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• 11:35 In my hideaway browsing music on YouLicense.com which is pretty fucking awesome if you have a budget for music for your web prods, etc. #
• 12:37 @robgokeemusic Andropause is a real thing, actually . . . I totally believe lots of people's endocrine systems need fine tuning. #
• 13:01 I want to go outside for fresh air/exercise but HATE doing that on a sunny Saturday. Ugh . . . there are PEOPLE out there. #
• 15:12 OMG -- getting a massive hardon looking at old yearbook photos of wrestling team from my high school. #
• 15:45 Just ordered a pizza from a very HIGH, very chatty woman. It was an excruciating conversation to endure. #
• 15:47 Her: "F". . . as in Frank? Me: No, "S" as in Sam. Her: (long pause) . . . . okay . . . FRANK. #
• 15:49 Me: no! SAM! "S" as in "SAM"! Her: oohhh (raucous laughter) I thought you meant fam, like The FAM! @DeliaCD suggested "S" as in STONED. #
• 16:22 Alterna-eerie version of "Every Breath You Take": is.gd/KczF That's exactly what the inside of my brain sounds like in finer moments. #
• 18:36 @DClaudeKatz LMAO -- yeah, if I'd have said Sierra she'd have said, "Fiero? Cool car . . . " #
• 18:38 @Planetdome The pizza *did* come & was worth every painful moment I spent ordering it. Thanks! Think I'll have another slice now . . . #
• 19:32 We have a crow or two that hang out in our yard that are only two steps away from being pets. I <3 crows!! #
• 19:37 I have a show at the top of the hour, but it might be a little red & fleshy (see also @BloodyTrixie for details if you're into that). #
• 21:08 It's official. I think this higher estrogen pill makes my orgasms way less intense. Like . . . THAT'S IT??? #
• 01:01 When I try to find g-rated pics to share with civilians I'm reminded that even with clothes on all of our pics are still obviously porn. #
• 01:02 If we aren't flashing something or taking something off in our pics, the looks on our faces & angles clearly indicate we're ABOUT to do so. #
• 03:14 Have been lying in bed for too long without falling asleep so I'm getting up & going to the guest room to read. #

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• 08:47 Now that people can text me emails I get stuff like this in the mail: "I need to see u nuge.now " #
• 09:00 Got hit with my first notice of a reduced credit limit. I didn't get enough sleep to greet this day with open arms. Going back to bed. #
• 10:41 I like threads like this one focusing on extremely specific details, like the Harlow bra by Felina (I'm at the bottom): is.gd/JcT8 #
• 14:17 Just cleaned up a few pages in my members-only area so they're less obnoxious and added a new plugin on the bonus page. #
• 14:20 Phew! Magically, my credit limit was RAISED on a different card with a different issuer on same day as other one was lowered. #
• 14:48 Feeling bad for @AmberLily whose home loan was denied, and setting out to run some errands. Be back soon! #
• 16:07 Summer really feels like it's here now - it's balmy out & Ijust got books 2 & 3 of Abhorsen Trilogy & 2 & 3 of Gossip Girl. #
• 20:59 A couple of new additions -- Oasis & Born Whore -- to my blog link list: bit.ly/5o1iW #
• 22:24 Just broke out in a cold sweat upon reading invitation to lunch w/ old Mormon crush & his wife when they travel to our hometown. COLD sweat. #
• 22:30 Actually, that sweat was so immediately, uncomfortably sauna-like I couldn't even distinguish between hot/cold with nausea distracting me. #
• 22:32 @jasonbhart Baby, you HAVE to know about Des Moines, WA if you know ANYTHING about Mary Kay and Vili. ;)~ #
• 22:35 I wonder if I should have attended their "Hot for Teacher" party for blog fodder or if that's too gross for even ME: is.gd/JEdv #
• 22:48 Reading an AWESOME, thorough review of @DeliaCD's site & our network: is.gd/JEMw Makes me very happy. #
• 23:01 Another (deliciously flattering)entry on @DeliaCD with newer pics from the same blogger: is.gd/JFfE #

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• 11:24 @ms_bbwliz If I brought up FITA during #amazonfail it was only to point out inconsistencies; I would defend books w/those themes to death. #
• 11:29 @ms_bbwliz And thank YOU because I just learned a valuable lesson about coming across exactly like the people who bug the shit out of me. ;) #
• 14:27 Post-shower. Hair dry as a scarecrow's even though I consistently seem unable to completely rinse conditioner out of hair behind right ear. #
• 15:09 hoodcanalbridge.blogspot.com/ ROCKS. I LOVE how WA celebrates & shares progress on bridge building. Beautiful. #
• 19:03 Been amusing myself writing a story for members that's only half done & already 3 times longer than I wanted the finished story to be. #
• 19:04 By the way, that's not a good thing. I'm a rank fucking amateur. But it *is* fun & delightful for *me*! Members may not agree, though. #
• 22:43 Phew! New vlog, Heat Rash Romance Gallery & The Panty Phantom story Part I posted for members. #
• 23:08 Oh my god I'm a dork. Just got a pang of heartache seeing facebook friend request & note from one of my Mormon high school crushes. #
• 23:10 Oh no. Oh NOOOOOOOOO. {moaning because he looks so cute in his thumbnail}. Do not want to find out that he's married & still Mormon. #
• 23:19 I feel so old & so distanced from everybody. Not that I want to be closer exactly, it just feels weird, comparing where/who I am to THEM. #
• 23:54 It's hard enough to tell straight people you're a pornographer without having to admit to being an UNSUCCESSFUL pornographer. #
• 23:56 I don't have a pool, McMansion, bimbos humping me when I snap my fingers or ready handfuls of cash. I don't even have a Brazilian wax. #
• 00:30 I need to stop sitting in front of the computer feeling pathetic. Instead I should take a carton of ice cream to bed & feel pathetic there. #
• 01:41 @amberlily Me too! And then we could also eat all night with any kind of food we wanted courtesy of the replicators. #

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• 12:48 When getting one thing done requires doing other things in specific order, I often get very overwhelmed/hopeless. It's a problem. #
• 14:32 Listening to Joan Osborne: Early Recordings & editing pics. Glad I finally reclaimed this disc from my sister's house. #
• 15:15 Uploading a set of 131 pictures including white ankle socks & my cameltoe in white brief panties. Old-fashioned housewifely maturity. #
• 15:18 #3wordsaftersex Sorry I farted. Actually, I rarely say "sorry" -- it's more like, "bwahaha! I FARTED!" #
• 16:12 Son of a fucking bitch. Main cams are down because we lost our main internet connection. I'm hungry & hate this. Rude cams still up. #
• 16:18 I think the utility guy in cherry picker appreciated me running outside in tank top & no bra to ask what he was doing. He just pointed down. #
• 16:19 FYI: cams are back up / internet connection back up. They never know WTF to tell me when I call since I seem to be the 1st to notice downage #
• 17:38 OMG. This is getting weirder and weirder -- our 2nd (really stable little) internet connection is down now & it's NEVER down. NEVER. #
• 17:59 Having to call TWO tech support lines in one day is enough to make me want to shoot myself. Gritting teeth . . . picking up phone . . . #
• 18:16 Phew! That was relatively painless and our Rude cams are now back up. Will try not to take stability for granted for a month or two. ;) #
• 18:19 Sometimes I like to act crankier than I really am so that @DeliaCD will let me eat all of the ice cream left in the tub. #
• 19:55 Dragging laptop into off-cam lair for a couple (?) of hours to write a story for members. Sort of reverse mad libs type of thing. #
• 22:58 @roxxiecyber OMFG that's gorgeous -- and hello, so jealous of your location. JEALOUS!!! Green girdle, red hair . . . and YOU! Nomnomnom! #
• 23:22 @roxxiecyber Oh God . . . now you're making me HOTTER imagining ghosts of young masons standing around nude but for their aprons. #
• 23:25 Random wish OTD: I would really love to have the whole Dollanganger/Flowers in the Attic series with the ORIGINAL goth covers / cover art. #
• 23:35 Too awesome: Flowers in the Attic Cover Development with sketches: bit.ly/uhhAR #
• 00:31 Confession: I've never read a Trixie Belden book. Just mooched _The Secret of the Mansion_. It's never too late to research your name. #
• 00:43 For some reason(s) I'm afraid to do the things I really WANT to do. Fear of failure sucks ass. #
• 01:04 @UndressJess LOL -- you're silly, darling! I'm blushing! {{{hugs}}} #

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• 11:05 Errrr . . . why am I bleeding when I'm still taking my pill? Agh . . . lower back cramps. It all feels sort of pleasant, though. #
• 11:40 Time to balance the books and pay the bills. {{{shudders}}} #
• 15:29 Worst fucking day to run errands. The sound of me dropping four boxes of mac & cheese in the parking lot echoed in my irritated brain. #
• 16:34 I just had to lay down the law with myself, doling out a weekly tv/movie allowance in increments of time. Sigh. Need lunch. AND TV!!! #
• 19:23 It's time for exercise. Probably off cam. Mostly because if I take the time to log one in it will drain me of motivation. #
• 19:59 Doing brisk cardio after eating dairy is a bad idea if you're lactose intolerant. Holy gastrointestinal distress. #
• 20:24 Very disappointed in the orange that should've been a treat - was all dried out and fibrous. Fiber's nice, but so is juice. #

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• 10:08 I don't need an interpreter to figure out why Seattle's Smith Tower figured so prominently in my dreams last night. #
• 10:41 Stepped outside & heard gun salute and what sounded like taps being played on a violin (probably just because it was far away). #
• 10:46 Oh my GAH! Our internet connection is slow as molasses this morning. #
• 14:21 My gf @DeliaCD is so nice; gave me Borders gift cert she never used that famiily gave her. Hard to decide between Twilight dvd & tarot deck. #
• 17:03 CRIED watching documentary about Andes plane crash survivors: www.pbs.org/independentlens/stranded/ #
• 21:12 Thanks to @AlexaRPD for link to this blog post about one sex worker's fears. Made me cry-hy-hy: bit.ly/OS52p "It's YOU I'm afraid of" #
• 21:25 Continuing to make steady progress on boring work stuff. But now it's time for (soy) ice cream: peanut butter zig zag is our new addiction! #
• 21:28 Why in the world did I use my real name for my bookmooch account & my porn name for goodreads? Now I can't cross-contaminate. #
• 21:42 ROCK ON!! There are bats flickering around in our backyard. We have so many good sightings of flying things here. Owls, bats, birdies . . . #
• 22:04 Dear Jesus: thank you for blessing me with many beautiful, shiny, creatively formed silicone dildos. & for that movie about Beatrix Potter. #

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• 10:13 I've officially lost my soul; I dreamt that I really wished I had my mobile phone with me so I could text and tweet. #
• 10:18 AND I save inspiring spam. "When the darkness comes your watch will still show you the right time." "Living proof earth is flat available." #
• 12:30 Most exciting part of today so far: ripping up an old flannel sheet for cleaning/dusting rags. Luxury cleaning rags rock! #
• 13:21 For as infrequently as we scrub our toilets you'd THINK that every single time we wouldn't be out of toilet cleanser but for 2 teaspoons. #
• 19:38 Just remembered why I hate blue toilet water; I can't tell what shade/hue of brown my poop is. #

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• 11:04 Grrrrr. RT @swopusa Girl who auctioned virginity on the Net tinyurl.com/r7jnj5 has to pay 50% of earnings as tax 4 prostitution. #
• 13:35 Dear USPS: if you're going to raise the cost of postage every other month, at least GIVE US SOME AWESOME STAMPS TO BUY! Wedding rings? BARF! #
• 13:44 @amberlily Ah, I know -- the Simpsons stamps don't do it for me, though. I'd only be all over them if they had Mr. Burns and Moe (my faves). #
• 14:21 Hesitating to email my mom to make sure she doesn't give away my dad's leather bound copy of Leaves of Grass. Sure to set off chain of BS. #
• 00:24 Finally watched "Doubt". I'm not a huge Meryl Streep fan so it always surprises me how she suckers me into crying every time. #

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• 10:38 Dreamt Gossip Girl's Nate made self-suck porn AND a scene w/a girl while he was dressed in a bridal veil, white corset & stockings. HOT! #
• 13:48 About to puke reading some art hound's bullshit distinctions between art & porn. Fuck off already. #
• 13:53 Dammit I just want to find info on all that art a woman was commissioned to do of laborers around the time the Grand Coulee Dam was built. #
• 13:59 Finally found her. Vanessa Helder. Annoyed at how buried people like her (WOMEN) are. FU internet. is.gd/Cs8S #
• 14:05 Just read the last paragraph re: what happened to her work: is.gd/Csdn - what a fucking travesty. #
• 17:11 I took some naughty BAD pictures and just made it even worse by posting them in my blog:is.gd/Cu1v #
• 17:27 Oops: fucked up the link. Click for "My Ethics, Chopped to Smithereens" with PICS: is.gd/Cu1v #
• 21:52 Had a couple nice orgasms during my show. Now settling in to watch Transsiberian. I love trains & I love Russian atmosphere, so yay! #
• 00:44 LOVED Transsiberian. It's hard to go wrong with a train movie, though (I even liked that Steven Segal train movie). #

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• 11:40 Getting ready to do a show on Rude in about 90 minutes/at 1 pacific: Members go here:tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
• 15:05 Ugh. Another one of our cams is freezing up/dying. Logitech pisses me off in so VERY many ways. Still better than most webcam brands, though #
• 15:22 Randomly found my way back to this fantastic site today: www.birthingthecrone.com #
• 15:35 Just had to downgrade my internet radio broadcasting package. Oh well. Need to reinvent it anyway. Another sad back-burner project. #

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• 10:11 St. John's Wort before bed is helpful, but a nice fuck is better. I've had the opportunity to compare them the past three days. Very nice. #
• 10:17 @Moonsinger Ah, yes ... THOSE herbs. I've enjoyed perhaps too few enhanced fucks w/that but our days of smoking are over. Very nice, though. #
• 10:34 Why yes, I DID make it sound as thought the world is a Very Bad Place upon discovering (remembering, really) we're out of creamer. #
• 12:03 Really feeling grateful/hopeful about the credit card co. crackdown . . . sick of those monsters running amok getting rich ass-raping us. #
• 12:12 @LaLibertine I hear you; I actually reworded my tweet before I posted it so I didn't sound as jaded & suspicious as I actually feel. #
• 12:38 Doing something different than we've done before with pmt processor & friends' sites; trying to get clear, reliable info to set up RIGHT. #
• 12:44 Live chat is great for this; it's immediate & I have a record of how vague their answers are sometimes. "I believe so" is not a good answer. #
• 15:36 I'm going to go spend the birthday CC my mom gave me. Yes, it's been two months. Now it's time for some little trinkets. #
• 17:30 Trying to resist doing one of those LOOK AT ALL THE AWESOME BOOKS I'VE READ memes. Why do they list the 2 Roald Dahl books I *haven't* read? #
• 20:52 Amazing. Even though we only have 5.5 friends I STILL manage to mix them up. Sorry about that, Beer Can Man. I *can* id you by dick, though. #

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• 09:20 I think drinking St. John's Wort tea the last couple nights has equaled better/sounder sleep. Now if I can just manage to avoid a headache. #
• 09:26 @thattoychick Ah, yeah; I took melatonin years ago but stopped partly because I was afraid it would suppress my body's own production of it. #
• 11:11 People are unfairly treating my @freeporn account like a spam joke. I haven't even spent time using it so that's . . . interesting. #
• 13:45 I totally want this camera so we can frame more extreme angles: bit.ly/drKr5 #
• 13:46 I definitely miss that about our old, more consumer-level camera. Also, I'm getting squint-eye from looking through the viewfinder. #
• 15:01 Taking a break from my site revamp for some lunch & reading. #
• 15:44 OMG - The Westing Game is such a good book. Just finished reading it & cried. Never read it as a kid, but it's fantastic as a grown-up, too. #
• 17:42 Ugh. I wasn't going to give away as many free pics on this redesign, but I'm winding up giving away MORE. My brainz not good. #
• 18:33 I just did 50% of something I think is really REALLY wrong. I might do the other half later. If so, you'll hear about it. #
• 20:37 I am such a fucking SUCKER -- Gossip Girl finale made me squeal and cry and SHRIEK over and over. I'm so ashamed and delighted by GG. #
• 21:48 I know this sounds trite coming from just another American Fatty, but the past couple months prove television is AWESOME!! Go Adam & Kris! #
• 22:45 Been back at work on my site revamp. If you think you're bored of hearing me say that, just imagine how bored I am of trying to get it done. #
• 22:51 Considering switching our evening webcam shows from tomorrow to Friday because I can't stand the thought of hearing American Idol spoilers. #
• 00:26 The big bag of kettle corn that is my hormone balance these days: bit.ly/gtdbW #

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• 08:52 Oooogh . . . 6.5 hours of sleep isn't enough for a person with my "issues". Need morrrrrrrre sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. #
• 12:02 Chatting with payment processor to find out why all but one of our rebills today was declined. #
• 12:48 Oh, hooray! Another $400 in unexpected doctor bills?!? The weight of our debt is crushing me right now. CRUSHING. #
• 16:04 Set wheels in motion for another of our friend's site(s) to be added to our network. Now I'm slowly making more progress on my redesign. #
• 17:44 I <3 @NakedHosting -- they always respond fast and go way above & beyond. #

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• 12:11 Happy as hell to be on our way home. Gorgeous day for a Sunday drive. #
• 15:44 Doing some welcome home housecleaning. Semi-cranky about it, but only out of obligation. Actually enjoying it. Just happy to be back. #
• 18:38 My latest bitch rant about neighbors with their stinky dryer sheets: bit.ly/hs3ki #
• 19:16 Mmm . . . just took a bath & am looking forward to climbing into fresh sheets & fluffed up comforters w/ @DeliaCD & the dinner she made. #

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• 09:17 I don't know how people can stand getting up early, stripping in the cold, & having hard water rain down on them. Showers are better LATER. #
• 11:13 I've used up all of my social, energy & travel juices this month. Going to be so totally fucking overdrawn by the time this weekend is over. #
• 23:54 On the drive here I spent 45 minutes fantasizing about making sweet amateur porno love with Mike Tyson. My brain is misguided. #
• 00:28 LOLing @ the Twilight themed marketing ploys of local businesses. Example: "ALL dinners served with EDBREAD!" #

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• 12:44 Had extremely massively kinky orgasmic dreams. Then I woke up and promptly threw up a little in my mouth. I don't feel so "fresh". #
• 14:52 Don't be concerned that all I've done so far today is sleep, eat & read. I'm ramping up to a very productive night. But 1st? More soup & tv! #
• 17:24 So. TIRED. And we have to turn around and leave for another two nights tomorrow. I wish I could have a week to sleep & not talk to anybody. #
• 17:26 With a week off alone I would also masturbate a lot which would, I hope, decrease the disturbing night time visitations. #
• 20:24 Annoying = the dog howling to come in when I'm trying to spend a few minutes of quality time with my hitachi magic wand. #
• 01:02 I've got a gallery all ready to post for members but feel too disgusting to record a vlog to go along with it. Setting alarm for tomorrow AM #

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• 06:52 Up all night but my sister still hasn't had the baby. Labor's getting more intense though. #
• 08:11 My sister is getting a c-section right now. Mostly not nervous. Just trying to tolerate our crazy-ass mom while we wait. #
• 10:43 Just watched Dr plunge a needle into my hours old nephew's chest to suck out air. Sounds freaky (& was) but also cool/interesting. #
• 15:54 On way home. Torrential downpour. No sleep past 30+ hours. Van roof leaking. Exhausted/feeling pitiful. @DeliaCD putting in steering fluid. #
• 17:27 Just got home. Desperate to get in bed with food, tv, a hot water bottle for my feet and TOTALLY ZONK OUT. #
• 18:09 Ironic: a friendfinder affiliate stealing my photo (cropping out my boobs AND the watermark) & calling me ugly but using it to promote AFF. #
• 18:10 Yes, I *should* send a cease and desist but is it really worth the time and energy? #
• 20:48 Thanks for awesome supportive responsive, women! It's not quite as clearcut as I made it sound for dramatic 140-character-limit purposes. #
• 20:50 Holy shit -- I still haven't caught up on my sleep and the last few tweets and dm's I sent were full of gibberish. Sorry about that. #
• 23:33 I don't know about the rest of you Americancers, but I was very happy with Top Model and Idol tonight. Schwa! That's ENTERTAINMENT! #
• 23:35 I've never seen The Trip to Bountiful but am in the mood for a cleansing cry / emotional release so we just might view it this evening. #
• 00:02 Watching Sex and the City and blowing the RANKEST farts ever. @DeliaCD tried to air out/fan out the room but my stench clings stubbornly. #

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• 10:45 Had a bunch of wet-pussy orgasm dreams last night. And woke up, still with a headache. Duller, but denser. #
• 10:58 Just changed monitor refresh rate from 60 Hertz to 75; apparently low refresh rates can trigger migraines. IMMEDIATELY noticed difference. #
• 11:04 @juglugs OBVIOUSLY there's more to migraine triggers than that & mine didn't just go away. But I do notice less brain buzz. 140 char. limit. #
• 11:12 Reading @boundnotgagged twitter stream and feeling like hyperventilating from all of the stupid in our world. Mostly stupid re: sex & women. #
• 11:14 Trying to practice detachment. Almost always fail miserably. Need to WANT to be detached, I guess. #
• 12:32 Trying to come up with a very simple redesign for tastytrixie.com with lots of white space. Harder (for me) than it sounds. #
• 14:23 You would be impressed by the depth of my incompetence if you knew how long it took me to make An Extremely Simple Web Page. #
• 14:30 My sister's amniotic fluid is low so they are probably going to induce her tonight. Going to get ready to leave tonight. #
• 15:55 My sister sounds pretty shaken up; trying to hurry and get out of here. She's at the hospital now. #
• 03:12 At the hospital listening to my sister moaning. Not bad yet, though. I'm guessing we have AT LEAST six more hours. More like 8-ten? #
• 03:20 Wow. Looks like the hospital blocks access to foot fetish sites. Why did I even bother logging in my laptop?!? #

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• 09:19 Waking up and rejecting people's offensive blog comments is ONE way to start the day. Not my favorite though. #
• 13:27 Just came home from a 12 step meeting which I really needed. Too bad I have a throbbing headache, though. #
• 13:59 Feeling sorry for myself with my headache; I'm going to baby myself for awhile. #
• 14:06 Going to call my wanker to see if he wants to play chess with me online. Do I sound totally pathetic? Actually though, I'm loving it. #
• 14:14 Okay, NOW I'm pathetic for real. Wanker would rather watch Basic Instinct than play chess with me. The ultimate rejection. #
• 15:25 Just when I thought I was about to barf my face off, my headache began to subside. Ahhhh, relief. #
• 15:33 Do you ever look at your friends' friends' avatars on facebook and want to ask if their pics are a joke or are they REALLY that ugly? #
• 15:46 Clarification: I love ugly people, it's just that I can't think of a nice way to ask my sister if her friend has a disease of the face. #
• 15:47 And before any wiseacre tries to point it out first, I *myself* have a billion ugly pics that are not jokes and are of ME that I could use. #
• 17:24 I can't wait for @DeliaCD to get home, but am KINDA excited she seems late because that might mean she's picking up hot Thai goodies. #
• 17:26 I just used up all of my energy trying to get our dog to come in out of the rain. And failed. Fine, BE wet, Nico! Be WET for all I care!!! #
• 18:12 Reading mind-blowing shit from Goddess Glory while the water boils for soup: is.gd/yYUr #
• 20:16 Thinking that my headache was subsiding was wishful thinking. It's not the worst headache ever, but it's definitely for real. #
• 20:43 Sometimes when people are nice to me it's so cool it brings tears to my eyes. That's the cool part about being "sensitive". I think, anyway. #
• 21:26 My dorky thoughts on American Idol 2009: bit.ly/6xOZY #
• 21:33 Oh, man!! How did we miss NationalTrainDay.com/2009 ? I'm totally a "trainiac" waiting to happen. #
• 21:44 @topherjordan Thanks :) I should've mentioned that in all other ways I woke up feeling GREAT today after exercising & stretching Sat/Sun. #
• 21:50 My vagina muscle(s) just started twitching/clenching for no reason. Rogue muscle spasm, I guess. #
• 23:45 Just finished a long-ass post to try to help our affiliates promote @DeliaCD. I might have overdone it. As usual. #
• 00:39 I just don't understand how Mousehunt got any bad reviews. No, I'm not being sarcastic -- I love that movie! #

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• 09:47 I hate when 12 yr old girls decide to cut through our yard & walk by our picture window when I'm sitting there with my crotch hanging out. #
• 15:36 Whoah . . . feeling a little wobbly after cardio -- I totally fell off of the exercise wagon & am trying to climb back on. #
• 17:27 We certainly do enjoy our Saturdays in bed with Lawrence Welk! #
• 20:01 My freshly-washed & flat-ironed hair smells like a warm waxy pineapple & feels silky. I'm editing pics & waiting for leftovers to heat up. #
• 21:13 Rad moonlit, light-painted photography: lostamerica.com and www.arinahnell.com/photos/favorites/ #
• 23:33 A nice, benign little blog entry from me with pleasant garden photos: bit.ly/USsaw #
• 00:28 Filesharing sites make me want to shoot myself in the head, but not before taking out the people who upload our content to them. BLAMMO! #

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• 16:18 I wish I could summon up something more interesting to say than "I'm utterly fucking exhausted". Maybe a blog post w/pics later? #
• 16:51 Settling in to edit photos, listening to New Age music, drinking decaf out of my "special" mug . . . and wishing Twitter would post my shit. #
• 17:52 Going outside to jump some rope for quickly-tiring exercise. But first I need to put on a sport bra or two. #
• 18:33 This seems to be the day of a million resets. #
• 19:41 You know it's time to take a break from photo editing when your clone & bandaid tools stop working properly. #
• 21:24 I hope eating @DeliaCD's delicious quiche will cure my headache, but if it doesn't, it will at least cure everything else. #
• 21:34 I just got the cutest fanpic & message via email from a friend. #

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• 20:11 My sister hasn't gone into labor yet so we're on our way home until she does. #
• 23:18 Ready to veg out and crash after a very long but lovely drive under a big beautiful moon along Hood Canal. Hope sister waits days to labor. #
• 23:57 Took some pictures of the moon instead of getting ready for bed. NOW getting ready for bed. #

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• 09:27 This is the kind of shit that sends a cold chill up my spine & makes me want to scream the shit from streetcorners: is.gd/xfKV #
• 10:00 Nervous/excited; going to eat bfast, post an update for members, finish packing & head to Seattle to see my nephew born soonish. #

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• 10:51 I forgot to mention the (fairly mundane) blog entry I made last night: tinyurl.com/ceoawj #
• 13:55 Encoding video, heating up chili & am beginning to write the 1st piece of erotica in the short & horny reverse mad libs series for members. #
• 16:06 @furrygirl Oh noooooooo -- please tell me Hathor is still making their lubes . . . #
• 17:38 I know, voyeurs, that this orange polar fleece crewneck sweatshirt & my double chin aren't flattering, but I'm so COZY this way! #
• 20:28 You can criticize Oprah's free KFC offer all you want; I printed our coupons & I'm going to ENJOY my biscuits & gravy. Excuse 4 carbs isgd. #
• 22:09 I wonder if Obama is going to bail out Oprah & KFC since people are bragging about printing 50+ coupons to take to homeless shelters. #
• 23:53 Just enjoyed a friendly phone call with @AmberLily. We like to have those every so often. #
• 00:04 It amazes me how many media mavens talk up Jimmy Fallon. WHY? Does he eat great over-40 pussy or what? What does he offer? #

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• 13:59 Oh boy. A nice (but confused) member sent money orders to me made out to Trixie Fontaine and another to @FurryGirl. We can't cash those. #
• 14:21 @furrygirl I'll mail you a copies of what he sent & whatever I reply (including your proper info). Poor dude wants more of our "menses". #
• 15:48 Brrrrr . . . maybe we put the heater away too soon. #
• 15:52 I fucking hate reading advice columns written for men telling them how to "encourage" us women to bathe, scrub, shave, shower, etc. #
• 17:33 Yesterday I bought something (inexpensive) for @amberlily that made all of the men in the store turn around and drool. No, not panties. #
• 20:02 Word: I'm a lardass. We're watching Payback (fucking LOVE that movie) & need more ice cream (non-dairy). And maybe garlic prawn rolls? #
• 20:07 This is how my poots just sounded on the toilet: chuff. CHUFF! Chuff. #
• 22:56 Definitely some annoying parts of Payback that I'd forgotten about, but Lucy Liu & other stuff make it all worth it. #
• 23:41 Looking at pics of a really cute guy my ex-gf invited me to have a threesome with years ago. Not that I regret not doing it. I don't. #
• 00:39 Our lights are flickering, perhaps because of the windstorm which means we could lose power and/or internet, taking down our spycams. #

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• 10:08 Shit! My sister lost her mucous plug yesterday while we were out & I didn't notice her call until now. Fortunately we didn't miss anything. #
• 10:13 It's totally fucked up how much less exciting the impending birth of my second nephew is compared to how I felt with the first. #
• 13:02 My chore for today is to DO things, take a lot of deep breaths and not worry about anything. #
• 16:36 Doing stuff around the house, packing, wrapping presents, etc. to prep for leaving at a moment's notice when my sister goes into labor. #
• 21:17 To possibly FURTHER complicate getting to my nephew's delivery there's now a severe windstorm warning which could fuck up ferry travel. #

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• 12:29 Reading some Beatrix Potter. How could I have forgotten what a flaming little asshole Squirrel Nutkin was? #
• 15:37 Just back from a decadently gooey lunch and a walk in the woods. Saw tons of trillium & tiny little orchids. Probably should've taken cam. #
• 17:38 Blech -- the way I feel now after the panini for lunch is proof that one lactaid is NEVER enough. #

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• 10:33 Woke up slowly, watered some plants outside in the sun & am going to enjoy breakfast. I've got a show at 1 then members-only chat after. #
• 11:25 Embarrassed by my susceptibility to paranoia: feeling anxious re: my nephews (one about to be born) getting swine flu. Sis works in hosp ... #
• 17:37 Enjoyed pleasant, low-key show and members-only chat. Loving the distant sounds and smells of springtime through the open windows. #
• 17:55 Do you ever get a beautiful glimpse of how awesome your life would be if you didn't feel like you needed 20 hours of sleep every day? I do. #
• 21:53 I am determined to get this May Day gallery edited & posted for tomorrow; it's the 7th anniversary of my site's members-only area opening. #
• 22:18 Sent a link to @audaciaray's "I am a Sex Worker" PSA bit.ly/yDZn0 to friend from high school, a cop wondering about addiction stats. #
• 22:42 Doing some tidying while gallery uploads and releasing some very zippy farts! These pics aren't going to get posted til tomorrow, though. #

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