My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 12:56 I have to get out of the house to buy tampons before I do anything else. #
• 14:16 Everywhere I looked today running errands there were men I want to fuck. FUCKFUCKFUCK. #
• 18:20 Uploading picture gallery for members, sniffing the onions frying, and have been fiddling with different potential spycam setups. #
• 18:21 RT @SequoiaRedd: Would-be MP: 'I'm proud of my porn films' www.independent.co.uk/news/a1921176.html #
• 23:01 Okey dokey, members! New vlog, photo gallery and amateur BJ video are ready for you: t astytrixie.com/members #
• 23:02 Thanks @I_am_Cliff for the birthday well-wishes! Mwah! #
• 23:48 Refreshing our roving cam so we can go do some stretching before bed. I'm really tight, if you know what I mean. #
• 03:09 Stayed up way too late watching The Tudors and Star Trek: Voyager. Oooh, that Chakotay gets me hot!! jetclover.com/chakotay_tux.jpg #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter