My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:15 When I blow my nose I feel like someone's pushing on my g-spot. What's up with that? Is this residual action from fucking last night? #
• 14:01 I enjoy it when older women -- strangers in public -- smile at my boobs. #
• 18:31 Any day where I get to see an owl is a great one. Hell, any week or month with an owl sighting. Needless to say, enjoyed our forest walk. #
• 18:32 Coming home to a house filled with the smell of pot roast cooking is just slow-cooked, delicious, DELICIOUS gravy on top. #
• 19:03 I think our dog has roid rage - - she will NOT chill out. #
• 19:11 15 Free porn pics of my GF, @DeliaTS wearing a zebra print g-string: bit.ly/2iTcys #
• 19:27 Sleepy & happy I finished a sorta unpleasant task of making up for a mistake that I made. And my mouth is WATERING from scent of pot roast! #
• 21:36 OMFG I can't wait to see Mike Tyson on Oprah on Monday. #
• 23:49 Can't decide between three good books I'm partway through: Lauren Bacall, The Blood Countess, or the first Trixie Belden. Tough choices! #
• 23:50 The profile pic & fresh avatar are perfectly scrumptious (& ladylike)! RT @Elligirl: Just revamped my twitter profile page. Chec k it out! :) #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter