Saturday, July 3, 2010

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 11:19 Imagining fondling your shiny bikini boobs! RT @Elligirl: What are you doing with your summer long weekend? #
  • 13:17 A suggestive new post WITH LOTS OF PICS from me: Pretty Mommy Like Poetry #
  • 13:37 I handled @DeliaTS being gone last night, but I am *so* ready for her to come home. A few hours to go . . . hope she beats holiday traffic. #
  • 14:30 Just a tiny part of why I want the border patrol to FUCK STRAIGHT OFF: Happy 4th of July from our expensive police state. #
  • 15:06 Aggravatingly, persistently aroused lately. My genitals feel achingly needy. I don't think there's enough estrogen in my birth control pill. #
  • 15:12 I've a very unscientific suspicion that my squirtbox gets overfilled with fluid since I rarely squirt & it keeps me uncomfortably horny. #
  • 15:32 It's fucked up how I'm simultaneously elated and scared shitless when local folks land upon our sites. It's stupid this still surprises me. #
  • 17:26 Poor @DeliaTS is stuck in horrid horrid holiday weekend traffic so it will STILL be hours before I can welcome her home. Doing housework. #
  • 17:59 I have sweat dripping down my body from cleaning the kitchen. And it's still not very clean. Better than nothing, though. #
  • 22:24 It's upsetting watching someone who molested you, your sister & friend as kids appear to be grooming new victims on Facebook every day. #
  • 22:26 Don't bother replying with 140 characters of advice: unfortunately it's too complex & subtle, both then & now, to make action clearcut. #
  • 23:16 My girlfriend @DeliaTS brought home the most thoughtful presents to me. I'll try to take pics later/tomorrow . . . #
  • 23:52 Watching a super hot camgirl, totally nude, PERFECT per former, great smile, you buy into her whole thing: giving too much away 4 free! #
  • 23:57 OMG this is crazy: she is gushing & squirting & crazy gorgeous. Like a young Tyra with a hot latin accent. I hope she gets rich. Exquisite. #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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