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• 13:15 We're all going out for brunch before we go see JUNO!!! Juuuuuuuuunoooooooooooooooooo! Like Uno, but a bigger score. #
• 23:34 Dammit -- exhausted, but I cannot fall back to sleep after being woken up by phone. Have tossed & turned for a couple hours, so up for book. #

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• 12:16 Puttering around with some housecleaning, reading, tea-sipping, and feeling sorry for myself with my sore throat & the gloomy skies. #
• 13:46 Ahhhhhh . . . just had my morning (afternoon?) poop. It was perfect. All is right with the world. Except for having a cold, but whatever. #
• 16:35 Sorting and recycling stacks of catalogs & adult industry magazines. Victoria's Secret people should be bombed w/10 ton bomb of wasted paper #
• 17:59 Working on members-only area redesign to match free area overhaul (in progress). Really like it; going 2 use same concept on our other sites #
• 20:26 About to do a Very Bad Thing by going to McDonald's. #
• 04:44 What?!? How did it get so late? And we only JUST started surfing porn on BCM's pocket pc with wifi . . . . #

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• 09:13 This can't be . . . ME, coming down with a COLD? Impossible . . . but the symptoms are here. And it's show day. #
• 09:52 Looking online at pics for best hotels/rentals in Portand for shooting pretty pictures when we go down for Delia's hormones. #
• 14:09 Apparently talking about murder is a total turnoff to viewers in adult webcam shows! Who could have guessed? Bwahahaha!!! 2 bad, fuckers! #
• 14:11 Going to have some ramen, work on site redesign & do another show in a couple of hours. #
• 15:48 12 minutes to showtime, and I'm taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard (tired). Really want to just sleep or geek out with nerdy webmaster work. #
• 21:32 Slogging away on this: www.tastytrixie.com/clean/about.html Trying not to get too carried away. Page, by page, by fucking page. #
• 21:54 About to conduct a news flash webcam/chat session on Rude. I'm really dragging though. #
• 23:05 Time to find some snackydoodles. Bacon? I love you, bacon! Or . . . #
• 00:27 Delia just made a funny face that made her look EXACTLY like my dead dad. It freaked me the fuck out. #

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• 10:43 I'm awake now, but what does it MEAN? #
• 11:08 Replying to retarded, whining, asshat web"masters" on retarded asshat porn web"master" board. #
• 12:58 Must get ready to go to the gym and figure out what we'll be eating after so we won't be tempted to stop & dine out. #
• 17:34 We're so naughty we couldn't resist stopping for a burrito on the way home. Now it's time for me to bathe & maybe try to look halfway decent #
• 21:17 Fuuuuuuuuuuuck; one of the murdered people in Carnation was in my sister's class (we're talking less than 100 people). #
• 00:17 God help me: there are so so SO many hot naked girls on the web I can barely grasp how I make any sales at all. #

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• 10:11 Apparently I just needed a whole lot of sleep. Now we are going to have some morning trying-to-make-a-baby fucking. #
• 11:51 Delia is rearranging our parlour to maximize the view & make more space for exercising. I am going to have some breakfast. #
• 13:01 Blargh; really need to finish my brother-in-law's website. HATE doing this stuff for other people. #
• 15:24 Need to reset my sluggish machine. All this photo editing for bro-in-law's website is driving me & my puter MAD! #
• 17:32 Making eggs and turkey bacon for dinner. Hope there's some good trash on television. Hate waiting 'til Wednesday NIGHT 4 all our fave shows. #
• 21:15 Holy fucking Christ: murder in my small hometown: tinyurl.com/2xnlrk #
• 22:13 My blog post with reaction on murders: tinyurl.com/yubhke #
• 23:30 Cool -- I think I got all of the "hard" parts and important bits done on my brother-in-law's site. One less pain in my ass. #
• 02:35 Having a hard time falling asleep. #

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• 14:44 Woohoo! We're home -- Merry Christmas! Time for some hot lunch and foot-warming under the covers. #
• 19:11 Glargh -- just woke from a nap (haven't slept enough hours the past couple of nights so needed a catch-up). #
• 19:59 Resigning myself to the fact that I'm just really exhausted. On plus side: I've exercised four days in a row. GO, hermit Trixie, GO!!! #
• 22:26 Been reading _Peyton Place_. Delia's making popcorn for us to eat with Spiderman 3. Just bashed my wrist on edge of desk; I hate pain! #

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• 09:03 Sooooooooo sleepy but have to get up and at 'em in so we have plenty of time to reach the ferry to go see family. #
• 10:26 Getting ready to have some breakfast and fucking in bed. #
• 11:48 Coooooooooooool . . . two orgasms means I got a present for Christmas Eve and one stashed away for Christmas. #
• 12:50 Putting my dad's masonic ring on a necklace that I'm wearing so he can be present with us at Christmas. #
• 13:15 Oooh -- just tested positive for LH surge. That means ovulation happens within 24-48 hours. Good thing we just did the "babydance". #
• 13:24 Merry Christmas, everyone! I probably won't be tweeting while we're gone, so . . . later! #

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• 09:15 Making sure our cams are logged in before we have some morning sex. #
• 11:17 Getting ready for the gym; this will be the only exercise I've gotten all week. Lame, eh? #
• 15:11 Telling self: if you don't have anything nice to tweet, don't tweet anything at all. So we stopped & split eggs benedict on way home - nice! #
• 18:14 Preview pics of my Christmas gallery: tinyurl.com/2g5u26 #
• 19:05 Why am I soooooooooo sleepy? #
• 20:33 Heating up some leftovers for dinner: chicken mole, a random burrito, beans 'n rice, and chili. BECAUSE I LOVE TO FART! #
• 23:30 Did some dishes, so now I can officially throw in the towel. I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL! (you didn't see that coming now, DID you!?!) Love hurts. #

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• 09:38 It's show & shoot day again. I need to "get my sexy on". Or at least my pseudo-entertainingly Christmas silly. #
• 11:25 I despise grooming my eyebrows. FUCKING HATE IT. Love paying women to do it for me, though. Baby Jesus, send me more $$ for Christmas. #
• 12:42 Our "sexy" Santa costume looks really stoopid-bad on me. Going with something else. Show in <20 minutes. #
• 17:26 I'm a cranky bitch right now. Hate not having a real closet/1 space to properly organize costume stuff. Spread/crammed into ridiculousness. #
• 19:47 Love the gallery we just shot; excited to start editing them. Have a members-only chat session in a couple of hours. #
• 22:54 Thank goodness for birdman keeping me company in chat . . . and Madonna's Immaculate Collection. #
• 00:11 Waiting for Delia to get off phone with friend who always calls late at night, drunk. Chili & dvr are waiting & I'm annoyed (what's new?) #
• 00:17 WHY do people like flickr? WHY? It seems like an annoying, slow-loading, innavigable clusterfuck. #

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• 07:11 It's way too damned early to be getting up and ready for a stranger to create pain in my mouth. #
• 10:32 Mmmm! Teeth feel SO good now; only painful part of dentist visit was our joint estimate for work needed. Thousands 'o dollars. #
• 16:39 Sitting in our chatroom (alone), watching 80's vids to fave songs. Video for Rio is HILARIOUS! #
• 17:36 Clive Owen suggests throwing shit & gruel in ugly prostitute's face: tinyurl.com/yomktd #
• 17:58 Reading Matisse's "Whore on Christmas" piece in The Stranger: tinyurl.com/2vwc6q #
• 18:26 Brain is killing me from lack of sleep, dental manipulation, toxins released by massage, and hunger. #

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• 09:46 Need more sleep. #
• 13:35 Arguing w/my sister, feeling upset/hurt/guilty. #
• 20:40 Totally consumed with delight by our nephew . . . and completely incapable of doing anything besides take care of him. #
• 23:59 Exhausted and nervous about appointment with dentist in the too-early morning tomorrow. #

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• 11:06 Need to eat bfast & start cleaning house for family visiting. Reading very different comments on loogie vid vs. pro sex work post. Funny. #
• 11:24 Awwww, Bonnie Ruberg recs me in the VV as a ho, ho, ho gift! tinyurl.com/39shaa Sweet! #
• 11:46 Deer in our hood are so out of pocket; bitches didn't move until I was 5 feet away from them! Finally trotted away. Duuuuuuuumb. #
• 13:06 The BS I read today from "feminists" & hypercritical sex workers re: Diablo Cody make me want to TEAR OUT THEIR HAIR. Don't hate; celebrate! #
• 18:44 1.5 yr old nephew HORRIFIED by hula hooping. Claps hand over mouth as though seeing you mauled by savage lion. Stamps/waves hands 4 stop! #

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• 09:11 I eventually puked up red vine tinted barf & mostly-digested popcorn last night. I felt SO much better afterwards. Twitter ate my real post. #
• 14:38 Damn: taking too long to see Marcia Cross naked. Blog post in progress re: Intl Day 2 End Violence Against Sex Workers. Prepping for massage #
• 16:27 Yes! Our purpose in life: to experience pleasure. All my body's questions answered by receiving massage. Bodywork always worth every penny. #
• 20:39 Just had a long talk with my sister about the many ways our mom is crazy. #
• 22:18 My long-ass End Violence Against Sex Workers post keeps getting LONGER (and crazier?): tinyurl.com/yw6f6h #
• 22:34 Posted more edits and additions to End Violence Against Sex Workers post: tinyurl.com/yw6f6h #

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• 10:19 Forgot to set my sleep timer/note time last night so I'm not sure I got enough zzzz's. Trying to remember crazy-ass dreams I had last night. #
• 10:40 I need to stop watching Stevie & Lindsey in this vid; too intense: youtube.com/watch?v=Pi5op_zOqzg #
• 12:15 Frenetically multitasking (updating members-only chat welcome message, blogging, video editing, bookmarking, scheduling chats, etc.) #
• 13:13 1st time I've noticed all the pro-ana/mia stuff on youtube. Fucked up, but interesting anyway. "Thinspo" vids? Can't help watching. #
• 13:31 What's wetter than a fart & twice as delicious? See my latest youtube clip: tinyurl.com/yrhcqq #
• 15:45 Just enjoyed a really groovy fuck, two orgasms, and now we're going to go see No Country for Old Men. Yay! #
• 18:58 Really enjoyed No Country for Old Men - reminded me most of Blood Simple, but gloomier, deeper and more masculine. #
• 19:13 Trying to figure out a cool & casual way to brag to random strangers that . . . oh nevermind. There's no cool or casual way. #
• 20:04 I don't know what I want to do right now, but it has something to do with nothing at all. #
• 20:40 I feel a little like barfing. Going to have some broth and tv. My head is a little achey too. #

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• 11:02 Yay! Dreamt about bad guy trying to tase me in a courtroom after I produced damning evidence against him. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap! #
• 11:47 Watching music vids on youtube. If Bruce doesn't make you cream your panties, nothing will: youtube.com/watch?v=d5PoIrcyd34 #
• 14:34 People I've fucked, liked & loved who make my heart THRILL: tinyurl.com/yp3lj8 #
• 16:07 Reading a thrilling feminist whore rant from Belle & not understanding half of it: tinyurl.com/yu6sgs #
• 20:09 Wishing I could afford to buy tickets as a Christmas present for my whole family to go see kd lang for my birthday in March. #
• 21:19 Narcissism = me contentedly watching vids of my archived webcam shows for almost an hour. Hi, sexy self! Nice rack! You're so cute & funny! #
• 23:22 Posting a very strange video for members tonight. Have to record a warning video to accompany it so people won't be caught off guard. #
• 23:54 Talking to my wanker about Hugh Grant's cock and Merchant Ivory productions we've masturbated to. #

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• 09:15 It's totally, like, morning & stuff! I'm hungry and slightly dizzy. Need to check my engine's vital fluids. #
• 11:35 Paying bills, carefully balancing checkbook & budget, searching for new CC to activate otherwise won't let me pay bill online. Ugh. #
• 14:37 Just filled out application for health insurance. We'll see what happens . . . #
• 15:04 Calling around to find out how much this pregnancy and baby stuff is going to cost. They should have a menu. #
• 16:34 Had a late lunch of chili and Northern Exposure. Getting cold & dark. Bulb out blew in WebWhoreHQ so darker still. #
• 16:34 Bulb out blew? Hahahaha! #
• 18:05 Talked to my sister while I took a bath. Put on lotion, long socks & soft tops. Enjoying leather candlelight/warmth/scent. Feeling sedate. #

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• 07:57 Another early morning, another negative fucking pee test. I'm going back to bed. Don't wake me up until I've got the positive hormones. #
• 12:32 A little blog post about women in music I admire: tinyurl.com/2f6q9r #
• 13:32 My period started. I feel like a fucking failure. With an overactive imagination. Feel like I'm being punished for being an asshole. #
• 15:15 A period post: bloodytrixie.com/blog/2007/12/started.html #
• 15:59 My body feels warm, heavy and amazing - hot, damp & bloody between the legs. Going to edit some photos for my update today. #
• 16:41 Best sarcastic compliment I've ever gotten during a camshow: tinyurl.com/2zxnll #
• 18:49 Feeiling cozily sluggish, but we're doing some housework to get energized. Going to try to do some stretching afterwards/before bed. #
• 20:19 Just got off phone with wanker; he alerted me to the fight about to start. If I had money to blow, I might actually watch it. #
• 21:32 Taking a soak in what will be hot, blood-tinted water. Love that. #
• 21:44 Huh -- bathwater not pink-swirled as I anticipated. Just a few endometrial shreds floating around. #
• 23:29 Did some reading, some cuddling and now going to have a snack & tv before bed. I feel lucky and happy, even though. #

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• 07:50 Another neg. pregnancy test this morning. Had LH surge exactly 2 weeks ago. Fucking annoying; I can tell my period is NOT coming. Stupidtest #
• 08:29 Going to try to get a couple hours more sleep; will need to be sprightly for shows & shooting today. #
• 11:19 Awake again & getting ready for shows. Some breakfast, a shower, music & attire selection, cams setup, etc. on agenda. #
• 11:57 There's this one broke-ass silver hair sticking straight up out of my scalp. I love it so much I want to rip it out & see it up close. #
• 16:00 Had a fun show, a fun poop AND a fun shoot. Yes, I was tempted to take a pic of my c-shaped turd, but I didn't. Regular cheesecake shoot. #
• 19:46 2nd show also pleasant. Just finished shooting a hot Delia gallery & video & am going to download pics now. I like today's schedule. #
• 19:48 Considering creating 2nd twitter id to follow very small handful of people I'm closest to whose tweets get buried under others. #
• 21:48 News Flash in ten minutes. Have to get out my Sheila E. cd. #
• 21:58 Dammit - I don't know why my Rude show schedule gets out of whack, randomly skipping weeks. 2 late 2 add there; go to members-only chatroom. #

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• 09:59 About to have some tea & fruit for breakfast. Cannot stop singing grating impressions of 5-yr old beauty queens in doc: "Painted Babies". #
• 11:57 I really want some bacon. #
• 14:11 Putting up some Christmas lights outside, or rather Delia is. Have you ever noticed the "contains lead" warnings on Xmas lights? #
• 18:55 It sucks, but this is all I have on my mind: tinyurl.com/2ewoev Going 2 rent Sicko & keep waitin #
• 23:12 Cam capture of me from right nowish & blog entry: tinyurl.com/2cbhkn #
• 23:31 It should not be so fucking hard to find out the name of the female bass player during Jeff Beck's set on Clapton's Crossroads thing on PBS. #
• 23:33 Ok, here: tinyurl.com/ywvqqy I guessed 14 too. #
• 23:49 If you can catch this on PBS just to see/hear this Tal girl, do it: tinyurl.com/2fet7z #

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• 08:56 MMmmmm . . . . finally got a really good dose of sleep. We have to go shopping today for props for shoots. It will be fun! #
• 11:24 Feel like I don't own anything to wear that's warm and comfortable and doesn't make me look like a dumpy old sack of shit. #
• 20:03 Just got home from shopping and are going to trim our tree with our delightful new sparkly ornaments. #
• 20:23 My pussy is having hot flashes. It's like a baseboard heater that's just been turned on and is cranking up the warmth. Pleasant, but odd. #
• 21:44 Oops; forgot ornament hooks. Had to go to store. Going to delay trimming more by watching Project Runway & ANTM & eating dried fruit bits. #
• 00:39 We had fun decorating our tree. Now I'm soooooooooo tired. Ready to melt into bed. #

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• 08:10 Up too early again! I am so not a morning person, but the past 4 or 5 days, I've been as close to a morning person as I'm ever going to get. #
• 08:12 It's a good thing I'm awake, though: have a members-only chat scheduled in less than 90 minutes. #
• 09:02 Hanging out in our chatroom, listening to Thievery Corporation, eating a sliced apple. #
• 10:47 Had a nice little chat with a few members & got into a (civil!) discussion on a webmaster board re: period porn. I like to spread the word. #
• 12:24 Brewing some tea to go with my luna bar & peanut butter. Wish I had another Sarah Waters book to read. No books in house EXACTLY right. #
• 13:28 Going to devote a few hours to editing some of the long-overdue video from freaky dollfacial shoot. Have to turn off WebWhoreHQ cam on SOY. #
• 14:12 Yeeeeeeeeep! My first fake tree, & I *love* it!! Going to keep it hidden from camview until we take some proper pics on Thursday. #
• 21:10 I'm really really slepy. Wait, I think that's supposed to be spelled, "sleepy". ?? How do I have energy for two "really"s but onle one "e"? #
• 22:05 Reading story of a local chick denied weight loss surgery by her insurance: tinyurl.com/2prmy8 She weighed 479 pounds. Scamming fucks #
• 22:38 I'm having a hard time motivating myself to do anything besides WAIT until the proper time to take another pregnancy test. Relaxed & lazy. #

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• 11:28 Woke up too early again. Took home pregnancy test too early, too. Just want to lay down, eat warm, juicy red meat & watch Fargo. #
• 11:33 I sometimes wish that my family would ask me, "so how are sales, Trix?" Or, "been noticed by mainstream media lately?" I'm just me to them. #
• 12:29 Calling DHL because our fake tree that's supposed to be delivered today is totally in the wrong fucking city. #
• 12:35 Gah! How can wind & rain be preventing delivery? RIDICULOSO! I can see traffic on Hood Canal Bridge cam! tinyurl.com/ylrr5j #
• 12:58 Magnifico! Guy singing little mermaid song, beautifully: tinyurl.com/2ymb5c #
• 13:32 Can't tell if our sites were just down or if our cable blinked out momentarily. Hmmm . . . it *IS* really windy here. #
• 14:08 Just called cops to find out when neighbor's fiendish boyfriend gets out of jail. Left message. #
• 15:09 Making some dilly, lemony, brothy soup with shells for lunch. #
• 16:16 I need some beef. I need to go find a burger somewhere. Feeling very sedate, and hardly guilty at all about being lazy. Going to enjoy it. #
• 17:48 I wish Lunesta would make a 90 min. green butterfly video in which morning NEVER comes. I'd totally buy and watch that. #
• 18:02 If laziness disgusts you, I don't recommend you spy on me today. Delia, however, is all pretty and doing shows. IGNORE me, WATCH HER! #
• 18:15 Can't get our SOY cams to connect; maybe they're doing server work. We'll keep trying to reconnect, but in meantime see Rude & Housecamz. #
• 18:30 Reading a provocative Suzie Bright piece about sex, pregnancy, labor & delivery: tinyurl.com/yomyx5 #
• 20:19 Biggest accomplishment today: having two orgasms. Members get brief description here: tinyurl.com/3yakg3 #
• 21:22 Ate some more beef . . . . leftover tacos. BEEEEEEEEEEEEF! #
• 21:28 Grrrr . . . our sites are down. Just called and they have a network engineer working on it, though. #
• 21:32 News of our storm warnings in WA: www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22082408/ #

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• 09:26 Up a little too early due to freaky dream that USPS came to search our house because of obscene materials sent to me in the mail. #
• 11:10 Snowing again! Members can see it on our outside view cam on Rude. Hope Delia turns around & comes home instead of staying at the gym. #
• 13:46 A video & pic of the snow starting to fall on our dog yesterday: tinyurl.com/yqzqzs #
• 13:52 Wow - stumbled across blog of lady raising a coyote: dailycoyote.blogspot.com/ Bad idea, sure, but irresistible. Great pics. #
• 14:06 Going to have some chili for lunch. #
• 16:34 Cleaned up the kitchen & table a little bit so Delia and I could "meet" to make business plans and goals. Back to blogging now. #
• 17:23 The latest news on our conception attempts: tinyurl.com/2f72rw #
• 17:29 The lights are flickering here; been windy so we might lose power. #
• 17:57 It is DINNERTIME! TACOS!!! I love BEEF!!!!! #
• 18:43 Watching Tin Man (on SciFi) while we eat our tacos; the show's pretty good; we're enjoying it a lot so far. #
• 19:58 Mmmmmm . . . just enjoyed massive candlelit kissyface cuddlefest, Delia and I did. #
• 22:47 Thought I went to computer to work, but instead wound up reading preggo-boards, etc. Got cameras & bathroom ready to shoot p-test tomorrow. #
• 00:26 Been doing surprisingly well on a bit less than my full quota of sleep the past few days. Feeling very . . . placid. Mind not whirling. #

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• 09:10 I dreamt my period started. This is a depressing dream to have when you're hoping you're pregnant & been trying for months now. #
• 10:56 Browsing around for pregnant content to buy so I can launch FertileTrixie.com before I'm actually showing (once I get positive results). #
• 13:10 Horrifying how ugly most porn content for sale is. Ugh! I need to eat something and regather my wits. #
• 13:43 Just started snowing -- kinda liking it. Shot some video and pics for fun of the dog in the snow. It's always the dog in the snow. #
• 13:47 Must brainstorm content I can make today by myself that isn't too ambitious, but still makes me happy & members will like. Delia's show day. #
• 13:50 Going to have some lunch and gaze out at swirling snowflakes while I'm doing that (listing content/shoot/story ideas w/ MAGIC fountain pen). #
• 15:24 Sitting on the toilet waiting for the poop to emerge is SO FUCKING BORING when you've got nothing good in the bathroom to read. #
• 16:05 Now that Delia's done in the bathrooms, I'm going to take a bath and get ready to shoot myself. That sounds bad, but never fear. #
• 17:37 Just shot a very hairy masturbation video. Feeling cranky about what my office lacks, though (ability to get into a comfortable position). #
• 18:59 Have been capturing video and still have to edit it, so the WebWhore Headquarters cam on SOY will be down til I'm done. #
• 21:10 Going to cuddle Delia in bed & read while video encodes then uploads (might take an hour or two). #
• 23:33 Uploading members-only vlog before I post my update: over twenty minutes of video of me furiously stroking my clit with my fingers. #

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• 09:47 Just warming up this morning: today is my "show day". God grant me nerves of steel. #
• 09:57 Set up today's major to-do list on pageflakes. Going to have a leisurely breakfast with inspiration reading to get me in right good mood. #
• 11:34 Trying to make a new mix for my shows today, but napster is being a soggy cuntrag. Fucking HATE forced installs. #
• 14:10 Ahhhh, had a nice chatty show punctuated by a splendid orgasm without any remarks like, "shuttup bitch! We didn cum to hear you TALK!" #
• 14:11 What I DID hear is that the combination of my hairy pussy and large nipples (he meant aereolas) is ewwwwwwwwwwww, gross. #
• 15:32 Getting ready for show #2. Trying to figure out what to wear.Wish I had a puffy snowsuit. Maybe I'll find one for next week . . . #
• 19:10 Man, I am going to have to drink EmergenC all the time now -- two packsets a day and I'm CRAZY energized! Except for the nap I just took. #
• 20:08 Really upset: seems like most of my feedback on NF (phone sex) calls has disappeared. Those had sentimental value to me. #
• 20:25 A bolt of pain just shot through my left boob for no reason. Or maybe it's muscle UNDER my boob; it's really hard to tell. Felt like boob. #
• 20:45 Just managed to respond to about eleven emails over the past 90 minutes. It doesn't sound like much, but yeah. Email is time consuming. #
• 21:16 Lusting over old cam archives of myself: my boobs were so much better on birth control, and my face was so much prettier with dark hair. #
• 21:54 News Flash Time! Members join me on Rude. #
• 23:17 Nice and relaxing news flash session; now it's time for an almost-midnight snack. I'm obsessed with bacon lately. #

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• 09:50 Unusual past 3 nights: been sleeping for 7 or so hours a night WITHOUT waking up a billion times to pee or whatever. #
• 11:06 Enjoyed a pleasant breakfast on the couch reading a porn industry magazine, sipping my Lady Grey, sliding my luna bar through peanut butter. #
• 11:10 Hmmm . . . tempted by Niteflirt appointment to log in for phone sex, but alas -- other work (and NEED to go to gym) supersede phone fun. #
• 12:15 It's amazing how long it takes to piece together a two-minute low-fi sample video out of two camshows. Shit oh dear! Gym time now. #
• 12:47 Sweeeeeet -- stockingirl.com $15 stocking/thigh high grab bags did not disappoint. Delivery man a bit fiendish, though. #
• 15:48 Followed gym with nice walk for the dog. Starving for lunch now. #
• 17:33 Brrr!! It's so cold & dark out; going to take a nice hot bath with a book then get back to work. #
• 20:11 My review (with pics & a vid) of my first glass dildo: tinyurl.com/2gt7fg #
• 20:36 Some hot sample pics of Delia in the most HOTestestHOLYhotness pair of satin panties ever: tinyurl.com/2vbtsg #
• 21:09 Rewarding myself for job well done with some Guitar Hero. #
• 21:42 It's probably nothing to brag about, but I just beat Guitar Hero III on easy (GH is new to us as of Monday)! Maybe now my gf will suck my D #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 08:31 Awake two hours too early. A bunch of my muscles are sore/tight from (cringe) playing Guitar Hero III too much yesterday. My carpal tunnels! #
• 09:53 Debating whether or not to say "I love you" to a fellow blogger via email. Decided to have faith that it won't sound creepy or stalkerish. #
• 10:19 Had tea & luna bar & book cozied up on the couch. Going to take a nap there to grab the sleep I lost waking up too early. I love sleep. #
• 11:05 Nap didn't work due to sound of chainsaw. Going to get warm in the shower & try to look like pretty. #
• 13:34 Just wrote back to some asshat "webmaster" who got all pissy trying to find our promo content. His fault for not reading signup email. #
• 13:45 The reviews on solo-girl pregnancy porn websites are MADDENINGLY unfair & retarded: "would get better score if she didn't stop updating" etc #
• 14:02 Going to the bank, mailbox and getting some naughty lunch. NAUGHTY BURRITO! #
• 17:54 Need to reset this machine then do a little sample video editing: WebWhoreHQ cam will be down for a little while. #
• 19:31 Working on writing a toy review; taking me forever since I've taken so long to do it, so I want it to be REALLY THOROUGH. Need break though. #
• 23:53 Delia made a delish carrot soup. Stunned that Heather kicked off ANTM. DL'd a C64 emulator to play 7 Cities of Gold. Because I'm a spaz. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:18 Just woke up. Had creepy (but erotic) sex & kissing dreams about Christian Slaterlike fellow I mentioned yesterday. Freaky. #
• 19:37 Just got home from a long day of shopping. Delia's heating up leftovers & we're going to cuddle before experiencing Guitar Hero for 1st time #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 13:15 Rereading portions of the most beautiful biology book in the whole world: _Woman: An Intimate Geography_. Meditating on my womb. #
• 14:06 So excited about www.goldencompassmovie.com/ - have been rereading book(s). My feelings about these books are very intense. #
• 16:35 Weird; guy I lost my virginity to now bears uncanny resemblance to Christian Slater on sex offender registry site. He loved Pump Up the Vol. #
• 18:25 "Real" blog post here: tinyurl.com/2cm99f and new place for "fake" entries: dailytrixie.blogspot.com/ #
• 18:54 It may be dark outside & nearing sleepytime for most people, but I'm JUST getting ready to RUMBLE! And no, that's not a euphemism for poop. #
• 19:06 What?!? Why were my amazon wishlists' addresses all fucked up? Ugh. Fixing now. #
• 23:23 Took a bath; closed my eyes & imagines I was in a large warm underground pool. Lotioned up afterward with my fave alba kukui nut body cream. #
• 23:54 Made a sale to legworld even though it doesn't exist anymore. WHY would hustler kill that site & absorb it into hustler generic? Sigh. #

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A Real "Log"

I made this blog to save my tweets in a daily log form for posterity. People were complaining about them being posted on my real blog, so I'm moving them over here.

Even if I'm the only one who likes them this way, I want to save them just like this in a daily format from the first post I make when I get up to the last post I make before I go to bed.

I'm going to delete the old ones from my real blog, copy them over here, and begin the automated daily posts here.

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:06 Had a nice fuck upon waking (too early). Putting finishing touches on gallery for members (sample photo here: tinyurl.com/ys3cpx ) #
• 15:10 Forced myself to learn how to do a simple (but complex in my head) Photoshop task. Went grocery shopping. Feeling hungry & sleepy. #
• 20:04 Is it strange to take a nap at seven pm and get up at eight? For me, though, it's never too late for a nap. All night's like a nap in winter #
• 21:00 Popped into members-only chatroom; will leave soon if no one comes in to chat. Uploading vlog for members. #
• 22:03 Had a nice chat with Birdman and Jim. Going to get ready for bed and probably dream about giant squid. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:38 Got more than a decent amount of sleep. Going to have breakfast and get ready for News Flash & a show. #
• 10:42 Oops. I forgot to add News Flash to my Rude schedule for this morning, so it will be in our members-only chatroom, and one on Rude tonight. #
• 14:08 2nd time in a month I almost refused to orgasm during my show on camz. Asshole contingent and morons getting to be too much for me. #
• 15:09 On a tv-watching & bad-food-eating binge to distance myself from nasty memories of today's show. What a waste of an orgasm that was. #
• 17:16 Sweet! Tested positive for luteinizing hormone so I'm looking fertile now, in that regard at least. Yesterday's or today's sex could mean C. #
• 17:26 Getting ready to do a shoot . . . still have news flash on slate for tonight; fucking & stuff greatly improved my mood. #
• 19:52 I feel so happy knowing I have a set of pretty pictures to edit later and a bowl of homemade squash soup hot & ready to eat now. #
• 00:27 Coyotes howling, a full moon, and frosty-cold November air. It's not a beer commercial, it's our backyard! #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:45 Woke to 2 emails from guys w/ confessions about certain (fairly harmless) kinks & interest in discussing the ethics of indulging said kinks. #
• 10:25 Horny as fuck. Need to have at least one orgasm before breakfast. Breaking out eroscillator & guys-wanking vids. #
• 11:11 Must stop masturbating NOW. #
• 12:08 Going to have some Thanksgiving SEX! #
• 13:37 I'm thankful for the sunshine, my box full of cum and the smell of bacon wafting through our house. #
• 14:15 Searching for the perfect chess set to add to my wishlist while Delia cooks. She got mad @ me when I tried to shoot behind the scenes video. #
• 16:19 Time to treat myself; I just survived a long-ass phone conversation with my mom. My poor mom. #
• 18:48 Glargh! Finally have game to use PS2 wheel controller & have no clue where the wireless receiver is for it. I'm freeeeeeeeeking out! #
• 20:26 Just home from a long, chilly walk in the moonlight. My glasses are fogged up in here. Going to store for white trash Thanksgiving fixin's. #
• 21:13 Trip to grocery store proved unfruitful. Going to make top ramen. No, I'm not kidding -- top ramen for Thanksgiving = salty subversion. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:48 Awake. Going to eat then go to the gym. Must be more productive today than I was(n't) yesterday. #
• 10:26 Finally bought a swiffer yesterday; Delia is going hog wild with it this morning. Gooooooooood, girlfriend! #
• 10:59 Don't know what's going on w/our SOY cams, but hope it will resolve itself by the time we get back from the gym. Other cams are up. #
• 13:38 Back from the gym & feeling groovy. Going to have soup for lunch & listen to This American Life. It's a NO TELEVISION day for us. #
• 16:07 Christmas-themed photo shoot shopping (nearly) DONE; spent $284.95 so far (doesn't include stuff we already had/does include some extras). #
• 17:11 Just got back from fan mailbox and shopping for dinner-time groceries. Feeling wired. Need a transitional task to focus my mental "powers". #
• 18:20 Carefully balancing budget. Writing a card / sending a check to my mom as kinda payment on loans/help for her to get cast-friendly clothes. #
• 18:46 Just peed in a cup (been doing this often); hoping for pink line to materialize saying I'm ovulating. #
• 20:49 Had a lovely dinner & more TAL. Hanging out in our chatroom now. Alone. Listening to Twin Peaks soundtrack. My glasses are dirty. #
• 22:37 I keep forgetting how much exercise exhausts me when I've let myself get totally out of shape. Ready to drop dead right now. #
• 01:39 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . stretching feels SO FUCKING GOOD. Absolutely transported; exercise is starting to pay off with near-bliss. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:14 Just whined at Delia because she was going to go to the gym without me. Why doesn't she let me know BEFORE she's leaving so I can get ready? #
• 11:20 Why didn't loudtwitter publish yesterday's tweets on my blog for me? Glargh. Must hurry 2 get ready 4 gym now. It's, like, crack of dawn! #
• 15:22 Just bought a fake Christmas tree off ebay to use as a porn shoot prop. Hope it's as cool as it looks in the picture. Must now get costumes. #
• 16:45 Me, written up by Bonnie Ruberg in The Village Voice: rurl.org/ci8 Don't remember saying EXACTLY all those things, but cool anyway. #
• 16:49 My mom is being operated on now. Wish I could be there to help her & my sister. I mean, I sort of wish that. And sort of am glad I'm not. #
• 18:50 Poor Delia. Just spent 45 minutes venting all of my family complaints to her. As I ran out of things to bitch about: "AND they have CATS!" #

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