My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:49 Is this going to be the year of the moths? In the past week I've seen a lot more than usual inside, and a variety of types. Interesting. #
• 10:52 The first thing to make me LOL today: unhappyhipsters.com/post/457084995 #
• 11:31 FYI: yesterday I did very little work; it was like a real day off almost! AND we got a decent night of sleep, thank dog. #
• 11:50 Looks like not only did we miss belly dancing last night due to being sold out but it was Rachel fucking Brice. Now I'm really heartbroken. #
• 11:52 Seriously though . . . why did they not sell tickets in advance? I had no desire to arrive at a stinky bar hours early to get in. #
• 12:20 Time for a wee bit 'o cardio and some stretching. On our new widescreen parlor cam, members: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 13:59 Partaking of laugh therapy watching Zach Galifianakis' Absolut Vodka commercials on www.funnyordie.com #
• 17:04 Why, YES! I *did* just have three orgasms watching guys using fleshlight & one young man sucking his own rod (LOVE THAT). #
• 17:52 @durtee_gurrl Yeah, I have a bunch of them favorited (in the left hand col umn) on my profile here: rude.com/tastytrixie #
• 18:10 I love this blog entry @krissy4utgirl made about @DeliaTS with some of my fave leggy outdoor bikini pictures: is.gd/aTBNi #
• 22:12 Just ordered three more webcams (& other pricey computer/porn site stuff). Should help improve our a couple views of our bed & such. #
• 00:54 Had a very pleasant call with my wanker. Going to have a midnight snack in bed now. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter