My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:01 Had an orgasm in my sleep giving myself a handjob in my dream; woke up with cramps. OK now, but super duper sleepy still. #
• 09:22 Today (& most days) 7 hours of sleep is 1.5 to 2 hours of sleep too few. Can I get a witness? No? Okay, then I'm going to get more sleep. #
• 11:49 More wanking dreams but alarm went off before I came. Had to get myself off watching J/O porn, cramps or no cramps. Outcome = no cramps! #
• 12:47 Just did my usual Monday morning bill pay / checkbook assessment routine. Feeling shaky and hungry. #
• 13:19 Sooooooooo . . . we have, like, no money this week. But we will have a camera! As soon as pmt clears I will order it. Hurry hurry hurry! #
• 15:37 Wrote a letter to CC co. re: my horrid 22 cent underpayment. Ugh. Need to reset my computer; webwhorehq cam will be down for a few. #
• 17:47 Been browsing, downloading & testing wordpress themes for side projects. It's way too fun/addictive. #
• 18:46 Now that I've pooped THREE TIMES today I think it's safe for me to take a shower. How much more pooping can one woman do in a day? #
• 20:20 It's getting to be dinnertime. And cuddly tv time. AKA we love each other like old people who've been together forever time. #
• 22:18 Rarin' to go, trying to choose between 1) making promos, 2) shooting moon pix, and 3) stretching & moondancing. #
• 22:37 Uhhhhh, got sidetracked watching my show archives for potential promo clips. I wish I were as cute in real life as when I'm hamming on cam. #
• 23:19 Just ordered the new camera. Can't wait for it to get here! Or maybe I *can* wait. Hmmmm . . . the pressure. The learning curve. #
• 00:08 Mmmmm . . . stretching feels even better when it bites because you're so tight. It's like an exquisite rediscovery of your body. #
• 00:18 Going to bed now with _The Hobbit_. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter