My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:49 The whole RedRoseStories obscenity prosecution continues to fascinate/bother the fuck out of me: tinyurl.com/3bpoq2 #
• 10:50 Do you know how funny it is to wake up without an alarm clock EXACTLY eight hours after you went to sleep? I do! #
• 11:01 Aw!!! My girlfriend just gave me the COOLEST Valentine card and treats. XOXO everyone! #
• 14:41 Morning PMS treatment included 40 minutes of stretching, self-massage w/yoga balls, & reading Geek Love. Next phase: chili & Curb Enthusiasm #
• 14:44 Adding vicesquad.blogspot.com/ to sidebar. Body prepping for a nice bowel movement in spite of last night's Pepto. #
• 16:23 Going to take a hot bath and perhaps shave my puddy 'tat. (isn't it gross that I just said that?) #
• 17:35 Sigh. Was just chatting with a member when our cams on one site went down. Makes me want to poop for second time today. #
• 20:40 Had a nice talk with my wanker while I looked through porn industry mags; got very aroused by a pic of puffy nipple; hope to fuck soon. #
• 21:33 Stubble & cum are NOT a good mix. Especially when you add the toasty residual effects of a chili lunch. Still, felt REALLY good. #
• 22:09 Going to try to get to sleep early (like, around midnight). One episode of Curb, one episode of Arrested Devt. & some Geek Love. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter