My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:10 So sick of waiting I took a preg test; negative of course. I'm going to just stay in bed until my period comes. Seriously tired of this. #
• 09:47 Trying to decide how decadent I'll be with my breakfast beverage. Not having alcohol limits that, but there IS Green & Black cocoa . . . #
• 11:43 Just absorbed some much-needed Vitamin D in our sunny parlor. #
• 11:58 It's that special time of day where I spend solitary time on the throne with a good book (Geek Love). #
• 14:02 Just wrote a long ass email to my mom who thinks we should come out & do her yard work. Being practical isn't something she comprehends. #
• 14:03 What I mean to say is that I feel like drowning myself in a vat of mashed potatoes salted with my own tears (plus plenty of gravy). #
• 14:09 The voice of PMS inside me says, "someone hand me a chicken because I want to kill something with my bare hands." Would go with mashers. #
• 15:20 I am not going to (finally) install our new video editing software. One of my cams will be down in the process. #
• 15:21 Oh right. Now I remember why I didn't already do this. My fucking cd/dvd drive on this machine is broken. Awesome. #
• 17:11 Score! While cleaning found 2 important things I was ripping hair out to locate. Still installing software using lengthy roundabout method. #
• 17:12 One of the things? All the info from the fertility clinic. Need to read thoroughly and try not to hyperventilate over possibilities. #
• 17:59 Why I think CNN is worse than porn: links to videos on their sites like this one: "See the scene of the body's discovery". #
• 18:00 Only to outdo themselves with the scintillating, "Watch video of cattle being mistreated »". So what's wrong with porn again? I forget. #
• 19:18 Captured BJ video (twice, due to ignorance on my part) and started checking out the cheesy effects that come with Pinnacle. Getting hungry. #
• 19:48 It took me 2 minutes after finishing _Geek Love_ to start bawling. #
• 23:09 Had dinner, dark chocolate, Curb Your Enthusiasm and a massively hysterical fit of laughter over something that sounded like feces. #
• 23:29 I'm developing a weird fondness for royalty free music; it's an interesting genre -- I think it's magnificent. #
• 00:53 Made a little horn-tooting blog post here: tinyurl.com/3349x8 Bed/booktime now? #
• 01:05 DAMMIT! I think I wrote "false duality" in yesterday's blog entry when I meant "false DICHOTOMY". Fuck me. I'll fix it tomorrow. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter