly like them! #
  • 15:59 DOCTORS: don't give me a fucking hassle when I say I want to switch birth control pills & tell you which one. Prescribe it & STFU. #
  • 23:18 Yikes! Our mushroom-mobile broke down while I was on the way home to download pics & let out the dog. Fortunately I got it to start again. #
  • 23:36 I need to have a quick vibe after shooting a couple of hot @DeliaCD videos. #
  • 23:39 Weird - I don't want to do it to any of the porn on my machine right now and would feel weird sneaking into her room to watch videos of her. #
  • 23:48 Here's hoping the vehicle gets me back to the hotel. If not, I'm bringing my tennis shoes just in case. #
  • 23:50 Have you ever been in a hurry to be done peeing & stood up while still pissing? I just did. Impatient + stupid = wet. #
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:54 Waking up to sunshine the past couple of days makes it feel like we moved to a whole new planet. One with HOPE and LIGHT. Silly but true. #
  • 13:37 Just got back from a meeting & errands, going to go get some of our nails done for shooting we'll be doing the next few days. #
  • 16:14 People at the cheapo nail salon do NOT know what they're doing, filing both directions instead of one, etc. Looks ok but feels hideous. #
  • 17:46 Just got done with planning my wanker's entire Easter holiday! No coming until after church on Sunday!! #
  • 19:15 We've been finalizing the outfits we're going to shoot in the next couple of days, trying things on, picking out shoes, etc. #
  • 21:59 Totally procrastinating on video editing. Because I loathe it. Need to make shorter, simpler videos w/1 angle & zero creative ambition. #
  • 23:32 Just did a little cardio & a lot of stretching; I feel very relaxed and ready for bed now. #
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Monday, April 6, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:01 I *think* I just started working on a fairly-unambitious blog redesign. So SO overdue to update outdated crap at tastytrixie.com/blog #
  • 14:30 Happy with my progress on spiffing up my blog. Going to take a break for lunch. Maybe stretch & get some fresh air, too? #
  • 19:59 Added a form for bloggers to intro themselves/request link exchanges with me: tastytrixie.com/blog (left sidebar under contact me). #
  • 23:15 I accomplished two things today, the most important being that I didn't stress or freak out about anything. And I pooped twice! #
  • 23:55 Taco Bell fucked up our order so I got a surprise triple-dose of dairy. Lactaid may have been too late by the time I realized. Ill. #
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Sunday, April 5, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:59 My most fervent desire for today is to not have a headache. That doesn't *sound* very ambitious, but BOY is it ever aiming high. #
  • 12:00 During breakfast in bed I cracked out the laptop & wrote a couple of good outlines. Here's to fleshing them out. Someday. #
  • 12:03 @elvisontour What was the bfast? My usual chocolatey luna bar, tea (lady grey today), and vitamins. Nothing extravagant. Like Eggs Benedict. #
  • 17:59 Failed to achieve my goal of not having having a headache today. Just woke up from disturbing midday nap dreams. #
  • 18:05 I love hearing from members & fans who are 70 & older. It's not *that* old, but I often feel a bond with people born in the 1930s & earlier. #
  • 18:35 I wish there were other treatments for too-much-REM-sleep/dreaming than anti-depressants. Don't. WANT. #
  • 20:17 Just doing my day three post mud wrap follow-up detox of a bath in Epsom Salts. First time. It's so cheap & old-fashioned: I love it. #
  • 20:33 Dear Washington Post: when I click your breaking news link on N Korea's rocket, I don't want January story about Hudson River landing. #
  • 21:36 Interview w/ amazing Charlotte Roche: is.gd/qNZI our contradictory feelings re: sex, messy human bodies, etc. Like meeting a sister. #
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Saturday, April 4, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:20 The past couple of nights I've felt like I needed to sleep fifteen hours. Maybe from taking my pill before bed? Not sure. #
  • 12:34 Just tested my overseas "boyfriend" with an unexpected phone call. He's being very good, at home on a Friday night with only his hobby. #
  • 12:49 Going to do some exercise on our WhereverCam if you're totally bored & want to watch my boobs (& gut)bouncing: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 14:14 Finally - spring! But with the return of sunshine we must also endure our addicted-to-lawnmowing-lady-neighbor getting her fix right now. #
  • 18:07 A post on my mud-wrap / bondage experience(s), fears & some taboo shit: tastytrixie.com/blog/2009/04/mud-wrap-bondage.html #
  • 19:45 Just watched our first episode of Hell's Kitchen. I have a headache. Want to pack it in and munch it out. #
  • 20:03 Any opinions of gears.google.com/ or info about what it's good for? Yes, that's my Friday night. Brewing tea & asking about gears. #
  • 20:06 If I thought gears would give me local backup of my protopages I would be all over it. But doesn't look that way. #
  • 20:23 Everyone starts out thinking I tweet & blog about poop to be funny, but eventually the realization dawns on them: "oh - she's serious". #
  • 22:02 Just watched an awesome PBS documentary on Betty Ford. Really touching/inspiring. #
  • 22:31 Friend introduced me to markryden.com 's work. I think Princess Sputnik, The Angel of Meat & Night Visit are my favorites. #
  • 22:36 Oh wow -- and I love The Butcher Bunny in The Meat Show. #
  • 23:01 twitpic.com/2susb - You know your GF loves you when she brings this home from the store. Thanks @DeliaCD! #
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Friday, April 3, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:22 Holy shit! Slept ten hours. The scary part is that I feel like I still need a couple more. #
  • 12:32 Just finished reading _Oracle Nights_. Loved it. Feeling guilty about being mortally tired and wanting to do nothing but sleep &read. #
  • 12:43 I just tried getting up & being productive but every single thing I tried to do was cock-blocked in the most annoying, tiring, stupid ways. #
  • 13:08 Taking my curmudgeonly ass out to do errands where I will scowl at all & wince when children get too close to me. #
  • 17:21 Working on review invitations/questions. Wonder how many I'll be able to do and where reviewing will fit in the grand scheme of things. #
  • 18:59 Spent a bunch of time trying to find royalty-free graphics to buy for the ratings part of the reviews. Will need customs though. SB fun. #
  • 21:37 The advantage of working at night is being able to call your payment processor when NOBODY ELSE is hogging the lines. #
  • 22:00 Totally BORING to pervs, but I just posted a blog entry for our affiliates &other porn webmaster types: is.gd/qrOX #
  • 23:29 Some tiny sad not-pregnant feelings: fertiletrixie.com/blog/2009/04/question-from-two-year-old.html #
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Thursday, April 2, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 06:46 Two early morning understatements: I'm constipated and sleep deprived. As usual when I'm at my sister's house. #
  • 20:45 Just got home; looking forward to filling up a hot water bottle for my feet, cuddling up to @DeliaCD and watching American Idol. #
  • 21:13 Took a great glad-to-be-home poop. In form it only scored 2/10 but in feeling it was near-perfect. #
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:09 I'll be in our members-only chatroom for 90 minutes start in . . . 90 minutes/at 11:30 (Pacific): tinyurl.com/spyonus #
  • 11:17 Been rubbing & pushing at a pain in my brow trying to recall the seed of a story planted in my brain last night during talk with wanker. #
  • 13:29 I'm hungry & have hurt feelings over something my sister said. I know the rules for coping w/such things, but am struggling to apply them. #
  • 13:44 Not having a private place to cry makes me want to cry more. Every place in the house has a cam, microphone or @DeliaCD can hear. OR COLD. #
  • 14:12 I *must* set more realistic goals for myself than trying not to be an asshole. Makes me even more of one dealing with my failure every day. #
  • 14:45 Posted an update for members & am out the door. Take care of @DeliaCD while I'm gone! Be back home tomorrow night. #
  • 19:36 No fucking way! @dooce reading she just said she reads GoFuckYourself (porn webmaster board). #
  • 19:40 twitpic.com/2o033 - my sis & I at @dooce reading at third place books. #
  • 22:10 My fantasy that @dooce frequents porn boards was destroyed - thanks @blurb for correcting me. GoFUGyourself, it is. My bad. #
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