Sunday, August 10, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 10:00 Late last night I found my new favorite WP theme: www.onehertz.com/portfolio/wordpress/mandigo/ #
  • 10:31 Paying/mailing all the bills early since we're going to be gone on Monday. #
  • 11:12 Concentrating is hard. Even the sound of my own breathing annoys me, not to mention the sounds OTHER people make. #
  • 13:14 Just plucked a white eyebrow hair. Looked up watchmeage.com and agingpornstar.com but both are taken. #
  • 15:17 Gah! Taking *so long* to finish buying content (& GETTING it) that I was hoping to use as part of a member update before we leave tomorrow. #
  • 16:43 Buttload of content downloading & fun idea/project gelling. Waited too long for lunch so in hurry to procure food. Subway sandwich okay? #
  • 20:26 What?!? Why do people want me to post more porn (not more real posts) on my blog when there are 500 billion other places to get free porn? #
  • 22:10 Samples from fetish porn gallery I'm posting tonight & rant about the latest news on a troubling obscenity case: tinyurl.com/5egtgm #
  • 22:20 And yes, I bought a lame domain name for the bonus site, but I need more generic multi-purpose porn domains. #
  • 22:51 Hmmm . . . not sure I can post member update tonight since the other content is still downloading. Tomorrow morning, I hope. #
  • 23:37 It's time for a shower; you wouldn't believe how dirty my panties are -- and they smell so yum . . . #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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