- 09:17 I don't know how people can stand getting up early, stripping in the cold, & having hard water rain down on them. Showers are better LATER. #
- 11:13 I've used up all of my social, energy & travel juices this month. Going to be so totally fucking overdrawn by the time this weekend is over. #
- 23:54 On the drive here I spent 45 minutes fantasizing about making sweet amateur porno love with Mike Tyson. My brain is misguided. #
- 00:28 LOLing @ the Twilight themed marketing ploys of local businesses. Example: "ALL dinners served with EDBREAD!" #
Saturday, May 16, 2009
My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less
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