My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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• 05:50 OMG it's not even 6 am and I can't fall back to sleep. Mosquito bite, chirping birds, headache, hunger and light all conspire against me. #
• 10:57 Had some caffeine, a luna bar and a tylenol and fell back to sleep on the couch. Would like to keep sleeping, but have shows to do. #
• 11:49 Reading up again on side effects of Clomid since I am having a bit of a hard time. Going to have to keep lights down during show: headache. #
• 12:24 I've been so constipated lately (another clomid side effect?) that every little rabbit turd I'm able to squeeze out feels like a coup. #
• 12:57 4 minutes to showtime and I'm feeling sultry. #
• 14:27 Had a fairly pleasant low key show with a terrific orgasm (in spite of the repeated "deeper! DEEPER!" commands from the peanut gallery). #
• 15:25 Researching potential rentals for good shoot locations. Getting very hungry. #
• 23:18 Letting my imagination run wild with potential cool development for our site members. Not a sure thing, but it would make people happy. Me 2 #
• 23:41 So I need to call it a night now; would have been to finish my update for members, but I promise the diversion will be better if pans out. #

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• 10:24 Too many dreams about electrical fires & flooding, but still I slept heavier than I have in weeks. Very good. #
• 11:40 Read some Rumi while I ate my breakfast. Going to edit photos now for members. There will be pee. Peeing standing up, no less! #
• 12:54 My machine is very bogged down working with these gigantical photos while my brain is bogged down looking at my high-res cellulite. #
• 13:15 Going to attempt nude sunbathing; must find way to shield self from neighbors. #
• 13:57 I am so pale that it only took about ten minutes naked outside to develop warm pinkness. Now getting ready for lunch & a Delia shoot. #
• 15:16 Struggling to find/decide on new gallery/save settings for larger pictures. My machine is struggling, too. Need to reset, I think. #
• 16:14 Getting really irritated at picky annoying time-consuming detail work of comparing a billion different settings for photos. I want 2 b DONE! #
• 16:22 I need to step away from the computer. Pics taken in forest w/ lots of detail & different shades of green = GIANT file sizes. #
• 16:36 Why am I still sitting here?!? Dammit . . . I need to stop worrying about this. I just hate taking so long to get one goddamned thing done. #
• 16:51 Delia knows & loves me so well; she brought home nectarines. Mmmmm! Love the smell. Going outside to eat one in the sun now. #
• 18:38 FYI: my girlfriend looks motherfucking ADORABLE. Heading out for a shoot. Keep fingers crossed that our location will be deserted. #
• 20:29 Back from our outdoor shoot with ant bites & allergies, but it was all worth it (I hope; haven't downloaded the pics yet). #
• 20:48 Delia's making a delicious enchilada soup. The dog & I are hovering around her in the kitchen begging for scraps of chicken. #
• 23:02 Going to watch some Deep Space Nine & go to sleep "early". FYI: I have not replied to ANY email lately so don't feel bad/take it personally. #

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• 09:31 Woken up an hour too early by Dell calling at fucking 9 am about extending a warranty. Grrrrrr . . . need to unplug phone at night. #
• 09:39 I wish I had a Robert Mitchum movie laying around I could masturbate over. #
• 13:18 Doing the bathe 'n shave in prep for an outdoor shoot we're attempting. #
• 14:17 Okay -- we're off! Wish us luck that no one catches me flashing my beaver outside. #
• 16:03 Back home. I think we might have been spotted by a lady with a beard & golden retriever. Time for dinner. #
• 16:16 It's been two months or so since we ate out while in town so we're going to go get some mexican food from our amigos. #
• 17:39 Trying to free up space on a hard drive to make room for pics we shot today; really need to get more storage. #
• 20:49 2 pretty photos from our new camera & some of my early midlife crises processing: tinyurl.com/468fj8 #
• 21:16 Going for a walk, just the two of us (leaving the dog at home). #
• 22:22 Back from our walk. I've got sweat rolling off my back. I never used to sweat rivers like this; is it from drinking more water? Or my fat? #
• 22:52 We're going to the store for some soup. I need to suck down some hot salty broth. #

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• 10:41 Can barely lower my ass onto toilet seat after exercise yesterday; thighs are swollen jello. Kind of hot, actually . . . swollen jello. #
• 10:52 Wishlisting books about night & low-light photography. #
• 12:02 Started our day with more "basics of taking pictures with real cameras" lessons. And cookies. #
• 12:04 I need to figure out how to syndicate feeds and/or run headlines on a site without wordpress-reliant widgets, etc. My groin is tense. #
• 12:37 Took a b vitamin to try to help my brain. Now I'm going to take a nice, hot, magnificent shower. #
• 13:55 Revamped my daily, weekly & monthly goals. Going to get some stretchy exercise now. #
• 15:15 If my distractability were 2-3 times worse than recently I would need to be institutionalized. It (& companion issues) is seriously bad. #
• 20:40 Taking the dog and the new camera for a walk. #
• 21:34 Our new camera? Fucking awesome. It even FEELS more pleasurable to shoot -- it's so snappy and real/mechanical sounding. #
• 22:06 Ooohing & aaaahing over pictures we took with the D300 -- fucking incredible. The pollen on the poppies, the grain of wood, our dog . . . #
• 22:39 Darn -- not sure if I am going to be able to get to my niteflirt callbacks; pleasant surprise that people are scheduling them, though. #
• 23:53 Annoyed by how little interest Holly Madison shows in boxing. Stop tossing your platinum locks to and fro, doll, and pay attention! #

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• 09:45 Barely awake after exhausting night of super-active dreaming. SOY cams seem to have disconnected at some point so logging those back in. #
• 10:01 Brewing some tea & restructuring my weekly goals into monthly. #
• 11:09 Going to get some fresh air and exercise. Will try to remember to breathe in a conscious way instead of holding my breath. #
• 11:20 Scratch that. Going to stay home because it *looks* like our new camera is out on our town's streets making its way here!! Need to sign 4 it #
• 11:42 Reading about neurofeedback for treating ADD, anxiety, etc. Depending on cost I might give it a try. #
• 11:46 Oops, meant to say biofeedback, not neurofeedback. #
• 11:51 Nevermind: neurofeedback is a type of biofeedback. And no matter how you slice it, ritalin is way cheaper. #
• 12:51 I may not have won "Gas for Life" or any "Pepsi Stuff" but I did enjoy eating an apple outside in the sun today so I'm still a winner. #
• 13:54 Picked out and posted some new galleries on trixie.com. My fave is the footjob in the hay. #
• 13:57 Yay! Pap test came back negative (good) AND hpv test came back negative which is actually a big surprise (a good one). Yay immune sys! #
• 14:31 Ohhhh my goodness. Trying to do "slowrobics" and could only make it halfway. Because I'm slooooooooooower than slow. #
• 15:15 Squeeee! Our new Nikon D300 just arrived. We're lovingly unpacking it, charging batteries, oohing and aahing. #
• 16:05 Going to have a late lunch, watch some Entourage while we consume our food and then dig into learning about our camera (if battery charged). #
• 19:00 Ordered another battery and the special battery grip thingy for our camera. Watching a dvd that came with it. Because we are dorks. #
• 20:17 Had some coffee because my brain was Phhhhft. Going to the store now for (gulp) cookies. The kind with the chocolate swirls on top. BAD! #
• 01:24 Fiddled around with my keyboard for awhile then fantasized about custom clothing. I am a slob. Need new clothes/uniform that fit(s) me. #

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• 11:36 Long sigh . . . our cable is down again. On the phone AGAIN. Sorry most cams will be down during this problem. #
• 11:50 Cute. After sitting on hold for a long time TWICE, I ultimately was disconnected by their CMS both times. Hope it comes back up soon. #
• 12:05 Okay, we're back up to capacity again. Cams back to normal, life going on. Hope this means we got our downtime done for the week. #
• 15:11 How did it arrive at 3:10 pm so quickly? Hmm. At least I finally got my promos finished, fixed/re-finished & mailed out. Hope they work. #
• 15:40 Ummmm, okay. Looking at someone's copycat version of my site design. Guess that will urge me to finish the new design. Sigh. #
• 16:10 Had a little turkey sandwich for lunch; now have errands, chiefly getting $200 overcharge taken care of (bought $20 item, rang up $20+$200). #
• 18:23 I'm a dork; it totally soothes me to buy/sift through/touch shiny, polished rocks. Glad my errands are done. Reading some photography tuts. #
• 19:33 Woops! Forgot I was cooking rice, sat back down to work, & totally burned it. Good thing the dog howled or I might've burnt the house down. #
• 21:30 Finally watched "Secret Lives of Women" porn stars episode featuring Buck Angel -- so awesome on so many levels. #
• 21:36 Need to reset my machine; it's hanging up/acting lame. Might edit some video so don't be surprised if WebWhoreHQ cam is down. #
• 21:39 Quick sentimental tears brought on by an email from a fellow webwhore and another from one of my early phone sex guys. Feeling love/d. #
• 23:25 Time to take my clomid and hit the sheets. Think this shit gives me even wackier dreams than usual. Wish I could have dreamless sleep. #
• 01:06 Will I ever tire of watching Mike Tyson's Greatest Hits? Doubtful. Need to go to sleep soon, though. #

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• 09:19 Was going to attempt to stay off of computer this morning until after I'd done other things, but ummm . . . I haven't quite managed that. #
• 11:38 On my way to get a massage. Neck & back & heart & head will be much happier. #
• 13:48 Just got back from my massage where I of course shocked the hell out of her when asked what I do for a living. It's hard to resist telling. #
• 13:49 Delia made me a delicious post-massage lemony beverage with mint and green tea and love. Going to enjoy it away from the computer. #
• 16:46 Just got back from the store where I procured turkey, etc. for club sandwiches. And my god, my body feels SO MUCH BETTER after massage. #
• 17:45 Goddammit -- we keep missing the end of the fights because I forget I have to record the shows *after* the fights to get the end of them. #
• 21:20 Working on promo galleries. I know, it seems like I'm *always* working on promos. Problem is I worry they're not good enough & never finish. #
• 23:01 Post-massage soreness means that I feel like someone brutally kicked me while I was down from head to toe . . . but in a good way! #
• 00:49 Started more than I planned to, will finish (for real!) tomorrow. Need to eat now. My ass is falling asleep, by the way. Too. Much. SITTING! #

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• 09:58 Still have a song playing in my head from my dream. Thinking of all the special ways to make today count. #
• 12:28 Mix made for my show, fresh tape in the camcorder, Rx picked up, massage appt. made for tomorrow. Time for a quick bath & shave. #
• 14:09 Had a great Orgasm during show. When I opened my eyes saw a message in chat from "Josh": "average at best". Way to ruin a climax. #
• 14:22 Going to reset my machine, have some lunch, then work on posting video for members. #
• 16:45 Finished posting video for members & now time to get ready for another show. Sleepy from period; wonder if I can squeeze in 30 min. nap. #
• 20:39 Delia just got sad news that her grandma died. I'm glad I got to meet her once. #
• 21:21 Watched some boxing and now we're going to go take the dog for a walk. #
• 22:49 Our walk was awesome & especially fun because we just BARELY missed being cut off by the high tide (it was going out/no real danger). #
• 23:33 I should be getting ready for bed but I got sidetracked lusting over pics & vids of big booty latinas. #

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• 09:56 Dreamt of big black cloud sweeping over us w/ snow & sudden ice. My mom & I trying to rescue birds; she made mistake w/powerful hair dryer. #
• 10:46 Taking a cam down so I can edit some video. #
• 10:55 Seattle area people: Delia & I are planning to do the Pride parade on 6/29 if anyone wants to meet up with us. Still planning/details later. #
• 11:51 While vid processes I need to get ready for our trip to Seattle for nephew's 2nd bday party. Present wrapping, showering, etc. #
• 12:12 Supposed to start taking clomid again tomorrow yet doc hasn't phoned in rx. Just discovered most of our SOY cams are down too. Pooo! #
• 12:44 Praise the Lord & Hallelujah! I just took a shit and found three tampons in my luggage, etc. This calls for a celebration . . . #
• 13:51 Yay! Finished rendering vids in time to upload them while we're gone. Put on my "positively speaking" bracelet to remind self not to be ass. #
• 13:52 And the bracelet so far isn't working. Switching it to other wrist & starting fresh after whining I look like a fat little dumpling of shit. #
• 13:59 Okay; heading out the door in a moment. Probably won't be home until late tonight. Looking forward to hugging Mr. Squishypants. #
• 23:56 Just got back home. Barely missed the 9 pm ferry; had to wait for the 10. Tired. Shows tomorrow & beginning of another batch of Clomid. #

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• 09:15 Watching Deadliest Catch then sleeping in bed full of itchy tortilla chip crumbs turned into extensive nightmares about having crabs. #
• 09:39 Annoying sounds on repeat in bedroom: bird: CHEEEEEP chee chee chee chee! Truck backing up: BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP! Bird: CHEEEEEP chee (etc.) #
• 10:19 Overcast & gloomy today. Brrrr . . . it's cold in WebWhore Headquarters. I think I'll light some candles to make everything jolly and warm. #
• 10:49 A dorky admission re: the moon & our conception attempts: tinyurl.com/6z8gcg #
• 11:03 Going to capture & perhaps edit some video; one of my cams may be down (or up and down) during these processes. #
• 12:14 Grrrrr . . . cable down AGAIN. They're sending a technician out. I'm fucking NOT hiding my dildos for this. #
• 12:42 Grrrr: Abe's of Main: SHIP my fucking camera, don't call me & try to upsell 2 days later under false pretenses. #
• 13:11 Afraid to make lunch since I don't like being interrupted & cable technician hasn't showed yet. Need to eat, though. #
• 13:46 Great. Fucker is here RIGHT when I serve up my lunch. Had to log out cams (duh). #
• 14:39 I wish I were in a warm, dark, sound-proof room getting a 24-hour massage & being spoon-fed soup. Feeling overwhelmed & interrupted. #
• 15:17 Going for a brisk walk to gulp fresh air. My plan is to vent physically and come back home less of an asshole. #
• 16:38 Blessedly schooled by a teenage boy out of my asshole state of self-induced jackassedness. Will try to blog about it later. NOT sexual, fyi. #
• 17:36 Wishlisting shoes: I am in dire need of new shoes for walking/pseudo-running. #
• 18:14 About to do a Delia shoot. #
• 19:00 Nico was so good during our shoot; not one howling interruption! Now it's dinnertime. I might need a nap afterwards. #
• 19:01 By the way, I am painfully, irritatingly horny. #
• 19:09 Huh. I don't usually twirl my clit with my LEFT hand, but I guess having the remote in my RIGHT changes things a bit. #
• 19:22 Okay, NOW I'm ready for dinner; just needed to come to some old reliable toons (3 guys in button up shirts on the couch, DOING things). #
• 23:14 Got grossed out listening to the sound our knees make when we straighten our legs; we're getting old. Errrrrr. Older. #
• 01:11 Did some before-bed full-moon stretching then discovered our SOY cams were disconnected AGAIN. Logged them back in. Now to bed. #

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• 10:08 Finally got a whole night's sleep thanks to rigging our curtains so the dog wouldn't keep opening them, prematurely exposing us to sunshine. #
• 10:34 Delia lovingly went and bought me my breakfast provisions so I'm going to fill up, then get ready for us to go get our hair brightened up. #
• 11:52 On our way to get our hair done. Be back blonder. #
• 15:00 Starving & verging on an ADD meltdown from too much time at the beauty parlour. #
• 16:46 I have a pesky headache from hunger, hair-bleaching chemicals, and hearing too much chitter chatter. #
• 16:48 Ohmygod, seriously! Could our connection be any fucking slower? Jesus H Christ. I guess this means I have PMS. Want to SCREAM. #
• 17:34 Still have a headache. Reading about a large video sponsor screwing its affiliates. Good times, good times. #
• 18:10 Ughhhh . . . our main net connection is down (and with it most of our cams) and my mouth tastes metallic like I just ate a fork. WTF? #
• 18:29 Connection came back up after spending fifteen minutes on hold with cable company. Logging cams back in now. #
• 18:40 Taking a very annoying phone poll that said 1 minute, but giving every permutation of pres/vp contests. Voting dems no matter what! #
• 19:27 Yay! Delia is home from the gym. More cuddle time! All I want to do is pass the time until I find out whether or not we're pregnant. #
• 19:39 Groan . . . our connection took another shit. Looks like it will be an up and down night with all but our Rude cams. Sorry folks! #
• 20:55 Going to the store for (what else?) more refried beans, green onions, and maybe some other green food like avocado or smelly thai basil. #
• 22:59 The simultaneous orgasms Delia and I just shared were definitely THE BEST part of today. #

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• 09:01 Had an orgasm in my sleep giving myself a handjob in my dream; woke up with cramps. OK now, but super duper sleepy still. #
• 09:22 Today (& most days) 7 hours of sleep is 1.5 to 2 hours of sleep too few. Can I get a witness? No? Okay, then I'm going to get more sleep. #
• 11:49 More wanking dreams but alarm went off before I came. Had to get myself off watching J/O porn, cramps or no cramps. Outcome = no cramps! #
• 12:47 Just did my usual Monday morning bill pay / checkbook assessment routine. Feeling shaky and hungry. #
• 13:19 Sooooooooo . . . we have, like, no money this week. But we will have a camera! As soon as pmt clears I will order it. Hurry hurry hurry! #
• 15:37 Wrote a letter to CC co. re: my horrid 22 cent underpayment. Ugh. Need to reset my computer; webwhorehq cam will be down for a few. #
• 17:47 Been browsing, downloading & testing wordpress themes for side projects. It's way too fun/addictive. #
• 18:46 Now that I've pooped THREE TIMES today I think it's safe for me to take a shower. How much more pooping can one woman do in a day? #
• 20:20 It's getting to be dinnertime. And cuddly tv time. AKA we love each other like old people who've been together forever time. #
• 22:18 Rarin' to go, trying to choose between 1) making promos, 2) shooting moon pix, and 3) stretching & moondancing. #
• 22:37 Uhhhhh, got sidetracked watching my show archives for potential promo clips. I wish I were as cute in real life as when I'm hamming on cam. #
• 23:19 Just ordered the new camera. Can't wait for it to get here! Or maybe I *can* wait. Hmmmm . . . the pressure. The learning curve. #
• 00:08 Mmmmm . . . stretching feels even better when it bites because you're so tight. It's like an exquisite rediscovery of your body. #
• 00:18 Going to bed now with _The Hobbit_. #

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• 08:22 Up too early again. Still crampy in a strange way & hoping it's a sign. Have to run to the store for luna bars with their folic acid, etc. #
• 09:08 The fucking happy hippy store wasn't even open yet. Pleeeeeeeeeeease, give me a break! #
• 09:19 Going to have my breakfast then let this sleepiness overtake me. #
• 11:23 And NOW I have attained enough sleep. Let the day begin! #
• 12:11 I need some kind of a lunchtime snack. Life would be so much easier if I could still eat cheese. #
• 12:58 Andrew Blake: your porn is very nice, but fuck you for saying that blue collar people are not "thinking people": tinyurl.com/6zcnoh #
• 13:04 Apparently I need to reset my computer before it's willing to let me edit photographs. #
• 14:24 Been editing photos, convincing self that they're not *that* horrid. Amateur charm & all that. Tummy growling; need to pause for food. #
• 16:32 Crying a little but tempted to break down and bawl listening to Laurie Lewis doing "Black Waters" (bluegrass protesting strip mining). #
• 18:13 Putting together my (sorta) Married Years gallery for members. Need to take a break for dinner, though. #
• 20:16 Uploading galleries for members and trying to figure out how much time we can spare traveling/visiting for my nephew's 2 year birthday party #
• 20:22 OMG. Looking at pics of my nephew and his excrutiatingly painful beautiful wonderful awesome cuteness. #
• 21:05 Either I have pms or I'm pregnant. Or I've become the most easy-to-weep woman I know. "Miles from the Lightning" plus nephew's pics = tears. #
• 21:09 Galleries taking forever to upload; going to get up from machine for awhile & put fresh air on my red hot face. #
• 21:15 Tomorrow I am going to have to make a date with a really sad movie while Delia's at the gym & cry my ass off. Need a flush or something. #
• 21:52 A wee bit of a blog entry: tinyurl.com/6czpf8 #
• 22:03 Uploading members-only vlog & putting the finishing touches on update for members. #
• 22:37 Pics of my boobs & butt plus a couple of insights: tinyurl.com/5du3o9 #

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• 08:58 Goooog. Woke up at 6 am feeling restless and crampy and just generally strange. #
• 09:13 Interrupting more camera research for some breakfast. #
• 10:20 Have some errands that I *must* take care of now/today. Laughing at women on goodreads offended by someone with "sexy hobbit" fantasies. #
• 12:24 I love it when our dog requests love/quality time. Instead of outside, she led me back to bedroom w/music & I massaged/plucked/petted her. #
• 12:25 Glad I canceled shows today; errands done, going to have some lunch & maybe a nap, do some work, then prep for party we're going to tonight. #
• 12:37 God, I want to eat a whole roasted PIG. Don't know what to prepare as an alternative (since we have no swine, no spit, etc.). #
• 12:42 Sometimes I think I'd rather shit in a hole in the ground every day than have to deal with a toilet that plugs up. #
• 16:36 Have been frantically googling & reading about cramps after orgasms, implantation, pregnancy, etc. #
• 17:26 Avocados are so incredibly smooth and delicious. Nothing really holds a candle to them. Just fingered remnants out of inside of peel & ate. #
• 17:49 Oh no! Where's my octopus necklace? My precious . . . . was going to have Delia wear it; will look perfect on her. #
• 17:58 Found it! I am funny-looking & happy about a new shirt I got today; had eye on it, today was marked down 50% from $48 to $24. Score! #
• 22:18 Just got home from barbecue/party. Twas fun, even for my socially awkward self. #
• 22:22 OMG: the funniest: www.websiteoutlook.com/www.trixie.com I love pretending I own a domain worth almost $66k. Not true, but yeah. #

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• 09:46 You know you love your friend & her husband when the 1st thing you do in the morning is reply to his email that Obama is the antichrist. #
• 09:47 Clarification: *I* don't think Obama is the antichrist (or if he is, I'm perfectly happy to be part of what ushers in the apocalypse). JK! #
• 09:59 Just wrote a letter to the IRS who inexplicably changed our address by one digit so stuff being sent to wrong house. #
• 11:00 I feel like I've been accomplishing things for the past hour, but I don't remember specifics. Pooping was one, and then . . . . #
• 11:36 I suppose it's time I eat something. Didn't get enough sleep so don't be surprised if you see me napping afterwards. #
• 14:00 Has anybody used www.chipin.com for collecting donations? Especially SEXY type people? Uses paypal: interested in reviews. #
• 14:45 Wow! Checking out sproutbuilder.com/ & discovering things like google forms, etc. #
• 16:20 Prepping for a Delia shoot. Happy I will be BEHIND the camera today instead of in front of it. #
• 16:39 Shoot is a no-go because 1) Delia's got post-laser stubble stripes that won't shave off, & 2) our camera sucks. Shopping for new. Hi debt! #
• 17:36 Made an online CC pmt so we can "afford" to max out buying the Nikon D300 on Monday or whenever pmt posts. Gah!! #
• 19:01 Did my good deed of the day & called my mom back; she wanted to know if her hotmail account was worth big money! Bwahahaha! #
• 21:08 Had some dinner and settled in to watch a little Colbert, some DS9, and Friday Night Fights. #
• 22:33 Does anyone have a laziness fetish? Because I could be turning YOU on right now . . . all day and all of the night. #
• 00:22 Just had sex and a sweet, delicious orgasm followed by cramps. Curtains open, moon shining behind clouds, new age music playing. #

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• 09:20 Oooogh, it's morning. Our Rude live house cams machine reset itself (LOUDLY) at 3 am. Today is going to be a shoot day, among other stuff. #
• 09:28 I'm *really* cranky this morning. Hope that doesn't spell PMS. Our dog is being insanely loud & talky now that she has our full attention. #
• 09:39 Oops. It's too early to call the bookstore and find out if they have a book I *need*. Clearly I'm waking up too damned early. #
• 09:56 It's really stupid how I'll be totally PARCHED and not get off my ass to get some water to drink. #
• 09:58 Okay. I got myself a tall glass of water even though my tea will be done brewing in a couple minutes. Tea doesn't = plain water anyway. #
• 11:48 I had some breakfast, read a little of _The Hobbit_, and fell back to sleep. Now I'm up again for the 2nd time with a better start/mood. #
• 12:00 Reading Goddess Glory's YouTube woes (always interesting, the dumb standards & ways they fuck you): tinyurl.com/5rxabv #
• 12:41 It's shower time. I know, that time of year again, right? Just kidding! I took one just last month! #
• 13:58 My hair is too clean, I can't find my good slippers, & I'm hungry. Other than that, life is totally sunshine & butterflies. #
• 14:08 Q: does google analytics ever show you the exact PAGE traffic came from or only the domain? I'm newish to using it, want exact pages/links. #
• 14:26 Found my slippers! Also found sudden infestation of little ants with eggs in our mailbox/all over today's mail. This happens overnight?!? #
• 14:36 I'm hella hungry. Heating up beans. It's a mistake to wait this long between meals (bfast at 9:30 . . . lunch not til 2:45?) #
• 15:54 Pigged out & cried watching some Northern Exposure. Bought someone a book that's special to me; wish I could get it for all my friends. #
• 16:04 About the google analytics /full referrer thing; just found something that might be the remedy: tinyurl.com/5nwwtr #
• 16:10 Man, why haven't I been using google analytics up until now? Why haven't I implemented it on every page in our empire? I'm a dumb ass. #
• 16:49 Shit; I forgot I left shows on my Rude schedule from last week so totally just didn't show up to one. Canceled the other in time, but barely #
• 17:14 Am I the only lazy fucker who waits years to set the date/time on camcorders? Hmm. Doing some shaving & make-upping for shooting. #
• 18:24 Have to cloak the cams while we're doing a shoot; besides making me self-conscious I think it ruins the magic when the content's posted. #
• 19:18 That wasn't our finest shoot, but we had a good laugh about it; cum got catapulted totally out of frame/wrong direction. Funny shit! #
• 21:13 I. am. exhausted. *lump* #
• 00:26 I'm very easily "touched" today in terms of shit on television making me tear up. So You Think You Can Dance? Over and over. #
• 00:34 Oooh! Called Delia into the bathroom as I looked at my face in the mirror to confirm that my SKIN looks amazingly beautiful. Milk 'n roses. #
• 00:55 I suddenly have a desperate urge to vibrate myself to orgasm. But I'm too lazy to do so. Even though it takes very little effort. Feel shy. #

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• 20:14 We're back home & sleepy after our shopping trip. I think I need a half hour on the toilet with a book to relax into a poop. #
• 20:54 We're all having some down/quiet time now. I lit some candles & put some smelly oil on to warm; going to grab a book and curl up with it. #
• 00:36 SCORE! Hours of fierce debates re: Holly Madison & Les Savy Fav's performance of "Patty Lee" on Conan Obrien. Such fun . . . #
• 03:28 Too sleepy to figure out what to tweet. Wonder how insane our conversations & fiery arguments sounded & looked on the spycams. #
• 03:31 I wonder how many voyeurs are watching me now enjoying their mornings & imagining I'm up early rather than up late. #

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• 09:31 Doing some laundry, paying some bills. Delia's at the gym so I'm alone w/my cranky morning ass which makes me enjoy myself. No guilt. #
• 11:02 Tummy growling; going to have some tea and my usual luna bar. I must be SO folic acidic. At least that's one thing I'm doing right. #
• 12:59 Just got back from running some errands. Lunchtime & more cleaning to commence. #
• 14:59 I'm so proud of myself for stooping to clean the smut/mildew off the bottoms/edges of sliding glass doors. Fucking gross. Tea tree oil ftw. #
• 18:43 Just had deliciously greasy tacos and are getting ready to go see Sex and the City. #
• 00:25 Sorry we're not on cam, but we're having too much fun semi-off-cam without audio. It's personal! #

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• 10:34 Today is going to be all about cleaning house & pulling together members-only updates. And getting exercise. And trying not to fall asleep. #
• 11:06 Scanner froze up. Trying to reset it now but it's not cooperating. Don't you think Mephisto Waltz is a good score to accompany a poop? #
• 11:20 Or was it Photoshop that froze? Okay. Maybe it's time to reset this bitch altogether. WebWhoreHQ cam will be down for a couple minutes. #
• 12:56 Working on replying to emails. First had to slog through the ones requiring I manually set up access to BloodyTrixie. Boring/time consuming. #
• 13:16 Delia's getting ready for her show. Hmmmm . . . what to eat for lunch all by my little lonesome? Feeling sleepy again. This is nuts! #
• 13:32 Fantasizing about the spa, a massage, warmth, water, nakedness, noodles, rice, eggs, green onions, etc. And more massage & heat. HOT! #
• 14:02 Sigh. Apparently Delia's show is at 3, not 2. Which means our calendar is wrong. I hate that. #
• 15:02 My latest bitch about GIANT TORTILLAS: tinyurl.com/6m23bo #
• 15:21 I'm totally doing something and enjoying it very much but I don't want to tell you what it is. My secret. #
• 18:43 After dinner & a tawdry tv fest (super sweet 16 & the wonderful "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant") we're housecleaning. I'm half-assing it. #
• 18:46 Impossible to open windows & air things out because bastard fucking neighbors have woodstove smoking. IT'S JUNE, FUCKERS! #
• 21:09 I dream of the day when I can have a soundproof room. I seriously feel like I'd rip my hair out to have silence. Even earplugs not enough. #
• 21:48 Pic of my fat face and post about my "feelings": tinyurl.com/5fsrst #
• 23:24 Going to take a mini-bath and get ready for bed. I'm nauseated. #
• 00:00 Wanted to blog about something that made me cry, but thinking about it made me start crying again. And I don't want to, so no blogging re: #
• 00:22 Have a headache from trying not to cry. No worries, though; the trigger was only a song so don't be concerned. #

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• 10:32 Nice: started day with a little stretching & exercise. Time for breakfast, then getting ready for show(s). #
• 11:15 After a week or 2 without, I'm having a mug of tea WITH SUGAR & peanut butter on luna bar as a treat. Want it to be special/perfect. #
• 12:18 OMG. Accidentally wrote ck for $580.00 instead of $580.22 & bank charged me late fee/missed pmt & raised interest rate 6 points. Fuckers. #
• 12:23 I'm going to try not to masturbate during my shows today; I'm petrified orgasm/cramps will interfere with implantation. #
• 12:24 Of course I already did today (masturbate to orgasm) but those are cramps! They wash sperm in inseminations to *prevent* cramps! How diff? #
• 14:15 Post-camshow I am left feeling like doing a campaign to let people know that sustained, pleasant *smiling* IS work. #
• 16:49 I'm the queen of naps lately; why am I so insanely midday sleepy? I think it's my exercise intolerance; muscle formation exhausting me. #
• 17:20 Took another B vitamin complex and am going to drink a bunch of water; hope that juices me up for next show in 40 minutes. #
• 20:36 Been googling lots of shit about fertility, sensory integration disorder, cysts on the vulva, etc. Now it's time to eat dinner. #
• 21:52 Watching "The Man Who Knew Too Much". #
• 23:10 I have all the motivation of a bowl of tepid jello. The only thing I might accomplish is growing more solid & resistant to pressure. Donuts. #

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• 09:43 Plan for the morning: more sex, breakfast, news flash with members only, then a lame ass getting-to-know-you new doctor appointment. #
• 14:44 Surprise pap smear caught me off guard. I know I shouldn't be embarrassed of having a cum-filled cunt, but I was. #
• 17:47 Took a nap; was feeling sleepy from ovulatory cramps that kept waking me up last night & from general overstimulation. #
• 18:54 I think we're getting ready to do a Delia shoot. Trying to think fertile thoughts. Sperm? Meet egg! Yes, now . . . activate & implant! #
• 19:56 I blog some of the songs I *loved* as a child that informed me re: womanhood, music, talent, drama, etc.: tinyurl.com/4e9caj #
• 21:02 Going to listen to poop, listen to the Connie Francis songs again, and just pack it in. Our connection is really laggy tonight. #
• 21:58 A little sidetracked watching cute Japanese girls giving head to bananas on youtube. #

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• 09:32 Special seminal seed planting coming up in a few on the ballroom/bedroom cams. #
• 10:44 That instead cup insertion for sperm-saving was a little tricky; might have backfired. Very sleepy now. Couldn't sleep last night/had cramps #
• 12:36 I have a couple of hours to do some tawdry writing before getting ready for News FLASH! Hope I can finish something nasty for members. #
• 14:30 Did some off-cam masturbating with my fave Anais Nin story (Hungarian Adventurer). Going to have some lunch & warm my cold feet. #
• 14:37 It's always funny that I, a hermit with a deep desire to be invisible, broadcast 24/7 spycams. Where is my invisibility cloak? Need dark. #
• 15:55 News FLASH! in five minutes. Members: access it & dork dance tonight through Rude on our LIVE SHOWS page. #
• 17:06 News flash was fun! No one brought this up, though: avn.com/video/articles/30610.html So disturbing in so many ways. #
• 17:11 My office smells SO GOOD, like kukui nut lotion, melted candy corn, vanilla, & my fave Horn of Plenty perfume. Rare not to smell like farts. #
• 17:16 OMG. The shit the prosecutors said is just horrifying: avn.com/law/articles/30592.html Inserting a speculum is degrading?!? #
• 20:49 Getting ready for dork dance. Using a different cam/site/computer setup than usual so hope all goes well . . . #
• 22:21 Making another conception attempt, this time in missionary because it's easier to insert instead cup after to hold the cum against my cervix #
• 22:54 Simultaneous orgaZm does happen in the real world. In my real world. Now for a call with my wanker. #

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• 10:53 I've been so sleepy. So so so sleepy. Hope it is just my body dealing with the increased exercise. Speaking of ex, going to do some now. #
• 12:03 I have five hours now to do, basically, everything. Head in a spin that aches for more sleep & body craving a warm, radiant heat floor. #
• 12:50 Why do I feel like barfing? What the fuck is wrong with me? Why do I want to order up one restful coma to go? #
• 12:55 Ohhhhhh, I see why. Having my LH surge. Coming up: egg(s) a poppin'. Sex tomorrow & Friday morning. #
• 14:18 Harumph. Main connection took a dive. Reconnecting cams now. Drinking Emergen-C hoping it will pep me up. #
• 15:24 Trying to exit a stupid discussion on a web"master" board. I hate myself for going to those places. Taking a shower to wash IT off. #
• 16:56 It's hockey and chat and dinnertime all at once. The best part? We will engage in all of these things IN BED! #
• 23:04 Pussy smells good on my fingers. Going to brush my teeth, fill up my hot water bottle for my feet, & try to decide which book to take to bed #
• 23:06 VOYEURS: we'll be fucking Thursday & Friday morning on cam since I got a positive on ovulation predictor kit (OPK) for LH surge. #

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• 08:40 Yikes; starting the day down two hours of sleep which for me usually spells trouble. Chat in 20 minutes. If no one comes, I'm sleeping. #
• 11:05 Hanging in chat for a few more minutes, printing out my credit report which I haven't attacked in 2 years. #
• 13:16 Online credit dispute only allows 120 characters to explain. Even Twitter gives 140! That isn't enough to contest something, but we'll see. #
• 14:02 oops -- I got too excited about plugging in my new usb hub / mood lamp and crashed my cam. Try again, Trix! #
• 14:56 I had to move my members-only news flash session from tonight to tomorrow night due to extreme fatigue. My mouth tastes like coins. #
• 14:58 A couple of new cams came so my desk cam on housecamz is back up. Waiting for other to arrive to decide what to do with each of them. #
• 17:54 I had to take a little nap. My mouth still tastes like metal after washing, brushing & eating. Afraid Hong Kong cams were poisoned/toxic. #
• 18:12 Comparing my clomid prescription to other people's. Why do these bitches get 150 mg and I only have 50 mg? Goddamn it, I cannot wait. #
• 19:12 Going to take a bath, absorb some cum, and get some sleep. #
• 20:04 Damn . . . how come I'm so exhausticated? #
• 20:11 Most recent conception trick read:insert Instead cup after sex to keep the cum IN & swirling around cervix. Cup now planted on nightstand. #
• 20:17 Rather than News Flash tomorrow night I've scheduled Stanley Cup chat if anyone feels like hanging out while watching Game 6. #
• 20:19 RE: Obama; I've been excited leading up to this, but now I'm tense anticipating the potential ugliness. If we thought Hils was bad . . . #
• 21:01 Ugh. WHY do I delude myself into thinking it's possible to have a rational discussion on porn pimp boards? I guess for the traffic. #
• 22:05 Yum: best aromatic combo of Skin Trip lotion, Delia's spicy scent, and SEX. That is the smell of us, of home, to me. #

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• 10:19 It's morning! It's payday/bills day! It's Monday! I like Mondays. Sometimes I even like morning. Today is one of those days. #
• 11:44 Starving for breakfast. Put another chat session on schedule for today at 4 pacific (another at 11 pm pacific). Must eat now. #
• 14:11 Doing some exercise on the parlour cam but I look like a dork so don't watch me, k? #
• 14:14 Ugh -- forget it; I hate it when these fitness shows require you have a billion special gadgets to do their routines. #
• 15:32 Okay -- I managed to get over an hour of exercise in anyway plus some food. Hope Delia comes home from gym soon: forgot rent check. #
• 18:27 Just had dinner and watched some hockey (I sorta fell asleep for a few minutes, too). Getting ready to go see Indiana Jones now. #
• 22:35 Enjoyed Indy. Considering moving out of PT. Have a chat coming up in 30 minutes; hope noone tells us who won the hockey game. #
• 23:31 Mmmkay -- everyone must be asleep so I'm leaving my empty chatroom to get in bed and watch the rest of the hockey game (if it all recorded). #

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• 11:21 I have a hot date in bed with Hiro, YT, Da5id, a Rat Thing, a hot mug of tea, and a luna bar. #
• 13:01 I love reading about Mike Hammer eating sausage in a diner while I'm unloading a big fat turd in the toilet. #
• 14:40 Writing a letter with proof to the fucktards on Bainbridge Island who erroneously gave me a parking ticket at the ferry terminal. #
• 16:08 Heating up some food (beans & rotel, what else?!?) & ordering some perfume I can tolerate for Delia: BPAL's "The Hesperides". Yum! #
• 17:33 Getting ready to do some belly dance exercise in 30 minutes on parlour cam: chat afterwards at 7 pm pacific in WebWhoreHQ/members-only chat. #
• 19:04 Grrrrr! Crazy fucking neighbor kid in our yard again. NOT okay after telling the cops my bf makes her uncomft/was on their property (a lie). #
• 21:32 I'm in members-only chat for another thirty minutes, fyi. The people seem afraid and leave when I try to talk to them. #

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• 09:47 Resetting all of our SOY cams; when I woke up & checked the thumbnails were on site, but they all said "Not Connected" on our machines. #
• 10:31 Diving into breakfast of Good Earth tea, luna bar, and more _Snow Crash_ #
• 11:05 I can always relate to writer website FAQs re: lack of time to respond to fans: tinyurl.com/669q5g #
• 11:20 Just bought a certain cam domain relating to yesterday's research. Now I need to reset my machine, capture some video & get ready for shows. #
• 11:53 FYI for voyeurs: SOY WebWhoreHQ cam is down while I capture video. Still waiting on replacement cam to arrive for alt view on housecamz. #
• 14:31 Reading the latest on the Max Hardcore case & feeling hunger pains. Disappointed I forgot to record/archive the show I just finished. #
• 16:43 Naps are good, mmmkay? #
• 20:36 Had some dinner after my show and now we're lazily watching the DVRd hockey game. Waiting on pee test results for potential ovulation. #
• 22:18 OMG -- I *love* watching this female cage fighters. SO HOT and inspiring. Total fucking girl power. #
• 23:26 Taking a break from the cage fighting (or whatever they call it) to try to decide if I want to eat more things to make me more bigger. #

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