- 10:32 You know you're really constipated when metamucil starts to follow you on Twitter. #
- 11:47 I'm nervous about paying bills/balancing our checkbook today. It's going to be tight, to put it mildly. But it COULD be way worse, I know. #
- 14:16 Stupid remark sent to me: "i really wanna fuck yo sexy ass so hard till yo fuckin pussy bleeds". The holes don't bleed vicariously, dumbass. #
- 14:29 On the other hand, maybe I'm totally underestimating the few people I did tell by thinking they wouldn't keep it a secret all these years. #
- 16:11 I'm going tanning, bitches. But don't worry - I won't overdo it. You won't even notice it, but I need to be warmer/darker to go with blonde. #
- 16:53 Yes, I'm back already and my freckles are POPPING! #
- 17:45 Sent emails to two highest contributors to the Make-Me-Blonde campaign. Feel like falling asleep. While eating. Something wet & salty. #
- 18:44 My armful of belated bday books, movies & an awesome picture of my ASS! tinyurl.com/dbnqef #
- 18:53 Just added myself to the wefollow.com twitter directory under: #random #porn #woman #
- 20:30 Feeling tortured inside by seeing pics of my ex-girlfriend. Making a straight/non-porn facebook profile was a big fucking mistake. #
- 22:01 Ahhhhhhhhhh . . . just finished reading The New York Trilogy. So. GOOD. Worth savoring. #
- 22:14 CanNOT believe the first chick I had grown-up sex with had kids. She said she never would - so cute they're bringing a tear to my eye. #
- 00:23 Just bawled watching most recent Dollhouse. When @AmberLily said she cried I thought she meant the show was going downhill, not SAD! Was gd. #
- 00:29 Speaking of dollhouse, I wonder if non-sex workers feel the same way about it as we do. Like would they "get" this most recent episode? #
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less
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