My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:54 So is @AdamRifkin really "the REAL Adam Rifkin"? And if so, why do I feel so dirty that he's @-ing me about Mousehunt being 1 of my faves? #
• 09:56 In other news, last night before I went to bed my constipation felt like a log jam on skid road; eventually disastrous overload will strike. #
• 10:44 @TerryBain Man, I would *love* to shoot me some porn with a big furry Chewbacca stand-in. Especially if he were capable of ululating right. #
• 10:56 Editing photos and listening to some of my favorite deliciously cheesy new age music. Woodblock, flute, drones, & tambo I love you all. #
• 11:19 Going to reset my machine & capture some video; WebWhoreHQ cam will be down during that process. #
• 12:09 Feeling guilty because awesome fan burned Sita Sings the Blues for me & I still haven't watched it (reminded by @Graydancer and @AudaciaRay) #
• 12:12 Also feeling guilty because I've a massage appt today & @DeliaCD's back is hurting & we/everyone's poor & I'm doing it for pure pleasure. #
• 12:56 @Toni_KatVixen twitpic.com/21brg - Hubba, hubba! #
• 14:44 Told massage woman about our for-shit sales this week and I swear I got the best, most loving/healing massage EVER. Even better than usual. #
• 18:00 The good thing about massage is it makes you totally relaxed/induces healing coma. The bad thing about massage is it makes you SLEEPY. #
• 18:32 To avoid the 3-5 day headaches I often get post-massage, I am forcing myself to get in bed, take it easy & drink assbaths of water. #
• 18:54 Put that whole going-to-rest thing on hold; just slurped down an anchovie and @DeliaCD is making avgolemono. #
• 20:17 Dieting NOT an option with a lush lesbo BBC biopic of Daphne du Marier in dvd player. I'm *obligated* by my estrogen to eat dessert w/tea. #
• 23:39 I *totally* cried over Daphne (the movie). Super-satisfying flick if you're into melodramatic music, old-fashioned scene segues AND CHICKS! #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter