My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:57 OMG. A really hot guy I used to fuck years ago is now a guy with camera who hit me up for a shoot. I know someone who could use him . . . #
• 12:41 Paid the bills, renewed sperm storage, and now my main machine is FREAKING out. Trying to shut that down then have some breakfast. #
• 13:43 So overdue for breakfast. Must eat now -- headache is imminent. #
• 14:39 Going to look through some photos and to-do lists for shoot inspiration/focus-narrowing. #
• 15:03 Getting very excited about different prospects for naughty-video-making. #
• 16:16 Trying to explain my "vision" for our video shoot tonight. Even the simplest, most-basic porn shoots are way more complex than most think. #
• 17:54 The only good thing about our mail JUST showing up/being late is it makes me feel okay about getting a slow start myself. I'm not alone! #
• 18:40 Going to make a fun little fuck video and then? WE'RE GOING TO HAVE MEATLOAF AND MASHED POTATOES! Oh my lucky cunt & tummy! #
• 19:29 Once I get the video started capturing I'll be in & out of members-only chatroom during the boring bits where the machine does the work. #
• 21:30 Had a great orgasm making a slightly easier video than originally planned; no way I will get it all edited, uploaded & posted tonight though #
• 23:19 I feel so lucky & happy. It's amazing what great food, sex & music can do to put me into a special perfect wholesome blessed frame of mind. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter