My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 20:49 Just got home. Had lots of fun, but now I'm sleep deprived, have a massive headache, and am totally constipated. #
• 21:10 I am just two fingers away from puking my entire head off. Would get it over with but don't want to lose headache meds. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter