My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:14 Just whined at Delia because she was going to go to the gym without me. Why doesn't she let me know BEFORE she's leaving so I can get ready? #
• 11:20 Why didn't loudtwitter publish yesterday's tweets on my blog for me? Glargh. Must hurry 2 get ready 4 gym now. It's, like, crack of dawn! #
• 15:22 Just bought a fake Christmas tree off ebay to use as a porn shoot prop. Hope it's as cool as it looks in the picture. Must now get costumes. #
• 16:45 Me, written up by Bonnie Ruberg in The Village Voice: rurl.org/ci8 Don't remember saying EXACTLY all those things, but cool anyway. #
• 16:49 My mom is being operated on now. Wish I could be there to help her & my sister. I mean, I sort of wish that. And sort of am glad I'm not. #
• 18:50 Poor Delia. Just spent 45 minutes venting all of my family complaints to her. As I ran out of things to bitch about: "AND they have CATS!" #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter