Saturday, March 29, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:27 It's 9:25 am; I just got up. My period is due today. I hope dreaming about a retarded baby instead of bleeding means I'm pregnant. #
  • 11:21 Encoding some video, messing with music files, listening to a gorgeous version of a song I otherwise loathe: Mandolin Rain. #
  • 11:32 Who does your favorite version of Frankie & Johnny? That song hardens my nipples. #
  • 11:58 On what version did Napster decide to make it impossible to burn a cd? This has never happened to me before. Itunes & Napster both chap. #
  • 12:48 Hungry, crampy, and I feel like I'm PMSing. Experiencing numerous time-sucking tech problems for things that should be simple. #
  • 13:02 My period just started. Cried on the toilet. Need to set some time aside for us to schedule dr. appts & spooge rationing for shows, sex, etc #
  • 13:06 FYI: I haven't been responding to email much lately so nothing personal if you haven't heard from me. Today? Really not feeling chatty. #
  • 13:31 The longer, more self-centered version of "my period started" tweet: tinyurl.com/38pm32 #
  • 13:48 I still appreciate that there are worse things than not being pregnant: like being my sister, with evil flu sickness, & baby wanting to play #
  • 13:56 Going to have some soup and an anti-inflammatory pill for cramps that are mild . . . for right now, at least. #
  • 15:58 Crampy, crampy . . . CRAMPY. The thought of doing shows tomorrow is very unappealing, but could actually be helpful. We'll see. #
  • 16:24 Shouldn't watch Discovery channel when you're having infertility issues; I see myself in depression med ads, not pampers ads & baby shows. #
  • 18:31 Petting/massaging our dog reminds me to embrace our animal intuition to lean right into pleasure. LEAN. IN. Tilt towards what feels good. #
  • 19:59 Just had dinner & watched LA Ink. Grabbing a calendar & lighting some candles now for us to figure out what to do re: trying to conceive. #
  • 21:16 Taking a bath / getting ready to shoot a little solo period porn picture set. #
  • 21:21 I doubt I'm even going to be able to zip up the dress I want to wear for good pad-in-sheer mesh panty upskirt shots. Too hefty. #
  • 22:39 Oh god -- editing pics and getting weepy over Willie Nelson singing "Angel Flying too Close to the Ground". Kills me!! #
  • 00:28 Getting ready for bed. Feeling hungry & crampy, but actually in a great mood. Guess there was nowhere to go but up today. #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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