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• 09:42 Up early because of Maury Povich people calling. I *know* you would say NOT to go on those kinds of shows, but hey, NY this time of year? #
• 11:51 Going to run to a meeting & the bank. #
• 13:34 What percentage of things I need to do plus want to do can I realistically do in my life? It's, like, .000005% I think. Must accept it. #
• 15:13 Been on hold with IRS for >40 minutes. Never happened to me before. Guessing it's because they started outsourcing. Priv ent NOT > than gov. #
• 15:34 It took exactly an hour on the phone to find out my payoff amount on an old tax payment plan. Way overdue to eat some lunch. #
• 19:07 Time to hop in the shower & get ready for my show. #
• 21:03 That show was even better than I could ever have hoped for. No, not wild abandon, but relaxing, sensual & with a really nice audience. #

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• 08:57 I knew I should have slept in just one more hour. Cool Hand Luke is really dead. #
• 09:37 Trying to fix the custom emails (for approvals, expirations, denails, etc.) our members get that somehow keep getting fucked up in the admin #
• 09:38 This is TORTURE. Making sure I document every step of this so I don't forget/have to recreate from thin air next time. Breaking for bfast. #

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• 08:25 Yes, I'm up just a wee bit too early, but it's for a good cause: CHAT in a half hour, members: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 10:21 Going to do some stretching on the Wherever Cam followed by chat, then news flash at noon (pacific) at WebWhore Headquarters. #
• 13:04 Enjoyed News Flash and now I'm going to call CCBill re: selling private shows on our sites. Their email replies to me left Q's unanswered. #
• 15:13 Ugh. One of my bitch-ass 60 min. show archives seems to be on a free page. Feel like doing a GOOD show to cover it up. Want it to go away. #
• 15:50 Feeling a little paralyzed. And a lot hungry. #
• 15:56 I know it looks like I'm catatonic at my desk, but I really am doing research / reading stuff I need to learn for site improvements. #
• 16:27 Man, I must have PMS. Reading intro from a member serving in Iraq who misses his wife/my bod reminds him of her is choking me up. #
• 18:27 A mundane blog entry from me with a photo of some of our pansies: tinyurl.com/5x9u7m #
• 19:09 Last time we didn't have tv & rented rooms to watch the debates. This time? I can't hack it. Reason foretells NOTHING in the end. #

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• 09:24 Poor dog. She's all excited thinking we're going to take a walk this morning the way we did YESTERDAY morning. But this is a work day, dog. #
• 09:57 sings: Oh . . . you beautiful poop! You big, brown beautiful poooooooooooop! And with that hefty weight dropped, I will now eat breakfast. #
• 10:18 Edited "young Demi Moore" to add "with a cascade of long, straight, brown hair falling all the way to her ass". My clit = erect. #
• 11:19 Man, I have *got* to set up google docs/forms for all of my email-me pages, especially for members with tech probs, requests, etc. #
• 12:38 Argh!!! Power keeps flickering. Hard to keep machines running & cams up. Only have battery backup on a couple things, unfortunately. #
• 13:34 Got a handful of my most pressing emails/replies sent out. Now I need to do something VERY glamorous: clean the toilet. #
• 14:25 Just wrote back & quoted a price to a guy who wants a custom balloon & nail fetish video. I hope he can afford it, because I want to do it. #
• 15:08 Finally did clean the toilet. Going to get new seal for it (it's leaking) & also some iodine & Vit. A supplements to boost my thyroid. #
• 17:50 I think I need to poop again. Preferably BEFORE I take a shower. Is there a patron saint of bowel movements? #
• 18:22 Updated my profile here with a couple of notes I put in a background image: twitter.com/tastytrixie #
• 21:31 Curling my hair & powdering my nose to record a members-only vlog to post with new gallery: "My First Silk Dress". #

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• 09:25 Today? I have a *little bit* of work I'll allow myself to do, but other than that I'm determined to take most of the day off. #
• 10:51 Just got back from a walk on the beach. My legs are twitching and my anus itches. That means it's time for breakfast! #
• 15:45 Super windy here; lights have been flickering so don't be surprised if our cams go down since we might lose power and/or net connection. #

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• 08:53 Getting my tea ready for another chat session from bed. Still a couple hours sleep deprived. #
• 11:47 On our way out to a meeting. Will be back for another chat session at 2 pacific. #
• 13:22 Meeting reminder: practice detachment. I need/ed that reminder. ALL THE TIME. Lunchtime now then I'll be in chat at the top of the hour. #
• 15:45 OhmygoditotallyWANT to go to SLEEP. But hyperchat week MUST go on: in 15 minutes I'll be doing some stretching on cam then chat. #

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• 08:38 OMG I can't believe I am awake after three hours of sleep. But the chat schedule must go on! I'll be in chat in about 22 minutes. #
• 10:47 It's money-balancing, bill-paying, check-writing time. #
• 12:39 I need to try to get some more sleep before news flash in 3.5 hours. #
• 12:42 Actually? I'm going to turn off the spycam audio for awhile and doodle on the piano. #
• 18:50 I have a couple more hours of chat scheduled tonight for members (click here: tinyurl.com/spyonus for cams, chat & schedule). #
• 22:49 Gossip Girl is so lame in most ways, but SO HOT in others! Members: I'll be in chat for another hour starting in 10 minutes. Then sleep! #

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• 10:03 MMmmmmm! Delicious, lovely Ritalin -- I could sleep with you for hours. Or get up after 90 minutes of peace with you and feel awesome. #
• 10:07 Hope to make a new sexy music mix for shows today: Downloading Baby Shambles' "Albion" now. Anyone have sexy track suggestions? #
• 10:21 Downloading one of these Black Angels songs: tinyurl.com/3kj8yu #
• 11:46 Mix finally burned; going to have my breakfast and get ready for show coming up in just over an hour. #
• 13:07 Fuck me running. Tech problems. Have to reset my machine in the middle of a show, no op in chat means tough shit. #
• 13:19 sweet -- two of them appeared to help me . . . still having problems though #
• 13:36 This bites & makes me want to blow my brains out. Even if it starts working, I have zero desire to masturbate now. #
• 13:50 Added another hour on the show schedule; won't go the whole hour, but will have time to pursue orgasm. #
• 14:29 That worked out nicely. VERY nicely. "Addicted" by Virtual Embrace is hot song to come to, especially if frustrated. "I! am suffering 4 u!" #
• 14:56 Updating some of my profiles with more recent brunette pics. But first I have to pick them out, size them, stamp them, etc. #
• 15:54 Well THAT was time consuming. Now to make my stomach stop growling and gurgling. #
• 17:26 Ummmmmm . . . trying not to develop crush on a certain member. Because that's, like, totally unprofessional. Best keep it a secret. #
• 19:42 I feel like I can NOT practice piano or sing with anyone hearing me. Want to turn off audio on all the cams. Guilt vs. self-consciousness. #
• 20:26 I have to get ready for my next show now. See you in 35 minutes if you're going to be there. #
• 22:34 A few moments of silence for self-consciousness: tinyurl.com/4kecvx #
• 22:43 Going to get ready for bed, Mad Men and a snack. Members: bfast in bed chat scheduled for 9 am Pacific Monday (with more slated for later). #
• 02:25 Can't/don't want to sleep. Busily arranging music inside my head. #
• 02:37 I know what to do . . . I'll call ccbill tech support and ask them inane questions. Try to see what they're unveiling & when for revamp. #
• 04:03 Still awake after responding to idiot web"master" mentality; they're so blind re: upside-down/unsustainably-high porn affiliate payouts. #

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• 09:45 Wow -- it's crazy how good I've been sleeping almost all night long. Going to enjoy breakfast, get cute, record vlog, then post BJ update. #
• 13:50 Phew! Finally got new vlog & the joyfully fun blowjob video posted for members. Getting to be lunchtime . . . #
• 14:03 Is a sale worth attempting if you have to waste time leading someone by the hand to make it because they won't click the link to your site? #
• 14:20 Yes, that is my stomach you hear growling. Must eat then we're going to go wash the dog. LONG overdue. Speaking of long: her NAILS!! #
• 16:51 First time at u-wash dog grooming place was so fun & relaxing; we were the only ones there & our dog is so happy & fancy now! #
• 17:27 Editing pics to get ahead . . . and because I can't figure out which one of the more important things to do first. #
• 17:33 Selectively listening certain tracks from Achtung Baby: One, Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses & Tryin' to Throw Your Arms Around the World. #
• 17:42 Oh yes, and "So Cruel". Speaking of cruelty, I'm staring at pic after pic of my pale, rippled, cheese-curd thighs. The years are SO cruel! #
• 21:14 Popping into the housecamz chatroom for awhile while my main machine is busy encoding video that I just edited. #
• 22:22 I must apologize for the negative cellulite remark I made earlier. Cellulite is totally hot! I'm so glad I didn't exercise today! Errr . . . #
• 22:24 Seriously, I've seen many women w/cellulite where it looked massively cute. Just hard sometimes when it is your OWN cellulite. #
• 22:24 Anyhoo, I'm happy to have a bunch of work done & uploading overnight for future updates. Going to get ready for bed now. #
• 00:12 Been watching Entourage. Not really sleepy yet. Our newly clean dog chose to curl up in her special bed for the 1st time in about a year. #

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• 10:44 The air smells amazing this morning. Got precious dew on my open-toed feet when I put the mail in the box. Brewing tea for breakfast. #
• 12:41 Enjoyed a blissful Ritalin-relaxed nap to catch up on sleep and just wallow in peace & new bright aqua-colored sheets. Now? Possibilities! #
• 12:44 Should I be embarrassed to say I began reading _Artemis Fowl_? And that it totally fucking ROCKS?!? #
• 12:54 I have got to post some video for members today if at all possible. And get some exercise during the dull bits during encoding & uploading. #
• 12:57 JESUS! Our connection has been slow as fuck the past couple of days. Going to have to take cams down to reset everything. Hope it helps. #
• 13:48 Have to disconnect main WebWhoreHQ cam to devote resources to capturing & editing video. The one on housecamz will still be up, though. #
• 18:04 Our connection still seems slower than usual. Uploading these blowjob videos will only make our pipe MORE clogged up . . . #
• 18:12 I still haven't gotten any exercise today so I'm going to do a bout of jumproping before I skip into the shower. Quick cardio ftw. #
• 21:25 The big .mp4 version of the BJ vid is not going to finish uploading before bedtime so members: you must wait 'til tomorrow. #

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• 08:41 Waking up to a very SLOW internet connection. Need to change nameservers on one domain before I have bfast. #
• 12:16 I really want to show you something but I can't upload it right now because we have too many things in our queue. Maybe it's lunchtime. #
• 15:45 Finally! What we started brainstorming & working on with Ron on Monday: imakeporno.com/index.html #
• 18:58 I just wrote this REALLY INTERESTING post but still having publishing troubles. Guess you will never know what drugs I'm on now . . . #
• 19:05 Either people are cheering at a sporting event somewhere or there's a family of Sybil-possessed braying donkeys fighting w/elephant seals. #
• 19:21 Uh-oh; it finally published. Now you'll know I lied about it being REALLY INTERESTING: tinyurl.com/4yahd4 #
• 19:53 I had to disconnect WebWhoreHQ cam while I make camz highlight clips & download archives. Hope it goes quickly! #
• 20:21 Oh my god -- the feeling of ritalin wearing off; I forgot how fucking annoying that is when suddenly all the distractions come crashing back #
• 20:35 Took another pill. Going to do some stretching and listening to creepy, warbly new age music. Yesssssssss! #
• 22:05 Wasted an enormous buttload of time to write back to someone telling him all the reasons why he probably shouldn't join my site. #
• 23:50 Instead of enjoying some music I sat here reading some of the stuff I've written in my members-only area. To decide whether or not I like it #

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• 20:45 Just got home -- super tired. The house is ROASTING because there was a heat wave while we were gone. #
• 21:18 As usual when we're away from home, I haven't pooped in a couple of days. Promise to self: RELAX until the poop happens. #

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• 07:06 Another comparatively early morning for us. Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrly. #
• 08:13 I so totally feel like barfing. Even my wrists are weak and nauseated. #
• 08:57 On our way out the door in a couple of minutes; hoping for a pleasant drive & revelations at the psychiatrist's office. #

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• 08:45 Who *wakes up* with a headache they didn't have the night before? WHO? Besides me, that is . . . #
• 10:35 Me, ranting about the "border" patrol overstepping their bounds: tinyurl.com/6zpax6 #
• 10:42 I don't know how I'm going to do my shows today; head is killing me, legs are shaking, feel like puking. This is really unpleasant. #
• 11:07 I hate to do this, but I need to cancel my shows today. Want to barf, need a dark room/no lights, head & neck are killing me. Shaking. #
• 11:18 This fucking sucks: I totally do not want to go to bed/to dark - want to feel better and DO things! #
• 17:37 Looking forward to dinner; I'm all weak & wobby, dizzy & my brain box still hurts. Making sure I don't eat anything today that's a trigger #
• 18:16 Neighbor: can you not use such smelly perfumey dryer sheets since your vent points right at my window which I have open since it's HOT? #
• 19:49 Have to take care of the bills and stuff now since we have to leave early tomorrow morning. #
• 20:50 Writing down things I want to talk to my psychiatrist about tomorrow; wondering how much potential thyroid prob has to do w/migraines, etc. #
• 22:07 If you're so bored you want to read more about how mental I am: tinyurl.com/5zuxhr #
• 22:24 You'll like this post better: pics of me with my tits out & jeans off in the woods: tinyurl.com/6r9z4y #
• 22:26 And now, my friends, I must take a bath before bed. I need to get my pussy all pretty for Don Draper to fuck it and spank it with his tie. #
• 23:45 I think it's fucking awesome that if you do a google image search for tastytrixie a photo of Steve Buscemi appears. On p. 12, but still cool #

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• 09:29 I'm awake, and curious if I can break any world records for greatest number of dreams and/or most minutes dreamt in an eight hour period. #
• 11:00 I *need* to get warm, long-sleeved tops with really low, cleavage-revealing necklines for doing geek work on cam. Warm AND sexy FTW. #
• 13:22 Posted some new free porn on trixie.com/ - my fave is the computer generated trio of shemale schoolgirls in long striped socks. #
• 15:06 Had turkey bacon & eggs for lunch & watches some soup. Now I have a half-toenail to rip off that got snagged on something. #
• 15:36 Brainstorming a reality site to put together with our friend Ron. Will probably shoot preliminaries Monday night when we're at his place. #
• 15:58 In a battle with a fly that will not die. #
• 19:26 Just got back from a nice walk on the beach. Holy giant red jellyfish washed up on shore! #
• 20:00 Aggghhhh, my brain is melting in creative overdrive! Worried about the crash afterwards. Had a problem with that earlier this week. #
• 23:15 We had some delicious sex & cuddling. #

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• 09:16 I'm going to eat my breakfast outside today. So there! #
• 09:53 Going to listen to Cowboy Junkies: Black Eyed Man and edit more photos. #
• 10:38 Still editing pics. Put in Stevie Ray Vaughan's Texas Flood. My room smells like an old, rank fart. #
• 11:27 SOMEONE I adore sent me a MOVIE I adore: Mel Gibson's fucking PAYBACK!!! I was *just* gushing over that movie while getting a massage. #
• 12:36 God, I love Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Making fun of protesters outside the RNC: tinyurl.com/3uaqyr #
• 13:06 I love the google artist of the day today, too: www.sarastites.com/ The hirsute stuff is my favorite. Hairy animal human body stuff. #
• 13:42 The only bad thing about getting ahead on content to post for members is not wanting to SAVE it/wanting to post it right away. #
• 16:17 Posted notes on our calendar & in our chatroom that we'll be gone the 15th & 16th, then hyperchat week is September 21st through 27th. #
• 16:48 Working on cleaning up and updating my members-only archives. #
• 17:59 Finding and trying to fix mistakes I made. Wishing I could pay someone to automate part of this process for me. Sighing. Heavily. #
• 21:16 Okay. After however-many hours I think I finally have a handle on the neglected archive-keeping. Now wasting time fiddling with other stuff. #

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• 07:24 Awake WAY too early to shoot. You don't do it when you feel "sexy", you do it when the light's not directly overhead making death mask eyes. #
• 07:35 Periods, pain, blood thinning, bruising. What's your experience, chicks? tinyurl.com/6xto24 #
• 09:43 First shoot was okay but way more hair spray is called for on next one. #
• 09:43 Also, neighbor got an eyeful. Not the scary neighbor, though, thank goodness. #
• 10:50 It's awesome to start the day accomplishing things. Might have even been worth waking up near 7 am. #
• 12:05 Going to have some lunch then start editing one of the sets we shot this morning; I *love* it! #
• 12:59 Admiring jeremygeddesart.com/ I love the cosmonauts. #
• 13:21 Dearly Beloved: I'm going to listen to Purple Rain while I edit my pics. #
• 14:09 Because I'm a Gina Gershon fan: tinyurl.com/3hf95g #
• 15:36 Going to reset my machine & see if that cures this weird continuously-disconnecting-cam problem. #
• 17:32 What if I let this dry on my face & wore it to aerobics? PIC: tinyurl.com/3pbdkp #
• 20:26 Phew! Had a good arm workout, posted a new gallery & charming vlog for members, & am totally ready to eat & crash soon after, I think. #
• 21:23 The greatness & productivity of today feels really GREAT after how crappy I felt yesterday. Thank you, Universe!! #

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• 10:06 Brewing some tea, checking the light outside. Today we're trying to do a few shoots & hoping some will be outside. #
• 12:38 Breakfast been had. Shaving & shower been had. Going to log in wherever cam to do some foot work. #
• 13:44 Stressed/confused trying to figure out what to shoot/where to shoot/who to shoot/when to shoot. It's tres tricky coordinating this shit. #
• 13:58 Feeling enormously stressed; I have way too much piled on me to try to prioritize it all & make it happen. I love my shit, but it's hard. #
• 14:00 Maybe I'm just freaking out because I really HAVE to pay our late taxes next month & we'll need a miracle to do it. A miracle out of my ass. #
• 15:49 Think I need to make a list of everything I'm afraid of, worries large & small, & how to respond to each &/or why I can release each one. #
• 16:20 Ugh. One wash and my lovely dark hair is already fading, reddening and turning to dingy dishwater. Can't wait for next couple processes. #
• 17:47 Follow-up to my tweet for input on hard drive docks: Hard Drives for WebWhores: tinyurl.com/5m52o7 about making backups, etc. #
• 19:05 I'm constipated. Feeling like I'm incompetent compounded by inability to do something as basic as POOP = low self esteem. #
• 19:12 The only thing keeping me from bursting into tears of overwhelmed frustration is that if we shoot in the morning I cannot have puffy eyes. #
• 20:33 Going to shoot some pics of Delia now. #
• 21:53 Delia's wearing a very hot, shiny, satiny pink dress. It makes me feel so much better -focused- touching her on the panties this way. #
• 00:28 Watched ANTM. Reconnected the ballroom cam (kept getting disconnections today). Set the alarm to get up & shoot early before high noon. #

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• 09:11 Woke up with Prince singing "If I Was Your Girlfriend" in my head. Now I'm updating a database. Baby can I dress you? #
• 10:39 Still working on trying to get those promo galleries finished that I started yesterday. Almost done, then I need to email affiliates. #
• 11:31 If you're hearing me swearing, it's NOT at a person, it's at my connection, at Dreamweaver, and the general slowness of shit. #
• 11:39 Need to take a two minute bath now to get ready for a noon meeting. #
• 13:23 One thing I love about peddling porn is getting unexpected checks in the mail & having no idea who they're from: FUN! #
• 14:30 Been doing more promo work. Now going to put on something less binding and eat some lunch. #
• 16:06 I totally have to put clothes on for about ten minutes so I can go to the bank with checks so we can have cash to buy groceries. #
• 18:41 I know only assholes complain about the after-effects of massage, but that neck work yesterday fucked up my brain. STAB! #
• 19:47 Been hiding out writing something that's also giving me the opportunity to cry/grieve a little about . . . stuff. Not for blog consumption. #
• 20:36 Facebook: I seriously DO NOT GET IT. Slow as hell, tres annoying -- what is the appeal? #
• 23:31 Spent some time trying on potential outfits for shoots, figuring out which ones to do where & with what hair, nail polish, level of shaving. #
• 23:42 This cat does not want to be a porn model: tinyurl.com/6kwawt #

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• 09:23 Time to pay bills and schtuff before the mailman gets here. #
• 09:28 Made a massage appointment for this afternoon. Because I'm worth it!!!! #
• 11:45 Add the author of this letter to the long list of women who have their heads straight up their fucking asses: tinyurl.com/roofies #
• 12:33 Logged in the Wherever cam to do some noodling and stretching. #
• 13:40 I wonder if I'm going to need to poop soon. Because I don't want to have to poop during my massage. That's uncomfortable. For everyone. #
• 14:18 Okay, called ccbill and now feel like a total fucking retard. Not their fault, but mine. Mine & my poor math skills. When did I get stupid? #
• 14:35 Time for a pre-massage bath. Then a massage. Did I already mention that I'M WORTH IT? Yes? Well, I must remind myself again & again. #
• 22:26 Talking to my wanker & admiring my my girlfriend's hot, meaty she-cock: tinyurl.com/trans-delia So many hot pics; hard to choose! #
• 22:28 After >hour of inducing wanker arm movements I think it's time to get off the phone so we can watch Gossip Girl. xoxo!! G'nite wanker! #

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• 09:28 Was going to post a quick blog entry but for some reason it won't let me upload pics. Should have breakfast instead. #
• 09:57 Pics from my Leopard Dress Gallery (or is it a cheetah? I don't know) plus today's showtimes: tinyurl.com/sexyanimal #
• 10:56 It's time to bathe and get ready for my show early so I'm not running late and swearing/being a bitch. #
• 12:30 Showtime looming, but I'm happy to be ready 30 minutes early. Considering setting up laptop with porn to watch during. For stimulation. #
• 12:35 Astrology site spam: "Are you pursuing your ideal career?" Puts me in a good mood to be able to say, YES! I have it + ability to improve it. #
• 16:54 Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd I hate seeing gaping anal shots! Aghhhh!!! #
• 19:56 The site known as Flickr is a dry cunt. In *my* book, anyway. Dry, unyielding, slow-to-warm-up cunt. #
• 20:00 Someone in Grand Prairie texted me, "Trixie I too would love to be a house boy". It's too bad you're in Texas, buddy. #
• 22:09 I had an orGHASTly during my show. Think I will call them that when a chatter ruins the moment: JUST PULL IT OUT REAL HARD SO YOU'LL SQUIRT! #
• 23:22 We didn't watch the VMAs. We watched Mad Men then old Mahalia Jackson "videos": a singer who can't be touched by anyone on MTV. #

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• 09:38 Doing my usually-on-Monday ritual of bill-paying and schtuff. #
• 11:37 Staring at blank hot pink sticky note, wondering what it was I thought I needed to write on there. #
• 12:41 Working on a disturbing story for members. #
• 13:12 Been having too much caffeine; have a headache. Story is almost done but might be too embarrassing/horrifying to post. #
• 13:17 I just caught a whiff of something that smelled like Disneyland. The Pirates ride, to be specific. #
• 14:52 Managed to keep two headache pills down and in the dark long enough I feel greatly improved. Now for a bath . . . #
• 16:47 Hmm... I need to call CCBill to figure out what the fuck rate they are charging; looks different on our sub-accounts. > 15% = lame. #
• 18:26 My masturbation confession: "a bad man lives next door" is now posted for members. Not as hot as it sounds, but violent & disgusting. #
• 19:56 Holy shit! Crazy bitch checker totally flipped out on our bumbling ex-cop checker at grocery store. It was insane. Told him I'd vouch 4 him. #
• 22:28 Editing some pics. Letting chili dinner settle. Trying not to think about the hotness that is Chuck and Blair. xoxo #
• 22:48 Going to take Sabriel to bed with me tonight: tinyurl.com/64vy8c #

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• 08:08 Just got an early call from my little sister with the news that she's pregnant! Another nephew or a niece will be awesome. #
• 11:39 Getting ready to go to an al-anon meeting. #
• 15:35 I think I need a nap. Going to these Al-Anon meetings is kind of stressful/tiring to me since I don't know the drill/routine yet. #

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

• 09:29 Heavy flow at night = uncomfortable/restless sleep. Time for breakfast! Because it's awesome to say "heavy flow" and "bfast" in same tweet. #
• 10:25 I think my recently acquired fear of flying is justified: tinyurl.com/flyingsucks #
• 10:44 Heads up, camshow fans: we aren't doing shows today because we're going to a wedding. And I'm on the hot, wet, sticky, red rag. #
• 10:45 Not that I haven't done shows on the rag before, but last time I did they suspended me so from now on? EVERYONE suffers! No I won't hide it! #
• 12:04 My red leather gloves & endocrine system: tinyurl.com/6qdy88 #
• 12:14 Sigh. Technical prob/error on my tgp when I try to create thumbnails. No time to fuck with/fix/find out problem. Tired & crampy. #
• 14:57 We're running late. Wedding present still not wrapped. I *hate* wrapping presents/am really bad at it. #
• 15:00 OMG, connection is SO FUCKING SLOW it's causing me pain to get driving directions. #
• 15:05 God almighty, you need a fucking PACK mule to bring everything requested & required to these damned events. Dessert! Presents! Tampons! #
• 15:10 Fancy new camera that weights ten billion pounds! Pills for my pounding headache and cramping uterus! A pharmacy! Dessert Bar! #
• 15:11 But I guess that it's not much of a celebration if you don't contribute any pain or packing or effort or thought into the process. #
• 19:49 Home again! Too chilly for the after-wedding outdoor festivities, plus with my period & social ineptitude I felt like leaving. #
• 20:19 Delia's going to the store & I'm going to use masturbation to take the edge off some tension built up by someone's deep voice @ wedding #
• 20:37 My nipples got so hard on that 2nd orgasm. Sorry voyeurs, had to keep the lights out. But you might have heard me buzzing & gasping. #

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