From Twitter 10-30-2009

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From Twitter 10-29-2009

• 00:12:30: Jesus -- Facebook has really become totally fucked up. Like . . .TOTALLY.
  
• 01:22:13: @AaliyahLove69 I know, it's a hysterical notion. I know part of why we all do it though is we love it. Most of the time, anyway. ;)
  
• 10:50:27: Do not spam me, intellichat, about your deceptive and annoying fake-chat script. I don't want anything to do with it.
  
• 10:52:59: RT @ashleysteel: Any girls use ImLive that have missing earnings? This company has been stealing hundreds from me for months now!
  
• 11:02:28: Note: I know nothing about ImLive - just passing the info along for people who might & can compare notes with @ashleysteel.
  
• 12:22:58: Just completed my most satisfying duty of the day.
  
• 13:27:09: @philgs Bwahahaha!! Exactly right!
  
• 13:29:42: Logged an extra cam into SOY so voyeurs can watch me get a little of the exercise I *need* and am overdue for.
  
• 17:33:10: Mmmmm . . . my hair is nice and shiny after a shower and some straightening.
  
• 18:23:10: I cannot stop picking at my head cannot stop picking at my head cannot stop picking at my head.
  
• 18:33:03: Lame that "Nadja" is not on this list of best Vampire movies: http://is.gd/4HGW2 but non-vamp movies are! FYI: I love Shadow of the Vampire!
  
• 18:52:02: Phew! Scary Hairy Halloween Pussy stuff is done & uploading just in time for us to go see a movie. I will present it to members upon return.
  
• 21:40:45: You may mock me, but I enjoyed Vampire's Assistant. I love Willem Dafoe and Salma Hayak. Not great, but certainly not unpleasant.
  
• 22:10:19: @rollertrain I *want* to be a Buffy fan & am in theory, but it hasn't worked for me in practice. Especially not that musical thing.
  
• 22:33:53: I must've uploaded part of my gallery to the wrong folder; can't find it and have to upload it again to the right spot. Taking FOREVER.
  
• 22:46:23: I'm turning the heat on in WebWhoreHQ tomorrow -- no more of this coldness for god's sake!
  

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From Twitter 10-28-2009

• 11:57:28: Check out @DeliaTS free little free teaser video for Halloween: http://deliats.com/Newsletter/October09/index.html
  
• 14:06:19: OMG: the cuteness! @DeliaTS is decorating our guest room for more Halloween shooting using stuff @AmberLily loaned us. I want them to visit!
  
• 15:26:32: I posted some pics of busty goddess Dors Feline & my reactions to this season of "So You Think You Can Dance" here: http://is.gd/4GnUI
  
• 19:06:58: Wasting way too much time answering interview questions for a magazine. I doubt my answers are going to be what they want to hear.
  
• 20:12:11: About to shoot some pictures of @DeliaTS. She is looking cutecuteCUTE!
  
• 21:15:17: It's hard to believe, looking at these pictures of @DeliaTS, that she's having the milestone birthday she's having on Saturday.
  
• 23:40:11: I'm desperate to have a whole day off, like, TOMORROW, but that is so not going to happen tomorrow or any day in the near future.
  

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From Twitter 10-27-2009

• 00:17:50: My vulva just became hot while I looked at a still photo of Paul Newman from "The Drowning Pool".
  
• 10:28:14: I have to get out & go get a B vitamin shot or I will just . . . just . . . I don't know. The words don't come to me when I'm deficient.
  
• 13:59:43: I am such a sucker: letter soliciting donations from our nephew's preschool with his pic totally brings tears to my eyes. Can't describe.
  
• 14:56:59: Exercising would be really healthy right now. So would making more $, but to do that I have to sit here on my ass building promos. Sigh.
  
• 16:08:01: I could've sworn that I posted a blog entry all about the chess set I want, but I can't find it!
  
• 23:33:49: Just in case you've neer seen it, this site rocks: http://www.deadtrixie.com (VERY DISTURBING, fyi). No relation to me. ;)
  
• 23:38:49: Okay, I got the Halloween promos done and sent out to some people and now I need to retire to our bedroom. Maybe have a snackydoodle?
  

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From Twitter 10-26-2009

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From Twitter 10-25-2009

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From Twitter 10-24-2009

• 01:04:18: RT @DeliaTS: Just finished shooting a set of @tastytrixie for Halloween. She was having some naughty fun with a feather duster ;-)
  
• 01:05:21: There's a possibility @DeliaTS and I might get it on. All of that teasey camera fun, even silly Halloween stuff, makes us fidgety.
  
• 01:27:58: Mmmmm . . . wet and juicy and so much fun!! I hope some people were awake and spying on us while we were getting it on.
  
• 01:46:45: I have got such a good life. Such. A *fucking*. GOOD. LIFE!!
  
• 10:57:55: Very excited about editing and posting one of the sets of pics we shot last night. Well, two of them, but @DeliaTS is in charge of one.
  
• 11:01:30: Ooh! Someone who used to get shows with VenusSexGoddess posted a comment on what he liked about her camshows: http://is.gd/4zBIs
  
• 11:23:51: Tearing up reading @AmberLily's post about one of their cats passing away: http://is.gd/4zCX2 Losing pets is hard.
  
• 12:24:17: Our main connection is down (cable) for our whole county with no idea when it'll be fixed so most of our cams are down. Just 2 up on SOY.
  
• 13:14:48: Okey dokey -- our cable is back . . . and so are all of our cams! Back to pic editing.
  
• 13:15:20: @evilchris Congrats & glad to hear you aren't giving up on boobies. I was worried when you mysteriously tweeted a career shift.
  
• 13:19:57: I know this will piss some chicks off, but I'm not exactly happy about the way my labia majora look like a loose, mature, wrinkly ballsac.
  
• 13:20:29: I mean, I understand that's pretty much what they are, but if I had the dough I'd seriously consider fat injections at this point.
  
• 13:21:18: Note: I don't think this would be an issue for me if it weren't for selling pictures of my cooch or if I were sixty years old.
  
• 14:04:03: Sometimes I get really pissed off at my sister's inability to a) help SCHEDULE family get-togethers, and b) actually fucking remember them.
  
• 14:10:44: Re: Bodies: the exhibition: they sell tix by time - does this mean you're funneled through like a tour / can't look at your own leisure?
  
• 14:12:45: @reptilegrrl Rad -- thank you so much for that info.
  
• 15:10:16: Little tub of chub is getting up from the computer for some exercise in the crisp fall air. Good for me, and good for YOU!
  
• 17:56:24: Walk was lovely, my members-only update is uploading, and we're about to eat deviled eggs!! Life is good.
  
• 20:57:55: Am I the only person who can't spell "hemorrhoids" without consulting a dictionary?
  
• 21:54:04: Some samples from the photo sets we're posting for members tonight & later: http://bit.ly/XaWLT
  
• 21:54:23: Yes, that's an EYEBALL in my cunt! Mwahahaha!!!
  
• 22:34:05: If you want a couple more free preview pics of me in my PVC maid costume, click here: http://is.gd/4AdO0
  
• 22:47:16: If I were smart, I'd go do some stretching right now. But if I were *lucky* I'd have a Thai massage artist to stretch me FOR me!
  

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From Twitter 10-23-2009

• 01:14:23: Do you ever brush your teeth before bed & run your teeth over them and think, "shit -- I really could have done a better job at that"?
  
• 11:29:46: Last night @DeliaTS read to me from Das Energi which made us laugh AND say, "whoah": http://is.gd/4xYC3
  
• 11:45:19: I love it when I poop very soon after waking up. Ten minutes to get my bearings, then . . . PLOP! Dead weight gone . . .
  
• 13:10:45: Apparently I just really needed a whole lot of sleep, because I ate breakfast, read a little, and went back to sleep for over an hour.
  
• 14:48:21: I wish Google Voice would let you upload .mp3's for my voicemail greetings instead of only recording live on the phone.
  
• 14:58:07: Does it surprise you that the dancing camel in this video arouses me? http://is.gd/4yeu4 It's hard to explain why that whole vid excites me.
  
• 15:13:04: I just want everyone to know that I will never, EVER pierce my belly button, my nipples, my nose or my tongue.
  
• 16:02:51: So sick of headaches. Need more stretching (more FREQUENTLY), less computer time & more massage. This really gets old.
  
• 16:39:13: Tempted to write one of those neurotic LJ-ish blog entries detailing headaches & listing possible sources. I'll try to restrain myself.
  
• 16:44:11: @DreamnetRob Yeah, I feel like an ass complaining about it since it's my own fault/I *know* better. High 5 to your wife for finding cure!
  
• 17:05:45: Oooh! @DeliaTS is all dolled up for one of our Halloween shoots! She has fancy, feathery eyelashes on, too.
  
• 18:09:03: I *think* that shoot was a success and @DeliaTS fans will be *receptive* to it, in a manner of speaking.
  
• 18:20:40: Very windy outside right now; a power outage could mess up our shooting schedule tonight more than any old headache.
  
• 22:53:28: Just shot a Very Scary Hairy Halloween Pussy set of pics. Oh my fans who prefer me shaved will CRINGE and WINCE with fear . . . mwahahaha!
  
• 23:08:57: Torn between a) wanting to shoot another set of pictures, and b) fiddling with & contacting customer support about new options for billing.
  
• 23:10:04: From the pics I shot of @DeliaTS tonight she posted this one as a preview for you: http://twitpic.com/mp9p1
  
• 23:26:33: @JaneBurgess SO glad you got a toy & aren't using a real candycane; I always cringe when I see girls using sugary things on their cunts.
  
• 23:33:39: Just found out about getting eu-debit set up on our sites, but am feeling hesitant for a few reasons. Guess we'll try it out anyway.
  

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From Twitter 10-22-2009

• 00:12:02: @EvilGrins Taking three huge dumps in one day doesn't indicate to me that I need *more* fiber in my diet! I only want 1 giant poop per diem.
  
• 00:43:05: Trying so hard to finish part of this project but sitting on my ass is KILLING me. Too much time at the computer is ass-destroying!!!!!
  
• 01:20:49: Moaned to @DeliaTS that I think I broke my asshole. She recommended I use her "splint".
  
• 01:22:15: Wanted to shoot with a cool purple scarf outside, but ditched that idea; long scarfs make me look even shorter than I am. TOO HOBBIT!
  
• 01:23:42: @stevencohmer No, not MY birthday -- it's @amberlily's birthday!
  
• 03:07:36: So I guess we're getting ready to go to sleep or something . . .
  
• 11:49:56: Feeling a little crazy, but mostly in a good way. Going to try to shoot & do one billeeyawn other little things today!
  
• 12:46:22: Of Trixie and friends and @AmberLily's birthday, hard work & satin panties: http://bit.ly/10SLn9
  
• 12:49:43: Just asked @DeliaTS, "did I poop yet?" Her response: "I don't know - I haven't checked your tweets yet".
  
• 14:12:30: For the rest of today I'm going to focus on my own shit and not worry about other people or try to manage their bullshit.
  
• 14:15:33: Must go downtown to buy accessories for H'ween shoots. And get some lunch. I'm looking very sloppy with not enough sleep.
  
• 17:26:55: Just got home . . . LOVE strolling downtown in the overcast fall when all the tourists are gone. Soooooooooooo sleepy now.
  
• 19:17:08: Yay! Got my google voice account invitation! Looking forward to customizing voicemails, etc. for fans & special wankers. Or other?
  
• 19:19:59: @bambidollface I *think* you go here & request an email. Mine took a couple of weeks: https://google.com/voice Good for a host of things.
  
• 20:46:33: @bellabellini @icammodel I don't know. I'd say give it some time, see if she gets back in touch with me or someone else, etc.
  
• 20:49:49: @icammodel I think what I just said: don't do it until someone has word from her that it's okay & an idea of how her situation is evolving.
  
• 20:50:33: My opinion: @icammodel There are a number of ways people can support her right now that don't require making those decisions. Very simple.
  
• 21:29:39: We're putting up Halloween decorations in two rooms in preparation for SPOOKY shoots! Most compliments of @AmberLily's stash of goodies.
  
• 22:50:42: Just did some cardio & stretching. Still feeling a little crooked, but much better.
  

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From Twitter 10-21-2009

• 13:47:48: Been working on a project but need to get outside with @DeliaTS and our dog for a walk.
  
• 16:38:12: I love the smell of wet forest and decay and sap and moss and deadfall and fir needles and cedar boughs.
  
• 17:04:20: Oh my! The Enumclaw horse fucker strikes again: http://bit.ly/IAJBQ
  
• 17:15:20: Fuck. I haven't seen my grandma in over a year. Maybe 2 years. And now she's having trouble recognizing people. This sucks. I'm late.
  
• 17:51:45: Getting excited about the possibility of doing something local that I have no time to do. Must FIND/make time, though!
  
• 17:58:05: RT @ramblingwebgirl: Overheard in the ladies room: "I've been so sick because the karma from my ancestors infected me at a cellular level"
  
• 20:40:34: Gross. I so want to fucking flame the right-wingers who just placed a polling call here pronouncing the word "homosexual" like a poison.
  
• 22:48:31: I've made three huge poops today; it's really killing my asshole. I need a little asshole slave to apply cool compresses & soothing salves.
  

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From Twitter 10-20-2009

• 01:13:35: A mentally ill person sent me an email. Have been reading his LiveJournal(s) & feeling really glad my brain never got quite that sick.
  
• 01:25:41: Really concerned about @UndressJess. Tried calling the only number I have for her. I guess it *is* the middle of the night, though.
  
• 01:37:11: My girlfriend's ass is developing/widening/poofing up quite nicely.
  
• 11:49:28: Dammit! The @UndressJess number called back while I was pooping.
  
• 12:50:46: I'm going now to pay a beautiful woman with strong hands to rub me (almost) all over.
  
• 15:11:24: OMFG I so needed that. I feel so healed, loved, and warm right now especially walking into house smelling of slow-cooking chicken taco meat.
  
• 17:06:34: Fans of @UndressJess - she had a stroke, can't read & expects to be in the hospital for a week. Very scary - send her hugs & help if you can
  
• 17:10:58: Please RT Fans of @UndressJess - she had a stroke, can't read & expects to be in the hospital for a week. Very scary - send her hugs & help.
  
• 17:22:19: In response to @wonderingsub: I found out @UndressJess had a stroke by calling her cell phone & talking to her.
  
• 17:30:54: @wonderingsub Yeah, she's talking but still having trouble organizing thoughts/words. Her reading & writing are more profoundly impacted.
  
• 18:05:59: Just posted a blog entry with more info about @UndressJess - http://bit.ly/lBXN0
  
• 20:57:49: OMG - this guy looks SO much better in this mask than I do: http://www.thebitchandtheboy.com (a @mzdevon project).
  
• 21:21:03: Don't you hate when you email someone about errors on their site but it turns out that it's just your own machine sucking ass?
  

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From Twitter 10-19-2009

• 01:51:31: I guess if I sat down at the piano more than three times a year I would play better. I would have to play better to want to, though.
  
• 02:08:47: It's late. We should go to sleep. But I really wish we had a giant jar of cold grape juice.
  
• 02:23:09: I'm smiling right now because I love http://hobostripper.com aka http://ecowhore.com/intro
  
• 12:16:49: Staying up until almost 4 in the morning didn't turn out to be the best thing to do. But not the WORST either.
  
• 13:14:31: About to jump into the shower. I'd really enjoy this hygiene process a lot more if we had fancy bathrooms & maids to clean them.
  
• 14:18:40: Getting ready for my show that starts at the top of the hour. A wee bit crampy. Trying to decide what to wear.
  
• 16:12:43: After fucking my ass with one of my fave little hard-plastic toys, I'm ready for some chili and a nap. I love butt-assisted orgasms.
  
• 18:03:44: @UndressJess Just spied on your cam to make sure you left. I really hope you're ok; when words get mixed up it's not a good sign.
  
• 18:15:48: So so much stuff to do. And so so tired. I don't even know where to start.
  
• 21:14:49: I'm getting things done! Hooray!! I want to edit a new promo vid, but not sure I have time to concentrate on it tonight.
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:30 I've got a show in 90 minutes / at noon pacific time. Members go here: www.tastytrixie.com/members/RUDE.html #
• 11:22 Need to do a little virus cleanup before my show. On my computer, that is. WebWhoreHQ cam will be down until showtime-ish. #
• 13:04 I got off so fucking hard on the smell of my hairy cunt during my show. Totally fucking intoxicated by that hot bush scent. #
• 14:03 New blog entry about My Hot, Intoxicating Bush: bit.ly/NlHbD #
• 14:26 Cramps are setting in; I'm going to chat in 30 minutes from bed so check out MoreBed and/or NightVision cam in members-only chat then. #
• 17:45 Just shot a set of pics for bloodytrixie.com -- why, I don't know, since I don't have time to pay attention to that site. #
• 17:48 It felt SO GOOD to put on one of my favorite wiggle dresses and be able to EASILY zip it up. I could get used to that feeling. #
• 18:17 I can't think of anything I really want to eat right now. Except a bloody fucking steak & some hash browns. Not an option right now. #
• 22:33 Fuck yeah . . . I've got my Madame Medusa look going ON in some of the pics we shot tonight! #
• 23:13 A couple of pics from the set we shot today with me wearing a maxi pad in sheer white panties: is.gd/4qk3m #
• 01:51 I guess if I sat down at the piano more than three times a year I would play better. I would have to play better to want to, though. #
• 02:08 It's late. We should go to sleep. But I really wish we had a giant jar of cold grape juice. #
• 02:23 I'm smiling right now because I love hobostripper.com aka ecowhore.com/intro #

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From Twitter 10-18-2009

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• 08:22 Taking down the cams in a bit because landlords are coming over. We hope for a SHORT visit, but the roof is leaking & it's raining hard. So. #
• 11:21 Okay, landlords are gone. I *think* all of the cams are back up, but let me know if something's missing or not working right. #
• 12:17 A few boxes got wet in the attic; just sorted through those. Always good to throw some things away. Nothing important ruined. #
• 12:18 And now? I want to eat and make up for some lost sleep & selfish time in bed. Maybe with my laptop. #
• 17:03 I'd have thought my period would've started by now. Maybe the new birth control pi lls I'm on changed things? Hmmm . . . #
• 17:07 @amberlily Hope tonight and tomorrow are as peaceful as possible and that you have time & space to just be sad when you feel like it. #
• 21:12 Mmmm . . . stars are out, we did some stretching, and now the smell of apple cider being warmed on the stove is wafting through the house. #
• 23:30 A totally boring blog entry from me: bit.ly/1LFd9z #

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From Twitter 10-17-2009

• 08:22:06: Taking down the cams in a bit because landlords are coming over. We hope for a SHORT visit, but the roof is leaking & it's raining hard. So.
  
• 11:21:26: Okay, landlords are gone. I *think* all of the cams are back up, but let me know if something's missing or not working right.
  
• 12:17:19: A few boxes got wet in the attic; just sorted through those. Always good to throw some things away. Nothing important ruined.
  
• 12:18:04: And now? I want to eat and make up for some lost sleep & selfish time in bed. Maybe with my laptop.
  
• 17:03:21: I'd have thought my period would've started by now. Maybe the new birth control pills I'm on changed things? Hmmm . . .
  
• 17:07:40: @amberlily Hope tonight and tomorrow are as peaceful as possible and that you have time & space to just be sad when you feel like it.
  
• 21:12:29: Mmmm . . . stars are out, we did some stretching, and now the smell of apple cider being warmed on the stove is wafting through the house.
  
• 23:30:41: A totally boring blog entry from me: http://bit.ly/1LFd9z
  

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From Twitter 10-16-2009

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:56 Eating a brownie & watching Mike Tyson crying on Oprah before bed was a bad idea; slept very poorly, dreaming of tear-stained Tyson. #
• 12:44 Getting ready to make the long trip to suburban malltown for @DeliaTS laser appointment & to pick up things we need for a shoot. #
• 21:04 So tired! Just got home; stuck in not one, not two, but THREE construction zones on what is already a long-ass drive. #
• 00:23 Tomorrow is going to be the giant day of housecleaning. I so can't afford to be devoting a day to that, but what can you do? LANDLORDS. #

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From Twitter 10-15-2009

• 11:56:17: Eating a brownie & watching Mike Tyson crying on Oprah before bed was a bad idea; slept very poorly, dreaming of tear-stained Tyson.
  
• 12:44:42: Getting ready to make the long trip to suburban malltown for @DeliaTS laser appointment & to pick up things we need for a shoot.
  
• 21:04:35: So tired! Just got home; stuck in not one, not two, but THREE construction zones on what is already a long-ass drive.
  

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• 06:44 Woke up to pee, sucked down some pepto in response to top ramen/brownie overload & haven't been able to go back to sleep. #
• 07:26 RT @mkhall: RT @MaudNewton 'Why make him into some Darth Vader / For sodomizing one eighth grader?' Trillin on Polanski: bit.ly/FrzfY #
• 07:28 Been sitting here for the past hour researching options for payment processing I've previously not considered much or needed updates on. #
• 12:22 Finally went back to sleep after @DeliaTS and I did some early morning fucking. Now I'm awake and possibly semi-refreshed. #
• 12:36 It's getting VERY windy here, so we could lose internet and/or power, and therefore cams. If we go down, you'll know that's why! #
• 13:48 Now uploading a pee video I just edited for members. Still have to put finishing touches on taxes, figure out how much $ I can send now, etc #
• 15:52 I smell like cum. Just like raunchy, wet fucking sex. Had to cover it up a little because we're going out to run some errands. #
• 17:59 Back from errands & dinner. Now I need to work on the rest of my members-only update for a couple of hours or so. #
• 18:05 @jo300033 I do hold back in my tweets sometimes when I feel like bitching even more than I alread y do or feel hopeless when I'm overwhelmed. #
• 19:17 About to take a quick bath while photo gallery uploads. Wearing a sign on my face that says "I'd rather be blogging". #
• 19:49 Decided to use lemon-scented bath oil on a soft baby washcloth to wash my anus and ass crack. Because I'm so slick & gentle like that. #
• 22:40 Members-only update posted . . . . finally! I need a bedtime snack now. #

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From Twitter 10-14-2009

• 01:06:05: Since almost all our checks come to me, @DeliaTS made barely any money on paper so I claimed her as a dependent. Fucking wacky, eh?!?
  
• 01:08:27: Seriously, I had to erase shit a bunch of times after discovering I qualify as "head of household". So bizarre since *I* depend on HER.
  
• 01:42:59: Speaking of wacky, I am hyped up and singing barber shop quarter type of songs: Ida, K-K-K-Katy, By the Light of the Silvery Moon, etc.
  
• 01:43:38: Make that barber shop QUARTET, not quarter. I also use my mouth to make the tap-dancing sounds in Silvery Moon, FYI.
  
• 01:44:27: Yeah, YOU TOO could be listening to/watching this crazy shit on our spycams. No fucking, just brownies & barber shop quartet sung solo.
  
• 06:44:07: Woke up to pee, sucked down some pepto in response to top ramen/brownie overload & haven't been able to go back to sleep.
  
• 07:26:54: RT @mkhall: RT @MaudNewton 'Why make him into some Darth Vader / For sodomizing one eighth grader?' Trillin on Polanski: http://bit.ly/FrzfY
  
• 07:28:15: Been sitting here for the past hour researching options for payment processing I've previously not considered much or needed updates on.
  
• 12:22:52: Finally went back to sleep after @DeliaTS and I did some early morning fucking. Now I'm awake and possibly semi-refreshed.
  
• 12:36:38: It's getting VERY windy here, so we could lose internet and/or power, and therefore cams. If we go down, you'll know that's why!
  
• 13:48:34: Now uploading a pee video I just edited for members. Still have to put finishing touches on taxes, figure out how much $ I can send now, etc
  
• 15:52:32: I smell like cum. Just like raunchy, wet fucking sex. Had to cover it up a little because we're going out to run some errands.
  
• 17:59:05: Back from errands & dinner. Now I need to work on the rest of my members-only update for a couple of hours or so.
  
• 18:05:32: @jo300033 I do hold back in my tweets sometimes when I feel like bitching even more than I already do or feel hopeless when I'm overwhelmed.
  
• 19:17:58: About to take a quick bath while photo gallery uploads. Wearing a sign on my face that says "I'd rather be blogging".
  
• 19:49:49: Decided to use lemon-scented bath oil on a soft baby washcloth to wash my anus and ass crack. Because I'm so slick & gentle like that.
  
• 22:40:32: Members-only update posted . . . . finally! I need a bedtime snack now.
  

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• 14:52 twitpic.com/lf593 - Now that my hair is soft & wavy, I'm back at the taxes. #
• 14:54 Huh. Why are all of my twitpics saying they have only been viewed once each? Bizarre. #
• 19:14 Had a lovely dinner laughing over Gossip Girl then took a beautiful walk in the woods as it fell dark. #
• 19:16 My poor wanker has constructed a very detail-oriented dodecahedron-reliant financial fuckery game, but alas: I'm too busy with taxes to play #
• 23:16 I think I really deserve a brownie or something after I finish these taxes. Okay, YES, I did waste some time playing a game, but still . #
• 01:06 Since almost all our checks come to me, @DeliaTS made barely any money on paper so I claimed her as a dependent. Fucking wacky, eh?!? #
• 01:08 Seriously, I had to erase shit a bunch of times after discovering I qualify as "head of household". So bizarre since *I* depend on HER. #
• 01:42 Speaking of wacky, I am hyped up and singing barber shop quarter type of songs: Ida, K-K-K-Katy, By the Light of the Silvery Moon, etc. #
• 01:43 Make that barber shop QUARTET, not quarter. I also use my mouth to make the tap-dancing sounds in Silvery Moon, FYI. #
• 01:44 Yeah, YOU TOO could be listening to/watching this crazy shit on our spycams. No fucking, just brownies & barber shop quartet sung solo. #

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From Twitter 10-13-2009

• 14:52:57: http://twitpic.com/lf593 - Now that my hair is soft & wavy, I'm back at the taxes.
  
• 14:54:30: Huh. Why are all of my twitpics saying they have only been viewed once each? Bizarre.
  
• 19:14:39: Had a lovely dinner laughing over Gossip Girl then took a beautiful walk in the woods as it fell dark.
  
• 19:16:34: My poor wanker has constructed a very detail-oriented dodecahedron-reliant financial fuckery game, but alas: I'm too busy with taxes to play
  
• 23:16:00: I think I really deserve a brownie or something after I finish these taxes. Okay, YES, I did waste some time playing a game, but still.
  

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From Twitter 10-12-2009

• 00:07:52: @UndressJess God, you make me blush. I think I look like a middle-aged slob, with my old-lady slippers & shit. Hopefully that's charming!
  
• 00:08:51: I would love to stay up all night working on current project, but tomorrow I need to be fresh; devoting Columbus day to preparing taxes.
  
• 00:11:10: @UndressJess Yes, but you look ADORABLE and so camgirly every time I sneak a peek at you. Cozy-at-home, yet fetchingly cute.
  
• 00:55:16: Being a night owl on the west coast means my PM tweets get buried. Good thing I post all my INTERESTING poop tweets in the morning, eh?
  
• 10:49:24: It's starting to get cold (finally). I'm kind of nervous about having more dark hours since I had such a hard time last winter.
  
• 12:14:27: I really enjoy reading lovingly-written reviews of my girlfriend's website: http://reviewshemales.com/images/delia/index.html
  
• 14:05:17: I'm totally supposed to be doing our taxes right now but have been hyperfocusing on continuing project began yesterday instead.
  
• 14:15:43: Oh dear lord. Just remembered my printer decided to stop working. This REALLY puts a crimp in tax day. Goddamn it to hell.
  
• 16:21:59: The good news is we ate and our printer magically began working again.
  
• 16:45:48: I know it's ridiculous, but I feel like I just can't go on without finding my tablets of lined yellow paper.
  
• 19:28:45: Logged in roving cam so you can see me sorting tax stuff at the kitchen table, bundled up because I'm too cheap to turn on heat.
  
• 22:41:30: Jesus FUCK, someone shoot me now. The fucking landlords are coming. At least they said they're not moving here anytime soon.
  
• 22:44:17: They live in Alaska so you know they had this trip planned well BEFORE today, but this is the notice they give? We have shows scheduled!
  
• 22:55:21: Didn't get taxes finished today, but I will tomorrow. Trying to look on bright side of landlord visit. Ummmmm . . . yeah. Hate deporning.
  

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• 12:06 Just woke up from disturbing dreams. Also my body feels uncomfortably weird to me when I move it around because it's lost some girth. #
• 12:20 My 3 year old nephew wants to dress us as the Powerpuff girl, Bubbles, for Halloween. ROCK ON!! #
• 14:37 @Mia If you use Amazon's MP3 downloader you don't have to enter your info every time; I love it; it's very 1-click & better than itunes. #
• 14:38 Been working on very boring administrative domain name stuff the past half hour. Necessary, time-consuming, and lame. #
• 19:46 So sad to disappoint people, but despite rumours, I've ne ver made a gazillion dollars as a camgirl. Details here: is.gd/4eLoj #
• 22:06 Past few hours: been working on a replacement for our current outdated system of listing new updates/archiving contents/making searchable. #
• 00:07 @UndressJess God, you make me blush. I think I look like a middle-aged slob, with my old-lady slippers & shit. Hopefully that's charming! #
• 00:08 I would love to stay up all night working on current project, but tomorrow I need to be fresh; devoting Columbus day to preparing taxes. #
• 00:11 @UndressJess Ye s, but you look ADORABLE and so camgirly every time I sneak a peek at you. Cozy-at-home, yet fetchingly cute. #
• 00:55 Being a night owl on the west coast means my PM tweets get buried. Good thing I post all my INTERESTING poop tweets in the morning, eh? #

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From Twitter 10-11-2009

• 01:40:35: Didn't wind up going to sleep early; have been up enjoying watching first three episodes of a British tv thing, "Peep Show". Laughing.
  
• 12:06:59: Just woke up from disturbing dreams. Also my body feels uncomfortably weird to me when I move it around because it's lost some girth.
  
• 12:20:58: My 3 year old nephew wants to dress us as the Powerpuff girl, Bubbles, for Halloween. ROCK ON!!
  
• 14:37:00: @Mia If you use Amazon's MP3 downloader you don't have to enter your info every time; I love it; it's very 1-click & better than itunes.
  
• 14:38:19: Been working on very boring administrative domain name stuff the past half hour. Necessary, time-consuming, and lame.
  
• 19:46:05: So sad to disappoint people, but despite rumours, I've never made a gazillion dollars as a camgirl. Details here: http://is.gd/4eLoj
  
• 22:06:49: Past few hours: been working on a replacement for our current outdated system of listing new updates/archiving contents/making searchable.
  

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• 10:15 When I blow my nose I feel like someone's pushing on my g-spot. What's up with that? Is this residual action from fucking last night? #
• 14:01 I enjoy it when older women -- strangers in public -- smile at my boobs. #
• 18:31 Any day where I get to see an owl is a great one. Hell, any week or month with an owl sighting. Needless to say, enjoyed our forest walk. #
• 18:32 Coming home to a house filled with the smell of pot roast cooking is just slow-cooked, delicious, DELICIOUS gravy on top. #
• 19:03 I think our dog has roid rage - - she will NOT chill out. #
• 19:11 15 Free porn pics of my GF, @DeliaTS wearing a zebra print g-string: bit.ly/2iTcys #
• 19:27 Sleepy & happy I finished a sorta unpleasant task of making up for a mistake that I made. And my mouth is WATERING from scent of pot roast! #
• 21:36 OMFG I can't wait to see Mike Tyson on Oprah on Monday. #
• 23:49 Can't decide between three good books I'm partway through: Lauren Bacall, The Blood Countess, or the first Trixie Belden. Tough choices! #
• 23:50 The profile pic & fresh avatar are perfectly scrumptious (& ladylike)! RT @Elligirl: Just revamped my twitter profile page. Chec k it out! :) #

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From Twitter 10-08-2009

• 10:15:31: When I blow my nose I feel like someone's pushing on my g-spot. What's up with that? Is this residual action from fucking last night?
  
• 14:01:50: I enjoy it when older women -- strangers in public -- smile at my boobs.
  
• 18:31:05: Any day where I get to see an owl is a great one. Hell, any week or month with an owl sighting. Needless to say, enjoyed our forest walk.
  
• 18:32:02: Coming home to a house filled with the smell of pot roast cooking is just slow-cooked, delicious, DELICIOUS gravy on top.
  
• 19:03:41: I think our dog has roid rage - - she will NOT chill out.
  
• 19:11:31: 15 Free porn pics of my GF, @DeliaTS wearing a zebra print g-string: http://bit.ly/2iTcys
  
• 19:27:38: Sleepy & happy I finished a sorta unpleasant task of making up for a mistake that I made. And my mouth is WATERING from scent of pot roast!
  
• 21:36:04: OMFG I can't wait to see Mike Tyson on Oprah on Monday.
  
• 23:49:01: Can't decide between three good books I'm partway through: Lauren Bacall, The Blood Countess, or the first Trixie Belden. Tough choices!
  
• 23:50:41: The profile pic & fresh avatar are perfectly scrumptious (& ladylike)! RT @Elligirl: Just revamped my twitter profile page. Check it out! :)
  

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• 09:09 Excited about waking up to belly dance music and the goal of sticking to our special work schedule. #
• 10:13 I need to capture & edit video so WebWhoreHQ cam on SOY will be down (still up on Rude & HouseCamz). #
• 12:30 Enjoying the efficiency of tidying house while videos are encoding. #
• 18:36 A list of things I'm enjoying about today: bit.ly/5I7dl #
• 20:29 Sometimes? After I eat dinner?? I totally fall asleep! #
• 21:12 Just recorded and am now uploading members only video blog post in two parts. Involves unsnapping my blouse a few times! #
• 21:14 twitpic.com/kok4k - The octopus necklace I mentioned in this post: bit.ly/5I7dl #
• 21:39 On my to-do list for a long time: recording guided meditations, pornographic/erotic and other for members. #
• 22:06 I think our dog got a little used to us taking her for long walks and she's letting us know by demanding to go INANDOUT. Then out! Then in!! #
• 23:18 Lighting candles, putting on sex tunes . . . you know what's next on the agenda. #

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From Twitter 10-07-2009

• 09:09:51: Excited about waking up to belly dance music and the goal of sticking to our special work schedule.
  
• 10:13:44: I need to capture & edit video so WebWhoreHQ cam on SOY will be down (still up on Rude & HouseCamz).
  
• 12:30:35: Enjoying the efficiency of tidying house while videos are encoding.
  
• 18:36:38: A list of things I'm enjoying about today: http://bit.ly/5I7dl
  
• 20:29:02: Sometimes? After I eat dinner?? I totally fall asleep!
  
• 21:12:20: Just recorded and am now uploading members only video blog post in two parts. Involves unsnapping my blouse a few times!
  
• 21:14:49: http://twitpic.com/kok4k - The octopus necklace I mentioned in this post: http://bit.ly/5I7dl
  
• 21:39:36: On my to-do list for a long time: recording guided meditations, pornographic/erotic and other for members.
  
• 22:06:57: I think our dog got a little used to us taking her for long walks and she's letting us know by demanding to go INANDOUT. Then out! Then in!!
  
• 23:18:50: Lighting candles, putting on sex tunes . . . you know what's next on the agenda.
  

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• 10:55 This is the 5th day in a row I've had a headache. Not severe, but I'm pretty tired of it. Need to do a better job keeping up on B shots. #
• 12:20 I am *amazed* that huge & satisfying poop went down the toilet! Anyway, going to log in our anywhere cam & do some stretching in the sun. #
• 13:15 During my wonderful stretch I realized something that I fucked up. Which answers a few questions. And I hope will be remedied shortly. #
• 14:06 Feeling glum because of making stupid, expensive, STUPID mistakes. Trying to do too many different things & failing. #
• 14:08 Ritalin would really help, but I'm almost ou t & don't want to take stimulants on top of a headache. #
• 14:10 Note: I'm not saying I want stimulants so I can do MORE, just so I can focus, switch gears, & concentrate on details. #
• 14:12 I would NEVER make it on board the Starship Enterprise with my attitude. I need a pep talk & tribadism session with Troi to fix me up. #
• 19:02 Just got back from seeing a great movie: "It Might Get Loud" - documentary featuring Jimmy Page, The Edge, & Jack White. #
• 19:15 I know bacon won't help my 5-day headache go away (& might make it worse with the nitrates) but dammit I WANT SOME! #
• 20:01 I did some dishes because @DeliaTS wasn't hungry yet and I needed to do something I could actually succeed at. #

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From Twitter 10-06-2009

• 10:55:27: This is the 5th day in a row I've had a headache. Not severe, but I'm pretty tired of it. Need to do a better job keeping up on B shots.
  
• 12:20:34: I am *amazed* that huge & satisfying poop went down the toilet! Anyway, going to log in our anywhere cam & do some stretching in the sun.
  
• 13:15:03: During my wonderful stretch I realized something that I fucked up. Which answers a few questions. And I hope will be remedied shortly.
  
• 14:06:49: Feeling glum because of making stupid, expensive, STUPID mistakes. Trying to do too many different things & failing.
  
• 14:08:12: Ritalin would really help, but I'm almost out & don't want to take stimulants on top of a headache.
  
• 14:10:02: Note: I'm not saying I want stimulants so I can do MORE, just so I can focus, switch gears, & concentrate on details.
  
• 14:12:34: I would NEVER make it on board the Starship Enterprise with my attitude. I need a pep talk & tribadism session with Troi to fix me up.
  
• 19:02:38: Just got back from seeing a great movie: "It Might Get Loud" - documentary featuring Jimmy Page, The Edge, & Jack White.
  
• 19:15:50: I know bacon won't help my 5-day headache go away (& might make it worse with the nitrates) but dammit I WANT SOME!
  
• 20:01:22: I did some dishes because @DeliaTS wasn't hungry yet and I needed to do something I could actually succeed at.
  

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• 09:54 Nothing like stepping outside into the golden sunshine for some fresh air & peace in the morning only to hear an air compressor start up. #
• 11:23 Just had a pleasant morning chat with my wanker, discussing chess, Roman Polanski, original ladies, and more. #
• 13:12 Feeling great after getting a B complex & B-12 injection and going to a meeting. The weather is fucking PRIMO! #
• 16:09 Getting into bed with the laptop and new age music to do some blogging & bide my time til dinner of pinto beans & salsa happens. Simple=good #
• 17:56 I wish @DeliaTS would be hungry already. #
• 21:17 Pics of our Spider In Residence & some thoughts/feelings on dying & death: bit.ly/12fDkJ #
• 22:10 @AaliyahLove69 With your hurt back it's probably a blessing to not carry extra weight. 5 pounds is a lot when you're little - good luck! #
• 22:19 @AaliyahLove69 That's about all we long-distance webwhores have time for is twitter friendship -- thanks & hugs! #
• 23:44 I think I need to get into bed with the @Lauren_Bacall autobio I've been dying to read. Mmmm, in bed with Lauren Bacall . . . dreamy! #

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From Twitter 10-05-2009

• 09:54:44: Nothing like stepping outside into the golden sunshine for some fresh air & peace in the morning only to hear an air compressor start up.
  
• 11:23:47: Just had a pleasant morning chat with my wanker, discussing chess, Roman Polanski, original ladies, and more.
  
• 13:12:30: Feeling great after getting a B complex & B-12 injection and going to a meeting. The weather is fucking PRIMO!
  
• 16:09:54: Getting into bed with the laptop and new age music to do some blogging & bide my time til dinner of pinto beans & salsa happens. Simple=good
  
• 17:56:40: I wish @DeliaTS would be hungry already.
  
• 21:17:38: Pics of our Spider In Residence & some thoughts/feelings on dying & death: http://bit.ly/12fDkJ
  
• 22:10:25: @AaliyahLove69 With your hurt back it's probably a blessing to not carry extra weight. 5 pounds is a lot when you're little - good luck!
  
• 22:19:24: @AaliyahLove69 That's about all we long-distance webwhores have time for is twitter friendship -- thanks & hugs!
  
• 23:44:35: I think I need to get into bed with the @Lauren_Bacall autobio I've been dying to read. Mmmm, in bed with Lauren Bacall . . . dreamy!
  

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