Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:07 After a night chock full of disturbing dreams (like a domme kicking a golden retriever to death) I need to pack, etc. for shooting venture. #
  • 10:11 And that, my friends, is why I'd really prefer more deep, DREAMLESS sleep instead of experiencing horrifying bullshit all night long. #
  • 11:11 Appointment made to be MORE BLONDER next week & call put in for a birth control pill with MORE ESTROGEN. #
  • 12:03 On plans to shoot & become a REAL blonde: tinyurl.com/c96u2e #
  • 13:53 Painting 40 fucking nails takes a long time. We've invested about three hours in it the past two days. And I'm expected to SHOWER too? Gah! #
  • 15:27 I'm so cool! I don't even have to EAT hard-boiled eggs for my farts to SMELL exactly like them! #
  • 15:59 DOCTORS: don't give me a fucking hassle when I say I want to switch birth control pills & tell you which one. Prescribe it & STFU. #
  • 23:18 Yikes! Our mushroom-mobile broke down while I was on the way home to download pics & let out the dog. Fortunately I got it to start again. #
  • 23:36 I need to have a quick vibe after shooting a couple of hot @DeliaCD videos. #
  • 23:39 Weird - I don't want to do it to any of the porn on my machine right now and would feel weird sneaking into her room to watch videos of her. #
  • 23:48 Here's hoping the vehicle gets me back to the hotel. If not, I'm bringing my tennis shoes just in case. #
  • 23:50 Have you ever been in a hurry to be done peeing & stood up while still pissing? I just did. Impatient + stupid = wet. #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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