- 08:15 It's totally morning, but I'm a good sport about it and have chat scheduled in 45 minutes / at 9 pacific for our members. #
- 08:30 Looking at the pics just downloaded from last night. Thinking I need the help of an endocrinologist. #
- 08:34 I could stand a couple more hours of sleep; dreaming of using a long rusty spikey pole to beat, stab & kill a bad man is so tiring. #
- 09:36 Me, in chat, re: my "look" on cam this morning: "I look like a nerdy lesbian grandma". It's not reeling in the viewers, let me tell you. #
- 10:43 twitpic.com/9lti - Doesn't this camsnap say "nerdy lesbian grandma"? yeah, I thought so. I also like banana bread. #
- 10:54 Sending "Spaced" back to Netflix; it was likable, just not enough to make us want to watch it. Need more Star Trek. Always more Star Trek. #
- 10:56 Speaking of shows, is Entourage Season 4 all about making fun of people (heavy mature women, trannies, etc.)? If so, going to be unhappy. #
- 11:19 Editing pics we took last night. Like some things about them, but my puffy bloat is saddening me. #
- 11:47 Dark, candid black & white shots of Julia's bare foot: tinyurl.com/64u2jy #
- 14:12 My period finally started. Just in time for news flash in 45 minutes. Going to take a bath, try to get in a bloody shoot. #
- 18:53 90 minute chat session w/members coming up, uploading a new gallery for them too, & my period? Not really taking off . . . #
- 23:42 Super sleepy, waiting for my members-only vlog to upload so I can finish posted update and go to bed. #
- 23:53 It's hard for me to look forward to going to a wedding in summer on my heavy flow/cramps day. Hello, tomorrow! I'm talking to YOU! #
Sunday, August 31, 2008
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Saturday, August 30, 2008
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- 10:00 Since my google image search for "jill biden naked" returned no accurate results, I guess it's time to get on with my workday. #
- 11:16 Towards having at least 1 page on all my domains, my morning project was putting this up & a 404 page: fuckyoufeminist.com/ #
- 13:11 Had a chat using my hot laptop. Now time for non-meat meatballs w/masala sauce and then a shower before News FLASH. #
- 18:30 It's been six weeks since my last period. I'd like to think that makes me pregnant, but it's just meant a month of shitty hormones/PMS. #
- 19:38 Whoah! One of my machines just went crazy/blue-screened. #
- 20:30 Our chatroom is dead. Going to try to do a shoot before bed since I don't like the content I have stashed or can't post 4 other reasons. #
- 23:19 Clarification/apology from me: tinyurl.com/5s8d2m #
- 23:21 Need to have a snack and get some sleep. And remember to take off my eye makeup; I've got a clogged tear duct or something that's inflamed. #
Friday, August 29, 2008
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- 09:53 Cramps woke me up in the middle of the night, yet my period didn't start. My body is so out of whack. #
- 10:10 Outdoor shoots are not going to happen today, partly because of the weather & partly because I'm bloated beyond belief. #
- 11:07 The need to poop rescued me from a conversation on the phone with my mom that was just reaching that way-too-long mark. #
- 11:36 Picking up where I left off months ago on the dolljob video. Soooo hate vid editing. Going to try to make some cheesy music, too. #
- 11:47 Ugh. Knew I shouldn't have picked up phone; welcome to the guilt chasm. My mom doesn't mean to, but it's like a fucking icepick to my heart. #
- 12:11 Hate the vicious circle of guilt making me act like an asshole making me guiltier & more of an asshole. I feel like hot, tear-stained shit. #
- 12:50 If my period would start I might feel some relief from insane hormones. A handful of Xanax might be MORE of a relief, though, if I had some. #
- 16:15 Wah, wah, wah: tinyurl.com/6nb3gj in which I whine about my troubles. #
- 16:44 Going to do some errands, including shopping for wrapping paper which always annoys & simultaneously delights me. #
- 18:45 People! "Born in the USA" isn't a fucking smiley-ass, flag-waving, pep-ralley song. #
- 19:07 Is it my imagination or does my poop smell more rank when I'm having emotional problems? Is tweeting about my poop an emotional prob itself? #
- 20:07 Obama's speech was good but they needed bigger, better, and more explosively impressive fireworks! Step it up, Dems! #
- 20:29 So how hot is Joe Biden's wife, eh? That babe is a website waiting to happen . . . #
- 21:52 I reek of delicious creamy lotions after slathering them on my body after hot, soothing bath. Mountain Ocean Skin Trip + Alba Papaya Mango. #
Thursday, August 28, 2008
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- 08:22 We're going to try to make today our day off for the week. Except for a few work things we might do. Just a few! Breakfast time now . . . #
- 09:47 Time for a fresh, thick, juicy pair of contacts. #
- 10:15 Woops. I'm working. I should pretend every day is a day off bc it clarifies 4 me which work I really want to do @ the moment when off limits #
- 11:29 Slightly altered the design on web-whore.com but it took forever (& the code is a mess; wish I could hire someone to CSS it for me). #
- 12:14 My email problem *may* be solved . . . maybe. Still testing. Need to make a call or two. So my day off will feel productive! #
- 13:28 Super hungry, but have no interest in preparing anything to eat. Or even eating already prepared food. If there were some at hand. #
- 14:29 Doing housekeeping wearing a black velour boa, polar fleece sweatshirt, and stained, high-waisted old-lady sweat pants. And pigtails. #
- 15:17 Going to go out for lunch (unusual these days), grocery shop, and pick out a wedding present for our friends. #
- 17:25 I wish my mom would not answer her phone when she's driving. Scares the shit out of me. #
- 18:16 Going through clothes we haven't shot in yet, putting together ensembles that might be suitable for outdoor shoots. #
- 18:50 Left a pissy comment on this CNET piece defending Mad Men character impostors on twitter: tinyurl.com/5mqy2m #
- 18:51 Ok, YES, sometimes that shit is funny & I follow a couple impostors, but I'm still ethically opposed to it. We aren't ENTITLED to those id's #
- 19:28 I need to stop getting myself into trouble and watch some Project Runway. #
- 00:44 We had some fuck and now pubes are stuck together. Now it's time for some cereal made from wholesome heirloom grains! #
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
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- 08:04 Members: I'll be in chat in an hour, then later hosting "News FLASH!" at 3 pacific / 6 eastern. #
- 08:18 I need some engrossing PLEASURE reading for escape on the order of Sarah Waters: nothing *too* smart, depressing, comical: EASY ESCAPE. #
- 09:06 Guessing in my morning state of orange polar fleece & looking (only looking) like a sick, bedridden old woman people don't want to chat w/me #
- 09:08 In a way that's cool because I can catch up on a few feeds in my google reader. FYI: I never wake up in the AM & think "I want to be NAKED!" #
- 09:11 Love this post from Mistress Matisse re: her first kiss: tinyurl.com/kissmatisse #
- 10:08 twitpic.com/93sb - Morning chat's over, but this is the hotness you missed on my laptop spycam. #
- 10:18 Got to get out of the house for some fresh air & exercise. Still can't send emails. Be back in an hour or two . . . #
- 10:55 Pushed back the exercise plans for later tonight; spent more time on the phone re: email problem (still not fixed). #
- 13:22 Stupid library was closed so went used-book shopping and scored Natsuo Kirino's _Grotesque_-so excited!!! Saving it, though. YA fantasy 1st. #
- 13:25 Speaking of grotesque, just saw a yellowjacket hunched over, rocking, intently sucking down squashed snail remains. #
- 15:04 Putting a new strap on my goggles and sitting in the chatroom. #
- 15:10 Hmm. Wonder if the seal on these will even work. I hate getting water in my eyes when I'm wearing contacts/need to be able to see. #
- 15:15 Sometimes I wonder . . am I possibly dumber than a box of rocks? Totally feels like it at times. Not to trivialize the dumbness of rocks... #
- 15:25 I'm going to shave my head and wear nothing but rubber swim caps. WATCH ME! They look very fetching on me. #
- 16:06 twitpic.com/954q - My new look (note: the thick, white cap is much more appealing on me). #
- 16:59 It's been forever since I went swimming at a pool; how does it work? What are the rules/routines? I get nervous about these things. #
- 20:16 How is it 2008 and I never managed to learn how to properly make an animated .gif? Like I said, box of rocks. Blog entry back in draft mode. #
- 20:40 Who won the war in our Netflix queue: Dexter or Deep Space Nine? tinyurl.com/5e7all #
- 21:39 After a pleasant call with my wanker, I'm ready for bed. My long-lasting PMS is really making me sleepy. #
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
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Monday, August 25, 2008
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- 08:30 I'm awake, and that's all I have to say about that. Today is show day. My period still hasn't started but I'm 99% sure I'm not pregnant. #
- 08:42 Gahhhhh! So tired of being constipated the past few days; can barely squeeze out pellets and little round turdlets. VERY unsatisfying. #
- 09:33 Had some breakfast; now it's time to tidy up WebWhore Headquarters. #
- 10:10 Either someone's trying to hack into my bank account or some dumb bitch with same name as mine doesn't know it's not her username. Tis MINE! #
- 10:18 Rock on! Who do I have to thank for letting me finally have a worthwhile bowel movement? I feel ten pounds lighter. OK! Maybe seven! #
- 11:18 Nice. 4 once I try to respond to a fan's email & when I try to send it? I get some error message like "reject content". Agh! Stymied again! #
- 11:38 Wrote & sent out a newsletter to my members, past & present. If you're not one but want to read it, it's here: tinyurl.com/5xfwk6 #
- 11:45 I have to get ready for a show, but I sure am hungry . . . need to eat or I'll get a headache, making orgasm difficult/painful. #
- 14:23 Sleepy, a little hungry, and otherwise feeling pleasant post-show/orgasm. #
- 14:25 Somebody remind me tomorrow that I need to make the necessary calls & appointments to go back on Ritalin. NEED to. #
- 14:27 But now I need to get up from the computer & stop staring, mesmerized by images of my own ass on my monitor. #
- 14:31 Delia's only on her 3rd day of hormones & OH MY GOD, her nipples are already changing & it's making me CRAZY HORNY! #
- 16:21 Sorry folks; I cannot seem to reply to email today. Getting errors. Will call tomorrow (making 3 annoying tech phone calls I have to make). #
- 16:27 Sometimes I love our dog so much it makes me cry. Or maybe that's just pms. Also, I hate stepping on snails. Rain makes it hard to avoid. #
- 18:55 Read Delia's exciting news here: tinyurl.com/6ejl7b #
- 19:16 ATTN: "ANCHOR" - getting errors when I try to send email but will try to give advice after show; might be too tired though. #
- 19:23 Disappointed: just realized my rechargeable vibe wasn't charging since charger was unplugged. Was looking forward to that in show . . . #
- 20:05 Feeling totally exhausted, but the good news is that my vibrating dildo is charged enough to vibrate (for how long, I don't know). #
- 20:28 Going to wear a somewhat frumpy ultra-feminine nightgown for my show. With pleats above bust. For that GIGANTIC look. #
- 20:50 Feeling inspired to put on a totally bizarre, oddball "show", but hate to do that without taping it/not enough time to clean heads/load tape #
- 23:36 I cannot get enough Mad Men. Oh, Peggy . . . sweet, smart, striving Peggy. I cry inside and out for you. #
Sunday, August 24, 2008
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Saturday, August 23, 2008
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Friday, August 22, 2008
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- 09:00 Been up for an hour; on a less-is-more sleep trend past week. Hoping to submit a promo all over before getting ready to go to Seattle. #
- 09:28 Fucking HELL. About 1 million fixes, uploads, changes, etc. I need to make to get this promo even close to done/effective: stressed,plodding #
- 09:35 Awesome. Now I broke the signup links on one of Delia's join pages. I'm really doing a GREAT job with improvements. >scowl< #
- 10:17 Mistake fixed. Packing laptop, etc. in new backpack, exploring pockets. Going to try to log in a spycam & maybe chat while on ferry. #
- 11:07 Skipped shower & had whore's bath so I'd have time to finish submitting this Delia gallery to 300+ sites: tinyurl.com/5enwue #
- 11:09 Just read something awesome from one member that erased bad taste from passive agressive feedback I got night before last from another. #
- 11:12 Kicking myself. I fucked up one link (the stupid 2257 link) on the gallery so now it was/will be rejected by a bunch of sites. #
- 13:27 Finally got online on the ferry; webcam up, in members-only chatroom. #
- 13:33 Lame. Webcam disconnected/won't reconnect now. Wonder if WSF (Washington State Ferries) WiFi blocks it? #
- 13:36 Uhhhh . . . what are you supposed to do online in public where people might see your monitor? Only so much tweeting I can do. #
Thursday, August 21, 2008
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- 09:28 Refunded/revoked access to guy who acted like I deceived him into paying $20 for my site tho I'm (gasp) not in chat 24/7/haven't mailed him! #
- 09:36 Trying to get to the bottom of a tech issue. Need to let it go for now, eat breakfast, and help clean the house for company. #
- 09:55 Who does the Bronze Fonz *really* look like? tinyurl.com/6kslkn #
- 10:33 What are you supposed to DO with all the warranties & tiny user manuals & crap that come w/computer stuff, backpacks, camp stoves, etc.? #
- 12:34 Still cleaning house. Sweat dripping down my back. Being a shitty housekeeper would be ok if I didn't feel so ashamed for people to see it. #
- 13:42 Having an argument with Delia about housecleaning. Feeling crappy. Hungry. Sweaty. Like I'm a deep dark asshole. #
- 14:04 What sucks about fertility probs: not being able to have makeup sex/give proper BJ because partner needs to save cum for sperm bank. #
- 14:15 1 thing that would be cool about being rich is being able to apologize to GF w/gifts. As frequently as necessary (it is, if you are me). #
- 15:08 About to fall asleep. Would it be wrong for me to nap while Delia slaves in the kitchen making lovely quiches? #
- 15:14 Squeee!!!! Piper Laurie is going to be the special guest at our town's film festival!! #
- 15:22 Best flick: 1979, Mel G. is young "Tim", borderline retarded, & Piper Laurie is the older woman: www.imdb.com/title/tt0080024/ #
- 22:47 Had a great visit with our friends. Going to hit our beds now & watch some Project Runway; up early tomorrow for trip to Seattle/sperm bank. #
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
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- 12:05 Really irritable this morning; process of recovering photos is making me want to RIP MY HAIR OUT. Slow & obnoxious. Want to FINISH this! #
- 12:31 Oh right. Now I know why I want to kill: PMS. God, I fucking miss being on the pill. #
- 14:38 About promiscuity and that list I'm still working on: tinyurl.com/5857ef #
- 16:03 I need to go for a run now or else my pms is going to blow up and kill everyone within a three mile radius. #
- 17:32 Okay, that helped A LOT. Nothing can completely eradicate the horror of today's PMS, but I felt great outside in corridor of thimbleberries. #
- 17:37 And now? Some of Delia's enchilada soup for dinner plus some Star Trek: Deep Space Nine will further serve as hormone therapy. #
- 19:40 Annoying: our local theatre only showing Gonzo for one week. Damn it ALL to hell. #
- 19:45 Somebody shoot me: I had our ballots laying on the table for weeks, and forgot til just now TODAY'S THE DAY they were supposed to be mailed. #
- 19:56 Filled out ballots and now Delia's hurrying in the rain to drop them in the box due FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW. Just primary, but still . . . #
- 21:47 Feel like I've been working all day and gotten nothing finished, and it's really bothering me. And it's too hot in here! #
- 21:49 A picture of a lady coming over to our house tomorrow: tinyurl.com/68vsnm #
- 22:34 While vlog is uploading I'm either going to do some cleaning or take another walk outside. #
- 23:03 The List and a leggy guest gallery are posted for our members. My eyes are crossing so hitting the sack; more cleaning in the morning. #
- 00:49 Still awake, watching the Olympics. I keep getting up to pee. I swear I've peed 8 times in the past hour. It's ludicrous. #
- 01:17 Reading some really annoying shit that someone spewed in our chatroom today: YES, THERE ARE TRANSCRIPTS THAT I READ EVERY NIGHT. #
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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- 09:10 Just woke up and immediately made a massage appointment for today. Because I love paying women to rub me (almost) all over. #
- 09:27 Paying the bills and filing almost all our "vacation" receipts for write-offs since we did a number of shoots. #
- 10:16 Trying to finish writing a post but I can't stay I have to get up and poooooooooop . . . . #
- 10:20 Oh man, that giant brown fatty was begging for a plunger. #
- 10:58 Been working on list I'm compiling of people I've fucked & finding//linking to some blog entries about each person, if said entries exist. #
- 11:52 Going to burn a cd with new age music on it for massage therapist; her good discs skip and her others suck ass/are annoying to my ears. #
- 12:39 My "don't worry" philosophy of the day: there is no stop button, only pause. #
- 13:05 A vlog about my massage money: tinyurl.com/6hzcfz I'm out the door now for rubbies! #
- 14:48 The thing that sucks about having a massage therapist you like is that you want to talk to her during it when you actually should be quiet. #
- 14:56 Our main internet connection went down, so all but our Rude spycams are down right now, can't check email, etc. Lunchtime anyway. #
- 15:59 Cable still down; called and "there is no estimated time of repair". Fortunately or not, I have plenty of offline work I can do. #
- 19:21 Compiling photos to accompany "the list", digging WAY back. Not sure if I will get this done tonight. #
- 21:37 Corrupted data on the very old cd that has most of my pics from my promiscuous days. #
- 22:06 Using some software to recover my pics but only 7% done after 30 minutes; I'm about to fall asleep so not going to finish this project 2nite #
- 23:03 Why am I sitting here trying to be productive when I just need to go to sleep? Waste of good sleepy time. NOT efficient. #
Monday, August 18, 2008
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- 10:10 Been awake for an hour now doing promo stuff. I have a couple of shows scheduled today so ... I have a lot of dildos to sterilize first. #
- 10:23 Oops; forgot to put my SCC show back on schedule after being gone last week til just now. Hope I got it up in time. #
- 11:15 Now I feel like I need to make a dozen good blog posts to bury one brain-fried bad one. Hate that. My bizarreness is not what it looks like! #
- 14:15 Trying to jot down some of the kinky things I was thinking about while masturbating during my show. Also, sleepy. #
- 14:58 Exercised self-control in substituting 16 fat grams of top ramen w/plain egg noodles & bragg's. Does that mean I can have 2nd helping? YES! #
- 15:05 Uh-oh . . . power flickering and Delia has a show in an hour . . . hope we don't lose juice. #
- 15:13 Is that thunder or bombs being dropped in the distance? Or Paul Bunyon's muscle car of the gods engine being revved? #
- 18:30 Compiling a list for members to see how many people I've had sexual relations with. #
- 19:22 I seriously despise reading my old blog entries (finding info for the list). HATE them. I need a break from the computer before my show. #
- 00:25 Whenever one of my sites, blogs, etc gains the attention of someone I want to impress, I surf myself trying to imagine how they perceive me. #
- 00:25 Embarrassing, self-conscious, self-centered confession: #
Sunday, August 17, 2008
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- 08:05 Living dangerously . . . getting up with far less than eight hours of sleep. #
- 08:14 twitpic.com/7wo2 - Me a couple of minutes ago. Even the DOG doesn't want to be awake yet/is still sleeping. #
- 09:27 Logged in the laptop cam for members who want to be in my face while I finish my breakfast tea and catch up on hobostripper.com #
- 09:48 Put on thick robe over clothes; we have to keep it as cool as possible in the AM to prep for the heat we get later. I'm muy frio. #
- 10:37 Responded to seven fan mails, the ones at the top of the list because they required setting up special access codes to certain content. #
- 10:40 Buying some software annathenerd.com rec'd for getting traffic to promo galleries. Will spend a few hours learning/using that today. #
- 11:20 The tech support guy at our hosting company is going to hate me for all of my questions. On hold with him now asking for handholding. #
- 12:01 Tech guy was totally nice and patient . . . moving forward I may not even need the info I was unclear on. We'll see . . . #
- 12:23 One of my webwhore hq cams keeps disconnecting. Maybe that means it's time to take a break for lunch. #
- 13:17 Ohhhhh shit. Saw cursor tabbing furiously through all my open apps on main machine. Stuck button? Or was I being hacked? Need to reset stuff #
- 13:56 Taking a quick spy excursion around neighborhood. #
- 14:26 Sigh. Using up my limited mental resources on wild goose chase. What am I going to do, knock on doors and ask for their mac addresses? #
- 21:43 Embarrassing phone post exposing the way my brain fixates on offensive things: tinyurl.com/5nlkc5 #
- 21:56 Oops! Links fixed in tinyurl.com/5nlkc5 ; curious what other people think. Perfect example of how a picture doesn't tell a story. #
- 21:58 Anyway, I did mostly figure out that software today and hope to see some results of my efforts rolling in. Will work more on it Monday. #
- 22:08 I totally love being the only one leaving comments -- MULTIPLE comments -- on a blog post *I wrote*! That's totally insane! Feeling punchy. #
- 23:03 Today has been filled with mystery. I hope tomorrow will be filled with money. Regardless it will be filled with orgasms: shows on Sunday! #
Saturday, August 16, 2008
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Friday, August 15, 2008
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- 08:51 I'm awake and out of luna bars. Looks like I need to put on clothes and go to the store for a few provisions. Soy creamer out too! #
- 10:16 Editing some photos and brewing some tea. #
- 13:19 Trying to figure out why our SOY cam thumbnails aren't right . . . among other things. Need to fry an egg or two for lunch -- starving. #
- 14:42 Lunch turned into browsing this guardian feature on writers' rooms: www.guardian.co.uk/books/series/writersrooms #
- 15:29 Had to do a little masturbating. Here's what I watched for inspiration: tinyurl.com/5aay6m #
- 16:54 Tried twice & failed both times to upload small vlog; maybe my wireless is dropping out. Going to experiment w/new makeup now. #
- 17:40 Uploading a different video to a different site in the hope I will earn enough $$ for a check at that place. #
- 17:51 I know it's not PC, but we totally ate watermelon while we watched this video: tinyurl.com/25qzxy #
- 20:14 Having a lovely mushroom & leek soup Delia made over brown rice while we watch Mad Men. #
- 21:03 Resetting a couple of machines to see if that makes the audio kick back in on the spycams. Not sure what the deal is . . . #
- 21:14 Okay -- audio is working properly now. Phew! You wouldn't want to miss out on hearing me gushing about MY BAD DADDY DON DRAPER (on Mad Men)! #
Thursday, August 14, 2008
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- 13:04 Home again, home again . . . jiggety jig. Sleepy as fuck! Super sunny here at home; was cloudy on our trip (which was fine/nice too). #
- 14:01 Verified there are no emergencies upon return home; going to take a bath (I *stink*), have some lunch, and a nap, I hope. #
- 14:32 Washed all the briney beachy saltwater out of my crotch and asscrack. Fresh after-bath panties feel so good after camping. What to eat, tho? #
- 15:24 If you see a man on our outdoor cam, he's not a criminal intruder, just the insurance inspector type of intruder. Glad wasn't napping yet. #
- 18:29 Up from nap; about to download our pics and eat some salad for dinner. #
- 18:49 Argh - nevermind, moving files to external drive to make room to download pics. Need that dell bay rail thingy soon . . . #
- 21:06 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . in bed with my new laptop. Delighting in the prospect of actually having a working laptop not tethered to cams. Yay! #
- 21:33 Some T&A pics & a little blog post from our beach trip: tinyurl.com/5s46cf #
- 22:27 Delia is looking over my shoulder as I type this. She asked me what I'm doing, so I'm tweeting "getting ready for bed" in response. Vamos! #
Monday, August 11, 2008
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- 10:40 The perfect amount of dark chocolate consumption before bed has resulted in two nights of solid sleep in fewer hours. #
- 11:35 Doing my shaving now before we go since our room only has a stand-up shower; want to be almost shoot-ready upon arrival. #
- 12:33 Updated TastyTrixie & SpyOnUs members-only areas with vlog, gallery, etc. Now I need to actually PACK. We're late leaving . . . #
- 13:06 Putting the finishing touches on packing job (not ftm packing, but shoots+"vacation"{snort} packing). Back on Wednesday! I don't road tweet. #
Sunday, August 10, 2008
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- 10:00 Late last night I found my new favorite WP theme: www.onehertz.com/portfolio/wordpress/mandigo/ #
- 10:31 Paying/mailing all the bills early since we're going to be gone on Monday. #
- 11:12 Concentrating is hard. Even the sound of my own breathing annoys me, not to mention the sounds OTHER people make. #
- 13:14 Just plucked a white eyebrow hair. Looked up watchmeage.com and agingpornstar.com but both are taken. #
- 15:17 Gah! Taking *so long* to finish buying content (& GETTING it) that I was hoping to use as part of a member update before we leave tomorrow. #
- 16:43 Buttload of content downloading & fun idea/project gelling. Waited too long for lunch so in hurry to procure food. Subway sandwich okay? #
- 20:26 What?!? Why do people want me to post more porn (not more real posts) on my blog when there are 500 billion other places to get free porn? #
- 22:10 Samples from fetish porn gallery I'm posting tonight & rant about the latest news on a troubling obscenity case: tinyurl.com/5egtgm #
- 22:20 And yes, I bought a lame domain name for the bonus site, but I need more generic multi-purpose porn domains. #
- 22:51 Hmmm . . . not sure I can post member update tonight since the other content is still downloading. Tomorrow morning, I hope. #
- 23:37 It's time for a shower; you wouldn't believe how dirty my panties are -- and they smell so yum . . . #
Saturday, August 9, 2008
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- 09:22 Calling ccbill because I canNOT believe all these failed rebills, denials, etc. #
- 09:36 Oh my god . . . why didn't I call them before? Something's been fucked up. Like, for a month. See the color of money draining from my face. #
- 11:08 So. Not sure if there was or wasn't something stymieing some people's efforts to join some of our sites. Onward & upward! #
- 11:22 Getting ready to go to suburban mall land to purchase bathing suits and cables. And greasy pork dong from fave restaurant. Back in 5-8 hrs. #
- 18:22 Ahh! Loved our white trash day off which included surprise "RV Show" in parking lot of the mall. The joy of enclosed mobile toxic spaces. #
- 19:35 Just took huge poop. Mischief managed! Tap, tap! Flush, flush! Oh, what a relief it was! #
- 20:31 Got a dreamhost acct for some stuff: family sites, etc. My mom wants to start blogging SO . . . setting it up. #
- 00:56 Watched some of the Olympic stuff. Now I'm being eaten alive by mosquitoes. #
Friday, August 8, 2008
My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less
- 11:29 Been considering this & commenting: tinyurl.com/wakingvixen because it did annoy me yesterday even without an inside scoop. #
- 12:13 Cooled off a lot here; making some hot tea to warm up my fingers. I see our 3 new 500 GB hard drives should be here today . . . yay! #
- 13:21 Brain swirling with millions of tasks & projects I could work on right now; anxiety level rising the longer I fail to select ONE to do NOW. #
- 14:16 I "love" when everything is overpackaged these days EXCEPT hard drives sent with barely any protection to bang around in large box. #
- 14:47 Slogging along on the slow, painful, mind-numbing work of getting exposure for our affiliate program without benefit of advertising dollars. #
- 19:25 Lame. Trying to install our new hard drives on our dells: 1st one we opened up doesn't have weird Dell proprietary? blue clip mounting thing #
- 21:15 A poll on my blog (plus some boring bitching that you probably don't want to read): tinyurl.com/64bz7o #
- 21:24 Main machine decided to blue screen just now as if to say, "I can give you something to REALLY make you cry, bwahahaha!" Almost funny. #
- 21:30 One of my cams won't log in now. Going to step away from the computer and not worry about it until tomorrow. #
- 23:46 Damn! I can't believe someone really owns spamalamadingdong.com -- guess it's all for the best. #
- 23:56 Useful to porno bloggers? WP age verification plugin: tinyurl.com/62omvh #
Thursday, August 7, 2008
My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less
- 09:20 Sooooo hungry. Had to have a luna bar in the middle of the night. Need one now, too, before we go on a morning walk. #
- 10:07 Lately have gotten a lot of CC declines & rebills failing: is our pmt processor scrubbing harder or are more people just broke beyond limit? #
- 11:31 Just back from our walk and I *stink* of sweat. Going to try to finish the promos I started working on yesterday & have some lunch too. #
- 13:48 Phew! Finally sent out promo galleries & submitted them to sponsor database. Now I'm dying to eat some lunch. #
- 13:50 GodDAMN! Crazy lawnmowing lady needs to stay away from our yard & stop blowing rocks & debris towards our dog. Already broke window once. #
- 14:06 OMG -- I just want to eat & be left alone, but she is IN OUR YARD mowing. Does she desire a confrontation? It's so weird. Weirdweirdweird. #
- 14:28 FINALLY that madwoman has stopped mowing. Somebody give her five acres far from me to keep her occupied. #
- 14:58 Bawling. Just rec'd a beautiful, sweet, thoughtful baby quilt & other fertility blessings Delia's ex-gf made for us. #
- 16:11 I am being LAVISHED w/love today (well, every day, but in gift form today): Delia bought me a backpack, raincoat, sleeping bag 4 hiking. #
- 19:03 Had dinner & some lovely sex. Now we're catching up on Project Runway & heading to the store for dessert. #
- 20:17 Mmmm . . . going to have some lox, avocado, tomatoes and more Project Runway. AND CHOCOLATE CAKE! #
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less
- 07:42 Awake a little too early. Might as well not have slept at all with all the dreaming of Tina Turner, hospital baby snatchings, car chases,etc #
- 08:17 Made a campsite reservation for best night of the meteor shower (Delia told me about that). Will be FUN! #
- 10:26 Had bfast in bed, buried myself under heavy blankets & pillows except for small breathing slice, and reclaimed some lost sleep. #
- 11:51 My reaction to The Dark Knight: tinyurl.com/5kzeq7 #
- 12:16 Added a couple of things to that blog entry and now I really need to have some lunch. #
- 13:20 Working on building some promo galleries. Will take a few hours. #
- 17:55 Working on pricing & setting up "Benefactor Level Memberships" for those who'd like to pay a little (or a lot) extra to join our sites. #
- 19:42 Just got off phone with wanker. Lots of work to do, but now: delighted to be reading a new (female) member's introduction. #
- 21:10 LOATHE putting on bra to go to the store. I know you think it'd be sexy to go without, but I'm not comfortable w/them jutting out obscenely. #
- 00:07 Skipped exercise today & still didn't finish work I wanted to. Need to drop it & go to bed to start tomorrow with a walk. #
- 00:49 Did some stretching & moving to some new age music. Going to enjoy some Deep Space Nine before we fall asleep. #
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less
- 10:59 Another night of overactive dreaming. Worst part was the doberman attacking me while I was in a sleeping bag wearing a bloody pad. #
- 11:54 Got the bills in the mail. Now I need to reset our modem & router for fun. Most of our cams will be down while I do that. #
- 12:31 Confirmed a suspicion that's been driving me batshit. Sweating stinky sweat because I'm stressed out & can't solve this problem myself. #
- 12:42 Going to eat some breakfast and try not to worry. Serenity prayer, serenity prayer, serenity prayer . . . . #
- 13:02 Our lights have been flickering a lot lately. Tea (& stress) still brewing. #
- 13:16 Oops . . . forgot my tea & breakfast while scheming about a trip to the beach. #
- 14:08 Reservations made for two nights in photogenic room at the beach next week. Need another night or two somewhere else, now. #
- 16:34 Trying really hard to accomplish a few things. Sorry I am so late replying to emails. IT'S NOT (just) YOU! I promise!! #
- 17:05 Got around to a few emails that required actual ACTION. I need to get some exercise now for REAL, then we're finally seeing the new Batman. #
- 21:50 The Dark Knight was amazing, but I won't rush to buy it on DVD like I did Batman Begins. Tragic, of course: Heath Ledger stole the show. #
- 22:14 FYI: I'm totally sick & tired of this whole trying-to-get-pregnant thing. Doubt I did/will ovulate this cycle. Just want to drop it. #
Monday, August 4, 2008
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Saturday, August 2, 2008
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- 11:00 Ahhhh ... back home in our temple of poon. Now to prioritize work & stuff. I know we need to drop off rent, buy hard drives, edit pics, blog #
- 11:49 Our hosting costs exactly 1/2 as much as rent. Virtual housing & meatworld housing both due on 1st of month make 4 interesting comparisons. #
- 13:24 Rock on! Three new hard drives on the way. They can't arrive too soon, either. #
- 15:12 Super hungry & in need of a computer break/nap. Going to run some errands & come back with grub to keep us company with tv. #
- 18:38 Yay!! Dr. Aspie bought me a new laptop! Can't wait to get it -- thanks DA! #
- 20:39 Rehash of the last couple of days/our photo shoot/earthquake: tinyurl.com/6ypbsj #
- 22:15 Who knew Frank Langella & the guy who played Benjamin Horn appeared on Deep Space Nine together? Having a great Friday night here. #
- 23:16 Been editing pics and now we're going to do some much-needed stretching. Not sure which is harder: shooting pics or "modeling". #
Friday, August 1, 2008
My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less
- 08:30 MMmmm . . . had a very pleasant evening & sleep away from home last night. Without tv, Delia & I did some talking. About aliens & stuff. #
- 09:09 Downloaded all the yummy photos we took last night. This new camera is working pretty, pretty good! #
- 20:50 Home very briefly to let the dog out. Finished shooting but going back to enjoy take-out in the room. Will pop in once more before bedtime. #
- 20:58 Our SOY cams took a dive; I logged a couple back in, but you won't be missing anything anyway since we won't be HOME home until tomorrow. #
- 21:04 Parlour cam logged in & light on so you can spy on the dog for a little while. Gotta go back to bed with Delia! #
- 22:17 Home again to give the dog a goodnight pee. #
- 22:57 Downloading pics taking a lot longer than it should because we're almost out of storage space. Carefully deleting stuff. Sigh. #
- 23:24 These pictures are WINNERS! Not all of 'em, but enough. Going back to hotel room to enjoy ourselves & fall into a deep sleep w/ear plugs. #
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