My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:10 I dreamt my period started. This is a depressing dream to have when you're hoping you're pregnant & been trying for months now. #
• 10:56 Browsing around for pregnant content to buy so I can launch FertileTrixie.com before I'm actually showing (once I get positive results). #
• 13:10 Horrifying how ugly most porn content for sale is. Ugh! I need to eat something and regather my wits. #
• 13:43 Just started snowing -- kinda liking it. Shot some video and pics for fun of the dog in the snow. It's always the dog in the snow. #
• 13:47 Must brainstorm content I can make today by myself that isn't too ambitious, but still makes me happy & members will like. Delia's show day. #
• 13:50 Going to have some lunch and gaze out at swirling snowflakes while I'm doing that (listing content/shoot/story ideas w/ MAGIC fountain pen). #
• 15:24 Sitting on the toilet waiting for the poop to emerge is SO FUCKING BORING when you've got nothing good in the bathroom to read. #
• 16:05 Now that Delia's done in the bathrooms, I'm going to take a bath and get ready to shoot myself. That sounds bad, but never fear. #
• 17:37 Just shot a very hairy masturbation video. Feeling cranky about what my office lacks, though (ability to get into a comfortable position). #
• 18:59 Have been capturing video and still have to edit it, so the WebWhore Headquarters cam on SOY will be down til I'm done. #
• 21:10 Going to cuddle Delia in bed & read while video encodes then uploads (might take an hour or two). #
• 23:33 Uploading members-only vlog before I post my update: over twenty minutes of video of me furiously stroking my clit with my fingers. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter