Monday, September 8, 2008

My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

  • 09:28 Was going to post a quick blog entry but for some reason it won't let me upload pics. Should have breakfast instead. #
  • 09:57 Pics from my Leopard Dress Gallery (or is it a cheetah? I don't know) plus today's showtimes: tinyurl.com/sexyanimal #
  • 10:56 It's time to bathe and get ready for my show early so I'm not running late and swearing/being a bitch. #
  • 12:30 Showtime looming, but I'm happy to be ready 30 minutes early. Considering setting up laptop with porn to watch during. For stimulation. #
  • 12:35 Astrology site spam: "Are you pursuing your ideal career?" Puts me in a good mood to be able to say, YES! I have it + ability to improve it. #
  • 16:54 Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd I hate seeing gaping anal shots! Aghhhh!!! #
  • 19:56 The site known as Flickr is a dry cunt. In *my* book, anyway. Dry, unyielding, slow-to-warm-up cunt. #
  • 20:00 Someone in Grand Prairie texted me, "Trixie I too would love to be a house boy". It's too bad you're in Texas, buddy. #
  • 22:09 I had an orGHASTly during my show. Think I will call them that when a chatter ruins the moment: JUST PULL IT OUT REAL HARD SO YOU'LL SQUIRT! #
  • 23:22 We didn't watch the VMAs. We watched Mad Men then old Mahalia Jackson "videos": a singer who can't be touched by anyone on MTV. #
These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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