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• 09:52 I'm out of luna bars & have checks to cash. I guess this means I need to brush my hair & go outside. Or at least find a hat. #
• 11:18 Breslin's SATC piece is pretty good: tinyurl.com/6853fv except for suggesting that sex isn't "real" if it's not extreme porno sex. #
• 12:12 Umm, did I forget to mention this video of me showing off my period chunks? tinyurl.com/46mhng #
• 12:17 I'm WAY overdue for breakfast. Got totally sidetracked with period posts on other sites which I'll (try to) blog about later. #
• 14:19 Nymphobrainiac members: posted a *possible* private show solution, not sure if it would be worth the hassle but check the board for link. #
• 16:05 Researching simple/turnkey private cam solution for indie webwhores that's better than the usual white label corporate plugins. #
• 18:57 Took a shower & made mistake of looking at a porn site reviewer who writes the STUPIDEST SHIT about people's sites. Ugh. #
• 20:22 We're going to have SEX now. Ballroom cam, babies! My thighs are killing me from doing squats & lunges yesterday though. #
• 21:01 Nice! That was some hot and silly sex. #
• 23:30 Watching The Golden Compass & crying with love for the characters in spite of the fast-forward speed of the story being told in overdrive. #
• 01:09 Dark chocolate before bed never fails to light a fire under my lazy ass. Going to put on some dorky music and maybe houseclean. #
• 01:21 I have to try to settle down because honey is weary and tired after all that juice she pumped into me. #
• 01:33 Red flag for fraudulent porn site signup: someone who wants me to believe his last name on credit card is "Master", first name "Daddy". #

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• 09:51 Woke up depressed: hated saying goodbye to nephew, hard time with fertility problems, & another issue I don't want to talk about. #
• 11:22 Wrote up another small tutorial for sister & bro-in-law, this time for photoshop. Sick of living hours away from them. Must work harder. #
• 13:21 Sigh of relief. Major (for me) issue taken care of. Now: fun/hard to choose which awesome gift book to bring to bed b4 sleep catch-up/nap. #
• 13:54 Just took call to renew/pay for Delia's sperm storage. It's weird feeling, seeing the paperwork willing the sperm to me if she dies. #
• 14:54 Been doing a variety of things instead of nap/read. Tiny thing: enjoying the "World Sunlight Map" gadget for iGoogle. #
• 15:07 Technically I am a mobile person capable of . . . ummm, mobility and stuff. But unofficially I'm paralyzed & have been for past hour or 2. #
• 16:07 OMG: just began reading _Snow Crash_ & am in LOVE! Funny, smart, richly-detailed, slick. THANK YOU, you who sent it to me! #
• 17:18 I guess we're about to watch . . . hockey. ???? #
• 20:02 This world sunlight map is just so fucking cool! Seriously! www.die.net/earth/ Thinking of adding to our spycam page. #
• 20:03 It's silly, but hockey is even more fun (for me) to watch knowing Delia went to college/had a class with one of the Red Wings players. #
• 22:26 Adjusted our members-only main spycam page & added local cams. I like it, but think it might be a little dangerous. #
• 22:33 The siren songs of Delia's tortilla soup and "So You Think You Can Dance" call to me after my evening website-fiddling. #
• 00:19 More gushing about the World Sunlight Map & why it appeals to me: tinyurl.com/4yyag4 #
• 00:34 Rock the fuck on! My blog has a google page rank of 5 now. Looks like a lot of people I like have gotten a bump up, too. #

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• 09:25 Getting ready to go visit my sister & nephew (miss him so much). Will be gone all day. #
• 10:19 Having relatively mild (but intolerable) anxiety issues. About driving, about imagining nephew hit by car, about being away from Delia. Dumb #
• 10:54 Selected spa reading and put on some BPAL "Horn of Plenty" perfume (my fave). Need to stop being a shut-in weirdo now. #
• 01:30 Just got home. Super tired and hungry, but my skin has been scrubbed to angelic softness. #

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• 08:58 Yesterday was perfectly sunny. In the middle of the night it switched to perfectly rainy with our windows open. It's beautiful outside. #
• 09:13 Woops. I forgot that today's a holiday so no checks or mail. Makes me triply happy it's raining on people's 3 day weekend, bwahahaha! >:D #
• 11:16 I needed a wee bit more sleep after breakfast with Mike Hammer so I took fifty minutes of shuteye. If only there was a diner next door . . . #
• 11:34 Editing pics, listening to Cowboy Junkies "200 More Miles" cd. #
• 13:57 Posted a memory-laden update for members. Nothing hardcore, but intimate nonetheless. #
• 15:09 Had nice soup lunch & started watching old movie "She Played with Fire". www.imdb.com/title/tt0050405/ Opening sequence like 9th Gate #
• 16:18 Made a generic 404 error page and am uploading to all of our sites that don't have one. Have been throwing traffic away for years. #
• 17:22 I am developing a morbid curiosity about late miscarriages & what policy is on taking care of the body if delivered in hospital. #
• 18:10 Filling out patient info for new dr I have to go to. Religion? Frigidity? For real, you have a box I get to check for frigidity? Tempted. #
• 19:07 Paid some bills & did some budgeting, now I'm taking care of a few emails while Delia does her show. #
• 22:02 Had some dinner and started watching Entourage. I have had a crush on Jeremy Piven forever. He'd look so much hotter balder, though. #

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• 09:52 It was SO HARD to turn my little booklight off last night in the middle of _Fingersmith_. Now that I'm awake I can pick it up again! #
• 13:27 My nude sunbath became a comedy of errors as screen kept falling on my head, interrupting my wonderful book. #
• 15:45 Almost done reading Fingersmith: you canNOT get 1/3 through that book without plowing straight through to the end. #
• 16:39 Recovering from the perfection of Fingersmith now. PERFECTION. Now have headache & mourning no more Sarah Waters left for me to read. #
• 18:50 Woke w/caution from my nap trying to escape headache. If I just don't move too much . . . anyway, time for some grub. #
• 20:58 Scanning some more photos for members. It's so retro of me! #
• 21:14 Oh man. I have sour grapes right now seeing that a certain TALENTLESS, inexperienced, inept GWC has attained some success. RETCH! #
• 21:18 I'm jealous. I could do so much more with a studio, fancy cam & contract than these boneheads. Having ugly feelings right now. Kicking self. #
• 21:46 Step it up, Trixie. STEP IT UP. #
• 21:55 Frustration = members who email me with billing issues, cancel requests, etc. and their email addresses don't work. #
• 23:03 Oooooooooooooohhhh -- I just had the most satisfying bowel movement. I feel like I just lost ten pounds. #
• 23:39 Looking at pre-porn photos of myself I'm again astounded I wound up in a job that relies upon physical appearance since I care so little. #
• 00:27 Uploading a couple photo galleries for members that I'll post tomorrow. Think I'll get ready for bed now. #

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• 09:25 WTF?! Dreamt of sex w/David Cook b4 he won Idol, then after too & I really liked him. Torn bc I badly wanted to blog about the sex tho wrong #
• 09:51 Going to try not to eat refined sugar today. Main challenge is my morning tea, but Good Earth solves that problem. #
• 12:42 Getting ready for show starting in 17 minutes. It's a string & anal day. Waiting to take clomid til after bc of headache & nausea potential. #
• 15:30 Going to have some Green & Black Cherry (dark choc w/cherry) for an afternoon pick-me up with some Mickey Spillane. #
• 17:12 The dark chocolate put me to sleep. Now awake, prepping for next show in which I might just sort of . . . nap some more. No? Grumble. #
• 17:56 Buena Vista Social Club playing & wearing new BPAL perfume oil called "Plunder" for show starting in 4 minutes. #
• 20:13 Devoured perfectly grilled (by Delia) steak & sausage while reading I, The Jury. Now noting Sarah Waters book recs tinyurl.com/6qsxyr #
• 21:22 Scanning photos and surfing/sampling new age music. Yes, a cd named "Alien Encounters" sounds promising to me. Purchase track . . . #
• 22:57 I do believe it's time for bed. Shall I bring a sausage with me for a bedtime snack? #

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• 10:44 I need some breakfast! For reals! #
• 11:25 My favorite thing about exercise is the way it makes my poops so much better. Going to enjoy one now. #
• 12:38 Announcing hyperchat week (after wrestling w/laggy blogger far too long): tinyurl.com/4tqhby Blogger & Twitter need to step it up. #
• 13:35 I guess I need some lunch & to take my second dose of Clomid. Doesn't say to take on full stomach, but if nausea is a side effect . . . #
• 16:23 I have twitgrrrrr over downtime. Anyhoo, going to have some dinner & maybe a nap. Exercise & period wearing me out. #
• 17:44 Burned a cd full of inspiration for tomorrow's webcam masturbation shows. Sad I had to nix "Open Your Legs" because it's too loud & rowdy. #
• 17:45 Oooh -- squeee!! Surprise gift from fan of book I was dying for (& have been meaning to blog about because it concerns object of worship). #
• 19:04 Woops, after getting off phone with wanker my imagination and sense of humour are totally off the rails; my apologies! Gunz R hawt tho! #
• 19:52 Investigating an "affiliate" who's posing as Delia posting slideshows of her on youtube with his (not Delia's) URL on them. Sigh. #
• 19:55 Oh well. I looked up his stats and as long as the dude's sending us sales, what do I care? It's a good ploy even if I disapprove of method. #
• 20:47 I wish I didn't already feel like eating again and falling fast asleep. Going to wash some of my accumulated bedside dishes. I'm a slob. #
• 21:36 Researching royalty costs for cover songs downloaded via web. cdbaby.net/dd?f=8 Interesting stuff. #
• 22:25 Legs sore from dorky exercise thingy I tried to follow along with on the television today. Kitchen cam showed my replay while warming chili. #
• 23:51 Ah, great channel surf to TCM showing Sugar Hill. Black on white catfights & feeding white trash to the pigs rock. #

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• 10:00 First thing on the agenda: reprocessing 2 formats of video from last week's update. Need to log out webwhorehq cam for that. #
• 11:50 Excited about refreshing goals and making new plans. Uploading fixed vids. ATTACKING to-do list with vigor. #
• 12:16 Adding a bunch of chat sessions & fun events to our google calendar for first week of June. #
• 13:32 Bought & installed www.flashvideostudio.com so I won't have to rely on 3rd parties to host flash stuff. Fiddling with it now. #
• 14:16 Hmmmm . . . what to have for lunch. Cereal? Or did I eat the whole box yesterday . . . #
• 15:26 Reading storage (hard drive) reviews. #
• 15:49 Took my first dose of clomid (fertility drug). It's time for a shower. #
• 17:35 Blue screen of death while I'm trying to download music for a new inspiringly sexy & rowdy show mix. #
• 18:11 Going out for some fresh air. #
• 19:00 Home again and hungry. Sweaty, too. Getting ready for dinner (which means I sit and/or jump around while Delia prepares dinner). #
• 19:57 Dinner was delicious! an avocado, cucumber, etc. salad and smoked salmon. Now delighting in reading a confessional email from member. #
• 20:59 Screaming & swearing at technical problem that I can feel in my GROIN, it's so annoying. Another blog entry FOILED by tech glitch. #
• 21:14 I'm sleepy as hell; going to pick it back up tomorrow. #
• 21:29 Cool site of the night: www.toilgirls.com/ (big beautiful pin-ups) #
• 21:59 Did some stretching and took a call from my sister who is just finding her way around blogger. #

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• 10:01 Bad dreams all night long. Dying grandma, swimming underwater trapped by ice above, freaky old houses, etc. Some nice antique dresses though #
• 10:47 About to put on a scarf. I detest the feeling of air on my neck and shoulders right now. Too early for air to touch me! #
• 11:35 Taking a break from email to do some exercise. Looking dorky on parlour cam if you're interested, members. #
• 12:21 GRRRRACK! I don't know WHY my desk cam on housecamz keeps freezing, multiple times a day. I don't have time to fuck w/this shit. #
• 12:21 Just took a bath and was going to put on lotion but feel I need to reset machine so EVERY camsite sees me. Retarded. My skin is parched! #
• 12:43 Whatever. That cam is dead to me. DEAD! Need a replacement. Angry at myself that this makes me feel like SCREAMING. #
• 12:48 I need to make an appointment for pap smear. Complicated by insurance & fertility quest. Annoyed I'm not covered to go to the doctor I love. #
• 13:49 About to cry. Our health care system is SO GREAT I have to wait 4 weeks+ to get a pap smear & have a new patient visit first. Thanks, ins.! #
• 15:25 Got one interview-by-email done and am working on a blog entry responding to another email. Having some publishing problems. #
• 15:47 Observations on pregnant pussy flavor from a fan: tinyurl.com/5g9ruy #
• 15:51 So done with email. Cleared out a grand total of five from inbox, but that's just going to have to be enough for today. #
• 17:32 Okay, replied to one more email. Because it's the only person who's admitted to liking my most violent video work. #
• 17:51 Trying to get substandard webcam driver installed as temporary replacement for the dead cam I pulled today. #
• 18:03 Temporary new WebWhoreHQ cam view in place for HouseCamz. Nearing dinnertime. I'm taking a break to play LOTR on PS2. #
• 18:29 Twitter's downage/slowness makes it look like my sites aren't loading/interrupts page load. Don't want to redesign just for that. Twitshit. #
• 23:20 Wow - Am Idol finale was totally worth watching: really some worthwhile bits this season. Yay George Michael! Yay Davids in underwear! #
• 23:37 Fucking hell. Driver for temp cam or Firefox update SCREWED UP our most important cam. Have to roll some shit back. WASTE OF MY TIME. #
• 00:29 OMG -- how awesome are these webcams? tinyurl.com/5njp4c #
• 01:14 Couldn't resist buying a couple more functional, cute, inexpensive webcams. Can't wait to get them! #

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• 10:17 The question this morning is whether or not to put on enough clothes to drive to the store for luna bars, my breakfast of choice. #
• 10:46 Ahhh, I have procured my victuals. Now brewing tea, fillng hot water bottles for feet and crampy uterus, & prepping to lay in. #
• 10:58 It's fun to get email from people who've seen us on tv and want to know if it *really* was us. #
• 11:54 Ready for a pink bath with a few swirling flesh fillets. Decadent and gory, that's what I like. #
• 13:34 Dripped blood all over the freshly washed bath mat. Did some therapeutic stretching & bouncing on balance ball to deal with cramps. #
• 15:02 Captured a quick webcam video showing off small slabs of my uterus. Will post later for the strong-stomached & fetish-minded. #
• 15:57 TWITTER: please do something to make money so you can afford to make the site functional/reliable. Ads are okay, not working is not. #
• 16:28 Getting ready to go to the store for some red meat, I think, to restore some of my period-depleted iron stores. #
• 19:55 Can't decide what to do: blog, email, or geeky web-building. What I want to do is the building. What I should do is blog and/or email. #
• 21:03 This whole period thing has me exhausted; I'm about to conk out! #

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• 10:36 Getting ready to go home soon; should be there in five hours or so and have all our cams back up. #
• 13:34 Beautiful day for a drive; just got home, opened up all the windows, and am about to log cams back in, check mail, etc. #
• 15:04 Wrote to my sister with blogger directions; can't wait for her to start. Now considering a nap. Head feels thick 'n foggy. #
• 16:39 Making some soup. Posted a mutual masturbation vid to our clip store. Feeling pukey from wine & dairy consumption last night. Sleepy. #
• 20:37 Fucking around with different design ideas for fun/relaxation/creative outlet. #
• 22:07 Started building hub site. Delia's sleepy so I'm going to bed with her. #

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• 09:46 I know I should've gotten up for a class, but I'm staying in bed, reading and eating an apple for breakfast. #
• 10:49 Our hotel reservation got messed up so packing now to move to another room. A brief interruption in reading book w/dragon-on-chick sex. #

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• 12:21 Taco bell fuckers fucked up my order. I really REALLY wanted my spicy chicken soft tacos. Pouting like a brat now. #
• 13:13 Had to log cam out while I had a PMS meltdown. Or a food addiction meltdown. Or something ugly & irrational, anyway. #
• 22:45 Making a run for the border to take back wrong tacos and get right ones. Make amends with belly and mood. #

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• 08:47 Woke up early for preg test JUST IN CASE (been 7 weeks since last period). Negative of course. Battling w/machine to recognize ALL cams. #
• 11:15 Had to grab a little more sleep after breakfast. Worried that biggest video file is not going to finish uploading before we go. #
• 12:02 Whats' going on: tinyurl.com/62g7jm Now I need to pack. #
• 13:15 Just recorded my members-only vlog: it's a funny one. At least, I think so. Uploading now, continuing packing. #
• 17:19 Woohoo! Gorgeous day, great view from our hotel room: cam logged in -- all is lovely! #
• 18:27 Oops. I forgot I had the audio on the cam on and made a dinner reservation with my legal name, name of hotel and room number. #
• 18:32 God almighty. I have got to figure out how to dress myself as a lard ass; still haven't grown accustomed to how prominent my fatty parts are #
• 20:26 Voyeuristically enjoying young lovers on beach; one girl is practically giving a boy a lap dance on a park bench. #

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• 09:45 Woke up to music, happy until I discovered our main net connection took a shit at some point last night. Resetting everything now. #
• 10:02 VOYEURS: in 1 hour / at 11 am check the parlour cam for "shimmy" (belly dance exercise). Now I'm getting ready for breakfast. #
• 10:08 Rock on! I get to enjoy the sound of a chainsaw next door while I sip my tea and eat my breafkast. I shouldn't complain; lucky to be at home #
• 10:09 Oooh. Having fun spying on man with mullet & camo pants sawing logs into firewood out in the damp. #
• 10:31 It's funny how something that starts out annoying, like a man with a chainsaw, becomes a huge turn-on. Love watching a man at work! #
• 12:10 Exercise: check. Now I need to reset my machine & edit some video. This is going to be hard on a few levels for me but must be done. #
• 14:30 1st part ("pumping") of video edited. Can't do anything else with that machine while in process. Going to have lunch while encoding. #
• 18:13 Only 2 more files to process. Finished reading _Parable of the Sower_; loved it! Tripped on cables & almost broke my face; saved self well. #
• 19:20 Hit a snag; 2 files saved w/frozen video. Took awhile to troubleshoot. Still redoing. Doing laundry & cleaning the toilet now. Gross. #
• 19:56 Delightful. I just pooped into a clean toilet. Hate the thought of bleach-waters splashing me, though. Vid froze again. When will pain end? #
• 20:15 Getting ready for some dinner and television. Clearly the video project will take all night or need to be done tomorrow. #
• 22:06 Gigs of funny? unattractive? charming? video uploading for members which I'll post tomorrow. Yes, it has taken over ten hours to not finish. #
• 22:09 I've had to reset my two main machines a total of five or six times today. That is lame. LAME! #
• 22:27 Wow. It's been one thing after another today; now I don't know if our connection is down again or what . . . WHAT?!? Ready to rip whiskers. #
• 22:28 So. Housecamz won't load for me. Our sites won't load for me. So I guess some shit is just fucked tonight. Sorry folks. #
• 22:43 Uploadus Interruptus. Going to bed and trying to pretend I don't have technical problems on top of PMS. #
• 22:51 On a positive note: I thank the people who work hard to keep dirty politicians from wrecking everything: olympicforest.org/178.htm #

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• 09:30 Mmmm . . . I hope this sunshine lasts today. #
• 12:00 Procrastinating on grocery shopping & visit to Veterans for Peace demo. Not sure if I can handle it. We'll see . . . #
• 14:14 I think it's time for lunch. #
• 18:49 Spent some time outside playing with the dog and brushing her. I am just trying to survive PMS. Then I will just try to survive cramps. #
• 20:52 Just got back from a much-needed long walk; yay for fresh air. Now retrieving over 10k emails from an account I set up wrong 2 yr ago. #
• 21:10 Need to take a bath; my asshole, armpits, and underboobs are damp with sweat and . . . other. #
• 22:09 It's dinnertime for us. Delia is making one of her bizarre taco salad cabbage bean jalapeno bowls. I'm sticking with beans & chips & avocado #

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• 08:32 Last night was a night of farts like no other. I had farts sounding like meteor strikes, vomiting elves, tin whistles, & more. The smell! #
• 08:54 Our entire bedroom is befouled by the stench of my fartfest. Brewing some tea for breakfast. Oooh, just blasted another big fart. #
• 10:11 Capturing video from a show last week and getting ready for shows today. #
• 12:15 I need to eat before my show in 45 minutes. Keep your fingers crossed that I won't also develop the urge to poop before showtime. #
• 14:09 Just had an orgasm, wrapped up my show, got dressed and am out the door to pick up fertility drugs. I am America. #
• 16:15 Finding mistakes in my last members-only update. I need something to eat before my next show. #
• 17:39 Could a B Vitamin rescue me from the torture of lethargy? Hope so. #
• 19:07 Thank you g-spot for just being you. And thank you fresh batteries for making the plastic vibrate against my spongy "power bundle". #
• 22:31 Sometimes I cannot follow people's bizarrely written trains of weblogged thought. Why do I try? #
• 23:31 OMG this Speak 'n Spell sim brings back memories: www.speaknspell.co.uk/speaknspell.html (especially on/off). #
• 23:35 Oh wait, this one is a little better: www.kevinstonge.com/files/speakandspell.swf (sounds not as good, but more functions) #

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• 11:30 Forcing myself to get dressed and leave the house for some exercise and low-key non-verbal human interaction. #
• 13:49 Dropped off clomid prescription. Mixed feelings about that. Time for me to have some lunch. Assuming PMS is what's making me really sleepy. #
• 14:21 My appetite is in maximum overdrive; lord deliver unto me a box of ding dongs, burger, a salty potato soup, fried noodles, chocolate cake & #
• 15:46 Wakefulness is overrated. At least, I feel that way right now. #
• 18:35 The cool thing about longer days is that when you wake up from a nap IT'S STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE! It's like a second chance. Now to waste it! #
• 21:33 Watching Enchanted (as I am w/Amy Adams). I guess we'll call today a day off. Going to store for goodies. #

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• 09:10 Sigh. Another morning started with too little sleep. God grant me at least eight hours next time! #
• 09:54 Hmmm . . . could I go back to sleep? I know I'm *allowed* to, but is it physically/mentally possible? Will consult with tea for answer. #
• 10:09 If you were watching our outdoor spycam you'd have seen deer just now. Firing up old laptop in bed: is it strong enough to be my man? #
• 12:36 Need a modern, functional laptop for writing & blogging in bed. Had to do things the old-fashioned way (ink on paper) which is nice, but ... #
• 16:22 My latest anti-American Idol / ANTI-anti-porn legislation blog rant: tinyurl.com/67ybrk #
• 17:07 Had fried tofu for lunch & watched tv. Gasp! The man in the yellow suit totally let Curious George surf the web unsupervised for HOURS! #
• 18:06 Just shot a set of Delia photos; she's peeing and then we'll do some video. #
• 22:01 Fell asleep after dinner watching "Walk Hard"; was enjoying the movie, I was just totally feeling sleep deprived. #
• 23:07 WebWhore Headquarters smells like a gigantic fart. I am a smelly lump of soy products, refried beans and lard. #
• 23:26 Glarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . I am a very sleepy zombie. #

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• 11:34 Struggled for hours to get to sleep last night. Head is too excited inside. Having some breakfast now. #
• 18:45 Enjoyed a much-needed post-lunch nap. I know I haven't blogged about working today, but I seriously have done (some) work. #
• 18:46 I meant tweeted. Haven't t-t-t-t-Twittered about work today. #
• 20:44 Setting up to shoot some sexy pics of Delia and maybe a video? #
• 21:21 My chili farts are so fucking rank tonight!!! Yeah!!!! #
• 23:05 My mission today/night is to pork out. If we lived in a real city I would be getting myself a motherfucking juicy burger right now, k? #

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• 09:28 Good god; I thought the exercise/cam thing I scheduled this morning was at ten, not nine. What the hell was I thinking? Going into chatroom. #
• 09:48 This yoga shit is way too fast & hard for me at a decent hour, let alone first thing in am. Much prefer tai chi. In chatroom now. #
• 09:58 Going to do some belly dance exercise thingy on the parlour cam now; have a feeling I'll be interrupted by need to poop. #
• 11:37 Had a nice chat with Nugget and am now going to have some breakfast and maybe an hour of sleep. I know I always say that & don't but . . . #
• 14:54 Had some lunch including yummy lapsang souchang (tea). Getting my mom's Mother's day present ready. Need to mail it soon. #
• 15:15 Getting ready to go downtown to buy mother's day cards and mail package to my mom. #
• 17:22 Always fun to chat with my mailbox place guy; he is the only person in town I have conversations with. Fine by me! #
• 18:15 Going to get ready to go see a movie (Iron Man). I'm hungry for snackydoodles & Robert Downey Jr.! #
• 21:54 Hate to break it to you BUT male strangers shorter than Delia, esp. strangers who appear to be five feet tall, need not apply to top her. #

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• 10:06 It's great to be awake enough to actually *listen* to wake-up music. "Road to Nowhere" is such a hugely absurd existentialist favorite. #
• 11:44 Belly dancing equals better bowel movements. It's a gut massage! #
• 12:39 Did my Monday bill-pay routine. Searched new catalogs for bargain wear for shoots. Sorted mail - you know the drill. #
• 12:59 Setting members who requested it up with comp passes to BloodyTrixie.com then editing pics. Listening to Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris. #
• 14:21 Yay! Got warm fuzzies on submission; guess it didn't suck as much as I feared it might. Sigh of relief. #
• 15:53 Had some lunch and now I think it's time for a nap. Maybe . . . we'll see. I *might* do some exercise on the parlour cam in half an hour. #
• 17:11 Just made a google adwords complaint for that insulting "belly fat is nasty" ad popping up on my goodreads profile. Fuck U diet charlatans! #
• 17:14 Had a wonderful stretch session on/by/with the balance ball. In combo with belly dance exercise last night I feel incredibly splendidly fab. #
• 18:09 Crying reading Deborah Jeane Palfrey's suicide notes. #
• 18:29 This might be a tacky thing to ask, but does anyone know how to send cards, etc. to Palfrey's mom & sister? In memoriam/for mother's day? #
• 19:02 Trying to do some webwhore evangelizing on a "straight" blog where people are talking nonsense. #
• 20:17 I don't even want to ask if our connection could be any slower. Instead we'll eat some dinner and watch some television. #
• 23:30 Had a delicious masturbation/sex session followed by watching Dan in Real Life (better than it began, for real!) #

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• 11:50 Awesome personal blog entry about class, coffee & who tips well/who doesn't: tinyurl.com/4qr76a #
• 14:21 Listening to RATM doing Calm Like a Bomb is a *balm* for my premenstrual spirit. #
• 16:05 I don't know what I did, but for some reason firefox stopped showing images on magiccards.info - what did I do? IE works. #
• 16:08 Got a gallery ready for my members; waiting to upload til after Delia's done w/shows. Taking a break for lunch now. #
• 20:44 Mmmmm. . . yummy sushi rolls by Delia and now? Going to do some "shimmy" on our parlour cam. #
• 22:47 Posted an update for members, wrote back to a college friend who thinks I don't care about her, going to bed. #
• 22:54 Oh yeah, here's a new blog entry I wrote with naked pics of me: tinyurl.com/63webe #

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• 09:19 Happy May Day! And 6th anniversary of opening the TastyTrixie.com members-only area. #
• 11:21 Oh, fuck. Delia just told me that "the DC Madam" apparently killed herself. tinyurl.com/5u927r #
• 11:33 Man, I hate hearing this depressing news on one of my fave days of the year (May Day). I feel like crying. #
• 12:22 Heading out to mall-land for Delia's laser appt. Having a hard time. I think my period is about to start. Just . . . sad. #
• 18:42 Home again. Sleepy. What does XBN stand for? www.blogtalkradio.com/swopeast #
• 19:06 I need to finish the dumbass story I'm writing. Making this shit way more complicated than it needs to be. #
• 22:58 Just posted an update for members; twittering keeps erroring out on me so I'll just say it's bedtime (but snacktime first!). #

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