My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:58 Not enough sleep, but plenty of palpable sex dreams. #
• 10:22 My attempts at fixing my site are stuck trying to fully export & fully import ALL of my thousands of blog entries. Could a massage help? #
• 11:25 Wrote an email to tech support begging for help and am about to take whore's bath before engaging in some "stress relief" with @DeliaTS. #
• 11:58 That felt SO FUCKING GOOD!!! A little of this, a little of that . . . simultaneous orgasms and purple goo since I'm at the end of my period. #
• 12:10 For @SequoiaRedd & @wonderingsub & others: a whore's bath is where you just sponge off/quick -clean between your legs. Not a "full" bath. #
• 12:14 See, grannies KNOW: RT @ms_bbwliz: @tastytrixie My granny always said a whores' bath was when you "wash your face and fancy parts." #
• 12:17 Interesting:RT @MardiBra: @tastytrixie I always thought a whores bath was when you covered up the stink with perfume or cologne. #
• 12:22 Wordpress export: you are a dirty bitch-ass shithole. Everytime I try you, my export file gets SMALLER. Workarounds not working either. #
• 12:26 Speaking of dirty shitholes, even after my whore's bath I think I had a shred of TP clinging to a head-hair knotted in one of my ass hairs. #
• 12:27 RT @belledejour_uk: @MardiBra Ah, my definition of 'whore's bath' is like Trixie's. The perfume trick I heard called 'Saturday night shower' #
• 12:34 Waking up with post-sex-dream longing makes this Jeff Buckley song even MORE perfectly melancholy. ♫ blip.fm/~dtc32 #
• 12:36 I *love* fucking to Blue Dress -- may be my fave Depeche Mode song. Got some this morning. ♫ blip.fm/~dtc8b #
• 16:06 The problem with having no friends & liking my massage therapist so much is that I spend the hour talking instead of FEELING. #
• < em>16:06 And yes, I am exactly the kind of person who would like to buy friendship by the hour. That's totally my idea of a good time. #
• 17:25 Okay. Enough pleasure for today. I am now going to attempt a different approach at my site revamp: less automation, more hand duplication. #
• 20:25 I really want to bitch and moan and complain about all of this technical buggery and mind-numbingly boring shit I'm trying to do. SO I DID! #
• 20:42 I think I need a snack and to just go to bed. I *am* making progress, just not as much or as FAST as want. #
• 20:56 I took some pictures of a spider in her windblown web. That made me feel good. Going to read in bed and have some naughty granola. #
• 23:44 Came back to WebWhoreHQ to do some more work. Patience & limited knowledge base tested, going to bed again for real this time. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter