My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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From Twitter 03-30-2010

• 08:58:51: My good morning anthem of the day is "Nut Bush City Limits".
  
• 13:00:47: Our dog is super happy that the sun is shining. She is frolicking in her gimped up, elderly way for EXTRA heartwarming sunshine points!
  
• 13:08:41: @UndressJess Good luck! I hope you get healed/healthy/awesome test results!
  
• 13:42:26: I accumulate way too much stress and waste WAY too much time and mental energy paying bills, buying shit, carefully balancing funds, etc.
  
• 20:17:22: Just got off the phone with our friends who are excited about their new Video on Demand site: http://nylonsonly.com - love it!
  
• 22:44:04: It's awesome how even when my brains are totally not working, I can pop in an exercise dvd & accomplish something healthy that feels great!
  
• 22:58:12: Crone moon looking gorgeous, fat, and chilly outside. Less pleasant = having a UTI symptom of constant pee-need with very little coming out.
  

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• 14:42 Got some serenity and now @DeliaTS and I are treating ourselves to a cozy hot lunch at our fave cafe. #
• 16:12 I can't decide what's most immediately important to work on today: blogging, building promos, or getting my next members-only update ready. #
• 18:22 How to suck my toes IN PERSON with free pics of my bare feet and bald pussy: tastytrixie.com/bare-foot/see-me-at-seattle-foot-night #
• 18:53 Took that formspring thing OFF my blog. Don't know what I was thinking. I do not WANT to communicate with anonymous folks for free. #
• 23:20 Dear twitter: I don't really want to sell twitter.com/freeporn but if I did, how much do you think it's worth? #

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From Twitter 03-29-2010

• 14:42:09: Got some serenity and now @DeliaTS and I are treating ourselves to a cozy hot lunch at our fave cafe.
  
• 16:12:42: I can't decide what's most immediately important to work on today: blogging, building promos, or getting my next members-only update ready.
  
• 18:22:02: How to suck my toes IN PERSON with free pics of my bare feet and bald pussy: http://tastytrixie.com/bare-foot/see-me-at-seattle-foot-night
  
• 18:53:22: Took that formspring thing OFF my blog. Don't know what I was thinking. I do not WANT to communicate with anonymous folks for free.
  
• 23:20:48: Dear twitter: I don't really want to sell http://twitter.com/freeporn but if I did, how much do you think it's worth?
  

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• 09:31 LOL RT @UndressJess: @tastytrixie So I'd feel weird being like, "Um yeah my name is UndressJess". It's like saying my name is "Ride A Bike" #
• 13:52 @reptilegrrl Since it's only the 2nd bout she's had in months & we can't afford to do anything/she's too old if it IS something bad, so no. #
• 13:53 @reptilegrrl Also, she's better this morning/today. She really only has one or two trips to the vet left in her life @her age/mobilitylevel. #
• 13:55 I'm way overdue for some cardiocising or whatever you call it. Could use fresh air, but instead doing indoors, bottomless, for spycam v alue. #
• 15:04 @reptilegrrl We've talked to our vet a couple of times about pain mgmt & they haven't helped so far; have to take her in for shots soon tho. #
• 15:05 @reptilegrrl We did do the cortisone, though, but won't do it again. She is still in good spirits so that is a big impact on our approach. #
• 15:52 Heating up my favorite easy lunch: meatless mushroom meatballs in masala sauce with hot greasy tortillas. #
• 16:11 Brewing chai & queuing up Fargo to watch with lunch. I might have to drop off into a nap, too. But not while I'm eating. Maybe afte r. #
• 21:50 Okay yeah I did just masturbate to this video again: tastytrixie.rude.com/v/wqyrx9fiMEv #
• 22:23 Yeesh! This wind has been crazy since last night: wunderground.com/US/WA/510.html#WND I can't wait for @DeliaTS to get home safe. #
• 22:25 wunderground.com/US/WA/510.html#WND I can't wait for @DeliaTS to get home safe. Kinda want to stay up all night w/ full moon &wind. #
• 23:17 There's no doubt about it: kombucha makes my legs drunk. #

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From Twitter 03-28-2010

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:22 It feels like I'm about to make up for the poop I never had yesterday. #
• 10:35 Vote for RIVER for witch next door on helpfulmagic.com (easy registration, cool site - glad hobostripper introduced us to it). #
• 12:15 Hooray for Saturday morning poop #2! I am officially all caught up in that department. #
• 12:25 I've got a webcam show coming up at the top of the hour: Members go here & click the Rude link: tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
• 15:10 twitpic.com/1bd9b0 - I was angling to attract c ertain MILFy role plays in this cam outfit today. #
• 19:27 About to head to the store to pick up junk foods to make my gut even more disproportionate relative to my legs. My bod is pure comedy! #
• 20:30 I'd tell you that our dog shit in the house again except that would be three poop tweets in one day. Hope sensitivos are out for tonight. #
• 23:02 Looking at older pics of myself like this one: is.gd/b30Jr You just don't appreciate your skinny-ass legs until they're gone. #
• 23:23 Ah straight facebook account with weird stepfamily class & ethnicity issue vibes and memories of child molestation. So fucking confusin g. #
• 23:29 @bellabellini Ahhh, hugs to you - I hear you. (Also wanted to mention that I do not use wp as a cms in our members areas so far). #
• 23:32 @Toni_KatVixen I use wp on the free area of TT, but in all of our members areas we do not have a cms -- just all manual home designed stuff. #
• 23:33 @Toni_KatVixen We do use Arles to build our galleries though & I might start using wordpress for some special member stuff. All manual otw. #
• 23:36 @Toni_KatVixen Y eah, I think wp as a cms can work; I need to make some major changes to my wp-blog-as-front-page though. BONER KILLER. #
• 23:49 OH GOD AWESOME!!!! More random dog diarrhea slopped in our house!! She doesn't even let us know or know herself she needs to go OUTSIDE. #
• 00:17 It's surprisingly hard to get makeup tips for blue eyed blondes; our eyes & features are usually smaller than brown-eyed brunettes so DIFF. #
• 02:01 @UndressJess Oh you cutie pie! I only wish I'd have known ahead of time that the Trixie from Speed Racer was also Trixie Fontaine. <Mistake. #
• 02:06 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand at two in t he morning we discovered indoor dog diarrhea puddle #3 for the day. I hope this trend doesn't continue tomorrow. #
• 02:11 I hate when people who steal my content select the WORST of my photos to spread all around the interwebs to represent me. DOUBLY FUCKED. #

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From Twitter 03-27-2010

• 09:22:38: It feels like I'm about to make up for the poop I never had yesterday.
  
• 10:35:26: Vote for RIVER for witch next door on http://helpfulmagic.com (easy registration, cool site - glad hobostripper introduced us to it).
  
• 12:15:52: Hooray for Saturday morning poop #2! I am officially all caught up in that department.
  
• 12:25:11: I've got a webcam show coming up at the top of the hour: Members go here & click the Rude link: http://tinyurl.com/ourcamshows
  
• 15:10:46: http://twitpic.com/1bd9b0 - I was angling to attract certain MILFy role plays in this cam outfit today.
  
• 19:27:06: About to head to the store to pick up junk foods to make my gut even more disproportionate relative to my legs. My bod is pure comedy!
  
• 20:30:36: I'd tell you that our dog shit in the house again except that would be three poop tweets in one day. Hope sensitivos are out for tonight.
  
• 23:02:46: Looking at older pics of myself like this one: http://is.gd/b30Jr You just don't appreciate your skinny-ass legs until they're gone.
  
• 23:23:51: Ah straight facebook account with weird stepfamily class & ethnicity issue vibes and memories of child molestation. So fucking confusing.
  
• 23:29:59: @bellabellini Ahhh, hugs to you - I hear you. (Also wanted to mention that I do not use wp as a cms in our members areas so far).
  
• 23:32:12: @Toni_KatVixen I use wp on the free area of TT, but in all of our members areas we do not have a cms -- just all manual home designed stuff.
  
• 23:33:18: @Toni_KatVixen We do use Arles to build our galleries though & I might start using wordpress for some special member stuff. All manual otw.
  
• 23:36:06: @Toni_KatVixen Yeah, I think wp as a cms can work; I need to make some major changes to my wp-blog-as-front-page though. BONER KILLER.
  
• 23:49:35: OH GOD AWESOME!!!! More random dog diarrhea slopped in our house!! She doesn't even let us know or know herself she needs to go OUTSIDE.
  

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From Twitter 03-26-2010

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:24 The promise of spring was so shiny yesterday, but today I awoke to gloom. Oh well. Overcast is better for nursing a migraine. #
• 10:18 I vaguely recall dreaming about whistling a lot last night and people asking me where I'd submitted my work lately. #
• 14:33 Writing a post that's not even close to what an overdue blog entry on a porn site should look like. Feeling groovy, but need a food break. #
• 18:39 Singing along with sea shanties doesn't make me a dork does it? Me father was the keeper of the eddystone light, after all. #
• 20:41 @amberlily OMG that looks aweso me. #
• 23:07 I'm excited about the new (environmentally insensitive, I fear) toothpaste I got and going to sleep with hope of waking headache-free. #

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From Twitter 03-25-2010

• 09:24:15: The promise of spring was so shiny yesterday, but today I awoke to gloom. Oh well. Overcast is better for nursing a migraine.
  
• 10:18:58: I vaguely recall dreaming about whistling a lot last night and people asking me where I'd submitted my work lately.
  
• 14:33:46: Writing a post that's not even close to what an overdue blog entry on a porn site should look like. Feeling groovy, but need a food break.
  
• 18:39:33: Singing along with sea shanties doesn't make me a dork does it? Me father was the keeper of the eddystone light, after all.
  
• 20:41:54: @amberlily OMG that looks awesome.
  
• 23:07:05: I'm excited about the new (environmentally insensitive, I fear) toothpaste I got and going to sleep with hope of waking headache-free.
  

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• 10:14 NOT OKAY, handyman, to call sometime while we're sleeping then drop by within hours this morning. Inconsiderate jackass. #
• 10:54 I'm off to be tortured by the uber-femme at the hair salon. RETCH. #
• 14:47 Putting another layer of shine/top coat on my toenails before I shave and continue getting ready to shoot. #
• 15:51 Note: China Glaze's Strawberry Fields enamel is NOT shiny enough; putting on a third layer of top coat to try to add gloss. #
• 16:08 @Elligirl maybe this particular color is sort of gritty (only word I can think of) because of(?) a gold shimmer in it. #
• 17:30 @Elligirl See, I need more girlfriends to let me in on these secrets before I am drawn to those glittering flake bottles again! #
• 21:40 Oooh . . . @DeliaTS was hit up by a guy who is the perfect amount of local to us who could shoot with her. REALLY hope it works out! #
• 21:43 twitpic.com/1ar6z3 - Salon fresh blonde hair (also what I wore to record members-only vlog tonight). #
• 21:44 twitpic.com/1ar74e - The Virgin Mary all stretched out across my chest. #< /a>
• 22:12 Okey okey -- new video and vlog all posted up & ready for my members; a little past my goal of being done with work by 10 pm. #

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From Twitter 03-24-2010

• 00:45:55: Gazing upon my cheap golden high-heel sandals for tomorrow's shoot reminds me exactly what I'm doing all of this for. #absurdityoflife
  
• 00:48:46: Aaaaand another stressed-out tweet bites the dust in draft form.
  
• 10:14:27: NOT OKAY, handyman, to call sometime while we're sleeping then drop by within hours this morning. Inconsiderate jackass.
  
• 10:54:53: I'm off to be tortured by the uber-femme at the hair salon. RETCH.
  
• 14:47:46: Putting another layer of shine/top coat on my toenails before I shave and continue getting ready to shoot.
  
• 15:51:26: Note: China Glaze's Strawberry Fields enamel is NOT shiny enough; putting on a third layer of top coat to try to add gloss.
  
• 16:08:09: @Elligirl maybe this particular color is sort of gritty (only word I can think of) because of(?) a gold shimmer in it.
  
• 17:30:51: @Elligirl See, I need more girlfriends to let me in on these secrets before I am drawn to those glittering flake bottles again!
  
• 21:40:34: Oooh . . . @DeliaTS was hit up by a guy who is the perfect amount of local to us who could shoot with her. REALLY hope it works out!
  
• 21:43:35: http://twitpic.com/1ar6z3 - Salon fresh blonde hair (also what I wore to record members-only vlog tonight).
  
• 21:44:22: http://twitpic.com/1ar74e - The Virgin Mary all stretched out across my chest.
  
• 22:12:45: Okey okey -- new video and vlog all posted up & ready for my members; a little past my goal of being done with work by 10 pm.
  

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• 11:56 I have overpopulated my to-do list and am now going to get some exercise. Yes, on our spycams, BOTTOMLESS! tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 12:02 Errr, I will as soon as I can get this one shitty piece of software unfrozen: (webcamMax is the WORST & most expensive cam splitter!) #
• 12:10 Fark it fenceless! I have to reset our main cam machine. I'll try to get everything back up ASAP so I can burn some calories & frustration. #
• 12:24 Okay -- everything is back to normal and I am getting some exercise for real! #
• 13:36 Going to spend some of my altar money on a torture pedicure from the cheap place with people who HAVE NO CLUE. Better than doing it myself. #
• 17:20 I believe to the core of my being that it should be somebody ELSE'S job to detail my toilet, NOT MINE. #
• 21:00 2 of 4 video files done encoding & in the process of uploading; wonder if I'll get this hot hairy pussy vid posted tonight for members? #
• 22:51 If you saw me prancing around it's because I was trying things on to shoot in tomorrow after I get my hair done. I love what I decided on! #
• 23:57 Ooooh, just deleted the past two tweets I began knowing they'll rankle others. I guess I'm in a rankling mood this evening. #
• 00:45 Gazing upon my cheap golden high-heel sandals for tomorrow's shoot reminds me exactly what I'm doing all of this for. #absurdityoflife #
• 00:48 Aaaaand another stressed-out tweet bites the dust in draft form. #

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From Twitter 03-23-2010

• 00:54:37: Had a very pleasant call with my wanker. Going to have a midnight snack in bed now.
  
• 11:56:19: I have overpopulated my to-do list and am now going to get some exercise. Yes, on our spycams, BOTTOMLESS! http://tinyurl.com/spyonus
  
• 12:02:27: Errr, I will as soon as I can get this one shitty piece of software unfrozen: (webcamMax is the WORST & most expensive cam splitter!)
  
• 12:10:09: Fark it fenceless! I have to reset our main cam machine. I'll try to get everything back up ASAP so I can burn some calories & frustration.
  
• 12:24:23: Okay -- everything is back to normal and I am getting some exercise for real!
  
• 13:36:28: Going to spend some of my altar money on a torture pedicure from the cheap place with people who HAVE NO CLUE. Better than doing it myself.
  
• 17:20:56: I believe to the core of my being that it should be somebody ELSE'S job to detail my toilet, NOT MINE.
  
• 21:00:19: 2 of 4 video files done encoding & in the process of uploading; wonder if I'll get this hot hairy pussy vid posted tonight for members?
  
• 22:51:35: If you saw me prancing around it's because I was trying things on to shoot in tomorrow after I get my hair done. I love what I decided on!
  
• 23:57:42: Ooooh, just deleted the past two tweets I began knowing they'll rankle others. I guess I'm in a rankling mood this evening.
  

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• 09:49 Is this going to be the year of the moths? In the past week I've seen a lot more than usual inside, and a variety of types. Interesting. #
• 10:52 The first thing to make me LOL today: unhappyhipsters.com/post/457084995 #
• 11:31 FYI: yesterday I did very little work; it was like a real day off almost! AND we got a decent night of sleep, thank dog. #
• 11:50 Looks like not only did we miss belly dancing last night due to being sold out but it was Rachel fucking Brice. Now I'm really heartbroken. #
• 11:52 Seriously though . . . why did they not sell tickets in advance? I had no desire to arrive at a stinky bar hours early to get in. #
• 12:20 Time for a wee bit 'o cardio and some stretching. On our new widescreen parlor cam, members: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 13:59 Partaking of laugh therapy watching Zach Galifianakis' Absolut Vodka commercials on www.funnyordie.com #
• 17:04 Why, YES! I *did* just have three orgasms watching guys using fleshlight & one young man sucking his own rod (LOVE THAT). #
• 17:52 @durtee_gurrl Yeah, I have a bunch of them favorited (in the left hand col umn) on my profile here: rude.com/tastytrixie #
• 18:10 I love this blog entry @krissy4utgirl made about @DeliaTS with some of my fave leggy outdoor bikini pictures: is.gd/aTBNi #
• 22:12 Just ordered three more webcams (& other pricey computer/porn site stuff). Should help improve our a couple views of our bed & such. #
• 00:54 Had a very pleasant call with my wanker. Going to have a midnight snack in bed now. #

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From Twitter 03-22-2010

• 09:49:51: Is this going to be the year of the moths? In the past week I've seen a lot more than usual inside, and a variety of types. Interesting.
  
• 10:52:13: The first thing to make me LOL today: http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/457084995
  
• 11:31:02: FYI: yesterday I did very little work; it was like a real day off almost! AND we got a decent night of sleep, thank dog.
  
• 11:50:18: Looks like not only did we miss belly dancing last night due to being sold out but it was Rachel fucking Brice. Now I'm really heartbroken.
  
• 11:52:09: Seriously though . . . why did they not sell tickets in advance? I had no desire to arrive at a stinky bar hours early to get in.
  
• 12:20:24: Time for a wee bit 'o cardio and some stretching. On our new widescreen parlor cam, members: http://tinyurl.com/spyonus
  
• 13:59:09: Partaking of laugh therapy watching Zach Galifianakis' Absolut Vodka commercials on http://www.funnyordie.com
  
• 17:04:28: Why, YES! I *did* just have three orgasms watching guys using fleshlight & one young man sucking his own rod (LOVE THAT).
  
• 17:52:46: @durtee_gurrl Yeah, I have a bunch of them favorited (in the left hand column) on my profile here: http://rude.com/tastytrixie
  
• 18:10:52: I love this blog entry @krissy4utgirl made about @DeliaTS with some of my fave leggy outdoor bikini pictures: http://is.gd/aTBNi
  
• 22:12:57: Just ordered three more webcams (& other pricey computer/porn site stuff). Should help improve our a couple views of our bed & such.
  

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• 10:08 @DreamnetRob Ahhhhh, I still think they were responsible for that rash of compromised twitter accounts (like mine)awhile back. #
• 10:11 @DreamnetRob Yeah, no kidding. Of course, I don't know for sure & maybe it will come back up; still, I stopped using them after that. #
• 11:55 At a free movie. There's a dude here wearing an orange life jacket all buckled up. #
• 18:45 I took a nap and dreamt of railroad tracks, big waves, and a lady running a bed & breakfast who bathed me. #
• 21:48 I made my hair HUGE to go wat ch belly dancers but they were sold out by the time we got there. Wah!!! #
• 23:56 Been watching "A Serious Man" and eating naughty food (pate, prosciutto, etc.)in bed to make up for our going-out fail. #

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From Twitter 03-21-2010

• 02:16:48: Been asleep for a whopping two hours when dog starts up with her crazy old middle-of-the-night crap. I feel sorry for all of us.
  
• 10:08:01: @DreamnetRob Ahhhhh, I still think they were responsible for that rash of compromised twitter accounts (like mine)awhile back.
  
• 10:11:45: @DreamnetRob Yeah, no kidding. Of course, I don't know for sure & maybe it will come back up; still, I stopped using them after that.
  
• 11:55:31: At a free movie. There's a dude here wearing an orange life jacket all buckled up.
  
• 18:45:52: I took a nap and dreamt of railroad tracks, big waves, and a lady running a bed & breakfast who bathed me.
  
• 21:48:51: I made my hair HUGE to go watch belly dancers but they were sold out by the time we got there. Wah!!!
  
• 23:56:22: Been watching "A Serious Man" and eating naughty food (pate, prosciutto, etc.)in bed to make up for our going-out fail.
  

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From Twitter 03-20-2010

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From Twitter 03-19-2010

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• 13:59 I hope I'm not wasting my time and potentially my money configuring & using these to-do list software thingies. #
• 14:56 Intense art link of the day: karawilliams.com (via friend request on GoodReads - love love love it). #
• 20:14 OMG what is wrong with me that I'm signing up to maybe try camming on another site? That is what a phone call with a certain girl does to me #
• 20:52 Wish I had something more exciting to report than being happy about to-do list software and to finally have some promos sent out! #
• 23:11 Nice . . . did a little pre-bed dork dancing to the J on Spencer Blues Explosion & now @DeliaTS is heating up some beans for a bedtime snack. #

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From Twitter 03-18-2010

• 13:59:34: I hope I'm not wasting my time and potentially my money configuring & using these to-do list software thingies.
  
• 14:56:16: Intense art link of the day: http://karawilliams.com (via friend request on GoodReads - love love love it).
  
• 20:14:48: OMG what is wrong with me that I'm signing up to maybe try camming on another site? That is what a phone call with a certain girl does to me
  
• 20:52:00: Wish I had something more exciting to report than being happy about to-do list software and to finally have some promos sent out!
  
• 23:11:29: Nice . . . did a little pre-bed dork dancing to the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion & now @DeliaTS is heating up some beans for a bedtime snack.
  

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• 10:49 Doing all right missing a couple hours of sleep, putting together promo galleries to send to our affiliates. #
• 11:19 I couldn't have asked for a better bday poo: solid, girthy, with just a twinge of pain to make it a real accomplishment. I feel lighter now! #
• 15:55 twitpic.com/197qu6 - Trillium on our walk with the dog. #
• 16:29 I'm going to enjoy sorting through my MTG cards in the sunny parlor while @DeliaTS cooks my birthday quiche. Need a nap, too. #
• 22:18 Thanks for the bday wishes, @I_am_Cliff @amberlily @wbahner @hookeraddict @katstories @ minasmusings @Vivia nDaSilva ! It was good! #
• 22:20 More bday thank you's (almost an #FF): @jennydemilo @kimberleecline @DeliaTS @StripperTweets and @Weebeasty! Thanks for the love. #
• 22:21 Oops . . . messed up my friend @minasmusings name who is especially follow-worthy as a webwhore compatriot. {{{hugs}}} #
• 22:23 And now I am super duper sleepy and want to finish watching radically retro Jodie Foster / Dennis Hopper movie: Backtrack. Great/Funny! #
• 22:49 Okay NOW I'm going to bed for REALS. Maybe with a creamsicle (and a lactaid)? 37 is going to be lucky lucky LUCKY for me, I can feel it! #
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From Twitter 03-17-2010

• 03:09:54: Stayed up way too late watching The Tudors and Star Trek: Voyager. Oooh, that Chakotay gets me hot!! http://jetclover.com/chakotay_tux.jpg
  
• 10:49:42: Doing all right missing a couple hours of sleep, putting together promo galleries to send to our affiliates.
  
• 11:19:10: I couldn't have asked for a better bday poo: solid, girthy, with just a twinge of pain to make it a real accomplishment. I feel lighter now!
  
• 15:55:14: http://twitpic.com/197qu6 - Trillium on our walk with the dog.
  
• 16:29:49: I'm going to enjoy sorting through my MTG cards in the sunny parlor while @DeliaTS cooks my birthday quiche. Need a nap, too.
  
• 22:18:49: Thanks for the bday wishes, @I_am_Cliff @amberlily @wbahner @hookeraddict @katstories @ minasmusings @VivianDaSilva ! It was good!
  
• 22:20:04: More bday thank you's (almost an #FF): @jennydemilo @kimberleecline @DeliaTS @StripperTweets and @Weebeasty! Thanks for the love.
  
• 22:21:22: Oops . . . messed up my friend @minasmusings name who is especially follow-worthy as a webwhore compatriot. {{{hugs}}}
  
• 22:23:01: And now I am super duper sleepy and want to finish watching radically retro Jodie Foster / Dennis Hopper movie: Backtrack. Great/Funny!
  
• 22:49:53: Okay NOW I'm going to bed for REALS. Maybe with a creamsicle (and a lactaid)? 37 is going to be lucky lucky LUCKY for me, I can feel it!
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 12:56 I have to get out of the house to buy tampons before I do anything else. #
• 14:16 Everywhere I looked today running errands there were men I want to fuck. FUCKFUCKFUCK. #
• 18:20 Uploading picture gallery for members, sniffing the onions frying, and have been fiddling with different potential spycam setups. #
• 18:21 RT @SequoiaRedd: Would-be MP: 'I'm proud of my porn films' www.independent.co.uk/news/a1921176.html #
• 23:01 Okey dokey, members! New vlog, photo gallery and amateur BJ video are ready for you: t astytrixie.com/members #
• 23:02 Thanks @I_am_Cliff for the birthday well-wishes! Mwah! #
• 23:48 Refreshing our roving cam so we can go do some stretching before bed. I'm really tight, if you know what I mean. #
• 03:09 Stayed up way too late watching The Tudors and Star Trek: Voyager. Oooh, that Chakotay gets me hot!! jetclover.com/chakotay_tux.jpg #

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From Twitter 03-16-2010

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 11:21 The sun is shining (nice!), my period started a couple of hours ago (finally!), and I'm hoping my cramps don't get worse. Lots to do! #
• 12:00 About to attempt to salvage my toenail polish job that got fucked up last night so we can shoot something today. #
• 12:02 What do you do with spam blog comments that actually makes sense and are on topic in specific ways? Weird. #
• 16:45 Just finished shooting & now look WAY too slutty to go to a meeting I want to go to, but fuck it. My slut-face is hot. They can deal. #
• 18:28 I'm so socially incompetent even within a structured 1 hour parameter it BOGGLES the mi nd; was it necessary for me to mention circle jerks? #
• 19:41 I so want to edit these pictures tonight so I can upload them before bed and post them tomorrow for my birthday but OMG I'm so sleepy! #
• 19:47 Wow . . . I really *am* sleepy; tomorrow is Tuesday, not Wednesday. Need to stop riddling myself with anxiety over nothing. #
• 21:10 Seemed like our internet connection went down but then it was the router being flakey. Was worried, but after multiple resets all is well. #
• 22:44 I've got some period tweets over on @BloodyTrixie if you're into that kind of thing, FYI. #
• 00:51 There was a froggy on our sliding glass door tonight; I took seeing his belly as a blessing and sign that this spring will be beautiful! #

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From Twitter 03-15-2010

• 00:02:17: Our webhost is doing some maintenance tonight and if we're down, the word is only 1-2 minutes. I think our sites are down right now though.
  
• 00:02:38: Oops; and working now. Hope that was it!
  
• 00:14:19: LOL @robgokeemusic - I know; totally no biggie -- it's weird that I popped into WebWhoreHQ one last time tonight RIGHT then.
  
• 11:21:53: The sun is shining (nice!), my period started a couple of hours ago (finally!), and I'm hoping my cramps don't get worse. Lots to do!
  
• 12:00:42: About to attempt to salvage my toenail polish job that got fucked up last night so we can shoot something today.
  
• 12:02:55: What do you do with spam blog comments that actually makes sense and are on topic in specific ways? Weird.
  
• 16:45:39: Just finished shooting & now look WAY too slutty to go to a meeting I want to go to, but fuck it. My slut-face is hot. They can deal.
  
• 18:28:58: I'm so socially incompetent even within a structured 1 hour parameter it BOGGLES the mind; was it necessary for me to mention circle jerks?
  
• 19:41:19: I so want to edit these pictures tonight so I can upload them before bed and post them tomorrow for my birthday but OMG I'm so sleepy!
  
• 19:47:38: Wow . . . I really *am* sleepy; tomorrow is Tuesday, not Wednesday. Need to stop riddling myself with anxiety over nothing.
  
• 21:10:47: Seemed like our internet connection went down but then it was the router being flakey. Was worried, but after multiple resets all is well.
  
• 22:44:23: I've got some period tweets over on @BloodyTrixie if you're into that kind of thing, FYI.
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 12:39 Plan for today: paint toenails and do photoshoot. Working on a special project while special foot creme resembling runny Santorum absorbs. #
• 15:37 Poor @DeliaTS is getting the brunt of my PMS. My period better start soon or I'm going to start throwing things & smashing shit. #
• 18:36 I'm way overdue to get some exercise. And there's no way we're going to have time to shoot tonight. #
• 20:14 Basking in post-exercise warmth and trying out this time management software: dextronet.com/my-timeboxing.php #
• 22:11 I just remembered that it's not just my pot belly that gets in the way of bending over to paint my toenails, it's my fucking TITS too. #
• 00:02 Our webhost is doing some maintenance tonight and if we're down, the word is only 1-2 minutes. I think our sites are down right now though. #
• 00:02 Oops; and working now. Hope that was it! #
• 00:14 LOL @robgokeemusic - I know; totally no biggie -- it's weird that I popped into WebWhoreHQ one last time tonight RIGHT then. #

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From Twitter 03-14-2010

• 00:27:15: Am I the only person who gets a buzz from Kombucha?
  
• 12:39:02: Plan for today: paint toenails and do photoshoot. Working on a special project while special foot creme resembling runny Santorum absorbs.
  
• 15:37:55: Poor @DeliaTS is getting the brunt of my PMS. My period better start soon or I'm going to start throwing things & smashing shit.
  
• 18:36:25: I'm way overdue to get some exercise. And there's no way we're going to have time to shoot tonight.
  
• 20:14:51: Basking in post-exercise warmth and trying out this time management software: http://dextronet.com/my-timeboxing.php
  
• 22:11:53: I just remembered that it's not just my pot belly that gets in the way of bending over to paint my toenails, it's my fucking TITS too.
  

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• 09:46 I have a yucky suspicion that there might be unpleasant consequences to friending some of my stepfamily on my civilian FB account. #
• 10:37 Nothing like a perfectly brewed mug of hot tea in the morning when you get the timing and the ingredients perfectly balanced. #
• 11:45 When will I learn that it always takes me three times longer than normal people to complete tasks/projects/etc.? #
• 11:48 @EvilGrins Too funny . . . so how long does it take a normal person to learn something like that? I will then multiply by three for answer!! #
• 12:25 I have a show at the top of the hour. Members go here then click on Rude to attend: tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
• 15:46 Members Only Chatroom link is added as a pop-up on the our housecamz & rude pages (via tinyurl.com/spyonus ) - top of hour!! #
• 16:37 My day is always better when I see @MandyBlake on her spycams and give her a mental hug. Thank you for being on cam! #
• 16:44 @mandyblake No no no -- you always look cute! The mental hugs are just because I like you and want to SQUEEZE you a little. ;) #
• 18:39 I feel like puking and falling fast asleep. #
• 19:06 I'm not a fan of springing forward. In fact, I loathe it especially now that it happens during my bday week. Might as well go to bed now. #
• 19:11 @EvilGrins March 17th / St. Patrick's Day. #
• 21:10 I was born in 1973, @EvilGrins . That means I am officially a WOMAN. A full-grown, woman. #
• 21:11 So I haven't done any of the things I thought I would tonight, namely 1) puke or 2) go to sleep early. #
• 23:27 Am I the only person who gets a buzz from Kombucha? #

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From Twitter 03-13-2010

• 00:55:34: I enjoyed having an orgasm to Herb Alpert's "Ladyfingers" during my show even though I was using vibrating plastic (NO fingers).
  
• 01:17:11: Yay! I finished my promo video. Should've recorded it with a camcorder instead of webcam, though. Oh well. Might reveal later.
  
• 01:19:24: I have got to shoot more foot stuff and SOON. Getting a lot more foot traffic than usual from a variety of sources.
  
• 10:46:03: I have a yucky suspicion that there might be unpleasant consequences to friending some of my stepfamily on my civilian FB account.
  
• 11:37:21: Nothing like a perfectly brewed mug of hot tea in the morning when you get the timing and the ingredients perfectly balanced.
  
• 12:45:26: When will I learn that it always takes me three times longer than normal people to complete tasks/projects/etc.?
  
• 12:48:20: @EvilGrins Too funny . . . so how long does it take a normal person to learn something like that? I will then multiply by three for answer!!
  
• 13:25:19: I have a show at the top of the hour. Members go here then click on Rude to attend: http://tinyurl.com/ourcamshows
  
• 16:46:37: Members Only Chatroom link is added as a pop-up on the our housecamz & rude pages (via http://tinyurl.com/spyonus ) - top of hour!!
  
• 17:37:44: My day is always better when I see @MandyBlake on her spycams and give her a mental hug. Thank you for being on cam!
  
• 17:44:53: @mandyblake No no no -- you always look cute! The mental hugs are just because I like you and want to SQUEEZE you a little. ;)
  
• 19:39:25: I feel like puking and falling fast asleep.
  
• 20:06:52: I'm not a fan of springing forward. In fact, I loathe it especially now that it happens during my bday week. Might as well go to bed now.
  
• 20:11:41: @EvilGrins March 17th / St. Patrick's Day.
  
• 22:10:30: I was born in 1973, @EvilGrins . That means I am officially a WOMAN. A full-grown, woman.
  
• 22:11:01: So I haven't done any of the things I thought I would tonight, namely 1) puke or 2) go to sleep early.
  

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• 09:52 Had some amazing kissing in my dreams mixed in with a drowned dog (I think it was an Irish Setter) & a cocksucking dare. #
• 13:07 If I had a personal assistant I would be WORKING right now instead of heading out to run stupid stupid errands. #
• 14:20 PMS sucks. I can think about nothing but food, sleep, hating, killing, crying and fucking. #
• 15:24 Having two separate technical problems on one of our machines broadcasting from our bedroom. Driving me frustrated. #
• 15:44 This site continues to blow my mind and earn my respect with its intelligence & fairness to lots of perspectives: contexts.org/ #
• 15:51 Sorry, voyeurs for looking half-dead. I'm trying to force myself to do things but lethargy is eating my brains. Hope my period comes SOON! #
• 17:58 Editing a promotional video for a project I'm giving myself for my birthday (March 17th, but a webwhore's birthday lasts for WEEKS!). #
• 23:55 I enjoyed having an orgasm to Herb Alpert's "Ladyfingers" during my show even though I was using vibrating plastic (NO fingers). #
• 00:17 Yay! I finished my promo video. Should've recorded it with a camcorder instead of webcam, though. Oh well. Might reveal later. #
• 00:19 I have got to shoot more foot stuff and SOON. Getting a lot more foot traffic than usual from a variety of sources. #

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From Twitter 03-12-2010

• 10:52:58: Had some amazing kissing in my dreams mixed in with a drowned dog (I think it was an Irish Setter) & a cocksucking dare.
  
• 14:07:28: If I had a personal assistant I would be WORKING right now instead of heading out to run stupid stupid errands.
  
• 15:20:27: PMS sucks. I can think about nothing but food, sleep, hating, killing, crying and fucking.
  
• 16:24:45: Having two separate technical problems on one of our machines broadcasting from our bedroom. Driving me frustrated.
  
• 16:44:22: This site continues to blow my mind and earn my respect with its intelligence & fairness to lots of perspectives: http://contexts.org/
  
• 16:51:05: Sorry, voyeurs for looking half-dead. I'm trying to force myself to do things but lethargy is eating my brains. Hope my period comes SOON!
  
• 18:58:56: Editing a promotional video for a project I'm giving myself for my birthday (March 17th, but a webwhore's birthday lasts for WEEKS!).
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:48 If I take in a laptop to be fixed and disclose in advance "yes, there's a vid of someone being fucked by a horse" that they won't report me? #
• 09:51 Also, being that it's morning I'm beginning to think about that future "boom boom" LOL if you know what I mean. Pow! Not so distant future. #
• 12:09 Americans do not like people who start things but never finish them. That is why I am a man without a country. #
• 12:50 My GF @DeliaTS is taking me and the dog for a walk to burn off some of our nervous energy. #
• 15:22 Watching The Tudors and eating some chili for lunch. #
• 16:07 Lately I've been totally wiped out post-lunch, unable to think, barely keeping my eyes open. I hope once my period starts that will be over. #
• 17:27 My face is on FIRE . . . I don't know why I feel so feverish. It's really weird. Like I have a sunburn sort of but that's not possible. #
• 18:03 I think The Tudors is inspiring me to fantasize about having a set of leather pajamas. Not that they wore leather PJ's, but LEATHER! In BED! #
• 18:11 FUCKED UP: RT @BradSabbath: chatroulettemap.com grabs the IP addresses of users, a screenshot, and pinpoints them on the map. #
• 19:00 Just got out of the shower which means lotion time is coming soon . . . #
• 19:13 @SequoiaRedd Yeah, we have to thank @AmberLily for turning us on to it. There is no greater eye candy available via television. #

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From Twitter 03-11-2010

• 00:11:46: I want to eat all of that up in my mouth NOMNOMNOM RT @StripperTweets: http://twitpic.com/17uu9s - but seriously, I'm wasting this outfit.
  
• 00:12:53: Apparently I am long overdue for a bedtime snack. Now I am going to leave my computer again with so much done & so much left UNdone.
  
• 01:08:39: I think I must be really confused about life. Or maybe on the verge of a BREAKTHROUGH! Aka "psychotic break".
  
• 10:48:21: If I take in a laptop to be fixed and disclose in advance "yes, there's a vid of someone being fucked by a horse" that they won't report me?
  
• 10:51:17: Also, being that it's morning I'm beginning to think about that future "boom boom" LOL if you know what I mean. Pow! Not so distant future.
  
• 13:09:58: Americans do not like people who start things but never finish them. That is why I am a man without a country.
  
• 13:50:50: My GF @DeliaTS is taking me and the dog for a walk to burn off some of our nervous energy.
  
• 16:22:42: Watching The Tudors and eating some chili for lunch.
  
• 17:07:51: Lately I've been totally wiped out post-lunch, unable to think, barely keeping my eyes open. I hope once my period starts that will be over.
  
• 18:27:52: My face is on FIRE . . . I don't know why I feel so feverish. It's really weird. Like I have a sunburn sort of but that's not possible.
  
• 19:03:11: I think The Tudors is inspiring me to fantasize about having a set of leather pajamas. Not that they wore leather PJ's, but LEATHER! In BED!
  
• 19:11:50: FUCKED UP: RT @BradSabbath: http://chatroulettemap.com grabs the IP addresses of users, a screenshot, and pinpoints them on the map.
  
• 20:00:27: Just got out of the shower which means lotion time is coming soon . . .
  
• 20:13:55: @SequoiaRedd Yeah, we have to thank @AmberLily for turning us on to it. There is no greater eye candy available via television.
  

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