Friday, February 29, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:34 I need to temporarily ignore 2 sets of interview q's so that I can have some breakfast, take a walk & NOT spend 16 hours straight at comp. #
  • 12:50 Mkay. Interview #1 finished. #2 almost done/at Delia's desk now. NOW can we go for a walk? #
  • 16:40 Just got back from a long walk and grocery shopping. Sorry to report that I'm now super sleepy. #
  • 16:47 Reading a delightfully detailed description of a new fan's wankfest as he enjoyed one of my free porn galleries. Cute. #
  • 17:03 Finished editing a batch of photos but before I post them for members, I'm afraid I need to go attempt a nap. #
  • 17:40 Wacky; I just found someone on MySpace who used five comments to fully quote the entire WebWhore Manifesto on someone's profile. #
  • 20:52 Been drafting a blog entry that will probably be turned into two. Going to eat dinner and take a break for tv. #
  • 23:06 Pics of my boob and the book _Best Sex Writing 2008_ plus how to win a copy: tinyurl.com/2najop #
  • 00:55 Wow! Idol sure was shocking & sweet tonight; I love that little David Archileto; if David Lynch made a twink angel movie, DA would be star. #
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Thursday, February 28, 2008

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  • 09:17 I'm awake. Sorry to say, my most important plans today are 1) exercising outside, and 2) finding out results on blood tests. #
  • 09:21 The one thing our dog and I do not agree on is how many decibels are appropriate for morning expression. She's a loud girl in the AM. #
  • 09:29 I might have to crawl back into bed for a little while. #
  • 09:57 Very annoyed that I didn't get to the phone in time to pick up call from GoDaddy (1 of a very few companies whose calls I take). #
  • 11:33 Looking at a friend's hiking website with trip stories and photos. Makes me miss her AND want to get outside. #
  • 11:46 I feel like I still have PMS. Every little NOISE is driving me batshit. I guess that's what happens when your hormones are fucked up. #
  • 13:22 Fixed a formatting prob I had on this blog: trixieblows.com/ Left 2nd message today for fertility people re: my blood tests. #
  • 13:33 My "FSH" (from pituitary gland) and estradiol (from ovaries) levels are "within normal range". Still waiting for thyroid results. #
  • 14:38 Grrrr! Why the fuck can't I embed a youtube video on a wordpress blog? Hungry and ripping my hair out . . . #
  • 14:40 Going to eat and figure this out later. #
  • 16:14 Just spent some quality time with our dvr; deleting, bookmarking & channel-surfing for things to record. It's gross, I know. #
  • 18:28 Start your crying NOW! www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23295271/ (soldier-loving Iraqi dog rescued). #
  • 23:40 Editing a batch of photos and thinking about who I want to gift with books. #
  • 00:11 A little photo (& a few links that will be redundant for you following tweets): tinyurl.com/2u55k9 #
  • 02:06 Do you ever feel just like a fat sack of shit? And I mean that in the best possible way . . . because I do. #
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:40 I'm awake now and need to get ready to go to Seattle for my "day 3 labs" at the fertility clinic. #
  • 12:25 About to head out the door for road-trippin', rockin' ferry action and money/blood-sucking doctors. #
  • 19:13 At sister's hanging w/nephew after Delia & I spent some time at the Seattle Public Library; that red floor is fucking awesome! #
  • 22:44 Just walked in the door; first order of business is to remove my restrictive clothing in exchange for cozy duds. #
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:55 Working on some links to friends from my members-only area (means I'm surfing their sites for hot pics). #
  • 12:12 Fired up the "accounting" computer to pay some bills and get a handle on the damage. #
  • 12:53 Did some more tiny fixes on our sites. I think it's time for some breakfast now! #
  • 14:18 Taking a bath with my magic red swirls. #
  • 17:23 Took a long walk and did two grocery-shop stops. Going to have a hot ham/turkey/sprout sandwich on a muffin now. STARVING! #
  • 17:23 Took a long walk and did two grocery-shop stops. Going to have a hot ham/turkey/sprout sandwich on a muffin now. STARVING! #
  • 20:11 Diablo Cody fangirl video/blog entry on hold while Youtube is doing maintenance. #
  • 20:19 I ate way too much dark chocolate (Green & Black cherry bar) and am very TWITCHY. Ready to wring YouTube's bottled-up neck. #
  • 20:56 Is something wrong with my browser or is it really TRUE that no one is tweeting and youtube is still broken? Fuck . . . #
  • 21:25 Hard to describe the INTENSITY with which I resent MySpace. #
  • 23:23 Having a sandwich and watching some tv before bed. #
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Monday, February 25, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:44 Woke up with bloody fingers; good morning, period! #
  • 09:54 Just made another fertility clinic appointment for "day 3 labs" where they test all of my hormone levels. Should be interesting. #
  • 10:12 Going to fill up a HOT hot water bottle for my cramps, climb back into bed with it, enjoy some tea & breakfast & book(s). #
  • 11:09 I want to go back to sleep but I'm too crampy. Trying to read _The Meaning of Night_ but it's a bore. #
  • 13:47 Awesome. Finally fell asleep on floor after most hideous cramps I've had in years. Light-headed from too many anti-inflamms. Back to bed. #
  • 16:15 Watching a fantastic old movie, "Theodora Goes Wild", and eating lemony chicken soup. I will be fully restored after this! #
  • 16:49 Just ordered $66 worth of ovulation test strips, sperm-friendly lube, and pregnancy tests. Here we go again. #
  • 19:38 Just did my good deed of the day sending some important fix-it tips to a girl with a new site/affiliate prog. Only because she DIDN'Task. #
  • 20:08 What (my) bad period cramps feel like & why I miss them sometimes: tinyurl.com/2kwt5f #
  • 20:22 Time to eat something and stop randomly clicking my mouse in a frenzied mania. #
  • 22:05 Spent some time responding to fan mail, one from a really cool train buff. #
  • 22:33 Bawling my head off after watching Diablo Cody WIN. ROCK ON!!!!! #
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Sunday, February 24, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:21 Went to sleep "early" last night so up at a more normal time to get ready for my shows today. Still with the wrong hormones/no period. #
  • 09:50 I feel sorry for men. I REALLY do. If all of life is like PMS for them. Kill kill KILL!!!! #
  • 10:51 Fiddling with a different cam setup for shows so I can record them. Annoyed by a cam network not having links to performers' sites. #
  • 15:41 Soaking up some Vitamin D & finishing a (not very good) book. Missing one of my fave places in Tacoma: tinyurl.com/yq6mmq #
  • 16:29 I feel very guilty & stressed-out by the favors my mom and sister want from us during a period of time when we have to focus on selves. #
  • 16:33 Man, I just cannot seem to let go of wanting to SCREAM at people right now. Family: put your yards & stupid house-painting projects on hold. #
  • 17:12 I feel a bit better after unloading/venting on poor Delia and having a little cry. But just barely. God grant me the fucking ESTROGEN. #
  • 17:16 Considering performing my next show as a barren wasteland and emotional zombie. Wow, I sure sound depressed/ing. Sorry -- it will pass. #
  • 21:01 My show actually cheered me up. So did our taco leftovers dinner. We're going to snack on veggies now & watch Michael Clayton. #
  • 21:13 Yay for awesome people who joined my/our site(s) this week, especially those who committed to long membership terms. Improves my mood! #
  • 00:14 Whoa! Michael Clayton was SO GOOD! I am having a literal BLAST farting the most sulfur-scented farts imaginable. Watching Firefly. #
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Saturday, February 23, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:41 In desperate need of new walking shoes. It's been years since I replaced my "athletic" shoes. My feet are fucked. #
  • 12:05 Had some breakfast and started reading _Best Sex Writing 2008_ which, so far, is FUCKING RAD!!!! #
  • 12:24 Going to put on some sweats & do some housework before trekking to do a naughty Delia shoot outdoors. #
  • 12:31 I lied. I'm still sitting at the computer experimenting with design concepts using my limited mental toolbox. #
  • 13:18 We're packing up and heading out to do some trench-coated photo/video shooting. Want to bring wicked witch doll to shoot, too, but no. #
  • 14:38 Grrr . . . so many fucking PEOPLE out we had to abort outdoor Delia masturbation video. Still got a hot set of photos, though. #
  • 15:29 Sigh. We need to buy a new camera. Get ready, credit cards, for an additional burden. #
  • 16:32 Just shot another set of Delia plus a jack-off video that has left me physically tormented. #
  • 17:57 I'm so bad. As soon as Delia left for the gym I got out my dirtiest magazine & moved a vibe into the parlor to have solo sex. #
  • 19:03 Just enjoyed a pleasurable stretch/oozy/dorky/dance session to new age music with dark blue dusky skies, stars & breeze through open door. #
  • 19:10 Signing up to promote Hancock Studios sites based on this pro-pansexual plug/story: tinyurl.com/2zoanq #
  • 19:25 Delia just got home from the gym and is making tacos which I can't *wait* to eat while we watch some Heroes on dvd. #
  • 20:50 I'm so sleepy and so fucked up and my period just won't start. Over six weeks from last now, & preg tests are negative. #
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Friday, February 22, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:11 I dreamed about my period starting. Bleeding all over. A good sign that it's almost here. #
  • 09:42 I got Delia to agree to postponing her gym trip until AFTER we post updates & shoot content. I'd like to go w/ her, just not in the morning. #
  • 10:32 Going to edit some video. Shivering & hoping WebWhore Headquarters heats up quickly. #
  • 10:59 The only thing more painful than watching a video of yourself giving a blowjob is wanting to masturbate to a video of yourself giving a BJ. #
  • 11:41 Going to bathe, shave & get ready to shoot while video(s) is/are encoding. #
  • 13:35 Going to eat some lunch. Saving 4 files of 1 video takes FOREVER. My face (especially eyes) feels puffy; doesn't make me feel sexy. #
  • 14:21 Awesome = wearing sunglasses to eat lunch in our parlor because it's so warm/bright. In February! #
  • 16:17 Popping into our members-only chatroom while I check some stats, etc. #
  • 17:11 Left chat. Going to log into Niteflirt under my "cheap & fakey" phone sex persona, JellyRollJane: www.niteflirt.com/jellyrolljane #
  • 17:14 One of my webcam's exposure sensitivity seems to be all fucked up. Need to replace. Totally lame. #
  • 17:19 For crying out loud: "We're sorry, NiteFlirt experienced an error while trying to connect you with the customers in line." But he's WAITING! #
  • 17:43 Harumph. So much for doing phone sex. #
  • 19:49 Yay! Blowjob videos are uploaded now and update is posted for members. Going to EAT now! #
  • 22:32 Uploading pics we shot today & reading about a pervy rich guy in jail for bad things that I suspect aren't NEARLY as bad as media says. #
  • 23:30 I had the most wonderful white-bread-with-real-butter orgasm during our little middle-aged sex romp between Idol & Make Me a Supermodel. #
  • 02:25 Had too much dark chocolate before bed so now I can't sleep. Instead of continuing to toss & turn I'm getting up to read in the parlor. #
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Thursday, February 21, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:52 Having only gotten 4 or 5 hours of sleep makes me want to puke. Or maybe that's the residual effect of the cheese I ate yesterday . . . #
  • 10:10 Just forced out some reluctant, constipated turds. Going to have some breakfast (fyi: talking about turds has never ruined my appetite). #
  • 10:57 Delayed breakfast in order to pay bills. And write to Bank of America, an entity run by people who should be tortured & executed. #
  • 11:25 SHIVERING/nipples hard reading Obama news. So exciting! And *now* it truly is time for breakfast. And I'm GLAD I'm sleep deprived! #
  • 12:15 Distracted from breakfast by io9.com - settling in for REAL now w/luna bar, chai & a book. Giving self 30 minutes (with timer). #
  • 12:54 I need to reset my machine, take a shower, then take care of some email. #
  • 13:17 Sigh. After resetting my machine, Thunderbird is being a bitch and won't open. That makes reading/writing emails impossible. #
  • 13:37 Bizarre; it was my docked quickcam software preventing Tbird from updating. All is well now. I might be able to finally take that shower . . #
  • 14:31 Sigh. Now Pandora is not cooperating with me so I have to find other music to accompany my lotion ritual. #
  • 15:04 "Pole tax" news makes me growl: tinyurl.com/2s3bwf #
  • 15:39 Best Foreigner song being ruined by use in awkward Gene Simmons' sex tape? VID: tinyurl.com/24gmrk #
  • 15:59 God, I can't believe I just admitted that I like that song. #
  • 16:32 Okay? Now getting server errors when I try to send email. Lots a little buggers plaguing me today. Time for dinner; that will fix me up! #
  • 17:58 It appears it will be too cloudy for us to view the lunar eclipse. My tummy is full of swiss chard & a cumin-y tofu noodle dish Delia does. #
  • 19:11 In spite of the clouds, we went for a drive and did manage to get a glimpse of the eclipse. #
  • 21:13 Don't tell anybody, but I masturbated VERY QUIETLY to pictures of Japanese toys/figurines & manga. #
  • 22:17 Did some naked dancing in the moonlight. Maybe that will get my period started. It's either "stuck" or I'm pregnant (I hope). #
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:37 Good morning! Time for my ritual morning nose-picking to get out the crusties. #
  • 12:39 Going to have a little breakfast while my video uploads creep along. Would love to believe there's a GOOD reason why period's not here. #
  • 12:55 POSTED! My "Letters from Working Girls" video rants: tinyurl.com/35dcxq #
  • 13:04 Reading my gf's post on her sobriety: tinyurl.com/2l2ljq #
  • 15:16 Delia just came home with the BEST dinner fixings! I can't wait . . . I think I'm going to pull on some clothes & take a walk outside. #
  • 15:23 Actually, I'm going to go see a movie by myself. It will be good for me to sit in the dark alone surrounded by people. #
  • 15:25 I look and smell disgusting. I hope this will prevent people from sitting next to or near me. #
  • 18:05 I am so fucking lucky! Imagine going to the movies alone; when you get home, your girlfriend has cleaned the entire house! #
  • 18:52 Yummmmmmmmmm eets deenairthyme!! #
  • 01:20 I have been so lazy lately that I almost wish I could sleep standing up. To take some pressure off my ass. #
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:45 Trying to decide if my desire to email Susannah Breslin in a semi-huff is just PMS or for "real". Shouldn't have read Reverse CG 1st thing. #
  • 12:01 What do you know? I ate breakfast, started another Japanese mystery, and went back to sleep for awhile. It's noon, now, and I'm ON! #
  • 12:11 Scribbling down notes on an idea. Do you know how tall my piles of "idea" notes are? It's . . . I don't know what it is. Sort of sad. #
  • 13:59 Enough note-scribbling for now. Going to have some lunch (or at least stand in kitchen wishing I didn't have to cook something myself). #
  • 14:15 It's February, still winter, yet it's a sunny doors & windows open day here in Western Washington. Fresh fucking air = awesome. #
  • 14:23 Going to wait until Delia comes home to eat lunch; maybe we can have a picnic outside or just eat on the deck. #
  • 15:02 Upper left eyelid and lower right lid twitching/spazzing out. It's fun to watch in the mirror, and kind of tickles. #
  • 16:14 Mmmmm . . . ate sushi on our deck in the sunshine. Seventh Heaven! #
  • 16:43 Setting up to do a little vlogging about Reverse Cowgirl's pet "project", working girls & their stories, & her responses to criticism of it. #
  • 01:33 I need to go to sleep now; will finish uploading videos of me ranting about the reverse cowgirl thing tomorrow. #
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Monday, February 18, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:10 So sick of waiting I took a preg test; negative of course. I'm going to just stay in bed until my period comes. Seriously tired of this. #
  • 09:47 Trying to decide how decadent I'll be with my breakfast beverage. Not having alcohol limits that, but there IS Green & Black cocoa . . . #
  • 11:43 Just absorbed some much-needed Vitamin D in our sunny parlor. #
  • 11:58 It's that special time of day where I spend solitary time on the throne with a good book (Geek Love). #
  • 14:02 Just wrote a long ass email to my mom who thinks we should come out & do her yard work. Being practical isn't something she comprehends. #
  • 14:03 What I mean to say is that I feel like drowning myself in a vat of mashed potatoes salted with my own tears (plus plenty of gravy). #
  • 14:09 The voice of PMS inside me says, "someone hand me a chicken because I want to kill something with my bare hands." Would go with mashers. #
  • 15:20 I am not going to (finally) install our new video editing software. One of my cams will be down in the process. #
  • 15:21 Oh right. Now I remember why I didn't already do this. My fucking cd/dvd drive on this machine is broken. Awesome. #
  • 17:11 Score! While cleaning found 2 important things I was ripping hair out to locate. Still installing software using lengthy roundabout method. #
  • 17:12 One of the things? All the info from the fertility clinic. Need to read thoroughly and try not to hyperventilate over possibilities. #
  • 17:59 Why I think CNN is worse than porn: links to videos on their sites like this one: "See the scene of the body's discovery". #
  • 18:00 Only to outdo themselves with the scintillating, "Watch video of cattle being mistreated »". So what's wrong with porn again? I forget. #
  • 19:18 Captured BJ video (twice, due to ignorance on my part) and started checking out the cheesy effects that come with Pinnacle. Getting hungry. #
  • 19:48 It took me 2 minutes after finishing _Geek Love_ to start bawling. #
  • 23:09 Had dinner, dark chocolate, Curb Your Enthusiasm and a massively hysterical fit of laughter over something that sounded like feces. #
  • 23:29 I'm developing a weird fondness for royalty free music; it's an interesting genre -- I think it's magnificent. #
  • 00:53 Made a little horn-tooting blog post here: tinyurl.com/3349x8 Bed/booktime now? #
  • 01:05 DAMMIT! I think I wrote "false duality" in yesterday's blog entry when I meant "false DICHOTOMY". Fuck me. I'll fix it tomorrow. #
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Sunday, February 17, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:53 Went through my junk email since November; rescued about five REAL emails. Now time for breakfast after very vivid dreams last night. #
  • 12:22 Just called poison control to ask if I should be worried about moldy apple I ate (attributed taste to patchouli on wrists 'til asked Delia). #
  • 12:24 Answer: fruit molds not dangerous unless allergic. Now I need to get ready for my show. #
  • 14:59 Had a pleasant show & lovely soup lunch. Now I am *sleepy*, but want to do a little blogging or writing for members-only area. #
  • 16:25 I just peed on one of the ties on my robe. And not to be sexy, either. #
  • 16:47 Root for the porno we were in, The Bi Apple, to win an award! tinyurl.com/2s5un3 #
  • 16:52 I've got another show happening in an hour so I'm grabbing a snack and figuring out what to wear. #
  • 19:18 Oh great god Graaaaaaaaaavity, do you really want to keep pushing me down, down, down? So . . . . heavy . . . . taaaaaaaard. #
  • 22:12 I'm going to go and fiddle with my keyboard and recording software; hope that it's magically not such a resource hog as last time I tried. #
  • 00:27 I need to go to bed or something. May my period start soon so we can start the whole cycle of trying to conceive. Again. *Yawn* #
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Saturday, February 16, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:49 Posted in a drama thread first thing this morning. Lord grant me the serenity to avoid going back to that thread ever again. #
  • 13:04 Going to go to the bank and also get some exercise. I wish that exercise could be bought in a store and, like, downloaded to my body. #
  • 13:34 So much for exercising outside; it's raining & believe it or not, I don't own a waterproof jacket. Hate work enough without being miserable. #
  • 15:18 Going to have some lunch after my GRUELING DDR workout ;)~ #
  • 18:32 Took a hot mint-scented shower, am lotioning up my body now on spycam. Prepping to shoot a simple (but tasty) homemade porn video. #
  • 19:47 It's "funny" when people who own or work for programs with rape roleplay sites start attacking other porn people's ethics. FUNNY (groan). #
  • 21:06 Guess what I just did! SHORT VIDEO: tinyurl.com/2r9kr6 #
  • 21:11 And now I'm totally going to eat spaghetti with a load of cum all over my face. WITH SAUSAGE! Just creaming the red sauce, you see . . . #
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Friday, February 15, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:49 The whole RedRoseStories obscenity prosecution continues to fascinate/bother the fuck out of me: tinyurl.com/3bpoq2 #
  • 10:50 Do you know how funny it is to wake up without an alarm clock EXACTLY eight hours after you went to sleep? I do! #
  • 11:01 Aw!!! My girlfriend just gave me the COOLEST Valentine card and treats. XOXO everyone! #
  • 14:41 Morning PMS treatment included 40 minutes of stretching, self-massage w/yoga balls, & reading Geek Love. Next phase: chili & Curb Enthusiasm #
  • 14:44 Adding vicesquad.blogspot.com/ to sidebar. Body prepping for a nice bowel movement in spite of last night's Pepto. #
  • 16:23 Going to take a hot bath and perhaps shave my puddy 'tat. (isn't it gross that I just said that?) #
  • 17:35 Sigh. Was just chatting with a member when our cams on one site went down. Makes me want to poop for second time today. #
  • 20:40 Had a nice talk with my wanker while I looked through porn industry mags; got very aroused by a pic of puffy nipple; hope to fuck soon. #
  • 21:33 Stubble & cum are NOT a good mix. Especially when you add the toasty residual effects of a chili lunch. Still, felt REALLY good. #
  • 22:09 Going to try to get to sleep early (like, around midnight). One episode of Curb, one episode of Arrested Devt. & some Geek Love. #
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Thursday, February 14, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 15:47 Just got home. Very sleepy. Checking mail, both paper & digital. #
  • 15:49 Jesus fucking Christ. I am sick to death of people who sign up to promote our sites & don't bother to read their email for promo password. #
  • 16:19 Wow. I'm really glad we had a night off because I'm clearly really stressed out. Not home 30 minutes & already feel anxious & overwhelmed. #
  • 16:59 My apologies, I just realized my bad mood is probably just a symptom of PMS. TWEET for PMS! #
  • 17:54 I know what will make me feel better: tea, dark choc peanut-butter cups, hot water bottle, bed, twin peaks on tv & watching dusk. #
  • 22:23 Nice. Am. Idol ploy to force us to watch live or go 2 website strikes again cutting off final minutes on DVR. Black girl better have made it #
  • 23:46 Working on a blog entry I will probably never post. #
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:33 Last thing someone said in my dream b4 I woke up: "let's switch to the other hand now and practice your ambidexterity." #
  • 11:05 Jose's latest: "hello bitch, i see u want fucked by me as your internet husband. but the problem here is bitch ur fucking whit another men." #
  • 13:12 Blog entry with Valentiney not-yet-porn pics involving legwarmers: tinyurl.com/2l4us6 #
  • 14:28 I *so* wish I could post a blog entry before we leave about the google alert I just got re: the intersection of BloodyTrixie.com & Britney. #
  • 14:47 Just wrote back to chick at Penthouse Forum UK; I'm sure I have *someone* to thank for that. Hope sight of my site doesn't disappoint. #
  • 14:48 Members-only update posted. We are late leaving so I'm going to go. Be back home tomorrow/about thirty hours from now! #
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:56 Sigh. I really need to post an update for members, but something is "weighing" on me, making me not want to share recent pictures. Chin Xs 2 #
  • 13:14 Just mailed out as many last-minute Valentines as I could. Less than ten was all I could muster, but I know they'll make a few people happy. #
  • 13:16 If I could have easily located more addresses, perhaps I'd have managed to send more. Why is life so disorganized? #
  • 13:59 In searching for unique cards, I found my way to Deviantart again; LOVE that site. #
  • 14:59 Now = is as good a time as any for "breakfast". Maybe better, because waiting this long puts more emphasis on the "fast" part of the word. #
  • 16:16 Enjoying surfing for octopus tattoo pics, getting ideas in case I ever do that in the future. Plus, they're awesome & I just like to look. #
  • 19:56 Deleting a bunch of unpleasant-looking pics of me in prep to post a gallery tonight. Delia almost done w/show, then DINNER! #
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Monday, February 11, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:52 I stayed up "too" late so right now I'm only awake for my middle-of-the-"night" pee. #
  • 10:18 Okay, so maybe I'll have a little middle-of-the-"night" snack and tea and Mickey Spillane. Why not?? #
  • 12:19 Oops. Stayed awake reading Sellevision (not great, but with has some major redeeming qualities). What to do now on too-little sleep? #
  • 14:06 I guess it's time to eat something. And figure out whether to catch up on sleep or get stuff accomplished. One might help the other. #
  • 14:57 How the precinct caucus got my juices flowing: tinyurl.com/2javb2 #
  • 01:51 Amy W., Tina & Beyonce only good things about Grammies. Well, & the pickin' ticks performance did actually have real guitar playing. #
  • 01:52 BTW, I am very confused about what day it is, what I'm doing, which planet I'm on, etc. Not enough sleep, too much . . . ummm, other stuff. #
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Sunday, February 10, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:50 Not much time to eat and squeeze out a morning poop before the precinct caucus. Steeling myself to be annoyed by Kucinich dildos. #
  • 12:13 Eating my luna bar, some decaf English breakfast, & pondering whether to tweet about the gross specifics of my poop. Hard to restrain self. #
  • 12:27 My hair feels soft/silky. I suppose I need to get dressed now. The air outside will no doubt destroy soft/silkiness. LIFE in the fast lane! #
  • 15:11 Sweet! Unless some disorganized Dems wreck it, I'll be going to the county convention, bitches! GO OBAMA! #
  • 15:30 Been plotting my "Trixie the Delegate" costume(s). It's lunch time; have to get ready for show #1 after that. #
  • 17:24 Wiggling into corselette/open-bottom girdle for my show. Considering masturbating FIRST, chatting LATER. #
  • 19:54 Had a pleasant show & good orgasm. Now annoyed with Victoria's Secret wishlist limitations. Wouldn't use but for popularity amongst fans. #
  • 20:02 SHIT. I totally forgot to record a "teaser" for my Rude show. HATE those teasers; good idea, but wish I could upload a recorded clip. #
  • 20:33 Just sent a Valentine to my Sugar Daddies: tinyurl.com/35mn2k #
  • 00:03 Watching that air guitar documentary; makes me want to make a porno about an air guitar groupie w/beautiful AG performances & sex. #
  • 00:12 I would also like to make a porno called rochamho that follows a horny person through a rock-paper-scissors tournament. #
  • 01:43 Why am I still awake? #
  • 02:06 Well, as long as I'm *awake* I might as well mock up yet another basic design for Trixie.com. Why do I have so much shit to do? #
  • 03:11 In my waking dream I am downloading typography wisdom & knowledge directly into my brain. #
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Saturday, February 9, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:59 For members: a whole bunch of DreamKelly pics & vid clips, as seen through the eyes of a webwhore (me): tinyurl.com/2f3gqd #
  • 12:01 I fell off the healthy-eating wagon last night with a bag of Tim's Cascade Salt 'n Vinegar chips. Still? I feel magnificent. #
  • 12:24 Pic of Delia with a guitar-hero guitar: tinyurl.com/384aqo #
  • 12:41 I've been logging my food at SparkPeople and now? It's time for me to actually EAT some. Hmmm . . . what to scarf? #
  • 14:35 Getting ready for music/chat in 1.5 hours, downloading/installing broadcaster for my "radio station", fixing hair, looking for necklace,etc. #
  • 15:27 Pics from my latest update (pantyhose, white panties & a modest churchy dress): tinyurl.com/233c3k #
  • 16:01 Hmmmm . . . I don't know if I'm going to be able to both chat AND futz with the radio station thing. Too distracting / sorta not fun. #
  • 20:47 Just watched Rock School (the documentary) and ate tacos. With delicious greasy taco meat. Now I need to get some exercise. #
  • 20:56 But first, watching some fake squirting porn, which is almost so funny it's cool. And for the GUYS watching it, probably doesn't matter. #
  • 01:05 I guess it's time to go to bed? #
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Friday, February 8, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:20 I'd say I slept like the dead, but the dead don't have insane dreams. At least, we presume that they don't. #
  • 12:49 Eating a banana for breakfast and feeling the slow migration of poop moving downwards towards my bowels. Sinking . . . sinking . . . #
  • 13:22 Wow! I've lost four pounds since Monday (when I joined SparkPeople.com). #
  • 13:57 Going to get some exercise before I'm totally starving for lunch. Belly dance dvd? Sorry to say, going to do it in private without a cam. #
  • 14:47 OMG; I could barely make it through the arms portion of the arms & abs thing. Will probably not be able to wank tomorrow due to soreness. #
  • 15:20 I *hate* Network Solutions. Need to transfer Trixie.com away from those highway robbery/marketing call fuckers. #
  • 18:00 Went to the bank, bought some cards for family, going to give Delia a tiny present, then eat! #
  • 18:19 Altered my Saturday show schedule a little due to caucus; 1st show canceled, 2nd show 2 hours later, Rude show added for 9 pacific. #
  • 20:02 Ooooh . . . I am passing the FOULEST gas. Really rank! #
  • 23:08 My body feels fucking AWESOME! Daily exercise & reasonable eating is really making me feel good. My back feels great after ab ex today. #
  • 23:29 God, I have such a huge crush on Nina Garcia. And I don't think she's mean at all; on the contrary, she seems patient, forgiving & kind. #
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Thursday, February 7, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:32 Mmmmmm . . . . love waking up to experience a load of oozing spooge leftover in my cunt from last night. HOT! #
  • 13:45 My hands are so cold I can't bring myself to eat anything that involves touching a cold bowl or plate. Guess I will have soup for breakfast. #
  • 14:17 Warming myself up with random bits of housework (dusting the piano, clearing the kitchen table we never use, etc.). Still need to eat. #
  • 16:19 Going to get some exercise here at home, take a bath, then put on my shit-kicking boots and put my nose to the grindstone. #
  • 16:22 Is next week really and truly Valentine's day? Hmmm . . . #
  • 16:51 What am I doing? Oh yeah . . . my sports bra is on so I guess I'm supposed to be, like, JUMPING or something. #
  • 18:12 Heating up some soup and doing some reading at the kitchen table. Lest people think I *always* eat in bed. #
  • 18:36 Wow . . . I am DIZZY today. Wooog . . . hope I don't faint in the tub. I've never fainted, but I've always been curious about it. #
  • 19:59 Finding water in bizarre places, like underneath my office chair. Makes no sense. #
  • 20:40 SO windy here. I'm super-duper sleepy/heavy. Every deep breath I take feels like a whole-body sleep-inducing massage. Very pleasant. #
  • 21:50 Got some overdue emails written/sent, enjoyed some chatting with one of our chick members. Now? Dinner, Idol and ANTM! Project Runway? #
  • 22:05 The bitch-ass lights are flickering! Stay ON, power! We NEED you for Next Top Model! #
  • 23:31 High winds predicted tonight; our connection (and cams) might go down. So sad that ANTM is just highlights. Didn't realize it. #
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:24 Exercise. That is what I need to do most today. Exercise. I must! #
  • 14:01 Awesome! I just experienced a spiritually restorative bowel movement. This bodes well for the rest of my day. #
  • 14:17 POURING down rain but our dog acts like I'm torturing her by inviting her to come inside out of the downpour. She loves foul weather. #
  • 14:20 This story about undersea cables being cut/possibly sabotaged intrigues: www.iht.com/articles/2008/02/04/technology/cables.php #
  • 17:18 (old tweet): Whoah. I feel WAY too awesome/relaxed after doing some DDR then a yoga ball/massage/stretch thing. Lunchtime, maybe nap. #
  • 17:19 AMAZED by wet weather we're having in WA's banana belt. Took pics of sun & rain-drenched trees; <1 hour later? IT'S SNOWING! #
  • 17:24 Why do you think race is portrayed as being more important than gender in contest between Obama and Clinton? #
  • 17:48 My machine is running like it's got seventy-one pounds of shit in its drawers. Time to reset this lard ass. #
  • 21:23 Going to have some soup and root for Obama. And maybe watch Heroes. I will probably be awake late tonight; been falling asleep around 3 am. #
  • 22:23 It was deceptive of me to suggest we'd be watching Super Tuesday news. In actuality we are watching American Idol & rooting for Obama in ... #
  • 23:48 My Super Sexy Midnight plans: going to do some dishes then reply to a few emails (middle of night delays that onslaught of 2nd round emails) #
  • 02:08 Why I think the weather is sexier than sex (PICS): tinyurl.com/2p4rzv #
  • 02:25 I guess it's time to get into bed and at least ACT like I'm sleepy. #
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:42 I should not be telling you about the dream I just had about an Asian schoolgirl I humped on (in the dream, ONLY in the dream!). #
  • 12:46 Paid some bills, going to eat some breakfast, made a partial to-do list for today. #
  • 13:42 Oh, SHIT. I have to reschedule my Saturday shows to attend our precinct caucus & be annoyed by people who still think Kucinich is an option. #
  • 15:43 Just joined www.sparkpeople.com - FREE & vastly better (from what I've seen) than Weight Watchers (which is cool enough). #
  • 16:24 I need to eat something. Not just anything, but something healthy to make up for egg, fake-sausage & biscuit dinner we're planning. #
  • 18:35 Does anyone have any recs for the best "tycoon" type PC games? Looking for fun/absorptive quality; cutting edge graphics not necessary. #
  • 21:38 Really unfortunate headache here. I probably brought it on myself, though so I can't complain as much as I'd like to. #
  • 02:37 I'm not even going to confess what I've been wasting my hours on tonight. NOT EVEN TELLING!!! #
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Monday, February 4, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:58 Fucked last night before bed then dreamt about the kinder, gentler Simon Cowell. It was repulsively sweet & a huge turn-on. #
  • 12:33 Just woke up for 2nd time after breakfast, reading Chuck Klosterman, and a little more sleep I really seemed to need. #
  • 14:16 A post I just made with anal bead pics (though not of MY anus with beads): livewebwhores.com/?p=26 #
  • 14:28 Correction: the post FEATURES anal bead pics; I didn't MAKE the post USING anal bead pics. Imagine cutting & pasting those to create entry! #
  • 14:29 Time to get in bed with snacks & ten-pound old laptop to watch the game and chat with members. It will not be "exciting", but it will be fun #
  • 19:35 Fun! Not a lot of screaming moments during the football game, but the one at the end was worth it. #
  • 22:28 I think my eyes are bugging out from staring at the monitor too much / doing too much blogging & chatting & watching tv. #
  • 23:58 Some gloves that I want (warning: wishlisty action): tinyurl.com/33llo3 #
  • 23:58 Did some groovy dorky dancing to Bluesville. Going to prep a snack and get back to bed (for more Simon Cowell dreams I hope?) #
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Sunday, February 3, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:25 Just woke up (too early) to really cool email from member and some Big Country videos I never saw in the 80s. #
  • 11:21 Goddamn; I need to get ready for webcam show already, including massive clean-up to WebWhoreHQ. Fingers crossed for no tech probs on camz. #
  • 12:15 Burning a cd for my show; took longer than it should've to compile the playlist. Need to hurry: shave, put in contacts, do hair & makeupetc. #
  • 14:31 Show pleasant even w/ the usual predictable complaints from viewers who don't want to hear/talk politics. No 1 ever complains re: sport chat #
  • 15:32 Chili & cookies for lunch. Feeling vurrrry sleepy but need to get ready for next show in half hour. What to wear? Blargh . . . #
  • 17:52 Compiling sales stats to see how "worth it" my little pet project fetish blogs are. Well, one of them at least. Need to justify more. #
  • 21:30 I just let a fart that actually sounded like a dog barking somewhere outside. I'm serious!!! One of three truly funny things today. #
  • 21:50 Funny comment in one of my webcam shows today: tinyurl.com/35lg2s #
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Saturday, February 2, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:30 I need to figure out what I NEED to do today (post an update for members, clean house and exercise, I think). #
  • 10:32 First, though, I think I need to eat some breakfast. And remind myself not to forget to pay the rent. #
  • 10:55 An apple (sliced, but not peeled), English Breakfast, and a cookie. Maybe two cookies. Hell, maybe even three! #
  • 11:38 I have to call the bank and find out why I'm not being allowed to log on to their site to check my money. #
  • 12:52 Multitasking at explosive fever pitch. Insane!!! #
  • 13:11 I forgot about site: proudsexworkers.com/ It's been coming soon for three years. Nice, Trix. #
  • 13:23 Working on my "install wordpress on all of my neglected domains" project. 2nd step: write fave pages/posts for each. Future: redesign each. #
  • 15:18 Is it really necessary that I eat and shower and MOVE my body from a sitting position again? Already? SO annoying. I have WORK to do! #
  • 16:10 Soup & cookies for lunch, then a shower. Delia's getting ready for me to shoot her AND we might even fuck! #
  • 17:26 Inspired/sexy/hysterical: we can't stop watching this spandex-clad Conan performance: tinyurl.com/3456fa #
  • 18:33 Showered. I'm fresh, but still not "inviting". Setting up to do a Delia shoot. Then maybe she'll shoot IN ME, if you know what I mean. DEEP! #
  • 18:43 I've got to make it a point to talk to undressjess.com/ - she's been treating me like a hero & it makes me feel so DIRTY! In good way #
  • 20:19 Rawr! Just shot a really really cute set of Delia pics. Now she's going to fix us dinner while I sit here like the dork I am at the computer #
  • 21:06 Myum; going to have tacos with fake "meat" and watch some more heroes (we're still on season 1 discs, learning the scene). #
  • 00:26 One of the things I got done (started?) today: trixieblows.com ; unsure of chmod & template changes I need to fix dumb "more" default #
  • 00:41 Also started mocking up fresh look for Trixie.com: trixie.com/TrixiePinkStar.jpg #
  • 01:00 Just replied to email from a guy who has been trying for YEARS (seriously) to get a phone sex call with me on my truly bad fakey p-sex line. #
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Friday, February 1, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:49 Shaking; was suffering from Twitter withdrawals. So glad it's back up so I can get my fix. #
  • 12:15 Our fuck last night (with inspired, perverted pics): tinyurl.com/3ch7qa #
  • 13:22 Awesome! All of my iFriends webcam archives back to the year 2000 have been restored!! tinyurl.com/2ghmhy #
  • 13:37 Okay, maybe not ALL of them. Harumph. Ahh, the memories. #
  • 15:29 Sweet! Pinnacle just came for us (they even included the green screen)! So much for a real day off, though; want to play with it! #
  • 16:00 Eating chili and watching Heroes for lunch. Me likey. #
  • 17:21 Rock on! Take rapidshare DOWN: tinyurl.com/2s8ak7 #
  • 18:12 FINALLY found an awesome wordpress theme for one of my fave blogs I don't have time to update often: livewebwhores.com/ #
  • 21:31 Just got home from a chilly, spooky walk outside. Now we are going to the store for snackydoodles. Because that's what we do. #
  • 00:11 From what I saw, Clinton came across way better than Obama. I thought that Hollywood bullshit was fucked up and bizarre. #
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