My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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Damn @ All!

I just realized that none of my tweets mentioning @DeliaCD or @ ANYBODY have been posting here, which means most of the tweets involving fucking haven't been posting.

I changed the formatting to include @replies which means now some things will be included that I don't *want* to include, but at least nothing will be left out. Except when there's a LoudTwitter or Twitter glitch.

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:08 Feeling thankful for waking up to bright sunshine and clear blue skies after a FULL night of sleep, even if too much was dreaming. #
• 11:18 Treated myself to buying some stamps! I don't collect them, but I still geek out over them. Particularly excited about Poe & Alaska. #
• 14:38 Just got back from meeting, bank & drugstore. You never knew the life of a webwhore was so mundane, right? I bought tongue scrapers & Tucks! #
• 14:40 Also, I picked up birth control pills. I need to go back on them for awhile so that I don't feel mentally ill. Will try to blog about it. #
• 17:36 Finally decided on frames today & ordered glasses; need to take more pictures w/my specs. Rx is -6.75, -4 (not to mention astigmatism). #
• 00:00 Massively exhausted in a good way. Going to go to bed early. Oh wait, it's already midnight? Well . . . semi-early? #

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• 10:26 Hoping our SOY cams didn't go down last night before we had fun middle-aged sex grooving to the tune of Heart's Magic Man. #
• 10:50 Someone should find out how many FTM transgender people had/have moms with underactive thyroids. If they haven't already. #
• 13:57 It wasn't easy, but for once they were able to get blood out of my arm instead of resorting to back of my hand. May get results in hours. #
• 19:55 My goal for tonight is to relax, get to sleep early, and get an hour or two more sleep tonight than what I've been getting in nights past. #
• 00:12 Just finished watching "Burn After Reading": 1st movie we've watched from start to finish in MONTHS, it seems like. #

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• 11:12 Tossed and turned last night in the dark for at least an hour before I fell asleep. And dreamt. All night long it felt like. So. TIRED. #
• 11:25 Made Monday appt. @ good Dr. office where I can order which lab tests I want myself. Must google a lot of thyroid & hormones before then. #
• 11:38 All I know is the 3 tests bad place ordered aren't enough/same ones everyone says missed their thyroid prob. No T3, free testosterone, etc. #
• 13:21 FUCKING pissed. The fertility place that supposedly tested my thyroid last year & said results normal? Just found out they *didn't* test it. #
• 13:22 I love how we paid thousands of dollars to have them invade my body, but the simple & obvious things they SKIPPED. #
• 13:27 Really really upset that I'm having to make this a part time job, researching & doublechecking & doing stuff DOCS WE PAY should do & know. #
• 18:42 Took a bath, put on my warm red dress, & feel like enjoying a long, hibernating coma. Continuing to read hormone stuff. #
• 18:51 Only reason I'm not in bed sleeping or completely zoned out: afraid spycam voyeurs will think I'm lazy. Going to go for it now anyway! #
• 18:59 Voyeurcams suck in the winter; all of our camless rooms are freezing cold; feel like I have no private place to cry. Going to cloak some. #
• 23:46 Bust mag: do you really think the "Amber Alert" headline for the Amber Tamblyn piece is wise? Oh, the tacky things we do to be witty. #
• 01:14 My earlier frown has been turned upside down by 1) brownies, 2) beginning to watch X-files movie, and 3) FUCKING. #

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• 10:26 And you may ask yourself, "how did I break a toenail while I was in bed sleeping?" Could those kinky 1ncest dreams have done it? #
• 21:21 Just got home; going to cuddle up and get cozy. I have a headache from too many stores with over-perfumed people & products. #
• 01:04 Felt like blogging to wind down tonight: tinyurl.com/argtx6 #

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• 08:56 Whoah! Aretha! Thanks for screaming "MY CUNT" front and center! Why NOT shout, "My Cunt!" at inauguration? LET IT RING! #
• 09:07 Hearing Simple Gifts made me start bawling (again). "Oaf of office" broke the tension though. #
• 09:46 Obama is the Star Fleet Captain of my heart. Also, LOVED the poem. Now I'm going to stop crying for awhile. #
• 09:55 Oh, Jill and your naughty tall black boots! You're so hot! And I totally love Michelle's buttery green leather gloves. Yum! #
• 09:59 I have a lot of kleenex to throw away now. And new boxes to buy. #
• 11:27 I love invoking the wrath of Obama & spouting the word "usury" when I'm on the phone with credit card companies. Not that it helps . . . #
• 13:50 Getting ready to go to Dr. armed with NOTES. I've never done that before, but since they treat me like crazy without them I might as well. #
• 15:51 If you're a doctor and you think body mass index is something meaningful, I think you're a fucking quack. #
• 19:44 Going to get RIT tomorrow to dye a couple old sets of curtains different colors. Probably red and . . . something else. Darker brown? #
• 20:59 I wish more people would talk about the poem today. Or at least MENTION it. #

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• 09:41 Listening to a great song called "Broken Monitors": sounds kind of like a synthesized Explosions in the Sky. #
• 11:08 Just spent some time journaling recovery stuff. Thinking about how/why I radiate anger, irritation & disgust. And how/why I can stop that. #
• 11:35 What time does the official inauguration action happen tomorrow? Do I really need to watch from 7 am to 1 pacific not to miss the glory? #
• 12:28 If I were Harry Potter for 10 seconds I'd totally clean my toilet using my magic wand. Having never been to Hogwarts I must do it manually. #
• 15:06 Just finished an hour of "pilates sculpt" with some cardio & stretching thrown in. Feeling warm, salty, strong and delicious. #
• 16:50 I feel like falling into a blissful sleep but not going to let myself; too much work to do. In a good way! #
• 17:31 It's sushi time, motherfuckers!!! #
• 19:53 I'm so glad I downloaded these elaborate videos a guy made of himself fucking his blow-up dolls. They're the best! #
• 20:27 With the lights off I saw the silhouette of an owl swooping in our backyard while I danced. I love raptors of the night! #

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• 10:14 Mmmm . . . woke up to a bright fog. First things I did: pet the dog, let the dog out, and snapped some pictures/played with light & camera. #
• 14:45 Very hungry after spending hours immersed in listening to/buying music & organizing it on iPod. #
• 17:32 My clit is so much more excitable & sensitive now that I'm doing camshows every other week instead of every week. #
• 20:09 Sorry, but I need to block a few people who are constantly dishing out guilt trips, BEGGING/WHINING for attention, etc. It's disturbing. #
• 20:13 If you find I've blocked you, do me a favor; recognize I don't have time or interest in tweeting hello, good morning, etc. to every/anyone. #
• 20:16 Look at my profile; I do not engage in those interactions w/ANYone, so don't take it personally/send me mail with how hurt & bewildered U R. #
• 20:26 Burned three cd's full of belly dance music; trying to make more time for music/dancing. With that, I'm going to dance in the dark now. #
• 21:35 Seeing myself in very DIM lighting is an incredible ego boost. Definitely an advantage of living with the long nights of winter. #
• 00:04 Don't laugh, but I'm TOTALLY looking forward to going to bed now to watch "Illuminated Chakras": www.sacredcenters.com/ SO COOL! #

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• 10:02 Dreamed a camgirl was doing a show where she dunked her cat into her gaping vagina filled w/cheerios & vomit. It wasn't a pretty sight. #
• 12:03 In members-only chat right now: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 17:00 Instead of having a nice aired-out bedroom, we now have a bedroom that smells like neighbor's woodstove smoke. So "natural". #
• 18:58 About to jump into the shower & get ready for my show in an hour. I didn't mean for that to rhyme so make that "my show in 60 minutes". #
• 21:47 The only BAD thing about owning The Polar Express dvd is I saunter through the house aggressively shouting, "hot CHAWklit! hot CHAWklit!" #
• 21:49 When I was twelve I could have so many more orgasms per 30 minutes than I can now. Oh well. I can always content myself with hot CHAWklit! #
• 00:25 I could spend all night watching shoperotic & pranking their 1-800 operators. The lady on the "men's" line hung up on me. #

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• 12:39 I dreamed I went to the Dr. to show her thick, blood-coated surimi-like uterus debris I passed (whole thing was dream; no fish loaf here). #
• 15:31 God, I just want to work but at the same time I really NEED to get exercise. NEED, my friends, I NEED to exercise in fresh air. #
• 16:19 Guess I will exercise later. Took some Ritalin and will try not to explode physically until later. #
• 17:44 twitpic.com/13md6 - Even if I shot 1000 sets of pics in these shiny red pumps, tan stockings & white panties I'd never get bored ... #
• 00:29 Mmmm . . . did some stretching, breathing, moaning, and rocking in the dark. My muscles and guts and brain and heart needed that. #

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• 10:53 And . . . my period started! Happy to have a temporary reprieve from PMS. Getting back into bed with tea and my hot water bottle. #
• 14:30 I can't remember how old I am; am I still 35 or did I turn 36 already? This is confusing . . . Let's see, I was born in March of 1973 so... #
• 14:46 twitpic.com/136pr - Doesn't really show the auburn; I'll be posting better pics in my blog in the next couple days & weeks. #
• 15:58 Better/bigger pic of my new hair plus my (same old) BOOBS: tinyurl.com/axrqfq #
• 22:16 Still not done editing photos. Got sidetracked jotting down a pornographic fantasy. For my own eyes only at this point. Getting sleepy. #

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• 12:05 Too much dreaming last night; best part: a lucid flying dream which almost turned into a sex w/hot girls dream until the Russians showed up. #
• 13:43 Watched some Twin Peaks for inspiration with my "morning" tea and luna bar. Now I need to do some shaving before we shoot. #
• 16:09 I hate time-consuming, imperfect process of shaving. I enjoy smearing on lotion afterwards & sliding things between smooth meat, though. #
• 17:04 Ugh. I forgot how annoying it is to pee without hair on my cunt, #
• 19:47 I thought my period was going to start the whole time we were shooting; would've been cute on my white satin panties, but glad it didn't. #
• 22:27 This auburn hair color looks so much better on me than blonde. Still not as good as dark brown, though. #
• 02:59 Can't fall asleep so I'm looking for the perfect make-me-sleepy book to read under the covers with a booklight. #

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• 07:11 Woke up to pee & couldn't fall back to sleep. Heartburn from binge last night. Making some chamomile tea. Still like middle of night here. #
• 12:55 Heading out the door to get my hair colored and eyes examined. Looking forward to getting new frames & lenses! #
• 17:47 I am home now with an outrageous auburn-tinted Peg Bundy hair bump style & plano glasses to sample. Will try to snag a couple pics. #
• 21:15 When you do a retweet do you RT @ the person whose tweet you saw, or the person that THEY retweeted? #
• 23:39 Finishing up work on spreadsheets of expenses & credit card stuff. #

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• 11:35 Urrgghhh . . . I can tell I'm going to have to poop RIGHT when I should be leaving for a meeting. #
• 13:43 I'm a tired, puffy, unpleasant mess. If I were you, I'd set me on "ignore" until my period starts. #
• 13:44 Fucking papercuts!!! Hate you envelope!! IHU SOOOOO MUCH!! #
• 15:07 I had a much easier time getting to see a doctor quickly when I was uninsured. Go America, GO! Seriously, I should wait til FEBRUARY? WTF? #
• 16:29 Burst into tears after condescending nurse said, "so you're worried you have a thyroid problem because you gained 3 pounds since last year?" #
• 16:30 Yeah, you've really got me all summed up you patronizing cunt. Actually I think I have a hormone problem BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL YOU! #
• 21:42 I hope they still have that five-after-five deal going on. My Fellow Fatties: you KNOW what I'm talking about. #
• 23:24 2 things I loved so much I ripped 'em out of magazines: Elizabeth Hurley w/ash blonde foil on brunette & illustration of LDS TEMPLE SQUARE. #

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• 11:29 It's nice to wake up with a load of spunk in my cunt. What variety of tea should I brew to go along with that for breakfast? Hmmm. . . . #
• 12:57 Dear AOL user: no, I don't know why you're not able to download a .wmv file. Wish I could help but I'm not sure if we'd make much progress. #
• 13:10 Let's see how many emails I can respond to in two hours. Realistically I know it won't be very many. #
• 13:54 Man, who knew so many men in the south want to see women menstruating? I am so behind on these emails . . . #
• 19:23 Is there time tonight for: eating, shaving, shooting, talking to my wanker/"boyfriend", AND finishing this thing I'm working on? #
• 21:06 For sugar daddies: assuage my guilt over having two massages in one week: tinyurl.com/9apjva #
• 01:33 My boobs feel like giant heavy fat-balloons and I have a zit about the same size slowly mounding up on my chin. #
• 02:00 I could come from someone jiggling & shaking my belly fat back & forth & up & down. If I weren't self-conscious about it. It moves my clit. #

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• 10:32 Excited that all the stuff we ordered for near-future shoots should be here today/earlier than anticipated so we have more wiggle room. #
• 12:22 I'm going CRAZY setting up different Google calendars for planning purposes. Very full. Hope it also makes me more realistic about limits. #
• 13:06 Sigh. Home alone means I can't take a shower or I might miss the FedEx guy who needs a signature on this package we need. #
• 13:56 "From Scary Clowns to Republicans . . . no American citizen should be without one": www.velvetpaintings.com #
• 21:19 It's amazing how much can be accomplished -- how much you WANT to accomplish -- when you don't allow yourself to watch television. #
• 22:14 Do you think it's weird that I'm clipping my pubic hair & saving it in a lavendar envelope? All I need is a pink ribbon to tie 'round it... #
• 22:35 FYI: I haven't shaved in months & no, I don't do it every time. It just smells so good; surely it'll fetch a high price on the black market. #
• 00:29 I'm ashamed to admit that I gave into temptation; we're watching tv. A little Simpsons, a little Fargo & who knows what else. #

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• 11:57 We're entering a three-day television blackout & the full moon! It would bode well for fucking, but if my period starts I might have cramps. #
• 13:35 Trying not to growl about blue screen in the middle of massage mix burn. Grrrrrrr -- oops. GRRRRRR -- stop that! #
• 20:04 Phone post from me bitching about Oprah's "makeunders" for Housewives of OC: tinyurl.com/8r5yy6 #
• 21:21 Listening to This American Life in bed by candlelight w/curtains open to take in the nearly-full moon. #
• 23:53 Did some bizarre "dancing" & stretching by moonlight; tummy's still super-full. Going to do some reading, daydreaming & sleeping. #

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• 08:19 I'm awake too early because I was having bad dreams about our dog & wanted to get up with her to see if she's peeing & pooping properly. #
• 09:24 Have you ever gargled pee to cure a sore throat? tinyurl.com/7mznnj #
• 11:50 Do I want to first come in for a consultation about my hair color? No. No I do not. I want to MINIMIZE my time in lady hair salon land. #
• 13:20 Slowly getting ready to shoot a couple sets of pictures. Really want to go back on the pill; shooting + PMS = unpleasantness. #
• 13:47 This will be my last hairy armpit / totally untamed bush shoot for awhile; I'll be shaving the pits & trimming the underbrush for a bit. #
• 15:42 The pics we just shot won't be everyone's cup of tea, but I love them. I look very . . . robust in a deliciously creamy way. #
• 18:31 I really need to respond to some of the nice emails in my box. Sadly, my energy level is at zero & I need to edit & post pics tonight. #
• 19:32 I want to be sedated right now by a vat of mashed potatoes and gravy sprinkled with a generous helping of crushed xanax. PMS fucking SUCKS. #
• 21:33 Hard & soft nipples: a photo preview of what was shot today/is to come tomorrow: tinyurl.com/a476h4 #

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• 10:19 Massage is on sale again so I scheduled one for SOON. Hope that will help my neck muscles/diffuse my headaching. Also toenail polish change. #
• 11:16 Mmmm . . . . Prince of Wales tea and neck/back/shoulders stretching in bed. My life is lovely. #
• 15:17 Now that I'm thoroughly greasy from my massage I really need to take a shower. #
• 18:32 We were going to try to shoot tonight but I'm about to pass out and my face/eyes are all puffy after massage. #
• 21:34 I'm so old-fashioned; making a vhs tape for my mom & nephew of music & dancing stuck on our dvr for months. #
• 22:59 Tomorrow is going to be a day of work. Tonight is going to be a night of fake chicken nuggets, Gossip Girl & true crime television. #

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• 11:50 Mmm! Instead of my Monday morning bill-paying routine (which I did on Saturday) I had delicious lazy bed time. Now getting ready for a walk. #
• 21:12 Just got back from an extra long meeting; have a headache & am super hungry, but it was worth it. #
• 23:33 Watching intervention & struggling with my headache. I think it's a muscles-in-neck thing tonight from doing many head slides last night. #

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• 10:12 The morning is always better when we've had fucking the night before. This is a byoooooootiful morning! #
• 13:11 So far today I've 1) drafted a long, self-indulgent blog entry and 2) listened to/watched the wind blowing through the trees. #
• 15:04 Ugh. Snow predicted for today. Right now it's just super windy here, though. And lunchtime. #
• 15:18 It's too cold for me to stand in the kitchen long enough to try to decide what to have/make for lunch. As a result, I'm starving. #
• 18:51 Glargh -- it's snowing again. I've been sterilizing sex toys, doing some exercise, and cleaning up WebWhore Headquarters. #
• 22:07 Really, I'm not fat! It's just a VERY fluffy robe! I'm just warm/comfortable. Underneath this pink fleece I'm quite svelte. Truly, I am! #

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• 11:59 Our sleep schedule is totally fucked up. Barely awake, about to eat breakfast. Brewing my Toastaroma right now. #
• 12:00 Ooops -- ROASTaroma, not TOASTaroma. #
• 14:37 Yay! I placed carefully chosen/budgeted/timed orders for props & stuff for upcoming shoots (inauguration day, Valentine's, etc.). #
• 17:46 The power went out downtown while we were eating out at our amigos'. It was an adventure. #
• 18:34 Just as my anus was split by a giant poop & I screamed, "Ay enorme!" the Mormon boys knocked on our front door. #
• 18:38 Have I ever talked to a missionary? Umm, have you ever sat down to chat at a table w/a giant black rubber dong w/balls as a centerpiece? #
• 21:03 Toys in Babeland: why do you send emails advertising awesome sales & the very same hour those things are OUT OF STOCK? #
• 21:07 Making room in our closets, getting lots of stuff ready to take to Goodwill. Our house is a disaster area, but will be better when done. #
• 22:05 twitpic.com/zizm - Wanker waiting on phone patiently while I capture my cap flap folded up to accommodate earpiece. #
• 22:52 Just got off the phone with wanker and now feel hungry and sleepy. Hope tonight's the night I go to sleep at a decent hour. #

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• 12:14 Plan to go to sleep earlier foiled by catching "Alone in the Wilderness" on PBS. I can't explain why it made me cry like a baby. So cool. #
• 12:40 www.aloneinthewilderness.com/ is what I watched (missed the first part) last night. Self-shot, solitary, happy, journaling loner. #
• 15:14 Going to the hippy grocery store is the ultimate test of my premenstrual breaking point. So busy it was like a mental war zone for me. #
• 17:09 Rearranging furniture in guest room for our shoot; should have done this two years ago. #
• 20:11 About to start shooting. About three hours later than planned. But that's okay because now the room is easier to shoot in & change up. #
• 21:24 Our camera still confuses me. Need to take classes or get a private tutor or something. Someday. #

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• 12:04 It's time for my breakfast then members can join us in chat in a couple of hours / at 2 pacific / 5 eastern. #
• 13:39 After two huge poops so far today I thought I'd weigh 20 pounds less than last time, but I've actually gained weight. Cold = overeating. #
• 15:36 Had a splendid, relaxing chat w/members - now we have to drop off the rent check & grab some food before my show at 5. #
• 16:43 There was nothing healthy open so yay, McDonald's on New Year's! Now that my mouth is coated with grease, getting ready for a camshow. #
• 19:37 Ugh. Writing my year-end wrap-up seems really just too personal, too mundane . . . too old-ladyish. #
• 20:14 Tip: if you want to start out 2009 with a guilt trip, try calling your grandma! Yes, I know I'm lucky she's still alive, blah blah blah. #
• 20:53 Tentatively scheduled most of our days to do shows through July. Now going to make a tentative shooting schedule. #
• 22:34 Trying to find a good photo from 2008 to contrast with a picture of me in 2002. Good meaning "highlights the contrasts in interesting ways". #
• 00:02 My personal New Year's post: tinyurl.com/7ate8c (with pics, but otherwise may be boring). #

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• 13:13 Finally got enough hours of sleep. Been doing some customer service-y stuff and am about to cuddle with my hot water bottle, tea & luna bar. #
• 14:33 In between peeing, blowing my nose from allergies, & charging/changing batteries in remotes, toys, etc. I waste WAY too much time. #
• 16:54 Awesome. Just found an affiliate who built a promo gallery of me with the title "Busty Milt". Just call me Mr. Berle. #
• 18:44 Resetting my computer in prep for my show starting in 17 minutes. #
• 20:08 Nice relaxing show. Thank you to the nostalgic/kinky sounds of eighties music (Naked Eyes) & thoughts of Clive Owens in a brotherly role. #
• 20:39 Uploading a couple small sets of barely-nude photos for members that are very revealing for other reasons. #
• 20:59 Q rec'd via email: "how would you like to take a 19 year olds virginity?" No thanks. Been there, done that. Except he might've been younger. #
• 22:15 Twitter is EXACTLY my speed for a rockin' New Year's Eve party. EXACTLY. This is perfect! Still have almost 2 hours to go here . . . #
• 22:50 I can think of no better way to begin the new year than by ACTIVATING NEW CREDIT CARDS!!! Bwahahaha! Just kidding. So bad. #
• 23:05 Was hoping to post my update for members BEFORE midnight, but hipcast is not cooperating. Will try again after snackydoodles, etc. #
• 01:01 Happy New Year! Psst . . . members: weird little update posted. #

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