My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 10:15 Our dog's rope outside finally broke . . . fortunately she decided to come in for a bite to eat instead of going on an adventure. #
• 10:19 Scratch that. Looks like some piece of shit motherfucker came into our yard and CUT her rope. In two places. I hope they're hit by a bus. #
• 10:21 Scratch that AGAIN. Looks like animals (probably coons) with extremely sharp teeth gnawed clean through it in about EIGHT places. #
• 11:54 Finished reading a book called _Motel Life_ with tears dripping down my face. #
• 12:11 I'm not a person who does her best thinking in the morning. #
• 13:48 We have a situation. Like, a SITUATION. Unfortunately, it's probably better not to even talk about it. We're just so fucking CAUGHT. #
• 14:58 We need to get out of the house for awhile and clear our heads from this craziness. It's awkward, to say the very least. #
• 17:32 People's responses to our situation range from "that's so cool" to "that's totally innocuous" to "OMG that's freaky as fuck". #
• 19:52 Sorry to be mysterious; we aren't posting the specifics to protect someone's job. Even though he SHOULD'VE done that himself. #
• 22:23 @djbi gcrunk I'm not talking about it elsewhere online, but on the phone with friends/family, etc. Might post about it in members-only 1 day. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter