Sunday, May 15, 2011

From Twitter 05-14-2011

  • 09:31:57: Just shot some fast feet pics (in and out of slippers) before I run off to get my toenail polish changed for next week's shooting excursion.
  • 11:16:33: I SO want to wrap my feet up in thick, fuzzy socks right now but can't for fear of ruining the new paint job that must stay picture perfect.
  • 11:55:29: Interrupting picture editing now to mention a few things we've watched on the television over the past week . . .
  • 11:58:42: Love this classic episode w/Jack Black & Giovanni Ribisi . . . (watching The X-Files, D.P.O. S03E03 via @gomiso)
  • 12:00:24: Couldn't even make it through 1st episode; this is gritty & impeccable acting? I don't know how people can stand th...
  • 12:04:20: Perfect for Christina Hendricks & the ending which is one of those perfect tragicomic slaps-in-the-face Joss Whedon...
  • 12:37:32: RT @DeliaTS: Back in black on @streamate to finish out the week -
  • 13:07:10: Love love love: Martha Graham: 117th birthday celebrated with dancing Google doodle via @AddThis
  • 15:37:05: Yay! The bodystockings I picked out for @deliats came just in time! Now I've got a show coming up.
  • 17:04:57: I love being able to log into & in seconds have a cute guy jacking off on cam while I masturbate watching him!
  • 17:21:32: Oh man, seriously? Describing Richard Burton as "rampaging" through females and "collecting scalps"? Readable but dumb:
  • 17:23:29: @GOtrixieracerGO LOL - yes! It's great!! Sign up for @streamate - though will be hard to maintain solo abstinence that way hehehe.
  • 21:42:01: Awesome! Our vehicle just broke down so that makes three we have that don't run. Guess we won't be going on our shooting excursion.
  • 21:42:43: Oh well. Glad it didn't happen while we were out in the boondocks. Oh yeah, it's pouring rain and our roof is leaking in the bathroom too.
  • 21:43:37: Anyhoo . . . makes for dramatic tweets, but all in all life is not bad. A nice man offered mechanical assistance & drove us home.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

From Twitter 05-13-2011

  • 11:31:38: Boo! Vid editing software upgrade didn't solve problem. Perhaps because the REAL problem is my machine is too slow / not powerful enough.
  • 19:06:09: Forgot to mention: had a nice show with special anal, ummm, therapy time. You know, internal massage & such w/my fave hard ass toy.
  • 22:43:13: Just got off the phone w/my sister. Our talks are far too infrequent.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

From Twitter 05-10-2011

  • 08:52:06: There's just WAY too much chatter going on in our house this morning. Shouldn't be too long & my mom will go home & blessed silence returns.
  • 09:54:30: Brilliant - everything TV should be about. I love you Xena!! (Xena: Warrior Princess S01E05 via @gomiso)
  • 09:57:04: Fell asleep watching this last night - what I saw was great, though! (Collapse: Based on the Book by Jared Diamond)
  • 12:13:43: Picking out some trashy bodystockings to buy for @DeliaTS to shoot in because she's so slutty and magnificent in them!
  • 18:10:38: Been looking forward to watching this . . . (watching Up The Yangtze via @gomiso)
  • 23:11:17: Enjoying donuts, Ativan & the smell of my pussy on my fingers while I watch this. Now that's what I call a day off!...

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

From Twitter 05-09-2011

  • 18:50:10: RT @DeliaTS: A cute picture form the set I just finished editing for this week's update -
  • 19:34:08: My mom never shuts up! Tea party, Bin Laden, what she bought her friend & how much to ship it, random Roseanne Roseannadanna quotes, etc.

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Monday, May 9, 2011

From Twitter 05-08-2011

  • 11:12:27: It was twenty Mother's Days ago I lost my penis-in-vagina virginity. I was eighteen.
  • 17:26:29: RT @spyonus: My mom is here for a few days - you might see her stirring up trouble on the spycams!
  • 21:30:51: My mom laughing when I told her to make her sexy face. Check her high foot arch!
  • 21:47:36: @UndressJess I did - thanks! I just haven't replied yet because I'm slow. But I left a comment on one of your FB posts about it yesterdayish
  • 23:12:46: When my mom is here sleeping in the guest room I kind of think of her as our kid in a way. Do you know what I mean?

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

From Twitter 05-07-2011

  • 08:42:30: Sleep just isn't as useful without 5-htp.
  • 12:38:21: I just planted 3 containers of flowers under our window while @DeliaTS does the real good stuff live on cam:
  • 13:34:24: Barf! I just burst into tears reading descriptions of movies my Netflix recommendations for "Heartfelt Social & Cultural Documentaries".
  • 14:59:39: My mom is coming over tomorrow and staying a few days so I started housecleaning. Slowly . . .
  • 20:14:25: OMG I can't believe tonight is the first time I bought a mango! Going to share it with lentil soup for dinner as soon as @DeliaTS is hungry.

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

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Friday, May 6, 2011

From Twitter 05-05-2011

  • 07:44:26: Woohoo! I just woke up without a headache!! Going to thank my body by stretching it.
  • 19:02:49: That affiliate should also be reported to @streamate for his shitty deceptive tactics, @amberlily - I hate these "webmasters"!
  • 19:04:22: RT @Camgirladvice: I love noxzema! My butt is so much "clearer" ever since: ...
  • 19:06:34: Got a pedicure today & decided to watch a little of this at home instead of Jane Eyre in theatre. HELL YEAH!!... (L...
  • 23:14:49: Had to log in for some playtime on cam after putting on makeup & fixing my hair for a vlog entry. Ready for bad tv & taquitos now.

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

From Twitter 05-04-2011

  • 10:42:30: Feeling very accomplished with a very wet pussy after shooting some hot outdoor pics & videos of @DeliaTS!
  • 13:47:21: Anyone want to learn from a hardcore model of tireless tenacity & persistence? Make an appointment with my headache that just won't quit!!
  • 16:10:31: RT @heathercorinna: Hour One: Herpes Gets a Fluffer | Flickr - Photo Sharing! #herpesgoestoeurope

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

From Twitter 05-02-2011

  • 09:42:09: Planted begonias too deep; just remedied. Reminding self to do right things without being attached to outcome, w/appt today, for example.
  • 15:51:39: Happy rainy dark moon! These petals are so thick & firm...
  • 21:48:41: Can't believe it's taken me so long to start watching this after reading the books years ago! LOVING it so far . . ...

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Monday, May 2, 2011

From Twitter 05-01-2011

  • 08:45:56: Lots of avian drama outside this morning. Swallows pissed at me, crows driving ravens bonkers.
  • 09:06:38: If I do not ask for your advice, do not throw it at me. Particularly if it's irrelevant & assumes I don't already know.what you're saying.
  • 18:24:41: Except for morning slip, have been enjoying May Day sans internet, email, etc. At cabin with mild facial sunburn.

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

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Saturday, April 30, 2011

From Twitter 04-29-2011

  • 09:21:30: Going to have a morning stretch & hope that an instantly DOABLE but pretty May Day shoot idea/plan strikes me. Grand ideas not manageable.
  • 09:22:46: Note: this is not a call out for shoot ideas which requires a knowledge of our resources on hand. Plenty of IDEAS here, just none doable.
  • 10:53:22: Great. Bad attitude strikes w/tears in my eyes; I can't possibly pull off something special for my site anniversary after much agonizing.
  • 10:54:40: This would all be so much easier if we had some reliable everhard trustworthy semi-attractive boy toys to shoot with.
  • 10:58:18: You guys have no idea how much whining & crying @DeliaTS puts up with from me. Why can't I fucking suck it up?
  • 15:31:28: Took an ativan to settle my bitch ass down, but now I just want to sink into a deep pillowy sleep with white satin & eighties hair.

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Friday, April 29, 2011

From Twitter 04-28-2011

  • 10:05:18: Yum - love the feeling of a fresh pair of contacts in my eyes. Doing housework now; not quite so "yum".
  • 10:37:43: With my big time astigmatism and eyes still changing I have no interest in lasik, @myredbook - I think I'd still have to wear lenses.
  • 10:40:33: I feel so old! @DeliaTS is paying for us to have yard work guys. This fellow is an adult, but younger than we are. I have food on my shirt.
  • 10:53:08: Trying not to stare (on accident!!!!) at him out the window while he's working. Trying to leave boy in peace. I'm wearing old lady sweats.
  • 11:57:01: LOL @pg240 - I think I only said "on accident" BY accident! And "on accident" might be backwoods, not generational. ;)
  • 12:38:40: Weird! The yard guy left without getting his money . . .
  • 16:23:27: RT @DeliaTS: Slipped on some black nylons and a six strap garter belt for my webcam shows on @streamate -

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

From Twitter 04-26-2011

  • 09:37:10: Good news: I weaned myself off my hot water bottle (til next winter?). Bad: woke up with a headache & feel like puking.
  • 12:02:46: I guess I just can't think of anything more fulfilling in life than photoshopping a long blonde hair off of a brown sock.
  • 15:18:00: Yay! I'm done with the bills and am not going to *worry* about money again until around this time next week.Thankful for @DeliaTS hard work.
  • 15:44:20: I just posted 189 pictures of me in see-through polka dot bikini panties!
  • 15:51:36: Nice! @DeliaTS green & purple outfit is not as crazy as it sounds; look at her live!
  • 21:03:54: I love it when people tell me what their favorite pictures are in my galleries. Thank you much to those of you who do that sometimes!
  • 21:04:46: Not that I would ever want anyone to feel obligated to do that. I just want people to know how helpful and nice and huglike it is!

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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

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Monday, April 25, 2011

From Twitter 04-24-2011

  • 08:13:51: I think Easter is a great day to start my period! Brewing tea & getting ready to get back into bed to nurse my cramps.
  • 09:28:45: Fewer Jesuit priests (who have done so much radical work): so sad yet so hopeful: via @washingtonpost
  • 10:46:44: Doing housework while getting Easter-themed show archives encoded & ready to upload 4 members. In panic over lost sock despite best efforts.
  • 10:47:06: RT @celery66: @tastytrixie - Glad to see E. B. out & around, and not outsourcing duties to raccoons or other s ...
  • 13:30:20: Sigh. Sometimes privately rolling my eyes at people just doesn't seem to be enough.
  • 14:55:15: Just posted Easter-themed webcam show footage & a few words on my practical "faith":
  • 15:45:14: On calendar for next Easter: stay away from the motherfucking internet & people shitting on it with their oversimplifications & soundbytes.
  • 20:17:37: Can't decide whether or not to travel out of state for cousin's memorial service. Editing pictures. Listening to Dead Can Dance.

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

From Twitter 04-23-2011

  • 10:00:51: Our cousin died last night. Colon cancer. I kind of wish I didn't have shows & chat scheduled today, but don't want to cancel them.
  • 21:31:44: We saw the Easter bunny on our walk tonight!

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Saturday, April 23, 2011

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Friday, April 22, 2011

From Twitter 04-21-2011

  • 10:04:23: 4 of 5 stars to Sing the Light by Louise Marley
  • 19:56:50: My hot water bottle split on the seam so my side of the bed is drenched. Going back to the cabin for a shower. Might stay the night there.
  • 21:20:35: My lips are chapped and bleeding. It tastes delicious.
  • 22:28:32: I don't want to sleep on a wet mattress, but I also can't stand the thought of being away from @DeliaTS tonight (or most nights).

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

From Twitter 04-20-2011

  • 18:25:47: Some rich asshole's alarm is going off on his stupid Mercedes on the ferry with the tight squeeze. I want to shit all over it and slap him.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

From Twitter 04-18-2011

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Monday, April 18, 2011

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

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Saturday, April 16, 2011

From Twitter 04-15-2011

  • 08:47:28: Hope that a) it stays cloudy/overcast but b) does not rain for ease in softcore picture-taking. And c) girl in big house stays at work.
  • 14:13:02: 3 of 5 stars to From Fatigued to Fantastic! by Jacob Teitelbaum
  • 15:28:35: I'm so dysfunctional I just made us a safe word (LIGHTNING) that means "I CAN'T MAKE EYE CONTACT W/YOU NOW PLEASE GO AWAY REALLY FAST!"
  • 20:19:55: So glad @DeliaTS was in the mood for nice drive, cheeseburgers & fries. Now putting on cozy clothes to continue working on pics for members.
  • 21:06:30: Oh my! My girlfriend @DeliaTS looks so fucking hot on cam right now!
  • 21:11:18: Nope . . . no lightroom, just photoshop, @chrisorourke Do you ask because you keep seeing me tilting my head? LOL.
  • 21:11:52: LMAO - RT @greenguy89 @DeliaTS You're such a dirty slkut! :)
  • 23:14:21: I posted a new gallery for members! I also wrote a blog entry with lots of sample pics but I'm sitting on it because maybe it sounds cranky.
  • 23:27:46: Oops . . . I failed to remark on my ten year blog anniversary on March 9th. I'm not good at paying attention to those things.
  • 23:29:01: Maybe, but you've been AWESOME at camming, @DeliaTS !

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Friday, April 15, 2011

From Twitter 04-14-2011

  • 13:18:16: Feeling pukey but good after only 15 minutes of Jillian Michaels Last Chance Workout. Love her and the chubby eye candy in it.
  • 18:09:53: Ppl need to disclose stock photo use! That's One Delicious (Dairy) Sundae You're Seeing In That (Vegan) Magazine:
  • 21:53:24: Spilled enchilada soup down my front & all over the bed, then connection got interrupted while trying to watch Arrested Development.
  • 21:53:57: Then ran out of characters to whine "why me, God, why ME?!?" Life is tough, eh? Haha.

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

From Twitter 04-13-2011

  • 08:52:41: New rule I need to remind myself of over & over: if I'm going to waste time, make sure I waste time doing something I *really* WANT to do.
  • 10:15:21: I'm #reading Sing the Light by Louise Marley
  • 10:32:41: My Tuesday afternoon bill-paying routine has moved to Wednesday morning. Sometimes I like to have routines. Like now.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

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Monday, April 11, 2011

From Twitter 04-10-2011

  • 09:17:38: I just made short poop-oriented blog entry:
  • 09:22:12: Friends: can you delete tweets & posts telling people how to look up our personal info? It's really counterproductive telling fans about it.
  • 11:53:53: Weirded out by sudden smell of hot chlorinated water or melting plastic filling cabin loft.
  • 13:23:13: It is amazing how a good night of sleep and stepping miles away from computers can REVIVE and inspire me!
  • 13:25:50: LOL @reynashouse - it DID smell like a hot melting vibrator, but haven't used one today!
  • 22:44:10: Just got home from a special GLBT potluck. My chinese chicken cabbage salad was devoured! I'm positively giddy with success . . .

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Sunday, April 10, 2011

From Twitter 04-09-2011

  • 14:40:40: CLUE: notice how the majority of people writing about the malicious privacy leaks are NOT THE PEOPLE VIOLATED BY IT???
  • 22:44:38: Such fun, sleepy Saturday night cuddling! (watching Moonraker via @gomiso)

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Saturday, April 9, 2011

From Twitter 04-08-2011

  • 06:44:20: RT @amberlily: - Good Morning, Happy Friday Dance!
  • 06:50:02: RT @audaciaray: Why don't police care when sex workers disappear? great piece in NY Times (w/ nice Red Umbrella Project shoutout) http:/ ...
  • 11:47:36: We have SHOWS today & Saturday, 4 pacific/7 eastern for me & 5 pacific/8 eastern for @DeliaTS !
  • 13:57:18: Fuck the Republicans, for this & so much more: (link via @polybi2 ): House votes to repeal regs on Internet access
  • 18:51:00: Having some food & body image & allergy issues today. Going to engage in mini-binge in bed. Not proud of it & know it's counter-productive.
  • 19:02:42: Basically I need to spend more time with the real beauty of regular people my age & older in real life, less looking at sexy photos online.
  • 19:03:44: Oooh, I'm excited to see Hannah - thanks for the twitter review, @sashayman !
  • 23:45:33: Looking hot as always! Hugs to you, @christianxxx1 from @DeliaTS & I.

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Friday, April 8, 2011

From Twitter 04-07-2011

  • 11:40:45: Where is the search feature on , @AmazonKindle? Or do you not have one? Google not helping either. Frustrating.
  • 19:59:01: It turns out smoking a corncob pipe isn't as easy as it looks!
  • 20:03:46: I'm totally not joking here; had an overwhelming desire to smell juicy pipe tobacco so went out & bought some. The ritual appeals, too.

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Thursday, April 7, 2011

From Twitter 04-06-2011

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

From Twitter 04-05-2011

  • 09:04:31: Would people think it's weird if I started wearing blue coveralls everywhere, every day? Because I'm tempted. I truly am.
  • 13:43:53: Little blossoms offering of today.
  • 14:37:46: Unbelievable. These are the days when I actually do regret doing porn. Feel like changing our names & hiding in a bunker in the hills.
  • 16:05:44: Yum! @DeliaTS is looking very juicy on cam in white fishnets & plaid schoolgirl skirt:

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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

From Twitter 04-04-2011

  • 13:56:26: Just home from a long walk in the drizzly rain. Love that. First exercise I've gotten in too long; I failed at my five days in a row thing.
  • 17:48:47: Odd: I've had wet socks on since my walk and not only are they not bothering me, but it actually feels good. Cozy in a fresh, warm damp way.

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Monday, April 4, 2011

From Twitter 04-03-2011

  • 01:13:23: I don't know where people are getting idea that 2257 automatically makes porn performers' id's & personal info googleable. It does not.
  • 01:14:50: Yes, 2257 makes us more vulnerable to our privacy being compromised but you can comply with 2257 without making that info available online.
  • 07:21:01: @GOtrixieracerGO Didn't see you there (my follow notifications don't come through to my email so I never know 'til someone @s me) - hi!
  • 07:21:48: Oh the birds wake Trixie up so early when she doesn't wear her earplugs and make her tweet in third person like a weirdo.
  • 07:24:28: @reptilegrrl The place of biz/custodian of records thing is trickier but the goons said you could put a lawyer's address instead of home.
  • 10:23:50: At the cabin right now, loving life, trusting my happiness, untethered from fear and urgency. Surrounded by books, birds, beauty & comfort.
  • 10:41:59: Lately all roads lead to Whitman. Walt, mostly. Via Stoker, Wilde, Miller, and other related scribblers & admirers.
  • 11:48:53: Just watched porn vids on my still-new smartphone for the 1st time & came thrice. Gay daddy bj's & self-sucking WIN!
  • 15:42:10: Hate to admit I came to a free tube site from googling "gay daddy blowjob" followed by "self suck", @LadyErisiana .
  • 15:46:37: My partner IS a tranny (, @moktal - beware your own face, dipshit. Also? You don't understand the self-sucking concept.
  • 15:49:28: So you're saying you're NOT turned on by self-suckers @AaliyahLove69 ? I can't imagine! It gets me every time (unless the guy's too skinny).
  • 15:54:50: My phone is an HTC Inspire, @SugaKaneSteve - 8 megapixel camera, android OS (so I can enjoy flash, particularly live cams), etc. It's great!
  • 16:53:01: "Beware the faces" of trannies wasn't an insult, @moktal ? Don't tell me to "chill". Apologize! Sorry to be harsh, but listen to yourself!
  • 17:24:36: Oh god come on FOX13 News; I'm a Pierce County gal & I want to know the NAMES of those folks shot in Roy! I mighta fucked one of them dudes!
  • 20:03:08: Had a long and lovely phone talk with @AmberLily - thanks for calling and pepping me up!

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Sunday, April 3, 2011

From Twitter 04-02-2011

  • 08:00:04: For the record: I woke up at 7:30ish. I'd say "on a Saturday!", but weekends have no meaning for us except that more people are around.
  • 08:01:17: As long as there are no poop stains or gridmarks on them, nobody will look at the curtains, @savmedoc - but if there are? The eyes will see!
  • 20:59:47: There's a saying I can't get out of my head: "half measures availed us nothing." Sigh. I need to make some decisions.

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Saturday, April 2, 2011

From Twitter 04-01-2011

  • 08:20:44: Forgot to mention: last night I posted a couple of show archives/videos for members. About 90 minutes of teasing & paralyzed self-pleasing!
  • 13:32:22: I love worms and birds and the rain. And birds and worms IN the rain.
  • 15:19:51: For once I'm ironing curtains before hanging them so they won't look stupid and fold-line-y in photo shoots.
  • 15:56:32: Right now I hope the people or person committing hate crimes against tens of thousands of porn performers is fucking HUNG. That's all.

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Friday, April 1, 2011

From Twitter 03-31-2011

  • 09:12:54: Dreamt Entourage's Turtle was a porn webmaster I was going to fuck; I was totally excited about it but it took too long to happen so didn't.
  • 10:13:20: Searching all over for the netflix disc I was supposed to put in the mailbox but didn't yet & have somehow lost/misplaced.
  • 10:25:43: I think I have the worst short term memory (well, and long term too) of anybody I know. Recently found out cortisol fucks your memory center
  • 23:16:30: Able to go to bed feeling better than I would've about my undone stuff today had I not gotten email; at least 1 member still loves me.
  • 23:19:17: Ladies: are any of you allergic to hormonal birth control? Like, breaking out in rashes kind of allergic?
  • 23:30:47: I loathe trending hashtags. #noonecares what you think #noonecares about. Some people actually DO care. Thank lord fuck almighty for them.

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

From Twitter 03-30-2011

  • 09:05:21: Breaking into a song of thanksgiving for my poop coming on BEFORE we leave for an arduous, annoying & necessary day-long shopping trip.
  • 21:57:26: Just got home. Picked up one of those awesome headaches you get at the mall. Did you know too-loud music & cheap perfume is on sale there?
  • 22:31:21: Pretty excited to dip into another season of Mad Men. (watching Mad Men, Public Relations S04E01 via @gomiso)

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

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Monday, March 28, 2011

From Twitter 03-27-2011

  • 00:30:13: Inspired by Project Runway, @DeliaTS and I have been going through one of our closets, packing up clothes to get rid of / donate.
  • 13:01:44: RT @groobydotcom: Tranny Awards Winner @DeliaTS shows off the goods! And her awards too! #NSFW -
  • 16:11:19: Dear at&t - wtf is up with sending me a phone preloaded w/ porn? Whoever selected it likes Asian chicks, girls in glasses giving bj's etc.
  • 20:14:20: Gnashing teeth that Netflix is taking streaming away of this away on the 1st. This is my go-... (Arrested Development)

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Sunday, March 27, 2011

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Saturday, March 26, 2011

From Twitter 03-25-2011

  • 09:06:10: All the crows seem to have nest-building materials in their beaks. I wish that dog would stop barking.
  • 13:20:00: Oh, groan: do I really have to go all the way to Seattle for Jane Eyre? If going there for a movie, would rather it be Sucker Punch in IMAX.
  • 14:56:16: RT @spyonus: We have shows today. @TastyTrixie started her period. Frustrated by Rude's weird time zone/schedule issues, but we'll be there!
  • 16:03:29: My show is right now! Where is everyone?
  • 17:22:31: I feel so calm & peaceful. Combo of warmth & gravity from period, warmth & light from card in mail from E. Shrdlu, and smell of spring dirt.
  • 19:23:06: Just home from dinner at the cabin & a walk with @DeliaTS. Going to edit pictures for my members now while Delia cams.
  • 20:17:43: Unbelievable, but @DeliaTS looks even hotter in real life in this outfit than she does on cam (which is HOT!):
  • 20:40:31: Hearing "The Last Man" by Clint Mansell ( #pandora reminded me of a movie I totally forgot about seeing: The Fountain.

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Friday, March 25, 2011

From Twitter 03-24-2011

  • 16:56:16: My girlfriend @DeliaTS sure does work hard! Fortunately she still had some "energy" left for me last night. Hope our members were watching!
  • 22:06:01: New cleavage-heavy vlog and a thank you pic posted in my members-only secret blog:
  • 23:31:19: Finished watching this episode with me bawling through the whole thing. Maybe I just needed a good cry? (Circus)
  • 23:32:58: I have PMS, a tear-stained face and a rash. Sounds nasty, but I actually feel pretty happy. Today smelled SO springy!

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

From Twitter 03-23-2011

  • 09:24:13: I've got domains that have been w/same registrar whole time that aren't showing records going back as FAR as they should, @DomainTools
  • 17:28:31: Thanks! RT @titsandsass We're proud to have our first post from @tastytrixie! Tits and Sass: .XXX Domain Makes Me .MAD
  • 22:30:00: There's a little burnt up twist of candle wick in my dancing banana ashtray. Looks like a mouse turd. I leave it right next to my earplugs.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

From Twitter 03-22-2011

  • 11:26:04:
  • 11:39:04: Nobody will play MTG with me, @chrisorourke so I am mostly left to my own devices of just admiring my cards. I'm not up on rules, etc.
  • 12:14:10: Sucks that people need to be reminded, BUT THEY DO! Tits and Sass: You’re Not Funny: The Content Farm
  • 16:01:51: Hmmm . . . whois history no longer appears to be reliably accurate in addition to no longer being free.
  • 16:23:59: Writing up something now about the whole .XXX domain fiasco and why it sucks shit on so many levels.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

From Twitter 03-21-2011

  • 08:19:14: RT @spyonus: Just fixed the clock on the main spycam computer so the bedroom cam is now displaying the correct time here again.
  • 10:18:46: It's unfortunate that I got this whole tethered setup at the cabin so am now shopping for Star Trek action figures instead of writing.
  • 10:58:20: Aren't rodents just ADORABLE?!? You naughty little squirrel . . . I see you. I also love it when rats stand on their hind legs.
  • 12:24:30: Just off phone w/my sister, crying. One of our cousins is dying of cancer and it's really sad. Need to spend some time with her.
  • 14:58:27: How I celebrated my birthday . . . LAST year:
  • 17:24:14: I'm at the cabin, burning up my data plan spying on @DeliaTS while she entertains all hot & naked on cam:
  • 21:39:30: We're going to watch this with dinner, I think/hope. If our dsl cooperates & it's as interesting as I'm sure... (Moog)

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Monday, March 21, 2011

From Twitter 03-20-2011

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Sunday, March 20, 2011

From Twitter 03-19-2011

  • 19:08:06: Having one of the best days of my life; so far spent majority of it with @DeliaTS doing yard/gardening work at the cabin. Beautiful day!
  • 23:05:21: Congratulations and LOVELOVELOVE to both of you, @amberlily !

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Saturday, March 19, 2011

From Twitter 03-18-2011

  • 10:12:02: Okey dokey friends and fans: the new picture set is up for my members. I'm wearing green satin, nylon stockings & flowers in my hair.
  • 10:12:44: Speaking of flowers in my hair, I should do a shoot that's just a whole crazy-ass head-full of fake flowers in my hair for spring I think.
  • 10:13:20: (this would be an excuse to buy more fake flowers, which I'm quite fond of in all of their colorful sparkly splendor)
  • 12:20:23: Some people do not fucking get it. And of those people, some of them are very attached to staying that way so it does no good to argue.
  • 12:23:49: Anyway, the good news is I'm going to the cabin for fresh rainy air to do some weeding to try to make it more photogenic.
  • 17:11:00: My middle left finger smells heavily of the inside of my cunt. Have been masturbating furiously past couple of days at the cabin.
  • 20:09:12: Came back to the cabin to listen to rain & NOT listen to the bottomless ashore of the internet. Check @deliats on cam!
  • 20:11:59: Oops ... still not used to auto complete. That should've read "bottomless asshole" not bottomless ashore".
  • 22:07:33: Acquisition of smartphone (is smart phone 1 word or 2?) means I can pimp from the cabin, checking whether @DeliaTS is in a camshow or not.
  • 22:08:35: Note: that is a pathetic joke, one that is totally on me.

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Friday, March 18, 2011

From Twitter 03-17-2011

  • 10:59:16: Blue skies & sunshine on my birthday - sweet!
  • 11:20:34: Let's see if I can finish editing these pictures of me wearing a green satin bustier in time to share today / tonight . . .
  • 12:31:34: Aww - just checked my email & got a very very nice gift card from one of my long-time book & panty friends! Looking forward to book-buying!

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Thursday, March 17, 2011

From Twitter 03-16-2011

  • 08:01:01: Cleaning up for cable guy to come over & make our interwebs faster; some cams will be down at some point until he's gone.
  • 10:30:43: don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv out on the cable guy don't perv..
  • 11:48:46: One benefit of not having insurance: 40,000 Washington residents impacted by insurer's data breach via @seattlepi
  • 11:52:29: THRILLED with our speedier cable internet connection!! Now if we can just get the DSL fixed for real; hasn't been stable since November.
  • 20:08:45: It gives me a very special feeling when @DeliaTS hands me her debit card and just says, "don't get TOO crazy" . . .
  • 20:29:56: Decisions, decisions ...

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

From Twitter 03-15-2011

  • 01:23:56: @lomatoutfaire My hands are remarkably & uniquely tiny. That didn't help. But @DeliaTS aggressive stance w/swiss army knife worked it out.
  • 01:25:23: Again, I'm not approving your friend request if your avatar is of an adorably chubby 10 year old boy or a babe in nappies.
  • 09:25:51: 40 year old men in nappies instantly approved, @BradSabbath !
  • 11:25:00: Look at my beautiful new old table at the cabin!
  • 15:52:25: Trying to pull myself away from hysterical semi-trainwreck webwhore's hilarious vlog. HI-LARRY-US!!! It's kind of adorable in a way, though.
  • 16:29:15: Reading personal ads on craigslist. One guy generously says, "i'll bring the boos".
  • 17:03:59: I've got to go soak my anus in the tub. It's sore from these massive logs I've been dropping two or more times a day lately.
  • 20:07:28: Shot a set of pics of @DeliaTS & am doing bills & other stuff while she logs in for private shows:

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

From Twitter 03-14-2011

  • 08:29:48: Watched this last night. (watching National Geographic: Solitary Confinement via @gomiso)
  • 10:05:41: A couple of pics of my spring green daisy panties:
  • 16:18:39: Am I the only person who has to exert herself so much trying to open the battery compartment on a phone that she SWEATS?
  • 16:26:09: Apparently I'm not alone: I've used 6 implements already to TRY to open this motherfucker. Scratched already.
  • 18:39:57: So you go into stores & open and close battery cases before you buy things, @lomatoutfaire ? That's what I call "wasted life".
  • 18:41:18: I read reviews before purchasing phone, @lomatoutfaire & I don't think "hard to open battery case" would have stopped me from purchasing.
  • 18:42:28: Also, I live 100 miles round trip away from phone stores @lomatoutfaire so even if I didn't detest such places, it's not exactly practical.
  • 20:43:18: This shit is too freaky: Japan stepped closer to a full blown nuclear catastrophe - The Washington Post
  • 21:34:11: Wow! I like shopping the Kindle store via my new phone way better than on my actual Kindle. This is pretty cool! Nuclear meltdowns aside...
  • 22:07:31: Ugh - tell him to get on cam for you & try to stay hard while he pinches his nose shut & breathes only through a straw, @DiamondJames
  • 22:35:02: Was going to blog tonight, but getting the new phone so fast means I spent those hours learning to use it somewhat. Oops!

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Monday, March 14, 2011

From Twitter 03-13-2011

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Sunday, March 13, 2011

From Twitter 03-12-2011

  • 00:24:37: Right up my alley . . . so far more about BDSM than I expe... (SICK: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist)
  • 14:11:32: OMG - just opened carefully stuffed package full of bday delights! Going to stretch out & savor unwrapping individual delights.
  • 22:02:21: These songs are going to be STUCK in my head! (watching Crazy Heart via @gomiso)

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

From Twitter 03-11-2011

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Friday, March 11, 2011

From Twitter 03-10-2011

  • 10:00:43: Got some stuff shot last night, nothing destined to be FAVES though. Still worth it, I hope. Going to try again this morning!
  • 12:16:01: I should REALLY be taking more plumper pics on purpose because I've got the apron of fat & rolls & chubby face going ON these days!
  • 12:17:10: Note: that is not a put-down of myself. It's just hard for me to conform to one niche standard of body size. In other pics I look slender.
  • 13:23:44: I seem to be in a really good mood when I take my birth control pill in the morning instead of before going to sleep.
  • 13:29:30: So when I try to take plumper pics on purpose, then I don't look plump ENOUGH. Just sort of all . . . out of proportion.
  • 14:44:12: Sometimes it kind of freaks me out, how many people have seen my hole where the poop comes out. Total strangers on the internet. Bizarre.
  • 14:47:07: I'm listening to "Passion" by Hot Club Of Detroit ( #pandora - and so many other good tunes!
  • 15:26:46: With the addition of my chins, I sometimes look like Dig'em the Honey Smacks frog in certain pictures. But what can you do . . .
  • 20:36:17: Narrowing down a fresh set of pictures I just edited and hope to post tonight, but probably tomorrow AM.
  • 22:33:58: The Spring Green Daisy Panties gallery is now ready for members; does it inspire new growth in you?
  • 23:48:06: Bought a present for my bday I might regret: a smartphone & data plan w/tethering for possible roving cam (& ruination at the cabin).

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

From Twitter 03-09-2011

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

From Twitter 03-08-2011

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

From Twitter 03-07-2011

  • 11:48:10: Just took an hour long walk with @DeliaTS - it was lovely, including morning sun sparkling on wet rocks & chat with an elder on beach.
  • 12:16:35: I get deja vu when I douche my nose with saltwater & drink apple cider vinegar straight up. Was I a vagina from the 40s in a past life?
  • 22:53:04: Watched the 1st of these last night - good stuff! (watching Robot Stories via @gomiso)
  • 22:56:50: Looking forward to watching some more of this tonight. Not while we're eating, though. T... (Until the Light Takes Us)

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Monday, March 7, 2011

From Twitter 03-06-2011

  • 00:36:15: I despise the premise of this show, but liked enough of the pilot & the actress that I kinda want ... (Drop Dead Diva)
  • 01:13:58: Fuck that other show I mentioned. Xena is so much better! (watching Xena: Warrior Princess via @gomiso)
  • 10:31:59: shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock shuttlecock words get stuck in my head & just keep repeating . . .
  • 13:56:09: A delicious & naughty breakfast @DeliaTS & I shared on a snow day: on
  • 15:07:18: On the plus side, there's plenty of good bumpy, scabacious pickins to be had on my acne-riddled face. pickpickSCRATCHpick.
  • 15:38:03: Going to get some exercise on the parlor cam. Here's how to watch: (new site in rough draft, fyi)
  • 16:33:59: Ah! Nothing like the refreshing post-workout feel of sweaty nausea, headache & sight of bugs crawling around out of the corner of my eyes.
  • 16:41:12: RT @DeliaTS: Here's a sample pic from my last update. It was kind of a moody set but I like the way they turned out. ...
  • 16:43:03: RT @furrygirl: Ewww. Sorry for the tweetspam. I did not mean to authorize a spam-sender. Don't click on that "see who visits your Twitte ...
  • 16:52:44: Anyone have recipes for crazy-sexy-cool cocktails using Pepto Bismol as the starring ingredient playing opposite gin or other such spirit?
  • 16:55:41: Don't worry -- I'm only joking. I'm not the kind of pussy who EVER waters down her Pepto. I like my pink shit straight, no chaser.
  • 18:54:39: When you just don't feel like you can do anything right, you can always turn to cleaning the toilet.
  • 22:49:17: Awww, thanks! RT @iamjarob316 @tastytrixie you look so unbelieveably sexy right now in that pink shirt.

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Sunday, March 6, 2011

From Twitter 03-05-2011

  • 12:19:50: An unsexy description of how I've been sick since December: Yes, a post about lame-o ill health.
  • 14:03:21: Judging from the view of her spycam, @DeliaTS is really fucking herself hard on right now!
  • 14:04:42: LOL @Volfie99 - that's what I like to hear! I want @DeliaTS' wang to ALWAYS be in the corner of people's eyes when they communicate w/me!
  • 15:09:37: Woohooo!! That's awesome, @hypnoticriver - getting riled up and excited thinking of you slamming fists to the table.
  • 15:15:27: Working on a small site intended to clarify all the different ways to see me on cam, etc.
  • 17:19:45: Why am I so afraid people will mock me for loving Chuck Klosterman so much? It doesn't make SENSE . . . what's not to love?

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