My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:18 The best way to start Christmas Day is to fuck on Christmas Eve, so at 2 am last night we got off on the right foot. #
• 17:42 Aren't you jealous of my Christmas presents? tinyurl.com/7tkk3h #
• 00:28 My wanker has the funny habit of becoming aroused whenever he sees me on my spycam grabbing my big water glass & taking a big gulp from it. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter