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• 12:05 Woke up feeling skinny. Stayed up late bawling watching/hearing Alison Kraus & John Waite duet. Buying/downloading now. #
• 12:06 Okay, nevermind. Not available to purchase. Ugh. #
• 13:43 Made the perfect playlist for my upcoming show & got the blue screen of death during burn. Sigh. Trying to remember tracks/order. #
• 14:29 Listening to some songs that kill me: "Sky" - Blue Rodeo, "Black Waters" - Laurie Lewis, & cover of "Hot Burrito No. 1" by Cowboy Junkies. #
• 15:18 Had greasy tortillas for lunch. Getting ready for my show now. #
• 16:16 I've had the worst string of luck with my Rude shows; today our main internet connection dropped out 1 minute after my show started. CRAZY! #
• 17:25 Since we can't work we're going to take off for the suburbs and enjoy our evening eating greasy pork dong & watching Twilight. #
• 02:32 Yay! Our power just came back on AND our cable (it was a "3rd party fiber cut") so trying to get all the cams logged back in. And heat on! #
• 02:45 Going to blow out the millions-o-candles blazing in our bedroom now that power's back. Might do slowly so we don't smoke ourselves out. #
• 03:09 Sigh. Did power surges kill one of our cams? I so do not want to ring in the new year with retarded technical troubleshooting crap. #

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• 10:58 I'd still be asleep if the phone hadn't rang. All for the best, though: I've got bills to pay and lots of fun work to do. #
• 12:37 Wishing I had time for some intense blogging, but I have errands to run, exercising to do, and (happy day) a massage appointment later. #
• 18:39 Massage is such a great sedative. Think I might fall asleep after dinner. About to drop right now. #
• 21:08 I'm so cold, all I want to do is lie in bed. So I have been. Watching TMC's thing about Ron Howard. #

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• 12:34 Let us all be a little better than lamer-by-the-week SNL & Tina fucking Fey: tinyurl.com/fuck-tina-fey #
• 15:29 I'm enjoying a long, slow, happy glide into 2009. It's a fresh new moon, it's Sunday, & I love where we're at and where we're going. #
• 16:17 It annoys the hell out of me that psychics, etc. can charge customers by paypal but pornographers & sex workers can't. #

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• 11:02 Trying to get back into the habit of dream journaling so just spent some bleary-eyed time in bed scribbling notes on dream panties. #
• 13:49 Just got home from the bank & buying fresh produce for deliciousness later. Going to have some lunch & a little more lazy time now. #
• 16:59 Does singing lustily along with "Lord, Don't Let Me Fail" followed by "Road to Nowhere" signify spiritual confusion? Hmmm . . . #
• 17:52 My head & eyes have felt puffy and clouded all day, probably because of headache yesterday. Fortunately there's no PAIN today, though. #
• 18:08 Did some tidying in the bedroom, got candle-stuff ready for possible "sexy-time" later & we're about to eat some dinner. #
• 20:21 Ummmm . . . so I totally slipped on the kitchen floor and fell down and bruised my knee and broke a glass candleholder. Dramatic! #

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• 13:24 Going to have a late breakfast while I upload a guest gallery for members. #
• 18:36 Thank you, Dance Dance Revolution, for 90 minutes of fun cardio. No stank you for the headache, though. #
• 19:37 Just took a hot shower w/mint scrub, slathered myself in lotion & now I'm VERY excited to eat meatloaf leftovers from yesterday. #
• 21:14 I've got a bitch of a headache, which gives me the perfect excuse to watch The Real Housewives of Orange County. I love those girls! #

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• 11:18 The best way to start Christmas Day is to fuck on Christmas Eve, so at 2 am last night we got off on the right foot. #
• 17:42 Aren't you jealous of my Christmas presents? tinyurl.com/7tkk3h #
• 00:28 My wanker has the funny habit of becoming aroused whenever he sees me on my spycam grabbing my big water glass & taking a big gulp from it. #

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• 10:45 I gave myself a massage last night with a hard little tool we have for over an hour; woke up feeling vastly improved. #
• 11:10 It's kind of weird reading people tweet about going on vacation / having a bunch of time off work; I can barely remember what that's like. #
• 15:04 My ass and thigh muscles are FREAKING OUT after doing exercises similar to yesterday's. Much groaning & moaning from me on spycams during. #
• 15:26 We've got cabin fever; getting the fuck out of the house/braving the icy roads. Don't *need* to, we just *WANT* to. #
• 18:11 Unwrapping calendars we bought downtown -- here comes 2009! Hope she ejaculates happiness & prosperity all over everyone's faces! #
• 19:44 "Hi, it's your Momma! AndI'mGoingToTalk NonStop WithoutYouSayingAnything UpUntil *I* DecideThe "conversation" is over!" Merry Christmas!! #
• 20:53 You know what this Christmas thing reminds me of? I haven't posted a tweet about my poops in a long time. I'll make it up to you tomorrow! #

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• 10:51 No one disturb me; diving into a hot sex scene between my book's naive heroine and . . . Grover Cleveland. Love his heft & moustache. #
• 12:14 Just spent half an hour stretching -- feeling SO good (and very tall for being 5'2"), and have more exercise penciled in for today. #
• 13:36 Will it ever cease to amaze me when I find my photos featured on BBW and Granny sites? Maybe when I'm 60 & weigh 75 pounds more? #
• 13:37 I'm not saying it bothers me, it just seems SLIGHTLY inaccurate. But I'm grateful for the traffic regardless. #
• 16:20 Wow -- about to fall asleep. Thinking about a hot bath before I record vlog for members, but maybe a nap first is in order. #
• 19:06 twitpic.com/vshp - I know. It's hard to believe I still haven't gone to see Twilight & throw my panties at the screen. #
• 19:26 Woops -- I totally fucked up my links to my favorite pictures in the gallery I just posted for members. Fixing now. #
• 20:13 I feel pretty good about the idea of going to bed with a book right now. A book AND A CHEESEBURGER. Roads to icy to get burger, though. #
• 22:32 Grrrrr! Wrote back to a member regarding a tech issue and his ISP bounced it back to me as spam. CHARTER.NET MUST DIE!! #
• 23:30 Give our dog massage makes me feel so happy because it obviously makes her feel so good. Going to have some Lapsang Souchang now. #

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• 10:44 So far my computers & cams are really testing my ability to make the first half of today a day off. Can you move any slower, motherfucker? #
• 10:48 Oh well. Some of our cams will just have to stay down until I'm done having a partial day of rest. Hope power fluctuations didn't ruin stuff #
• 13:44 Just did some personal journaling on laptop in bed. Considering getting bundled up to shoot some nature pics outside/meditate on snow. #
• 14:56 twitpic.com/v2w3 - Captured on 1 of our spycams; you can't drag our dog out of the snow. She WANTS to be out there. #
• 15:02 Ack -- lights are flickering again. Please stay, electricity! I love your zippy ways & have come to rely upon you. Don't go! #
• 16:31 Did some stretching, watched the snow fall, wandered around in the snow, now I'm going to take a shower. I think. Maybe. #
• 20:00 If I only had half a brain more, I'd be so DANGEROUS. As it is, I'm just using the little bits of brain I've got to fake this design. #
• 01:26 I'm SO CLOSE to having this finished-enough-to-reveal. Code is a MESS, but whatever. Gotta go to bed, though. First: refried beanz & tv! #

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• 10:39 Mmmmmm . . . sleeping between clean flannel sheets is so nice. Only thing better? Sleeping between DIRTY flannel sheets. #
• 10:49 I wonder if today's predicted snow storm is going to miss us? Sounds like it will be hitting hardest just south of us. #
• 11:52 Getting ready to go stock up on provisions in preparation for the big storm that's supposed to come in a few hours. #
• 14:45 Going to drink tons of Emergen-C - feels like I'm coming down w/something, but maybe it's just because of the dry/heated/stale indoor air. #
• 15:58 twitpic.com/ur26 - Naughtier upskirt & pantyhose in the snow pics here: tinyurl.com/8h6bz4 #
• 20:50 Ooh! The snow is perfect, powdery, evil, sharpness blowing into the eyes. We're going to huddle in bed with hot bowls of spicy chili. #
• 23:02 Tomorrow: remind me that there's nothing urgent I need to do so I should take half the day off AND EXERCISE!!! #
• 23:33 Going to brew some tea or mix up more emergen-c to take into bed with me. I might have to make a phone call & don't want a sore throat. #

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• 10:09 It's snowing again; I want to do a snowblower shoot where I fart & blow snow around from the force of my gas. Perhaps I melt it, too. #
• 11:46 Working on Christmas more promo galleries; need to finish these asap & let nothing interrupt me 'til they're done, mailed, zipped, etc. #
• 15:47 How to annoy me: make subject line "plz answer me now". Okay. Please pay me the $50 "immediate reply" rush charge. #
• 16:51 Why, yes! I *am* wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday and the day before that. Underarms smell pungently skunky, I'm pleased to report. #
• 17:07 A snail's pace is actually faster than our connection right now. Logging in that 12th spycam really destroys our speed. #
• 18:14 I'm crying over the news that Majel Barrett-Roddenberry passed away: tinyurl.com/4yznxh #
• 19:43 I miss you already, Majel: tinyurl.com/4l2lpm #
• 20:01 Taking a bath & lighting a candle for Majel. #
• 23:29 Been loving working on the design for the revamp of trixie.com. Hate that I'm letting traffic I built up slip away in the meantime. #

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• 09:19 Oooh, just woke up to some fresh snow. #
• 10:14 twitpic.com/tn24 - Our husky outside in the snow (captured from one of our voyeurcams). #
• 13:42 My rant for today on rights sex workers don't have: tinyurl.com/3msn6d #
• 13:51 I am so slow at piecing together words that I'm now way overdue for breakfast. Snow is still falling & piling up fast; wetter than Sunday. #
• 17:08 Phew! Just back from a long, slushy trek to the drugstore. We picked up sushi so now we're peeling off our layers & getting ready for grub. #
• 19:56 A couple more free samples from my Winter Muff gallery: tastytrixie.com/blog/2008/12/snow.html #
• 21:57 Working on pricing and guidelines for selling phone sex and private shows directly off our sites. #
• 23:10 All of this consistent exercise is really starting to pay off -- I've been dropping huge, well-formed logs in the toilet! #
• 23:57 How did it get to be midnight when I was ready to fall asleep at 7 pm? Forcing myself to get out of WebWhore Headquarters & into bed. #

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• 11:27 Awww! One deer is licking another deer's neck in the neighbor's backyard. I think they are gay juvenile bucks. At least, I hope so. #
• 13:25 Just got back from a meeting to discover blue screen of death on one machine that runs 4 spycams. Getting that back up now. #
• 13:39 Sigh. Burning or ripping cd's or even just playing them sometimes seems to overwhelm that one machine. Massively lame. #
• 15:06 I love scammy credit card co.s that make your bill due on a holiday or Sunday then charge you a late fee when they don't post it til after. #
• 20:34 twitpic.com/tj2d - Anyone can look cute in high contrast black & white: washes out the flaws! #
• 20:38 twitpic.com/tj3c - Oh my tweets and wobblers, how'd my jumblies get in me mits?!? #
• 20:43 twitpic.com/tj49 - I owe the twinkle in my eye to all things bright & beautiful my monitor reflects upon me. #
• 21:57 Cleaning up & prettyfying a few pages in my members-only area. #
• 23:05 God, I fucking *love* reading people's responses to our questionnaires. The feedback on videos is fucking awesome. #

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• 11:04 Drank some St. Johns Wort tea last night and had some vivid bad dreams all night long. Need to do bfast & my Monday bill-paying routine now. #
• 14:58 About to go out for a shoot way later than desired. Really irritated by having to switch gears every two seconds. I'm wearing too many hats! #
• 16:47 Brrrr! Our shoot was bitterly cold, but fun. Love coming home to a toasty house after being outside in the iced-up snow. #
• 20:33 twitpic.com/t9jy - One of the pics we took today that I'll be posting for members soon in the "Winter Muff" gallery. #
• 20:36 Interested in this movie because of the woman vigilante aspect of it: tinyurl.com/6no5u7 #
• 22:20 I think it's time to go to bed and cuddle while the Winter Muff gallery uploads; I'll post it for members tomorrow. #

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• 10:08 Time for warm spicy tea and gazing out at the blanket of snow in our backyard. Members: I'll be in chat at noon pacific time. #
• 10:10 The sound of me spitting out four bars of the Benny Hill theme song followed by complete silence/no one answering is a lonely sound. #
• 11:05 Ever since I started waking up this morning Sam has been screaming in my head, "every time I kiss you I taste what other men had for lunch." #
• 11:58 Playing an awesome Xmas mix a fan sent & about to go into members-only chat. Trying to find his email address so I can thank him. #
• 15:08 When you're poor everything takes ten times longer & is less effective because you can't buy the tools to work efficiently/do things RIGHT. #
• 19:15 Researching alternatives for certain site features that I said I wasn't going to waste time researching. Have spent hours on this today. #

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• 10:08 I totally need at least another hour of sleep. But first, some breakfast, ritalin and David Sedaris. #
• 13:32 Masturbated (off cam) and tried on some wigs (on cam). Bwahahaha! I need some lunch, pilates and to get ready for my show at 4 (pacific). #
• 16:26 Doing my show. I had to turn off many of the voyeurcams during so if you're a member, go to our live shows page. #
• 17:23 My feet AND my boobs are bare and cold right now. Going to cover up and eat something warm and salty soon. #
• 21:13 Just got home from a meeting; making some chai to go with crispy Indian snacks we picked up on the way home. Cold w/ little dry snowflakes. #
• 00:06 Didn't squeeze in the pilates earlier, so we JUST did some. That's *one* way to create some body heat when the snowflakes are flying. #
• 00:07 Going to bed (but maybe not to sleep yet) now; in twelve hours I have a members-only chat session scheduled. #

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• 11:44 Stayed up way too late last night, but it was worth it: we had great, gooey sex at 3 am. Having cock AND new titties to feel is really hot. #
• 12:38 Holy shit! This wind is scaring the crap out of me! Well, if the power goes out I guess we'll at least be saving a few bucks on electricity. #
• 15:25 Just got home from a pedicure (on special I couldn't pass up); need some lunch then work stuff. #
• 18:21 A video that partly explains last night's inspired fucking: tinyurl.com/6es7j5 #
• 23:09 Yummmmm -- fucking is so fun. Have you ever noticed that the more you have sex, the more you JUST WANT TO KEEP FUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT? #
• 23:11 Oh, and I posted my members-only update. Though watching/listening on the spycams while we fucked would've trumped that. #
• 00:42 Did some Dance Dance Revolution and stretched; SO glad I didn't pass up on the half hour of stretching. I feel sooooooo good! #
• 01:00 Reading about clamming by moonlight: tinyurl.com/6k2f9r #
• 01:17 Yay! Storm warning canceled. Replaced by a UTI. Jesus, that's annoying. Will be up late drinking lots of fluids & peeing to flush it out. #

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• 11:40 Awesome - massage therapist has a special going on; getting an hour of rubbies later today. I need it. Like the desert needs the rain, u no? #
• 14:18 Been working on promos (yes, I'm as sick of me saying "promo" as you are), but now must bathe & stick in a tampon in prep for my massahhjjj. #
• 19:44 Writing short blurb about uncomplicated fuck from years ago turning out complicated; trying to find details on floppy discs using old comp. #
• 21:19 Laughing at old stuff I journaled in the 90's: "so far no e-mail from him. Maybe my jpeg is not that cute." #
• 21:45 I love the way greasy massage oil in my hair makes me smell like a dirty slut bum. #
• 22:03 For some reason I'm afraid to wrap up any of the six things I've got ALMOST done right now. Should just go to bed & start over tomorrow. #
• 23:45 Looking at old journals, I'm so fucking grateful to the universe for not giving me blogging during my teens and most of my twenties. #
• 00:04 Diary quote, yr 2000: "I had a marvelous time fucking him but out of bed he's bitchy & complains; I don't want to hang out w/him in public." #
• 00:47 I love how I can google old fuck friend I haven't talked to in years (unrelated to last tweet) by typing in "first & last names" & "tekken". #

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• 09:50 It's cold and gloomy and what is my mom doing calling us before ten in the morning? I don't like the way this looks . . . #
• 09:56 I just made a poop shaped like a question mark! OK, I'm exaggerating; it was more like a semi-colon. With serifs. #
• 10:24 I saved some money for massage, but keep not scheduling it because I'm afraid my period will start during or cramps right before. WANT NOW. #
• 11:05 Just finished up 5 promo galleries & am uploading them now; going to have breakfast while that's zipping along. #
• 11:26 Rock on! Just did a fact check and my period is here! Let's get this party started! #
• 14:02 Just read another annoying porn site review that neglected to even MENTION the girl broadcasts 24/7 spycams. WTF are they thinking? #
• 15:23 I don't know why I'm trying to improve our sites for reviews when regardless they will do a shitty fucking job of selling us no matter what. #
• 15:27 Correction: they will do an okay job of selling us IN SPITE OF THEMSELVES. You'd make more sales pointing out things that are UNIQUE. DUH! #
• 18:08 Just finished some belly dancing, bringing me to six days in a row of exercise. By January 1st I should feel a lot better/more myself. #
• 18:22 Somebody please give the interwebs a big, long, easy to understand human relations class. #
• 19:59 Blargh; we have a lot of domains that expire/need(ed) to be renewed last month and this month. #
• 21:12 Looking through my folders of inspiration. #
• 21:31 Our house is so cold and our electricity bill so high. Difficult to want to do anything except crawl under the covers. #

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• 09:49 I almost never log into social networking sites, but I guess I'm a sucker for adding an old fuck-friend on one of them this morning. #
• 11:25 Awesome (& embarrassing): that Dreamweaver prob I was having? Was actually just a mouse problem that only affected DW. Glad that's "fixed". #
• 12:47 Taking a break from picture editing for lunch, exercise & maybe some piano-playing/tinkling. #
• 13:38 Super cool site with user-contributed royalty-free sounds: www.pdsounds.org/ #
• 15:17 Did some freaky weird nude new agey dancing to our Gabrielle Roth "5 rhythms" cd. You should thank me I didn't turn on a spycam in there. #
• 16:26 Need to have a snack, take a bath and get ready to go to a potluck / meeting. #
• 23:05 Just got home from the meeting; it was an out-of-towner special glbt potluck one & we went to a fancy grocery store afterwards for fun/food. #

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• 10:09 It's funny how satisfying it is to find 1 piece of malware on machine after scan rather than zero. You hope cleaning it'll solve everything. #
• 10:53 My day is off to a lovely start; I think my period might finally strike today. Going to do some exercise right now to loosen up my hips. #
• 12:18 Put together an outfit for a shoot later. "Outfit" is such an old-fashioned word. Our cute little "outfits" are often the focus of shoots. #
• 14:26 Finally got promo ready of Delia & Mandy: tinyurl.com/6cbpej - now I need lunch, then to make flash version. #
• 16:10 Flash promo isn't looking so great; instead of fiddling w/different codecs & software I'm just going to send this one .wmv piece out as is. #
• 17:09 Oooh; my contributor copies of Best Women's Erotica 2009 arrived! tinyurl.com/besterotica I think I'll open this package . . . #
• 17:14 Of course, my own writing makes me cringe. Is it good or bad (or neither) to be last in an anthology? #
• 20:20 I need to get bathed and pretty to shoot some pictures, but I feel like I need to poop first and I'm just not quite . . . there. #

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• 09:53 Attempting to stay away from computer (except for check of cams, email) in mornings until I'm done eating & exercising & am ready to work. #
• 10:00 Cute. I just left my computer in one room, only to go sit down at the computer in our bedroom. #
• 10:29 Listened to one of my fave songs during bfast, Lou Reed's "Coney Island Baby". LOLd @"just remember different people have peculiar tastes!" #
• 11:09 My sister just called w/the results of her ultrasound: we'll have *another nephew* in May! #
• 13:11 My legs are heavy, magnetized-to-the-earth poles after half-assed workout. Time for a hot shower full of scrubby things that smell like yum. #
• 13:55 Ooooh, I've got voicemail from TWO girlfriends! #
• 16:29 God, AVN. What time warp are you in / planet are you on that you post the nominations in nothing but a .pdf on your site? #
• 17:22 Having some frustrating technical difficulties building promos; will try not to make you suck on my bitch-tweets. #
• 18:20 OK. That reinstall accomplished exactly ZERO. I'm having the same problems I have before w/Dreamweaver moving super slowly. #
• 18:38 Have you ever tried to use a mouse to push your cursor through cement? Because that's what I'm dealing with. It's bizarre & makes me cry. #
• 18:54 Going to have some dinner and take a few deep breaths. #
• 21:24 This has been a very frustrating evening. Could barely start, let alone finish, promo page. Really need to make these promos. Not good. #
• 21:43 Baby, is it making you hot listening to the sounds of my drives creaking and groaning as I do a scan? No? Me neither. #
• 22:23 I feel almost as depressed as I did on Monday and my period still hasn't started. Welcome to my hairy-faced world of endocrine disorder. #

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• 11:19 This bright, beautiful sunshine might be the death of me! Migraine sufferers know what I'm talking about . . . #
• 12:12 The weirdest thing just happened to me: tinyurl.com/56uu3d #
• 12:17 As good as poetry: _Animal Tracks of the Pacific Northwest_ #
• 12:53 Headache not full blown (yet) so wanted to get some much-needed exercise & fresh air, but no sunglasses to be found in house. Foiled again. #
• 15:32 That walk was ahhhhhhhhsome. Saw a coyote. Looked for/at animal and bird tracks, which was very meditative and relaxing. #
• 16:31 Gross -- one of my fried eggs was not right somehow. Had to spit it out. #
• 18:41 Can't help being annoyed when my non-webby friends, etc. put up sites w/o knowing the first thing. Why buy .org when you could've had .com? #
• 18:51 Also, who is the moron you're thanking for helping you with that design? And where did you find such slow hosting? OMG, I'm an asshole. #
• 23:57 I'm going to try to get to sleep early tonight. My long walk earlier definitely will help make that possible. I feel deliciously drowsy. #

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• 16:03 Ahhhh; a beautiful hush has fallen over our house -- family just left. Getting all our cams logged in again. #
• 19:08 Meeting interrupted to reconnect stupid unstable cams, brew coffee and fetch laptop. #
• 20:45 Reading some obnoxious hypocrisy from a well-known blogger right now. Sigh. Yes, I'm going to remain vague and mysterious. #
• 23:14 I really SHOULD avoid forums where misogynist thieves post raving lunatic rants bitching about how models and whores are paid too much. #
• 00:46 Been installing new fonts & playing with them and reading about all of the scammers ruining the internet porn industry. It's not awesome. #
• 01:34 You would probably laugh at me if you knew what I'm doing to amuse myself right now. #
• 11:19 This bright, beautiful sunshine might be the death of me! Migraine sufferers know what I'm talking about . . . #
• 12:12 The weirdest thing just happened to me: tinyurl.com/56uu3d #
• 12:17 As good as poetry: _Animal Tracks of the Pacific Northwest_ #
• 12:53 Headache not full blown (yet) so wanted to get some much-needed exercise & fresh air, but no sunglasses to be found in house. Foiled again. #

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• 02:23 If my sister's dog gets on my sleeping bag I'm going to have to kick his black and white ass. #
• 02:27 FYI: I wasn't really serious about institutionalizing myself, but thanks, tweeps, for for caring and providing links. All is well here! #
• 02:32 Clarification: I'm not poking fun at those who've spent time in a mental health facility; while not SERIOUS, I wasn't exactly joking either. #
• 12:59 Oggghhh no; hate it when I go (or start to go) to the mailbox & the mailman "catches me"/sees me. It's a bizarre issue I have. #
• 13:33 King5 news: atheist sign near nativity scene in my state's capitol is NOT "bizarre", you biased fuckers: www.yahoo.com/s/996016 #
• 13:51 Check it out if you haven't already: www.atheistfoxholes.org Believe what you want, but have empathy, fair reporting & be tolerant. #

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• 18:48 Been editing photos we took today. Hoping we're going to eat soon. #
• 20:56 Enjoyed hot girl-on-girl kissing Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode while we ate Chicken Piccata. It's all downhill from here tonight. #
• 21:23 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck me. I just totally fucked up the work I did by batching resized photos to the wrong folder. #
• 21:32 Seriously, I do not know if I can stand going through the same 97 pics to photoshop out that huge zit on my face. Oh, the redumbassy. #
• 22:49 You know what I hate about silicone sex toy manufacturers? They're too busy being tasteful to make huge, obscene, "realistic" dongs. #
• 10:29 Even webwhore pornographers can have totally BORING dreams about work. You'd think there'd be more fucking, but there's not. #
• 12:55 Dreamweaver is freaking out on me; just selecting an item & deleting it is like pushing boulders through half-dry tar. It's bad. #
• 13:36 Hellow, migraine. I know it's my own damned fault that you're here. Still, I feel like crying (and that only makes it worse). #
• 14:05 Boo, football spoilers on twitter! we've got ours on the DVR & haven't started watching. Not that Seahawks doing poorly is a surprise . . . #
• 15:12 Dreamweaver is only having probs with my main site (others & new files work fine); wonder if defragging actually fucked things up somehow. #
• 16:59 Trying to update our clip store, but it's protesting with slowness. Almost everything I've tried to do today has responded in slow motion. #

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• 13:02 I can't find my clit on google!! A rant: tinyurl.com/6jw9xp #
• 13:56 Totally overdue for bill-paying and breakfast. Also, constipated. #
• 17:10 Just got back from the bank & picked up some spicy tuna on the way home. Yes, I'm one of those retards who can't resist making sushi jokes. #
• 22:40 Massively horny after looking at guys jacking off on Barbie dolls. On a less pleasant note, I think I'm coming down with a cold/sore throat. #
• 23:10 Shouldn't have checked email before going to fuck; close friend just found out her newborn has Down's Syndrome. Not tragic, but still emo. #
• 01:44 Surfing a forum where it's AGAINST the rules to discuss health concerns related to the chemicals in sex toys. Jesus fucking christ. #

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• 12:49 We stayed up way too late; I didn't go to sleep until after 6. It was fun! We never do that . . . #
• 21:32 If a tree falls and no one tweets about it . . . yeah. I'm totally alive! My farts STILL rattle the windows . . . #
• 22:10 Just scheduled 3 shows and a members-only chat session for Thanksgiving weekend / Friday & Saturday. #
• 23:36 Showered, smeared on yummy lotion, and about to do some stretching (but in the dark, so you can't see -- sorry, toots!). #

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• 09:40 I'm so proud of myself; I'm letting one of my stupider unused domains expire instead of letting it auto-renew. #
• 10:14 After I eat breakfast & do some reading I'll be stretching and/or exercising once I log in the Wherever Cam in the parlor. #
• 10:30 Distracted from breakfast by booty-shaking videos on youtube. Woops. Back to the originally scheduled program . . . #
• 11:20 Three battery chargers and still none of them will recharge the batteries I need most. Egads! #
• 12:34 Brrr! My hands are so cold after spending time outside with the camera. #
• 13:26 Hmph. Can't seem to find local copies of a bunch of my finished videos that I wanted to use to build promos. #
• 15:22 Made another questionnaire for members re: body hair & women. Will follow up later with ones on age & body types. #
• 16:01 Whoah; I just googled "where to broadcast live spycams voyeurcams" & 1st 2 results were our sites. Was looking for free places to transmit. #
• 16:16 Pretty backwards when you're actually ANNOYED with a search engine for returning your sites on the first page. #
• 18:06 Surfing webmaster boards & free porn galleries to figure out how best to format video clip promos. Doing a flash test right now. #
• 01:37 Finally! I finished my "Am I a Lesbian?" post: tinyurl.com/64r6np #
• 01:51 Sooooooo overdue for bedtime. Body aching from sitting at computer so long. Good thing I stretched this morning. Need snacks & sleep now. #

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• 08:46 By this time yesterday our dog had been in & out 50 times, but today, because it's raining, she doesn't want to come back inside at all. #
• 09:16 It's very strange, being at home but unable to check my email first thing in the morning. #
• 11:06 Been checking some of our stats (something I rarely do) with breakfast. Now getting ready for a meeting & buying the cable we need. #
• 14:37 Lunch: the time when I finally get up & stop deluding myself that simply STARING at the computer screen is going to make me rich. #
• 16:40 Happy that our local computer shop had the cable we needed in their back room. Partitioning hard drive now. 2 more machines to go (later). #
• 17:21 Shot some gloomy, rainy photos & am now reviewing camera manual to, you know, LEARN something while waiting to move stuff around on machine. #
• 18:54 I need to make myself some flash cards or something. #
• 23:56 I just posted some photos & music I've been listening to: tinyurl.com/5op5uz #
• 00:42 Was going to upload some movies to our clips4sale store, but can't seem to connect. Wonder if they've changed things yet again . . . #
• 00:43 Going to have some noodlies and LA Ink in bed before we drop into dreamland. #

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• 09:45 Clearly my machine wants a hard kick in the pants/reset before I record my vlog and finally post this video for members. Ugh. Machines! #
• 10:55 Yay! Finally got new video, vlog, gallery & questionnaire posted for my members. Now I can eat breakfast. #
• 13:17 Caught up on setting supporters up with special "by request" access to my supposedly obscene content. #
• 14:11 I wonder if it's possible for our connection to be any slower? Oh wait, must NOT tempt fate. Stop wondering now. #
• 14:35 Right now I'm pretending that I don't need to reset my modem and router to see if that helps with this sick slogging slowness. #
• 16:21 Finally signed up for useqwitter.com/ so I can know when to unfollow some people who apparently didn't realize I tweet poop & porn. #
• 16:31 Also checking out friendorfollow.com. Not that I expect reciprocity, but if I feel like some1 followed me initially just to spam... #
• 16:33 Of course I know people probably think that's what I'm doing just because I don't use twitter as a chat alternative. #
• 16:41 Paring down my "following" list will give me some room/attention to pay to the people who followed me that I haven't checked out yet. #
• 20:12 Nightmare. Case won't close unless we get the serial ata cable with the little "t" shape. I'm NOT crawling under my desk again until done. #
• 20:18 This also means I won't be checking my mail until we get the cable & the HD put in. Hope someone in town has it tomorrow. Doubtful though. #
• 20:37 Decided to order cables to avoid this prob in future, but now I'm massively tempted to also order that hard drive docking station. STOP ME! #
• 22:52 We are now going to see WHO! is America's Next Top Model! And have some snacks. Going to give myself a quick whore's bath first, though. #

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• 10:41 The darker, longer nights make it hard for me to go to sleep early. Stayed up too late listening to music: Lou Reed, Teddy Thompson, etc. #
• 10:48 I just ripped the most gurgly stinky fart ever. Or at least in the past twelve hours. #
• 10:49 Ahhhh, smells a little like last night's delicious meatloaf! What a sweet remember of those good times . . . #
• 11:51 Picking up where I left off editing video last night. Taking main WebWhoreHQ cam down to do so. #
• 13:11 Done editing -- can hardly wait for this video to finish encoding & uploading so I can share it with members! #
• 16:15 Video is still encoding. In the meantime, I've been working on a questionnaire/form/survey for members about their video preferences. #
• 19:36 OMG. At this rate the video(s) won't be done uploading for 4 or 5 hours. Considering an early bedtime to recalibrate our schedule. #
• 20:37 No way I can keep my eyes open until this upload finishes. Will have to post tomorrow. Going to try to get to sleep early to start early. #
• 20:46 I'm so excited about the three good books I'm reading that I'm about to drop into an intense narcoleptic funk. #
• 21:28 Whoops! I overstimulated myself placing a much-needed order 4 Benefit Cosmetics. Reeled in by promos but limited 2 1 I took free pocket pal. #
• 21:59 What does it mean when you get hot flashes in your vulva? Been going on for a few weeks . . . it's pleasant, but odd. #
• 22:12 I'm still awake at the computer and the videos still aren't done uploading. Going to take my hot flashy vagina to bed w/a book for real now. #

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• 10:57 OMG. A really hot guy I used to fuck years ago is now a guy with camera who hit me up for a shoot. I know someone who could use him . . . #
• 12:41 Paid the bills, renewed sperm storage, and now my main machine is FREAKING out. Trying to shut that down then have some breakfast. #
• 13:43 So overdue for breakfast. Must eat now -- headache is imminent. #
• 14:39 Going to look through some photos and to-do lists for shoot inspiration/focus-narrowing. #
• 15:03 Getting very excited about different prospects for naughty-video-making. #
• 16:16 Trying to explain my "vision" for our video shoot tonight. Even the simplest, most-basic porn shoots are way more complex than most think. #
• 17:54 The only good thing about our mail JUST showing up/being late is it makes me feel okay about getting a slow start myself. I'm not alone! #
• 18:40 Going to make a fun little fuck video and then? WE'RE GOING TO HAVE MEATLOAF AND MASHED POTATOES! Oh my lucky cunt & tummy! #
• 19:29 Once I get the video started capturing I'll be in & out of members-only chatroom during the boring bits where the machine does the work. #
• 21:30 Had a great orgasm making a slightly easier video than originally planned; no way I will get it all edited, uploaded & posted tonight though #
• 23:19 I feel so lucky & happy. It's amazing what great food, sex & music can do to put me into a special perfect wholesome blessed frame of mind. #

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• 10:24 Being stricken with cramps & diarrhea at 3 am can really interfere with compiling a full night's sleep. #
• 12:24 When people change their avatars it makes it hard for me to recognize people at a glance. They become strangers & I ignore them. #
• 12:55 Chipping away at my to-do list, with a little housecleaning at the top. Tons of clothes laying around to stuff into closets & dirty laundry. #
• 14:25 Been having a devil of a time troubleshooting our main bedroom cam's connection. Hope problem is finally solved. #
• 17:32 Feeling paralyzed, incompetent and overwhelmed today. Trying to be patient with myself. #
• 22:19 I'm going to feel great, have lots of fuck and accomplish so much tomorrow, I can FEEL it! #
• 22:22 Trying to persuade myself not to buy ClamAttack.com by putting the opportunity out here for all my tweeps. Rawk? Rawk? Rock Lobster!! #
• 23:21 Ahhhhhhhhh! Did some therapeutic dance-y stuff to our Gabrielle Roth cd. So mind and body altering. #

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• 10:41 Feeling much better after puking and sleeping for 12 hours. #
• 13:11 Another boring blog entry from me about my headspace: tinyurl.com/59t8ae #
• 16:20 A slightly more-interesting post about FootNight: tinyurl.com/5jcpzs #
• 19:38 Ooh! Well isn't this interesting; I finally have an email from a gentleman to tag "personal" rather than "respond to fan" or "webmaster". #
• 19:43 Not that I have luxury time to forge recreational "connections", but there are many ways this fellow could be justifiably useful AND fun. #
• 20:00 Note: I tag ALL email that comes from strangers online as "fan" mail. The email in question is different because I met him 1st in meatworld. #
• 22:05 I am determined to remember to enter a certain erotic arts festival in 2009. Been picking out potential photo submissions now. #

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• 20:49 Just got home. Had lots of fun, but now I'm sleep deprived, have a massive headache, and am totally constipated. #
• 21:10 I am just two fingers away from puking my entire head off. Would get it over with but don't want to lose headache meds. #

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• 11:22 Crying reading the email/tribute my sister wrote informing us of their cat's death by car. #
• 12:45 Hope to leave in two hours. Lots to do to make that happen, including having some breakfast, shaving legs (and that's ALL I'm shaving), etc. #
• 13:34 Just off phone with brother-in-law, trying to hold back tears. Pet deaths are so fucking hard. #

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• 09:58 Cool! My pics are up on the Seattle Foot Night gallery with my 4.5 shoe size indicated: tinyurl.com/foot-night #
• 10:46 Getting ready to go out & get my pedicure & brow wax. Embarrassed about sad state of my feet & toenails. #
• 13:10 Toenails now look good, but brows too skimpy/round. My fault for gabbing too much instead of specifying the arch shape I prefer. #
• 13:31 I haven't eaten anything yet today and can't figure out what I want, if anything, that's in the house. Need to FEED soon. #
• 14:23 So sleepy. Want to crawl under the covers with my tuna and catch up on zzzz's, but don't want to fuck up my freshly painted toenails. #
• 14:24 Yes, what I complain of is a distinctly first world sex worker problem only. #
• 14:57 Lots of phlegm loosened up in my chest during my pedicure sitting in the massage chair. Feel like haucking up green squirrels. #
• 17:10 A scatty rant from me on the role of night visions, truth and periods in my life: tinyurl.com/5psyk4 #
• 18:38 twitpic.com/lgmt - The results of my pedicure in prep for being a footnight model tomorrow: tinyurl.com/foot-night #
• 18:56 twitpic.com/lgq7 - My tiny, little size 4.5 feet compared to a 24 oz bottle of pop. Must do follow up foot soda jerk shoot someday. #
• 22:32 Instead of cracking down on ho ads on craigslist, maybe they should try banning ads in the Seattle/Tacoma rental section for HI, OR, BC, etc #

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• 09:44 Words I would NOT use to describe my sleep last night: restful, deep, impenetrable, dark-roasted, thick, dreamless, etc. #
• 10:24 Uh-oh . . . I think my bowels have a ticket on Mary's Hot Tamale Train this morning. #
• 11:40 Been working on too-complicated blog entries. Need to get ready to go to a meeting now. #
• 15:19 Brrr!! It's hard to get all sexy for shows when the house is so cold & I just want to stay nestled in fleece, down, & other thick snugglies. #
• 18:01 Sitting here totally agape at the millions of self-published personal train wrecks exhibited on the interwebs. #
• 18:01 Slightly comforted by feeling that MY self-published personal wrecks are maybe only volvos in fender benders by comparison. #
• 18:13 Been sitting here topless for over an hour. Me paps are getting cold; time to put away the titties and pull on some socks. #
• 18:29 Trying on different outfits, shoes, etc. to wear to Foot Night on Thursday. Need to figure out polish color before pedicure tomorrow morn. #
• 19:35 I have no fall/winter appropriate high-heel sandals. The white & hot pink ones with the hot pink marabou cuffs? Not even. #
• 19:37 What "look" will make men want to pay to worship my teeny tiny feet? I'm too old to look young, & feet too small to look smashy-mom. #
• 21:19 Re: the foot party thing: there are already awesome goth, top and pro dommes going so I'm not even going to attempt targeting those roles(?) #
• 21:20 Basically I need to figure out what works to highlight the allure of my small feet given my age & limited shoe wardrobe. #
• 00:50 Dear Target: a fitted sheet is not the place to skimp on a square foot of fabric, fuckers. Sick of wrestling to keep corners on mattress. #
• 00:57 Finally! I've got my sexy foot night outfit ready!! Safety-orange polar fleece hoody, insane florescent patterned skirt & yellow mules. #

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• 10:14 Going to eat, shower, pay bills, poop, go to a meeting, go to the bank, go to the box, & get ready for shows. Maybe not in that order, tho. #
• 11:45 Now that I have drained checking account of this week's deposit, I can move on to sucking the life force out of PEOPLE! Bwahahahaha!!! #
• 14:04 Just ate some creamy tuna on a hot muffin. {{{{insert smarmy snickering here}}}} #
• 16:06 Pussy throbbing; amazing how the hitachi magic wand can smooth out even the bitchiest of bad moods. I've been . . . realigned. #
• 16:38 Just put on something hideously ugly: a brown, floor-length, long-sleeved corduroy velour housecoat thingy. I'm so fucking hot! #
• 18:17 Did some private journaling. Is it redundant to say I'm considering starting an anonymous Al-Anon recovery/process blog? #
• 20:35 Getting ready for my show in 30 minutes. Going to pick out a dildo I can really look forward to popping in and out of my . . . you know. #
• 22:23 We're going to the store & McDonald's to bring home junk food to watch with Gossip Girl. Show days = me want comfort food. #
• 22:54 I hope I'll be able to enjoy Gossip Girl without thinking TOO much about the apt comparison made on the soup between Chuck Bass & Gore Vidal #
• 02:55 It's so windy the sound of it woke me up. And I'm wearing earplugs. #

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• 09:56 This morning will feel a lot better after my Ritalin kicks in. Still stiff and groggy at the moment. #
• 10:46 Going to move from reading Mike Hammer to some inspirational stuff, make my to-do list for the day, then get to work. #
• 12:03 Before I record my vlog for members, I need to try to de-puff my eyes and face. Feeling very . . . puffy. #
• 13:01 twitpic.com/kppw - Red, red . . . my lips are red. #
• 13:04 twitpic.com/kpqp - A welcoming smile at myself . . . errr the webcam . . . errr, at YOU. #
• 13:38 Harumph. Wasted a bunch of time trying to get my twitpic badge to appear on a blogger blog & wordpress blog: neither worked. #
• 14:50 Where is our fucking meat thermometer? Ugh. Need to go get another one. I swear we have more than one already in hiding somewhere. #
• 16:16 A video of me explaining our weiner-roasting stick-whittling techniques during a camping trip: tinyurl.com/weiner-sticks #
• 17:33 Freshening up and getting ready to go out to a big AA event with lots of food. #
• 21:46 Saw a few bright "shooting stars" on our walk; might have caught more but park ranger kept tailing us with his bright SUV lights. #
• 23:04 Wow. Totally exhausted and content. Heavy with peace. #

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