My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 13:21 I just "warmed up" for my show with three private off-cam orgasms stimulated by gay porn story magazine & hitachi magic wand. #
• 16:33 Just dove right into my new higher-estrogen birth control pill pack rather than taking a whole week off to be a psycho androgenized asshole. #
• 16:37 FYI: lately twhirl (or perhaps twitter) hasn't been posting all of my tweets or sending all of my direct messages, so there are gaps. #
• 17:19 Just attached the laptop to the tv so we can watch the Gossip Girl episode we missed when our DVR fucked up. We're 3 episodes behind! #
• 19:24 I'm needlessly agonizing over which pics to include in a blog entry. @DeliaCD is doing a show. Orgasms my only real accomplishments today. #
• 20:19 My blogging efforts are being stymied by inability to upload pics via blogger. Going to have more Gossip Girl and leftovers, I think. #
• 22:03 Reading about how turmeric paste is a remedy for cysts. Not sure which is worse: the cyst or having the cyst-area YELLOW for weeks. #
• 22:36 Still having bizarre blogger publishing problem. Would *really* like to be able to post this. . . #
• 22:51 Blech -- figured out blogger is uploading my pics fine, just somehow getting hung up on formattin/resizing/inserting them into the post. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter