My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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From Twitter 09-29-2009

• 00:25:28: I accomplished a lot today, but not the blogging or members-only update I hoped to do. Tomorrow hoping to shoot some hardcore with @DeliaTS.
  
• 12:43:23: Just sat down on the shitter & loudly proclaimed, "HERE I AM!! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!!" The universe answered with a big poop.
  
• 13:38:17: Eek! Our sites have been down for a couple of minutes; they have to reboot our server, so let us know if we're not back up in 10 minutes.
  
• 16:29:53: I just posted a title &synopsis (or maybe just a little hook) for my #nanowrimo novel: http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773
  
• 16:46:50: Why isn't "Without You" on Decade of Decadence? That's all I'm asking . . .
  
• 16:58:06: This is the Motley Cure song I'm talking about, FYI: http://bit.ly/13xyE3
  
• 16:58:45: lol -- I said Motley CURE!!!! That's what happens when I try to tweet with only one of two false eyelash strips applied to my face.
  
• 19:01:34: MEMBERS: are any of you having problems accessing ALL of our sites with your one username & password? Let me know.
  
• 19:14:28: Downloading the pics we just shot; hoping to get them edited & posted tonight, or at least a sample on my blog.
  
• 22:32:40: http://twitpic.com/jow6r - Retro pink nighty w/black lace; from the set we shot today.
  
• 22:40:28: My secret ambition is to have Disney model a wicked witchlike woman after me. Sort of Madame Medusa meets Trixie. But then they'd own me.
  
• 22:42:01: Want more pink nighty pics WITH DILDO action? See my latest post: http://bit.ly/FZ7Yj
  
• 22:48:05: Posted a new vlog for members-only: http://bit.ly/swvvj
  

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• 10:27 I'm seriously going to buy myself some fucking gold star stickers to start putting on my endless to-do lists when I finish stuff. #
• 22:37 I can't wait for the day to arrive when wine racks aren't the predominant home furnishing on sale in stores. So fucking useless &bourgie! #
• 22:43 Signed up for NaNoWriMo for the first time. Who knows if I'll actually DO it, though: www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773 #
• 00:25 I accomplished a lot today, but not the blogging or members-only update I hoped to do. Tomorrow hoping to shoot some hardcore with @DeliaTS. #

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From Twitter 09-28-2009

• 10:27:03: I'm seriously going to buy myself some fucking gold star stickers to start putting on my endless to-do lists when I finish stuff.
  
• 22:37:11: I can't wait for the day to arrive when wine racks aren't the predominant home furnishing on sale in stores. So fucking useless &bourgie!
  
• 22:43:12: Signed up for NaNoWriMo for the first time. Who knows if I'll actually DO it, though: http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773
  

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 12:28 Took those magic vitamin brain pills again last night and slept . . . a long LONG time. Twas very very delicious. #
• 15:11 Did some stretching in our sunny, bone-warming parlour. Now: confused how to manage feedburner accts & buzzboost now that google ate it. #
• 15:55 Phew! My pea-brain figured it out. Also, in general, I'm finally feeling results of past month's work; to-do's seem more manageable. Calmer. #
• 20:22 Casinos make me horny. I can't help it. #
• 22:05 Just got home. Gonna eat some cold fried chicken in bed and watch tv. Jeopardy? I'll worry about credit card decline on big thing tomorrow. #

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From Twitter 09-27-2009

• 12:28:39: Took those magic vitamin brain pills again last night and slept . . . a long LONG time. Twas very very delicious.
  
• 15:11:02: Did some stretching in our sunny, bone-warming parlour. Now: confused how to manage feedburner accts & buzzboost now that google ate it.
  
• 15:55:48: Phew! My pea-brain figured it out. Also, in general, I'm finally feeling results of past month's work; to-do's seem more manageable. Calmer.
  
• 20:22:15: Casinos make me horny. I can't help it.
  
• 22:05:24: Just got home. Gonna eat some cold fried chicken in bed and watch tv. Jeopardy? I'll worry about credit card decline on big thing tomorrow.
  

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• 09:36 After breakfast I can't *wait* to sit down & populate DeliaTS.com with metatags & descriptions. Yes, that's total sarcasm. #
• 11:53 I've got a show in about an hour, then we have members-only chat and @DeliaTS has a show, too. #
• 12:18 I just clamped a swing-arm "architect's" lamp to shelf above me to light up my camshow. Guess this means I should shave my legs now. #
• 12:24 @Stewpot Yeah, I've done the hairy legs & pits thing, but they're not thick enough to satisfy hair-lovers. My twat is hairy now, though! #
• 14:04 Mmmmm . . . loved my show, the t wo fat orgasms I had, and the little ivory cutout footwarmer/armwarmer things I swapped out. #
• 14:26 Going to go get fixings for dinner. @DeliaTS has a show at the top of the hour, then we'll be chatting with members ONLY! #
• 15:28 Having a beautiful Indian summer here. Hoping to take @DeliaTS on a romantic picnic after our members-only chat. #
• 17:39 I can't believe the first decade of this century is almost over! I remember exactly what I was doing & who I was pining for Y2K eve. #
• 17:40 Thank god, ten years later, that I'm not that stupid anymore. I don't know what I was thinking, reading The Horse Whisperer! NEVER AGAIN! #
• 18:44 Didn't go on a picnic, but still enjoyed our turkey sandwich dinner. I've been in a very sandwichy mood lately. #
• 22:37 Quick post insisting you read a certain (new to me) stripper blog: bit.ly/12OSDo #

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From Twitter 09-26-2009

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:05 Ooogh . . . too much rich, dairyful food last night with not enough lactaid. Paying the price now. #
• 12:38 Trying not to barf. Wondering how long I can sit without liquid poop burbling out of my butt. Appt. to get hair done in 45 minutes. Gah! #
• 16:07 My hair is officially really blonde again for real. Yes, it COULD be blonder/fakier, but the color is kind of perfect right now. #
• 19:29 Getting ready for a camshow at the top of the hour - super sleepy, but it will be NICE. Magic wand & maybe Jackhammer Jesus? #
• 21:38 I've got so many friends who are going through / have gone through horribly challenging s cary shit. My worries are so petty by comparison. #
• 21:51 @Elligirl Your mac & cheese (among other things) sounds SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!! #
• 21:53 @Elligirl You are wickedly sweet, creamy-skinned dairy-filled TEMPTRESS!!!! ;) #
• 23:20 I can't believe I did it again: turned on the wrong burner and ruined another pan / almost burned the house down. Where is my head lately? #

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From Twitter 09-25-2009

• 10:05:48: Ooogh . . . too much rich, dairyful food last night with not enough lactaid. Paying the price now.
  
• 12:38:00: Trying not to barf. Wondering how long I can sit without liquid poop burbling out of my butt. Appt. to get hair done in 45 minutes. Gah!
  
• 16:07:43: My hair is officially really blonde again for real. Yes, it COULD be blonder/fakier, but the color is kind of perfect right now.
  
• 19:29:21: Getting ready for a camshow at the top of the hour - super sleepy, but it will be NICE. Magic wand & maybe Jackhammer Jesus?
  
• 21:38:41: I've got so many friends who are going through / have gone through horribly challenging scary shit. My worries are so petty by comparison.
  
• 21:51:32: @Elligirl Your mac & cheese (among other things) sounds SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
  
• 21:53:15: @Elligirl You are wickedly sweet, creamy-skinned dairy-filled TEMPTRESS!!!! ;)
  
• 23:20:56: I can't believe I did it again: turned on the wrong burner and ruined another pan / almost burned the house down. Where is my head lately?
  

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• 10:10 Yay! Woke up to a bunch of helpful / good / interesting emails! #
• 11:55 SO HAPPY! Delia's new site is now totally approved to accept members: deliats.com (also added sugar daddy membership plans). #
• 15:09 I just made the LAST post to my old blog: www.tastytrixie.com/blog/ From now on? It's all at tastytrixie.com FUCK YEAH!!!! #
• 16:51 Posted a new entry, "Dream Inspired Sex & Delia's New Site" on my NEW BLOG / revised site: tastytrixie.com #
• 17:46 Must. Get out. Of HOUSE!! Be back later, refreshed and freshly plumped. #
• 21:25 You guys have no idea what a trooper @amberlily is. She is the ultimate positive attitude, put-on-a-happy-face webwhore (w/out being fake). #
• 21:35 We're now going to watch the newly dramatized Grey Gardens with Drew Barrymore's version of Little Edie. Will Ifall in love with her again? #
• 23:51 @Mia Oh, you delicious little flatterer!! Totally needed the tweety-hugs tonight, so thanks! Good to hear from you w/your design skills! #

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From Twitter 09-24-2009

• 10:10:15: Yay! Woke up to a bunch of helpful / good / interesting emails!
  
• 11:55:34: SO HAPPY! Delia's new site is now totally approved to accept members: http://deliats.com (also added sugar daddy membership plans).
  
• 15:09:23: I just made the LAST post to my old blog: http://www.tastytrixie.com/blog/ From now on? It's all at http://tastytrixie.com FUCK YEAH!!!!
  
• 16:51:29: Posted a new entry, "Dream Inspired Sex & Delia's New Site" on my NEW BLOG / revised site: http://tastytrixie.com
  
• 17:46:40: Must. Get out. Of HOUSE!! Be back later, refreshed and freshly plumped.
  
• 21:25:23: You guys have no idea what a trooper @amberlily is. She is the ultimate positive attitude, put-on-a-happy-face webwhore (w/out being fake).
  
• 21:35:32: We're now going to watch the newly dramatized Grey Gardens with Drew Barrymore's version of Little Edie. Will Ifall in love with her again?
  
• 23:51:15: @Mia Oh, you delicious little flatterer!! Totally needed the tweety-hugs tonight, so thanks! Good to hear from you w/your design skills!
  

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• 09:58 Not enough sleep, but plenty of palpable sex dreams. #
• 10:22 My attempts at fixing my site are stuck trying to fully export & fully import ALL of my thousands of blog entries. Could a massage help? #
• 11:25 Wrote an email to tech support begging for help and am about to take whore's bath before engaging in some "stress relief" with @DeliaTS. #
• 11:58 That felt SO FUCKING GOOD!!! A little of this, a little of that . . . simultaneous orgasms and purple goo since I'm at the end of my period. #
• 12:10 For @SequoiaRedd & @wonderingsub & others: a whore's bath is where you just sponge off/quick -clean between your legs. Not a "full" bath. #
• 12:14 See, grannies KNOW: RT @ms_bbwliz: @tastytrixie My granny always said a whores' bath was when you "wash your face and fancy parts." #
• 12:17 Interesting:RT @MardiBra: @tastytrixie I always thought a whores bath was when you covered up the stink with perfume or cologne. #
• 12:22 Wordpress export: you are a dirty bitch-ass shithole. Everytime I try you, my export file gets SMALLER. Workarounds not working either. #
• 12:26 Speaking of dirty shitholes, even after my whore's bath I think I had a shred of TP clinging to a head-hair knotted in one of my ass hairs. #
• 12:27 RT @belledejour_uk: @MardiBra Ah, my definition of 'whore's bath' is like Trixie's. The perfume trick I heard called 'Saturday night shower' #
• 12:34 Waking up with post-sex-dream longing makes this Jeff Buckley song even MORE perfectly melancholy. ♫ blip.fm/~dtc32 #
• 12:36 I *love* fucking to Blue Dress -- may be my fave Depeche Mode song. Got some this morning. ♫ blip.fm/~dtc8b #
• 16:06 The problem with having no friends & liking my massage therapist so much is that I spend the hour talking instead of FEELING. #
• < em>16:06 And yes, I am exactly the kind of person who would like to buy friendship by the hour. That's totally my idea of a good time. #
• 17:25 Okay. Enough pleasure for today. I am now going to attempt a different approach at my site revamp: less automation, more hand duplication. #
• 20:25 I really want to bitch and moan and complain about all of this technical buggery and mind-numbingly boring shit I'm trying to do. SO I DID! #
• 20:42 I think I need a snack and to just go to bed. I *am* making progress, just not as much or as FAST as want. #
• 20:56 I took some pictures of a spider in her windblown web. That made me feel good. Going to read in bed and have some naughty granola. #
• 23:44 Came back to WebWhoreHQ to do some more work. Patience & limited knowledge base tested, going to bed again for real this time. #

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From Twitter 09-23-2009

• 09:58:18: Not enough sleep, but plenty of palpable sex dreams.
  
• 10:22:36: My attempts at fixing my site are stuck trying to fully export & fully import ALL of my thousands of blog entries. Could a massage help?
  
• 11:25:22: Wrote an email to tech support begging for help and am about to take whore's bath before engaging in some "stress relief" with @DeliaTS.
  
• 11:58:25: That felt SO FUCKING GOOD!!! A little of this, a little of that . . . simultaneous orgasms and purple goo since I'm at the end of my period.
  
• 12:10:17: For @SequoiaRedd & @wonderingsub & others: a whore's bath is where you just sponge off/quick-clean between your legs. Not a "full" bath.
  
• 12:14:19: See, grannies KNOW: RT @ms_bbwliz: @tastytrixie My granny always said a whores' bath was when you "wash your face and fancy parts."
  
• 12:17:48: Interesting:RT @MardiBra: @tastytrixie I always thought a whores bath was when you covered up the stink with perfume or cologne.
  
• 12:22:30: Wordpress export: you are a dirty bitch-ass shithole. Everytime I try you, my export file gets SMALLER. Workarounds not working either.
  
• 12:26:44: Speaking of dirty shitholes, even after my whore's bath I think I had a shred of TP clinging to a head-hair knotted in one of my ass hairs.
  
• 12:27:53: RT @belledejour_uk: @MardiBra Ah, my definition of 'whore's bath' is like Trixie's. The perfume trick I heard called 'Saturday night shower'
  
• 12:34:24: Waking up with post-sex-dream longing makes this Jeff Buckley song even MORE perfectly melancholy. ♫ http://blip.fm/~dtc32
  
• 12:36:16: I *love* fucking to Blue Dress -- may be my fave Depeche Mode song. Got some this morning. ♫ http://blip.fm/~dtc8b
  
• 16:06:03: The problem with having no friends & liking my massage therapist so much is that I spend the hour talking instead of FEELING.
  
• 16:06:51: And yes, I am exactly the kind of person who would like to buy friendship by the hour. That's totally my idea of a good time.
  
• 17:25:07: Okay. Enough pleasure for today. I am now going to attempt a different approach at my site revamp: less automation, more hand duplication.
  
• 20:25:49: I really want to bitch and moan and complain about all of this technical buggery and mind-numbingly boring shit I'm trying to do. SO I DID!
  
• 20:42:55: I think I need a snack and to just go to bed. I *am* making progress, just not as much or as FAST as want.
  
• 20:56:21: I took some pictures of a spider in her windblown web. That made me feel good. Going to read in bed and have some naughty granola.
  
• 23:44:19: Came back to WebWhoreHQ to do some more work. Patience & limited knowledge base tested, going to bed again for real this time.
  

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• 10:32 FYI: my pap smear came back as normal. That's good news, right? Of course it is! #
• 12:52 twitpic.com/iqgd7 - My big red dodecahedron excites my wanker. #
• 15:55 Wore a tank top over a sports bra to do errands. You'd think people had never seen a set of tits before. #
• 16:01 @Owlswing38 Yeah, I can't complain; I would stare at my tits too. I mean, I *do* stare at them when I can. #
• 19:07 It's time for me to put my pajamas back on, I do believe. #
• 19:09< /em> @jo300033 In that case, it's a good thing I'm only 5'2"! ;) #
• 19:19 @jo300033 Thanks! Our camera tricks must be working on you! Mwahahaha! #
• 20:20 About to convert the free area of my site to a new look/structure. Will be buggy/halfdone for a little while, I expect. Check tomorrow? #
• 22:06 Importing . . . importing . . . transferring . . . transferring . . . #
• 22:24 This wordpress import says it's done & to have fun. But about 1000 posts & a bunch of pages are missing. So I'm not done OR having "fun". #
• 23:09 This is not going to get done tonight. Also, I am constipated. Also, I need a massage. #
• 23:36 Going to move and stretch and wiggle around in the dark for awhile. #

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From Twitter 09-22-2009

• 10:32:18: FYI: my pap smear came back as normal. That's good news, right? Of course it is!
  
• 12:52:46: http://twitpic.com/iqgd7 - My big red dodecahedron excites my wanker.
  
• 15:55:56: Wore a tank top over a sports bra to do errands. You'd think people had never seen a set of tits before.
  
• 16:01:10: @Owlswing38 Yeah, I can't complain; I would stare at my tits too. I mean, I *do* stare at them when I can.
  
• 19:07:06: It's time for me to put my pajamas back on, I do believe.
  
• 19:09:48: @jo300033 In that case, it's a good thing I'm only 5'2"! ;)
  
• 19:19:48: @jo300033 Thanks! Our camera tricks must be working on you! Mwahahaha!
  
• 20:20:08: About to convert the free area of my site to a new look/structure. Will be buggy/halfdone for a little while, I expect. Check tomorrow?
  
• 22:06:20: Importing . . . importing . . . transferring . . . transferring . . .
  
• 22:24:36: This wordpress import says it's done & to have fun. But about 1000 posts & a bunch of pages are missing. So I'm not done OR having "fun".
  
• 23:09:21: This is not going to get done tonight. Also, I am constipated. Also, I need a massage.
  
• 23:36:06: Going to move and stretch and wiggle around in the dark for awhile.
  

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• 10:35 Fun for today = putting green food coloring in our crystal bowl water containing the mist maker! We are totally living large. #
• 13:58 Just got home from a 12 step meeting -- I totally needed that. #
• 16:44 RAD! I love reading good fan mail. I like reading guys' porn wishlists, especially if it's hoping for an encore of something I've done b4. #
• 18:46 Embarrassing = voyeurs watching me watching videos of myself, openly amused and delighted by myself. SO FUCKING NARCISSISTIC it's funny! #
• 18:47 Note: I'm watching myself for a reason, for ideas for video montage / sample for site redesign. #
• 19:03 Just posted a new vlog & gallery for my members, including some wet pussy shots. My fave is the one where my peehole is clearly visible. #

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From Twitter 09-21-2009

• 10:35:28: Fun for today = putting green food coloring in our crystal bowl water containing the mist maker! We are totally living large.
  
• 13:58:41: Just got home from a 12 step meeting -- I totally needed that.
  
• 16:44:27: RAD! I love reading good fan mail. I like reading guys' porn wishlists, especially if it's hoping for an encore of something I've done b4.
  
• 18:46:36: Embarrassing = voyeurs watching me watching videos of myself, openly amused and delighted by myself. SO FUCKING NARCISSISTIC it's funny!
  
• 18:47:06: Note: I'm watching myself for a reason, for ideas for video montage / sample for site redesign.
  
• 19:03:39: Just posted a new vlog & gallery for my members, including some wet pussy shots. My fave is the one where my peehole is clearly visible.
  

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• 12:08 Editing pics. Very annoying when you realize there was a long blonde head-hair hanging down out of your asscrack. But what can you do? #
• 12:12 And loose threads hanging from the hem of your nighty. And you left the sticker on the vibrator. Very distracting; how did I not notice? #
• 13:01 Yay! Just set up our "Halloween" Mist Maker . . . now I want three for every room. I want to be eternally SHROUDED in mist. #
• 14:27 Getting ready to do some exercise in the parlour; @DeliaTS is logging in a cam now if you care to spy: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 18:13 Feeling guilt y & pissed off at @DeliaTS mom - her family's weird way of not dealing with feelings is so fucking foreign to me. #
• 18:15 YES I know you're going through a lot. That doesn't mean you can keep calling her "him" & use old boy name like a fucking security blanket. #
• 18:19 If it were mere forgetfulness, that would be one thing. But saying flat out you "can't" yet is unacceptable as far as I'm concerned. #
• 18:30 Clarification re: parents: they ARE going through massive shit with Delia's brother's addiction. It's kind of horrifying, so 2 sides here. #
• 18:50 Thanks for the sweet words, everyone -- I'm trying to write an apologet ic letter to @DeliaTS mom now. Suuuuuuuuuck. #

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From Twitter 09-20-2009

• 00:08:16: WTF ever, google: there is nothing to help me shut this shit off in settings: http://is.gd/3tOzy DO NOT FUCK WITH MY BROWSER!
  
• 00:18:59: Finally fixed. Stupid shitholes should have it right on their "handy" new page, an I DON'T WANT THIS - TURN IT OFF link. I have ADD. STOP!
  
• 00:20:28: And that is how my Saturday night goes. Bitching about google on Twitter. They get rid of notebook, which ROCKS, & foist THIS upon us?
  
• 00:21:29: My apologies everyone -- okay, going to take a soothing bath. Very soooooooooooothing.
  
• 02:15:21: Yeeeks! Our house is like spider and earwig central! So many different kinds of spiders in all different sizes.
  
• 12:08:38: Editing pics. Very annoying when you realize there was a long blonde head-hair hanging down out of your asscrack. But what can you do?
  
• 12:12:19: And loose threads hanging from the hem of your nighty. And you left the sticker on the vibrator. Very distracting; how did I not notice?
  
• 13:01:07: Yay! Just set up our "Halloween" Mist Maker . . . now I want three for every room. I want to be eternally SHROUDED in mist.
  
• 14:27:30: Getting ready to do some exercise in the parlour; @DeliaTS is logging in a cam now if you care to spy: http://tinyurl.com/spyonus
  
• 18:13:12: Feeling guilty & pissed off at @DeliaTS mom - her family's weird way of not dealing with feelings is so fucking foreign to me.
  
• 18:15:53: YES I know you're going through a lot. That doesn't mean you can keep calling her "him" & use old boy name like a fucking security blanket.
  
• 18:19:35: If it were mere forgetfulness, that would be one thing. But saying flat out you "can't" yet is unacceptable as far as I'm concerned.
  
• 18:30:24: Clarification re: parents: they ARE going through massive shit with Delia's brother's addiction. It's kind of horrifying, so 2 sides here.
  
• 18:50:00: Thanks for the sweet words, everyone -- I'm trying to write an apologetic letter to @DeliaTS mom now. Suuuuuuuuuck.
  

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• 09:47 Too much dreaming, not enough SLEEP. #
• 09:49 @ericofthedead Well, I'm having my period which can make for an unsettled night but I'm GUESSING that's not what's causing your dreams. ;) #
• 09:50 Also: we are out of kleenex and creamer. Time to start blowing my nose into dirty panties & having @DeliaTS jerk off into my tea? #
• 11:04 Been trying to make Saturday our housecleaning day; haven't been consistent, but today we're going to try. Toilet, here I come . . . (retch) #
• 11:30 If I looked cute and "put-together" all the time I might understand why I h ave clothes strewn around everywhere. But I always look sloppy! #
• 16:40 It's almost grotesque what a good mood I'm in today. Calm, happy, thankful, optimistic, present . . . it's fucking wacky! #
• 16:40 RT @BloodyTrixie I just interrupted lunch to shoot some pictures of a big filet of uterus posed next to/outsizing a quarter. #
• 18:11 @man_onthe_moon We never really "go out". Also, not sure if you know we are 3 hours away from Seattle. Saturday night = work & Star Trek. #
• 22:26 Unpacking our clothes from the cabin trip. Fondling all our pretty things. I should spend more time loving all my dainties. #
• 23:52 I have no idea HOW google toolbar updated and began doing these annoying things to me, but I want it to stop. #
• 00:08 WTF ever, google: there is nothing to help me shut this shit off in settings: is.gd/3tOzy DO NOT FUCK WITH MY BROWSER! #
• 00:18 Finally fixed. Stupid shitholes should have it right on their "handy" new page, an I DON'T WANT THIS - TURN IT OFF link. I have ADD. STOP! #
• 00:20 And that is how my Saturday night goes. Bitching about google on Twitter. They get rid of notebook, which ROCKS, & foist THIS upon us? #
• 00:21 My apologies everyone -- okay, going to take a soothing bath. Very soooooooooooothing. #
• 02:15 Yeeeks! Our house is like spider and earwig central! So many different kinds of spiders in all different sizes. #

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From Twitter 09-19-2009

• 00:07:48: In the past couple of days I've drafted and/or outlined a couple of things that would be cool if I actually wrote them.
  
• 09:47:01: Too much dreaming, not enough SLEEP.
  
• 09:49:37: @ericofthedead Well, I'm having my period which can make for an unsettled night but I'm GUESSING that's not what's causing your dreams. ;)
  
• 09:50:20: Also: we are out of kleenex and creamer. Time to start blowing my nose into dirty panties & having @DeliaTS jerk off into my tea?
  
• 11:04:44: Been trying to make Saturday our housecleaning day; haven't been consistent, but today we're going to try. Toilet, here I come . . . (retch)
  
• 11:30:12: If I looked cute and "put-together" all the time I might understand why I have clothes strewn around everywhere. But I always look sloppy!
  
• 16:40:11: It's almost grotesque what a good mood I'm in today. Calm, happy, thankful, optimistic, present . . . it's fucking wacky!
  
• 16:40:23: RT @BloodyTrixie I just interrupted lunch to shoot some pictures of a big filet of uterus posed next to/outsizing a quarter.
  
• 18:11:10: @man_onthe_moon We never really "go out". Also, not sure if you know we are 3 hours away from Seattle. Saturday night = work & Star Trek.
  
• 22:26:56: Unpacking our clothes from the cabin trip. Fondling all our pretty things. I should spend more time loving all my dainties.
  
• 23:52:49: I have no idea HOW google toolbar updated and began doing these annoying things to me, but I want it to stop.
  

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• 09:54 @carpeetdiem Never heard the mussel thing before; we do have the "bearded clam", though. #
• 10:12 So I guess my avatar isn't just going to fix itself . . . had my fingers crossed it would. #
• 14:09 Mmmmm . . . my rolled-up sweats are still damp with saltwater from trudging through it at the beach yesterday. Feels nice around my calves. #
• 14:24 RT @BloodyTrixie Bitch Magazine on Tampax's new viral transgender marketing campaign: bitchmagazine.org/post/man-pad #
• 17:46 Working on my site redesign & havin g my period + mildly pleasant cramps. Going to take a pill to keep them that way. #
• 17:56 @man_onthe_moon Nah -- it's good! We're having an awesome day & my period feels pleasant right now. It's not a bad thing. #
• 20:42 I just realized NiteFlirt is undergoing some kind of serious "improvements". Sigh. Trying to catch up on the bullshit. #
• 00:07 In the past couple of days I've drafted and/or outlined a couple of things that would be cool if I actually wrote them. #

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From Twitter 09-18-2009

• 09:54:28: @carpeetdiem Never heard the mussel thing before; we do have the "bearded clam", though.
  
• 10:12:10: So I guess my avatar isn't just going to fix itself . . . had my fingers crossed it would.
  
• 14:09:56: Mmmmm . . . my rolled-up sweats are still damp with saltwater from trudging through it at the beach yesterday. Feels nice around my calves.
  
• 14:24:57: RT @BloodyTrixie Bitch Magazine on Tampax's new viral transgender marketing campaign: http://bitchmagazine.org/post/man-pad
  
• 17:46:52: Working on my site redesign & having my period + mildly pleasant cramps. Going to take a pill to keep them that way.
  
• 17:56:09: @man_onthe_moon Nah -- it's good! We're having an awesome day & my period feels pleasant right now. It's not a bad thing.
  
• 20:42:32: I just realized NiteFlirt is undergoing some kind of serious "improvements". Sigh. Trying to catch up on the bullshit.
  

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• 10:36 I've got the roving cam logged in while I attempt to pay bills. I say "attempt" because there's only so much you can do with this much $. #
• 14:19 twitpic.com/i383g - I think I got stung by a jellyfish. Worth it. #
• 14:39 Been a week since I exercised so @DeliaTS put sunblock on me & I went outside for fresh air, sunshine & cardio. Hope period waits to come #
• 16:08 My girlfriend, @DeliaTS, put together the sweetest lunchiest lunch for us. We accidentally watched some stupid-ass Tyra while we ate. FUN! #
• 21:51 Lit some candles, popped in some groovy music , and GOT OUR FUCK ON. Everything is back in perfect balance. #
• 22:20 We never play music together which is SAD, so turning off audio on cams so we can joyfully mess around without criticism. #
• 23:37 About to eat a tin of smoked mussels. They look like little tiny brown vulvas bathed in salty oil. Nummy! #

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From Twitter 09-17-2009

• 10:36:48: I've got the roving cam logged in while I attempt to pay bills. I say "attempt" because there's only so much you can do with this much $.
  
• 14:19:17: http://twitpic.com/i383g - I think I got stung by a jellyfish. Worth it.
  
• 14:39:19: Been a week since I exercised so @DeliaTS put sunblock on me & I went outside for fresh air, sunshine & cardio. Hope period waits to come
  
• 16:08:18: My girlfriend, @DeliaTS, put together the sweetest lunchiest lunch for us. We accidentally watched some stupid-ass Tyra while we ate. FUN!
  
• 21:51:05: Lit some candles, popped in some groovy music, and GOT OUR FUCK ON. Everything is back in perfect balance.
  
• 22:20:26: We never play music together which is SAD, so turning off audio on cams so we can joyfully mess around without criticism.
  
• 23:37:53: About to eat a tin of smoked mussels. They look like little tiny brown vulvas bathed in salty oil. Nummy!
  

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• 10:15 Our dog's rope outside finally broke . . . fortunately she decided to come in for a bite to eat instead of going on an adventure. #
• 10:19 Scratch that. Looks like some piece of shit motherfucker came into our yard and CUT her rope. In two places. I hope they're hit by a bus. #
• 10:21 Scratch that AGAIN. Looks like animals (probably coons) with extremely sharp teeth gnawed clean through it in about EIGHT places. #
• 11:54 Finished reading a book called _Motel Life_ with tears dripping down my face. #
• 12:11 I'm not a person who does her best thinking in the morning. #
• 13:48 We have a situation. Like, a SITUATION. Unfortunately, it's probably better not to even talk about it. We're just so fucking CAUGHT. #
• 14:58 We need to get out of the house for awhile and clear our heads from this craziness. It's awkward, to say the very least. #
• 17:32 People's responses to our situation range from "that's so cool" to "that's totally innocuous" to "OMG that's freaky as fuck". #
• 19:52 Sorry to be mysterious; we aren't posting the specifics to protect someone's job. Even though he SHOULD'VE done that himself. #
• 22:23 @djbi gcrunk I'm not talking about it elsewhere online, but on the phone with friends/family, etc. Might post about it in members-only 1 day. #

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From Twitter 09-16-2009

• 00:40:28: Reading a sad book made me vulnerable to tearing-up upon reading sweet messages from a couple of friends I dearly love.
  
• 01:46:19: I *love* this liquid calcium/magnesium supplement . . . except that it marbleizes my poop. Not like marble shapes, but white marble streaks.
  
• 10:15:49: Our dog's rope outside finally broke . . . fortunately she decided to come in for a bite to eat instead of going on an adventure.
  
• 10:19:01: Scratch that. Looks like some piece of shit motherfucker came into our yard and CUT her rope. In two places. I hope they're hit by a bus.
  
• 10:21:26: Scratch that AGAIN. Looks like animals (probably coons) with extremely sharp teeth gnawed clean through it in about EIGHT places.
  
• 11:54:13: Finished reading a book called _Motel Life_ with tears dripping down my face.
  
• 12:11:21: I'm not a person who does her best thinking in the morning.
  
• 13:48:40: We have a situation. Like, a SITUATION. Unfortunately, it's probably better not to even talk about it. We're just so fucking CAUGHT.
  
• 14:58:29: We need to get out of the house for awhile and clear our heads from this craziness. It's awkward, to say the very least.
  
• 17:32:43: People's responses to our situation range from "that's so cool" to "that's totally innocuous" to "OMG that's freaky as fuck".
  
• 19:52:35: Sorry to be mysterious; we aren't posting the specifics to protect someone's job. Even though he SHOULD'VE done that himself.
  
• 22:23:28: @djbigcrunk I'm not talking about it elsewhere online, but on the phone with friends/family, etc. Might post about it in members-only 1 day.
  

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• 12:37 It might look like I'm not doing anything, but I'm working & just WAITING for photoshop to move its fucking ass. #
• 15:56 5 minutes til members-only chat: tinyurl.com/spyonus - shoving food in my mouth now after building 16 photo pages for DeliaTS.com #
• 15:56 (it sounds easy, but trying to load everything up with keywords & stuff is extremely time consuming, but necessary for search engine opt). #
• 16:39 HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF! Just submitted Delia's new site to our payment processor for approval . . . still lots to do, but anyway - Phew! #
• 16:54 Dear google analyt ics: why do you make it so fucking confusing to add a new site to an existing account? Or to see referring urls? GOD ALPO! #
• 19:30 My show starts at the top of the hour . . . moisturizing now, etc. #
• 21:27 Enjoyed a laid back show with a great orgasm & great crowd - now I'm pining for @DeliaTS, hoping she gets home soon. #

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• 13:22 Embarrassing = miscalculating a good wanker's bill. Soothing = making up for all the poops I *didn't* have while we were gone. Ahhh . . . #
• 14:07 Just made 2 irritated posts to my BitchRants blog. *DO NOT READ* unless you like hearing my petty complaints: bitchrants.blogspot.com #
• 14:11 Yes, I *am* overdue for a period. But the contrast between cabin-life & our real home/work life is painful right now. Someday we'll balance. #
• 14:13 Going to edit pictures of me by a beautiful mossy-rocked river and pretend we're there again, alone & naked. #
• 14:28 It's har d to think of yourself as sexy when you're looking at pictures of your face that remind you EXACTLY of your grandpa. #
• 15:02 I just want to remind everyone that pissing outside on the ground feels so much more RIGHT than pissing inside on a toilet. I want out. #
• 17:42 @TastyTracy The stuff I'm taking is "Tension Rx Nighttime" by biochem sports. Also has B-6, L-Theanine, and Citicoline + the GABA & 5-HTP. #
• 17:43 Working on organizing a shoot-trip SOONthat's more hosiery-focused than our rustic & outdoorsy stuff we just did. Need to mix it up. #
• 18:08 Was going to blog some pics from this week, but unable to upload them via blogger for some reason so instead I'll have a nervous breakdown. #
• 20:06 New post with pics of me naked by a river, the cabin we stayed at & sword fern shadows: bit.ly/mcM6u #

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From Twitter 09-12-2009

• 00:44:17: Is it bedtime? Going to dose myself with the gaba and 5htp. Didn't sleep well & had tons of nightmares last night without them.
  
• 13:22:23: Embarrassing = miscalculating a good wanker's bill. Soothing = making up for all the poops I *didn't* have while we were gone. Ahhh . . .
  
• 14:07:34: Just made 2 irritated posts to my BitchRants blog. *DO NOT READ* unless you like hearing my petty complaints: http://bitchrants.blogspot.com
  
• 14:11:14: Yes, I *am* overdue for a period. But the contrast between cabin-life & our real home/work life is painful right now. Someday we'll balance.
  
• 14:13:47: Going to edit pictures of me by a beautiful mossy-rocked river and pretend we're there again, alone & naked.
  
• 14:28:28: It's hard to think of yourself as sexy when you're looking at pictures of your face that remind you EXACTLY of your grandpa.
  
• 15:02:05: I just want to remind everyone that pissing outside on the ground feels so much more RIGHT than pissing inside on a toilet. I want out.
  
• 17:42:28: @TastyTracy The stuff I'm taking is "Tension Rx Nighttime" by biochem sports. Also has B-6, L-Theanine, and Citicoline + the GABA & 5-HTP.
  
• 17:43:40: Working on organizing a shoot-trip SOONthat's more hosiery-focused than our rustic & outdoorsy stuff we just did. Need to mix it up.
  
• 18:08:35: Was going to blog some pics from this week, but unable to upload them via blogger for some reason so instead I'll have a nervous breakdown.
  
• 20:06:31: New post with pics of me naked by a river, the cabin we stayed at & sword fern shadows: http://bit.ly/mcM6u
  

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• 14:12 Just got home from an amazingly rad time -- unloading the vehicle, catching up, reconnecting cams, etc. #
• 14:48 Ahhhhhhh -- just pooped 30 minutes after walking in the door . . . didn't have the urge the whole time we were gone. I'm so AR. #
• 20:05 Still working on transferring the photos we shot while we were gone. #
• 22:51 Just rolled my dodecahedron to determine rate of my wanker's phone call. The sound of it rolling on my desk caused a "crisis" for him! Whee! #
• 23:13 Happy I got lots of fresh air & exercise this week. To balance it out, I also had a lot of clam chowder, mashed potatoes and su gar, though. #
• 00:44 Is it bedtime? Going to dose myself with the gaba and 5htp. Didn't sleep well & had tons of nightmares last night without them. #

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From Twitter 09-11-2009

• 14:12:39: Just got home from an amazingly rad time -- unloading the vehicle, catching up, reconnecting cams, etc.
  
• 14:48:12: Ahhhhhhh -- just pooped 30 minutes after walking in the door . . . didn't have the urge the whole time we were gone. I'm so AR.
  
• 20:05:55: Still working on transferring the photos we shot while we were gone.
  
• 22:51:45: Just rolled my dodecahedron to determine rate of my wanker's phone call. The sound of it rolling on my desk caused a "crisis" for him! Whee!
  
• 23:13:52: Happy I got lots of fresh air & exercise this week. To balance it out, I also had a lot of clam chowder, mashed potatoes and sugar, though.
  

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• 15:51 Many interruptions to our sexy time today, but still shot some good stuff. September in WA rock, as usual. Hope all is well elsewhere. #

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From Twitter 09-10-2009

• 15:51:50: Many interruptions to our sexy time today, but still shot some good stuff. September in WA rock, as usual. Hope all is well elsewhere.
  

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• 08:43 Why do I always forget how much happier I am when I wake up to music? #
• 10:30 Don't you just love it when someone's big black dog wanders into your house? Any dog with black lab seems to think tu casa es mi casa. #
• 10:33 Totally shaking because I am *scared* of dogs. Especially dogs with big black heads. #
• 11:11 Why does it have to be so hard to close a fucking pump bottle of lube for travel without wasting ten pumps of it? [gnashing teeth] #
• 11:30 I'm hungry, yet when I put food in my mouth I want to vomit. Also, just took my last comfortable poop; rest of the week? pit toilet. #
• 12:10 While I understand succumbing to internet trolling and petty meanness now & again, I really DON'T get being utterly remorseless about it. #
• 12:42 Teeny blog post reminding people we're gone most of this week: bit.ly/YfV38 #
• 18:29 twitpic.com/h18xy - Never. Want. To Leave. #
• 18:29 No reception at cabin. Had to drive a fur piece to send this. Fresh air making me whole and SLEEPY. #

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From Twitter 09-08-2009

• 00:08:52: I need to either go to sleep or get more stuff prepped 4 leaving/shooting tomorrow. Instead, afraid I'll wreck still-sticky toenail polish.
  
• 01:07:21: Just finished reading Gaiman's _Stardust_ and canNOT believe the bad reviews I'm reading. I thought it was pretty much perfect.
  
• 08:43:35: Why do I always forget how much happier I am when I wake up to music?
  
• 10:30:51: Don't you just love it when someone's big black dog wanders into your house? Any dog with black lab seems to think tu casa es mi casa.
  
• 10:33:40: Totally shaking because I am *scared* of dogs. Especially dogs with big black heads.
  
• 11:11:36: Why does it have to be so hard to close a fucking pump bottle of lube for travel without wasting ten pumps of it? [gnashing teeth]
  
• 11:30:13: I'm hungry, yet when I put food in my mouth I want to vomit. Also, just took my last comfortable poop; rest of the week? pit toilet.
  
• 12:10:11: While I understand succumbing to internet trolling and petty meanness now & again, I really DON'T get being utterly remorseless about it.
  
• 12:42:32: Teeny blog post reminding people we're gone most of this week: http://bit.ly/YfV38
  
• 18:29:06: http://twitpic.com/h18xy - Never. Want. To Leave.
  
• 18:29:55: No reception at cabin. Had to drive a fur piece to send this. Fresh air making me whole and SLEEPY.
  

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• 12:52 Stayed up late, so we're now just getting rolling. Looking forward to my English Breakfast (decaf) & Luna bar. #
• 14:40 {contented sigh} My girlfriend is so pretty; we're trying on stuff for our shoot in the woods this week & she's wearing a long soft dress. #
• 16:12 I'd love to eat some lunch right now, but all of my vital juices are depleted by the mere thought of PREPARING lunch. Also, feel pukey. #
• 16:13 I hope the weather forecast is correct for where we'll be shooting: partly cloudy while we're there, not raining. PERFECT! #
• 16:39 Jesus CHRIST the South can be such a dirty, freaky, lawless place: fwix.com/share/8_5cb804b887 #
• 17:30 Oops! I didn't mean to link to the local cougar story; it was supposed to be about cops in Arkansas. #
• 19:54 Read @rollertrain's tale of a weird thing that happened in a sex shop parking lot: bit.ly/1VjYGS #
• 20:25 Getting batteries ready in g-spot vibrator for shoot we're about to do. Now to make my hair & face look less monstrous. #
• 22:03 Now going to capture the video we just shot & hope to have it edited & uploaded by tomorrow night or Tuesday morning for members. #
• 22:07 twitpic.com/gteuy - About to capture video, post orgasms. #
• 22:07 twitpic.com/gtexq - And no, these cozy clothes aren't what I was wearing in the pics & vid. #
• 23:44 Again, I want to apologize for putting up a link to a dead cougar; I copied the wrong permalink & didn't mean to send you to see that. #
• 00:39 Just did some stretching; glad @DeliaTS "made" us do it. Needed it. Now she's cooking up some bacon & eggs. Life is good! #

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