My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 06:44 I don't feel THAT sick, but it's just bad enough I can't stay asleep. Heating up lemony chicken broth, stretching, then watching Bogart. #
• 11:28 Working on a somewhat bizarre members-only update: a bunch of numbers & dollars signs instead of pussy, but more private than my cunt. #
• 12:34 Going to have a private moment off-cam with my hitachi magic wand & some hard copy porn. #
• 13:25 Having tedious retardulent design challenges. Wish I could just hire someone to DO IT FOR ME. #
• 13:57 Design frustration solved. Going to do some exercise now in our sun-warmed parlor. #
• 16:34 Applauding Mistress Matisse's decision to remove comments from her blog: tinyurl.com/yojx4d Getting ready for dinner here. #
• 17:13 Eating boil-in-bag Indian food and FINALLY beginning to watch Heroes from its genesis. #
• 19:26 After watching first Heroes episode: now we know what all the fuss is about -- wow! Going to take a bath. #
• 19:27 On phone with wanker. He's giggling & embarrassed. Going to take him into the bathtub with me. He's saying, "oh God" right now. #
• 21:57 Not feeling so great. Having a hard time breathing in more of an allergy/asthma way than congested. It's not bad, just sorta tiring. #
• 23:34 Sweet read from Heather: "abortion freaking rocks": tinyurl.com/2ztyml #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter